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vampire gnome. if you even fucking care

#gnosferatu

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Shonen Knife

#shonen knife #fuck yeah

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Moon (ph)face

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cicada for my 2D design and color theory class 👍

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“Grief”

1856

Photographed by Oscar Gustave Rejlander

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Okay, okay, here's a good example:

Kind of gaudy in design, but it doesn't look like a huge house. Two stories, front porch, pretty standard. It would be even more reasonable if it didn't have the giant Car Hole with "bonus room" but whatever.

But then you go around the corner and

whoops-a-daisy, baby got back.

It just keeps going back!!! What even is that??? What are you doing with all that junk inside your trunk???

I hate it when I'm driving through a neighborhood of what look like very reasonably-sized houses only to turn a corner and realize that the houses are actually huge because they're like 87% ass

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how do we feel about very small snails?

many land snails are very small, even some smaller than these, but they’re easy to miss even if you’re already accustomed to looking for tiny invertebrates.

these are different Vallonia species but I’ll need a different angle of the shell for a good ID. At ~2mm, both are full-sized adults; you can tell by the peristome (lip) at the aperture of the shell!

#so smol

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#tumblr poll #that's a dresser #i knew the term chest of drawers #but these things were called #dressers #in my house

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“Seeing the universe from a magic cloud.”  The First Book of the Earth. 1936.

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I hate it when I'm driving through a neighborhood of what look like very reasonably-sized houses only to turn a corner and realize that the houses are actually huge because they're like 87% ass

#this post brought to you by #google street view #fucking narrow lots #and i hate how houses are like 90% garage too #fuck that noise

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most fuck able muppet

#sweetums #you know what #you're right #the muppets

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They don't make things like this in my size because they know I'd be too powerful if I were dressed that cute.

I am once again distraught over how little kids get the best and cutest clothes and I'm left here with squadoo.

#fuck i'm too tall #i hate it

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No I do not want a t-shirt with shit like "coffee until cocktails" written on it. I want a vintage-style British Old Money "public" school sweater with a little crest on it and stripes on the hems and cuffs.

But noooooooooooooooooo

I am once again distraught over how little kids get the best and cutest clothes and I'm left here with squadoo.