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#im turning 18 next week what the fuck is wrong with me
k1ngj0ve · 1 year
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in regards to the picky eater test: i actually feel in my heart like i eat lots of foods but the reality is that the foods i wont/dont/rarely eat are put in EVERY recipe it seems like. so for example generally i dont like cheese in most situations and every fucking recipe is gooey cheese. i dont like pork so any pork meal it out, i dont like beef 99% of the time so most of those go out, i dont like chicken if its wet so all that goes out too
i like... ingredients.... ill eat a block of sharp cheddar but i dont want it IN anything. ill eat a can of fruit but dont fucking put it in a pie because i cant stand hot fruit.
foods that i think werent on the list that i fucking hate: fucking octopus and clams and scallops.
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hermoglobiini · 1 year
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rafeandonlyrafe · 1 month
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warnings: 18+ only, smut, p in v sex, unprotected sex, established relationship, rough-ish sex (like not really by tumblr standards lol), lingerie
you admire yourself in the mirror, turning around to make sure every strap is in place across your back.
it's not quite your two year anniversary with rafe, it's about a week away, but when you got the lingerie in the mail, you couldn't wait to put it on and surprise him with it.
you take a sip of water as you meander around the upstairs, waiting for your boyfriend to return home.
the second you hear the door open, you rush back into your bedroom, placing yourself on the edge of the bed, back pin straight and chest pushed forward, showing off your barely covered chest, nipples poking through the lace.
you can hear rafes heavy footsteps coming up the stairs, not immediately calling out for you like he normally does. it's the first sign that something is wrong.
“rafey-” you pout when he comes into the doorway, his large figure taking up most of the space, a scowl on his face, hands clenched tight in fists.
“im-im sorry.” you shake your head, trying to cover yourself the best you can. “clearly you had a bad day at work and this was stupid of me-”
rafe cuts you off, suddenly tearing off his jacket and stomping the rest of the way to you. you can feel his scowl still on his face as he kisses you, hot and hard.
his hands begin to explore, not gentle, gliding touches, but grabs and squeezes, feeling up your chest before dropping down to your ass.
you gasp when he delivers a sudden smack to your bum, but rafe just uses your open mouth as an opportunity to plunge his tongue between your lips.
rafe doesn't need to use his words for you to know what he needs at this moment. work clearly sucked, or maybe something happened with barry or his sister. you'll talk about it later. use your words to comfort him, but right now, what he needs is to seek relief in your body.
rafe pulls away from your lips, leaving you panting. he pauses for just a moment, allowing you to blink up at him, a look of pure innocence on your face opposed to his firm set brow and down turned lips.
after that moment is over, rafe begins to move quickly again, flipping you over and pushing you down face first onto the bed.
your pretty lace thong is quickly torn away, rafes large palms pushing your thighs open, viewing both your holes.
“you have while i get undressed to prepare yourself.” it's the first words rafe has spoken since you got home.
you hear him begin to undress, unbuttoning his shirt as your hand reaches down. the shirt falls to the floor as you begin to rub your clit, getting yourself wet and ready for him as he takes his belt off next.
you're significantly wetter once the last of rafes clothes have been discarded as he lines up behind him, pulling your ass right to the edge of the bed so he can remain standing, the tall mattress at a perfect height for him as his cock runs through your folds just twice before pressing against your entrance.
rafe is usually soft and sweet in this moment, slowly pushing in, pressing kisses to your skin as he tells you how good you feel, but he is not his usual self today. he plunges his cock into you in one quick motion, immediately setting a fast pace as his hips begin to thrust.
“oh fuck!” you squeal out, gripping onto the bedsheets with both hands, crying out as he obliterates you, going as deep into your cunt as your body allows.
rafe grips onto your ass, squeezing it and using your plump flesh as a hold on your body as he ravages you, focused completely on getting his sick feelings out, to put him in a better mood, a mood that allows him to kiss you gently goodnight and hold you while you sleep.
usually just looking at you would calm rafe down, but all the shit going wrong with his dealing with barry has overwhelmed him to the point of explosion.
rafe chases that relief in your pussy, grunting aggressively as he tries to move even faster, sweat dripping down his front, cresting the peak of his chest before dribbling down the contours of his abs.
rafes hands move to your thighs, lifting them up as you fall forward onto your face, moaning into the mattress as rafe groans out, your pussy feeling even tighter around his cock at this angle.
one of rafes hands runs lower down your thigh until it reaches your white knee sock, pulling the fabric back until it thwacks back against your skin, a smirk on his face.
his perfect girl, always understanding and strong, the only reason you've lasted the two years with rafe. and now, dressed up just for him.
rafe slows his hips momentarily, bending down to press a kiss between your shoulder blades. “thank you.” he manages to whisper, voice sounding vulnerable even to his ears, but it doesn't last for long as he straightens back out and picks up the pace.
you know you're close, but you're determined to hold out until rafe cums, needing your body to stay pliable and ready for however long he needs to get every drop of anger out.
rafes hands are squeezing your thighs so tightly they're sure to leave bruises in the morning. bruises that will cause your friends to giggle when you're tanning by the pool and the old ladies at the country club to gasp and whisper to each other when you don your short tennis skirt.
you don't need rafe to warn you that he's close, you can feel the way his cock begins to swell inside of your cunt, pushing further against your walls, that he's about to burst.
you allow your own orgasm to breech, screaming and moaning rafes names into the sheets as your pussy clenches around his cock.
rafe swears he sees stars from how hard his orgasm hits, body folding over yours as he cums, putting as much weight as he can into holding you down, flooding you with cum.
you both remain still as your highs work through your body until rafe slumps against you and rolls to the side.
you take another minute before picking your head up, realizing rafes eyes are closed, looking far more peaceful than when he entered.
“wanna talk about it?” you ask softly.
“in the morning.” rafe mumbles. 
you watch his face, the way his pink lips are slightly parted as he breathes, the perfect slope of his nose, his tanned skin and defined cheekbones.
“we should take a bath.” rafe says, making you blink and realize his eyes are now open, staring at you expectantly.
“yeah, sure.” you nod. “whatever you want.”
rafe gets up slowly, but not before pausing to press a soft kiss against your lips. “seriously.” he whispers. “thank you.”
you smile up at him, no words needed.
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eddiesghxst · 8 months
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ohhh the post about eddie masturbating in the bathroom was AMAZING AHHH!!
could i request something where nancy, robin, jonathan, eddie & reader are having a sleepover at steve’s & when everyone’s asleep eddie & reader get all handsy, so she jerks him & then rides him, trying to be quiet because they’re still in the same room as the others (robin sleeps with steve in his bed & jonathan, nancy & the two of you on the ground on mattresses) but at some point they move it to the bathroom just a few doors down.
in the end, steve gets woken up & catches them in the bathroom because they accidentally left the door open but they don’t notice so steve just goes back to bed traumatized for life💀😩
sorry it’s a bit long i just LOVE your writing!!
because i won't be able to get the next part of price of fame up this week, here is some spooky slut action to tithe <3
ALSO, im so sorry it took me forever to write this BUT THANK U STINK, i changed a few things around, i hope u don't mind, but here u gooo!
18+ — MINORS DNI
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It’s wrong.
What you and Eddie are doing is so wrong.
It's gross and something you would probably scrunch your nose at and fake a gag if anyone ever told you they did it. But fuck, you’d be lying if you said it isn’t turning you on to no end— Eddie’s fingers working you towards your first orgasm as your nails dig into his thighs to keep you grounded as you try to remain quiet for your sleeping friends.
The older half of the gang decided to pull a spooky night at Steve’s place, ‘This is strictly rated-R, shitheads.’ Steve explained when the younger half tried to join in. You’d all settled into Steve’s comfy basement after a long week and ran through A Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, Carrie, and endless junk food and beers before everyone slowly began to tap out.
Jonathan was the first to fall asleep, and once Nancy noticed, she went ahead and moved them to the bigger couch, where she inevitably dozed off as well. Robin was next, claiming she could feel her arteries clogging up with the amount of sugar you’d all ingested and, ‘If I die, it better be in my sleep, not watching shitty horrors with you three idiots.”
And then it was just you, Eddie, and Steve.
One thing about Eddie is when the lights go down in a room, and he’s next to you, hands will roam. Fingers will grab and squeeze at skin, caress and provoke goosebumps across your arms, and eventually sneak into sensitive areas— and it doesn’t matter who else is in the room.
You already knew where things were going when you felt Eddie’s cool rings press into the warm skin of your thigh. You had just begun the fourth movie of the night, Ghostbusters, because you claimed you needed a break from the horror movies, and Eddie couldn’t wait any longer to get his hands on you. Luckily, Eddie’s wandering hands are hidden beneath the blanket you share, so Steve is clueless about the sinful actions happening across the room.
And you were able to hold off your moans and whimpers for the most part, but Eddie was getting mean with it. Two fingers dipping in and out of your wet cunt at a painfully slow and agonizing pace that had your legs quivering. He occasionally curves his fingers up to brush up against your spot, teeth digging into his lip to hide the groan of pain when your nails dig deeper into his skin— he’s sure you’ll leave a mark. And you were doing good. 
You were doing so good.
Until Eddie added a third finger, leaning down to whisper in your ear, “Fuck sweetheart, you get any wetter than this, and I might have to fuck you now,” with an added swirl of his thumb over your clit, and you were done for.
You moan unexpectedly loud and pathetic, and anybody with common sense would know what the two of you are doing. The sweaty palm of your hand slaps over your mouth as your eyes widen in surprise, gaze snapping over to where Steve is laid back in the La-Z-Boy recliner, and from this angle, with Steve’s chair turned towards the TV, you can only see his full head of fluffy brown hair. 
You don’t want to risk it, you think. So, you curl your fingers around Eddie’s wrist and pathetically tug, “Steve,” You whisper, alerting Eddie that maybe this isn’t a good idea.
But Eddie only nuzzles his face into your neck and quickens the pace of his fingers, reveling in the soft gasp you let out as he whispers in your ear, “He’s asleep.”
You look to where Steve is sitting again, wearily searching for any signs that he might still be awake, but to your favor, you find none— and maybe you ignored the small moment where Steve shifted, but between the overwhelming feeling of Eddie’s breath on your neck and the toe-curling sensations he’s bringing between your thighs, you can’t seem to care anymore.
“I’m close,” you rush through a whispered breath, hips tilting up to meet his skilled actions. “Yeah?” He nips at your ear, and you whimper, eyes shutting. “You gonna cum on my fingers? In front of our friends, honey? You’re dirtier than I thought,” He teasingly growls the last part, licking behind your ear before sucking the tip between his lips. You pant his name, this time loud enough to cause Eddie’s hand to slap over your mouth.
“As badly as I wanna hear those pretty moans of yours, sweetheart, you need to be a little more quiet,” He whispers. You nod as best as you can, drool smearing over Eddie’s palm as you roll your hips against his palm as quietly as you can.
“Come on, baby,” Eddie encourages, calloused fingers digging into your cheeks, “Want you to cum all over my fingers like the desperate little slut you are.”
Your legs quiver at that, eyes rolling back as you begin to teeter over the edge. “Gonna take you upstairs after this so I can fuck you real good. Split you open nice and wide on my cock; you want that?” He hums, slinking his hand down to squeeze at your jaw and turn your head to where his lips catch yours as he speaks. You nod desperately and pathetically, and Eddie smiles, licking across your lips once before your eyes squeeze shut, and the dam finally breaks.
Eddie presses his lips against yours to silence your noises, which go unheard with the help of the movie playing. Eddie can feel you squeezing and pulsing around his fingers, and his cock jumps at the thought of what’s to come after he drags you out of this fucking basement.
Eddie kisses you throughout your climax, fingers gently guiding you through the hurricane of pleasure until you push him away with a whisper, “S’too much.”
Eddie lets you have it, removing his fingers from you with a lewd squelch that reaches his ears, pulling his hand out to hold it up in front of you. His fingers glisten under the TV light with your slick coating his knuckles, some dripping down onto his rings. You watch with lust-hooded eyes as he brings the soaked digits to his lips, making a show of licking up the length of them and swallowing every drop. Your cunt throbs, and you shift as his eyes meet yours.
