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halcyone-of-the-sea · 10 months

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Hey! Can I request another Price x daughter!reader? Something fluff. Thank you, I love your stories so much.

English is not my first language, so sorry haha

Ducky Socks

PAIRING: John Price x Daughter!Reader

SYNOPSIS: It's your father's birthday, and what better way to celebrate than to go on a hike before giving him the gift he told you not to buy?

WORDCOUNT: 1.5k

WARNINGS: None, just fluff!

A/N: Don't apologize, Anon, your English is perfect! Enjoy!

*I do not give others permission to translate and/or re-publish my works on this or any other platform*

When the trees peeled back overhead, you would get glimpses of a pure blue sky, fluffy white clouds seemingly picturesque. Smiling, you look back down to the trail as sweat passes like a tear-drop over your temple; delicate puffs of air escaping your mouth.

“You alright?” Your father's gruff voice echoes in your ear, briefly shattering the atmosphere of bird calls and the crunch of branches underfoot. “We can take a break if you need it.”

Turning to your right you scoff and roll your eyes. Brown brows raise in amusement, John’s bearded face peeling up in a small teasing smile.

“No,” your tone is breathless, but stubbornness infects your bones. “What makes you think that?”

“Well, Sweetheart, you’re just about runnin’ me off the trail.” You blink and look down again, seeing that your legs had gone so shaky that they’d forced you over into your father’s path, nearly bumping into him with every other step.

Heat rises to your cheeks before you complain, “It’s not like everyone can go fifteen miles without getting tired!”

John snorts at the exaggeration, shaking his head before one of his hands hits your shoulder, steering you off to the side where two large boulders look like they’d make good seats.

“Easy, then.” You huff and let off breathy chuckles, hopping up on one while your father leans on the other. He slings the backpack off his shoulders and sets it on the ground as you take large breaths, skin all clammy and lungs burning. Your body aches, but it's a good kind of pain.

It’s your father’s birthday today, and for the first time in two years, he’s home for it. John hums as he digs down into his pack, peeling out a canteen of water for you. “Here,” he utters, tossing it lightly to you as your hands snatch to catch it. “Go on.”

You make a face. “If this is the one you bring on deployment, I think I’d rather find a stream.”

John’s eyes crease, crossing his arms and looking at you with an amused exasperation that had become natural with you. The man’s shoulders are loose, and not an ounce of sweat was on him.

“And why’s that?”

“Someone’s probably fucking pissed in it.” A bark of a laugh shatters the air and you smile widely as your father’s top bends with hitches in his lungs. Like the picture of a dad, his hand comes up to itch at his beard, rubbing over his chin.

“What in the hell are you on about? Nobody’s bloody pissed in it, Sweetheart.”

“I’ve heard stories,” you grumble with a smirk, untwisting the canteen and flipping the lid off as you look inside teasingly before you brave a small sniff.

“Just fuckin’ drink the thing, you little brat.” John rolls his eyes, smiling as he elbows your knee. “There’s nothing in it ‘cept water. Hand it here when you’re done, yeah?”

“Yeah, yeah,” chuckling, you place the lip to your mouth and tilt it back, enjoying the cool liquid as it sets in your stomach. After a few sips, you wipe your face with your jacket sleeve and breathe in the scents of the dirt.

As you hand the canteen back, your father hums as thanks and takes his own swig. He glances over when you ask easily, “Is hiking really all you want to do for your birthday?” Your voice dips, “C’mon, you only turn ninety once, Old Man.”

John gives a fake glare and licks the water droplets from his lips, grunting in exaggerated annoyance before he twists the lid of his canteen back on; grabbing the backpack to stuff it inside.

“You’re a damn horror.” You laugh. “And for your information, Love, yes, I only want to be out ‘ere with my little girl. It’s quiet—need to do this more often.” Itching at your cheek, you coo aloud and hear John grunt, “Least it was quiet.”

“Rude,” jumping off the rock, you steady your feet; feeling much better after your drink and small break. “How much farther to the top?”

Your father pushes off and swings his pack over one shoulder, palm connecting with the top of your head as he ruffles your hair before you can shove him off of you—bringing you into the clutch of his side. Gigging, you pointlessly shove at him before you give up and walk beside him.

John smiles wide and glances down at you fondly.

“Not long. We’ll get there.” He leans down close, muttering into your scalp. “And I’m not bloody old.”

Laughing, the two of you continue on your hike, a hidden object in the small rucksack over your back.

—

“Finally!” You call out, shoving past a bush out to the top of the large hill that sits at the end of the trail, hands eager. Staring out over the lush and expansive landscape, you let out a deep breath before wiping your hands on your pants.

Looking behind you, your father grunts as he comes into view, itching at his head. When he stares off into the late afternoon sun, he smiles slowly and easily; content in every way possible.

“Well, would you look at that?” He comes over and chuckles, happiness in the lines on his face, and clasps your shoulder. “Brilliant, eh?”

You beam, staring into his eyes as your own glint playfully. John’s brows furrow in slight confusion.

Grabbing onto the sleeve of his shirt, you drag him with you to a small bench on a plot of packed dirt, giddiness shoving in your smile as you tell him to sit down.

“Hurry up!”

“What’s she done now?” John mutters with a grunt before a thought lights in his mind like a trail of crumbs. Blue eyes flare. “Sweetheart…” he draws, “I swear if you’ve got something in that pack of yours—”

“Shh!” You hiss, sitting down beside him and slipping your bag open. Your father deadpans at you with an unimpressed look.

Admittingly, he had told you not to get him anything for his birthday, but when you’d seen this…well…you’d just bought it because it felt right. Plus you were obviously going to buy your father a gift, even if he hated that sort of thing.

He deserved it.

“Christ,” John grumbles, itching at the base of his neck as you peel out a wrapped little box; shoving it into his lap as he startles to grab it quickly before it falls to the floor.

“Open it!” Excitement bleeds into your voice as your father sighs long, even as his heart fills with warmth.

“How much did it cost?” He tries to say, but your face changes instantaneously to a raised-brow annoyance. John splays his hands, sitting up straighter, “Alright, alright, I’m opening it, then.”

Pulling at the wrappings, your father peels the top off of the tiny box when the paper is far enough displaced, but he stalls when he sees the fabric under all of the material. Blinking, he stares for a moment before his hand delves inside to grasp and pull out the item.

You stifle your giggles with the back of your hand, eyes crinkled with humor.

“What’s…?” John tilts his head before he realizes.

He was holding a large pair of teal-colored socks, but that wasn’t what really got to him. Stationary in all of their glory was the imprint of many, many rubber duckies, each one wearing a fishing hat atop its head like a trophy.

John’s own body fights with him as small snorts exit his lips, having to catch them as you had with the top of his wrist before his shoulders start shaking. As a tiny breeze goes by atop the hill, the both of you laugh with burning faces; the sounds echoing with a promise of nostalgia in the future.

After a moment, John takes a deep breath and forces out, “Bloody hell, girl. Where did you buy these things?”

“I never tell,” you level, giggles still entering the sky as your father wraps a hand around your shoulder and brings you into a tight side hug.

“Y’know, these aren't half bad, now, yeah?” Chapped lips press to the top of your head as you hug him back the best you’re able, heart wrapped in a blanket. “I’ll have to show the boys. They’ll get a right kick out of ‘em.”

“You like them, then?” You ask, leaning into him and watching him run a finger over the fabric.

“Like them? They’re brilliant, Sweetheart.” He squeezes you, “Thank you.”

“Well,” you sigh, “then I guess it was worth the hike up here.” Looking out over the land, John hums and rubs your arm. Happy. “Happy birthday, dad.”

“Wouldn’t be half as good without you, Love. Thanks for coming out with me.” You breathe softly and elbow his side as he chuckles.

“You’re getting sappy with your old age.” Again a swift groan and a tight squeezing of his arm.

“I’m not bloody old!”

“Tell that to the sound your knees make when you try to get off the couch.”

“Fuckin’ hell!”

Let's just say that when Price showed back up at work, ducky socks worn with authoritative pride, Johnny made a personal request for you to find some with bar soaps on them.

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icequeenbae · 8 months

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You Bet Your Ass (m) | BBH

Pairing: Baekhyun x Reader

Established Relationship, PWP, slice of life, fluff, smut

Warnings: explicit content, unprotected sex, anal (m receiving while being a drama queen about it), sex toys (picture fluffy tail butt plugs)

Word Count: ~3.6k

Summary: Baekhyun realizes that betting his ass for a petty argument with his partner was moronic. He is a man of his word though. He will follow through.

Author’s note: Yay, it’s time to celebrate another milestone!! Thank you guys for joining me on this wild ride haha I hope you enjoy this little somethin’ bbhorny times detected lmao This would be a little different rip Baek's ass but I just wrote that on a whim in a couple of days and thought it’s great for the occasion. Let me know if you enjoyed it!

Tags: @k-vanity @exo-writers-net @bbh-net @superm-net

Baekhyun’s eyes were rounder than the moon when he realized that he was wrong.

You were having a very out of the blue argument just the other day, and the fatal words had escaped his mouth.

‘Can you bet your ass that you’re right?’

It wasn’t even a real issue to fight about. The reason you got so fired up over nothing was alcohol, of all things. Neither one of you was willing to let it go and leave the other one having the last word, so...

Baekhyun fucked up.

‘When we confirm that I’m right, I’ll shove the fluffiest puppy dog tail butt plug up your ass and have you call me master.’

Baekhyun royally fucked up.

‘Might clamp your cute little nipples too.’

