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lemmilemura · 2 months

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Welcome to this years Valentines Day posts! (if I don't post smth else tmrw (it's 1am it's technically still today) that I get the idea for) The idea is simple: the TikTok trend of screaming loving things in an angry voice and different language at your S/O! And since I want to, it'll be in Italian, with not 1! BUT 2 CHARACTERSSS That's right, both Show Simon, as well as Wayne are getting one! :D Without further ado, here's Wayne!

All kept gender-neutral

You had invited Wayne along to your annual family get-together, as per your parents request, because your family that lived away wanted to meet him

Thing is, your extended family is from Italy, mom's side specifically, and the older the relatives get, the less English they understand. Most of them only know Italian.

Wayne, however, does not.

You've taught him the very basics, like hello, thank you, goodbye, but it's infinitely harder when your relatives speak as fast as Auctioners.

So you act as the main translator for the day. Not that you mind, of course, you knew this was gonna happen

What you didn't expect, was one of your cousins to come up to you while you're with your mom, grandma and aunt and tells you you have to try something right now

They then show you a video of someone screaming very loving things in an angry voice at their partners. You immediately know what they mean, and everyone in the room supports you.

You decide to do it away from your family, though, since you don't want to make him uncomfortable, so you wait until most of them are gone and you're both sitting outside on a bench together, cuddled up

"È solo che ti amo così tanto!" ("I just love you so much!") You say, not too loud but still with an 'angry' tone

Wayne gets a little tense, and you feel a little bad

"Mi rendi così felice che è incredibile." ("You make me so happy it's unbelievable") you say, calmer this time. He's less tense, but still just as confused. But his face is too cute to stop

"Did I do something?" he asks

"Sei così carino, ecco cosa stai facendo!" ("You're looking this cute that's what you're doing!") you put your hands on his cheeks and smush them a little

"Dio, voglio solo baciarti tutto il tempo" ("God, I just want to kiss you all the time") and you do, which he accpets but it still confuses him

"Sei semplicemente troppo carino! Non voglio mai lasciarti andare!" ("You're just too cute! I don't ever want to let you go!")

He takes your hands off his cheeks and takes a breath, then very shakily and usure says "Ti.... amo... tanto....? Is that right?" ("I love you a lot")

You almost die of cuteness right there

"Oh my god that's adorable! Ti amo di più Tesoro!" ("I love you more, honey!") you throw your arms around him

He smiles and blushes "Your mom taught me that."

He then reaches into his pocket. "Your cousin told me to tell you this, but I don't think I can. What does it say?" he hands you a piece of paper

'Tell her: dovresti insegnarmi di più stasera ;)'

You don't have the heart to tell him what it means

The last one you can look up yourself ;) Happy Valentine's Day everyone ❤️

~Taglist~ @eamons-redguitar @pine-ferret

#wayne mccullough #wayne series #wayne mccullough x reader

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mrsdesade · 5 months

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silly date with the God of Mischief (headcanons part.1)

Timeline: before and during Thor Ragnarok

TW: no one/ just fluff

Pairing: Loki x fem!y/n

Note: this is my first time posting my stuff like this please be kind, English isn't even my native language so I'm trying my best; hope you enjoy 💚

first of all, he's THE gentleman par excellence, from your first meeting until your relationship becomes official

he's the one who always listen to you without judging even If you did the most horrendous and atrocious things

he loves teasing and moking you sometimes, but absolutely in a lovely way

HOLDING YOUR HAND everywhere, everytime, always, in private, in public

his main love language is physical contact

if you decide to bring him to the Earth sometimes, he's not used to the human customs and traditions so the situation might become quite funny

on a coffee shop date he let you decide for him because he might feel disorientated, he's gonna love the jasmine green tea with vanilla you ordered for him

all the humans around are probably looking at him because...well... you're dating the man who attempted to conquer the planet many times

but he doesn't care so much, he has only eyes for you

"humans are so strange... don't get my wrong you're incredibile,but them...uh."

"Loki, you know that I'm not a human."

"oh yes, right, sometimes I forget that." (liar, he knows everything about you)

MATCHING OUTFITS, he offers to buy some clothes that resemble and match with his black suit

be ready to have a full wardrobe of luxury brand and a lots of jewelry made with Asgardian gold (and filled with his magic)

you can make fun of him calling him sugar daddy because he always pay everything for you and of course he doesn't understand the joke

"did you call me...sugar...what?"

on Asgard he loves looking at you with their traditional clothes on when you're walking in the Palace, without saying nothing, just admiring you

he never admit that but he find so funny when you're trying to read the Asgardian language on his books (he's definitely making fun of you when you misspelled something)

he read poetry and poems for you

he show you little magic tricks for everyday little things

If you can use magic or you have specific abilities he's 100% interested on learning more about you and studying your powers

ask you to exercise with him for learning using his knifes

wants you to feel secure and protected, always

at the night he loves staying with you besides the lit fireplace when there's a thunderstorm outside

he hides his spicy thoughts really well (maybe I can do here a specific post)

"close your eyes, I'll be here until you fall asleep; you don't have to pay attention to anything except my voice and my embrace, goodnight my dear."

