Mav: You all know Admiral Kazensky? As most of you may realize by now, he's my husband.
Ice: Pete, Why are they all looking at me like that?
Fanboy: Well, Maverick is sort of the "dad" of the team, so emotionally, this is like being told you're our new mom.
Ice: But you know it's nothing like that, right?
Hangman: Absolutely, do you make macaroni?
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ian: i think i'm inlove with mickey. thoughts?
mandy: and prayers, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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Do you have any headcanons for the Disney characters that you have in mind that you wanna share? (Cause I’m curious! It’s okay you don’t have too),
(Especially Mortimer and Gladstone because you’ve made me obsessed with them👀)
Sorry I was going to make such an elaborated answer on this one but that last part distracted me a lot so, have the result of that for now!
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Steve and his dilemma of the day
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(When Rooster is trying to get back together with Hangman)
Phoenix(about Hangman): Alright, I talked to him. I got the scoop.
Fanboy: What did he say?
Phoenix: Hates him "with the fire of a thousand suns". That's a direct quote.
Rooster: Thanks, Phoenix. That's very comforting...
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hear me out- jason as mickey milkovich and tim drake as ian-
Jason: *watching Bernard leave* Who's that? Your cousin?
Tim: He's the guy I've been seeing.
Jason: That's the- the guy you've been seeing? What, do you go picnicking together or?
Tim: No, we mostly just fuck.
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Mav: My fetish is saying some incredibly stupid shit and watching Ice speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to fuck me.
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Mickey: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Ian: Sure,
Ian: Whats your favorite color?
Mickey, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?
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who do you look up to?
everyone. I'm super short
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