#incorrect midsomer quotes

[drei-satzzeichen]

Titus: Wann war ich damit einverstanden?

Mathilda: Als du vor dem Altar "ja" gesagt hast.

#source: midsomer murders #die drei fragezeichen #die drei ??? #titus jonas #mathilda jonas #incorrect quotes #german

[anoseforrottenapples]

Cully: You remind me of the ocean.

Troy: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Cully: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

#Midsomer Murders Incorrect Quotes #Gavin Troy #Cully Barnaby #I mean he scares that journalist in A Tale of Two Hamlets..... #Cully/Troy: If Only You Weren't the Governor's Daughter

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Jonathan: Geoffrey, we’d like a word about Edgar.

Geoffrey: Hmm…one word? Bastard.

Elisabeth: More would be better.

Geoffrey: Lying devious bastard.

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Jonathan Reid #Geoffrey McCullum #Elisabeth Ashbury #source: midsomer murders

[arda-ancalima]

[discussing a murder victim]

Gregson: So he won't be missed?

Van Zieks: No. There'll be dancing in the streets.

Gregson: Log it as a shaving accident, then.

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[incorrect-blue-bloods]

Danny: holy hell

Jackie: ???

Danny: 30 bucks for half a lobster!

#source: midsomer murders #accurate #he’d say this and you know it #He arrested a guy for making him ruin a perfectly good lobster #Danny Reagan #Incorrect quotes #jackie curatola

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: You murdered three people!

Person B: It all just sort of snowballed.

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[jules-and-company]

Gavin : You can't just drive away from all your problems!

Jamie, driving Betty's plastic car : Vroom vroom bitch

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[caustoncid]

Incorrect Midsomer Quotes 12/?

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[neptunium134]

Jamie, recovering in a hospital: You call it ‘a near death experience’, I call it, ‘a vibe check from God’

Ben: *smacks him upside the head*

Gavin: *frantically Googles what a ‘vibe check’ is*

#Midsomer Murders #Incorrect midsomer quotes #Jamie Winter #Ben Jones #Gavin Troy

[hecticwinter]

"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't punch your face in"

Scott: When you punch me, I'm going to hold a bucket up in front of my face and then your fist will just punch the inside of an empty bucket and you'll look ridiculous.

Winter: I'll open my mouth and swallow your whole arm.

Jones: Wounding me emotionally would pay much higher dividends.

Troy: My mom specifically instructed me to have a good day today.

Nelson: I'm so underdressed.

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[weatheredlaw]

incorrect midsomer quotes

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[drei-satzzeichen]

Mathilda: Typical holiday. We arrive somewhere, and ten minutes later, the boys find a mystery. Exit Justus, Peter and Bob.

Titus: I think they plan it that way.

#source: midsomer murders #die drei fragezeichen #die drei ??? #mathilda jonas #titus jonas #incorrect quotes #english #let's just pretend they go on holidays together often

[anoseforrottenapples]

Cully, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! It's a disaster!

Joyce: Cully honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Gavin, would you get Cully some water?

Troy: What is she gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?

#midsomer murders #Cully Barnaby #Joyce Barnaby #Gavin Troy #Midsomer Murders Incorrect Quotes

[wherearemyhatchets]

*Most of the time in Midsomer Murders, s1-s6*

Gavin: I’ve connected the dots

Tom: you didn’t connect shit

Gavin: I’ve connected them

#incorrect quotes #midsomer murders #source: buzzfeed unsolved #tom barnaby #gavin troy #the vibes of s1 through s6 #also I’m a huge fan of buzzfeed unsolved so this was sitting at the back of my mind

[arda-ancalima]

Lady Baskerville: What time do you want to eat?

Klint van Zieks: Later, if it's okay with you. I'm going to the pub with Genshin.

Lady Baskerville: Oh right. That's how it's going to be from now on, is it? I stay here with the dog and the baby, whilst you go boozing with your mates.

Klint van Zieks: No. Balmung is welcome to come to the pub with me whenever he wants.

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[lesbian-deadpool]

Tony: You murdered three people!

Bucky: It all just sort of snowballed.

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