#in a church no less!

[fucklestat]

Lestat’s reaction to Louis drinking his blood.

#iwtv #iwtvedit #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #lestat de lioncourt #lestatdelioncourtedit #loustat #honestly it's a good thing they didn't bring the camera into focus on him bc i would not have made it out alive #anyway congrats to louis for sucking this atheist bitch off so good that he creamed his pants and saw god #in a church no less! #*gif #*iwtv

[nokmietarchive]

I also compiled the ROTTMNT: Wedding Crashers clips. I tried to prioritize better quality so it's a little all over the place. This is just for media archival purposes. If anyone has any cleaner or additional clips let me know and I'll be happy to throw them in!

#wedding crashers #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #storyboards #rottmnt storyboards #videos #media archival #theres an additional clip of the church getting blasted around i couldnt find the place for..most likely as the ghost couple kicks raphs as #considering how eps are usually like less than 10 minutes this is a majority of the ep right here #i feel like the worlds worst taxidermiest #so fucked up we didnt get to see ghost pepper cook shes awesome

[canarybell]

Stumbled upon another "Crowley is always the one saving Aziraphale, when will Aziraphale save Crowley for a change?" post.

And my only question was, did I just Imagine these moments or what?....

#good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens s2 #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #yep it might be less in a quantity sense #but both of these moments are about Aziraphale literally saving Crowley's life #like not just saving him from discorporation (which is nasty but far from being deadly) or cleaning his clothes from a stain #but rescuing Crowley from Hell's punishment in S2E4 and saving him from danger of robbing a church (which could get Crowley killed) in S1E3 #Say whatever you want about Aziraphale #but stating 'he never saved Crowley on screen throughout two seasons" is just factual inaccuracy

[leroibobo]

the armenian cathedral of the assumption of mary in lviv, ukraine. it was built in the late 14th century by an armenian merchant who modeled it on the cathedral of ani, the seat of the armenian catholicos from the mid 10th-11th centuries. armenians have maintained a consistent presence in ukraine and eastern europe in general since at least medieval times.

#ukraine #armenia #architecture #interior #worship #christian #my posts #probably just gonna post less often and consider myself not on a break #or still be on break #who knows lol #also yes i picked that pic because it had the :) and <3 tagged on the building #say what u want about graffiti but i think thats an appropriate thing to tag on a church

[cannibalmapleshade]

eve, first woman

#squirrelflight #squirrelstar #thunderclan #leaders #deputies #warrior cats #wc #warrior cats designs #wc designs #starclan #i made a religious connection between her and leafpool and eve and mary from the bible #eve is often viewed as the less desirable woman and unholy by the church and more earthly #and that just really reminds me of squirrelflight in a way #anyways wont go too indepth cuz aint nobody reading allat #hc time #i hc shes more tom boyish than feminine cuz i love viewing her as a tomboy its cute #also hc she just wears her fur/hair like that just cuz it looks cool and shes been doing it since she was an apprentice #shes also bigger than leafpool in my mind cuz i think its cute #hc voices i have for her are cake the cat or nicki minaj its just the vibes they give are so squirrelflightcore #i just really love squirrelflight i used to hate her for like no reason but now i love her

[mother-rhoyne]

The first gen Of Targaryens born after the Dance is such a mid-life crisis for the dynasty as a whole. Are you more "let's get crazy let's grab every opportunity follow our hearts we're 150 years young 🤪" (Aegon Daeron Daena) or are you "welp we've lost everything we based our personality on time to rebuild our sense of self entirely around whichever higher power makes us feel superior to the dirty youngins 🙏" (Rhaena Baelor Naerys Aemon)

#and then there's Elaena who actually embraces getting old you go girl you're too good for them #Aemon's higher power is less religion and more like. Duty and institution. #he's not going to church seven times a week but he does have a thin blue line sticker on his car #Aegon IV Targaryen #Daeron I Targaryen #Daena Targaryen #Rhaena Targaryen (daughter of Daenaera) #Baelor I Targaryen #Aemon Targaryen (son of Viserys) #Naerys Targaryen

[canisalbus]

For how much Machete is described by others as off-putting, he really is a beautiful dog. Does Vasco ever tell him so? That his eyes make him look earnest, his fur the most comforting shade of white like cream, the way his ears catch light like stained glass? If someone doesn't tell him so, he'd forever think he was ugliest duckling

I think Vasco definitely tries, sincerely and often, but Machete is very reluctant to accept compliments and positive feedback. Especially if it's about something as personal and innate as his looks.

