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goosin-around · 9 months
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Henry Sr: wow im so hungry
*young regina nervously petting rocinante: how hungry
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Regina: God, none of these children listen to me!
Regina: *unplugs the internet.*
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Emma: WHO THE FUCK SHUT OFF THE WI-FI?!?!
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doc-jyo · 2 years
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Q: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
The Mills, Rumple: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
The Charmings: Smad.
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oautincorrectquotes · 6 months
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Belle: I can't believe you assassinated the King!
Rumple: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him
Belle: That's not better!
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lalixlizzie · 19 days
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Regina to Sidney: Emma Swan is going to be a problem. I can't stand her, she's going to take my son away from me.
Meanwhile Emma: *writing and kicking her feet in the air* Dear Diary, Regina smiled at me today.
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ouatsqincorrect · 1 month
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Emma: If you ever feel embarrassed remember that in middle school I tried to convince myself that I wasn’t gay by making a compromise to myself to only be gay at night.
Regina: The Gay Knight Rises.
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*Emma sneezes* Regina: Emma, are you sick? Here, take this blanket, and I'm bringing homemade soup and you really should take better care of yo- *Snow sneezes* Regina: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.
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ouatincorrects · 2 months
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incorrect-swanqueen · 3 months
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Henry: What are the hardest things to say? Snow: I was wrong. Regina: I need help. Emma: Worcestershire sauce.
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demonicbaby666 · 8 months
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Emma: What’s it like dating me?
Regina: You ever had a migraine and been turned on at the same time?
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goosin-around · 9 months
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Emma:Never feel bad about eating unhealthy things like cheesecake. Use the science of relativity. Cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth. Take another slice and be thankful.
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str8up-vanilla · 5 months
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Death: The time has come for me to drag your soul down to the depths where it'll-
Killian: Yeah cool just let me ask my wife real quick.
Death: What? No! T-that's not how this w-
Killian: She said no and that she'll meet you behind Granny's at 6.
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crowfromfoggyforest · 2 months
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Incorrect Hazbin hotel quote (x ouat)
Niffty: So, Vox... He's pretty powerful. Alastor: Yes, but not as powerful as i am. Husk: Debatable. Alastor: Actually, no, it's not. >:D
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oautincorrectquotes · 5 months
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Rumple: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Belle: I think you mean cards.
Rumple, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.
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lamour-est-la-force · 6 months
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This is basically canon
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