And you don’t have to say anything because you already know, and before you know it, you’re dragging Eddie up the basement stairs with a racing heart and an aching center.
But what neither of you knows is Steve has been awake the entire time.
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mrsparrasblog · 2 months
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STRIPCLUB GHOST
I think he wouldn't go to a Stripclub in the Canon but my brain was working again lel. You can find more on my A03: Mrsparras
Moving to England to study abroad has always been your biggest dream since you were a child, so when you graduated and were old enough, you did it. You blessed Erasmus that you wouldn't have so much debt—well, at least you thought so, but in the end, you couldn't make ends meet.
So you decided to search for a job that you could do while studying that also fit with your busy schedule, so you started to work in a strip club in Soho under the promise that you would only be a waitress and nothing more.
You stood behind the bar counter wearing the skimpiest clothes you had and prepared drinks, and to your surprise, it was fun. Even watching the stripper from far away gave you straight-up BI panic; they were also beautiful and mature.
Surprisingly, you even got a lot of tips despite not dancing half-naked around the pole. The customers all called you Angel; being the youngest and most unattainable had its perks.
One day there was a new customer who wore a Ghost mask and was a brick house of a man. He was nice to you despite looking scary.
"Come on, Bunny, tell me why you are doing this," he asked while you served him a glass of his favorite Bourbon. He was nice, always left you a good tip, and was generous. So you didn't feel the urge to lie to him; why should you?
"I need to pay bills; food and rent are expensive in Manchester."
"I see," he said, leaving this time a 60-pound tip on his 18-pound Bourbon.
"Sir, it's too much."
"It isn't Bunny; buy yourself something nice with it, okay?"
And you did buy yourself a proper meal after a long time of only eating pasta with pesto, and it was delicious.
The next day, when you went to work, you got an offer from your boss: 500 pounds for a private striptease, 120 pounds more if it turns into a lapdance. You never wanted to do this; you couldn't dance, and you were insecure about your body. But it was easy money, and you could always bottom out if it was too much for you.
"The man left this costume for you behind." Your bodyguard gave you a bunny costume with bunny ears, white soft lingerie, and a bunny tail. Oh god, what a freak. Problem No. 2: It was at least 2 sizes too small, making your tits almost fall out.
You were curious to find out who specifically requested you, and when you walked into the private room, you saw Ghost. You were smiling; you knew you could trust him, and you would lie if you said you didn't develop a crush on him the last few weeks when he slowly became your regular.
"Ghost"
"Bunny"
"So, um, do you want me to dance?"
"I want you to be comfortable, but yes, I would love watching you dance."
So you began to dance awkwardly at first, but then you enjoyed it, dancing around provocatively, shaking your ass a bit in his reaction, and he enjoyed it. The half-hour stopped, and you were a bit sad.
"It was fun, Ghost."
"It was Bunny."
You thought it would be the last time you did this, but when your bodyguard told you Ghost requested you for the rest of the week, every day your vagina made this weird butterfly-clenching thing. You would dance for him every day.
So you began to dance with him every day, even being bolder and giving him a lap dance. You touched his strong abs while circling your hips around him. You were afraid that the fabric wasn't thick enough to hide your throbbing cunt.
"Love, please don't move," he whimpered.
You looked at him in confusion and asked, "Did I do something wrong?"
"Bunny, no, just don't move."
You felt his massive erection under you, and you grinded against him again. "Do you mean because of this?"
"Stop it. I don't want to use your poverty for my gain."
"Did you call me a prostitute?" You asked him, feeling completely furious, and you would have fucked him even despite the money.
"No Bunny I'm just saying you're too good for me, okay? Im a dirty man; men like me aren't made for little sweet girls like you," he said before leaving you in utter confusion, horny, and alone.
You didn't think he would return the next day, but he did, and you refused his cash this time before going to the private suite with him.
"Why do you refuse my money? You need it, and I have enough of it."
"I don't want you to see me as a prostitute."
"I could never see you as less than an angel."
This time you didn't strip for him; you just sat on his lap and talked. He told you that he works as a police officer, even though you thought this was a lie, and you told him all about your native country, how you moved here, and how you loved it.
"All I'm saying is I don't think sex is good enough to pay for it," you claimed while laughing. The erection pressing against your thighs was something you already got used to.
"Then you were with the wrong men before Bunny; sex is great."
"It's okay"
He laughed, "You never had an orgasm before ?" his fingers trailed down on the thin fabric of your pants.
You blushed immediately and shook your head, grinding against his fingers for the smallest friction.
"That explains why you are so desperate, Bunny," he chuckled and left.
The next day, one day before your day off, you went to work again, instinctively walking to the private room where he already sat, this time shirtless. He was the picture of a perfect man with strong abs, and a blonde happy trail down to his thick erection that was only covered by his briefs.
"Sit down and give me a lapdance, please, Bunny."
You sat down on him, but this time he grinded against you, not you against him. You would love that sudden change, but you were a bit mad that he left you yesterday after calling you desperate.
"Tell me you want me, and I'm all yours."
"I don't want you," you lied to him.
"I think you want this, bunny. Don't lie to yourself." He leans in close, his hot breath tickling your ear. "I can see it in your eyes. You want me to fuck you hard and make you scream."
"No"
"Yes, you do," he insists, pulling down your costume to expose your bare ass. His hand traces the crack in your ass before dipping between your cheeks, pressing against your entrance. "Admit it, bunny. You want me inside you."
"No, I don't want you," but your body betrayed your stubborn act. You were soaking wet and a moaning mess for him. He was so hot and big, and all you wanted was to let him take care of you. Let him show you what a real man is.
"Lie to me again, and I'll make sure you regret it." His fingers begin to probe, seeking entry into your tight little hole. "Tell me, bunny. Have you ever been taken like this before? Fucked raw by a real man." He laughed at you, his voice sounding mean and dominant to his usual nice behavior. Maybe he had a stressful day, but did you care about what made you so lucky today?
"Good," he growls, finally pushing past your resistance and forcing his middle finger inside you. "Because I'm going to make sure you scream for me." His other hand moves up to grope one of your breasts through the costume, pinching the nipple hard.
"Oh fuck, Ghost."
"That's it, bunny. Let me hear you," he demands, adding a second finger to stretch you wider. His thumb rubs over your hardened nipple as his fingers thrust deeper, searching for that sweet spot inside you. "You like that?"
"No," you moaned.
"Lie to me again, and I'll gag you," he warns, pulling his fingers free with a wet pop. "Now tell me the truth." He grabs your chin, forcing you to look him in the eyes. "Do you want my cock inside you?"
You were thinking of lying again only so that he could gag you, but you needed him right now more than you needed anything in your life before. "Yes"
"Good girl," he praises, lowering his mouth to capture one of your nipples in a hot, sucking kiss. His other hand slides down between your legs, rubbing against your pleading clit.
"You've never felt anything like this, bunny?" He purrs against your skin, "You just want me to shove my cock inside you and claim you as mine, don't you?" He already knew the answer, and he was determined to give you your real first orgasm.
"I never felt like this before, Ghost."
"That's right," he agrees, standing up and pushing your legs apart. His hot breath is fanning across your wet folds as he stares down at his prize. "You're going to feel even better when I'm buried balls deep inside you."
Your pussy clenched and throbbed, and now he saw the evidence of your lust.
"You see, bunny," he says with a chuckle, "your body knows what it wants." His thick cock is at your entrance now, slowly pushing inside. The head teased the tight ring of muscles before finally breaking through with a small groan from both of them.
"Oh god, it's too big." It was bigger than the dildo that you had at home, but you liked the burn and to be filled.
"That's because you've never had a real man inside you before," he growls, starting to thrust deeper. Each movement hits your sweet spot and makes your insides clench around him. "You like that, don't you? Feeling my cock stretching you out?"
"Ghost, im going to cum," you whined as he started to stroke your hard nub while he fucked you restlessly.
"Good," he says, picking up the pace. His hips slam against yours as he takes you hard and fast. The chair creaked under their combined weight. "You're mine now, bunny," he pants out between moans. "Say it."
"Im yours, Ghost," you moaned. He continued the abuse on your pleading clit, leaving soft hits on it before starting to circle it again how you liked it. He read you like a novel that needs to be analyzed. He tried to interpret every movement of yours and intesed his flicks against your clit until you finally came, screaming and crying. Your head fell against his neck, and you bit it like a feral animal. Fuck you thought what has gotten into you.
"There's my good girl," he murmurs, he leaned down to kiss you roughly. His free hand squeezes one of your breasts as his cock continues to pound into you. "This is how a real man fucks." Simon picks up the pace even more, grinding against you as his hips smack against your perfect ass.
The head of his cock hits that sweet spot inside you, again and again, sending waves of pleasure through your body. "Fuck,"
"Ghost, please." You started to whimper, being completely cock drunk.
"Please, what, bunny?" he asks between moans. His thrusts become even more erratic as he loses control. "Do you want me to cum inside you?" he asked while his eyes turned darker at the thought of claiming you as his, his little innocent bunny.
"Yes"
"Yes, bunny?" he asks teasingly. His free hand left your breast to snake down between your legs, teasing at your clit. His cock is throbbing inside you as he takes you harder than ever before.
"Yes, yes, please." You started to beg, and you felt a bit pathetic.
"Yes, what, bunny?" he asks, his voice rough with desire.
"Cum inside of me, Ghost."
"You want me to cum inside you, bunny?" he asks, his voice barely above a whisper. His thrusts become even more erratic as he nears his climax. "Tell me how much you want it."
"So much, Ghost," you whined.
"Tell me you're mine," he demands, his voice laced with need. His cock is throbbing inside you as he reaches his peak, filling you with his hot cum. "Say it, bunny." You were in orgasmic bliss, clenching around him as he erupted inside of your willing womb. You took everything of his big cock and cum so eagerly, almost greedy, afraid someone would steal it from you. I'm yours."
"Tomorrow at 8 p.m., I will pick you up; we are getting dinner."
You looked at him confused, and he only chuckled, "Did you think I fucked my perfect girl and let you leave then? No, we are going out; well, only if you want to go on a date with this old perverted dog."
"It depends on whether you are ugly behind the mask."
"Quite the opposite, love."
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sturnad · 2 months
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Pairing: y/n and Chris Sturniolo
Summary: a girl that just started working in a local cafe in her small town and a boy who just moved into her town because of his dads job.
Warnings: none
I couldnt sleep for the whole night cause I kept thinking of him. I hugged my pillow and stuffed my face in it. I let out a small sigh as i felt my eyes close. And suddenly I was asleep.
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The next day - I woke up in the morning and rubbed my eyes, back and forth. I slowly rolled out of my bed and stretched while letting out a big yawn. I spotted my clock in the corner of my eyes. "Shit-" i said as i quickly started throwing some clothes on. I had a morning shift today and totally forgot to set the alarm. I quickly got ready and rushed into my car outside. I started pulling the handle of my car door and realized i forgot my car keys in my apartment. I quickly ran into the building and went to my apartment, unlocking it aggressively. I picked up the car keys and stormed out of my apartment after locking it.
I drove off to the cafe all stressed out. When I arrived I rushed in and all of the other workers were already there. "Where have you been?" "Youre late." some said with a tone. "Im really sorry guys I totally forgot im working a morning shift today, i- im sorry.." i said while my breathing speed increased. I almost ran out of breath from all the running around. Everyone glared at me and then returned back to their work. I quickly ran to the changing room and changed in my uniform and apron. I came out and started taking some orders.
As I was cleaning up a table i noticed that boy from yesterday sitting in the corner of the cafe behind the table for two. He was with someone older, probably his father or someting. I got all flustered again just by looking at him. After I finished up with cleaning that table i walked over to them awkwardly.
"Hello, may I take your order?" i said politely while waiting patiently.
"Yes hello." his dad spoke as he cleared his throat. The boy kept glancing at me. "Im gonna have a cappuccino and a croissant" his dad said. I nodded and wrote it down. "And Ill take some waffles please" the boy said. I smiled at him as I wrote down his order.
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I made their order and brought it to their table. As I began placing the coffee on his dads side of table my hands were trembling a bit so I spilled a drop of his coffee accidentally.
