#is RANDY YOUR STICKS!!

[tdutchartist]

Finn didn't want to leave him waiting again though, because waiting never helped them, did it?

“...okay.” —

Man I am obsessed with @silverpigeon ‘s Rising from Ashes. Big recommendation for anyone who loves these idiots like I do!

#mashfinn #mash burnedead #finn ames #mashle #muscles and magic #also tumblr has ruined me all I can think off seeing those cream puffs #is RANDY YOUR STICKS!! #btw pls don’t look too close at the anatomy I’m embarrassed #silverpigeon

[ink-ghoul]

SCAR. YOUR ORIGIN

#read as in the same tone of 'randy your sticks' #new life smp #goodtimeswithscar

[nottodayjustin]

April 13th 2024 best hockey tweet of the day

#hockey twitter #nhl #nhl hockey #hockey #edmonton oilers #connor mcdavid #RANDY YOUR STICKS

[modmad]

hey wake me up at three in the morning thanks mod so glad you agreed to this

ANON WAIT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO TH

#RANDY YOUR STICKS

[shopwitchvamp]

Wow! Everything that can be done ahead of time is actually done. And now we just wait

#there's still a couple more things i can do but for the most part the only stuff that's left can't happen until it's ready to go live #this is probably the most on top of things I've ever been 👍 #now i just gotta not fall asleep #witch vamp #sillyposting #may preorders #randy your sticks

[randomwords247]

Cooking and baking

A small pet peeve of mine with cooking and baking is when recipes say the container rather than the amount

Like, instead of saying "500ml of cream" you say "a pot of cream". Or "a whole can of corn". Like okay which kind of can??? What amount???? Corn comes in more than one size you can't just tell me a can. PLEASE i am begging you tell me the WEIGHT

This is especially a problem with recipes from different countries, for example America. Because your stick of butter is different to our butter. STOP SAYING STICK OF BUTTER TELL ME THE QUANTITY IN GRAMS PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY

that being said I feel like I see this crop up in like american recipes in particular. Idk if I've ever seen a recipe in one of our cookbooks that does this....

anyway please just tell me the gosh darn weight I am dying here I have a family I JUST NEED TO KNOW THE WEIGHT

#ramble post #randy rambles #recipes #cooking #baking #'a stick of butter' is the worst for repeat offender i see that crap everywhere in american recipes #JUST SAY THE AMOUNT #like even if a recipe here uses 250g of butter (our butter is in 250g idk what size american butter is) IT SAYS USE 250G OF BUTTER #actually tbf i think butter size is not something thats like fully conventional cuz i just googled lurpack and it says that one is 200g #fun fact our butter isnt a long weird stick like americans. why is your butter like that that looks awful to get on a knife to spread #ours is still rectangular its just like more square #ALSO LIKE IDM CUPS. I have measuring cups that have cups AND ml. I WOULD GLADLY TAKE MEASURING IN CUPS OVER 'STICK OF BUTTER' 'CAN OF CORN' #also for the record what spurred this on is i asked someone for their recipe of something and half the stuff is quantified in this way. #'1 box jiffy cornbread mix' what the frick is that please i have a family #like no hate to them lemme be clear but also WHY ARE AMERICAN RECIPES LIKE THIS IM CRYING #i could be wrong that its just american recipes but i SWEAR ive never seen this in any of our british cookbooks but everytime i try and loo #up an american recipe online or ask an american friend for a recipe they give me quantities like this and im over here quietly dying as i #try and decipher what the frick they just told me to use. what is going on why are recipes there like this #(also idk if they do it for cream i just wanted to give an example that wasnt just can of corn or can of soup) #(SOUP AND CORN COME IN MULTIPLE CAN SIZES YOURE HELPING NOBODY SAYING JUST 'A CAN')

[churchcrabs]

#fight club #fc #fight club 1999 #narrator fight club #tyler durden #chuck palahniuk #soapshipping #tyler x narrator #poor little meow meow #little meow meow #nooo don’t yassify a domestic terrorist you’re so sexy #randy your sticks

[loupy-mongoose]

Has Randy ever done this because I saw this post and immediately thought of your Randy.

