#im such a poor writer

[slymanner]

hurt my heart why dontcha.

#adventure time #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #simon petrikov #BMO #this is seriously fucked up u cant do this to me im so sadSNSSN #IMAGINE BEING BMO #just one day finn and jake say they'll brb and they're going on a important mission... #and BMO after this and them being gone for awhile just see's the world go into peril #death everywhere. no sign of his friends expect remnant's of the past.. #and the only survivor is them... #no other's expect the thing who released hell upon this once lively and colorful world in the first place. #and BMO just accept's this...tells themselves that they're still around...cosplay's as they're old friend's...this is fucked up #in the current timeline all his friend's are gone to natural circumstances. #but for this one? it was too early. too sudden. atleast in this one BMO will remember they're name's but...man. #this poor lil robo cant get a BREAK. #AND THEY FUCKING DIE IN SACRIFICE AT THE END TOO SHUTUPPPDPDPDPD #and the fact BMO also consider's “jerry” a friend...not knowing...that the same person caused all this. #this is...SO FUCKED UP #WHY MUST THE SHOW WRITERS DO THIS TO MY HEART.

[cryptidjeepers]

Actually so fucked up that the x files continues to be one of the few shows ive watched where the relationship between the male and female protagonists feel real to me. Like they arent just love interests from the get go. The romantic subtext isnt as important as their platonic relationship most of the time. Mulder is protective of scully because shes his friend. He checks in on her but it never feels like shes being belittled. She feels comfortable speaking her opinion without fearing that mulder will be condescending to her. Idk it just makes me feel safe to watch as a female viewer, knowing there is this respect between the main characters. That these characters actually care about each other. Very refreshing for a 30 year old tv show

#i hope i explained this right? i just feels like a lot of male protagonists have this vibe of wanting or needing something from the female #or the female character is straight up just a love interest or this poor baby that needs to be protected #or the opposite where the female character just wants something from the guy and diesnt actually care #and you're supposed to root for them but they clearly dont care about each other #im tired im sorry #x files #the x files #tv show writers please make your characters actually like each other

[summershouto]

crocomom theory is so funny. ridiculous enough to piss people off but backed by the fact that nothing in canon refutes it 

and yet...also...the sadness of crocodile not knowing his own child is such a concept to me ??

Like..he could’ve given up his baby because he felt no love for it…or at least no attachment strong enough to warrant sacrificing his life plans. He agrees to carry the baby to term but gives it away before he could overthink his decision, telling dragon the child was his and his alone and therefore it was dragons choice on what to do next. For crocodile the choice was clear, the path was set, and he refused to play mother. it was only a blip in his plans until it all comes back at marineford.

or maybe he /did/ love their child but he feared for the baby’s safety...he trusted it with anyone but himself because his life was bound to bring trouble. Dragon was dangerous too but he was fighting for freedom and he claimed to have a plan so crocodile agreed blindly.

or maybe crocodile had the baby unwillingly taken from him. “for the greater good” sorta deal; doing things for the baby’s sake but not on crocodile’s terms. a rough goodbye and the assumption that he’d never know or meet his baby. perhaps he simply woke up and found his baby already gone, already taken “somewhere safer”, or lied to and told that the baby didn’t survive.

No matter the situation, he doesn’t let it take over his life. He accepts it and tells himself to move on. He never even gave the child a name; there’s nothing for him to grieve. Once Ivankov changes crocodile’s sex then it all becomes a part of the past; he could never be that baby’s mother and he pretends he never was in the first place

Until he learns the truth behind dragons name

#me?? writing angst about crocomom?? it’s more likely than you think #I Know I’m insane #but the angst potential of crocomom is an untapped goldmine ok??? #sir crocodile #crocomom theory #crocomom #monkey d. dragon #little baby luffy :) #this is my space to be insane ok just go with it #anyways crocomom canon <333 #I guess crocodad but I say mom just in a birth-giver way #idk if that makes sense #crocodile angst ???? #I cant lmao the pipeline from 'this is a funny theory' to crocomom angst writer is real #but im right idc #the drama is too good #poor sir crocodile

[simon-writes-occasionally]

I think most people looked at Mike and thought "Man I want him to destroy me."

Which. Valid, 100%. He's hot and I can admit that.

(I partially started this blog bc of him, after all)

But man, I want him to be a whining mess under me. I want him to just lay back and relax and not have to worry about doing the work for a bit.