Baekhyun dug his own grave.

‘Or I will shove it up yours and have you eat your words.’ You simply rolled your eyes at him then, and to a clueless spectator it could seem like you’d forget about this petty argument by tomorrow.

But there you were the next day, standing right in front of your bed and drilling Baekhyun’s bloodless face with your eyes.

‘I told you it wasn't Bugatti. It’s number two on the list.’

Baekhyun was almost glad that you enunciated that, because he couldn’t see the screen in front of him. He stayed still for a bit, as if his soul had fled from his body, leaving him behind as a lifeless shell. His head was a vacuum, and his usually quick-witted mind was failing him at this crucial point of his existence. A few more moments passed before he slowly looked up at you, like a bashful child.

‘Heh,’ he laughed awkwardly, and you only offered him a perfunctory smile. ‘Rolls-Royce Boat Tail is more expensive? It seems like I’ve- made a mistake?’

‘You were totally wrong.’ You responded mercilessly, making him shudder.

‘Babe-’

‘Oh no. Forget it.’ You raised your palm, cutting him off. ‘I had to listen a-a-all night how ‘fun’ it’s gonna be for you to see me all fluffy-tailed and roughed up.’

‘I said no such thing!’ Baekhyun shrieked, quickly catching himself as you gave him a look. ‘Babe…’

‘Did you not?’ You huffed, crossing your arms on your chest. ‘I assume you also do not recall running your mouth about my nipples?’

Baekhyun licked his lips nervously and swallowed.

He remembered. He remembered how he initiated his own demise. Was he for real? And for such a nonsensical argument too…

Baekhyun dropped on his knees right in front of you, and you almost jumped from the sound of him crashing on the floor so dramatically.

‘Y/N-ie, I was in the wrong.’ He said, hugging your legs. ‘I’m sorry.’

When your ass is on the line, nothing would be beneath you, not even begging, right?

However, this did not faze you at all. You were so used to his antics that it only made you even more determined not to let him off the hook.

‘Oh, but Baekhyunie… What should we do? You’ve already purchased the device for the execution.’

This was the reason why Baekhyun avoided drinking as best he could. He didn’t just get himself into the most ridiculous entanglements, he also acted whimsically on his urges. Say, going to a specialized shop to buy the fluffiest looking tail butt plug and a pair of fluffy ears to match. He went as far as to tell the poor cashier that he was going to put it to very good use.

Well, he didn’t specify on whom.

‘Worry not, my love. I got some nipple clamps and a collar to complete your-’

‘Ba-abe-’ He muttered desperately into your thigh, hugging your hips even tighter. ‘Please, I can’t do it…’

‘Why is that?’ You huffed, although unable to resist the temptation to ruffle his soft blonde hair with your right hand.

‘I just can’t,’ he whined childishly, offering no reasoning.

‘It’s funny how you assumed that I was gonna do it the second we ‘confirm’ that you’re right. And now you’re a groveling mess at a mere thought, and I’m supposed to be the better man?’

Baekhyun knew you were right.

He also knew that if he whined for a bit longer, you would probably leave him be. But your words left a bitter taste in his mouth. He was pretty obnoxious about this when you made the damn bet, and he was the one who initially suggested the punishment. And he was so sure he was right that he didn’t even try for a second to step into the loser’s shoes. He didn’t think it through, and now he had to stand by his word and meet his fate like a man. This was only fair to you. Maybe a little less fair to his butt.

You craned your neck forward to peek when Baekhyun became silent for too long. He did make you kinda angry earlier, you weren’t gonna lie, and you were almost determined to make him suffer for it. But he was still your partner, and you loved him. So, when you noticed that he was getting way too stressed about it, your hand moved smoothly to pet his hair calmingly.

‘Baekhyun-ah…’

‘I’ll do it.’ He said curtly.

His voice sounded small and dispirited, and it took you another second to catch his meaning.

‘Huh?’

This time, he made an effort to sound more confident.

‘I said, I’ll do it.’

That exchange took place last week. And he still couldn’t do it.

He made an unenthused attempt on that very day, actually. Made a huge mess on the bed, trying to utilize massage oil to get himself ready. Instead, he simply oiled up all of the sheets, and his entire body, and didn’t manage to get the butt plug anywhere near his ass. He was screeching and wailing and groaning – all that without getting it even 0.1 inch in.

You felt like watching it was worse than just doing it yourself.

‘Babe, just give up. I don’t want you to suffer like this.’

‘No. I said I’ll do it, so I will, I just need to prepare. Shall we reschedule for Saturday?’

He had probably hoped that Saturday would never arrive, but it did. And even then, he had yet to muster the courage to take on his punishment with dignity.

But it’d been an hour, and you were getting tired of watching him huffing and puffing, crying about the injustices of life and his poor asshole. He was buck naked the entire time too.

‘I’m also cold… Why is it so cold in our house? Can’t we afford heating? I should try and earn more money…’

You sighed.

‘Baekhyun, it’s not gonna work.’ You stretched your arms and legs before sitting down next to him. ‘Either quit it or let me do it for you.’

‘You? Do it for me?’ He shook his head. ‘Impossible. I’d like to preserve at least some dig-’

‘Lie flat on your belly. Right now.’ You ordered strictly.

‘Yes, ma’am.’

You smiled at his sudden obedience. He obviously trusted you to help him get it over with, but preferred to be strongarmed into doing this. To preserve some ‘dignity’.

‘Just relax, baby. You’re way too tense.’

Climbing on top of him, you poured some of that massage oil onto his bare back. You ran your palms up along his spine smoothly, and Baekhyun grunted like an old man.

‘God, you are just one giant knot.’ You muttered, putting a little more force into it.

Another muffled grunt escaped his mouth, this time sounding a bit more like a moan.

‘Here, here, grandpa. You can entrust yourself to me. Both your back and your butt.’

He grumbled into the pillow, and you could not make out his words. Instead, you went up his shoulders to knead the back of his neck. This spot was always sore, and he did not surprise you by suddenly going tense and groaning loudly before deflating into a lax mess.

‘You know what, Y/N…’ He mumbled between sighs of contentment. ‘You can fuck me in my ass right now and I won’t object.’

‘That’s the plan,’ you giggled, satisfaction washing over you just from seeing his reaction to your touch.

Of course, you knew all of his spots, both physical and emotional. It did not take you long to turn him into a whimpering puppy. The only thing missing was the tail.

‘Seriously though,’ Baekhyun spoke up hoarsely. ‘I think I’m getting hard.’

You tugged your shirt off and leaned onto his back, allowing him to feel your half-naked body.

‘Good for you,’ you purred into his ear, chuckling as he squirmed.

Hand snaking under his abdomen, you found yourself squeezing his length.

‘You’re not ‘getting hard’, baby. You are hard,’ you hummed, giving him a couple abrupt pumps before running your oily fingers over his lower stomach. ‘Let’s get you ready.’

Baekhyun whined and hugged his pillow, while you crawled towards the edge of your bed to get the discarded lube. When you shuffled closer to him again, you couldn’t resist slapping his cute round butt.

‘Ouch!’ He yelped just for the sake of it.

‘Don’t be so sensitive, sweetie,’ you mocked him lovingly.

‘You mean!’ He answered sulkily.

‘I am very nice! And I wouldn’t start a quarrel with me if I were you. My finger’s about to be shoved up your ass quite literally.’

He was whinging again, but quickly recollected himself, throwing a blue glove at your face.

‘At least use this.’

‘Are we playing doctor?’ You teased him lightheartedly.

‘Y/N, I’m gonna die. I’m literally dying.’

‘Okay, okay.’ You capitulated, putting the glove on. ‘Drama queen.’

It wasn’t like you were a pro in this either. He was the one who had put you in this position, not that you’d asked to do this. However, you did use the time in between his last attempt to pop his anal cherry and today to gather some helpful information. So, you were intending on using it to your benefit tonight.

‘You will like it more than me, that you can count on,’ you reassured him.

‘I seriously doubt it,’ he grumbled before jumping up. ‘Ah-ah-ah, what are you doing, I’m not ready!’

‘Sorry, I poured too much lube by accident,’ you smiled sheepishly. ‘Lie back down before it gets smeared all over the sheets.’

He kept complaining under his breath but obeyed.

‘Can you like… perk up your butt a little?’ You asked, trying to find a comfortable position to start.

‘No.’ He shot back unapologetically. ‘I’ll die.’

‘Why do you keep dying before anything happens?’ You reproached him. ‘You are such a pussy.’

Baekhyun turned his head around dramatically to glare at you.

‘What?’ You stared back. ‘Did I lie? Am I wrong?’

He turned back to his pillow and slightly repositioned himself, bending his right knee.

‘Good. Arch your back a little too.’ You pressed on his lower back, and he grumbled again.

‘You hate my guts, don’t you?’

‘I love you a million, baby.’ You replied with a smile, barely containing a schoolgirl giggle from locating his asshole. ‘Wow, I didn’t expect you to prepare. How neat.’

‘Shut the fuck up,’ he replied, also laughing despite his embarrassment and frustration.

You traced his butt cheek with your index finger before rubbing his anus lightly.

‘Oh shit-’ He tensed up under the pad of your finger, and cursed again.

Giving him some time to adjust to the light strokes, you kept spreading lube over his sphincter.

‘Are you still dying, hon?’ You inquired. ‘Try to relax.’

‘I can’t believe I’m doing this,’ he gurgled into the pillow he kept holding onto.

‘We can stop if you-’

‘Just get it over with! And then I can proceed and finalize my death.’

