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incorrect-anything-quotes · 4 months

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Homer: We should get a new lawn mower.

Marge: Why?

Homer: Because Flanders just bought one.

Marge: And if Ned jumped off a ten-story building, what would you do?

Homer: I'd take his lawn mower.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect simpsons quotes #homer simpson #marge simpson #ned flanders #source: pearls before swine

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carl-casey · 3 months

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Louie: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?

Legs: Yes?

Louie: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.

Legs: Fuck.

Louie: It's gonna be a fun week!

Legs: I'm going to Frankie's house.

Louie: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.

#ship #incorrect simpsons quotes #mafia simpson #the simpsons #louie walters #max legman #legs x louie

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oliverfan72 · 7 months

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Lisa: What time is it? Bart: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Bart: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Homer: WHO THE HELL IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Bart: It’s 2 am

#the simpsons #homer simpson #bart simpson #lisa simpson #incorrect simpsons quotes #deleted Treehouse of Horror XXIV scene

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incorrectspringfieldquotes · 1 year

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Skinner: I once had a haircut I deeply

regret.

Bart: Is it the one you have now?

Skinner: No.

Bart: It should be

#source: idk #incorrect quotes #incorrect simpsons quotes #the simpsons #bart simpson #seymour skinner

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fan-ship · 9 months

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Louie: Hey Frankie.

(Frankie punches Louie in the stomach)

Louie: What the fuck?

Frankie: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young. You're too beautiful.

Louie: What the fuck are you talking about?

Frankie: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Tony: See ya! (leaves)

Louie: I'm not pregnant.

Frankie: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.

Louie : Je n'ai jamais été enceinte, Frankie!

Frankie: Are... you sure?

Louie: Yes I'm fucking sure!

Johnny: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Frankie: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

(Johnny punches Louie in the stomach)

Louie: Aw motherfucker!

Idk why i just see this on YouTube and I imagined this-

#the simpsons louie #louie walters #frankie the squealer #incorrect simpsons quotes #johnny tightlips #meme

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egg4bread · 8 months

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next character?

#the simpsons #incorrect simpsons quotes #hand drawn #apu nahasapeemapetilon #moe szyslak #donald trump

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queerryan · 1 month

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*Court of owls is back and the batfam is trying to get inside to know what they're doing now*

Tim: Dick, you had history with the court, do you have anything that give us any connection to them?

Dick: sure let's see *open wallet and start picking up cards* I'm an Elk, a Mason, a communist, I'm the president of the gay and lesbian alliance...

...for some reason, ah here it is! Court of owls member.

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incorrectbatfam · 8 months

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Jason: I think I got your lunch.

Jason: *pulls out a note saying: "I am very proud of you. Love, Dad"*

Dick: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me.

Dick: *holds up a note saying: "Be good. For the love of God please be good."*

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ijustgotherebro · 3 months

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Alastor: lucifer my old archenemy

Vox: i thought i was your archenemy

Alastor: i have a life outside of you vox

#hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #lucifer morningstar #alastor #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #source simpsons

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military-newsboys · 2 months

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Ice, to Bradley: And if you see your Dad, give him this message

Ice: [makes a neutral face]

Ice: He’ll know what it means

[later]

Rooster: Oh, and Uncle Tom said to give you a message

Rooster: [makes a neutral face]

Mav: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure

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scottishaccentsareawesome · 2 months

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Cyclone:...Lieutenant, I'm looking at this form you filled out... Rooster: Yes, sir? Cyclone: And under "Talents and Attributes" you wrote "My Taste in Men". Rooster: Yes, sir. Cyclone:...Why? Rooster:...I lost a bet to Hangman, sir. Hangman(out in the hall): YEAH YA DID Cyclone:...Well, the funny thing is, that we have this same form written up by by Admiral Kazansky back in 1987, and it says the same thing. Maverick(out in the hall): YEAH IT DOES Cyclone:......They're high-fiving out there, aren't they? Rooster: They're totally high-fiving, sir.