#is god chewy or crunchy

[brewerssupplies]

looking at a new fantasy world

ask the creator if it's hard or soft

they don't understand

I pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is hard and what is soft

they laugh and say "it's a good fantasy world ma'am"

it's soft

#ad speaks #worldbuilding #meme #shitpost #fantasy #fantasy world #dnd #rpg #ttrpg #text #post #is god chewy or crunchy

[fluentisonus]

epicureanism (crunchy) <-----> stoicism (chewy)

#still thinking about that post that's like ''is god crunchy or chewy'' #thoughts

[sporesgalaxy]

wait your meme origins tag is like... actual meme origins?? the first time i saw you use it it was on a post that was Very Much Not the original

eh? the only one in there that's fully not original is like a compilation post of funny text snippets about "pathetic wet dog of a man" type creatures. true that it's not really the origin of a meme, but it's a post containing highly referenceable funny material that I wanna be able to find again so I decided to bend the rules a bit rather than hunting down the original form of every post in the compilation. shrug!

#the only other non-original would be like...the crunchy/chewy god post referencing creepy/wet gym? but people reference crunchy/chewy god #on its own so its worth having in there... #i need to find creepy/wet gym though............... #asks

[moinsbienquekaworu]

Okay I'm at three different "secret 3rd Holmes sibling" stories, and my conclusion is if it's a fanfic I trust the author if it's a published work I do not

#i read enola holmes and watched bbc sherlock so i was pretty turned off of secret 3rd holmes siblings #but the fic i'm reading has a secret 3rd holmes brother and he's fun #i like him #because he fits in with everyone else lol #like. the Themes and Comparisons between him and sherlock. especially with their relationship with mycroft?? #like i'm sorry but i am SO easy actually just put some mycroft development in there and i'm sold #there's just something eminently crunchy and chewy and incredible about him especially as an older brother #as an older sister myself he's just So Crunchy. holy shit. Crunch crunch crunch. i am chewing on him. #like oh my god seeing Him interacting with mycroft and comparing it to sherlock and AAAAH biting biting biting #going insane over bbc mycroft honestly. i love that man. or uh the idea of him i guess lol #wow i have a ramble tag now

[cadaverkeys]

Alright let's settle this

#rambles

[windtraces]

i am not a crunchy god. i have don't have a crunchy body. i am alone only half of the time, the other half, i'm just sleeping

#posts by venti from genshin impact #ventipost #crunchy vs chewy god reference etc

[kandavers]

Your art is a faint strawberry taste and it's texture is soft and chewy with a little crunchy like a peep marshmallow!!

Oh my God.

Thank you for telling me about Peep Marshmallows

#if you look like that #kanrambles #ask

[veryinnovative]

INO PLSSSSS. he's so boggled and confused when James says humans can't digest bones he's like what's wrong with your stomachs, are you still evolving? but he absolutely snatches and eats all of james' bones like okay well, im eating them then. i think he loves absolutely anything crunchy, and James could use that to get him to try all kinds of things, from fucking cucumbers to pop rocks.

oh god, him absolutely O . O watching james chew gum, shoving his fingers in James mouth to steal it from him?? (James bb, that's gotta be one hell of a shock for u, I know you weren't expecting his salt watery hands all up in your teeth but also you KNOW James was not expecting to be turned on by that either.) — honorablr mention for reg just inspecting james' teeth like, hmmm you have a weird much of sharp and not sharp, what's going on here 🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐 once he gets a taste of soft+chewy I think he'd love it. i think it's novelty never fails to amuse him. hed like those sample packs of filled mochi, with beans and sesame and fruity centers, eating boba with a spoon after James puts in the weirdest bubble tea order ( "uhhhh, lemme get.... one matcha milk tea with boba, 100% sweetness, 50% ice and...... one brown sugar boba milk tea with 0% milk, 0% tea and 100% brown sugar boba.... please?" )

do you think he likes spicy food or so you think it's like how some animals just can't taste it at all? or is he like a cat where if it's even slightly too salty, he's turning his nose up 👀

any monsterfucker fic involving the creature-thing shoving their fingers into their beloved human's mouth for close inspection (or vice versa) will steal my heart always. he is running his thumb over james' teeth like,, interesting, how do you bite through the spinal cords of those who trespass your territory,,, and james is like (muffled) i don't?

also honorable mention of james daring to stick a finger in reg's mouth, instantly cutting himself on one of his many sharp canines, and flushing deep, deep crimson when regulus closes his lips around james' digit and sucks onto the pad of his finger, humming at the taste of his blood.

big fan of reg loving insane textures. haven't decided on the flavor profiles yet. it'd be funny if he is super sensitive to spicy food (shoutout to @static-radio-ao3 this 1 is for u) or turns out to be a super picky eater. but @likeprongstostars also painted this super funny image of regulus literally eating rubber which, as funny as it sounds, can also be quite applicable in this au to some extent. especially if we are going with the 'he is insane abt textures' quirk.