"Oh shoot Im really sorry I-" before I could finish my sentence his dad yelled at me. "What the fuck. Be careful, what is wrong with you?!" I trembled at his sudden change of voice and tried apologizing even more but it made it worse. Tears started fulfilling my eyes. "Im really sorry Ill clean that up for you now.." i spoke as i stormed off to get some paper to clean the mess up. The boy started running after me..
"Hey, hold up!" he said. I turned my head around with watery eyes.
"Im so sorry about my dad, are you okay?" he spoke with concern in his eyes. "Ye-yea im fine, thanks.." i respond.
"Are you sure, you seem stressed.."
"Yeah i was just late for work today and im a bit freaked out.." i say.
"Oh.. do you need a hug?" he said. Even though he was a stranger I totally fell in love with i really needed that hug. I nodded and opened my arms for a hug. I fell into his arms, he wrapped his hands around me, patting my back. Later on we both pull away. I smiled at him and thanked him. He smiled back and calmed me down.
"Hey btw are you from around here?" I said out of curiousity. "Im asking out of curiousity, I mean its a small town so I know everyone but Ive never seen you.."
He chuckled and replied "No um me and my dad moved here a week ago cause of his job.."
"Oh thats great, do you like it here?" i asked.
"Its nice.." he nodded. "I actually go the county technical high school here in Cape May" he added.
"Really? Omg me too! How old are you?" i said with excitement.
"Im 19, you?" he responded. I said im 18.
"So were both seniors after the summer break huh?" he said flirtatiously. I nodded. "Yeah, Ill see you soon?" i asked. He nodded and winked. "Hell yeah. Im Chris btw", he smiled, i nodded.
"Im y/n" I said, he smiled and went back to his table, I came over and cleaned the mess i made before.
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After my shift i went back home and I COULD NOT WAIT for the summer break to end so I could see him again in school.. very unusal for me to think that but fuck i couldnt wait for school.
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OMGGG WHAT DO WE THINK?? I honestly dont think its that bad. PART 3 COMING OUT SOON!! Love yall <3
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taytrashmouth · 1 year
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Im not a kid Joel!
Joel miller x female reader
Description: camping out in the woods after a pretty rough escape from a group of clickers and a bloater. Joel accuses you of being a kid, another piece of cargo that had to learn when to stand back and you loose it with his constant mood and tell him just how wrong he is
TW: mentions of rape, substance abuse, murder, teen pregnancy, blood, yelling, swearing etc.
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The fire was cracking and the noise of the wind flowing through the woods made me tense.
Ellie had fallen asleep reading her comic, she had a long week, after escaping all the clickers, watching Sam and Henry die. All of it.
Joel and I stayed up, keeping watch.
“Why don’t you get to bed, I can keep watch.” Joel spoke up.
I just shook my head. “Wouldn’t be able to sleep anyway, hurts.” I pointed to the huge slit down my face, from my lip to my eye. Some raider attacked me.
There was a short silence.
“Thank you.” I spoke up. He just frowned.
“If you hadn’t have shot that clicker when I tried to save Ellie I probably would’ve been dead, we both would’ve.” I looked at his messy hair in the orange fire light and I thought about how messy my long hair looked after a couple weeks without a brush.
“Yeah well you should know when to step back.” He mumbled.
“Excuse me? I saved her.” I pointed to Ellie who was curled up in her sleeping bag.
“No you endangered her, if you hadn’t have moved in the way I would’ve had a clear shot and killed the damn thing sooner!” Joel was yelling in a hushed tone trying not to wake Ellie.
I stared at him in shock.
“You’re no better than her, you’re a kid, and you don’t know what you’re doing.”
I scoffed. “I’m 37 Joel! And might I remind you that the only reason I’m here is because Ellie is the first one in 20 years that is like me.”
I watched Joel’s eyes trail to my healed bite on my neckline.
“Why the fuck are you even mad!?”
“BECAUSE YOU COULD HAVE FUCKING DIED Y/N! And I don’t have time for your childish behavior! It’s bad enough having one of you!” Joel yelled.
I Flinched.
“Joel I am many things but a child is not one of them….I wasn’t a child when at 5 years old my dad left and I wasn’t a kid when my mom overdosed and while she was out my stepdad raped me, when I was 8, and 9 and 10 and every year after that until I was 15 and I got pregnant.”
Joel stared at me. I had tears in my eyes but my gaze never left him.
“I wasn’t a kid when I gave birth at 16 and my mom kicked me out, or when the outbreak started when I was 17, with a 1 year old and a shitty boyfriend called Dan….but I loved them both.”
Joel watched my tears fall down my face rapidly.
“And I definitely wasn’t a kid when at 18 Dan got bitten and he didn’t tell me, I woke up one night to find him chewing up my two year old, and I haven’t been childish since I put a bullet between the eyes of my baby and the man I love.”
My voice was shaking.
“Now you’re an asshole! And I don’t deny that I might not know what I’m doing but Im still alive and I’m here. So do not take whatever anger you have out on me.” I finished.
After about 10 minutes Joel spoke.
“I’m sorry y/n.”
I didn’t look up, I just started walking towards my sleeping bag.
“What was its name?” Joel asked. I stopped walking.
“His name was Joel…” I whispered.
He was quiet, probably thinking about how I complimented his name when we first met.
“I lost my kid too”
“I’m sorry.”
“First day of the outbreak, her name was Sarah.”
I turned around and sat next to him.
“I’m only mad because everyone I love, i loose and I can’t loose you too y/n- I can’t-“
“You love me?” I interrupted.
Joel just looked at me, shocked at what he had just admitted.
His eyes fell to my lips and I took that as the green light. My lips were on his, both chapped. He pulled me closer to him and my hands were in his hair and his were on my back. The kiss felt like it lasted forever before we broke apart.
“You’re still an asshole.” I sighed with a smile and for the first time since Ellie’s diarrhea joke I actually saw him smile.
We both started laughing and our foreheads were touching, looking at his every feature so close was so intense.
“For Mr tough guy your kisses are real sweet.” I joked.
“I think it’s past your bedtime.” Joel sighed.
“You’re not the boss of me.” I laughed.
“With almost 20 years between us I think I am” he gave me a look that told me he was in charge and I liked it, it made me feel a twist in my stomach that I hadn’t felt in years.
He picked me up bridal style and I laughed and kicked as he put my on my sleeping bag and kissed me so gently as he walked back to the fire holding his gun, ready to protect me, to protect Ellie.
I smiled as I stared at the stars.
“Fucking finally!” Ellie whispered next to me.
“You little shit!” I whisper yelled and she just smirked.
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nightmaree-eyess · 10 months
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Orange is the last of us pt 2
Tlou fic based on oitnb
Summary: after abby got released from prison your resentment builds
Tags: prison au, femme reader, y/n, angst
Word count: 1702
Pt 1:
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Weeks and weeks go by and the letters keep coming in from abby. You can't bring yourself to read them. Maybe you do hold grudges after all. When you look at the envelopes all you can think is she got to walk free and you're still stuck in this piece of shit with stale air that lingers and agony oozing from the walls. It's not fair but that's life. You wouldn't wish her to come back to the personification of hell though. You wouldn't wish prison on your worst enemy. A part of you wants to read the letters she sends though. Gross curiosity about how she's doing. They taunt you.
“y/n mails here” a guard hands you an envelope and it's another letter from abby. This time instead of shoving it in the endless pile in your cabinet you bring it to the cafeteria at dinner to ask Ellie about it. They have history too and maybe she'll give you some advice.
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“If i can guess what the letter says it probably says *speaking in deep voice* hey babe miss you now lemme eat your pussy” ellie makes a v with her fingers and brings it to her mouth to make a crude gesture
“I’m fucking serious ellie. I don't know what to do. I want to know if shes ok but i also dont give a fuck.” you groan
“Well which feeling is stronger? Your love or your resentment?”
And with that question you knew what you had to do
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Later that night you end up reading the letter she sent. You take a deep breath to settle your nerves. Your hands are shaking as you take the letter out from the envelope.
Dear y/n,
You probably aren't opening these or if you are, i'm sure you don't really want to hear what i have to say. I doubt if th tables were turned that i would be reading this, but on the off chance that you are still reading, i want to try and explain myself which is difficult in a letter and would be so much easier face to face (even though im terrified that theyll lock me up if i step foot in there) i know that the situation in chicago seems fucked, but i promise i was protecting you.
There was a lot going on that I wasn't able to talk to you about and if I had had even a moment alone with you before the trial, I swear I would have been completely open and honest.
The last thing I want after everything we have been through is for you to feel lied to, or used in any way y/n, i promise.
I love you,
Abby xoxo
You sit there with your mouth agape.She wants to meet in person? What else can she even say? The next morning you ask your counsellor to add Abby to your visitors list. You wanna hear what she has to say. But you also miss having her in the same room as you. You miss sneaking touches under the table and kisses at night. You even miss your mundane conversations. She has a way of making you soft.
Couple days later you call Abby to arrange a Sunday for her to come up and see you. You're nervous but also excited to see her again.
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That sunday you walk into the visitation room and there she is, sitting at the middle table and she catches your eye. You see a sparkle that wasn't there before and you're happy for her as much as you don't want to be. You give her a quick hug (which got you yelled at) and you sit across from her. Shes wearing that grey sweater that makes her muscles look so fucking good. It's your favorite sweater she owns.
“This is totally weird but, i'm in the wrong outfit”
“I like your sweater.” you reach out to touch her buff arms to just feel that she's real
“Its soft…like your resolve when you're offered a plea deal” you snided
“It came down at the very last minute, y/n. Abby sighed “And they promised me it would put Kubo away for good.”
“But it made me a perjurer and you a free woman.”
“I thought you were gonna tell the truth!” abby yelled
“And I thought you were gonna lie!” you yelled back
“What are we in a fucking novel or something?” Abby said this made you both chuckle.
“It's good to see your face”
You shake your head “I don't know what to say.”
“You have every right to be angry.” abby sits back in her chair and crosses her arms
“I don't know if I'm angry. I'm confused…by you.”
Abby chuckles “I'm confused by me, too. I'm pretty much the master of handling things completely wrong.”
“Well that's an understatement” you say flatly
“Im a fuck-up. And now i get to be a fuck-up in a shithole apartment in Queens. Too afraid to even open my curtains.” abby looks around the room and whispers
“I sleep with a gun.”
“You what?! Abby , what the hell? You're on probation.”
“There is a van parked outside my apartment everyday. He's trying to scare me. I wanna go out there with a baseball bat and smash the fucking windows in.” abby looks scared and defeated
“I should honestly start dealing again”
You look at her in disbelief
“Find a bigger, tougher new kingpin who can beat up my old kingpin”
“That's not funny” you say worryingly
“It's not a joke. What am I qualified to do? Huh? I have…I have no job. I'm scared shitless to leave my apartment. I got so used to sleeping with the lights on that I'm freaked out by the dark. My probation officer, Robert Hill, is a fucking joke. Bobby fucking Hill is my probation officer.” you guys both laugh
“King of the hill?”
“King of sitting on his fat fucking ass eating Little Debbies, hoping to bust me for some stupid infraction.” abby sighs and looks down at the table
“You'd think that part of his job would be to protect his probbies, you know?...Nobody gives a shit about ex-cons.” abby said defeated
“What are you gonna do?”
Abby sighs and presses her lips together “i'm skipping town”
“You can't”
“I don't have a choice. These people know where I live. That's why I wanted to see you. When I go, I can't come back. I have to disappear.”
You feel a sting hit the back of your eyes and everything sounds muffled.
“You- you can't leave me.” you say desperately
“y/n, i'm in danger i have no choice”
“But i dont have anyone left…”
We stare at each other, wishing it didn't have to be this way.
“I'm sorry y/n. I'm sorry for all of it. I know my track record id shit…but I really do love you.”
“Yeah well, I hate you.”
“No, you don't.”
You look down at the table to hide your tears ``no… no i don't.”
“Visiting hours are over!” a guard yells and when you get up to leave you look at her one last time because you might never be able to again.
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For the rest of the day you worry for abby. She can't be serious right? Skipping town is not the best idea but is it the only way to keep her away from Kubo and his minions? You have an idea to keep Abby from danger but it involves calling your ex fiance who slept with your best friend. He could have slept with anyone but he chose your best friend. Asshole. But he owes you at least this favor to make up for it. You would've said you were even and let it go if he didnt sleep with your best friend.