‘What an honorable man,’ you noted sarcastically. ‘If you squeeze your butt like that, I won’t be able to do anything.’

He huffed like an intimidating hedgehog, and then sighed, giving up the last of his pride.

‘Okay. Just please don’t rip my ass.’

‘Have you seen the size of this plug? You’ll live.’

As soon as he relaxed enough for you to try something, you probed at his ring of muscles again. Praising him for keeping it more or less slack, you were able to insert one digit.

He was now only communicating in breathy curses, so you added more lubrication before slipping your finger out and inserting it back in just as carefully. It took a while for Baekhyun to get used to it and stop resisting the intrusion, and you were beginning to feel more and more like a doctor performing a procedure on him.

‘You’re doing great, baby. Two fingers in.’

‘Y/N… I can’t do this…’ He muttered feverishly, and you knew he didn’t mean it.

Frankly, he looked like he was simply in denial about enjoying this. But he had no idea that you would not rest until you found the most intriguing spot. It was the only reason you had agreed to the whole thing. You were curious about what would happen if you located it and stroked over it gently.

Like so.

‘A-a-ah!’ He jolted, and squeezed your fingers almost painfully.

‘What?’ You asked, unsure about his reaction.

‘That- what was that?’ He muttered, gripping the pillow case with his fist.

‘Did it hurt?’

‘It hurts now… But not before.’

‘It wouldn’t hurt if you relax! And I think it was your prostate. Didn’t know it’s that sensitive though.’

‘My wha-’

‘Can I stroke it again?’ You asked, enthusiasm reignited in you, despite getting rather stiff from the position you had to be in.

‘No! Leave my prostate alone,’ he barked, yet perked his ass up higher.

‘Getting mixed signals here. Should I read your ‘no’ as a ‘yes please’?’

‘Y/N…’ He whined, and you circled his spot again. ‘If you do, I think- I think I’m going to-’

‘Die?’

‘Come…’

You oh-ed in surprise. Not that you didn’t do your research, but the pace of this was unexpected.

‘Not yet. There’s one little thing left.’

You slowly slipped your fingers out of him, making him groan.

Finally, the intricate sex toy was in your hand, ready to be deployed. In several modes too, but your wrought-up partner didn’t need to know just yet. Thus, you had placed an important appliance under one of the pillows earlier.

After holding it for a few moments to make it comfortably warm – Baekhyun was a whiny little bitch, after all – you spread a sufficient amount of lube on it to make sure it’d fit easily.

Baekhyun could be heard cursing again.

‘Okay, come to momma.’

He emitted a growl, which thinned out into a whine.

You sat next to him and stroked his butt cheeks. Now that you were thinking of it, he would look pretty good with a fluffy tail. You didn’t know you had it in you, but now you certainly felt aroused at the thought of pulling at it as he fucked you. Wouldn’t that be just perfect?

‘Shit, it’s cold!’ He complained as soon as you pressed the metal body of the plug to his hole.

‘You are very high-maintenance, did you know that?’ You complained right back. ‘Take it if you wanna finish tonight.’

‘Why do you hate me so mu- a-ah-’

The plug slipped into him with much less resistance than you’d anticipated, and all that was visible now was the tail.

‘How is it?’ You asked, genuinely curious. ‘Baekhyunie? How does it feel?’

He kept breathing through it for another minute, and then managed to retort.

‘Like it doesn’t belong there…’ He tried to glance at his poor ass, but gave up halfway. ‘My life is a joke…’

‘I bet it is.’

He made an effort to glare at you.

‘Get over here.’ His angelic blond hair made him appear much less menacing than he wanted to.

You stretched out next to him, but not before removing the rest of your clothes to become equally as naked.

‘Fuck.’ Baekhyun cursed, burying his face in your breasts. ‘Remind me to never argue with you again, ever…’

‘I thought you were having fun,’ you ruffled his hair a bit, while he was letting you.

‘Yah. The pain in my butt hole isn’t really aligning with my idea of fun.’

You shoved him back slightly to get him off your chest, and groped his ass. The disturbance made him flinch, although not entirely displeased.

‘How would you react if I told you that this cute fluffy thing actually has a pretty handy remote?’

The blond looked confused, but only for a second – before you gripped at the base of his ‘tail’ and angled it.

‘Ah! Fuck this shit!’ Baekhyun moan-yelled, confirming that the toy was damn near his spot.

Chuckling at this, you leaned in to kiss his bare shoulder and reached under the pillow in the search of the said appliance.

‘There it is.’ You showed Baekhyun the remote. ‘I bet this will be nice.’

You clicked once, not giving your partner a chance to say anything.

‘Oh shit-’ He jolted in your arms, and clenched his jaw. ‘Y/N…’

‘I know, baby. I won’t ramp it up much.’ You promised, pressing your index finger to one of his nipples.

The tiny bud was firm, and you could see Baekhyun shiver from the touch.

‘Should’ve clamped them in the beginning…’ You mused, gradually increasing the vibration of the toy. ‘Does this feel alright?’

Baekhyun moaned in response.

‘I’ll take that as a yes,’ you snickered.

He didn’t let you laugh for much longer though, grabbing your waist and pushing you back down. Opening your legs roughly, he got between them and instantly pressed his hard cock against your labia.

‘Fucking hell-’ He gritted out, as soon as his hips snapped forward, disturbing the plug inside him.

‘This is kinda hot, I’m not gonna lie,’ you sighed, stroking his lower back. ‘Move or I will level your ass massage up again.’

‘Fuck no, I already feel like I could come…’ Baekhyun replied quickly, slowly retracting his pelvis before swaying it into you. ‘Shit, Y/N, it just feels so weird-’

‘Weird but nice, right?’ You lowered your hand to tug on his ‘tail’ again.

‘Oh god please-’ He sighed, dropping his head on your shoulder.

You could feel him shake every time you adjusted the toy. It was definitely affecting his prostate, and the sobbing he tried to muffle by your skin only confirmed it.

‘Babe,’ he moaned, renewing his slow thrusts into you. ‘You want my death or what?’

Snickering at his words, you playfully scratched his upper back with both hands.

‘Faster.’ You replied simply, grasping the remote again.

Baekhyun focused on delivering upon your request, and you physically shuddered with him. The vibration was quite literally driving him mad, so he was soon groaning in both pain and pleasure. His speech was incoherent, and you weren’t sure how many times you had clicked the button, but you could hear – almost feel – the vibration ripping through his tight muscles and abusing his prostate.

You knew his hips were moving on their own, more out of instinct rather than intent, but it was all fine. At this point, you just wanted him to finish. The buildup left both of you a complete mess, and the craving you had in you now was more of his euphoria, not yours.

‘I’m c- babe I’m-’ He tried to speak, but the intense sensation overwhelmed him to the point of squealing.

Readily clutching the remote, you pressed the button several times to avoid overstimulating him instead of prolonging his pleasure, and he still allowed a high-pitched whine to escape. He was trembling and writhing on top of you, and you could feel the hot creamy wetness pooling at your own entrance. The visual stimulation sent you into overdrive.

‘Fuck, Baekhyun-’ You moaned, eyes closing shut as you joined your partner in the oblivion.

It was at least half an hour later that you were finally able to untangle yourselves from each other, and free Baekhyun’s abused asshole. Not without him grunting and grumbling the entire time, of course.

‘Shit. I won’t be fucking sitting down for a fucking week.’ Your partner complained in a tired voice, flinching as his sphincter constricted again after the plug was removed.

‘Lying down is better anyways,’ you hummed, planting an impish kiss onto his butt cheek.

Baekhyun muttered something incoherent, and you were sure there was more diffident cursing in there.

You scooted closer to him and stroked his hair lovingly. Suddenly you realized that you did not employ all the inventory you had prepared.

‘Damn, we forgot about the ears and the collar too!’ You gasped. ‘Well, you can always wear them next time…’

You shrugged, trailing off, and turned to him, anticipating his reaction.

Baekhyun’s face assumed the most scandalized expression.

‘Next time?!’

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A/N: Thank you for reading! Please comment and reblog, it is important to me and I appreciate your feedback💜 As usual, my asks are open~

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soahbee · 4 months

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Big update I Christmas Gathering

IM HERE FOR UPDATE FINALLY!! I'm sorry in advance if it's long, maybe I'll post it for you girls in two parts <33

So I arrived a little late to the Christmas gathering, I had prepared too much. I was wearing a white ruffled skirt and a white shirt over which I wore a knitted vest + long black platform boots. (I like this style)

When I arrived, the celebration was already in full swing, dad loves these kinds of gatherings, he had already decorated the house, so it was really a Christmas atmosphere. Of course, I immediately noticed R, who was talking to a couple of people in the living room, and girls couldn't believe how good he looked even in a weird Christmas sweater. haha His hair was slicked back and a few strands hung in his eyes and he was wearing black linen pants. I love seeing a different side of him outside of school.