For now we're done! Hope you enjoyed and as well I hope to being able to do a part two really soon 💚

Kisses~

#loki laufeyson #loki series #loki #loki x reader #loki x y/n #loki x you #loki headcanons #loki fanfic #loki fandom #marvel fanfiction #marvel #my post #writing #loki fluff

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alexander-arcturus-black-lupin · 10 months

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Miles Morales x Y/N X Prowler

Content Warning: Coarse language,restraints, threesome, dom behaviour,horny reader, breeding fetish, praising, degradation, oral (both receiving), vaginal sex, backshot(sex from behind), unprotected sex(Condoms don't exist babes).

Characters are aged up ofc

Y/N

Miles sat on the front of the bed, his head tilted. He was looking at me with fascination in his eyes.

"Come closer mami, i wanna see you" His voice sent a delicious shiver down my back. I stepped forward with my legs , having a mind of their own. He pulls me into him and kisses him, I put my arms around his neck, he moves forward making me move backwards, my back hits the wall making me gasp. He takes the opportunity and slides his tongue through my parted lips.

He puts his leg between my thighs, his knee grinds into my pussy sending shocks through my system. I run my hands through his hair, I pull at the knots in his hair, his moans in the kiss.

He bites my lips before letting go. He tugs at my shirt.

"All of you"

He raised my shirt and I took it off. I felt my nipples perk up and not from the cold. He took off my leggings and there I stood. In my black bra and underwear. I tried to cover my breasts but he held back my arms.

"Mami, don't hide from me"

"I feel overdressed" He pointed at his clothes. " I need a little help" I reached over and unbuttoned his shirt. I kept eye contact looking right into his eyes.

I slid it over his shoulders feeling his muscles beneath my hands. It fell to the ground as I unbuckled his jeans, I pushed them down along with his underwear. I, while holding eye contact, feel my knees give up on me and I land on them.

I look away from him and look at his dick i feel my cheeks heat up. It was um thick and long and veiny.

"Y/N-" I put it in my hands and felt how warm and firm it was. He hisses, gripping the railing of the bed. I move my hands back and forth, tip to base.

I put it in my mouth.

He whimpers and moans when my teeth scrape against it slowly.

"Oh yes" I flick my tongue and suck hard like a loli.

"You suck like a whore, oh fuck my whore"

He comes under my touch.

He holds my chin up and I look at him.

"Swallow it"

I do, it tingles down my throat like live wires.

"Good girl"

I heard a chuckle from the corner of the room. A flash of purple then Prowler Miles.

"You are a little whore" He walked over to me and wiped a smug Miles on my lips. "I'm interested in what wonders your mouth can do too."

Prowler Miles didn't whimper, his grunts echoed in my mind.

He raised me off my feet and held me against him, his lips smashed into mine, I didn't see it coming. I felt his fingers traced my thigh. He put a finger in me and I gasped.

"Oh fuck" I gasp out as he adds another finger, his pace slow and steady. "Please" he chuckles, I feel Miles behind me leaving hickies on my neck, he grabs my breast from behind.

"I like these"

He twists the pebbles, earning a shriek from me.

"Shhh, we don't wanna wake anyone do we?" He twists it again and I bury my face in Prowler's shoulder, biting him.

Prowler smirks. "Make sure whatever marks you make on me stay" my nails dig into his shoulders. Miles stops what he does as Prowler sets me down on the floor.

"I wanna know what you taste like"

The Prowler puts each of my legs on one shoulder. His lips connect and I'm gone, His fingers and his tongue. I feel myself coming and he knows, he speeds us the pace. I exploded.

"Ayy, mami, you taste incredibile"

They switch positions and Miles kneels in front of me.

"Now I want to know what you taste like" Miles said as the wet creak was flowing from me, his tongue would enter me making me jerk but Prowler held me down.

Prowler kissed my hard playing and twisting my nipples. I come all over Miles. When he gets back up.

He's smiling.

"That could keep me fed for a month" Miles licks his fingers.

Their dicks had been rock solid the entire time. Prowler lets me go and I crawl towards Miles. I put my hands on his shoulders and sat on him. I grind against him.