“Hey y/n” Barry picks up the phone
“Hey are you alone right now?”
“No im with holly and you're on speaker phone” holly says hi
“Ugh great, I need a favour.”
“Depends on what it is”
“I need you to call abby's parole officer and tell him shes breaking her parole”
“Why would I do that?”
“I giving you a chance to fuck over someone you hate.”
There's silence on the other end
“Fine if you won't do it holly will you?”
“Sure whats the name of her parole officer”
“Robert Hill. He works for the DOC in Queens.”
You hang up the phone cause you really dont wanna be talking to them longer than you have to. At least the plan is in motion. It might seem a little selfish and you feel a tinge of guilt but with this plan at least you know she'll be safe. You can't let her skip town, start dealing again, or have Kubo find her. So you decide to be selfish. You wish it didn't come down to this. No one deserves to be in this cease pool, especially abby. You'll be taking this to your grave.
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You're working outside today setting up for a mothers day event and the sunshine feels good on your face. The closest to freedom you have.
“Your little girlfriend is back” ellie says to me teasing
“Wha- what do you mean?”
“Yeah I saw her walking to her bunk from the intake. She looks beat up”
“I-I gotta go see her!” you start to walk away
“Inmate, get back here! You can't leave during work!” a guard yells and I slowly walk back with my hands up in surrender.
“You'll see her around. It's not like she's going anywhere.” ellie said
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After work you go back to your bunk and see that the bed is finally occupied. Could this be Abby's stuff? That has to be a coincidence right? Many girls get processed through here everyday. What are the odds this is her stuff?
“We gotta stop meeting like this” a voice behind you says.
It's Abby. Fucking. Anderson.
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sinczir · 2 years
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Okay so I saw your post about needing a Eddie request and I gotchu rn. I’ve been trying to write with this storyline for weeks but I can’t finish it for some reason and I have a feeling you can do it better.
it’s kinda a dom!reader x sub!eddie type thing BARE WITH ME HERE
Basically Eddie and reader are dating and at school that day, reader hears someone in the halls talking about how Chrissy was seen by his trailer and then later that day in the cafeteria reader thinks she saw Eddie and Chrissy making fuck me eyes at each other. (Obviously she’s just being jealous and delusional but she doesn’t know that). Later eddie goes to her house just to see her and he realizes that’s she’s being quiet and is giving him the cold shoulder. Which leads to a argument and about what she saw then eddie telling her it wasn’t true and Chrissy was only there for weed and just reassuring reader that she’s the only one he loves. Reader is still angry so while they’re making out that leads to sex and she’s the dom so she’s taking out her emotions on him a bit (he’s consenting tho, nothing dubious here) but she’s calling him names which he loves so damn much and she’s degrading him and riding his face blah blah blah I think you get it from here but yeah. This is long as shit I’m sorry😭
Okay... I LOVE THIS IDEA, let me give it a go. 18+ cw: smut, jealous!reader, sub!Eddie, Dom!reader, making out, unprotected sex, arguing, hint of mean!reader, degrading, grinding, names used (slut, bitch, whore etc” pet names “baby, love, sweetheart”, mention of drugs, faceriding.
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Majority Hellfire were chatting about the next campaign while eating lunch at our usual spot in the cafeteria. You had stopped at your locker to grab your lunch and your belongings for your upcoming lesson. You had met Robin and walked the remaining distance to the cafeteria with her, chit-chatting while you overheard some of the fellow students engaging in gossip. It wasn't until Eddie and Chrissy were mentioned that you gave it any thought. "Have you heard?",  "Chrissy was seen at Eddie's place yesterday, I wonder what they were doing.". "Doesn’t Eddie have a girlfriend?" She said in a way that made it clear she was speaking to you, you and Robin walked faster to get away from the gossip.
"Okay, what did I just hear?" You panicked, tears welling up in your eyes, wondering if Eddie had been having an affair with Chrissy behind your back. Robin is holding you as you start to cry as she consoles you. " Hey, relax. We don't even know if it's true yet. Seriously, do you think Eddie would really cheat on you?"  Robin comforted. 
You wiped your eyes and sighed, "I mean- I don't know." Chrissy is attractive, so I don't blame him", you admitted. " Hey, don't talk about yourself like that! You're very attractive, majority students want you!"  Robin rubbed your back and said. “You’re Right, maybe i should go in there and see what happens” you said, with a fake smile. “Alright, just know im here for you- if anything goes wrong come to me, alright?” Robin said and patted your back. “Thank you Robin, really thank you” you send her off with a smile before reaching into your pocket and grabbing your small mirror to fix your makeup.
You had gone to the table where your friends were seated; normally, you would have sat on Eddie's lap, but after learning the rumours, you weren't feeling it. After saying hi to everyone, you took a seat Next to Eddie. Eddie had prepared space on his lap for you; had even expected you to sit there, so when you didn't even turn to face him, he knew something wasn't right..
"What are the plans for Hellfire, Eddie?"  Gareth questioned as he ate a grape. Eddie hadn't caught the group's attention. He wasn't even looking at them; instead, he was concentrating on the cheerleaders' table. When you turned around, Chrissy was staring Eddie's way, and Eddie was doing the same. It almost looked like Eddie wanted to fuck Chrissy right there, you thought.
At this point, you werent sad. You were furious and jealous.
“Eddie!” Dustin shouted at him in an effort to attract his attention. "What's up guys," Eddie said when he finally turned to face the group. Totally baffled by what was happening, he asked. “Are you all right?” Eddie raised a brow. “Y-yeah, uh-Uhm, we were wondering..what we're doing for Hellfire tonight." He looked at everyone else so they could nod.
“Haven’t finished the campaign yet, been busy lately.” Eddie said not looking at anybody. ‘Busy how?’ you thought, could be had been busy with Chrissy? You had tried to not think much of it but it’s really getting to you, Eddie  not being honest and now giving up his time for her? “Uh- Hey guys i need to go meet Robin for- something yeah ill see you guys later”. you quickly gathered your stuff and left the table before you did something  you shouldnt have done. You had told Robin to meet you in the bathroom- locking yourself in the stall as you waitied for her.  You hurried outside when you heard the door open to find Robin. " Hey, what's up, what happened?"  Robin questioned. "I really think Eddie is cheating. I saw him staring at Chrissy like he wanted to Fuck her; Chrissy was doing the same, and now he didn't even finish the campaign because he was "busy!" you cried. "Hey, relax, I told you. are going to resolve this, okay?" " Oh fuck, now I have class with him, what am I going to do, I don't even want to look at him now", the bell for the next lesson rang. As you paced the room, " Hey, I'm in your class too; can we sit together, alright? Don't give him your satisfaction; instead, ignore him, and make him upset because he sorely deserves it", grinned Robin. “Y-yeah your right- im not gonna speak to him today honestly, he can go run to Chrissy for all i care.” you laughed.
You and Robin entered the room and saw that Eddie had reserved a seat for you next to him at the back of the classroom. You and Robin exchanged glances as you took your places at the front of the class; you didn't even return Eddie's smile, which made him even more suspicious. you and Robin were having a quiet conversation as the class went on, it was something normally you and Eddie would do. He could see you smiling and laughing- something you hadnt been doing with him all day. When the class was finally over, you and Robin quickly left to avoid speaking to Eddie. When you went back to your locker to get your belongings to go home, you and Robin couldn't stop laughing at how Eddie looked when you both to ignored him. " You should have seen the expression on his face! You both laughed as you left the school through the doors. "It was honestly so funny!".  “Hey!"  A voice you knew asked, "Uh sweetheart, you coming to Hellfire tonight?" Eddie must have run to catch up with you because you turned around to see him gasping heavily. You replied coldly, "Hey, I'm really busy tonight." You replied coldly.  “Oh. Okay.” Eddie squinted. "Have fun." you shruged, leaving the school.  You had taken a shower and changed into your silk pyjamas around eight o'clock. You had been watching a movie that Eddie and you planned to watch on the weekend. You had missed Eddie, but how could you, he 'cheated' right?   you were lost. You wanted to talk to him but at the same time you didnt want too, how could he do this? 
You had been lost in your thoughts as you heard the fimilar three knocks at your bedroom window, great. Eddie was here.
You turned to see him- he looked really sad and frustrated at the same time. You walked to the bedroom window, and opened it.
“Uh he-” “What did i do?” Eddie spat, climbing into your room.  “What do you mean? you sassed back. “I said what. did. I. do?” Eddie was starting to get furious. “I should be asking you what you did Eddie! You think i dont know about Chrissy going to your house and not telling me? and you dont think i didnt see you staring at her across the cafeteria? What the fuck Eddie!” you screamed hitting his chest.  “W-What the fuck Y/N! Why the fuck would i seeing Chrissy!” He yelled. “Okay why the fuck are you yelling at me like i was the one who was seeing someone behind your back!” pushing him to the corner of your room. “YOU CANT EVEN ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION! WHY WOULD I SEE CHRISSY IF I LOVE YOU Y/N. SERIOUSLY I WAS GIVING HER WEED BECAUSE SHE ASKED!” he screamed in your house.  “OKAY FIRST OF ALL, WHY WOULD YOU NOT TELL ME IF YOU WERE JUST GIVING HER WEED HUH? AND SECOND OF ALL YOU KEPT STARING AT HER IN THE CAFETERIA! YOU DIDNT EVEN TALK TO ME AT LUNCH EDDIE.”  “OH-FUCK! IM SORRY OKAY? I LOVE YOU AND ONLY YOU Y/N. YOU HAVE TO TRUST ME OKAY, I PROMISE ITS ONLY YOU SWEETHEART I PROMISE.”  You looked at Eddie as his expression soften up- however, you were still furious.  “Sweetheart.” You hadn’t responded to him, you had looked at him with an expression he could never forget, you didnt know if you could believe him. “I dont know what to believe.” you laughed moving closer to him. “You could be lying to me Eddie”.  “But im n-” you smashed your lips aganist Eddies harshly. You didnt wait for him to adjust, you only cared about how you felt at the moment. The kiss was full of salivia and moans. you bit his bottom lip as groaned aganist your lips. “I dont care what you say, im gonna do whatever i want to you and your not gonna do anything until i say so.” “Yes maam” Eddie murmured aganist your lips. You guys continue to make out as you threw him aganist the bed; you climbed on top on him and grind on top of his growing erection. “Oh- fuck go faster” Eddie groaned, kissing your jaw. “Ill go fast if i want too, dont order me.” you spat as you reconnected your lips fighting for dominance.
You kept on grinding on Eddies erection- pleasing yourself as you moan into his mouth. “Whats gonna happen is, im gonna sit on your face- Make myself cum and you can suffer since you wanna act like a slut yeah?” 
“y-yes Y/N” he groaned aganist your ear. You began to strip. Eddie reached to grop your tits as your slapped his hand. “I didnt tell you to do that, did i?” you smirked. “I want you to strip and lay down ri ght now.” you ordered. Eddie began to quickly strip and layed down aganist your bed. You put your legs over his head- giving him a clear view of your wet pussy. You had sunk down on his down face and moaned to the sudden feelling. You could feel Eddie sucking your clit; you began to ride his face and moaned. “Ride my face baby” Eddie groaned, licking your slit. “Go fucking faster-” “oh- fuck!” 
You felt your stomach form a knot- “Eddie- fuck im close!” you moaned, moving faster on Eddies face. You felt his nose bumping aganist your clit- causing you to finish in Eddies face. You slowed down your pace as you felt Eddie groan aganist you. You slowly moved off his face- falling next to him, on your bed. “Well that was fun.” Eddie murmured. “Yeah.” You said back. You still were abit upset about the Chrissy situation. “Y/N listen. I dont have anything going on with Chrissy. She wanted to buy some weed- I was as confused i swear. I love you and only you alright?” Eddie reassured. “I-i believe you Eddie. Sorry if i did too much, i was just frustrated and i took it out on you, im sorry alright?” You said softly- rubbing his cheek. “Hey, its okay. Lets take a shower and cuddle yeah?” “Sounds like a plan”.
