#it would be funny

[musicfeedsmysoul12]

Not Sober Ideas: the Simple ones

1. Okay so the video of the guys with nunchucks and pizza dough. Izuku is Lunch Rush’s nephew and he's inherited a food based quirks and can actually use food as weapons. He uses pizza dough like the spinning thing to deflect, loaves of bread as clubs, jams as bombs to make people stick to the ground. Just the image of Izuki dressed in a chef based hero outfit using these weapons is hilarious. I'm honestly saying Sato/Izuku would be endgame and Fatgum goes: DIBS at the sports festival.

2. Izuku whose Quirk is he knows EXACTLY where he is, and the exact path to get to anywhere. Useful, but it's a power that has him be like a GPS according to everyone. However Izuku, overhearing a couple of cops talk about a missing person suddenly knows where she is. He goes right up to them, explains his Quirk and how- then BOOM. Girl is saved, and his name ends up in the papers.

This would get attention from more unsavoury people… if the local heroes didn't go: hey this kid is gold and keep him. I mean, a lot of the more minor local heroes deal with missing persons or missing items. And the underground heroes find that just asking this kid for directions works. Izuku does charge for it (Inko caught wind and made the heroes pay). It's all fun and games and Izuku ropes in people to train him to.

Then one day a man shows up. A very muscular man wearing a hat and sunglasses. He asks after a man named All for One. Izuku tells him.

A few months later a short man comes around and asks the same thing. Izuku tells him.

For once it's not what anyone wanted to hear.

3. Izuku has the power to attract hot objects toward him BUT it's only things he himself can lift. Que a training montage of him getting stronger and stronger so he can lift things. He then gets OFA later and his power goes up drastically.

Of course it has to be hot things. So he needs a partner. Cue Todoroki who wants to fuck over his dad willingly becoming Izuku’s sidekick. His job it to make things hit enough for Izuku’s power to call it to him.

They're a great team and piss off Endeavour all the time!!!

#bnha #bnha au #not sober ideas #izuku the foodie #he loves food #happily cooking away #izuku the GPS #cause yeah that's him #surprise you didn't kill AFO #luckily they can hunt him down again #it sparks a ‘keep away’ with Izuku being in protective custody and a few actual fights #of them tossing the kid around #izuku the… I got nothing #it would be funny #todoroki is an eternal sidekick #he loves it #these are the simpler ones #just needed minor editing #but the others… #note to self stop using text to speech

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

Jason Kicks down Dick’s apartment door with a duffle bag in hand: turns out it’s not going to work out with Danny.

Dick about to enjoy some Chinese: oh no I thought you were really into him.

Jason, sitting down with a huff: I am but it’s just not going to work out.

Dick: what happened jason?

Jason: I fucked up that’s what.

Jason: he kissed me.

Jason: and afterwards, I panicked

Jason: and, just exclaimed “golly!”

Dick, trying to not keep a straight face:…

Jason: I exclaimed it very loudly..

Dick: oh jason-

Jason clutching a pillow: I can’t step foot into crime alley again Dick, I’m going to have to burn my bridges, start over-

Dick, lightly chuckling: it’s not that bad-!

Jason, into the pillow: just put me back into my casket!!

#dp x dc #writing prompt #danny fenton #jason todd #dc x dp #shipping #dead on main #jason is dying of embarrasment #don’t worry Danny found it cute #not a lot dating chances when you run an gang #just though #it would be funny #if jason’s first reaction to being kissed was just #golly

[little-pondhead]

#pondhead rambles #british royal family #uk politics #it would be funny #you know it would be

[the-sword-lesbian]

Okay Stardew Valley peeps hear me out.

I know a lot of us like to use the farmhand cabins for extra storage. And with the introduction of 8 person multiplayer that means you can now put 7!!! farmhand cabins on your farm.

But I’m still going somewhere with this.

So they added some new cabin designs so that everyone doesn’t have to have the same look if they don’t want it.

And this

Is one of the new “cabin” designs.

So what I’m saying is we should plot out a corner of our farms with 7 of these and decorate it like a trailer park.

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv 1.6 #sdv shitpost #i am like half serious though #it would be funny

[possuminnit]

i hope tommyinnit says faggot live before ranboo does

#it would be funny #possuminnit.thoughts

[science-lings]

AU where Phoenix is a drama teacher and Edgeworth is an English teacher and they’re both really weird about Shakespeare

Or

drama teacher!Phoenix and dance teacher! Edgeworth have to work together for a high school play without trying to kill each other (it gets real fuckin close)

#I’ve seen Phoenix as an art teacher which is great but that guy would make an excellent drama teacher #he’s so silly #the essence of narumitsu is giving these guys essentially the same job but keeping them as petty haters #also I feel like only the gayest people are drama and English teachers #anyway every AU where phoenix is doing theater stuff is my favorite #I think that he and Trucy would bond over being performers and I kinda want to have fun with it rather than be sad with it #I think they should join a community theater program and not tell anyone during the 7yg #it would be funny #narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #ace attorney #edit: I haven’t been in any sort of theatre program in like a decade and I miss it

