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bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. we sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining

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via indiarosecrawford

Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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When the Harry Potter HBO series comes out, I better not be seeing any of the bullshit justifications that you guys used to justify your Hogwarts Legacy purchases.

"Oh, she won't be making any money from it!" She's the executive producer.

"There's no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway!" That excuse applies when you're talking about things that humans actually need, like food. That excuse does not apply when you're talking about a TV show.

"I have to support the creators!" No you don't. No you fucking don't. If that excuse was true, you'd have to consume every piece of media that was ever created. Besides, Warner Brothers is a billion-dollar corporation. You won't hurt their feelings if you boycott one TV show.

"But it was my childhood!" I don't care. I legitimately do not care.

I don't wanna go through this bullshit again. Just don't fucking watch the series. It's that simple.

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[riotwizard]

Designate This | Dark Angel 2.01

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classic post rant quora phrase

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the man is in jail and theyre giddy im gonna be sick

#house md

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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST INFLUENTIAL ALBUM OF THE MODERN AGE

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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which could mean nothing

#house md

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#i love her sm #i love this show #the great

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i hate giving writing advice but i LOVE talking ABOUT writing and why i do the things i do in my writing however unfortunately saying “please ask me questions about writing” makes me sound demanding. alas.

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"ah they're talking quite a lot in spanish in this scene let me turn on subtitles to make it a bit easier on myself"

subtitles: [YELLS IN SPANISH]

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supremely unserious show

#house #house md #house m.d #this was a nightmare but still #it was fully convincing to me lol #sparrow speaks #gregory house #greg house