#he quietly spends a lot of time and effort trying to make himself look his best so appearances aren't a trivial thing for him #he's always very clean and neat and presentable #except on those occasions when he's soaked in blood but that's totally besides the point #white fur is kind of high maintenance any tiny bit of dirt or staining becomes an eyesore and if it dries it may be hard to remove #he bathes very frequently way more than average considering the time period #some of the outfits he wears are worth more than the combined lifetime earnings of like six generations of his family #silk was outrageously expensive and the brightest red dye came from pulverized cochineal insects that had to be imported from America #which had been colonized less than a century ago so those tiny little cactus bugs were really troublesome to get and the demand was huge #he doesn't quite have the nerve to wear perfume despite it's widespread popularity at the time #but he makes sure the smell of frankincense burned during church services sticks to his fur and clothes #in general when you spend your entire life around strict emotionally congested highly religious men #you might not end up developing a very healthy self-esteem or body image #once you've internalized that sense of inferiority it's hard to unlearn it #he's so thirsty for approval and praise but when he receives some he immediately gets uncomfortable and distrustful and vaguely angry #he absolutely struggles to compliment people back as well at least on any meaningful and personal level so there's that #answered #anonymous #Machete

[gabe-lovebot]

hah...... *severs your divine light*

#it's sunday everyone remember to go to church and pray to the lord 🙏 #every time i draw an angel they have less and less clothes on #he was going to be wearing his full set of armor without the cape but i #i uh #i can explain #(lying) #yes this was inspired by the cunty councilor post by shit imagines #i checked tumblr when i was done with the sketch to take a break and i saw crawler drew something similar as well #crawler if you see this 🤝 #my doodles #ultrakill #councilor #councilor ultrakill #suggestive

[purpleshadow-star]

It's Valentines Day but it's also Ash Wednesday so uhh... some headcanons about that second thing.

Tilda wasn't super religious, but she'd drag Aaron to church every so often when he was growing up

After Tilda, Aaron doesn't actively practice religion much, but he'll do some things like get ashes on Ash Wednesday and observe lent

Nicky and Renee go to get their ashes together every year with a silent Aaron grumpily tagging along

They go in the morning after morning work out, but before their classes start, so once afternoon practice is over, they all end up with just a smudge of black on their foreheads

After living with Aaron and Nicky and a few other Christian households over the years, Andrew has gotten into the habit of not eating meat on Fridays during lent

Abby is also Christian, but she doesn't go to Church much and gets her ashes at a separate time than the Foxes

During lent, Abby will sometimes invite the Foxes over to her house for a seafood dinner on Fridays

Abby doesn't usually give anything up for lent, but Renee, Nicky and Aaron do

The girls' last year before they graduate, Renee gives up sweets for lent, and Andrew makes sure to eat twice the amount of candy around her just to be annoying

Nicky gives up alcohol and complains at least five times a day (and almost gives in on some particularly hard nights), but he manages to make it to the end without giving in

Andrew suggests that Aaron give up Katelyn for lent during a joint session with Bee, and he is not amused

Aaron ends up giving up video games, and he complains about it just as much as Nicky complains about the alcohol, but he also makes it to the end without giving in

Andrew walks into practice on Ash Wednesday and tells Wymack in a deadpan voice that he gave up exy for lent so he can't play. Wymack knows Andrew doesn't observe lent and makes him change out with everyone else, but Neil cracks up at the incredulous look Wymack has for the second before he calls Andrew out on it and that makes the extra lap (that Andrew doesn't actually do) worth it to Andrew

Neil makes a joke about Andrew giving up ice cream even though he knows Andrew doesn't officially observe lent, and Andrew doesn't talk to him for five hours out of spite

