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fullsaw · 7 months
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People don't understand the tragedy of being irish and not have a semblance of an accent
I've been asked if i was american while on holiday like twice i cant bare it much longer
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haylie0-o · 2 months
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ITS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!
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themagicbrew · 1 year
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coollittlecheeseman · 2 years
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I have been giggling at queen Elizabeth death memes for the past 12 minutes
I love supernatural. Will I ever watch it??? Probably not. But I adore it I have seen every variation of those two guys where one confesses and the others like "the queen is dead"
And those mega mind memes
God Tumblr is an amazing place
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secret-donut-whore · 6 months
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are you irish?
Mhm, I am :3 and very happy of the fact aside from the slight issue of all the cute girls who like flirting with me not being in Ireland
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benkybot · 1 year
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there is no "british" football team learn to read seppo
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Will not take slander from someone looking like this
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heinous-bitch · 8 months
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can we talk about Hozier's Anything But's double sense??? it can mean "if I was the Death, I'll let you live forever. if I was a stampede, you'd get unhurt. you don't deserve anything bad from me" BUT IT CAN ALSO MEAN "christ you're so fucking awful I wouldn't touch you with a hundred meter stick. you don't even deserve the worst of me, you waste of time" ugh his mind
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blondie-drawings · 1 month
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bethfuller · 2 years
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the clouds parted for an instant.
follow my instagram! :)
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mochinomnoms · 3 months
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Post-jadeGetsLaid scenario where yuu is just straddling his lap and handfeeding him food in-between kisses while brushing his hair with their fingers like a good future spouse and jade is just in domestic bliss. Just a soft moment that slowly leads to equally as soft smut because lo and behold. Yuu has been grinding on him for the past 10 minutes and saying shit like "How many kids do you want?" "Promise you'll come home to me everyday when we're married. Ok?" And it's Doing Things ™ to him
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me reading this ask:
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Doing this to him??? THIS ASK IS DOING THINGS TO ME OML
Jade is living in bliss as Yuu sits on his lap, pressing the most chaste kisses possible as their hips grind into him, making him grasp at them like they're his last reason for living. Maybe they are, with the way they're murmuring sweet words, asking him questions like “Do you think we'll live in the sea or on land? I don't care as long as I'm with you.”
There's a lump in his throat as Yuu gently scratches into Jade's scalp, brushing his black strand away from his face. They're cooing, “You're so pretty Jade, I'm going to have the prettiest husband to ever exist, you know?”
A few more sweet whispers, gasps, soft moans and he is slowly losing his resolve. Jade would be positive that this was a dream if it didn't feel so real. Even if it was, it was nice to not pine and just give in to his affections with no remorse.
The straw that broke the eel's back however were these very three questions, one asked right after the other: “Do you want a big family, Jade? Do you think you can give me twins, or maybe even triplets, on the first try? If you can, I promise you can knock me up as many times as you want, do you wanna do that Jade~”
Jade grabbed them by the waist, pushing them down into the bed as he hovered over them, grinding his dick into them with a grin and ever so slightly feral gleam in his eye.
“Is that so? Well then, we better get to work. I'm not one to disappoint, especially if you're promising to make me at daddy~ Let's aim for twins, I want to see how quickly I can give you another set after our first two.”
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k-wame · 1 day
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josh o'connor has been queer in 8 roles and about to add a 9th. give the man an honorary oscar draped in the colours
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ecstarry · 29 days
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im so so so tired of seeing people use james latin identity as an accessory but NEVER doing the actual research to make him even slightly accurate to ANY latin american country.
STOP USING OUR CULTURE AS A FUCKING COSTUME IN YOUR FICS. IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY LATINX FRIENDS TO HELP YOU, THERE ARE ENDLESS RESOURCES OUTSIDE OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE FOR YOU TO WRITE HIM RIGHT
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whilomm · 2 years
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OH YEAH, THE ENTIRE STADIUMS CHANTING ABOUT HOW SHE WAS DEAD SEEMED REAL FUCKIN WON OVER LMAO
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irishmammonagenda · 2 months
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“What do you think you’re doing?” The Avatar of Gluttony says, uncharacteristically angry, demon form out, bhí a sciatháin ildaite ag bualadh go feargach.
You’re trembling still, the previous altercation sparking in your nerves, although, cool, refreshing relief courses through your veins as you look up at the redhaired Demon.