Since everyone was drinking and in a good mood, I quickly went to the kitchen to relieve my tension, bc I honestly didn't know many people at this big party, so far there were only small gatherings for a close circle of friends, but now I saw several strangers here, who of course knew who I was bc my father's acquaintances, but it was so awkward to introduce myself at the beginning. mehhhh

I started drinking some champagne to get rid of my anxiety and started talking to a couple of women who might have been the same age as R, idk, the point is that I was almost the youngest lol... However, they were very nice to me and I started to feel better, BUT then you won't believe it, they started talking about mens. AHH and my stomach immediately lurched as his name was said it this conversasion.🙄

A part of me knew that R was quite popular among women because, well…his a "dilf", as the women called him in the kitchen, (lol) but the reality still annoyed me and slapped me in the face that yes, R could actually get anyone here at the party. No matter how much I prepared, no matter how much I hoped like an idiot, there are much better, older, more mature women in the world than me. I was so immersed in my dark thoughts that I didn't even notice that I wasn't drinking my first champagne. lol

Just imagine, one of them just randomly interrupted my overthinking with the question of whether I like someone. I just said no quickly. What can I say to this? That "Yes, I like R?" Absolutly not!!😭 No one in my father's circle of acquaintances will know. Good heavens, what would dad do if he found out? But they didn't leave the subject and kept asking questions, and I awkwardly just smiled while they giggled in front of me. They were in a good mood, they enjoyed the Christmas party and I don't blame them, maybe I didn't handle the situation properly and kept away from them. I then poured myself another champagne, but then all three women immediately remained silent, which was very strange, I felt I had done something, but omg, the girls didn't remain silent because of me...

"Ladies, hold back a bit" - he said

I knew right away that R was behind me and I immediately turned around, even though I didn't want to, but it was instinctive. At first, he didn't look at me, but only at the friends of the three girls (or, idk, maybe acquaintances), then the girls just laughed and started talking, but I don't even remember what bc I wasn't paying attention to them.

After that, R immediately looked at me with a big smile and said: "There you are! I thought you wouldn't come"

I'm sure he's been drinking, he's much more direct at this time and he's obviously very happy for me. I told him I had some things to do but I'm here. Then I saw that his eyes were strikingly running over me and he said to me:

"You are so pretty today!"

MY PLAN WAS SUCCEEDED AND HE COMPLIMENTED MY OUTFIT😭

I thanked him for the compliment and after the girls went away he asked if they were very intrusive with me, bc unfortunately when they drink they tend to ask too many questions and he saw that I was tense and I quickly told him that there was nothing wrong, it was just a bit much at once . I then looked at him and added that he also looks good, and he laughed and said: "Your dad gave me a really ugly hoodie and you think I look good?"

Since he was right, I had to laugh at that and told him that this is still better than my set, bc don't have a big hoodie that would have a Christmas atmosphere and I know that dad asked for it separately, bc this is dress code. Then comes the big WTF!!! He just drank into his glass and after that he said:

"I have two, would you like my other hoodie?"

To be honest, girls, I didn't know what to say to that, I might have very stupid face bc R laughed and playfully patted my head and continued: "I thought I could get away with a plain burgundy hoodie, but your father needed something uglier than that, so I'm not wearing it, but if you want, I'll give it to you, even though it might be a little big on you."

My brain switched quickly and I told him that, of course, at least this way I wouldn't hang out so much from the line, and after that he gave it to me and I hid in it and we laughed about how much bigger the hoodie for me. But I was so happy, I could smell him all night and it felt like there was something between us bc I was in his hoodie. After that, I completely relaxed with him, I was very relieved that he wasn't angry with me, as you know we hadn't spoken for four days before that and I was a little worried that bc of that I had written him something unpleasantly stupid last time. But luckily I didn't feel anything bad, in fact it was quite strange that he enjoyed my company so much, imagine that he even put his arm around my shoulder a few times and proudly told others that I was one of his best students and that he thought I was much more mature than others.

I don't think this man knows what he did to me. I began to bond with him more, and that couple of champagne inside me made him even more loving. I didn't feel that I was his student anymore, I even forgot for a moment that he was my teacher at the moment, I was fooling around with him and I held onto his arm many times, and HE DIDN'T MIND!!!😳 Specifically, he let me be silly next to him and never once refused my closeness.

I hope I wasn't too much for him....

So, girls I feel that our relationship has reached a new level!! This is all I'm writing to you now, bc you may not even read it, it's so long. lol SORRY AHH but I'll tell you girls about more story in a second post if my thoughts come to mind.

Im really into him now💘😭

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shiftwithjane · 20 days

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what i scripted in my modern stranger things DR

i smell vanilla and bacon when i know i’m in my DR/when i arrive

i’m social media famous/an influencer in my DR {look it’s always been my dream to be an influencer, so don’t judge me okay}

my dad is an NBA player and has been since 2003, and he plays for the Indiana Pacers, and my mom is just a stay at home mom

since my dad is in the NBA he makes a shit ton of money, so my family is extremely rich HAHA

that i make a lot of money doing social media

i have a four year old brother

scripted that my family and i moved to hawkins the summer before my 6th grade year, and that eddie and i were in the same grade, but i graduated in 2022 and he didn’t (obviously, he is in his third senior year currently like in the show)

i used to babysit the kids with nancy when they were really little, like when will and mike were 6 lol. i continued to babysit them with nancy until we both got really busy with school and other things, but we did it every now and then, and then steve took on the role (we love mama steve!! but we helped out too, but he kinda became the main one)

i scripted that nancy and i used to play DnD with the kids when were little, but then stopped once I got to high school and became super busy and nancy stopped when i stopped.

that the byers still live in hawkins and they never moved to california (and they don’t plan on it)

that hopper and joyce’s relationship is like it is in season 3 right now

that hopper looks like he does in season 3 in my DR {i know he clearly doesn’t look like that in season 4, but whenever i imagine hopper, it’s season 3 hopper}

that argyle moved to hawkins to live with his uncle for a fresh start his sophomore year (i said this because he told jonathan he was his only friend in season 4 and it made me so sad :( so i scripted that’s why he moved to hawkins for a fresh start)

that nancy, robin, jonathan, and argyle are all seniors and 18. steve is 19, and eddie is 20.

that starcourt mall is there, and it will never get burned down.

that steve and robin still work at scoops ahoy, because there are like no family videos anymore, and with it being 2024 and having all these streaming platforms there is no reason for a video rental store yk? i’m still debating if i want them to wear their sailor uniforms, or just script they wear a company shirt and still wear the hat, but they can wear jeans and stuff😭

that angela moved to hawkins for her dad’s job and goes to hawkins high so i can rip her ass a new one🤪 {i would like to see her TRY and get me arrested}

that my uncle is the hawkins high varsity basketball coach {i’m gonna introduce y’all to my family in my DR and it will make since once you see them lol}

i live in loch lora {aka the rich neighborhood in hawkins}

that hawkins will never be put in danger

that the upside down doesn’t exist, and it will never exist alongside none of the creatures and monsters from the upside down existing

following up on two things above, anything that has to do with the plot will not happen, because i’m not planning on shifting for the plot of the show, because that shit is honestly so scary, and i would be petrified

that argyle will work for another pizzeria since he is on the east coast and there is no surfer boys pizza

that i’m 5’7 {i’m really 5’4}

that i have my ideal body in my DR {disclaimer, it’s just a couple of things that i wish were different in my CR. like for example, i have a flatter stomach, but bigger boobs, and a bigger butt LOL. i’m working out so i’m in the process of getting my ideal body in my CR so i thought having it in my DR would be motivation when income back here. i know this topic can be controversial, but i just wanted to clarify}

i do not have a celebrity face claim, i’m just myself (no hate to anyone who does!)

i’m best friends with all my favorite influencers

that i moved to los angeles full time with my family after i graduated, and now we are back in hawkins because my dad’s NBA contract expired with the lakers and he got offered to come back to the pacers, so he took it, but i still travel back and forth a lot between the two.

that i have naturally straight hair {it’s have naturally curly, and it’s a pain in the ass}

that eddie and wayne live in a nicer, two bedroom trailer

that eddie works at a record/music shop in town, and that he also busses tables at the hideout. (and sells drugs like in the show for the extra cash) {the bussing tables comes from flight of icarus, but i scripted he gets paid for it unlike in the book. i also haven’t finished his book, but so far i have chosen what i want to believe is canon}

i will be making a intro to my DR family, and some of the stuff will make since for who they are if you have seen the show :)

i will also be making my part 3 to my DR bedroom today, so be on a lookout for that. sorry for that one being late, i went to the dentist again thursday for more fillings and i did not feel like posting afterwards. this is just a little filler, but i will make more post like this on what i have scripted, because that’s what did really well on my old shifting account on tiktok but i can’t get back into that :(

*i script on notion*

#reality shifting #shifting #shifting community #shifting mutuals #shiftblr #shifters #shifting antis dni #shifting blog #shifting realities #shifting consciousness #shifting motivation #shifting script

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yamsgarden · 18 days

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lil' splatoon 1 memorie before goodbye

damn this is kinda sad and nostalgic to see all that splatoon 1 love going on… tbh dunno if i even got the energy to draw anything to celebrate it sadly OTL

all i can do this time is share one of my most precious Splatoon 1 memories:

The most vivid one, in one of my first few Ranked Battles in Rainmaker, I remember at literally the last 5 seconds, making my team win.

I somehow slipped through all 4 teammates, walked desperately in their ink, super slowly and agony, then shot one last little tiny blast and making it on the platform. I couldn't see anyone, but I could feel the "OHMYGOD?! DID WE JUST WIN?!"

