#imagine if it were dogs

[insufferablefirehazard]

#vegan #veganism #anti vegan #anti vegans #happy farmers #animal farming #agriculture #youtube comment #animals #imagine if it were dogs

[ink-the-artist]

Paleolithic humans

Been meaning to make art of early humans for a while and these in particular were greatly inspired by this article:

#ask to tag #these are just bits of the article go to the link to read the full thing #the look of the dogs is prob not very accurate lol i tried to go for something wolf-like but clearly not a wolf #i imagine there were prehistoric dogs that would be patient with children back then. hence the second illustration :) #art #illustration #colored pencil #paleolithic #dogs #animal death

[vinyldiskk]

shiraseposting

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd 15 #bsd stormbringer #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #bsd shirase #shirachuu #soukoku #in my head chuuya had a crush on shirase that didnt go anywhere because they were oyung and stupid #and i think its really funny conceptually because dazai would hate it #just. just imagine it. its so funny #his type is red flags #btw im a shirase apologist im just painting him badly for comedy

[lucky-clover-gazette]

HIS HEAD SPINS AS HE WATCHES THE DOG

#also is that a small smile? i could be imagining it #i feel like he has more subtle passive emotions in this one #i’ve noticed certain animations i’m pretty sure were not in botw #totk #not a spoiler you know there are dogs in this game

[pormegranate]

Girls! Girls! Girls! Girls!

#didnt actually change their designs much because i cant imagine either of them having like super long hair or something #atsushi gets a bow though cause it's cute #man i love yuri i wish women were real #fem atsushi #fem akutagawa #akutagawa ryuunosuke #atsushi nakajima #bsd #bungou stray dogs #shin soukoku #sskk

[ijustthinkhesneat]

I’m an Alfred/Martha/Thomas truther. Like Alfred is a baddie in his 80s you all know he must have been a slice back in the day. And it is canon Martha and Thomas were smoke shows.

Like let hot people get it. Let hot men kiss while their wife turns mobsters kneecaps into flour with a baseball bat.

#I feel like with all those portraits in the manor teenage Bruce must have had that weird moment when he was like #‘why were my parents hotter than me at 16?’ #y’all know what I mean you find a photo of like your grandparents when they were young and you have to know why your so crusty #but like nope apparently grandpa was an absolute chad #Bruce Wayne #Martha Wayne #Thomas Wayne #alfred pennyworth #I bet Martha was dog walking those men #her British Twink and Italian Bodybuilder #batman #batfam #like and imagine the kids reaction #they find a candid shot of young Alfred making out with Grandpa Tom? #they can’t handle the idea of Alfred getting so much play #rip to Martha and Thomas they are eating ass and smoking grass with the angels now #it’s for the best #the Gotham rogues would be found scalped if they were still kicking #gotham #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #tim drake #dc batman

[etrevil]

Them fr

Dazai's the type of person who'd ask, "Would you still love me even if I was worm 🥺? Or if I never existed at all."

#imagining the amount of times dazai would 'question' chuuya's love. chuuya would just have a voice recorded response by then #'yes shitty dazai I'd still love you even if you were a worm. or if you never existed' #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd manga #soukoku #bsd soukoku #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #bsd dazai #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya

[spacedace]

The Bats give the Supers Scary Dog Privileges the same way the Supers give the Bats Scary Dog Privileges.

Each side gets away with their respecrive bullshit in some part thanks to the looming figure just behind them giving an "I fucking dare you" glare to their enemies.

(Both sides are unaware of this, in the instances where they feel they need Scary Dog Privileges, they go hide behind their respective Wonder/Amazon Warrior)

#batfam #superfam #wonderfam #batman #superman #wonder woman #jason todd #Bizarro #dc artemis #artemis dc #tim drake #connor kent #kon el kent #cassie sandsmark #damian wayne #jon kent #jon el kent #and uh i don't know if they have an Amazon to hide behind so lets say its a 50/50 split between hiding behind Talia & Lois #also don't think Dick and Kara are each others respective bat/super but imagine both rightly go diving behind Donna when they need to #Wally and Dick don't give each other Scary Dog Privileges but do give each other's enemies nightmares when they realize they were each so #much worse than just a Scary Dog could ever be #they give each other calls at 3am saying they need an alibi and the other agrees without asking a single question

[thefirstknife]

New article with more details (from Jason Schreier who first broke the story). If you can't see it, I'll copy the whole text under read more.