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spikedhe4rt · 2 years
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Dallas Winston x Insecure!Plus!Reader
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Insecurities is basically all I'm made of, confidence had been one of the most foreign things to me my whole life. Most of my life I've been on the bigger side per-say or what my "better" twin sister says, fat. Her name is Iyana and she's considered "the perfect girl" in my family but I don't blame them she had everything, she was skinny and beautiful unlike me which they made sure to remind me of everyday no matter what since i was only 7. "You look like a pig eating that y/n" and "Stop eating the whole table of food y/n" is what my mom and dad said to me the day of grandma funeral at the repass. It made me cry even harder because it just reminded that my grandma was the only person who didn't comment on my weight and she was gone.
Years laters , I officially turned 18 and decided to run away to the town of Tulsa to escape my family, unfortunately I carried my insecurity and built up walls that seem like they could never be torn down. I found a job at the so-called dingo. It paid pretty well and i was able to find a small house. It was a rather quiet neighborhood apart from my next-door neighbors, The Curtis's. There was Sodapop, Ponyboy, and the eldest, Darry. I'd met them couple times and they've invited over for dinner but I've always declined because i hate people watching me eat. Even tho there was only the three boys living there, they always had 4 other boy basically living there also. There was Keith "Two-bit" Matthews, Johnny Cade, Steve Randle, and the infamous Dallas Winston. I've met them multiple times also, Two was the funny one, Johnny is the shy one, Steve is the car one and Dallas is Dallas. They've always been pretty nice to me and all, asking me how I've been and occasionally flirting but I always brush it off because it's probably just for laughs.
Months later, I decided to grow a garden since nature has always been an enjoy for me. I watered my plants twice a week to keep them healthy. I woke up to find that it was one of the most hottest days in Tulsa, damn you heat waves. That meant that it was most likely for my plants to dry out which meant they needed to be watered. I put on my red floral sundress and hat to head outside.
When I was about half way done watering the garden I heard some of the boys coming down the sidewalk. I continued my business until I heard "Hey Ms.L/N" come from three boys, I turned and saw Dallas, Two-bit, and Johnny then I proceeded to reply "Hi boys." I went back to my plants and thats when i heard something strange come from the one and only Dallas Winston, "when you gonna let me fuck Ms.L/N" in a whisper that sounded almost purposely loud as hell. "What you say honey?" then he replied a loud nothing, and walked in the Curtis house. I shrugged, maybe i heard him wrong, I thought.
After weeks of playful banter and flirting, Dallas decided to ask me out, i was extremely skeptical because my weight and thought it was bet or something but he convinced me. Which is why months later were dating now. I was skeptical about dating someone like him because of who he is but he ended up having unexpected soft side to him. We decided to take things slow, which was cool at first but Im starting to get worried. Dallas started to get distant from me. Even after months of dating, we haven't had sex and it was all my fault, he tried a couple times but i just couldn't bring myself to do it, it wasn't that I wasn't attracted to Dallas or I didn't love him, I was just insecure about my body and what he would think of me.
I tried my best to ignore it but he got fed up and finally asked "are you not into me doll?" My eyes widened and I turned to him "of course I am baby, why wouldn't I be?" He shrugged and said "We haven't you know...and Im a little worried" At that point I started tear up a little "Woah woah whats wrong?" he asked with a worried look. "Im sorry I just think you'll hate what you see if we do. At that point he told me to get up and grabbed my hand. We walked to the mirror in my room and he stood behind me. He then started to drag his hands up and down my body saying things like "I love everything about you doll" "I love your thick thighs and your legs" "Your so beautiful, I want you so bad"
Everything he said made me grow wetter and all I wanted was him at this moment, nothing else.
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I turned around we began to kiss passionately for a few moments..."I think I'm ready Dally" He replied with a breathy ok and began to kiss down my neck and chest. I let out and small whimper
"Please Dally" I said
"Please what beautiful?" he asked in a seductive tone
"Please make love to me"
"Of course baby"
I shuddered as he started to pull my shirt over my head and kiss my breasts, leaving hickeys on the hot skin. He then reached down and started to fiddle with the lining of my shorts.
"Can I take these off y/n?"
"yes sir"
"holy shit say that again"
"yes sir" I repeated
Dallas leaned down and started to kiss down my stomach and thighs. I let out a small moan when he sucked a sweet spot on my thigh.
"Lay down"
I walked over to my bed and scooted up to the pillows at the top. Dallas then took off his shirt showing his bare chest and small happy trail. He walked over and pulled me to the edge. He spread my legs and ran his pointer finger over  over my underwear.
"Baby you're soaked, is this all for me?"
"yes sir" I said as I moaned
He let out a low groan and kneeled down. Dallas then pulled my underwear down snd started to leave hickeys on my inner thighs.
"What are you doing Dally?"
"Thats not my name doll"
"Sorry sir"
"Now, what I'm gonna do is eat this pretty pussy, is that ok baby?"
"yes sir" I whimpered
Dallas then started to suck my clit hitting all the right spots. I let out a loud moan and started to pant. He then licked down and pushed his tongue into my hole.
"Dallas!" I moaned
"You like that baby?"
"yes yes yes"
"you gonna cum on my tongue?"
"Yes sir"
He continued to thrust his tongue inside of me.  As much I love this man and didn't want him to suffocate, my thighs began clamp around his head as i came. I rode out my high and he came up with my arousal on his mouth.
"I'm so sorry baby" as the tears started to form
"Sorry for what?"  he asked breathing heavily
"My thighs almost killing you" I said not knowing if i should cry or laugh.
"Would have been one of the best ways to go out" he said smirking
I giggled
"Now come here doll"
He pulled me up and started to unclip my bra letting my breasts fall. He then started to kiss all over them and suck my nipples
"Oh Dallas" I moaned
"That feel good huh?"
"Mhm" I said as i bit my lip
Dallas then stepped away to take off his pants and underwear to reveal his hard-on. I then reached to find condom but had no luck.
"Baby I don't have protection"
"I do in my drawer but I don't think we need it just yet"
"What?"
"Shh just lay down for me"
"You don't have too doll"
"Its ok I want to"
I kneeled down and wrapped my hand around his dick, starting to glide it up and down. He let out a low moan. I then took his tip in my mouth running my tongue along the slit and sucking. I then lowered my head to take him fully, lips and nose touching the base. He bucked his hips up making me gag a little.
"Yes take me down your throat baby"
"You love this dick don't you"
"yes dally"
"can I fuck your pretty mouth baby?"
"Yes"
He then lightly tugged my hair to make take his dick fully down my throat. Dallas began to thrust roughly into my mouth. He let out the most low groan and moans. He then said...
"Where do you want it?"
"Down my throat Dallas please"
Dallas then continued his thrusts in my mouth.  After a couple moments, i felt him twitch in my mouth and then I felt him cum down my throat.
"That was amazing doll"
"Thank you dally"
Dallas pulled me up from my knees and pushed me face first onto the bed. He then pulled my ass up so that I was arching. He began to rub his tip against my clit down to my whole mixing his precum with my arousal.
"you ready for this dick y/n"
"Yes Dallas!"
"say it baby"
"I'm ready for your dick" I said voice muffled by the bedding.
Dallas reached for the condom, ripping it open with his teeth. He then slowly slipped into my pussy, we both moan in pleasure as he starts to thrust slowly.
"Dallas!"
"You like that?"
"Yes harder please" I moaned in response
Dallas started to thrust hard into me as he moaned. I felt like I was in heaven with the pleasure I was receiving. My eyes started to droop and i start to drool a little. I felt like i was on cloud nine, clenching around Dallas with almost every thrust.
"You going dumb already babydoll?"
"Mhm"
"You gonna cum all over me?"
"yes dally" i spoke lowly
He then reached forward to rub my clit in fast and harsh circular motions. I cried out in massive pleasure. My legs began to shake and I clenched hard as I came, I rode out my high as Dallas's was approaching. He continued his thrusts as I started to feel that overstimulated feeling. He slowed his thrusts as they became sloppier and he came into the condom. He pulled out and disposed of the condom, then flopping onto the bed.
"Hows that for a first time doll?"
"You were so good Dallas" I said out of breath.
"That was all you baby, you were such a good girl"
"I love you Dallas"
"I love you too doll"
[THE END]
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skzhera · 10 months
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One shot w Hera!! PT2!!! It was a hot sunny afternoon. All the members were in their own rooms when Seungmin texted in their group that he had brought home some ice cream for all of them and asked to gather at their dorm.
One by one they made their way into the living room with some sprawled over the couch and dining chairs and some on the floor. Seungmin brought the little baggy full of ice cream and gave it out to the members one by one.
*Man, it’s really boiling out there. I barely wanna do anything.* Chan broke the silence as he chomped on his ice cream
*wah! And that’s coming from you!
Imagine the rest of us?* I.N. added
*I swear. Han has been bothering me all day! I don’t even want to know what’s going on in that brain of his!* hyunjin spoke, as felix nodded aggressively
*what’d he do this time?* Changbin asked
*yah! What do you mean this time?* han tried to defend while the others just giggled at his little outburst.
*I mean, it has barely been a week since we opened out Instagram accounts and this boy was reading up on some fan’s work.
He randomly turns his phone off, slaps it on the bed, turns to me and says, ’if each of us were to be a romance trope, what would we be?’
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? WHERE DID THAT EVEN COME FROM?* hyunjin dramatically narrated the incident and all the other members burst into fits of laughter.
*no. but for real, I still haven’t gotten my answer…* han continued as they all recovered from their laugh
*I think hera, Seungmin and I.N would be able to answer that question. They are the youngest and would possibly be able to make sense of the bullcrap that happens in you mind* lee know says, laughter grows in the room.
*so, what do ya’ll think?* hannie asks as he looks at hera and Seungmin
*start with the oldest. Romantic trope for channie hyung. Go!* hyunjin adds
*alright for chan, I would say, well if you want something sad and cute, then it would be ‘Right person. Wrong time’. But if you want something dark and nsfw 18 stuff, then maybe a rich dark dude who is trying to get out of his slump, shows up at a prostitute rink to get a quick fuck but ends up falling in love with them…*
WOOOAHHH
*THAT IS SOO SPECIFIC!!* Lee know yells on top of his lungs
*why is it so specific??! why have you been thinking about these things Hera!!!??* Changbin asks her, while vigorously shaking her shoulders
Meanwhile, chan pulled out a cushion from behind felix and covered his face that was now the shade of a beautifully ripened tomato.
*why does it sound like you’ve thought about this before??* felix asked, trying to contain his laughter
*well, I have definitely not thought bout this before.
let’s just say, im a very imaginative person.* hera cleared as he relocated herself away from all the judgement.
*that was oddly specific and weirdly very accurate man!* han continued, still not able to believe what she had just said.
*you know what, I want her to continue all the others. That was really cool how you just thought about it.* Seungmin said
*alright then…
Next we have lee know…
For a cute little something I would say, definitely ‘enemies to lovers’ fic.
But then for something dark I would say something like ‘Rich billionaire boss. Or a marriage of convenience but they end up falling in love*
*OOOOooooo* that enlists another round of woahs and Ooohss
Lee know nudged hera with his foot lightly to get her attention and slyly puckered his lips at her.
*You are devilishly good at this!
And look at that smirk, you know it!* channie said as he threw a pillow at you
*alright, now do Changbin hyung! I wanna hear this one* felix said excitedly as he repositioned himself on the couch, besides Changbin
*huh, for Changbin…* hera took a minute to stare at him and think
*oh c’mon! ppalli!!*
Changbin hurried as he noticed hera stall
*okay, so for something casual, I would say ‘best friend’s brother..’* everyone yelled on top of their lungs
*and and… for the dark one??!!* Changbin hushed them to hear the answer
*uhh… ya’ll are not gonna let me live this one down.
I think he can do multiple tropes.
Rich CEO, dark mafia boss, dark goth tattoo artist, ohh or a dark grumpy bodyguard!* the howls got louder as she added each one to the list. Changbin simply kept quite as he controlled his anxious mind from racing and visibly blushing. He readjusted in his seat to pass a smooth wink at hera while the others created a ruckus.
*you are right, she’s evil good at this!* Seungmin agreed with Chan as he exclaimed in disbelieve
*have you done this before??!* hyunjin asked again
*like I said, im a creative person* hera said, shrugging off casually
*now!! DO ME!!* hyunjin practically jumped for his turn.
