apropos of nothing. no follow-up dialogue options. why did he say that
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Me for the last decade: MARVEL YOU NEED TO PAY FOR MY THERAPY YOU ASSHOLES I AM NOT OKAY AFTER THIS SHIT YOU'VE PULLED
Marvel: Okay. *gives us a quality group therapy session that actually makes me feel good* Does this work?
Me:
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uhm.. thanks?
damn, why is the cake sPiCy?
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sometimes, your art reminds me of greg heffley..
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Whoever reported skin deep for a mature community label is a real dickhead
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STORYTIME!
My dad is in his early 60’s and adopted me when he was in his 40’s. He loves learning new slang and overusing it. The problem is he overuses it incorrectly and is too stubborn to be corrected.
For the past few months, that word was simp.
Last night, I taught him about himbos. We were watching Doctor who, and Jack Harkness was being his usual bisexual disaster self. My dad went “What is wrong with him? He keeps flirting with people when he’s about to get killed!”
So I said:”Oh that? He’s a ✨himbo✨.”
Cue today where I joked about eating something I’m allergic to, and he goes: “Don’t be a himbo.”
HES TECHNICALLY NOT WRONG, AND THATS LIKE THE ONLY TIME HES SAID SOMETHING THAT GAVE ME ACTUAL GENDER EUPHORIA, BUT WHAT THE FUCK?!
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When you didn't realize they'd put your snarky comment into your official patient notes 😭
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I had a customer tell me yesterday with her full chest, I look like I belong in California…
Did she just read me for filth as a fucking Lost Boys kinnie? Wtf?
Ma’am, come back! What did you mean by that?
WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT?
@emeraldfangs @queer-and-utter-chaos @beoneofus @willowbrookesblog @luv4fandoms @oceansrose2002
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“I’d buy a big house where we both could live” it’s literally them with Princess Park and I can only think about 2 hearts in 1 home and I’m having a breakdown at 9.00 AM
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