"Oh fuck, I'm not even inside you yet" He pushes me to the ground and hovers over me.

"Are you ready," I nod, his eyes being the only thing I want to look at.

He enters and I shudder. A silent scream escapes me as he breaks my hymen. Prowler leaves more hickeys on my shoulders.

Miles doesn't move for a bit, he looks at me worried.

"You okay" I nod, feeling myself adjust to his huge size. He moves, sending electricity everywhere.

"Faster" I breathe out. He chuckles softly. His pace increases. "Oh fuck"

He then pulls out, I begin to protest but he slams into me with full force, I get delirious. I feel a bubbly sensation in my abdomen.

"Oh yesss" he smirk at the effect he has on me

"I'm close," I whisper.

He smirks. "I know but you aren't going to come until I tell you to"

"Miles"

"Hold it"

"MILES PLEASE"

"Hold it"

"MILESS"

He laughs then leans into my ear. "Come"

Miles pulls out and puts his dick in my mouth. "Clean up" and I do so till he comes again to my mouth.

Prowler replaces Miles and stalks towards me, the look on his face makes me scoot backwards with the little energy that I have. He holds my thigh and pulls me towards him.

"You are very beautiful when you're scared, mami" He whispers in my ear. His hands roam my body till they reach my nether regions.

His fingers move like he's playing an instrument. He puts his fingers in my mouth, I suck myself off his fingers.

"Good girl"

He then enters me, just like Miles he fills me up. But unlike Miles his pace at the beginning is far from slow, he rams in and out of me so hard and fast I almost come right then, I latch onto his shoulders and feel my nails sink into his back, he continues and I feel myself coming.

"The way you clench around me oh fuck" he rams into me one last time and I come. He keeps on.

"Myles, you're gonna cum in me," Prowler chuckles.

"That's the plan," Myles cums into me he lifts my hips up sending the cum down. "I want to see you swollen mami," My legs give out.

I lose consciousness in-between the two.

I feel Prowler Miles carry me onto the bed and I turn over to see Miles on his phone.

#miles morales #prowler x reader #atsv prowler #miles morales x y/n #Prowler x Y/N #miles morales x you #miles morales x reader #smutty

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oneforthemunny · 11 months

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It's been exactly one week since Eddie left for this so called serious business trip. You still could not understand why it was so serious and dangerous that you couldn't go with him. You tried so hard to change his mind, to let you come along, but all your hopes died the moment you were trying to be pouty and bratty and he didn't even tried to punish you. He wasn't going to change his mind, not with how many reasons you presented him with.

You two talked to the phone this morning, you were still mad and sad but you missed him so much that you couldn't hold this cold demeanor any more. He assured you that the business was successful and he will be back around midnight. You thought that he might be incredibile tired from the drive back home but your bratty side couldn't let this week past without a small revenge. So you dressed up with his favourite silk lingerie, you stood in front of your full length mirror in front of your bed and starter taking sultry photos. Then you took some pictures without your lingerie. Nothing at all. At last you captured a very interesting video too, shouting his name at the end.

After the shoot was done, you took a relaxing bath and started plotting your revenge. You texted him: "hey love, how are you doing. How long till you come back home?". Not a minute passed and he replied: "All good kitten, we're driving back, we are about an hour and half away. What are you doing, what have you been up to this evening?"

He took the bait, you thought. So you replied without losing any time. "Nothing interesting, I just did some shooting, that's all." And he quickly replied with three question marks. So you sent the following text, attaching the most slutty photos you took, along with the video.. "I missed daddy today, so I had some along time. Remember these the next time you're about to leave without me...(wear headphones for the video)" and hit send.

You didn't here from him for the next twenty minutes or so... you thought to yourself that you did nothing but make your self look like a fool. But the same time you were about to lay down for sleep, you heard the front door open suddenly, quick steps coming up the stairs and straight to your room, the doors opened and there he stood. Eddie. You freeze while seeing his cold stare and unreadable face. Oh fuck you though, while seeing him slowly walking towards the bed you were lying to. And he says "You were bad kitten. You made daddy drive back home in twenty minutes, while the actual ride was an hour and a half. Do you know what does that mean?" You shook your head no while kept his stare, afraid that if you blink away he will lunch towards you. He laughed with a dark smirk looking up and down on you. "It means that daddy had to speed drive back home, exceed the speed limit, just to get home before you fall asleep, so that you and I could have a little talk." You Kept looking at him, falling into a sub state, batting your lashes and slowly, so slowly getting up, standing on your knees on the edge of the bed and touching his chest with your palms. "I was having fun, daddy, that's all". He looked down at your palms chuckling to him self and said breathy " you know i don't like to drive past the speed limit kitten, i don't want unnecessary attention from the cops, that's the last thing daddy needs." You didn't reply right away because you had a feeling he might continue talking. So he says " a second thing daddy doesn't like, it's his little kitten disobeying his orders. I'm one hundred percent sure that I was very clear when I said -no touching while daddy is away- and I had the impression that my little kitten understood that".