*alright for you...
I would say something cute and cheesy like a little holiday romance where you are the dude they met in Paris, or something like ya’ll met at an art class and fell in love at first sight* hyunjin practically melted while the others just cheered her on for how adorable that sounded.
*and whats for a pg18 dark fic?* hannie asked
*oh um.. fake relationship maybe…? Or like the school fuck boy fell in love?*
OOOOHH
*No, thats good.* Chan nodded agreeingly
*that’s very accurate actually. It’s kinda disturbing* lee know agreed.
*what would it be for hannie?* Chan asked for the next one in que.
*Honestly for me, I think I Han and Innie would be difficult. Its too much sweet a bond to think about those things..
But still, let me try.
I’d say for a sweet little story it would be something like best friends that grew up to fall in love..? or something where they promised to marry one another if they are older and single, but ended up falling in love..? not gonna lie, that’d be hella cute.*
Everyone agreed as they physically imagine Han to be one of those friends.
*for the 18plus situation, I’d say, a though aggressive bully with a dark past, or an aggressive kidnapper or someone, just fell in love. 365 days style.* she ended her sentence physically cringing as a shiver went down her spine
*eeeaaoooogh* weird mix of disgust and surprise reactions flew across the room from the members.
*definitely don’t like the picture of that.* I.N. said
*eugh.
No.* Seungmin repeatedly declined the flashing imagery in his mind.
*ahem…
Moving on* Chan clapped to snap out of that never ending train of thoughts.
*I’m next!
Do me!* Felix clapped his hands as he sat upright for his turn
*okay so for lix…
I think something adorable and wholesome like, maybe long distance boyfriend fic or some dude you met online while gaming, and started dating in real life-* and before she could finish, all of them screamed in unison at how adorable the whole idea was.
*that’s cute. I like that!!* Chan said so while grabbing on to Felix is a crushing hold.
*that is very lix* Seungmin said so while agreeing aggressively.
*Hold on though, for his dark fic, I’m really gonna have to wrack my brain, cuz’ it’s lix we are talking about!* They agreed while letting Hera think for a bit
*Okay, maybe an au where he’s a dark angel or some sort of a fairy, who fell for a real person..?*
*yeah, I could see that..
Sure.* Felix agreed as he tried to imagine it in his mind
*lovely angel* Hyunjin added
*aaiihh!
This is exhausting. And ya’ll are not even paying me for this!
Why am I doing this?!* Hera exasperated, dramatically
*Oh c’mon, it’s the last two. Let’s do this!* Lee know hurried her up
*Okay, Seungmin!
Ahh…
Oh this is easy.
Boy. Next. Door!* She said, as she sported a large smile on her face, clapping her hands together. Clearly, satisfied with herself. But, that did not last long.
*What? What’s up with the faces?* She asked, as all of them had a clue less look on their face
*well!
I guess I’m officially old. I don’t have a single clue of what that means.* Lee know said.
*No, I am barely a couple of years older, but I don’t know either.*Hyunjin spoke.
*Well, Boy next door is basically a comfortable, good looking, young boy who is easy going and likeable by all. The typical dude who want next door to be friends with and hang out with.* Seungmin pitched in, as he knew what that meant.
*Yep.* Hera agreed.
*OOHhhhh!
Yeah, that makes sense!* Chan felt over joyed now
*That is the ideal way to describe his personality in the least amount of words.* Felix completed
*But I feel, his dark theme would also be difficult..?* Lee know asked
*Well, he gives very royalty vibes. So I’m gonna say, some hidden royalty, fell in love with a common person.
Or something with a hidden past. Cuz’ he’s a very secretive person.*
*Oh I AGREE!* Han loved the thought, got out of his chair in excitement and gave Hera a hi-five.
*oh I hate how much I love this.* Lee know said, tragically.
*Alright, last one.
I.N., for you, I’d say something comfortable but young and free..?
Like a high school romance..?
But then, you have a little edge to your personality, and that’s kinda fun, so for the dark fic, I’m thinking, a forbidden storyline..?
Like a work place romance, but where ya’ll are absolityely not allowed to have any relationship, but our baby bread needs to thrive so…*
*AHHHH* Hyunjin let out a high pitched, excited scream, as he grabbed jeongin by his shoulders and trashed the poor soul back and forth.
Meanwhile, some of them cringed at the thought of their maknae being wild, while others smirked and simply smiled at the thought of him being all grown up. ----
All in all, it was an average afternoon at the dorms, but this little zoo of theirs, managed to make the best of the hot day.
That is gave them life. Their friends outside of the band, they loved them all very much. They were wonderful and they were grateful to say the least, but this?
This was more than they could ask for, and they cherished every minute that they could.
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fkyumerica · 5 months
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they keep doing shit to raise the cerebral palsy chimpanzees
no you were suppossed to kill them
ring bearers at a wedding
they will just shit and go UHH
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YW9gkuWPWEE so she hits chewbacca
CRAZY Lady RUINS Kids Show At Disneyland ! #shorts #disney
they wernt to light up the colleseum
hello
youtube
Masculinity Initiation Party | South Park | Comedy Central Africa
they would party like crayz to kill them everyday
and it didnt happen
I dont thin kso officer hit her officer
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HFDcDdFU0Vw wtf reverse and back
These Teachers Dressed Up As Their Students
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kiBzUQhAeQE and they got a sloth
kind Man helps sloth cross the road 🦥 #costarica #sloth #shortsviral #animals #conservation
how old are you 85 how are you so active we stole the beach
wtf a beach a boat whoa ok look i smashed in the window
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Wx12eotl7sc you cannot control me
🤣when trolling a fan goes wrong #wwe #wwefunny
i will fuck all over you and rape you and your husband
what does it say miscarriage gear
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KahlQAtENJE she wanted to meet up with her ex boyfriend and be every princess at disney world
Disney Mascot STUNS Girl With Rare SURPRISE! #shorts #disney
and if not working there then owning it i got the dream
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CBFjRqgsxTA you got a fucking kangaroo with no arms now
Man saves dog from kangaroo #animals #fact #viral
kevin is her ex's dad
andrew trevino
holy shit same kids as them
one school
do it
one pig
convert
the thing
im gonna be sailor mars the police officer
twiggy the model is jessicas mom and does the microphone magnet noises
to rape
and shoot it in her roof tank
the houses were made to rape people
and hey gotta be me to hang out with me 230 scream laughing AHHH videos one after the next she is showing her kid all day
we fill the whole mason jar pouring water
then we cum
and every noise of the mouth is this
get off to it
i married george mcfly
had 18 kids
and mow
https://www.wheelsanddollbaby.com/ i married a baby and im still a baby
Wheels & Dollbaby - Official Store
85+ years old
100
debbie harry
when harry met sally
australia whoa no
expensive
and constant animal screams
pissed noises
and cak cak cak noises from mom
tounge smacking clicking
im licking my mouth slow, aand im fucking you
on the phone
sitting in front of her too
yea change the mic she got off
and brandon too turn it on ooh baby ooh
5 people shut up on the same phone call
uh who cares
and i jumped on your boyfriend right
shes not married want my kid
no
her dad siad it right
no
and i made up the makeup and hair and clothing
they were not it
doe
get skinny to what i stay fat and fuck
27 guys to lose the weight in one day
then call my dad
reagan
that is their family in the club house
wtf made it a mansion
one room house party
and them going ah yea, ah right
old middle aged people now
they want anyone to fuck their kids
to say their kids hot so the parent jerks off to it after
got me hot got my hair up im blonde
and harry
left too ooh ooh oooh fingers herself
so the guy does to his dick too
and cumming is it
top of the dick jerking off then cumming
shooting out
gotta cum to fuck her too so he fucks her infant after
and all her boyfriends did
house party do it too marry 5
you didnt wanna marry my kids thats when i started to dress it
and went punk
wtf
they dont even know who is related to them
in their house they write down 5 names and numbers, then hand it out to someone fuck em in a week
see if oyu go
this is her
fake french
underground sheets of metal as the ground
on all the land
101 dalmations
drive through france mmall
electrocute it
and everyone in it
they made baby music and videos learn with us
for that building, nut house to learn they were not supposed to learn
midevil ttorture building
killing all of them is what it was built for
rapist retards
apes
and chimps
and league before drown it make it small
finger in eye its whole life
didnt grow
burning pitutitary gland will make it smaller
behind nose
top
bridge
giant to stop growing
old mcdonald had a farm
that was regans son then too
there you go pluck off all her eyebrows
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thats her
ahhhhhhhhh i just wanna fuck
i gave birth as a kid
and infant
and toddler
now KNOW it
fuck you
so im singing it to you
b bar
d dog
f bitch
they made their own the whole time
full cup
notice mine
braaaaaaaa
she is angela or a angela
double decker big house
giant hording downstairs
cant find me and meth and my kids again in the storage tubs
and her mom mother reagans
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and husbands
that nut house
is her in the movie
she is deformed, retarded, and a midget on stilts, and men flying up there think they can do anything, and women on the ground like a group of wild animals together they are don’t care fuck anyone
fake presidents and leave court room
doesnt need to be one
or law school
police say it
judge tries to talk to them
they wouldent not be there with him
last one fucked me up he's nice
and keep talking
says it 90 times
shortest one dark hair is the hairy arm woman at subway and dirt woman keep getting more put more dirt on it metal sheets
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make europe
they remake it everyday
wtf is wrong with you they will kill you
eeach time
i have never talked to people so stupid
aco hardware
all they are is this retarded bitch screaming hold the hammer electrocute them
and they interrupt
to say hey mom who do i fuck next
to say she is their mom to fuck infants
ask mom tell mom
james dean gay
it is their dad
to those 50s guys
i got 8 girls i dunno wtf
what colleges those were the buildings
touch her finger her fuck her too
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two in a tree never stopped up against a wall
leon said he is Ronald reagan
they met mem then wayne county community college with jo
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it is her with him
jo is a man
and i'll make her shove a kid up her ass some day
and wtf shes 5
where are you dragging this
at
no one is a judge shut up so they get killed
and die
now slow song to calm them down
sing it
it is his family obviously shut the fuck up
i know it
im retarded
im nandor
no we gotta be boys we gotta fuck like boys too
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i looked over all these photos as evidence before
and you think you can speak as a officer or as a judge
you are in it
john said he fucked leon to rob him
and grandma i had 8 kids to show who they are
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Mask
We put in the air, gas, and compress it in houses and bust your necks from down the street too with it
and we sent her in so we could go south and west and south and north and where you live and fuck you-nandor
and i still dont give a fuck about you
meet me
we killed our parents
well let me eat her out
her mom had to still fuck other men the whole time
so her parents could live away from her and it was a nicer life
and this was in the 90s its a movie
and her dad too
the same
fucked other people still
you watching this doesnt look like it
leon said it when the virgin came on tv
you requested music
get them to leave
and fuck your parents one last time
same hospital
and shoot them
listen
if you dont
this is it
he had 8 kids with her then theyre fat
they knew it
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and say it
they always will
and show your grandma
with the line on her face
regans other wife
not his first 8th
and you married a guy
who didnt him
to leavve you for a whole truck of girls
what dinosaurs
penny, angela, angie, elizabeth, tangie, emily, andy, and grear
what club then church then what
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its ok i know it all im leon
no you dont
and mm
he just asked me to go and fuck them with him
and keep your butt open
shes talking to him
its happening hes gay
porn on tv who gives a shit
porn on tv that woulda been a 200$ fine
but she waited on it, talking to me again, i dont talk go two feet and we go short
it is about fucking
they cant even see it or hear it
brushing noises
walrus goes up and fucks you on own
they are blasting batteries
like tasers
taught her it
your fault you knew it right to hurt police officers
no
what a btich guiermo
let me do it to you
feel pain once
she didnt
i feel bad i dont got a job
but i dont care
give me a dog i dont want
and you
and no hair
who cares
face piercings
he dont give a fuck
leave me
left me before
and she said it too im her in the mask
whoa yea she is
i wanna have sex
here is mary sue fucking her family in a mcdonalds wont stop fucking her parents grandparens and to everyone come on everyone fuck them
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enters and does it and smells as it
old people smell
suck it out the hole (belly button) and drip it on the rest
here is angela had to hit her for robbing clayton to get her in a ambulance
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her boyfriend had to
she is retard NO NO NO NO throwing her head back and forth
nonstop
80 minutes
why cant we do you, come back with all of us and do us
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its a party (church tunnels to casino and drive in them)
i start em
aand no you cant get any money for any of this
and i knoow at cabelas we told them instead
got the money and food
or wtf rob them
we fuck em to do it
to eat a butter crack cow
-anne marie
and here is guiermo i dont care listen to her parents i want you to steal from her
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they see anyone and fuck them from behind, and 3 together jump on him, lay her down, fuck
trailer park was nut house moved out
and her grandma she kept alive for oral
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do it do it do it
sex sex sex
give me oral in the mouth
god yeaa
and when she put on her glasses
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with anne maries grandma
i dont care marry marilyn monroe after
said you and her kids would marry
did they
gay dogs too hide it
and i dont care you will say all the shit about her too
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her grandma again