About 100 employees were laid off in total (8%) and one of the main reasons listed is "underperformance," "sharp drop in popularity" and "poor reception of Lightfall."

So you know when for the last year and a half content creators have been shitting and pissing on the game as a full-time job and the amount of negativity and ragebait content became the only thing to make content about for them? Well they certainly won't take the blame, but I will let it be known. These people either don't understand the influence they have or they do and they're doing it on purpose, and I don't know which of these two options is worse, but I am 100% confident that their campaign of rage and hate contributed to this.

You don't base your entire community around constantly hating everything about the only game you play (despite clearly not enjoying it anymore) and somehow avoid galvanising thousands and thousands of people into perceiving the game negatively. Imagine being employees who have barely worked there for 2 years and the only community reception they've seen is 24/7 hate train for their work and then they get fired because of "poor reception" and "drop in popularity." How can they not take that personally? I am absolutely devastated for these people who delievered a banger product and who were met with an unrelenting barrage of toxic gamer children which ended up having more sway over their boss than them.

Which brings me to the next bit and that's FUCK THE CEO. He is now my mortal enemy #1. I am projecting psychic blasts directly into his brain. What an absolute spineless coward who is more willing to bow down to fucking gamers than to protect his own employees. This is absolutely rage inducing because this has happened before. From the article from 2021 about the toxic culture at Bungie:

Reading this shit from the new article absolutely fucking sent me into blind rage because I immediately remembered this. Another instance of employees suffering because of comments on reddit. And because of toxic players. And proof that leadership is not protecting employees and is instead siding with players.

Match made in heaven. Asshole gamer content creators and asshole CEOs, all of whom sit at home on piles of money made from someone else's labour. I hope they all explode. None of the people that worked on this game deserve this.

Another article with an infuriating comment from the CEO:

In an internal town hall meeting addressing a Monday round of layoffs that impacted multiple departments, Bungie CEO Pete Parsons allegedly told remaining employees that the company had kept “the right people” to continue work on Destiny 2.

"Kept the right people." Really. Veteran composers weren't the right people? Die!

Bloomberg article in full:

Bungie’s decision to cut an estimated 100 jobs from its staff of about 1,200 followed dire management warnings earlier this month of a sharp drop in the popularity of its flagship video game Destiny 2. Just two weeks ago, executives at the Sony-owned game developer told employees that revenue was running 45% below projections for the year, according to people who attended the meeting. Chief Executive Officer Pete Parsons pinned the big miss on weak player retention for Destiny 2, which has faced a poor reception since the release of its latest expansion, Lightfall. The next expansion, The Final Shape, was getting good — not great feedback — and management told those present that they planned to push back the release to June 2024 from February, according the people, who asked not to be identified because they weren’t authorized to speak publicly. The additional time would give developers a chance to improve the product. In the meantime, Parsons told staff Bungie would be cutting costs, such as for travel, as well as implementing salary and hiring freezes, the people said. Everyone would have to work together to weather the storm, he said, leaving employees feeling determined to do whatever was needed to get revenue back up. But on Monday morning the news got worse: Dozens of staffers woke up to mysterious 15-minute meetings that had been placed on their calendars, which they soon learned were part of a mass layoff. Bungie laid off around 8% of its employees, according to documentation reviewed by Bloomberg. Bungie didn’t respond to requests for comment. Employees who were let go will receive at least three months of severance and three months of Bungie-paid COBRA health insurance, although other benefits, such as expense reimbursements, ended Monday, sending some staff racing to submit their receipts. Laid-off staffers will also receive prorated bonuses, although those who were on a vesting schedule following Sony Group Corp.’s acquisition of Bungie in January 2022 will lose any shares that weren’t vested as of next month. The layoffs are part of a larger money-saving initiative at Sony’s PlayStation unit, which has also cut employees at studios such as Naughty Dog, Media Molecule and its San Mateo office. TD Cowen analyst Doug Creutz wrote in a report Monday that “events over the last few days lead us to believe that PlayStation is undergoing a restructuring.” PlayStation president Jim Ryan announced last month that he plans to resign. Many of the layoffs at Bungie affected the company’s support departments, such as community management and publishing. Remaining Bungie staff were informed that some of those areas will be outsourced moving forward.