Then you started kissing his neck, little by little from under his ear all down to where the first button of his shirt was. He had his hands in his pockets, not touching you. He was really fighting with himself to not grab you by the waist and just have his way with you, but he didn't want to give you the satisfaction that you won. So he said: "daddy is very disappointed with you kitten, I don't think he will forgive you for those pictures, neither for the video, any time soon" you continued kissing his neck and his jaw all way up to his lips, but he didn't return the kiss, didn't even move his lips... that was the moment you realised that you did a great mistake recording that video, because if eddie didn't want to kiss you back, that meant you were really screwed. But with real confidence you said "kitten is really sorry for disappointing daddy, but I was so bored and lonely. What can I do for you to forgive me?"

He took a step back, turn around and sat down to the bed and said " get ok your knees and suck me off." With this phrase you felt your pussy flattering and you were one hundred percent sure you felt wetness between your legs. But as a good girl you were, you got on your knees, looked him in the eyes, smiling and said " what daddy wants, daddy gets" and started undoing his belt and pants. When you took his hard dick out, just before you were about to kiss his head he said "get your tits out kitten, I want the best view. Also, both hands on my thighs, no more touching your self, and don't try anything funny." And you complied, dragging the neckline of your tank top under your boobs and smiled sweetly to him. But he didn't change his demeanor, not even a bit. So you started sucking him, holding his waist for support, but while your nipples rubbed with the fabric of his pants, they got really sensitive and you started moaning, sending vibrations down his dick and driving him insane. So he took a hold of the base of your french braided hair and started fucking your mouth. You were all drooling and crying from the force, but you loved every minute of it.

Eddie, though, was clearly not talkative today, the only thing that left his mouth was low groans, not sweet words neither playful praises, like he always does. Just groans. When he felt himself that he was about to finish he said "open that disobeying mouth, and don't waste any drop" and you did, looking him with wet face while he finished on your tongue.

After that you were sure he was going to lay you down and get between your legs but he didn't. He just simply stood up and went straight to the shower and said "no orgasms for bad kittens tonight, till you understand your mistake and never do it again" and closed the bathroom door.

While you were lying under the sheets looking at the opposite way, you were thinking that you were about to safe word, cause all of this felt kinda different. Five minutes later he was out of the shower, dressed and ready for sleep, you felt the shifting of the bed and a large hand coming up and down your hip and eddie said "are you going to disobey daddy's orders again?" and his hand slowly getting between your legs. Then you took a little turn and looked him with sad and subby eyes and said "no daddy, never again, i will be your good kitten from now on, just like you want, just don't be mean to me, it's making me sad" then you seen his cold stare melting all of a sudden and started kissing your neck up and down, laying you down under him and getting between your legs, slowly, fully undressing you. "You were so hot kitten in this pictures, that you almost gave daddy a heart attack" and started kissing your breasts when you replied " thank you daddy, i just wanted to be pretty for you" and with that he started sucking your nipples while playing with your clit just how you liked it, dragging breathy moans from your mouth, along with some incoherent words you wouldn't remember, even if you tried. Something like "thank you for making me feel like that" or "I'll make you proud daddy" and he was on cloud 9.

He made you cum the first time just with rubbing your clit, continuing with fingering your pussy retrieving a second orgasm in just five minutes. Then he started kissing down your tummy to your pussy while you were trying to get away telling him "please daddy, i can't do it again, i want you inside me" and he simply said while holding your thighs " if you were so eager to cum in that video, just by your self, now you are about to cum as many times as daddy tells you, so make daddy proud" and just dived into your pussy, licking and fingering till you squirted so hard you lost connection with any other sensation.

After that eddie slowly comes back to you, planting kisses all over your body and hoisting your legs up his shoulders till your knees where touching your ears and whispers to you " now take my cock like a good kitten you are, and prove daddy you are sorry for disappointing him and making him mad" and thrusts into you fast and hard till you were screaming with pleasure. " You are going to squirt all over daddy's cock one last time." And with that he started rubbing your clit again, without losing the rhythm of his thrusts while you were mewling "yes daddy, im close, I'm so close, please don't stop" with a high pitched voice that got him shaking. "You are the best kitten baby. I love you so much angel" that was the first sweet thing he said since he got back, that got you shaking while squirting all over him. Not even two minutes later, he finished inside your pussy with grunts and moans between "i love you" and "you are my angel" phrases.