[awkwardpossum0]

#U guys like the one high effort shot #My least favorite part to draw #Was the #WHAT WAS THAT? #It looks so goofy #Too goofy for me #Legend initially gets mad #But then realizes that Sky #Is way too casual about it lmao #Like dam bro #U just gonna go back to sleep huh? #It would be funny #To see what y'all think Sky's nightmare was about #art #the legend of zelda #digital art #linked universe #linked universe au #lu sky #lu legend

[ajihaew]

family photo

#aitsf #ai the somnium files #aitsf spoilers #saito sejima #iris sagan #uru somezuki #and. well. i didn't think it was worth the tag #ai the somnium files spoilers #aini spoilers #art #i think iris should have a turtleneck as part of her design because #it would be funny #but i also have a lot of complaints about iris' character design.

[wonkieloser]

I only ship this because i know Branch would be piss.

#trolls fleek #trolls floyd #trolls creek #im sorry branvh #it would be funny

[gaudiest-hubris]

btw for those that missed the roasting of tubbo his friends basically called him a horny party animal with zero consideration for the time of day who would/has shagged everyone remotely male looking that breathes in his area

#tubbo #Personally I felt the roasts were a bit mid #Chat could have done better #But no one else in chat was saying that #If even an ounce of what was said was accurate 2020 uwu tubbo fans would die of a heart attack #I hope it’s true #It would be funny

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 37

This is just a silly one

The box ghost is attacking the league. Dc is in a different dimension for this so they don’t have the proper weaponry. The ghosts are immune to standard magic and just turn intangible for any attack.

So over powered.

Danny is riding cujo like a horse. Cujo is in big guard dog mode. In comes Danny riding his dog just pointing a thermos at boxy and sucking him in.

Danny also has a cowboy hat on. And just tips it at them saying your welcome as cujo takes off.

Too bad either krypto, Titus, or Ace are there. Idk if there are other hero’s dogs. Those are just the ones i know.

When one of the dogs bark at Cujo. Cujo just goes back into puppy mode cause he wants to play now. He’s bored of being a horse.

This leaves Danny sitting on the ground in front of the league.

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #justice league #cujo #if the JLD were there they could handle it #they just aren’t #cujo just wanted to play #Danny just wanted to mess around with boxy for making him leave the dimension #imagine getting stopped by a child riding a giant dog #it would be funny #i do think Danny would give tips on non harmful containment #just in case another portal opened #he could be human in this #could be ghost #it box ghost #so he could handle him either way #Danny teases the league for not being able to handle boxy

[wandixx]

About Amity black out, movie style

It's a great idea, I like it as a way to explain why JL never came to checki it out/why Amity Park never asked for help if we go with two way route.

But.

There is no wall that's perfect. And whoever had put up a black out (probably before JL was formed or else older people would probably try to contact them after bigger attack) had to know this. Some info would slip and if it was truly iron curtain, no info in or out, people would realize something was of.

So they did they best to filter out stuff that people shouldn't know, i.e. heroes and later, ghosts.

And if some article or message somehow slipped through anyway?

It's about movie. It's a way to sell a new superhero/supernatural movie.

I remember few years ago I watched YouTube video about movie from late 90' or early 00' that was announced like this. I'm, like, 70% sure it was "Blair Witch Project' but I have no idea. Point is, instead of trailers or anything like that, marketing team or whoever got this idea started making articles and stuff around the internet about things that happened in the movie/were clearly connected, framing it as a truth. A lot of people bought it. Actors weren't well known at the time so before premiere they went missing for like two weeks or so.

Whoever put a black out around Amity does the same but in reverse. If some smallest bit of truth gets past their defences, they put all their efforts into making it look like innovative marketing idea though with not as great execution since it's obviously a marketing trick.

Unless someone who shouldn't met hero/ghost on their vacation out/in the city, they could assume that this place is milking this upcoming movie like a golden cow or something. In some circumstances, even meeting the hero/ghost could not break their belief.

I'm not sure how to go about when ghosts affected world outside, like Ember or Undergrowth thing (though, in YJ cartoon was this thing about Poison Ivy getting some boost and sending some weird plants all around the world maybe it happened at the similar time and they never realized there were two plant villains at that time, idk, I know norhing more about these fights other than that these two things happened xD). I'm sure someone with actual knowledge about both universes would manage to find something

But yeah, that's the idea. Every info about JL and hero/villain bullshit looks like movie trailers in Amity while ghost mess when it happens, looks the same to the rest of the world.

Up to you is how the containment is breached (though, how about it's not Bats or Constantine? I like them lot but maybe let's give others time to shine)

#dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #dcxdp #though this way it wouldn't be GIW to install black out #they would be to late for the game #it would probably only work with the 'Amity is social experiment' idea i saw somewhere but of course won't find again because #tumblr searh is a nightmare and a half #who knows maybe evil organization ™ makes movie or two out of footage from different fights to prove their point #it would be funny #i think #alright I'm rambling it's clearly a time when i should finish #have a nice day dear stranger who got to this part

[layraket]

duo beating me up because i didn't say good morning in gerudo property

i had fun doing the desing, he would be around teaching people the other races language just to make things easier for them

#heroic quest: learn every language from duo #it would be funny #imagine going around talking to random people just to prove that you know their language #and duo behind you watching your progress in silence #yeah it would be cool #tloz #loz rito #totk #tears of the kingdom #layraket art #duolingo art #duolingo owl #duolingo

[moo9395]

Guys we need to convince Skizz and Tango to invite Jimmy and Scar into the Heart Foundation.