Minors DNI

#mike schmidt #mike schmidt x reader #writer rambles #mike schmidt smut #im also generally a switch so #maybe thats why #but seriously #let the poor man relax and let go of control for a while #if its supposed to be stress relief give it to him by taking over #if you have fic recs feel free to leave them but no fem!reader please #i try sometimes and just change the pronouns but its hard when fics use other very feminine terms

[illegiblehandwriting1]

do you like the color of the sky?

*holds up Sky; he is black and blue*

#smoke & ashes #linked universe #chicken scratch #lu sky #i just- #ohhhh im just such a bad person to him #poor guy always seems to have a Bad Time when i'm around #also btw there's a few of you out there who this also applies to #i see u. u know who you are #sky angst writers unite

[vakarians-babe]

i cannot bring myself to care about people like mary kirby and lukas 'i hate lesbians' kristjansson getting the axe at bioware in this wave of layoffs.

what i DO care about, however, is the fact that this comes just over a year since the Bioware QA team unanimously voted to unionize. as of right now, it would seem that they're being heavily impacted by the layoffs. which feels fairly obvious as union busting to me, ngl.

#im tired of the narrative being 'ohhhh these poor senior writers' #sorry but lukas kristjansson sucks besties #mary kirby is fine ig but like she wrote bianca iirc. everyones favorite emotionally abusive and manipulative gf. #there will always be multiple people contributing to characters but you cant fake a hefty QA team #nor can you pretend not to union bust when thats basically what youre doing #bioware

[equinox-86]

Dark Fate Prologue Sakamaki ver.

♬ BGM: Lethal Dose Chronoclasm ♬

Noctis: *gulp*

Ayato: Fufu… What's wrong Chichinashi? Already pissing yourself because of a few wolves? You're such a coward.

Noctis: Sigh...

Ayato: !!!

*Noctis spits fire*

Noctis: Watch it, nerd.

Ayato: Oi, watch where you aim that thing, you Pyromaniac!

Noctis: Shut up, I just saved your ass!! Be grateful

*HOOOWWWLLLL*

Noctis: Look, they're afraid of the fire and are backing off.

Ayato: Tch. You've got balls playing with that thing. If you grill me you'll pay with your blood, got that?! Aa?!

Noctis: Bet.

Noctis: (As if I'm that careless! Hm... but chasing him around with it doesn't sound too bad either fufufu!)

Noctis turns to Ayato.

Ayato: Oi! Did you not hear what I just said?!

Noctis: Fufu! Relax. I'm just kidding.

Ayato: You...

Subaru: Heh, you got bested by that alcoholic. How lame.

Reiji: Sigh... Quiet. All of you.

══✿══╡°˖✧✿✧˖°╞══✿══

Disclaimer: Noctis did not burn the wolves. She used the fire to intimidate them to create a safety distance between them without causing harm. The same scenario plays out in the Mukami version, but the small Sakamaki script I wrote was funnier ｡:+((*´艸`))+:｡

This is just a piece of what happened in her prologue. I loved the idea of Noctis spitting fire via alcohol as a means of self-defense and wanted to show it off as a cg! Now you know why the meme categorized her as "cause of mansion fire".

Poll answer: This time, her anger is directed at Shin and Carla. While Ayato and Noctis seem like they don't get along, they're actually friends (although they're too stubborn to admit it.) They always poke fun at each other.

THIS WAS SO HARD TO PULL OFF IN SATOI'S STYLE AAAAAAAAAA

Now I'm confident to do the sprites.

#im not a writer RIP #Poor Shu got his PTSD triggered #🥀nox draws #🖤noctis #diabolik lovers oc #diabolik lovers fandom #diabolik lovers fanart #diabolik lovers #diabolik oc #diaboys #vampires #otome #otome game #otome mc #sakamaki #dialovers #dialovers oc #subaru sakamaki #ayato sakamaki #fake screenshot #satoi

[jar-of-maise]

you're gone. your side of our bed is cold, my lungs are rid of the scent i call you, and my hand has forgotten yours. i'm still here, chasing the ghost of who you were.

#lyney x aether after that court room thing #4.0 genshin #spoilers? i think #fontaine #lyney x reader #because that'll be in the story #lyney my poor traumatised boy #it will maybe get better #one day #you can yearn and hope but i am the writer #and therefore im god #lyney #lynette #freminet #aether #paimon #genshin impact #incorrect quotes

[mapleleavesart]

Sooo I'm writing a ROTTMNT thing, and I'm having trouble with getting the boys' characterization right. Anyone have a list of the turtles' verbal and physical quirks and things like that? Honestly anything might help, my writing is kinda stale and idk how to fix it.