After an eternity, that's how you felt it, he slowly dragged himself out of you and his eyes darkened when he saw his cum leaking out of your red puffy lips down the sheets. He looked over your red, teary face, where you had your eyes closed from the pleasure. He kissed your cheeks and lips and murmured how much he missed you and how much he loves you.

After he cleaned you and himself, ran you a bath and put fresh sheets on the bed, you two were cuddled half sleeping when he said " was i really mean with you before? I was just pretending, i would never use you and ignore you like that, but if you felt bad or anything I need to know." You hesitated first, but because you're trusting him you said "I felt somehow insecure, I was thinking about safe wording to you, but then you came and started touching me and giving me kisses so I realised that you were just pretending to get me on edge. But I don't want you to be more mean than that, I Don't think I would like it". So he looked you with adoration and said "never my angel, and if you ever feel again like it's enough, you're safe wording immediately. It must be consensual and pleasurable for both of us. That would make daddy really proud. His girl standing up for herself" and kissed the crowd of your head sweetly while caressing your arm... murmuring "I love you my angel" again and again, somehow like a broken record until you both fall asleep.

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I don’t even know if I need to say anything because holy mother fuckin shit this was amazing????????? HELLO??????????

I’m retiring now, cherry emoji the floor is yours. mafia!eddie is yours all yours from now on. I am so obsessed with this in a way I can’t even describe, but particularly this line-

“open that disobeying mouth, and don't waste any drop”

made me SCREAM!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!

I’m literally fucking floored this is so good!!!!! I need mafia!eddie to rail me after I send him naughty videos PLEASE!!!

omg thank you so much for this cherry emoji!! you are a gift to us all!

#oneforthemunny #munnytalks #mafia!eddie munson #munnyficrec #mafia!eddie munson moodboard #mafia!eddie munson x reader #mafia!eddie #eddie munson x reader smut

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laferocia · 4 months

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Mike Patton at JazzIn Festival Milano, 2010: Mike talks about trees, his wife, and says lots of "WOW".

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Alright, here we go! Santa is coming, and Lilia from Italy wants to make a gift for her international Mike fan friends.

Let me give you a bit of context: the event is called JazzMi Festival. The individuals you see at the beginning of the video are Letizia Moratti, who was the mayor of Milan at that time; Red Ronnie (the guy with red hair and round glasses), a famous italian DJ in the 70s and 80s and for years the host of a TV show where he featured excellent artists who could perform live, the "Roxy Bar"; Nick The Nightfly (the guy with white hair), a Scotsman who has been in Italy for years, at that time he was the artistic director of the event and also a DJ.

Letizia Moratti shakes hands with Nick and they exchange greetings.

Red Ronnie: sei il direttore del festival! // You are the festival director!

Nick: Sì! Benvenuto Red, benvenuto Red! Adesso andiamo a trovare anche Mike, magari lo salutiamo. Vediamo se... facciamo un viaggio da queste parti. // Yes! Welcome Red, welcome Red! Now let's go and find Mike, perhaps we can say hello to him too. Let's see if... we take a tour around these parts.

Letizia Moratti: sono molto felice di essere riuscita a venire // I am pleased to have succeeded in coming.

They have a brief exchange about a previous event in Milan. Nick mentions that it was a beautiful evening and compliments the mayor not only for the event but also for the speech, which he describes as touching and non-institutional. She thanks him and replies that she is not good at speaking in an institutional manner. Nick remarks that he has the same issue with Italian, sometimes saying things he shouldn't (Moratti, however, praises his Italian, which is indeed excellent, featuring a slight and charming Anglophone accent).

At 1:10, finally they met Mike.

Mike: Ciao, salve, tutto bene? Sono Mike. Questo è Daniele // Hi, hello, how are you? I'm Mike. This is Daniele.

Daniele: Piacere // Nice to meet you.

Moratti speaks to Mike in English and he responds in Italian "Parlo abbastanza bene, non perfetto" (= I speak Italian quite well, though not perfectly").

Moratti: grazie per essere qua // Thanks for being here.

Mike: oh, grazie per... it's great to be here.

A note of appreciation for Letizia Moratti: she is one of the few Italian politicians who speaks a decent English.

2:02, Mike: è un bel lavoro! // It's quite a job!

Red Ronnie: ha lavorato tanto! // She worked a lot!