#i only briefly mentioned it but i have FEELINGS bout aaron passively practicing religion #like he grew up with it and now he'll do some things but he doesnt actively go to church or pray regularly or anything #not me projecting onto aaron again lol #but i feel like nicky would also be more passive than renee but less passive than aaron bc luther was much more religious #i like to think nicky came to peace with his religion even after growing up the way he did and being sent to a religious conversation camp #so he doesnt go to church every sunday but he still has faith #that's my hc for him #i also like the idea of other religious people on the team who dont really call any attention to it so i picked abby for this instance #im very much projecting into some of these hcs oops #oh well #aftg #all for the game #nicky hemmick #renee walker #aaron minyard #abby winfield #the foxes #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #nora sakavic #the foxhole court #aftg hc #aftg headcanon #all for the game headcanon #all for the game hc #also in high school i def made a joke about giving up the sport i played for lent to my coach and he found it funny

[reineyday]

okay, so i was thinking about a mishanks demon/priest au.

if mihawk is the priest and shanks is the demon, then my thoughts are that mihawk is the best exorcist in the world, and ends up on assignment to exorcise one of the four reigning demons out in the human realm, dubbed emperors by the supernatural community. except when he gets there, it becomes clear that at least this one demon emperor is more than he appears, and that the ethics surrounding this entire community--including the people mihawk works for--are questionable at best. they fight, mihawk acknowledges how thrilling it is to find an equal in one of the emperors of hell, and they uncover a sordid plot together. all very action-drama-mystery-intrigue-love story.

but if shanks is the priest and mihawk is the demon, then i think shanks would get sent to kuraigana to bless the grounds of the castle there (possibly as a punishment from garp who is annoyed with shanks at introducing some questionable moral concepts to his grandkid, or on a dare from benn and yasopp that he wouldnt be able to), and instead comes across the presiding demon who's been living there for the last three centuries, and perhaps even his two demonic charges (a ghost demon from thriller bark and the fabled demon of the east, on a mentorship for whatever reason). and it would just be a comedy of shanks trying to subtly get into the pants of--and even, god(lol) forbid, date--a demon under the guise of trying to exorcise him, and mihawk being very, very annoyed at the handsome priest trying to convert his castle home into some sort of church. (shanks is a priest because he's good at it, not because he believes in everything being preached haha.)

#rei rambles #the brain rot i have for these two is unbelievable #mishanks #akataka #by priest im thinking more the dnd sense and less the catholic church sense btw #well for shanks. mihawk can be extremely roman-catholic if he's the priest actually. #would probably add to the drama #i think itd be funny if in the au where shanks is the priest mihawk as the demon actually sports more church imagery than shanks does #shanks rolls up to kuraigana castle in loose robes and comes across a well-kempt man with a cross on his chest and sharp feature #and another cross-shaped sword on his back and a throne room maybe with a large crucifix or something as well as a coffin #and shanks falls in love with him and hiw extra this guy is #and then the guy reveals he's a demon and shanks unilaterally decides it's too late he's in love no take-backs #i digress #long post

[hipstersoulgushers]

Blue team out here doing their blue nonsense

#rvb #michael j caboose #lavernius tucker #agent washington #david washington #epsilon #leonard l church #blue team #red vs blue #hipstersoulgushers art #my art #ive been on a big drawing kick #also the offical blue team is so fucking small #red team is twice the size they just have less plot reliant guys

[starleska]

convinced that the Doctor started looking into alternative forms of science/physics because he faced off with the Toymaker again. i think that after feeling so helpless when exposed to the Toymaker's reality-bending powers, learning the language of rope and the science of luck and coincidence are the Doctor's preparation to fight the Toymaker's legions (whoever the might be). these may be the Doctor's best weapons against the Toymaker and other beings which don't conform to the laws of the primary universe 👀

#this is feeding into my desire for the Toymaker's influence to have a serious impact on Fifteen's stories for a while #that we're experiencing this pivot towards fantasy because the Doctor is learning to work with play #and other non- or less-scientific rules structures #the toymaker #the doctor #fifteenth doctor #the church on ruby road #doctor who #doctor who spoilers #the church on ruby road spoilers #dw #dw spoilers #starleskatalks

[bloodfreak-boyking]

both graduating with honors from "how to look at your brother" school

#on the church steps no less #even in a house of god incest prevails #emma rewatches spn #2x13 houses of the holy #spn #wincest #samdean

[january-summers]

Hmmm, what's new in Plot Bunny Land today?

Pre-series canon divergence where Epsilon's self-destruction left Wash in a vegetative state, his brain is completely intact physically, but it's a case of the lights are on and no one is home.