Beel’s eyes. That was all you could look at. You had seen a plethera of emotions painted in his purple pupils, most commonly serenity, or joy, hunger or thirst, less commonly sadness poisoned his expression, rarely anger, annoyance yes, the expression he’d make before he went on a rampage that was a mix between hunger and anger, yes. But you’d never seen the pure unbridled fury ablaze in his eyes like you were seeing right now.
Not directed at you, never at you. Rather directed at the demon who had tried to give you a beating; Beel had stumbled upon it whilst looking for his twin, and A Thiarna is a Dhia, was he furious. You shivered, it was a scary sight.
Iridescent ildaite wings buzz angrily. The air is thick, Beel runs his tongue over his fangs threateningly, staring menacingly at the demon, who, gaining its senses, flees, tail between its legs. Beel lets it run, having a longtime learned from Lucifer how to play an cluiche cleasach.
Besides, letting the demon wallow in its fear for a while would make it taste a lot better when he disposed of the threat.
He wouldn’t tell you that, though, to protect your soft, pure, sparkling human soul.
Leaving you alone with a seething Demon, you trembled. Normally, you would trust Beelzebub with your life, but the sheer power buzzing around him paired with the rage doused you in icy cold water, a strong reminder that your reisdent softy was ifnfact capable of horrors beyond you comprehension.
You whimper, Beel snaps his head towards you in an instant, the fury in his eyes softening. Suddenly, his hands are on you, pulling you into strong arms. You shake involuntarily.
Beel coos at you in a language long dead, the syllables are harsh and guttural, like waves crashing into the shore. A huge hand comes up to pet your hair, so gentle it almost hurts.
You stay there for a while, in that empty classroom, enveloped in Beel’s arms. Slowly but surely you lean into his touch, your heartrate calmed, your head resting against his muscled chest, it was silly to think even for a moment that he would hurt you, laughable even.
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dia daoibh (hello to you [plural]) grma for reading as per usual 🫶🫶, heres the meanings of the words:
‘A Thiarna is a Dhia’ (A year-nah is a Yee-ah’) is a way of saying, ‘Goodness Gracious’/‘Good God’ etc
as per usual I cant write pronounciations😔
‘An Cluiche Cleasach’ (An Clue-Heh Clah-Sa) -The Sneaky Game’, bc i have no idea how to say the long game in irish and cluiche fada sounds wrong.
Now for the big one😰:
‘bhí a sciatháin ildaite ag bualadh go feargach.’
(pronounced: Vee ah Scee-ah-han ill-dat-che egg beh-whale-oo go fair-eh-gawk’)
as per usual the ‘k’ sound in feargach is pronounced with your throat, its technically right to just pronounce it ‘k’ (like the word chick in english) but its not the way native speakers pronounce it‼️
this roughly translates to: ‘His colourful wings were flapping angrily’
bualadh comes from the verb ‘buail’ which can mean a lot of things, but paired with ‘ag’ and ‘sciatháin’ it means ‘flapping wings’
heres a photo of me trying to explain it, please ignore my handwriting i tried to make it neat😔✊
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shit-talker · 3 months
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Roach definitely has a tiktok where he literally just shitposts but it is super fucking popular for no reason. Because of the really spotty internet he has basically all of the time, he doesn't really interact with any of his fans, but there was once like five months where he didnt post and people started cancelling him for "propaganda".
It had all pretty much calmed down by the time he even realised it was happening, but in response he posted a video of Gaz and Soap, both high on pain meds laying in beds next to each other meowing at each other because they both think the other is a real cat (for some reason). He just slowly pans it to Ghost, who is sitting deadly still, eyes balnkly staring at a wall. He looks tormented. He switches the camera to his own face and pulls the polite-awkward-british-smile and just nods.
It's got clown music playing in the background, and the caption with absolutely no hashtags is just "Honestly thought my account was the definition of 'anti propoganda' but ok (i am in hell (please save me (this is a joke (for legal reasons (god bless the queen)))))
Almost every single comment is ; "It's a king now actually"
He then posts a video of him and the guys all saluting to a picture of Trisha Paytas. No caption at all. No hashtags.
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You might say Nathan is the prettier friend and "I have never seen two pretty best friends"
But Nathan's pov is this. He tossed a green cloth on him.
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Without text and cut and mtl reference:
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