Armin: Team A will consist of myself, Reiner, Annie, and Pieck.
Armin: Team B will consist of Mikasa.
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AOT Characters as Tweets pt. 2
Reiner:
Erwin:
Hitch:
Porco:
Zeke:
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petra: levi, youre not going to beat the shit out of that new trainee, are you?
levi, handing petra a piece of paper: not to worry, i have a permit.
petra: [unfolds it]
petra:
petra: ...levi, this just says "i can do what i want."
levi: approved by erwin himself
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Incorrect AOT quotes
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Jean: "So, I was thinking earlier-"
Sasha: "Wow, really?"
Connie: "Atta boy, Jean!"
J: "What?! No! I'm not finished! I was thinking that... um... it... I... ummmm... shit."
C: "You shoulda stopped when we were impressed."
S: "Yeah, that was kind of a letdown."
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S4 Eren: ~exists~
Mikasa: Ooh, we like a bad boy don't we
Armin: Yeah, but not fucking terrorists, Mikasa
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[Eren, Armin & Mikasa, circa 845]
Eren: Tell him off, Armin! Assert yourself!
Armin: T-that's my bread!
Mikasa: Great, now let them have it.
Armin: You can have it!
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Hange lazily rattling off a bunch of scientific breakthroughs while her and Mike are high as kites is a glorious mental image. A ritual that later includes Levi. And Erwin because I know in my heart this man's chased the dragon at least once.
This is so fucking dumb I’m crying. Based on that BBT episode
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Pieck: So you’re dating Annie?
Hitch: What? No! I’m just buying her an accessory since she has terrible fashion sense.
Pieck: That’s literally a wedding ring.
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Levi: So it doesn't matter what my crime is, then?
Hange: Not really.
Levi: No, be real.
Hange: No, 'cause I love you.
Levi: I don't think—
Hange: Dude, you would have to do something so fucking insane.
Levi: That's what I'm saying. What is it? What would be the thing?
Hange: Like, if you fucking... killed people. Then I'd be like, "Levi, Come on."
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AOT Characters as Tweets
Armin:
Mikasa:
Connie:
Sasha:
Levi:
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hangë: we need you to give real answers, levi.
levi, in the hospital for a concussion: ...fine.
hangë: how many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
levi: one.
hangë, surprised: thats it? just one?
levi: one shelf.
hangë: do you exercise?
levi: yes. lovemaking and woodworking.
hangë: do you have any history of mental illness in your family?
levi: i have an uncle that does yoga.
hangë: allergies?
levi: cowardice and weak willed men. and hazelnuts
hangë: sexual history?
levi: epic and private.
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erwin: I have a plan
levi: I'll call the medics
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Security guard: "This your kid, buddy?"
Reiner: "Problem?"
SG: "She caused forty bucks of damage in aisle six."
R: "What did she do?!"
SG: "She beat the stuffing out of this 'Tickle Me Elmo' doll."
R: *to Gabi* "You got in a fight with a toy?!"
Gabi: "It was laughing at me!"
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Jean: ANYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IS DUMB
Eren: JEAN
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