#destiny 2 #bungie #long post #and like i don't care what's anyone's opinion on lightfall. it doesn't matter #the expansion is fine. there's some bad shit in there as there is in every expansion #literally nothing on this earth was so bad to deserve the amount of vitriol that lightfall got #it was purely motivated by hate and rage from people who have clearly lost their interest in the game a long time ago #no one else normal enough would respond even to a weaker expansion this way. and lightfall wasn't even weaker #literally nothing ever released in destiny deserves to have comments bad enough to end up affecting employees #there's been some bad expansions/dlcs/seasons. whatever. none of them were like... gollum level. not even close #people genuinely treated lightfall like it personally killed their dog. it was insane. the reaction to it was insane. #it stemmed from people who should have stopped playing a long time ago and stopped being content creators for one game #i can't even properly explain just how long and tireless the ragebait content campaign for destiny has been #opening youtube and seeing 10 videos in a row of just complaining and bitching #opening twitter and seeing thousands upon thousands of posts and comments dedicated solely to hating the game #imagine being an employee trying to maintain some communication with the community #hippy was relentlessly bullied by people I've seen suddenly lamenting that she was fired. you caused this #they will never accept even a miniscule portion of the blame for this ofc. they will just keep claiming they don't have that influence #but they do. it's been proven years ago. in the same way #community comments DO reach devs and community comments DO influence what happens to them and the game #'the event is bad' 'meta is bad' 'pvp is bad' 'raid is bad' 'story is bad' stop playing. no longer asking. #it's a video game. if you hate it stop playing. you don't have to justify it to hundreds of thousands of people and take them with you #especially when it leads to employees taking the fall #so to all content creators who are appalled and baffled after spending 2 years hating the game: you did this. #and to the ceo even more: explode into dust and be forgotten

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 37

This is just a silly one

The box ghost is attacking the league. Dc is in a different dimension for this so they don’t have the proper weaponry. The ghosts are immune to standard magic and just turn intangible for any attack.

So over powered.

Danny is riding cujo like a horse. Cujo is in big guard dog mode. In comes Danny riding his dog just pointing a thermos at boxy and sucking him in.

Danny also has a cowboy hat on. And just tips it at them saying your welcome as cujo takes off.

Too bad either krypto, Titus, or Ace are there. Idk if there are other hero’s dogs. Those are just the ones i know.

When one of the dogs bark at Cujo. Cujo just goes back into puppy mode cause he wants to play now. He’s bored of being a horse.

This leaves Danny sitting on the ground in front of the league.

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #justice league #cujo #if the JLD were there they could handle it #they just aren’t #cujo just wanted to play #Danny just wanted to mess around with boxy for making him leave the dimension #imagine getting stopped by a child riding a giant dog #it would be funny #i do think Danny would give tips on non harmful containment #just in case another portal opened #he could be human in this #could be ghost #it box ghost #so he could handle him either way #Danny teases the league for not being able to handle boxy

[screwpinecaprice]

Got a freeform connverse ko-fi request, baby!

I mean, the request was them doing something cute as a couple, but almost same thing.