Not one to waste resources, Director decides to use Wash's empty brain to house Alpha instead of Private Jimmy. And Alpha creates a version of himself that blends what little is left of his own sense of self with the remnant memories of Agent Washington.

So Alpha wakes up in Blood Gulch convinced he's David Church, Dr Leonard Church's son and Agent Carolina's older brother and he worked for Project Freelancer in Command and oh god oh fuck oh NO, he's responsible for his sister's death. His father had him reassigned to the backwater Blood Gulch outpost as punishment because Alpha David is still his son but Director cannot even look at him right now.

(Worse, he thinks he got his sister killed because he was distracted by an affair/breakup with Agent Texas. Allison Beth, he calls her Beth, it's her middle name and she honestly preferred it and Allison was his mother's name.)

And Florida Butch Flowers thinks: good enough.

(There's still huge gaps, but Butch manages to convince him it's from brain damage when the MOI went down, so Church rolls with it.)

Except Wash isn't gone. He was just recovering.

Tucker has many concerns about his team, his CO is... certainly something, and he's convinced Church has a split personality disorder he doesn't seem aware of.

Church's ability to hit a target with a gun is inversely proportional to how much of a prick he's being. (or: Wash can hit his target, Church still cannot.)

Caboose likes Church. All of him. The nice-ish one and the mean one and the psychotic one. All Churches are good Churches and shall be his Best Friend. Yes.

(Wash is trying not to lose himself to the trauma Epsilon left behind, tries to cling to the outgoing and social person he was before, but sometimes he just really wants to do a violence. There's nothing wrong with that.)

Obviously Wash does not die by friendly fire, but he does maybe get severely injured which still prompts additional Freelancer backup.

Freelancer reactions start with "Oh, so this is where they hid Alpha" (for those in the know) to "Why does Church seems so familiar at times? ... HOLY FUCK WHAT DID THEY DO TO WASH?!?!"

Florida's survival is optional. Options are Optional.

(Ohhhh, Florida having Wash's emp unit in case of absolute emergencies.)

#rvb #red vs blue #leonard church #agent washington #more plot bunny nonsense I have not the spoons to write #I actually have another similar au floating around that has even less than this ^ #it's literally just: Epsilon and Wash blend during the initial implantation because Wash's brain brains weird #and they think they're one and the same person now #they can't tell where one begins and the other ends

[2sw]

You got to wake up. because if you don't, then trying to keep that dream alive will destroy you! It'll destroy everything!

Supernatural S8E08 Hunteri Heroici ( + S8E06 Southern Comfort )

#sam winchester #spn 8x08 #spn 8x06 #s8 #gifs #I wish they had actually shown how Sam dealt with his grief after s7 #but it's not that hard to understand why he didn't try harder to find Dean #It was just too much for him. He was left all alone in the world #Bobby was already dead at that point #Dean and Cas disappeared before his eyes (he probably thought they were dead. certainly didn't know they were in purgatory) #and the king of hell took Kevin #Isn't it obvious why he was running from all of it and trying to hold on to something? it was too much for anyone to go through alone #I'm saying it wasn't the best thing to do but totally understandable #(and what's so criminal about trying to make his life less miserable anyway??) #the sad thing is almost every choice he made while running from the burden of reality turned into messes #He had to leave the woman he loves and now his brother trusts a vampire over him #All of that piled up and weighed down on him #It made him question his self-worth #And that insecurity led him to the church in the season finale (not to mention the whole “I'm not clean” thing) #and even after s8... oh I can't do this rn. I'm sad again

[setaflow]

So I saw (2our)dust last night and I had a thought

#Fall Out Boy #So Much for (2our) dust #So I actually had a lot of fun at this show despite my friends and I's less-than-stellar seats #It was a good setlist and a fun time and they did some awesome numbers despite Patrick (by his own admission) being drugged up on Dayquil #But as a lowkey MANIA defender them playing NO MANIA songs was really funny to me #I of course know their setlist varies from city to city but if they played Church I would've thrown myself into the crowd from section 217 #They busted out the piano once and I was like 'oh okay they'll do Last of the-- NOPE it was a cover of Don't Stop Me Now #Anyway it was a joy overall and they played Disloyal Order of Water Buffalos so really that's all that matters #Seta Speaks #Seta memes #This is the most time I've ever spent on a meme that's going to get <15 notes lol