Someone hit me with that joke way back in early March. I had to ask what the joke was, but I was never told that it was actually a guy named Randy in the original. Suddenly it makes a lot of sense why they'd use it on me. XD

I suppose it's possible my Randy's done that. He does like to sleep, after all. X3 I can imagine Akoya shouting at him lol!

#haycoat #ask #I thought it was funny back then because I was already planning on him using sticks to burn down the lab. :3 #Don't forget your sticks indeed Randy~

[abba-enthusiast]

I’m gonna lie on the sun bed for just a few minutes, then I’ll get back to my work. Just a 5 minutes. In the warm warm sun

#so eepy #randy your sticks type situation incoming

[spacefinch]

Ezra: Hey guys, I'm making Lothal toast sticks so wake me up in five minutes [five minutes later] Mart: Ezra, it's been five minutes, you have to flip your sticks Ezra: zzzzzz.... Smoke alarm: *beeping* Mart: EZRA, YOUR STICKS

#star wars #star wars rebels #incorrect quotes #Ezra bridger #mart mattin #randy your sticks

[corvidexoskeleton]

Hey gang im making a new breed and letting them hang out in orbit for a bit. Im gonna take a quick nap, wake me up in 5 minutes so I can bring them back down

#text post tag #flight rising #obligatory randy your sticks joke #laugh track

[thetantiger]

HELP I ORDERED PIZZA HUT THROUGH THE APP FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I PUT IN "6" FOR BREADSTICKS BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS ORDERING 6 INDIVIDUAL BREADSTICKS AND T H E N MY HUSBAND COMES OUT WITH A GIANT ASS BAG ON TOP OF THE PIZZA AND I'M LIKE WTF WHY IS THE BAG SO BIG AND THEY GAVE ME

SIX ORDERS OF BREADSTICKS

I NOW HAVE THIRTY SIX BREADSTICKS PLEASE HELP

#I HAVE BECOME THE PERSON FROM THE MATH PROBLEMS #RANDY YOUR STICKS #I MAY HAVE JUST SINGLEHANDEDLY CAUSED A SHORTAGE OF BREADSTICKS IN THE PIZZA HUT SUPPLY CHAIN #STARVING CHILDREN COULD HAVE USED THESE BREADSTICKS BUT NO #THE BREADSTICKS ALONE WERE LIKE 40 DOLLARS AND I JUST DIDN'T FUCKING NOTICE #SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS #I'M SURE THE PIZZA HUT WORKERS DESPISE MY GUTS #I'MS O SORRY

[sleeby-bunny]

hey, um…I put your boyfriend in the oven and asked some tumblr people to wake me up from a five minute nap…he’s still in there with Randy’s sticks…I’m really sorry…

#boyfriend meme #sorry your boyfriend #randy your sticks #your boyfriend #your boyfriend meme #shitpost

[evilspitefulviledisgustingmalice]

#cbat #none pizza with left beef #randy your sticks #OSHA #gandalf big naturals #yes they smoke weed #ken ashcorp #dashcon #poll #tumblr polls #funny #meme

[curb-your-dog]

Ur tortle art is amazing andi love ur icon so much

You're so nice thank you!!

#i love your icon too! #very happy that ppl are enjoying the tortles #rottmnt #curb your asks (randy your sticks)

[yon-edr]

we should make a wiki w all the stupid tumblr memes like some sort of sacred texts

#some good ones i remember off the top of my head #sanssweep #obviously #reigensweep #horse plinko #live slug reaction #the chocolate guy #twitter users #twitter users migrating to tumblr #and now #the classics #randy your sticks #superwhomerlock #teenage mutant needle teedles #cousin throckmorton #why arent pants called longs #tumblr university #down with cis bus #cant think of any more rn but im gonna try and get a wiki