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lemons-bittersweet · 4 months
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apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB
apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally
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communistkenobi · 2 months
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re: that gamete article, I think what’s also compelling to anti-trans activists is that gametes are invisible - it’s the same reason why debates about chromosomes are persuasive, they are imperceptible in all social interactions outside of a doctor’s office, and so counter-intuitively they can be argued as being always visible, always seeping out through our pours as a gendered essence that cannot be concealed or changed. actually being able to look at your individual gametes or chromosomes is gated behind medical institutions, and because of this inaccessibility they can be loaded with all kinds of social and political meaning, converted into a mystical essence contained within the body that imbues you with a gendered spirit. this is why I don’t think we should ever concede that transphobes are making biological arguments - they are using the authority of evolutionary and medical biology to do gender metaphysics, it’s a deliberate mystification of scientific authority for reactionary political goals. they aren’t making scientific claims and they aren’t trying to
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augustinapril · 10 months
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Y/n: But what about Dally?
Darry: Don't worry about him.
Darry: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like it was nothin.
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chained-sweater · 3 months
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Before the Rumble.
Ponyboy: Who's turn is it to give the pep talk?
Darry: *sighing* It's Dally's turn.
Dallas: Fuck shit up out there, but don't die.
Two-Bit: *wiping away a tear* Inspirational...
Soda & Steve: *clapping in the background*
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guardianofthedawn · 3 months
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Kung Lao: I’m so happy, I could kiss you!
Raiden: Uh…neat.
*later*
Raiden: *mumbling into his pillow* I said “neat”, Kenshi. Who says neat these days? It’s not neat to say it but I said it anyway because - and forgive my language - I am fucking stupid.
Kenshi: *meditating* Don’t beat yourself up too much, Raiden, everybody gets nervous. Remember what I did when Johnny confessed his feelings to me?
Raiden: *looks up* Didn’t you thank him?
Kenshi: *breaks meditation pose* I fucking thanked him.
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excuseme-greentea · 5 months
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newtdrawz · 5 months
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Some really messy art and some incorrect quotes 🤲 expect more of these cuz it's really easy and fast and I'm trying to fight off art block 🤺
Pony being a hater sometimes is actually so funny to me,, (I used a incorrect quotes generator btw 💪)
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Anya: it’s dark i’m scared
Damian: don’t worry bae i got this
Damian: *stomps foot*
Damian: *sketchers light up*
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jocurt · 6 months
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Darry: Because of Dally, my brothers have taken up cursing
Darry: Last night, Ponyboy referred to his math homework as a ‘fucking crisis’
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lemons-bittersweet · 5 months
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Dallas:
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*in jail*
Jesper: So who do we call?
Kaz: Id say Wylan, but I feel safer in jail
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incorrectoutsiderrs · 3 months
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Twobit: the boys haven't eaten their sandwiches
Darry: ok, just throw them out
Twobit, later: [helping Pony and Johnny to pack their bags] look i'm as surprised as you are
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augustinapril · 9 months
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Darry: You get that hideous thing out of our living room.
Y/n to Two Bit: Two, Darry wants you to get out of the house.
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chained-sweater · 3 months
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Ponyboy: Soda...why're you naked?
Sodapop: Um...I have no clothes?
Ponyboy: *opening the closet* Of course you do! Ya got jeans, flannels, t-shirts—hey Steve—plently o' socks...
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ticklet0d · 1 month
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Darry: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Dally: Mine just says "Dally no."
Darry: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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