AND YESSSS I MADE OUR TEAM WIN BY A SECONDDDDD ohhh my heart was pounding, the other team held us back for the whole 5 minute… it was so much fun

I still remember and will always cherish this Splatoon memory haha there were no recording at the time so its just forever going to be in my heart… I was at my old and first apartment with (at the time) my boyfriend, I was just starting second year of animation school and undertle and rvb and life I strange were my favorites… it feels like another life time away haha

there's so many more, but idk, this one rly stuck to me because it was my first victory ever at the last second in those conditions haha

I miss those times but i,m also so glad to ahve come a long way since T0T

#splatoon #goodbye baby #you litterally brought so much joy to my life #at least 300% more

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taichouu · 28 days

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hi, tai!!! 💗 for the character ask game: 2, 4, 9, 12, 23, and 25 for our beloved kyōjurō rengoku? 👀

AHHGHH A WHOLE ASSORTMENT FOR OUR GOLDEN BOY ! ^_^

2. Favorite Canon thing about him?

I truly just adore how fucking weird he is and yet is still an extremely respected person by the entirety of his colleagues. I like that he isn't this perfect mentor figure by any means; he's a bit rude, blunt and often doesn't give the best advice. But he's just such a genuine person with a strong moral compass that his passion is infectious!!

4. If you could put him in any other media what would it be?

MAN VS FOOD !!!!!!!!!!!! I need to see him eat that ginormous sasquatch burger that's like 30 pounds. I bet he could do it in three bites too.

9. Could you be room mates with him?

I think I could!! We are extremely similar, though I know our grocery bill would be so high 😭 I would be eating WELL.

12. A headcanon you have?

So we know he's particularly interested in sumo wrestling so I like to think he's also really into Theater productions? Or like street performances 🥹 I think he's just a very big fan of festivals and big celebrations and events like that because he grew up in such a quiet home.

23. Favorite picture!!

So nice you see him twice .. <3

25. First impression of him vs now?

"Haha! He's just like me fr!!!" -> "Ough . This has a little kick to it . Spicey..."

I will admit the fandom and, for lack of better terms, sensationalism of Rengoku in 2020 on other major platforms kind of made me step back from his character? I found he just moulded into something that was pretty removed from his original character so now my image of him is JUST SLIGHTLY tainted. But I try to keep in mind that whatever Rengoku means to me personally is separated from how the Fandom sees him and that's okay!

Character Asks!!

#HEHE THANK YOU FOR THE ASK <33 #tai talks #kaeyaphile #mutuals!#i kind of just summed up the questions btw i know theyre not word for word 👴🏼 i dont have time for that

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the-royal-teacup · 1 year

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I feel sorry (or maybe more like pity) Meghan…

Now, before you think I’ve gone completely mad or that I’ve turned into a sugar, hear me out, please?

As a woman, I have dealt with my fair share of confidence issues. As a young girl and a teen I was bullied for how I looked, which led to low self-esteem for many, many years. It’s taken me quite some time to start to feel comfortable in my own skin, it didn’t come easy and I think age has a lot to do with it and I still don’t always love what I see in the mirror.

But the older I’ve gotten the more I can look in the mirror and be okay with my stomach that has a wonky scar running down it (a scar which saved my life at five days old) I can look at my face and see that it may not be supermodel beautiful, my nose may be a little too big for my face (at least in my opinion) my jaw may not be perfectly sculpted, my cheekbones not high and prominent, but my face is me, it fits who I am and it bears a resemblance to my grandma who I lost and my mum who I thankfully still have in my life and I am so grateful for. And with a little bit of make-up on I can say I scrub up well! Haha.

So, what must it be like, to look in the mirror and hate yourself that much that you rush to a surgeon or a cosmetic doctor to fix it? Knowing that with the money you have you can have any face you desire? You can chop and change any part of you, as long as the surgeon agrees and you have the money. Sad, it must be sad.

Imagine erasing every part of yourself, the parts that resemble the people in your life that are no longer here, that little bump on your nose that you got from face planting the floor or perhaps from having something thrown at you by a sibling! Sculpting and chiselling away at yourself, until you don’t even resemble yourself anymore, and yet you still look in the mirror and you still hate yourself and how you look. You pay all that money and still you don’t like yourself, wow, what hell that must be day after day!

I’m not saying I disagree with surgery fully and sure if it helps give people a little confidence, without changing their whole face, then go for it, but I think they think it will magically make them love themselves and nine times out of ten it leads to more surgery, because it doesn’t have the effect they wanted it to; making them love themselves. That comes from within, as cheesy as it sounds. If you can’t accept yourself without the surgery, you’ll never love yourself with it!

But of course it happens to so many celebrities or people that come into a bit of money, the minute they can change all the things they’ve always disliked about themselves, they’re straight into the surgeons chair and hope that it will make them love themselves; it won’t. It doesn’t matter how many surgeries they have or how much money, adoration, followers on social media platforms etc etc, they will never be truly happy with themselves and they will keep chiselling and chipping away at themselves, until they’re unrecognisable and still just as sad as they were before.

Maybe I’m thinking too deep into it, but in just this way I feel sorry for that fact, maybe not feel sorry for her, but just the fact that she will never look in the mirror and be truly happy with what she sees. She will always look in the mirror and see the Markle nose that she apparently loved back in her Tig days, but has definitely worked on it to make it less resemble Thomas’ nose, but it always morphs back to looking like daddy’s!

But, maybe, after all Meghan is just a vein, vapid shell. She’s shown time and time again her character and who she is! So, maybe, I just feel sorry for all the others that chop, chisel, slice and dice and will never be happy with the results? The ones that it’s something inside that needs fixing, because it doesn’t matter how many times they fix the outside, if something is broken on the inside, the outside will never be loved no matter what they do!

I hope you can forgive my rambling post and, honestly, I haven’t gone to the dark side, it was just a passing thought after seeing yet another new Markle face and not wanting to comment on it that got me thinking about how truly un happy she must be, even when preaching about how happy she is and her perfect life! It doesn’t matter how much money she acquires, how many awards she buys, how many tell all interviews she does or indeed how many new faces, wigs and expensive clothes she buys, Meghan Markle will never truly be happy, that is really quite sad. All her own doing, but still sad when you think too hard about it, which I did! 😳😂

On that note I’m going to put my over-thinking brain to bed and hope I haven’t just lost all my followers! 😳 Goodnight.

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back2bluesidex · 10 months

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It's barely been a year since I started this blog. At first, I was only a reader. I read, reblogged and sent sweet messages to my favourite authors here in this community.

Then after a month or so, I thought of giving writing a try. I posted my very first fic back on July last year (31st July, if I am not wrong. I still haven't included that one in my masterlist. It's just so embarrassing haha).

That said fic got 5 notes in three damn hours and I chatted @phenomenalgirl9 's ear off with my excitement.

Today I crossed 1000 followers here in this platform. I still can't believe it all happened so fast. Thanks a ton to you all. You guys liked my fics, followed me for updates and interacted with me in times. Thanks a lot for all the kind words you have showered me with. This means a lot to me. A damn lot. Thank you, yet again.

A little gift aka my milestone celebration is on the way. Hope you all like and enjoy what I have prepared for you.

Have a nice day and take care of yourself. 🌻

-- Nika 💜

#thank you so much #tumblr milestone #crossed 1000 followers

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bcofl0ve · 2 months

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So, I have a very gentle, very non-judgmental comment to make about the 'relationship discourse'. I say this with nothing but good vibes and intentions, so please don't interpret it as me coming at you or anyone else!

No matter where you stand, it seems a little odd to be heavily invested in someone else's relationship. I say this as someone who has followed celebrity gossip off and on for a long time, so I get it. It's fun to speculate, but at the end of the day no one really *knows* anything other than the people in the relationship itself. I'm a casual fan, and I was surprised at the strong feelings that this relationship seemed to elicit from so many people. Because (I say with love) no one really knows what goes on in their personal lives, and everything that's discussed (on both sides) is only speculation.

I feel so preachy coming into your inbox with all this, and I know you probably are aware of/have considered most of the points I made. I also know that I used the word 'odd' and I don't feel entirely good about that, because I'm not suggesting that you or anyone else here is odd. I'm also also not trying to act holier-than-thou because I'm a casual fan. I'm just giving my two cents as an observer. I hope that you take this in the spirit I meant it, because I realize this might come off as patronizing through the wrong lens. Long story short? Everyone should take a yoga breath and rewarch Dune before Dune 2 comes out (and not come for me with pitchforks, because I know this is a heated discussion and I fear I may have poured gasoline on the 🔥🫣).

you’re so fine don’t worry. getting Meta about fandom/stan culture etc is actually something i really enjoy- no problems chatting about it when folks are civil like you!

i mean, in the most bare bones terms: i’m invested because i enjoy celebrity culture/hollywood gossip, really like both austin and kaia as creatives and people- and think that the flip side of being so private is that it makes people inherently more nosy about what we don’t see. on both ends, as we see with people taking advantage of all the ‘empty space’ to create wild PR theories, whereas i think the ““shippers”” use the empty space to giggle and kick our feet and lean more towards happier gap fillers like “hm i wonder if they’ll do xyz together!”.

i do consider austin’s fandom my hobby at this point, so i’m invested in him i would be any other hypothetical hobby- not a sports person but maybe that’s a good example? lots of sports fans get really into the people who play on a team they really like- i guess you could see hollywood is my “sport” and two of my favorite players are austin and kaia, haha. i fully acknowledge that’s parasocial, but i do have my own boundaries and try to be an ‘ethical’ a gossiper as possible, even when i know ethical gossip blogger is an oxymoron. the second this is more serious than fun for me is the day i leave- a rule i wish i adopted sooner re: the broadway gossip blog days of yore. fandom is supposed to be fun, and at least right now i’m having a great time!

i will clarify though that re: tumblr specifically, me and that other blog’s issues with each other are deeper than disagreeing about austin and kaia- and so if we seem very heated with *each other* it’s not just. coming from our passionate celebrity opinions lol. i don’t know how closely you follow my blog/how long you’ve been around these parts but that blog has spent a year giving a platform to people personally insulting me as an individual (not just my fandom opinions) and smearing me and at one point got honey potted by someone who decided to see if she’d want to doxx me given the opportunity (someone sent her an anon saying to vague post if she wanted to know where i’m in law school- something i keep very private, i don’t even say what state i live in- and she immediately followed the bait instructions, lol).