#answered #the boba order is funny #oh he'd love chewing on ice too #crunch #james: i can no longer afford catches of fresh fish. you will have this pesto pasta with me #regulus hissing like a spoiled cat: #i feel like this au wld work so well as a crackfic too

[monadocyclone]

#marti has polls

[evilvillain666]

Gang I made my second attempt at sourdough bread today and oh my god it turned out SO MUCH BETTER than the first time. I used more starter this time + covered it tightly during the proof and it rose SO MUCH and basically doubled during the bake... The crumb was so soft and moist and light and beautiful and even.... And the crust so chewy and slightly crunchy.... So awesome and beautiful

#personal #food

[ansu-gurleht]

can't believe anyone would say god is crunchy instead of chewy. crunchy implies shattering. what good's a god that shatters? but a god you can chew on? that's the good shit.

[riotwizard]

#i was raised catholic so im personally thinking about the christian god #but yall make it about whatever god you want #sparrow speaks #polls

[beeruby4]

As I sit here; mouth watering, stomach rumbling, mind racing. I cannot help but think of the delicious delight that I may never try. I may never suckle upon it’s mysterious texture nor may I selfishly devour it’s crunchy outer core to understand where it’s been and what it was. It’s smooth sanded shape keeps me up. It haunts my very existence with it’s seductive matte sheen. No, I will never be able to munch down on it’s, what I imagine anyway, it’s glorious outer shell to be gooey and chewy on the inside. Much like when I was growing up and was forbidden from munching on the delectable bird berries that called me with a screaming siren’s call!, I, will never be able to enjoy what I know is a treat far more delectable and satisfying than even the fabled ambrosia of the greek gods. I will never be able to hear the angles sing as I bite into it’s smooth matte finish. At the end of the day, I, will never be able to eat sea glass. But in my imagination….oh in my imagination! I have eaten it ALL. My stomach full of the delightful greens and blues sometimes pink sea glass that has been bestowed upon me from the very sea that I fear. But alas, my teeth are week, my stomach? Riddled with IBS. So to whom shall I go to. This feral desire lives within me so hungry it fuels me with anger and despair that I fear I may loose my self. To whom do I go when I cannot take it? The very sight enough to drive me mad? To whom shall I go then? Hm? God? No…god wouldn’t punish me with the scrumptious look and taste of the rocks that I may never know! I have been cursed. I will eat sea glass. Alas, I have none near by. To etsy I go. Farewell my dear readers. My final wish is for you to know these final thoughts in my final, non sea glass eaten moment are; you’ve lost the game, uwu, and goodnight.

[sophisotes]

god

#theology

[the-trans-dragon]

I liked that time I was at a new dentist and I was like "oh btw my jaw doesn't open as far as it should, my apologies. Also if you need me to open wider I will have to close my jaw a little and then reopen." And he was like "sure. Why?"

And I was like "I dunno it's just like that."

"does it make any popping noises?'

"yeah it's real crunchy."

He put on his stethoscope to listen and I opened my jaw and he was like "!?!?!?!?!?"

I explained that it had started after I had my wisdom teeth taken out and he was like "ohhhh.... Yeah. They probably damaged some cartilage, not being gentle enough opening your mouth."

Which is a fair guess and it sucks lol.

But then he was like "What do you do when it pops like that?"

"???? I don't even notice anymore."

"??? Does it hurt?"

"well...yeah, every time I eat. But I gotta eat so."

"...If my jaw made that noise, I would stop eating. And probably take a Tylenol and lay down."

Which was a good perspective for "What level of Dysfunction is normal for bodies?" Apparently my jaw sounding and feeling like it is LARPing as a bunch of d4 dice isn't the norm, and I should be babying myself about it.

So I've half-ass started to baby it and...it's actually gotten slightly better! I was a eating a REALLY chewy cookie and realized "wow...it's so quiet in here..... So peaceful. Oh my God it's because my jaw isn't crunching."

Weird. Cool though! Maybe it'll get better. I've had one previous chronic illness resolve itself after 2 years with some gentle effort (I tried gentle effort for the first month or so and then accepted my fate of Cant Lift That Arm Into That Position Ever Again and added it to the pile of "chronic issues i tried to fix but i guess im stuck with them" cluttering my existence). Maybe my poor cartilage d in a healthy condition to heal finally.

#sorenhoots

[officialralsei]

is the word “god” chewy or crunchy

It's chewy! Umm... I'm not sure how it could be crunchy... it doesn't sound that way to me, haha.

#officialralsei