Thank you for the tip and request, Alphasun! 😁

#connverse #Steven Quartz Universe #Connie Maheswaran #thylacine #Imagine not being remembered by the world as the boy who saved Earth but the one who accidentally found a thylacine because he thought it #was a dog #my shiz #su #comic #my comic #I wanted the lack of dialogue and be more implied what they were doing as a couple. #Tho if I didn't actually make it clear enough: #They're celebrating something together. Most likely an anniversary. And they surprised each other fur babies. #I don't know if I'm going to headcanon but sometimes I think Connie is a little more of a dog person? #Like. She likes animals in general. #But I wonder if dogcopter would influence her or she liked dogcopter because dog. #Anyway. Steven being practically all about cats she didn't expect a dog from him. #PS though. If you're going to adopt a pet with someone #you should talk about it to them first before bringing the animal in. #doodles for tips

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

Fyodor dragging Chuuya to Mersault… which is in Europe…Adam!!! come get your son!!!!

#the stormbringer gang about to reunite #imagine being shirase and not seeing chuuya since you were forced out of Japan at age 16 #and then suddenly the world goes to shit and there are vampires everywhere #and you turn a corner and BOOM #Chuuya AND Dazai at the scene!! #he would immediately be like ‘now what the fuck did you two do this time?!’ #bsd #bsd manga spoilers #bungo stray dogs #bsd chuuya #skk #soukoku #bsd stormbringer #bsd adam #bsd dazai

[add1ctedt0you]

One of my unpopular opinion is that we have been robbed of jiang cheng and jin zixuan' friendship

#They would be so fun/awkward /cringe together lol #I think they were friends of sort #They have a lot in common! #They want jyl's happiness #They love jl #They both like dogs #They are sect heir who can understand each other's burdens #They are grown with bad parents with a lot of issues and have adopted/ half brother #They are awkward kids lol #So I imagine them taking care of jl while jyl rests #And they talk shit of every sect leaders and then decide to buy new clothes #They would be so much fun with their bitchy faces and bitchy opinions #i will die on this hill #jc is in some way also jzx's widow in canon for a reason guys #jin zixuan #Jiang cheng #Mdzs

[setsunasknife]

Sarada: Mama, what was Papa like as a teenager?

Sakura: *Blank stares for a moment remembering when Sasuke was a literal terrorist* He was….passionate…about his goals?

Sarada: You seem unsure? *Looks over to Sasuke*

Sasuke: A problem. I was a problem.

Sakura: *Whispers to Sarada* He was a handsome problem.

#sasusaku #sakura uchiha #sarada uchiha #sasuke uchiha #I imagine Sasuke like a dog who’s owner keeps chasing his to come back inside but he keeps bolting at the last second #Naruto and Sakura are the owners and they were batting a thousand

[heckyeahponyscans]

#mlp #My Little Pony #g1 #g2 #g3 #g3.5 #g4 #g4.5 #g5 #I had to think about this a while #personally my answer is no they are not dolls #it's true they were designed to be played with 'as if' they were dolls #like they are portrayed as intelligent creatures who talk #not mere pets #but that is also the case with Fluppy Dogs and Pound Puppies: they talked and even had fashion packs #and they are always called stuffed animals not dolls #I had a bunch of little cheap plastic zoo animals growing up (you know the kind) #and I gave them human personalities and imagined them talking and having adventures #but I wouldn't consider them dolls; I'd call them animal figures or just 'plastic animals' #to me 'doll' implies human or at least human looking (could be an alien or a monster or have a dog head like Pinkie Cooper etc) #but most importantly if someone says 'I wasn't into dolls as a kid; I was only into My Little Ponies' #you instantly understand what they mean #whereas if someone said 'I wasn't into dolls as a kid; I was only into Barbie' you'd be like 'wait what'

[filledtothebrimothy]

Akutagawa keeping his promise to Atsushi and not killing anyone is SO FUNNY. Like, he literally leads most, if not all, of the combat unit in the ENTIRE MAFIA and he won’t kill a single person bc some guy he “hates” told him not to

#imagine​ you betray the mafia and the infamous hellhound finds you and doesnt kill you #like wdym this terrifying monster is sparing me #i bet his subordinates were so confused #HE’S probably just as confused #not to mention hes a vampire now too #akutagawa just has a lot going on #bsd #bsd spoilers #bsd akutagawa #akutagawa #ryuunosuke akutagawa #akutagawa ryuunosuke #sskk if you squint #bungo stray dogs