listen. i don't care if you don't ship phan. i don't care what you consider their relationship to be. i don't care if you think shipping real people is a little weird. this isn't about that. i don't give a fuck about that.
this is about dedication, not to dan and phil nor their relationship, but to The Bit. this is about reclamation of power. this is about no longer giving a Fuck.
is it cringe? is it weird? oh for sure, but who are dan and phil if not two cringe weirdos that are dedicated first and foremost to The Bit? put aside that feeling of being cringe, babes. you're on tumblr dot com. this is the cringe website. to be cringe is to unabashedly be your truest self.
be cringe, be free, tag phan at all costs.
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trevor and quinn besties forever 🫶
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ok so if you are/were in the Harry Potter fandom you have probably heard of Drapple (Draco x apple). This is from a scene in the third movie where Draco eats an apple. So I want to know how DRAPPLE is a thing but not Harry x the snitch. I have not seen anything for this crack ship but I will single-handedly make it real if I have to. Here are my reasons for why this should be a thing:
The snitch was Harry’s first kiss🥺🥺🥺
Harry chases after the snitch🥰
In the 7th book, HARRY gets the snitch to open up (with a KISSSSSS)😍
Harry is constantly fighting over the snitch with people😘
so anyway that’s my Tedtalk and the ship name is hitch because snarry is snape x Harry I think. I am not even active in the Harry Potter fandom anymore (except for the fanfic I’m writing based off of My Immortal on Wattpad), but I need it to be a thing.
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controversial hot take; as a brown woman, yes, being an european white fuckboy seems like the road to happiness sometimes. oh, to taste the fruit of the privilege.
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Self-care is making the OCs your ten-year-old self would without giving a shit if they’re ‘lore accurate’ or ‘well-written’ but just having an absolute fucking blast (and also they’re more queer)
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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation
because WHAT are people talking about sometimes
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ROMANCE DAWN TRIO
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I drew this over a year ago but I guess now is the time to post it.
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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.
we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."
at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.
the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.
the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.
what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.
here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.
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I love seeing people call whatever is going on between Astarion and Gale as "toxic old man yaoi."
Because if you told them about it, Gale would look sad and say, "Toxic is a bit of a strong word. Everyone in this group has their own issues and-"
Meanwhile, the 200+ year old vampire shaking with rage behind him would shriek, "OLD?!?!?!"
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i wonder where the idea of chilchuck being a deadbeat came from when theres like. no textual evidence for it ?
he knows what all of them are up to; he still writes to flertom and she sent him his neckwarmer, so that to me implies that they at least have a somewhat positive relationship?
its more ambiguous with meijack and puckpatti, but since meijack is also a picklock, i wouldn't be surprised if he taught her himself, considering how trades are often passed down through families, and because he talks about sending people to her if he dies.
also the way he talks about puckpatti is very like... it's obvious he wants her to take things more seriously, but he's accepting, and his tone here reads more fond to me than anything else.
like, he keeps his daughters' old toys under his desk? that doesn't scream 'deadbeat' at all, it screams 'empty nester' who doesn't know how to reach out or is scared to do so
EDIT: i know a lot of the 'deadbeat dad' stuff is jokes, but some people are Not joking and genuinely think chilchuck is a bad dad. this post is not saying that you cant joke about it; it is just outlining what canon shows regarding his (clearly positive) relationship with his kids.
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I love men. I'm half man myself on my dad's side
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these hyperspecific polls are so funny cause some are like ‘Ive been to europe’ and some are like ‘in may of 2007 I ate ramen in the chernobyl exclusion zone’
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