i won’t say the tit for tat between us every now and then will ever end because like- it won’t lol. we’re both bitey people and we both have narc followers who send our posts back and forth and we both strongly dislike each other. i think at this rate our occasional sparring is just a staple of the tumblr fandom- god love all of you that put up with it. i hope all of this made sense though, pls feel free to follow up! (:

#mod talk #gossip time with mollie

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twopoppies · 2 years

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Hi Gina! I hope you’re well!! I just got back from a date (it did not go well, this human ordered a side of pickles as their main course and then ate directly off my plate) but they said something that stuck out to me that I wanted to share. Harry came up in convo as I mentioned I’m a fan, and they said (about H), “I’ve never been so exposed on every platform to a celebrity and learned so little about them.” I just thought that was so interesting and true. It’s hard for me to see that because I know so MUCH about him, or at least from what we have learned through the years. But really, for someone so incredibly busy and overexposed, we really only ever get the same few facts and anecdotes presented in different ways. It’s hard to imagine someone so heavily under public scrutiny could reveal so little about themselves, but he really does keep most things a mystery. He just does it so charmingly that you feel like you know him. It just drives home the fact that his relationship with Louis is not only possible, but also it’s just one facet of his entire life that we know nothing about. I wish I could be friends with that man, although I absolutely would not be able to handle it, haha. Anyway, I love hearing how he’s perceived from people who don’t follow his career and thought I would share! Thanks for being the only interesting part of my evening with the pickle fiend, Harry!

Omfg. First of all, I hate pickles, so I’m already upset. But LMAO what a weirdo. I’m so sorry you had such a lame date. 😅

That’s the thing about Harry, isn’t it? He gives away so little that he becomes this blank page that everyone then creates their own stories about. It’s so aggravating as a fan, but I suppose, for him it’s helpful—if they know nothing about the real him, perhaps it doesn’t hurt when they mock and ridicule this made up version of him. And he’s also able to separate himself from this made up version of himself that people “love”.

I can’t imagine how he does it. I would find it so exhausting. But I think he’s become a master of compartmentalization.

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ofpineapplesanddawns · 1 year

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Sleep well 😴

Hmmm as a prompt (of my own creation haha)

Peter x Lucian

Peter doing his show, with some rare audience participation and dragging lucian on stage for a bit of flirting or even smooching.

This may be a little shit, but feel free to do whatever you want to do with this… I won’t be disappointed whatever you do.

I don't think it's shit, I think it's interesting!

On with the fic!

Sometimes Peter's PR team liked to host these shows where audience participation was needed for the show. These could either go pretty well with whoever got chosen actually did what they were told to do, or they could go badly and things went to shit. Or, in one case, Peter having to take a trip to the hospital because a guest struck him with a prop and knocked him off stage.

He never did find out what happened with that guest, but his people were able to take care of things. He didn't bother to ask what that meant.

Tonight was a night for participation, it often drew in more customers. The chosen seat was randomized, and if no one sat in it, there were backups.

This was also one of those rare nights where Lucian came to see the show, curious to see how different the show was when an audience member was brought on stage. Peter nearly prayed that he wouldn't embarrass himself in front of Lucian tonight.

He was backstage, getting ready for when his grand appearance would happen, when he heard the sounds of the vampires out on stage. Some of them were talking among themselves, about looking for the perfect victim tonight. The usual actress who played the victim always loved these nights because she got to be a vampire for once, so he heard her happily exclaim it was time to hunt.

There was sounds of the vampires rushing the audience, the people happily getting involved with fake surprise and horror, until the lead actress, the head vampire, announced she found the perfect victim.

Peter made his way to the lower stage, getting on his platform to make his grand appearance by being lifted upwards to the stage through a trap door. He wondered who got chosen tonight, the last seat had, ironically, been for a birthday-celebrating kid, so that was pretty cool.

However, when Peter finally got up onto the stage, about to make his big, grand speech, the words died in this throat when he noticed who was 'strapped' to the bed.

Of fucking course it was his luck that Lucian would sit in the random seat.

Lucian looked perfectly fine playing the victim, in fact, he looked quite amused. Peter cleared his throat and decided it might be time for a little improvisation.

"Wrenches of the night!" He called out, hoping his voice didn't crack. "How dare you decide to try to make a feast of my fellow hunter, Blaiddda!"

He totally ignored the look Lucian shot his way at the joke name. "Unforgivable! For he is one of the best hunters in the land, blessed by the moon herself to take down your kind!"

The actresses looked a little confused, but then excited, they were good at their jobs, they loved mixing it up. "He was an easy catch, hunter Vincent! Distracted at just the right moment for us to strike!"

"It shall not happen again!"

"No, because he will bleed tonight, as will you!" Called the head vampire.

And their 'battle' started. All flashing lights and fog, fire and fake blood splatter. Lucian watched them from where he was still tied down to the set, seeming to be enjoying this way more than Peter liked. Clearly he was getting a kick out of the show more than he normally did.

Soon, Peter slayed the last of the vampires, who winked at him when she dropped onto the foggy stage. Cheek.

He hurried up to the bed where Lucian was, speaking into the mic on his jacket. "Blaiddda, have they harmed you?" He asked, trying not to smile, he had to pretend to be worried.

"No, I'm fine, you know I heal quite well from injury, my dear hunter." Lucian replied and Peter wanted to hide his face, fuck, that sounded weirdly romantic.

"Let me take you away from here, check for wounds, you never know what those crafty beasts can do when not looking."

"Ah? Are you that worried, or is this more of an excuse to get me out of my clothes?" Lucian smirked, the audience laughed, and Peter stuttered out nonsense.

"Y-you must have hit your head, let me, uh, take care of it."

"Whatever my hero desires."

"Jesus fuck, Lucian." He whispered and Lucian looked way too amused about this.

This is what you get for the wolf joke, Peter.

#lucian x peter vincent #john's drabbles #good omens extended universe

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imaginesxthevamps · 1 year

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Sorry to bother u

But basically I know about the vamps music for a long time but just recently become a fan what do I need to know

Here are just some facts, if you have a specific question you can always ask me :))

The fandom is nice most of the times but vamps twitter can be full of drama from time to time haha.

They are not very active on socials, they used to be more active. They also don't post a lot on youtube anymore but they have a lot of content on their platform thevamps+ but it's with monthly subscriptions

They are probably working on their 6th album and they promised there would be new music next year

Connor also has another band called 'The Lunar Year', their next single will drop in 2 weeks

26 may they will perform at the Royal Albert Hall in London for an exclusive show to end the 10 years celebrations (like James said haha). It sold out in a few hours btw, which made me so proud🥺

In the summer they will also do a few festivals around the UK

I think this is it a little bit, like I said my inbox is always open for question, you're never bothering me!!😊❤

#the vamps #brad simpson #bradley simpson #bradley will simpson #connor ball #tristan evans #james mcvey #ask sari #sari blogs

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runfast-runfar · 1 year

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Daily things ~holiday edition~

12/29/22

✨ dog sat for a quick night for my favorite boy Finn!! So so happy I got to see him!

✨ I ended up getting the new switch OLED and it’s amazinggg!!! The differences are minor but they make the biggest difference!!

✨ haven’t been running in a month now which makes me so so sad and frustrated but I try to go out and walk in the neighborhood to get the light exercise still. I am doing the peloton daily now which is amazingggg!! But missing my runs and the fresh air with working out so so much. Hopefully my back will get figured out soon and can be resolved easily!! 🤞

✨ I am obsessed with platforms shoes now lol!!! I have platform converse, and then I also got my first pair of Nike airforce 1s 😭

In love with both!!

And then I just bought myself a pair of Oxford platform Doc Marten’s 😅 This year I spent SO much money…. So I need to go back to saving!! Lots to save for this year! My brother and I are moving early next year (YAY!!!) and that needs lots of saving, I have a Disneyland trip over the summer with a friend, going to NYC next year during the winter, spending money for Taylor swift concert next year, etc! Plus just saving in general! :)

✨ the biggest thing I bought myself for a holiday treat was a quest 2 VR system!!!!! That is getting delivered today!!!!! I am SO freaking excited!!!!! I have really gotten into gaming since being essentially on bed rest and it helps pass the time… but it’s also become a genuine hobby! I am loving Pokémon violet and then I got Pokémon shield and have been playing the two. And then I wanted the virtual reality system bc getting to be fully immersed in the games is amazing and escaping entirely to a new world… I need that right now lol

✨ I bought thea a new hammock since her old one broke way earlier this year. She got upgraded to a double decker lol

✨ on an iced coffee kick and not complaining about it!! I am trying to make coffee at home versus buying Starbucks to save money, and one of my New Year’s resolutions is to only get Starbucks twice a week! And then make coffee every other day! And these iced coffee nespresso pods are making that easy to happen lol!

✨ spending some time doodling my own little cute anime-esque characters; meet Kipper haha

✨ the day after Christmas I came down with the flu and so I’ve been in bed most of the day for the past two days now. But tbh I’ve needed the rest, I’m just bummed I feel shitty during it. But at least today I’m feeling better than yesterday!

