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snoopy image of the day

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I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post

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you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

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yeah sure why not

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"I'm just gonna squeeze in here".

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whatever

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"are you wearing the-"

the snoots? yeah i am

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People don't know this but I shower everyday. It's not even to get clean I love showering. It's always shower time here in my house. The first thing I did when I was a kid and I moved to my new house was shower. I'm always counting the time for my next shower. I shower at 1 AM, 4 PM, 6 AM, any time is shower time. Soap, shampoo, conditioner, my best friends. I don't go anywhere without showering first. Wanna have sex? It's gonna be shower sex with me sooner or later (sooner). They call me The Shower or El Duchas in the Spanish dub. I'm showering right now.

#leyendo esto despues de ducharme casualmente

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"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" OK well I can sit behind him and wrap my arms around his middle and comfortingly rock him side to side

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

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De : @no_honey_art en ig

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I'm what could be salvaged from this diary, written by an early post-colonial south american ("Argentinean", or perhaps "Uruguayan") person, we can read that they saw the daily "shower" ritual ("ducha", in Spanish, which could have been their mother tounge) as a time to disconnect, relax, and be alone with themselves.

The constant streaming of water and the use of manufactured chemical products didn't only clean them in the literal sense, taking off the grime and sweat off their body, but also served to symbolically start another day, without yesterday's burdens.

This person tried to never break their ritualistic cleaning, they mention that they prefer showering at evening or early night, but that sometimes they shower late, after everyone else has gone to bed, which adds to the experience of being alone, with only the water as company.

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hiring a wizard to break whatever curse is holding henry kissingers shitty body together and laughing with childish glee as he instantly collapses into individual limbs like a lego character

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this is also how I reply to them.

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hace mucho que no tengo anon hate de libertarios. mis teorías de por qué son:

se murieron todos (ideal)

me bloquearon todos (menos ideal pero me da paz)

se dieron cuenta que en tumblr hay mayoría de zurdos y no de porno (evidencia lo boludos que son)

#place your bets gentlemen

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