#rottmnt #rottmnt fanfic #writer struggles #help #genuinely struggling here #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #im struggling to portray his scientific excitement #rottmnt raph #idk why almost the entire fandom struggles with raph lmao #its kinda funny #also sad. poor boy

[scarawayfromfallingapart]

The fact that Wilson’s proposal to House didn’t result in House playing into it and kissing him full on the mouth in front of everyone in that restaurant is a hate crime against me specifically

#house md #hate crimes md #hilson #james wilson #Gregory house #Greg house #im not even a hilson shipper but this is just poor writing like #house absolutely WOULD kiss him on the mouth for a bit. that is something he would do no question #sigh. homophobic writers in the 2000s. #David shore let me rewrite just this one episode and we can just reshoot that one scene PLEASE #that old woman wanted to see some middle aged men get it on and she was cheated and so was I

[heceb0lus]

Reminder that leona used his “king’s roar” on ruggie //before// his overblot!! Haha isnt that so symbolic? For a person who was always look down on in his own home,treat ruggie,arguably the only person who genuinely wanted leona to be the leader,the same way people treated him at that moment? Essentially proving people who always said that his magic was scary and terryfying right?? Haha

#twst #ruggie bucchi #leona kingscholar #twisted wonderland #can u tell that im mad the writers didnt pay attention to ruggies arm after the overblot and that book 2 is a poor written chapter #even though it is based on such a good movie and racial/social injustice is not talked about enough #leona and ruggie ilysm ill give u justice

[spikes-left-eyebrow]

What i dont get about the buffy verse is how the creators couldnt think of one (1) single thing better than getting fucked sloppy by someone you love. Angel is cursed to never experience true happiness?? If that were me i would be walking on eggshells all the time. I would go full christian. I would be scared to eat a really good slice of pie and go evil mode. Meanwhile my guy angel is doing anything and everything. Falling in love with some child and sexing it up. Youre telling me he didnt see this coming from a mile away?

#btvs #ats #angel btvs #if it were me one good cuddle with my cat and im torturing people to death #great curse concept tho! #poor execution from the writers :/

[connie-taylor]

i want to see ana as the final girl so bad. need to see her absolutely kick the shit out of johnny.

i know that they all die in canon as the game takes place prior to the movie, but i can dream.

pls forgive my writing, it's been a long time since i've really dabbled in writing anything and it's 3:30am so i know there is a ton of errors probably but i needed to get this out!

ur a real one if u peep the taylor swift lyric i included too lmao

"i've got you now, girl."

a moment ago, she was sure she was dead.

terrifingly strong hands had been wrapped around her throat, crushing her airway. she had panicked, her nails scratching desperately at her throat, drawing blood from her attacker. he had laughed loudly, taunting her as her feet kicked against the concrete wall, desperate to find footing. her vision had begun to swim before her eyes, the familiar sting of tears coating her lashes.

ana had let go of johnny's hands in her last moments of consciousness, grabbing blindly at the wall and window ledge behind her. the world had begun to fade to black, and a chill crept slowly across her body. her fingers had grazed something cold - it had stung as she clasped it tight in her hand, but the pain felt miles away. her eyes fluttering shut, she had swung the object as hard as she could in a last second attempt to live. a curse and hiss of pain slipped from johnny's lips, and she felt the brute force on her neck disappear.

ana fell to the floor hard, her knees buckling beneath her as she inhaled raggedly. gasping, the world around her spun, and dizziness threatened to send her fully to the ground. but the sound of johnny to her left sent adrenaline coursing through her. she rose on shaking feet, her vision clearing slowly.

johnny was on the ground in front of her, blood pooling from the side of his neck as his hands tried unsuccessfully to stop the bleeding. he was swearing and grunting in pain, trying to get to his feet when he saw her stand.

she was faster.

ana lunged at him, grabbing the knife he had terrorized her and her friends with for days from the ground beside him before he could properly sit up. she slammed into him, the knife sliding cleanly through his shoulder as he howled in pain. his hands flew from his neck onto her shoulders, trying to shove her back, but she ripped the knife free and swung again. the skin on his hand split open, a violent red crevice marred the calloused skin.

johnny's right hand grasped at the left, gasping in pain as the knife plunged into his forearm once, twice. ana rammed the blade back against his chest once more, the blow knocking the man backward, his head slamming down onto the cold floor of the slaughterhouse with a sickening crack. she didn't stop. her mind was clouded with the acts of cruelty she had seen him inflict on her friends.