Moratti: Sì, ho fatto tante volte il giro del mondo per riuscire, votano 157 paesi, bisogna avere il voto della maggioranza, eravamo in competizione con la Turchia, non è stato facile. Comunque adesso l'abbiamo, io vado a Shanghai per fare la handover cerimony. // Yes, I've traveled the world many times to succeed. There are 157 countries voting, and you need the majority vote. We were in competition with Turkey, and it wasn't easy. Anyway, we have it now. I'm going to Shanghai for the handover ceremony.

Mike shakes hand with Nick and with a guy that is a city councillor, Giovanni Terzi. Moratti explains to Mike that the municipal councillor organized the festival.

Nick: Mike io ti devo portare i saluti di Norah Jones // Mike, I've got greetings for you from Norah Jones.

Mike: ah! Stavo parlando con lei anche ieri sera che stava a Venezia. // Oh! I was talking to her just last night, she was in Venice.

Nick: Perché ha suonato l'altra sera, lei ha guardato e mi fa "oh my friend Mike Patton," // Because she performed the other night, she looked at *(a poster or something about the event, I guess)* and said "oh my friend Mike Patton".

3:26, Red Ronnie: fai tutto Mondo Cane? // Are you playing the whole 'Mondo Cane' project?

Mike: sì sì sì! 22 canzoni // Yes, 22 songs.

3:43, Mike: un'orchestra piccolina, 12 violini, però funziona! // A small orchestra, 12 violins, but it works!

*A brief interlude of idle chatter, LOL*

3:46, Red Ronnie: la cosa incredibile, come hai visto nel disco ha messo, sì, "Il cielo in una stanza", che son dei classici... Letizia Moratti: è una delle mie canzoni preferite! Mike: ah allora è la prima canzone! È un pochino diversa ma è riconoscibile insomma; Letizia Moratti: posso avere un autografo? Mike: certo! Dovrei chiederlo io a lei! (Mike is is using the formal "lei" instead of "tu" as a form of courtesy and respect for Moratti's role and age) //

ENG: Red Ronnie: The incredible thing, as you saw on the record, is that he included, yes, "Il cielo in una stanza," which are classics... Letizia Moratti: It's one of my favorite songs! Mike: Ah, it's the first song then! It's a little different but still recognizable, in short. Letizia Moratti: Can I have an autograph? Mike: Of course! I should be the one asking you for it!

4:09, Mike pointing to the CD: "ahi ahi ahi, hai ascoltato?" Letizia Moratti: no! Red Ronnie: no no ma lei ascolta, diciamo che lei ha scelto di venire... Letizia Moratti: io ho scelto di venire al tuo concerto! Eh sì! Ho guardato tutto il programma e poi... Mike: ah sì? E quello di Norah Jones non l'hai visto?

ENG: Mike *pointing to the CD*: "Ouch ouch ouch, have you listened?" Letizia Moratti: No! Red Ronnie: No no, but she listens, let's say she chose to come... Letizia Moratti: I chose to come to your concert! Oh yes! I watched the entire program and then... Mike: Oh yeah? And you didn't see Norah Jones' concert? (Mike laughs, you can understand the rest of the conversation because they speak in English.)

4:40, Red Ronnie: è interessante perché questo è un progetto internazionale ma è molto italiano e questo pur con una ricerca... Letizia Moratti: è questo che mi è piaciuto! Mike: sì è bello! Red Ronnie: perché ad esempio "Urlo negro" dei Blackmen che è un disco (che da) piccolino ascoltavo... Mike: conosci? Hai sentito? Red: io ho il disco! Mike: quarantacinque (45) giri? Red: il juke box, il 45! Mike: mamma mia, questo è raro! Red: e quando lo mettevo nel juke box... e vedere tu *(it should be "vedere te", LOL)* che fai "Mondo cane"... Letizia Moratti: ma Red ha una collezione che è una meraviglia! Mike: eh si vede che è un intenditore! Moratti: sì, sì, ha pezzi abbastanza unici, ha piatti di John Lennon con le ghiande della pace... adesso abbiamo in programma di fare il giardino di John Lennon per l'8 ottobre... Red: beh ormai... Moratti: tanto è stato già detto! Eh sì, per i 30 anni... L'idea è quella di avere un albero da ogni Paese del mondo, tutti i Paesi che verranno qui per l'Expo, dove ognuno pianti un albero... Red: bel gesto! Potresti portarne uno dall'America, dalla tua zona... Mike: sì, c'ho magari qualche seme, non so... Moratti: bello! Mike: Io sono di quelle parti, California del nord, Redwood. Nick: San Francisco, Redwood. Mike: sì sì però io sono proprio... vengo da anche di più, capito? Più a nord. Moratti: il primo ce lo hanno regalato dal Congo. Mike: Wow! E com'è? Moratti: è un eucalipto. È uno degli alberi loro tipici, sì. Mike: una sequoia a Milano? Moratti: una sequoia sarebbe bellissimo! Mike: però (it should be "il clima") la clima mi sa che... Moratti: esatto, bisognerà cercare degli alberi che non muoiano... Mike: sì deve essere bagnatissimo, capito? Deve avere tanta tanta pioggia e non troppo sole, perciò... magari cresce un po' così ma... Moratti: un po' mini! Mike: sì sì un bonsai-sequoia! Moratti: ti lascio, vorrai stare un attimo... Mike: no! Dai, abbiamo fatto già... *voice: vogliamo fare una foto?* //