They would be the wettest of cats.

#life series #traffic smp #jimmy solidarity #tangotek #goodtimeswithscar #skizzleman #secret life #trafficblr #traffic series #traffic life #traffic life series #please #it would be funny #also ranchers reunion #and the nicknames #Jimmy jiggles and scarface #that’s adorable #they would steal our hearts

[teecupangel]

Dc x Ac Crossover idea

Desmond survived the solar flare and thru events become bruce Waynes sugarbaby

Feel free to ignore just thought it might be an interesting concept

To make this easier for us, we’ll have Desmond transported into the DC world after the Solar Flare. This way, we don’t have to make an excuse why the other DC superheroes couldn’t do something about the Solar Flare or how they learned about it too late.

Or… you know… we can have Desmond meet Batman because the Justice League was able to stop the Solar Flare and that leads to Batman learning about the Grand Temple and meeting Desmond.

Anyway, regardless of how it’s done, the main setup would be that Desmond would set up shop in Gotham because it’s more of his alley. The rogue gallery there is something he can manage and Gotham is under Batman’s purview so he doesn’t normally have to deal with the other DC characters… normally.

In this situation, Desmond would not know anything about Batman or DC as his world doesn’t have DC comics. So when he meets Bruce Wayne in a gala or something where he’s working as the bartender, he just thought of him as a charming rich dude.

A charming rich dude that he sucked off during his break.

But that’s about it.

Then, a few weeks later, Bruce Wayne comes into his bar and they talk…

He serves him drinks and one of his “we have no menu you eat what I want to cook for the day” meal…

They fucked in the small apartment he has above the bar…

Bruce Wayne leaves and Desmond thought that would be the end of it.

He wasn’t expecting anything from Bruce.

And he’s trying to keep a low profile as he build up his information network so he can plan how to to be an Assassin in Gotham without making a mistake that will shatter the order holding Gotham if he was to start building his Brotherhood.

Then…

Bruce Wayne visited his bar once again (always while it was closed) and…

Things spiral from there.

At first, Desmond assumed they were fuck buddies which he didn’t mind.

Then…

Bruce started giving him expensive gifts and Desmond can’t say no, not when his Bleed of Ezio has given him a taste of how nice it was to have expensive good quality things…

And then…

Bruce started taking him to places… high quality hotels… restaurants that need reservation for months just to get in…

Vacation spots that needs them having to use Bruce’s private jet…

It was only when he finally met one of Bruce’s sons, Damien Wayne, who calls him ‘father’s paramour’ that he realized…

Holy shit.

He was Bruce Wayne’s sugar baby.

.

.

On the other side of this story is Bruce who had been surprised (and enjoyed) by the blowjob and had only done a cursory check of Desmond’s identity because… well… he has a history for romancing people who would stab him in the back later on and…

… came up blank.

Desmond has an identity, sure, but it was fake.

Before that…

There was nothing.

So he went to the bar to investigate further and…

They fucked in Desmond’s place above the bar.

After that…

Bruce started to visit to keep an eye on him.

He started to feel bad because he was having sex with someone who doesn’t know he was trying to figure out their real identity (especially when Desmond seems so earnest about how he appreciates Bruce’s visits) so he started… giving him gifts as a way of apologizing without really apologizing.

Then he started taking Desmond out, starting with Gotham to check if Desmond is okay being seen with him then…

He started bringing Desmond to other places, trying to check if anyone would recognize him some way or another.

And feel bad because he is making Desmond bait for whatever past he was trying to hide.

Until Damien called Desmond ‘father’s paramour’ and Bruce realized…

He was too deep in this that he cannot tell Desmond the truth in fear of Desmond leaving him and no longer even caring what past Desmond is hiding.

… oh.

He was in love.

… well, fuck.

#it would be funny #if the dc world turns out to be #a world where desmond let the world burn #and from the ashes #they rebuild history and such #so the league of assassins are actually the organization juno and minerva warned him about #and maybe they recognize desmond as the father of understanding #lollol #anyway #ask and answer #assassin's creed #desmond miles #bruce wayne #batman #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed #fic idea: batman #fic idea: crossover

[science-lings]

I just think that when Wild meets up with the chain post-totk and they ask him about his missing (or zonai) arm, he has to start out with something like 'Well, you know that guy you guys talked about all the time? yeah I met Ganondorf and I don't think he liked me very much...'

#it would set time and twi and wind off #it would be funny #he also high fives wind and joins the 'stabbed ganondorf in the forehead' club #they are the only members #linked universe #totk spoilers #lu totk #lu wild #linked universe wild