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#your boyfriend meme
going-to-superhell · 1 year
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hey sorry your boyfriend just got stabbed 23 times in the back. yeah it was because he declared himself dictator for life. yeah sorry.
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nanoa1foryou · 1 year
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hi sorry. your boyfriend became good friends with a Finnish guy he was supposed to be competing against. yeah, they went on dinner dates and cheered each other on during the competition. yeah, he's been adopted by the finnish people now. no you're not getting him back. so sorry.
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mellllla · 1 year
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hey sorry but I put your boyfriend in a poll and no one voted for him. yeah he got like one percent of the votes. the people in the tags are laughing at him. sorry
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walterfartzroy · 1 year
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your boyfriend is catatonic in my arms. yeah. yeah he's crying about causing so much harm, or something. he's pounding his head against the kitchen floor. he's— yeah. yeah he apologized for his life and ever entering yours.
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silverwarewolf · 1 year
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reddstardust · 6 months
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Hey sorry. Your boyfriend knows exactly what he wants and who he wants to be. He knows exactly why he walks and talks like a machine. He's now becoming his own self-fulfilled prophecy. Yeah sorry.
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evilkitten3 · 1 year
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i put your boyfriend on the windowsill to cool and... well those hooligans down the street snatched him when my back was turned. i'm sorry, i'll bake you a new one.
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biwonderland98 · 1 year
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Hey so we found your boyfriend living in the tunnels. Yeah. Yeah he had so many fucked up if true books with him. Yeah. Yeah so there was this pipe and um-
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eagle-warri · 9 months
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hey sorry we filled in your boyfriend. yeah he used to be a massive hole in the ground. yeah we terraformed over him. brought some people out of retirement though.
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sorry we used your girlfriend in an unethical cloning experiment. she's the new genetic base for an army now. yeah, she has fought and she has bled. now eternity will see her dead. sorry.
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psyduckz · 10 months
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hey your boyfriend was discontinued by the theme park. yeah sorry he’s too expensive to operate, so they’re shutting him down tomorrow. if it makes you feel any better, this guy made a video breaking down what went wrong
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tippenfunkaport · 1 year
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hey sorry but we put your boyfriend in a glue trap. yeah no, i don't really get it either. no no it's just like the meme of the week. yeah, he's pretty stuck in there. sorry. I'm so sorry.
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fuckboyzuko · 1 year
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Hey it's about your boyfriend. Yeah sorry, we sent him to the Shadow Realm. Just in the dub, though. In the sub he's dead.
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thursdaybluez · 1 year
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hey about your boyfriend,, he rode the cyclone. yeah the front axle broke at 6:19 pm and sent him hurtling to his death. and now he’s in limbo but they’re sending someone else back. no he sang about you don’t worry. yeah he came to terms with the impermanence of life. sorry.
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area51-narutorun · 1 year
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hey yeah your boyfriend accidentally fell in a kettle of hot water and steeped gently for ten minutes before we noticed. yeah he’s all wet and soggy now but he made a really delicious tea. yeah there’s notes of lemongrass.
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restlesschilled · 1 year
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Yeah sorry about your boyfriend… turns out he’s actually your son you thought you had killed 2 decades ago. Oh yeah he also killed your late husband… yeah the oracle was right
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