the piercing shrieks from julie, bound at the wrists, hung from the basement rafters, as the group helplessly watched johnny circle her like prey, the blade of his knife dragging across her skin slowly.

the enraged curses from danny, spit and blood spewing from him lips as he swung, held up by thick rope tied around his hands as johnny slashed at his arms, his chest, his back.

the pleading whimpers from connie, arms and feet tied behind her back on the floor, as she begged him not to beat her anymore. the sickening thud of his boots meeting her back, her torso, the nauseating snap of her ribs fracturing.

the quiet cries of sonny who tried to keep his fear and pain hidden as he curled up in the corner of the room, arms wrapped tight as he tried to self sooth, blood oozing from a wound on his thigh.

the furious threats leland had spat at johnny the entire time, and the pained sobs as johnny beat him and drove his knife deep into his shoulder.

johnny had hurt her as well. her skin showed the signs of abuse - bruises bloomed across her skin, wounds scabbed over, some still trickling blood, and her entire body ached. despite this, her pain was the furthest thing from her mind. of course, she was angry at him for hurting her, but he had hurt her friends and her sister, and that was more than enough reason to want him dead.

ana straddled his torso and drove the knife downward as quickly as she could, in between his ribs. johnny moaned in pain, blood bubbling out of his mouth as he coughed, staring at the knife in surprise. she threw her arm back and brought the knife down again and again and again. he choked on his own blood. it coated his lips and teeth as he managed a sneer up at her. he looked almost impressed.

he spit to the side, thick red blood splattered onto the floor beside him as he turned his eyes back to her. a wet, raspy chuckle came from him as he watched her raise her blood-soaked arm again.

"sure you wanna go through with this? once you watch someone die, you ain't never the same after that," he mused, coughing again, a rattle of phlegm and blood spewing from his lips. ana's chest clenched tight as his words, a white hot burst of rage flashing before her eyes.

"like you said...family first, asshole!"

coated in dirt and bruises, her face and hair damp with blood (her own? her friends? johnnys?), she knew it had to be this way. her brown eyes were wild with hatred as she shrieked, plunging the knife down one final time. she forced it down into his chest with all the strength she could muster. she was small, but the grief and fury fueled her, and she twisted the knife, putting her entire weight onto the handle, as she raised herself up on her knees. johnny inhaled sharply once, his hands raised as if to pull the knife away before they collapsed at his side. his gutteral sounds stopped with a final, deep exhale. his head lulled to the side, and the life drained from his eyes.

ana watched, her chest rising and falling as she panted, exhausted by the exertion and the pain. she felt something well up deep inside of her when she realized he was gone. she cried out - wasn't this what she wanted, to take the life of the man who lured her sister to her demise, the man who tortured and hurt her friends? she knew that it was, yet her pain remained. her heart was broken, the despair so strong she felt it physically. she didn't know if anyone else was alive, they had been separated after the first few days, and she hadn't seen them since they broke out of the basement at the house - the last she had heard was her friends fighting with the monsters who had held them captive as johnny had chased her from the home.

her stomach lurched as she shakily stood, coughing up bile and stomach acid as she staggered away from johnny's body. she wiped her mouth with the back of her arm, only to feel warmth on her lips. she glanced down at her trembling hands, and her stomach rolled again. her arm was slick with dark blood, and she quickly used the bottom of her shirt to wipe her mouth clean. the nausea remained, but there was nothing left in her to expel. the family had kept them starving and dehydrated, had weakened them in the basement. ana swallowed the lump in her throat as she stepped out of the sliding metal door of the slaughterhouse, into the downpour outside. the rain fell straight down in a heavy torrent, drenching her in seconds. the tear streaks in the blood on her face slowly disappeared as the water washed over her.

numb, her vision blurred with rain and her tears as she stumbled down the concrete steps. as her feet touched the ground, she collapsed into the mud, a sob wrenched from her chest. the dirt around her became tinged red in seconds as the blood ran off of her body. she felt a hot burning deep within her chest, as if she held an inferno inside of her. the reality out here was far too cruel to handle on her own. she felt as though she were dying. her hand clutched at her chest as she sobbed, her head lowered, wet hair obscuring the horrific landscape around her. her lip quivered, and she suddenly felt so small and so alone - this had been all her fault.

it's all your fault, ana.

her mind betrayed her, and the guilt slammed into her as she knelt in the mud, curled up, small, like a wounded animal. maria had already been gone for so long. why hadn't she gone to look for her sooner? why had she held on to any hope of finding her alive, finding her safe, somehow tucked away with a friend she made while taking photos? how stupid she felt. how did she let any of this happen? all she wanted was to find maria, to bring her home and back to the people who loved her.

