#in disguise

[queen-of-paradise]

I'm trying real hard for the haiku bot to find my secret haiku.

#haiku #in disguise #hiding #rip #haiku bot

[pratchettquotes]

"What's a Zen?" he said.

The Fool's bells tinkled as he sorted through his cards. Without thinking, he said: "Oh, a sub-sect of the Turnwise Klatch philosophical system of Sumtin, noted for its simple austerity and the offer of personal tranquillity and wholeness achieved through meditation and breathing techniques; an interesting aspect is the asking of apparently nonsensical questions in order to widen the doors of perception."

"How's that again?" said the cook suspiciously. [...]

The Fool hesitated with a card in his hand, suppressed his panic and thought quickly.

"I'faith, nuncle," he squeaked, "thou't more full of questions than a martlebury is of mizzensails."

The cook relaxed.

Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

#king verence ii #wyrd sisters #discworld #terry pratchett #court jester #in disguise #philosophy #zen #questions #meditation #jokes #expectations #suspicion #the philosophical system of sumtin #apparently nonsensical questions #mizzensails

[heybiji]

#dungeons and dragons #dnd #dnd character #dnd oc #elf #robin peaseblossom #dandelion treehollow #in disguise #a ditz and a menace #dandelion going through the extra effort to add a precise beauty mark to this disguise #fun fact #i wanted dande's tongue to be purple #but at level 1 with a still practical instead of magical disguise i could not explain away robin having a purple tongue #mourning dande's purple tongue........... #lord i wanna play more dnd

[innerpainterdonutmug]

*insert kiibo noise*

#yuma kokohead #rain code #definitely not #k1 b0 #in disguise

[thatsbelievable]

#Tonight’s Mood #emotions #moods #affirmations #E.M. Hasty #In disguise

[nerdytextileartist]

Arrowfam week 2023 prompt "In disguise".

An alternate timeline where Roy joined Lian and Jade in Catwoman's plan to steal Batman from the gallows.

@arrowfam-events

#roy harper #lian harper #green arrow #dc comics #dc #arrowfam week 2023 #arrow fam week 2023 #in disguise

[kimgmac63]

#jeremy brett #beautiful man #sherlock holmes #granada sherlock #in disguise

[acmeoop]

THAT’S The Mouse? "I Oughta Be in Toons" (1993)

#90s #disney television animation #disney afternoon #bonkers #gif #babyface #cosplay #in disguise #impersonator #lightning #bonkers d bobcat #mickey mouse

[blackrosesandwhump]

March of Pain Day 27: Food

CW: hunger, um...that's about it this time

As the sunset cast golden light through the window above the sink, the servant boy finished scraping the plates into his wooden bowl. The royals had eaten almost everything, leaving him with a small mound of scraps and crumbs. Mostly bones. He would give those to the dogs. But for him, there wasn’t much. He was used to it; it came with the territory of being a kitchen boy. Granted, he wasn’t just a kitchen boy. But no one knew that except him.

He set the bowl aside for later and started washing. Behind him, the cook hummed tunelessly as he put his pots away. The woodcutter lumbered in with the last pile of wood for the night. The queen’s maid slipped in for her majesty’s nightly hot drink. And the kitchen boy kept washing. Plate after plate, bowl after bowl, he scrubbed and rinsed, casting the occasional glance at the meager bowl waiting for him when he was finished.

If only they knew. If only they knew who I really am.

He had taken the job easily: get a position in the castle in disguise, and keep an eye on the royal family’s movements. Not the most honorable thing he had ever done. But there was more than just his own honor at stake.

They can’t know. Not yet. Not until the job is done.

With the stack of dirty dishes finally depleted, the kitchen boy turned at last to his bowl of leftovers. One taste, and he dumped the rest into a trough for the pigs. Even worse than he expected. Stale bread would have to be enough for tonight’s supper after all.

Not the way to treat a knight. He should be sitting at the high table, dining next to the rest of the royal family’s courtiers.

But for now, until he accomplished his mission, stale bread would have to do.

That, and the dagger he always wore concealed in his cast-off boots.

@marchofpain

#marchofpain2024 #day 27 #food #fairytale whump #knight #in disguise #fairytale #medieval whump #castle #hunger #hungry #blackroseswrites #prompt #mistreated #writing prompt #whump prompt #knight whumpee #knighthood #medievalism #fantasy whump #fantasy setting

[fanficlerontheroof]

tang: hey uh. pigsy? theres an exorcist here talking about a demon, did you call him?

pigsy: no.

demon, running away from mk and mei: i called him -get me outta here!!

#lego monkie kid #lmk #incorrect quotes #freenoodles #freenoodleshipping #lmk mk #lmk mei #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #the demon is probably macaque #in disguise

[icarus-suraki]

I am desperately searching for the artist of this piece and I cannot find them!! If you know, please let me know because I love this so much :c

#mdzs #cql fanart #xiao xingchen #my beloved #my sweet boy #too good for this world #too pure #unless #xue yang #in disguise

[evilhorse]

I just close my eyes and snore.

#justice league international #jli #jack o lantern #daniel cormac #Batman #Bruce Wayne #maxwell lord #in disguise #keith giffen #jm dematteis #kevin maguire #dc comics #comics #80s comics

[heywoodvirgin]

#in disguise #jackie welles #vénus laroche #valentino #red and gold #cyberpunk 2077 #cp77 #virtual photography #female v #cyberpunk 2077 photomode #gaming #corpo v

[heybiji]

Robin Peaseblossom

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #dnd character #original character #robin peaseblossom #but actually #dandelion treehollow #in disguise #he was robin until session 63!! #it was cool but also boy was I excited when I got to introduce dande properly #over the course of the game characters learned more and more that robin was probably a false identity to varying degrees #ravelers #it's a practical disguise so dandelion was dying every day in the summer heat in this getup #also his flirting for fun with people he figured would not be interested in ‟robin‟ backfired spectacularly #biji draws #biji plays #robin's catchphrase: ‟I love secrets.‟

[grumbleofpuggies]

My partner got to name our second cat and opted for Rya, from Elden Ring, and oh snap was that a perfect name for this lizard in disguise.

#cats #funny #too cute #cute #elden ring #Eldenring #Dark souls #Video games #Gaming #Cat #Calico #Cat names #She's a lizard #You're a lizard #In disguise #What is wrong with my cat #Rya #Who sits like this

[0nl0n]

all my sat x ura arts

OH GOD I DRAW SAT X URA TOO MUCH—

#Solarballs #solarballs #saturn x uranus #I draw my favourite ship too much #Yes the anime one is sat x ura #in disguise #SAT X URA #Sat x Ura