"I am alive because they made me alive"
FCG really said that with his whole chest huh
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The best thing about BSD Lucy Montgomery is that she is trying so hard to live her fairy tale dream, like asking Atsushi to save her from the Guild and all that nonsense.
Instead, she just gets beaten by him once when they're enemies, gets out of the Guild on her own, and has to save that sorry boy's life over and over again.
Like, sorry, Lucy girl...you're not the damsel in distress in this fairy tale. You're the prince charming who had a bit of a villain arc and now is doing good out of sheer spite and stubborness. Better luck next arc?
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i hate that suicide jokes have become so common i think its genuinely having the same effect as the popularization of shit like delulu where people are getting so used to joking about suicide that they dont take it seriously anymore. tip for the people if you see someone online being suicidal and you dont know how to help the very least you can do is not reply with some sort of "well THAT just happened" type of comment or even worse a joke or passive encouragement ala "well i cant stop you i guess' (and if you post active encouragement go fuck yourself).
i know people are already addressing how suicide jokes are like self deprecation jokes where they just keep you stuck in a mentally unwell state but there should be more talk about how them becoming popular again is genuinely desensitizing people to suicidal ideation and even worse desensitizing people to actual suicide notes. take suicide seriously and if the person youre talking to tries to make it into a big joke either they really need help or theyre a really big asshole (and sometimes its both)
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"oh, yeah, i could get a hold of my mother... if someone has a ouija board."
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future husband's gonna have to tolerate my death wish jokes and morbid humor otherwise we won't be able to work.
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Next time the angel of death pops up in my kitchen im flirting with it.
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maaaaajor tone shift i'm sorry 😭 but things might be kinda radio silent on this blog other than for ic posting-- there's some irl trouble going on in my family. without oversharing too hard, cancer is a bitch and i hate it very much. but i'm okay, and i'll be okay; i don't wanna make things too dramatic. all i'm saying is, i just might need some time, occasionally, to come to terms with losing somebody in the family. i appreciate you guys's patience and understanding regardless. 💜
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what if instead of saying execute order sixty-six palpatine messed up and said executive dysfunction, thus making the chips turn every clone into an adhd disaster
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my dad died thursday night/friday morning (midnight) so i'm gonna take a clue from Green Day and vanish.
wake me up when september ends.
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I've been wondering if Sayaka might be on the cover of a tankobon someday, but the previews from ch95 shows that she'll only be in the jacket.
Badum tish...
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babygirl i have this crazy flu rn. i am pumping myself full of antihistamines. i am taking exorbitant amounts of benadryl and claritin and praying to god that my eustachian tube will open up, because my sister's eardrum burst and i dont want that to happen to me. i am taking mucinex and dayquil and downing an iced coffee so i will have a chance at staying awake. i am showering at 3am bc nobody else is using the hot water and i need to turn the bathroom into a sauna so i have a shot at breathing. do you want to go out with me (once im better)
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i left my room to piss and get a drink and im am shaking like im being hunted for sport wtf
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hold on guys my kitten has a tumblr post she wants to make:
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me: discovers i have a rash underneath my left boob
my brain: 🚨🚨🚨 CANCERCANCERCANCER YOU HAVE CANCER 🚨🚨🚨
me: last time i checked i wasn't a doctor but okay anxiety riddled brain
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