and her grandpa left one who said start the party
with her other grandpa on right
president after
regan
she eats pinsol spray
lemon
guiermo does
they raise meth levels up to piss you off the whole time
and they hit them and leave them with them
cant remeber the other relationship
i didnt do it i didnt do her i didnt do her and precious spoiled child anne marie is his mother, bottom right "i know i can do it make me her the biggest bitch, judge, glen close judge judy" back left, im the right guard, on his right is the left guard
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and ther est had sex with her too jessica
they are blacks still
and its her
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i wanna fuck both of em left guard and right guard
they are all related and in dearborn
nooo reminds us of the hospital
perfect airr
big house
i wanna run
lets ruin everything us then too the judge
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should i have my kids killed or not
whoa new opportunity
rabai
and amish, left, go in anywhere
they are punching me with dope
hair dryer
as the gas heat
and careese doesnt care
slow
she is it
and guiermo was krystina
dont care go with him too anthony hit her he is him
george mcfly
and is it him him and him
no that is a actual photo
i am not sarcastic
why dont i believe it
go back and ape fuck all the girls oyoou had a truck
and i dunno we took it i know how to build a room
and us a column
and careese mute her
so she does
less shit more free food
they believed them
it is their families too
i never met them either too
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they said i got down syndrome from fatima she made sandwhiches they handled all of those infants
and no one else stayed
yeaaaaaaaaa
wow
food free shit i left thats not a marriage
is she that retarded
so he thinks shes gotta go with him
and she did
careese did so did you
and the columns to those men whoa im not that big
i gotta go here
smaller
building
again
leon-we were all the same family and friends i dont care
and tounge in her to freak her fuck her say to him how to come over and fuck her
waiting outside
for him
wtf hes back
just fucked lindita its jordan
church down the road
she lives there my girlfriend
anne marie put on white makeup and her whole face looks like a double chin
cerebral palsy
and
tan arms
and her parents drank the whole time too
and whats with all the clothes girls no we steal your colors off you adn your naked
reversse clothes with colors
switch
whoa
new
omfg these people are pissing me off so much
naked colors
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hes a giant bitch again
hit on back of the head
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giant nose
mike
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BISYo3dllf0 no youre only gonna want a bird if its half dead
Happy Bird
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x1vtn4Dw-F8 and its us ok
We see our old cartman as his son - South Park
we dress up young
teach us
the judge makes the decision for all of them
thats it
to understand it too
it was sit one there
around them they surround and
open fire
hey cigarettes, lighters, and yea keep em retarded
they stay it
too
them
they all had their own house after mating with a older man too after wrestlnig or becoming a rabai
then downriver all of them grouping get in the river
all pregnant too sit down
and this too we only talk queer
i wanted fish and chips from applebees
i ate a whole thing of crackers
theres no food left again
they all lived all over hey send in sister bethany i left all need a whole house right
and constant food wtf
buffet
all you can eat
stole the truck load
every grocerie store
today
all the trucks come in everyday right with a whole new store each time
of food
go eat all you want
says it
they all did dating each other wtf
giant wedding
gordie howe geordie white
i fucked like 15 girls i dont care
as a old man
and now, 50,000
only thing he wanted to do
ate all day
colleseum roar was for food
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hillary clinton/a headless horseman
cruella deville car can go up those mountain hills
and hide as a tree
no fucking way amanda im going in it
and killing them after
found em again
giants
and killing her with one too to get it
smash in the side
hit the car back
old muscle cars are it
and drag race motor wont break
and that truck can smash ssemis off the cliffs
she said she took out a school credit card
wtf
anne marie
how
she was stealing my books and me in her trunk to die after
she got 500$
to be a pig to do it
then live in a house after she makes a restuarant to scream and be one of those ball table guys
break em guys
boarr
feed me the wild shit
what food is here now
that is their church
we live they die what
these skiing people are giant
marilyn manson wedding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edcdKLqFGZI dog as big as a coffin
SELAMAT JALAN SNOWEE THE GOLDEN | RIP
they leave their new borns and hey find it dog
breed all of them to do it
that was sadam his wife and osama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0vmyUJSAAM bishops will die now
Bidding farewell to Benedict XVI: Translation to St. Peter's Basilica - Highlights
their priest is their wife
the cardinal is who she inbred with
in her own family
and the pope is their grandmother again
they say it to get sex again
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Highlights - 8 - January 2024 Audience to the members of the Diplomatic Corps Pope Francis
hate each one of them
leon says it like him
is part of their church
no i am not
niggers
keep giving them kids at them
i never did
they make noises with their mouth after
ololololoo
their wives go ok
so do their gay sons
and the rest go yea what
and didnt fuck her enough in the room
hey. what?
dad coming over
says it
shoot them all
they are the ministry
and their families
they let us live
well you partied the fuck out of it then chris
she didnt take out a loan
fake college
gay
alive now
she said alive now wtf we can live alive now
and :10 got the most girls ever
250,000 in one day
fingered, fucked, and fled
with 18,000 others
then 290,000,000 women
the next day
fucking all of their heads again
then they all did what they want
they knew a nod meant yes
say they are the womens group like i said
and you already messed it up again
mr i got a house from their fucking jobs
Disney's Craziest Mid-Ride Evacuations #shorts #disneyworld
this is it
evacuate, leave meant it
leave the moms here
points at the ground where
and the moms drug it
we get to leave
they stand there
the moms do
their pastors were boats of guys asking after robbing for the first time hey wanna go with us free food since
dont go to school
who cares attack them
anyone alive and not on dope
and alcohol
cause THEn they fuck them
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Santino Marella vs. Honky Tonk Man - Intercontinental Championship Match: Cyber Sunday 2008
you cannot fuck with that honkey tonk
he did show up to school to touch me
the fake italian beaner guy
and showed up in church too
i preformed an exorcism
and saw all that shit
lay 45 down and fuck kids to live
wtf
and lie in the back of church and free food at soup kitchen
and free detroit
live in land
and fuck
wtf whoa honkey tonk get in a truck and drive and live anywhere
im the only one who had information
all they did was drive is someone there
what are they doing
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Harbor the Hammerhead Shark - BLFC 2023 Fursuit Dance Competition
While I'm not entirely happy with my performance this year, I am proud of myself for competing despite everything life threw at me up to this convention.
Before the con, and I'm talking like 2 months prior, i started my second job, which meant i was working 18+ hours twice a week, and i only had 1 day off from any job. I had no time to practice my dance save for in the shower (i come up with most of my choreography this way lmao) each morning and occasionally at my full time job between rushes.
when i wasn't working i was building a fursuit head, at first it was just a refurbishment but i realized the foam sculpt was salvageable. And this was my monkey fursuit, Christian, who I primarily wear and dance in. I had actually started fixing them up in February but had to stop May-August do to me moving house. So that left September and some of October to make an entire fursuit head. This is also my very first time building a fursuit (ive done small refurbishments before).
Working on Christian was extremely tiresome and I could only do it for 4-5 hours Mon-Wed and then all day Sunday, which logically should have been enough time, but it turned out not to be. Having ADHD and being fatigued from work made fursuit work slow and tedious. I was more focused on building the fursuit I would dance in than my actual dance. I figured so long as my fursuit was compete I could wing the dance and everything would be fine.
Anyways, I plan to elaborate more on my fursuit building once I complete Christian's head (ive paused for now), but know this was the major reason why I didn't practice.
Additionally, Harbor is very hard to dance while wearing. Her head is heavy and wide, her tail is heavy and long, and her paws are too big on me, so these things all hinder my movement and expression. It hadn't occurred to me that I could just... not dance in the competition. I felt6 if I dropped out I'd be disappointing myself and those who care about me and wanted to see me dance. Considering I don't like my final performance I shouldn't have danced in the competition (i did dance in the battle after all...) but what's done is done.
Everyone is their own worst critic! Many folks told me I did a great job and it was a unique performance to witness. Unfortunately, my audition was actually much better. I blame that on nerves, being tired from the rest of the con, and getting into my own head. Also, the stage they had us dance on fucking sucked. It was a triangle! We had no space to move around since the huge DJ booth couldnt be moved! I seriously hope this isn't repeated next year (too bad all of the recent BLFC dance comps had something wrong with them).
Brenda Banks said I did a good job at my audition, but she had nothing to say to me after my final performance, which did kill my ego a little. I didn't really want to go back on stage when the judges deliberated since I would just look silly after my dance. I don't mind not placing, but what's the point being up there if I knew there was no chance?
This just goes to show, Harbor is not a competition-wrothy suit, even though the audience liked her. And I need to actually practice next time. I don't know when my next dance competition will happen, since im not going to ANW this year, its unlikely LVFC will have one, and I'm judging at Furlandia again and feel awkward doing both.
I don't mean to be this negative, but I needed somewhere to share my thoughts. It was hard to tell people how I felt like i sucked, right after they told me "good job". Oh well, at least lots of people liked seeing Harbor at the con.
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oh my god i just need to vent rn
my car died while i was driving it again, i was able to get into a parking lot safely just very scared, and while im getting really good at driving without power steering i shouldn't have to.
what's pissing me off is i KNOW what's wrong with the car but everyone keeps assuming that i don't know what im talking about because i'm just a little girl or whatever
and it's an EASY fix. a cheap fix. and the only reason why i couldn't bring it to a mechanic is because it's not registered and if i didn't get it serviced same day it would have been impounded by the city.
but my brother in law says it's the battery so i buy a new one. then he says it's the starter so i wait three weeks for him to get one only for it to be the wrong kind so i get it myself. then i need another new battery because the old one got drained past the point of jumping. then he has me buy new terminals. it's the WIRES. connected to the alternator i KNOW it is and id fix it myself if i could but i don't know what im looking for
at this point i have put about $650 dollars into this car that i already paid about 2k more than it was worth because i didn't have any help buying it and i really don't know anything about the car market. and my loan payments are so much im barely getting by and my insurance is even more expensive because of a whole nother can of worms that led to me having a six month gap in coverage. it would have been cheaper to get fucked by the mechanic and have them charge me 200 to plug in a wire
and that's not even all i still have to change the brakes and get an oil change and the tires are gonna go out soon and they are not suited for snow at all they barely drive on dry road as is and i've only got about a month and a half before it starts snowing where i live and i can't afford another 600 to get all new tires now!!!
and i can't afford to pay car insurance and get ubers to work and back every day im already spending over 500 dollars of money i don't have just in rideshare every month and i can't afford to pay 300 a month for a car i can't drive so i need it fixed now. i needed it fixed two months ago when my brother said he would
and because everything fell through i had to cancel my weekend trip i was gonna take next week for my birthday. i worked so hard to save for it and i really deserved it after all the shit i've been dealing with and i was gonna celebrate my own past like 3 birthdays because something always happened and my parents had to skimp on my birthday and say i couldn't do anything, even if i just wanted some friends over for a movie, and then would spend hundreds on my little brother's birthday two weeks after mine like i didn't just get ignored. and i was gonna celebrate my high school graduation this weekend too because i graduated two years early and my brother threw a fit because he said it was his year to shine and i was stealing his thunder so my mom didn't let me have a party and said id get one the next year but the next year was 2021 and i never got it.
not getting the parties isn't such a big deal, it's the way my siblings always got big parties for their milestones and i KNOW im the black sheep of the family but it just fucking hurts. my sister got a nice unsupervised night at a fancy hotel for her sweet sixteen and i got to meet my friends at mcdonald's. every one of my older siblings got a big party for their 18th birthday and got sent lots of money from uncles and grandparents, and another party with family and money for graduating PLUS a family heirloom with their diplomas. i got neither. while my siblings were getting hundreds of dollars from family for turning 18 and graduating i got KICKED OUT. i was homeless living in my car until my friend's parents took me in. i worked hard. i graduated two years early and was in college at 15 but i got nothing except hardship. was told to pick myself up by my bootstraps while they glued my feet to the floor.
i didnt plan anything big either. just a small room at a tiny inn for the weekend, a few towns over. just far enough to see the stars and window shop in the tiny town for a weekend and then be back in time for work on monday because i can't afford a day off, we're in the middle of a recession. i just wanted to do something nice for myself. don't i deserve something nice?