✨ I’m going to a friends beach house tomorrow for the weekend in celebration of New Years. I’m chugging DayQuil like it’s water (haha jk.. sorta) and hopefully I only feel better as each day comes! 🤞

✨ ordered myself some sushi for lunch since my throat isn’t on fire like it was yesterday, thank god!! And then all I’ve done today is play the switch, draw, have the show Wednesday on in the background (last episode is playing now… sooo that’s seven hours later lol 😅) and began reading my new book “Remarkably Bright Creatures” which is so good so far but I can tell it’s going to be a sad one 💔

✨ Well, I hope you’re all doing good, that you had a nice holiday and the new year is good to you!!!

#me #life #personal #runner #running #recovery #mental health #post undergrad life #career #post college #Wednesday #yoga #anxiety #depression #thea #yogi #Christmas 2022 #new year 2022

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megan-loves-surveys · 26 days

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#24.

Last time you went on a rollercoaster: Last year when I went to Armageddon with my boyfriend, they had rides there and we went on the coaster.

Whose birthday is next, out of all the people you know? My boyfriend's, he's in May.

Would you eat a live cockroach if it made you a millionaire? Depends how much of a millionaire, lol.

Who do you think about most? My boyfriend and Jon Moxley xD

Do you have embarrassing parents? Not really, my parents are cool. Especially my Mum, all my friends love her haha.

Are you any good at writing? I like to think so.

What’s something that really matters to you? Music.

Do you prefer bar or liquid soap? Liquid.

Do you have high or low self esteem levels? In between.

Do you like mint or orange flavored chocolate? Orange is great, mint not so much.

How often do you get spots? Like, pimples? I get the occasional one, I'm clear probably like 90% of the time these days.

Do you prefer instrumental songs or ones with lyrics? Both! I love video game music, which is instrumental, but I love lyrics too of course.

Do you carry a bag around with you often? What does it look like? Yep, it's a green handbag, I got it like a month ago. It's so cool.

Name one of your favorite memories. So many to pick from, but I'll go with the entire trip to Orlando for Wrestlemania 33 cos the resort we stayed in was amazing (it had the nicest pool I've ever seen), we went to the WWE Performance Center (the tours to there are rare and expensive to get tickets to), I met a bunch of wrestlers (including Mox, my fave <3), we sat second row at Mania itself, we also had amazing tickets for all the other shows (including front row for Smackdown!), we did a bunch of tourist stuff and the weather was gorgeous. An all round perfect holiday.

Have you ever had braces? Do you need them? No.

Are you a subscriber to any magazines? Which? No. I used to subscribe to WWE Magazine but they stopped making it.

What is something you want but can’t afford to buy? All the Converse I want xD

Do you usually eat wheat bread or white bread, or are you gluten-free? Wheat.

Which lost friend do you most wish you could be friends with again? None if you mean 'lost' as in friends I just stopped talking to, but if you mean in general, then Zoe cos she passed away.

Do you think you would be happier if you had more money? Definitely.

What is something currently on your wishlist from Etsy? -

Is there a Target near you? We don't have it in NZ.

Which is closest to you: Target, Walmart, Kmart, or Meijer? We only have Kmart of those.

Who do you go to when you’re lonely? Or what do you do when you’re lonely? Depends.

What do you dislike about the house you live in? The complex next door is full of annoying people, the neighbours right next to us in there have 3 kids and they're loud little shits lol.

Have you ever been clubbing? Did you have fun? Yep, it's fun.

Have you ever volunteered? Yes. I've done data entry for a few charities in the past and that.

What holidays do you celebrate? Christmas & Easter.

Do you have a best friend? How long have you known them? Yep, I've known her since high school.

How often do you take selfies? It depends, sometimes loads, sometimes not that much.

What was your favorite way to spend a summer day as a kid? Playing outside, riding my bike with these girls who lived down the street from me etc.

Do you have any uncommon interests or hobbies? Depends what you consider unusual.

Have you ever drank so much that you passed out? No.

What is your favorite way to eat rice? (white, steamed, fried, brown, sweetened…) I love cheesy rice and rice with curry.

What’s your favorite horror movie? The Ring.

Have you ever had to have a tooth cut out? Yes.

What video games did you play when you were growing up? All the old school DOS games cos I'm a 90s kid - Doom, Wolfenstein 3D, Secret Agent, Crystal Caves, Commander Keen etc. All the platform games!

What pet names do you use for your friends/loved ones? I call my boyfriend babe and baby xD

What’s your favourite Disney movie? None.

Do you prefer regular or diet soft drinks? I only drink Coke Zero Sugar, so I guess the diet ones lol.

Have you ever met someone in person who you first met on the internet? Do you have plans to do that anytime soon? Yep, loads of times.

Are you a fan of garlic bread? Hell yes, gimme garlic bread.

Have you ever wanted to be vegetarian or vegan? No.

What is your boss’s (or school principal’s) name? His name's Oliver.

Do you like eggnog? I've never had it.

Do you know anyone with celiac disease? No.

Are you and your best friend complete opposites? In a lot of ways, yes. But in other ways, we're similar.

If you were to write a novel, what would it be about? A murder mystery or something.

Are you currently pretending to be someone’s friend? No.

Have you ever had a serious issue involving your eyes? My eyesight just sucks, especially my left eye, it's super blurry. Last time I got my eyes tested, they said my left eye got a tiny bit better... but my right eye got worse! SMH :/

Do you have sensitive teeth? Sorta.

What are your views on our current president? -

What is your biggest responsibility in your household? Paying bills.

Who did you last worry about and why? Myself tbh lol.

When was the last time you ate/drank something gross just to be polite? I can't do this. Depending how well I know the person, I'll just tell them I can't eat it and take what I can eat and have that. Otherwise I'll just say I'm not hungry and eat later.

Do you have a mouse for your laptop? (Assuming you have a laptop) Yep, a wireless one. It's a bit broken though, the middle scroll wheel doesn't click that well anymore.

What was your high school mascot? Lion.

What was your first job? Data entry.

Do you remember your first time? Yep.

Favourite home-cooked meal growing up? Bacon & egg pie.

What is something you don’t have any natural talent for? Maths and anything musical lol.

How do you feel about your body? It's pretty good, just need to lose my belly fat.

What are three things you like that are blue? My hair, water and denim.

What is one sad song that you enjoy listening to? Oh, there's loads.

Do you like butterflies? Love them.

Do you prefer to read fiction or non-fiction? Both.

If you have a significant other, what is his/her name? Will.

Have you ever had to use a wheelchair? Yep, when I broke my femur.

Have you ever been pulled over by a cop? No.

What are three things you would change about your body if you could? Flat stomach, longer thicker hair and feet 1 size bigger.

Who was the last person who gave you a hug? My boyfriend.

Have you ever questioned your gender? No.

What is your favorite thing to do in the snow? -

Have you ever swam in the ocean? Yes.

What were three of your favorite things to do at recess as a kid? Pretend to be popstars with my friends, play cards and just hang around and chat.

What is one thing you’ve gotten for free on your birthday? Starbucks xD

Have you ever been to Tennessee, USA? No.

What are some things that fascinate you? Geography, glitches, scams/scammers and true crime.

What did you last remember dreaming about? Hmm, not sure.

What did you last watch on TV? Big Bang Theory last night during dinner.

What is one of your toxic traits? I procrastinate.

Have you ever found a skeleton while outside? No.

Do you like meatball subs? Never had one.

What is your favorite smell on earth? Fresh bread.

If you have a sib, do you call him/her “brother” or “sister” sometimes? -

Did you ever collect stickers? I did and I still have them all! I had one particular book that I never used the stickers in them, I just collected them cos they were pretty ones. The rest I used on all sorts of shit lol.

Have you been baptized in any religious tradition? No.

Do you love the smell of sunblock? No, it smells weird.

What was the last upsetting thing that happened to you? Some bitch at work was talking down to me and treating me like shit cos we were having computer issues (the fucking reception computer strikes again...) and I couldn't check on her case for her. She basically said I was worthless cos I was "just the reception girl" and insinuated I slept with my boss to get my job. I was getting so annoyed at her and was about to snap when one of my coworkers who is super protective of everyone in the office rescued me and told the woman to fuck off.

What was the last thing you ordered from Starbucks? I got a mocha java chip frappe from there yesterday.

Do you trust your doctor? I don't have a regular doctor, when I go to the clinic I just see whoever is available.

Do you ever question if your mother loves you? Never, I know she loves me more than anything <3

What is missing in your life? Travel. I miss it.

What is your favorite type of Lunchables? Never had them.

What is the worst medication side effect you’ve ever had? Diarrhea and a bad rash. Ew.

What is your favorite thing to order at Taco Bell? I've only eaten there once or twice.

What church do you go to? -

Do you take risks often? Depends.

The last time you ate leftovers, what was it that you were eating? Pasta bake, I always have it for dinner then eat the rest the next day, I just warm it up in the microwave at work lol.

What was the last flavor of ice cream you ate? Chocolate.

What is your favorite song at the moment? Girls Aloud - Disco Bunny

What is one thing you have too much of? Hmm.

What type of fruit do you eat the most? Kiwifruit probably.

Would you rather eat strawberries or watermelon? I like both, but more strawberries.

Do you prefer hamburgers or hot dogs? The burgers.

How far away do you live from the place where you were born? I live in the same city as I was born.

If you buried a time capsule, what would you put in it? Hmm.

Describe your clothing style in three words: Wrestling, short and comfy.

What’s something you want to do more often? Travel.

Who is your favorite YouTuber? Call Me Kevin. He's hilarious, plays all sorts of games and he seems like he'd be the nicest person to know.

Do you believe in soulmates? Yes.