ENG: Red Ronnie: It's interesting because this is an international project, but it's very Italian, and this is despite thorough research... Letizia Moratti: That's what I liked about it! Mike: Yes, it's beautiful! Red Ronnie: For example, "Urlo negro" by the Blackmen, which is a record I used to listen to when I was little... Mike: Do you know it? Have you heard it? Red: I have the record! Mike: 45 RPM? Red: The jukebox, the 45! Mike: Oh my, that's rare! Red: And when I put it on the jukebox... and see you doing "Mondo cane"... Letizia Moratti: But Red has a collection that is wonderful! Mike: You can tell he's a connoisseur! Moratti: Yes, yes, he has quite unique pieces, turntable platters from John Lennon with the acorns of peace... now we're planning to create the John Lennon garden for October 8th... Red: Well, by now... Moratti: It's already been said! Yes, for the 30th anniversary... The idea is to have a tree from every country in the world, all the countries that will come here for the Expo (in 2015, Milan hosted the Expo), where each one plants a tree... Red: Nice gesture! Could you bring one from America, from your area... Mike: Yes, I might have some seeds, I don't know... Moratti: Nice! Mike: I'm from those parts, Northern California, Redwood. Nick: San Francisco, Redwood. Mike: Yes, yes, but I'm even further north. Moratti: The first one they gave us was from Congo. Mike: Wow! How is it? Moratti: It's a eucalyptus. It's one of their typical trees, yes. Mike: A sequoia in Milan? Moratti: A sequoia would be beautiful! Mike: But the climate, I think... Moratti: Exactly, we'll need to look for trees that won't die... Mike: Yes, it has to be very wet, you know? It needs a lot of rain and not too much sun, so... maybe it grows a bit like this but... Moratti: A mini one! Mike: Yes, yes, a bonsai-sequoia! Moratti: I'll leave you, you might want to stay a moment... Mike: No! Come on, we're already done... *Voice: Do you want to take a photo?*

7:00, Moratti: ma in casa parli italiano con tua moglie o... Mike: tutto! tre parole in italiano, una in inglese. Red: ma poi è una bolognese! Moratti: infatti! Lo so! Mike: lo senti? Un po'? Red: le "s" un pochino. Mike: un po' esce. Red: ma hai vissuto a Bologna? Mike: sì, 6 anni, più o meno. Red: ah, in che anni? Mike: sarebbe primi anni 90. Red: allora quando facevo il Roxy Bar. Mike: ah, infatti! Ho riconosciuto 'sta faccia! Guardavo, sì sì guardavo! Una volta, con un altro gruppo, non ricordo quale che ne avevo un paio, mi han detto eravamo chiesto (eravamo chiesto: it is not correct in italian but we can understand that he was saying "ci avevano chiesto") di andare lì però non potevamo fare. Red: tu hai collaborato con i Melvins, i Melvins han suonato dal vivo. Mike: sì sì sì mi ricordo! Red: il gruppo più rumoroso che abbia mai avuto! Mike: eh già! Red: hanno fatto... guarda... non puoi capire! Perché lui (Mike) ti sembra un bravo ragazzo... *a female voice, prolly his wife: ok, basta grazie, andiamo!* Red: lui fa degli esperimenti con la voce molto interessanti, con delle scatole, esperimenti. Un po' quello che faceva anche Demetrio Stratos, solo che faceva solo vocalizzi. Mike: sì ma per me Demetrio Stratos per me è proprio un idolo, è un grande, sono un grande fan, e c'ho molto rispetto per lui, ma veramente! Red: buon concerto Mike! Mike: grazie! È stato un piacere. *The other guy: quando sentirai urlare saremo noi!" //

