#ben 10 incorrect quotes

[foolilazuli]

Ben: I can’t believe all the time I wasted simping for him and he has a girlfriend this whole time!? What a slut, whore, third derogatory thing!

#how dare rook have a life outside of ben #source came from a clip of ironmouse finding out mickey mouse has a son #just wanted to draw these series of drawings for that last panel #ben 10 #ben 10 incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #ben tennyson #gwen tennyson #kencaster #benrook #rookben #omniboyfriends #my art

[whattowritehere]

Rex: So, what are all of your powers?

Ben: I can turn into aliens

Kevin: I can absorb matter

Gwen: I make good life decisions

Rex: That's not really-

Ben: No, trust us. She's our most important member.

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[labrat8899]

Rex: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Ben: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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[dead-dog-dont-eat]

Ben: So there’s this cognitive dissonance between her actual and ideal self which causes her to be practically dysfunctional. Of course, I'm no psychologist.

Kevin: No, you’re a nitwit. How come you know those words?

Rook: Kevin, come on, it’s not nice calling him a nitwit… But since the cats out of the bag, how do you know those words?

Ben: I guess it’s from reading the American Journal of Abnormal Psychology. Mom had it at home, she got it from a friend.

Kevin: I’m sorry but I refuse to believe that you have ever read a scientific journal.

Ben: Believe what you want, see if I care… *Gets up and walks away while saying angrily* Hypersexual bitch…

Kevin and Rook: *Chokes on drinks*

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[nevermore-the-kitsune]

Gwen: Ben, maybe you should get a babysitter for a few days?

Ben: Why? I'm doing just fine on my own.

Kevin: Your rocking a turkey.

Ben: ...

Ben: I knew that! *walks to the oven where Ethan, Azmuth Jr., Kenny, and Max Jr. are inside enjoying the heat*

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[thisisnarjisblog]

Kevin : if I hurt gwen will you kill me ?

Ben :

Ben : if you hurt gwen she will kill you herself.

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[ninjadudettekira]

Ben: Ask me how many fucks I give.

Kevin: How many fucks do you give?

Ben:

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[nononsense-dude]

Kevin: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

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[c4tb0y0]

Gwen: You believe me?

Kevin: Gwen, you are the last good person on earth I truly believe that cartoon birds did your hair this morning

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[ben10nerd]

Kevin: *is wearing a suit*

Ben: Mr. Bo-fucking-jangles

Kevin: Tennyson what the fuck

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[foolilazuli]

He can’t sleep without his wife

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[whattowritehere]

Julie: he insulted Gwen in front of Kevin, how much time do you think he has left?

Ben: ten.

Julie: ten what?

Ben: nine, eight, seven...

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[labrat8899]

Ben: If Kevin and I were drowning, who would you save?

Gwen: You two can’t swim?

Kevin: It’s a hypothetical question, Gwen! who would you save?

Gwen: My time and effort.

#Jesus Gwen that’s brutal #cartoons #cartoon network #cartoon #ben 10 #ben 10 series #ben 10 incorrect quotes

[dead-dog-dont-eat]

Rath: …AHHHH, GOD DAMMIT! GOD DAMN! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! (starts Flipping the Bird repeatedly) FUCK-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK! FUCKY FUCKY FUCKY YOU!!!

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[junk-jester]

Ben: Sorry it took us so long to save you from Time Prison, Kevin. What did you even do in Time Prison?

Kevin: Well… After 50 years, I started to feel like I was losing my sanity, so I started to break my fingers. I would just do this repeatedly, breaking my fingers and setting them back in place again.

Kevin: At 500 years, I began to get creative and ventured my way upwards, starting with breaking every bone in my hands. I broke my arms, separately, and then I started to break my own ribs. I broke my femurs, which took a while, then healed and broke them again.

Kevin: After 5000 years of non-stop bone breaking, my entire skeleton had grown so solidly back together as nothing but scar tissue to the point where I was unable to move. After another 5000 years of furious, infinitesimal movement, I managed to build up enough muscle mass to spontaneously break any bone in my body, and then I could move again.

Kevin: My body had done so much healing that I healed almost instantly from any further injury I took. That's all I do now. Every time I move my body, my bones shatter and heal back into their next shape. If I take a single step, every bone in my legs splinters and then reforms. I don't know what pain is because I have been alive for over 10 million years.

Rook: ...Kevin, it just looks like you are walking around normally. You do not even look any older, like you were only in the prison's walls for a few hours at best.

Kevin: I know.

Rook: Ok, well, that is stupid.

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[thisisnarjisblog]

Ben : I've done a lot of dumb stuff

Rook : I witnessed the dumb stuff

Grandpa max : I recorded the dumb stuff

Kevin : I've joined you in the dumb stuff

Gwen : I'VE TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF

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