instead, selfishly, she had led her friends straight into the hands of the devil.

it was as if a dam broke inside her. everything she had held in - for her mother, for herself, for her friends - since maria disappeared was ripped out of her. the reality came crashing down as she struggled to inhale, only to be met almost painfully with gasping, suffocating sobs. it was all too much. she wasn't strong enough for this. she was barely eighteen, still felt like a child. her fingers grasped at her chest as if she were attempting to tear her misery out from inside. throat raw, her battered body shuddered with each violent wail, drowned out by the sheet of rain that fell around her.

lost in insurmountable grief, she barely heard the cry of relief or the soft, uneven footsteps that approached her. barely felt the gentle hand on her exposed shoulder. faintly, ana heard worried murmurs and pained, labored breathing. she felt a million miles away from herself, hidden away in a dark corner in the back of her mind. as if she were watching a film through her own eyes. she vaguely registered the feeling of strong, wide arms wrapping around her in a warm, reassuring embrace.

her initial panic at the contact dimmed as the blood rushing in her ears began to slow, her head lifting as she squinted through the rain. several figures surrounded her, some leaned on each other, some stood alone, and two kneeled down in front of her. she couldn't focus, couldn't make out what was being said to her. the words ran together into an unintelligible mumble, but the voice was familiar, gentle, comforting. ana tried to reply, her throat hoarse, her mouth far too dry to form words. she licked her cracked lips and tried to speak again. the voices told her to save her energy, asked if she could stand. the one on her left said they thought they could carry her. she knew those voices anywhere. she blinked away the rain and tears desperate to see them, and let out another sob, this time of relief and happiness, as their faces swam into view.

her friends were alive... but what was left of them?

#tcm #texas chainsaw massacre #tcsm game #texas chainsaw massacre game #txcsm #ana flores #johnny slaughter #tcm johnny #leland mckinney #connie taylor #julie crawford #maria flores #tcm danny #im tagging everyone cuz they have a nice little cameo at the end.... cept poor maria of course #PLS BE KIND IM NOT A WRITER THERE ARE TONS OF MISTAKES ITS 3:30 AM AND I NEEDED TO POST THIS #super vague/hinted at leland x ana in here at the end btw

[iamnmbr3]

the moment when you realize an ai would've written a better larry show than mike waldron bc an ai would've been trained on previous loki content and thus, unlike mike, would've actually watched the films

#still not over the interview where he didn't even know that loki killed laufey even tho it was a pivotal character moment for him #or how neither he nor kate seem to get that the sylki romance could be read as selfcest or incest bc they thought it was just like #miles/gwen bc they didn't realize “loki” is a name not a title #so sylki isn't like miles/an alternate spider person. it's like miles/an alternate miles. #originally posted this in the discord but im salty so its today its going here too #I genuinely think Mike Waldron is the worst writer I have ever come across. his lack of talent is truly staggering. #Not that the others like Eric Martin are much better #still wild to me that he basically copy pasted his abominable og script and changed a few names and no one cared #or that he could get away with openly messing up basic facts about the character in interviews and showing he never even watched the movies #(The point of this post is to show how abysmally poor the quality of the Larry show was. not to advocate for ai writing) #the point is. mike couldn't even clear that very low bar. the answer is not ai. the answer was hiring actually competent writers #and not making the show with the express intent to undermine loki. bc the show wasn't just bad. it was actively malicious #loki show #loki tv series #loki season 2 #loki tv #loki series #loki tv show #random musings

[ex-karaviav]

(i moved to @karaviav!!)

young dostoyevsky and his friends would meet up and read gogol's works together so yeah, he was technically part of a fanclub

#i love drawing gogol #such a silly guy #russian literature #digital art #fyodor dostoevsky #nikolai gogol #artwork #dostoevksy #mykola hohol #russian writers #russian authors fanart #lord have mercy on me im not dissacrating these poor men's names in vain i swear

[goat-fanatic]

i think dean is geniunely one of the most tragic characters ever written. All he wants to do for 15 seasons of this fucking show is to make things right but hes so severly doomed by the narrative and everything goes wrong for him all of the time. he wants to be loved so bad but he selfsabotages all of his relationships cuz bro clearly has severe abandonment issues. and even in the end its all for nothing cuz he dies on a hunt just like he began with a job resume on his desk AND NOTHING EVER CHANGED FOR HIM. NOTHING

#im so sane im so normal #the writers of this show are sadists #my poor boy #spnfandom #dean winchester