What band or artist do you think is overrated? I think Beyoncé is quite talented, but man her fans act like she's god.

What’s something untrue that you believed for a long time? Dunno.

Did you skateboard when you were younger? No.

Have you ever won a contest? Oh, loads. I have a knack for winning things lol. The biggest I've won is a trip to Los Angeles to attend WWE Summerslam where we got flights, a fancy hotel, tickets to the PPV and tickets to a meet and greet event. It fucking ruled. Then there was the time I won the top prize at a stand at a fair where you chose envelopes with numbers in it and my number was for a gigantic hamper xD I've also won smaller things like CDs, DVDs, posters, expensive earphones, plushies, giftcards and the like. The last thing was a 6 month subscription to a magazine website from the McDonalds Monopoly game, it was worth like 100 bucks lol.

What’s something weird you’ve eaten? Dunno.

Who is someone you would like to get to know better? Wrestlers xD

When’s that last time you saw snow? 2015 when I was in the USA, it was all piled up on the sides of the roads in Boston.

Who are the 3 people you love the most? My parents and my boyfriend.

Last person you slept in the same bed with? My boyfriend.

Have you recently been sick? No.

Would you marry someone if they were unable to have sex? I don't want to get married...

Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds? Sure.

Last reason you went to the ER? I got hit by a car and broke my shoulder.

What facial cleanser do you use? I use one for acne on occasion, but only if it gets bad which doesn't happen much.

Have you ever cheated on the significant other that you have now? Noooooo.

Do your parents like your boyfriend/girlfriend? Yep. My Mum was a bit iffy on him at first cos she thought he was too old for me, but he's super charming and won her over quick, she loves him now xD My Dad liked him pretty much instantly.

What was the last fruit or vegetable you chopped/sliced up? Dunno.

Does the last person whose house you were at like anyone? Me lol.

Do you tend to talk on the phone a lot? No, only at work haha. My boyfriend and friends mostly text me or message me online lol.

What turns you on the most? Oh, loads of things.

Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? Yep.

Have you ever suspected anyone of cheating on you? I knew they did, one of my friends saw them and immediately told me.

Ever get caught doing something naughty with your boyfriend/girlfriend? Yep xD One of his friends walked in on us, we all just died laughing.

Do you use q-tips to clean your ears? No.

Have you ever swam with dolphins? No.

If you/your gf became pregnant accidentally, would you consider abortion? Without a doubt. I don't want kids and I don't want to be pregnant.

What was the last candy you ate? Haribo.

Do you like zombie movies? They're fine.

What’s the grossest/worst thing you’ve ever seen in a public restroom? Blood everywhere.

Have you ever volunteered in a hospital? If not, would you ever want to? No.

How do you feel about runny egg yolks? The best! Hard egg yolk is so disappointing.

Have you ever hidden a relationship from your family? Yes, my first boyfriend cos I was 14 and wasn't allowed to date yet lol.

Who was the worst friend you ever had? Hmm.

When was the last time you made plans with someone? What are you going to do with that person? My Mum and I made plans to go to the Easter Show, then my boyfriend said he'd tag along as well lol.

Are you close to your extended family? Do you wish you were closer? No.

While on the road, do you play any road games? Sure.

Have you ever picked apples before? No.

Are you scared of semi-trucks? Especially when you’re driving next to one? Dunno tbh.

Do you have a fence? No, we have a stone wall around the back and side of our house, and the front is part of a gigantic open carpark in our complex.

If you have any pets, do you talk to them in a baby voice? I don't have pets, but I talk to every cat I see like that xD

Who was the last person to comfort you? My boyfriend.

Do you think that in the end, everything will fall into place? Who knows.

What was the last thing you swallowed? Water.

Do you like cats? Cats are my favourite animal, I love them so much <3

On a scale of one to ten how much do looks matter to you? 5 or 6.

What are you listening to? Little Mix - Notice

What’s the closest pink object to you? A hairtie.

Are you afraid of thunderstorms? Not at all.

Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy? No, but I am happier with my boyfriend lol.

How much effort did you put into your last relationship? Last one, not that much. Current one, a lot.

Do you have impulse control? Sometimes I don't lol, I think when I'm out I wanna get fast food and I can't resist.

Would you do anything on a dare? Not anything.

#survey #surveys #personal survey #random survey

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wheelsondeck · 2 months

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Torrie Wilson the professional wrestler, personal trainer and model.

You can thank Wikipedia for that one. And Google search results for the images I will be using of her haha. Regular camera pictures of my real merchandise will be used too, along with screenshots from Torrie Wilson’s social media, etc. I’ve sort of built my own little collection on my other phone- a tracfone Nokia model. It’s not much but that’s sort of my point; if you have to be cheap then do it! I’m talking about your platform and resources. It’s okay to be a little crafty. You don’t always have to be official. Good luck! That’s what I’m doing to be handy with the tools I’ve got to use as I explore all this newness.

Anyway, Torrie Wilson is my favorite person in the whole world basically! Favorite WWE superstar as a diva. And probably favorite celebrity period. Definitely favorite all time professional wrestler. I figure I’d give this blog to her since she’s a big part of my story. I personally am not that great at speaking. Like Torrie, I’m a little shy. But I’ll do what I can in giving the “abouts her” or, whatever you might say, justice. She reminds me a lot of myself when I explore her on social media. It’s very refreshing because I already like Torrie so much. I guess you could call me a mark. Torrie might as well be the real life Barbie doll I never really let go of as a little child. I play with her all the time.

Fitness is pretty much her life. I’ve always looked up to Torrie for fitspiration and motivational talk ever since times got challenging in my life with the human trafficking. Torrie has actually spoken up pro in anti human trafficking. That’s really cool. She’s always bringing up a good point. Too many for me to keep track of honestly. But they are strong points I believe in wholeheartedly and could see myself saying, that I hold onto subconsciously. I do similar work that Torrie does but I’ve been stuck on working on myself first and foremost. So for now I choose to just live by it and practice the preach. Live by light. Being spiritual is something Torrie Wilson is about too. Star seeds you might call us. Spreading the good vibes and tapping into that let loose way of delivering the message with positivity is just a little something the soul’s love to cater to those seeking the guidance does for the world that needs it. But she’s very straightforward. Works out like super serious. I should know, I’ve done a fitness challenge Torrie Wilson hosted when she did work with this group called Sage Spot. One of many project gigs picked up by Torrie. I think that’s what she does in life but with many of them. Always something new and refreshing every so often with her. I haven’t taken advantage of all the different fitness and professional wrestling stuff she’s offered since leaving WWE because I hadn’t the time or the money to get involved. I’m trying to play catch up with the fitness work out stuff. WWE, I haven’t got to see any of Torrie’s recent matches and appearances except for what YouTube barely has plus her first Royal Rumble match and some of the hall of fame speech from the induction in 2019.

With a nearly ten year career before making some rare appearances in WWE later, Torrie Wilson still shares entertaining moments that are so sexy and fun for me to watch even to this day. Known for not being the best wrestler but more eye candy and valeting, Torrie has a certain value to her that makes her one of a kind in the industry. That’s why I think she made an epic hall of famer! There’s so much more to know about this woman but I’m not going to pretend I can run through everything, at least not right away.

I’m applying some life coaching out of my human trafficking drama. And part of the human trafficking drama was to be a success story from a possible nice comeback into the entertainment industry through professional wrestling as I’m a former sports entertainer for a brief time in my life. My peak was in Los Angeles when I had an opportunity to impress WWE as I was under their radar unofficially being trained by former WWE superstar Brian Kendrick. It was there I found myself remembering how much I loved Torrie Wilson and actually found her (and Barbie Blank fka Kelly Kelly) to be the one inspiring piece of the business I needed to envision myself as I would present myself for business proposals to continue with my shot for a WWE tryout. But I got lost in the human trafficking scene.

I tended to look up to Torrie Wilson’s storylines for a relation that felt compatible and out of anybody, it just happened to be her. My favorite all time wrestler. It’s the perfection in her storylines and character that made me feel like I had a mirror to help keep me going strong as I went through some real trials after I left Los Angeles. I was learning more about the truths of true love and where the heart is in a home. While continuing to be me. And because of who Torrie Wilson is, I can basically say I stayed true to me and I am just like her with no apologies. Same drama as her WWE career in many ways. Very pretty. Maybe I’ll tell you about WCW someday.

I couldn’t have a story in mind for Wheels On Deck without Torrie either, obviously. That’s why you’ll see her in my blogs and social media so much. I’ve got this! I’m Torrie Wilson haha! To a core. Wheels On Deck been in the works much like I have as I’ve been holding onto myself and applying myself to my obstacles and fun. But facing the challenges and the drama is the fun I wrestle with anyway. Much like it’s fun to start this blog but I am so not a writer normally so this is taking much effort!

But the story has to start somewhere, right? Plus I’m having to get use to calling myself Barbie boy out loud. That way this whole concept will eventually catch on. Especially for what’s confidential. That world “confidential” is inspired and comes from a WWE episode of a show called Confidential that really made me tell myself “she’s the one I admire!” when I first started watching WWE and got to see more of Torrie. It was her life before she became famous. And this was only a brush of who she is and what the two time Playboy cover girl was about. I tried to mention most what IS the general information off the top of my head as you’re only getting hints of me too in the beginning of Wheels On Deck. It’s part of the sorority/fraternity rules that I came up with in my concept of fun as I go in the current moments. It’s all a little silly but that’s to keep this world a little carefree. But yeah, Torrie Wilson is the one I play with in Wheels On Deck. Thanks for touring.

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