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i mentioned changing names so here!!
aeolia is now Adyah, ionia is now Invicta, doria is now Oralee, phyrigia is now Pyxis, mixolydia is now Xiyue, lydia is now Cressidia, and fassad stays the same, but his name is also now Oriel. ***these are only changed in the wattpad version!! i’m keeping the original names in this one!! except for the halflights thing, that had to change idc lol.***
luke is now sunny, which is a nickname for apollo (yes i always shorten luke’s name, it feels like i’m yelling at him otherwise. using full names is only for when you’re mad at someone or want something comedic)
claus is arte, which is short for artemis (yes i know she’s a female goddess okay its a gender neutral name OKAY/lh)
duster is now barley, because that’s cute 
kumatora is now victoria, because i like the fact that both can be shortened to “tori” which is what she’s primarily called
flint and hinawa are now rowan and calliope, both of which mainly because they are pretty names and i love them. good parents (for the most part.) 
wess got changed to vernon, but only because it felt weird to change duster’s name but not his?? 
same thing with alec?? he’s called heath now
boney is also called scout, before i forget AGAIN
everyone else is going to be named the same, i think, unless i add onto this post with more changes. 
also changing the names of the magical deities in this to “halflights” because their old name contains a whole ass slur?? hello?? what even was 2006 anyway- (they were called magypsies, and i just. don’t like that name lol. that word is actually a slur, and i guess no one noticed. whatever, different time, different headspace. we’re changing it now, and also ironing them out a bit in general because they can be a bit problematic at times, but i’m not here to touch on that.)
aeolia is now Adyah, ionia is now Invicta, doria is now Oralee, phyrigia is now Pyxis, mixolydia is now Xiyue, lydia is now Cressidia, and fassad stays the same, but his name is also now Oriel.
so yea if you see these names its bc i’m bad at editing and haven’t gotten to it yet so please have mercy
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Hey bestie!!! 👋
Can we please be blessed with a Wardlow Smut based on Chains by Nick Jonas?
Maybe MJF had mentioned how "whipped" he his by his girlfriend and he laughs "You have no idea."
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a day before the contract signing events; bestie sent me this. im going off what we talked abt in dms and using the lyrics to the song as dialogue (not exactly a songfic) also double gif bc this is my page. this whole segment gonna keep yall wardhoes fed for a while, mama’s gotchu. i tried to do a soft!dom but that idea fell apart faster than a dollar store dinner tray. can we also talk bout the vein in his neck in the gif below? lordt
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‘Chains’ 18+ Wardlow (Michael) x fem!reader
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^with their feud heating up, max decided to take assuming cheap shots at michael and reader’s sex life^
- CW: restraints (handcuffs), honorifics (sir) *ooh cheeky switch up*, dom/sub dynamics, hella subspace, mild slapping, degradation/praise, squirting, use of flogger (on body and coochie; taking things literal, aint we donna?), return of ‘puppy’, the fucking word for “good tears” (help me out what is it), sweet af aftercare - shawn spears (ronnie), max being a cunt - recycling the title of ‘the vixen’, this series isnt really timelined, just reusing things; also im takin matters into my own hands  - thanks to @unusual-tomorrxw for assistance 
3rd Person POV:
Another week, more bullshit from Max. Him and Y/N were once close, some would call them best friends. This week, they had their bogus contract signing; just more nonsense to delay Michael beating the shit out of him. Y/N was in gorilla with her boyfriend and the poor guys stuck bringing him out. She had tried to convince them that if this had to happen, let her take him out. But no, Max had to have these poor souls do it. One of the jobbers said it was time to go so she kissed Michael and he was gone.
Max had been spewing the same stuff he’s been for the past few weeks and Y/N decided she’d go out there. Suddenly, ‘Roundtable Rival’ by Lindsey Stirling blared through the arena and The Vixen went out. Pink heel boots, plaid black skirt and one of her boyfriend’s merch shirt; ready to stand by him. She got up the steps at ringside and Ronnie tried to stop her, “Don’t even try it.” she spat. She walked past Max, making sure to bump his shoulder, and went over to Michael. She picked up the mic that was in front of him, “Don’t let me interrupt boys, you were saying?” she was passive aggressive in her words. Michael had tried to reach for her hand and of course Max had to comment, “Wardlow, you think those handcuffs are an obstruction for you but ah, I thought you’d be used to them by now. Considering how whipped you are for that little lady standing next to you.” “Max, you better shut up while you’re still living-” He knew he struck a nerve. “What? With those wine-stained lips, she’s nothing but trouble. Why not tell the great people of Long Island that you aren’t the sweet, wholesome couple you claim to be? That you two really like some rou-” She grabbed him by the collar, ready to clobber him. “Stop. Talking.” He had a shit-eating grin on his face. Max gripped her face, squishing her cheeks together “Who knew this sweet thing was such a whore-” In a second, Michael was on his feet but Y/N had put her arm out to stop him. “Looks like he really is a bitch for you.” Her fist connected with his jaw and she got him to the ground, putting him in a chinlock. He was slamming the canvas in a tap out as they were both screaming, “Who’s the bitch now Max?! Why you gotta do me wrong?” She was pulled off him and brought back to the locker room. 
Once she was alone, she broke down. Embarrassed was an understatement. Her family watched the show and now she was worried they would view her and the man her parents called their son differently. She heard the door knob turning and quickly dried her tears. “Baby? Are you okay?” Michael’s soft voice tugged at her heart. “Yeah, I’m fine.” “No you’re not.” His hands cupped her cheeks. The two spent time talking about what had happened. “Michael, can we go back to the hotel and you show me who’s really in charge?” she asked meekly, without looking up at him. His thumb tugged at her bottom lip gently, “You know how to ask for what you want.” he stated in a low tone. “Please Sir?” “Louder.” he growled. Her voice raised a bit with a hint of whining behind it, “Please Sir!” “Good girl. I’ll take care of you.”
~at the hotel~
He had her naked on the bed with her hand cuffed to it. He knew she was still in a state so he was easy with her until she gave the word to do more. She savored the gentle, soft, slow touches along her body. Down her cheeks, kneading her breasts, down her tummy and sides. His hands landed on the plush skin of her thighs. She had given him permission to use their mini flogger tonight, one hand left her thigh to pick it up from beside her. “Are you sure you want it tonight? Say the word and I’ll stop, baby.” “I want it Sir.”  He started on her thighs building up how hard he was whipping her, letting her warm up. When he started hitting harder, she bucked her hips up so he landed one hit to her glistening heat; earning a sweet, strangled moan. “You like that, don’t you puppy?” Her brain was already going numb from the use of the flogger alone. Once there were enough light red drags on her gorgeous skin, he stopped and ran his hands over the marks to sooth them. His fingers circled her slit as she whimpered. “You know, Max may think I’m the one who’s whipped. But here you are, cuffed to the bed for me to do whatever I please, letting me decorate your skin with this whip.” His voice is low and authoritative. “You’ve been getting involved in this little feud too often now. Maybe I should cuff you to the bed and leave you there until I get back from the shows. That way you’ll stay out of trouble.” The combination of his hand on her pussy and his filthy words were sending her into a deeper headspace; she didn’t even notice his lips attaching to her clit until she let out a cry. “C’mon, you can take it.” he mocked. Michael held her hips down, his grip enough to leave soft bruises. The lewd sounds of him sucking and licking at her dripping and aching cunt that had the familiar bubbling feeling make its approach. He knows this woman’s body inside and out, so he spoke up, “Cum.” The single word had that knot undone in seconds. Did he stop? No. Not when he was on a mission to rid her mind of the events that took place a few hours ago. When she tried to close her thighs around his head, he pulled away and grabbed the flogger again. He landed a few more blows to her pussy and her thighs until he noticed tears. “Color?” “Green!” she said quickly. Though she said ‘green’, he ceased the whipping and put the toy down. Her hips jolted when he cupped her heat again. “You’re gonna cum for me again, then you’ll get my cock puppy. Got it?” She nodded. “Words.” “Yes, Sir.” Starting with two fingers, he pumped in and out of her cunt, fingertips dragging against her most sensitive spots within her. Another finger was added as his other hand groped at her breasts, tugging at her hardened nipples. Y/N shivered and came on his fingers. His movements only slowed as she rode out her high. When she was down, he pulled his hand away and sucked her juices off his fingers. 
Ridding himself of his remaining clothes, he stared down at his lover. Soft, submissive, sweet Y/N; all his. When they first started exploring this aspect of their relationship, let’s just say noise complaints were common. That’s how Max knew what they were up to. Thin hotel room walls and nosy stable-mates. He watched as she desperately started grinding her hips against nothing. He rubbed his tip up and down her slit and slowly pushed in. Her tight cunt welcomed him in greedily, the deep groan he let out at the feeling of her squeezing around him. “You are doing so good for me. Always a good girl for me.” She tugged at the cuffs, feeling the need to claw at his shoulders and back or tug at his hair; just the need to touch him. “Sir~” His eyes met hers, “What puppy?” She struggled to form the words so she gave him one. “Harder.” The word left her lips and he immediately threw her legs over his shoulders, practically folding her in half, and thrusted into her harder and faster. She tried to get out of her restraints but he only laughed, “Trying to break the chains?” Her whimper was only adding fuel to the fire as he fucked into her harder. 
After pulling two more orgasms from her body, she was completely dazed. Her brain couldn’t form a full thought so when she spoke, it was just babbles and incoherent mumbles. With her legs still on his broad shoulders, he saw the outline of his cock bulging in her tummy. He gripped her hair to make her look down, “See how deep I am babygirl?” The sight was sending her closer and closer to the edge. Y/N wanted to tell him she wanted to cum but the words wouldn’t come out, he slowed his pace slightly. His hand went up to gently smack her cheek to break her daze, “C’mon puppy. Be a good girl, use your words. Tell me what you want.” She struggled once more. “Aww, did I fuck all the manners out of you? Does my dumb little puppy want to cum?” She nodded as more tears fell. He got close to her ear and told her “I can feel you. Do it.” It felt different this time, “That’s it; make a fucking mess.” The idea that she was so fucked dumb that she squirted for the first time only made him pound into her faster, chasing his own release. She felt him throb inside of her and then felt him paint her walls white. Her eyes fluttered shut as she was so spent, letting out a weak “Sir~” He tapped her tear-stained cheeks lightly, “Hey, hey; it’s okay. Baby, it’s me; it’s Michael. No more Sir.” She whimpered as he pulled out of her and felt their cum spill out of her used hole. As soon as he undid the cuffs, her arms wrapped around him like a koala. “Can you let go of me for one moment so I can run you a bath?” he asked gently. Y/N let go and he gave her a sweet kiss before going to the bathroom.
When he came back, he scooped her up and she immediately clung onto him. Before he could put her in the tub, one word left her lips: “Join.” When she got to this state, her speech was limited. Michael set her in the tub and got in behind her, pulling her back against his chest. He trailed kisses from her neck to her shoulders as he rubbed her sides and her tummy; trying to bring her back to normal. 
“You were so good for me, puppy.”
“I’m so proud of you.”
“You took everything so well, princess.”
“I love you so much.”
She listened to his voice and turned her head to face him. Still a little faded, but cohesive enough to form a sentence. “Maybe being ‘whipped’ isn’t so bad.” He smirked at her statement, “You have no idea, sweet girl. You got me in chains; but, I wouldn’t change this love.” 
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