ENG: Moratti: But do you speak Italian at home with your wife or... Mike: Everything! Three words in Italian, one in English. Red: But then she's from Bologna! Moratti: Indeed! I know! Mike: Can you hear it (he meant the typical Bologna accent)? A bit? Red: The "s", a little bit. Mike: It comes out a bit. Red: But did you live in Bologna? Mike: Yes, for 6 years, more or less. Red: Ah, in which years? Mike: It would be the early '90s. Red: So when I was doing the Roxy Bar (Roxy Bar was a music show created and hosted by Red Ronnie, broadcast in Italy from 1992 to 2001). Mike: Ah, indeed! I recognized that face! I watched it, yes, I watched it! Once, with another band, I don't remember which one because I had a couple, they had asked us to go there, but we couldn't make it. Red: You collaborated with the Melvins, and the Melvins played live. Mike: Yes, yes, I remember! Red: The loudest band I've ever had there! Mike: Oh, indeed! Red: They made... look... you can't understand! *Talking to Moratti* Because he (Mike) seems like a nice guy... *a female voice, probably his wife: okay, enough, thank you, let's go!* Red: He experiments with the voice in very interesting ways, with boxes, experiments. A bit like what Demetrio Stratos used to do, only he did vocalizations. Mike: Yes, but for me, Demetrio Stratos is truly an idol, he's great, I'm a big fan, and I have a lot of respect for him, really! Red: Good concert, Mike! Mike: Thank you! It's been a pleasure. *The other guy: When you hear shouting, it'll be us!"

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omarfor-orchestra · 5 months

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Allora io sono molto contenta che questi due si siano messi a fare i modelli insieme ma dov'è quell'altro fesso

#oh è incredibile #sparisce sempre

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deathshallbenomore · 2 years

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a volte mi ricordo che per un orecchio non abituato agli accenti del nord italia parlo come rkomi. humbling

#poi in realtà l’accento di rkomi è troppo troppo pesante. borderline col milanese imbruttito direi 🔫🔫🔫#bonus bullismo perché ho ceduto in parte a qualche deviazione sabauda #oh tutto pur di non fare quello che dovrei fare. incredibile

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lostaff · 5 months

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Incredibile aggiornamento

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skye707 · 1 year

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Please I NEED to know the response of each Riddler when they get a gift of something they've been wanting forever

Ooohhh, this is so sweet. Even better knowing that they’d ask be surprised at the very notion that anyone would pay attention to what they like.

Unburied - He’s at a loss for words and smiling. Someone actually listened to what he said, or even crazier, picked up on his interests without him having to say it directly? This gift giver may be his new best friend.

ZY - At first, he’s like a kid on their birthday. Wildly showing off the gift to any and everyone looking. Then, he kinda stops and looks at them. “Wait, how did you know? I didn’t tell anyone.” He’s a little suspicious. Is it really possible for someone else to follow the looping paths of his mind? Or did you just hack into his personal computer?

Dano - Also at a loss for words but tearfully so. He picks up the gift only to have teardrops immediately fall onto it. He’s rushing to wipe them away, but they’re quickly replaced by even more. Eventually, the gift is dropped and he’s just sobbing in the arms of the very appreciated gift giver.

YJ - Laughter. Like a giddy kid. He’s immediately moved in for the hug. Now, he’s jumping up and down while still hugging and everyone’s getting jostled around but it’s okay because this is the best day of his life!!!

Gotham - Very quiet once the gift is unwrapped. “Is this? Really? Oh, you didn’t have to…” While in the presence of the giver he’s holding it together being cool. calm and collected. However, that evening alone in his room, he’s holding the gift in his hands softly wiping tears from his cheeks and giggling.

BTAA - “Oh, no way. You did not. You DID! Oh, è incredibile!!” Laughing his high-pitched funny little maniac laugh. Once the thrill starts to wear off, he’s complimenting their impeccable gift-giving skills. Truly the best to know exactly what the artist of crime would find exceptional.

Arkham - He rips open the paper, already preparing a hurtful comment, when he gasps. How did you? Well, he’s obviously made a…miscalculation. Somehow. Or you tricked him into thinking you were dumber than you actually are. That’s it! In that case, he won’t be going easy on you anymore!!

BTAS - “Could it be? Oh, but it is!” He’s a smiling little gentleman. Celebration of this gift isn’t over the top by any means, but he’s grinning from ear to ear looking over softly. No trace of the cynical Riddler here. Just a man who feels like he’s been seen for the first time in a long time.

Telltale - He’s…surprised? Maybe suspicious actually is a better word here. He doesn’t ever disclose his personal desires. To anyone. So, for someone to know him so deeply that they would anticipate his heart’s yearning is unexpected and worrying for someone who prides themselves on mystery and cunning.

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