#im embarrased for everyone who has liked his post

[jewreallythinkthat]

Ok so ... Today's absolutely fucking batshit post that I had to read with my own two eyes

We all know Mohamed Hadid is a foaming at the mouth antisemite but this is a new level.

Let's start with the caption:

1. The implication all Jews are American? Insane, untrue, erasing all Jewish history in Israel which dates back to before the Arabization of the middle east.

2. No one has a single percent of Semite in them because Semite is not a race, it's an obsolete term for a family of languages (including both Hebrew and Arabic) however I need to specify that "Antisemitism" was coined as a term specifically about Jew hate. That's what it means, it's actually nothing to do with the language Hebrew at all, it was an attempt to sciencify "judenhass" and make it sound acceptable.

Now to the post itself:

3. If you demand an end to colonialism, boy have I got something to explain about why the official language of Morocco, a country the width of a continent away from the Arabian Peninsula is Moroccan Arabic... Or to be honest, the reason that Arabs are the main demographic anywhere outside the Arabian Peninsula where they originally came from. I understand that peoples migrate but that involves moving from one place to another, not expanding our and literally colonising everything around you. The Arab conquests of the MENA region are a well documented part of history...

4. Demanding a ceasefire is all well and good but we are all aware that we will never be going back to the status quo of before - which frankly is all a ceasefire with no actual work done to rebuild and move towards peace will do. A ceasefire neccestiates thought on what happens next. This is not to say people shouldn't be advocating for an cease to the fighting, they should, this all needs to end. What people have to also do is also be discussing what happens next. The old status quo was unsustainable, and with the mounting evidence that Gazans who worked in Israel helped with the planning of Black Saturday, we will never again see the relations between the people in southern Israel and those in Gaza go "back to normal".

I would love a ceasefire but we need to talk about what happens next in the same conversation. To ignore that is at best naïve and at worst, willfully ignorant because just stopping and Israel withdrawing will do nothing to help rebuild because we all know that everyone will lose interest if that happens, as has happened over and over again.

5. It's well known that Jews are indigenous to Israel and the ancient kingdom of Judea. It's literally in the etymology of the world. Now, obviously multiple groups can be indiginous to one area, but length of time residing there is not a marker of indiginunity, it's literally a childlike playground tactic. Straight up rewriting history... We all know how bad that is.

Mohamed Hadid has over a million followers. His daughters have a total of 130 million. They can post misinformation and almost ten times the number of Jews who exist in the world will see it. This is so dangerous and frankly this level of deranged lying on the internet does not nothing to help end the war, it just puts Jews outside of Israel more at risk. We are being murdered in the streets, in our places of work and everyone is cheering it on.

The irony of people applauding the murder of Jews calling us neo-nazis is not lost on me and it's unreal that we aren't even allowed to stand up to it. Let's be very blunt here, if you are justifying the slaughter of Jews, who's the real nazi?

An additional Edit:

There will never be a ceasefire without release of the hostages and bodies kidnapped into Gaza. Like it's so stupid to think otherwise. Especially with Hamas currently refusing to give a list of who is still alive (they said they couldn't give a list until they knew the terms of a ceasefire which clearly means they COULD do it, but they are choosing not to)

#jumblr #antisemitism #i/p #cw nazi mention #this man and his daughters are a danger to jews everywhere #his daughters holiday in israel and then demonise it online. the least they could do is habe integrity and not be hypocritical #this sort of lying is so dangerous #and he knows that #he is just as dangerous as the extreme zionists who believe gaza and the west bank should become part of israel #he is an antisemite and he is applauded for it #im embarrased for everyone who has liked his post

[strawbs-screaming]

the boxers at a fancy restaurant

help my posts arent getting as much likes as before has tumblr decided to kill my blog, also pretend they actually started hanging out very recently and no one really tolerates aran yet

Glass Joe

- casually trying to have his escargot, pretending aran didnt just order chicken tenders at a 5 star restaurant

- chugging down on red wine like your aunt at the family reunion after the divorce

- you know how your mom gives you THAT stare when you sit in a "not very proper" way at a guest's house? Hes just giving that one look at anyone misbehaving

- doing his best to not break a bottle on someones head, broke a wine glass in his hand from anger

Von Kaiser

- Just staring at Joe, eye to eye, trying to talk in stares, cant tell if Joe is judging him or trying to beg for help

- side eyeing anyone in his vicinity who dares to actually call out the awkward tension thats in the air

- choked on his spaghetti halfway through the dinner

- trying to signal to Joe to put down the wine glass

- planning to just get up and leave

Disco Kid

- not feeling the tension in the air, treating it as everyone being shy, got hit in the face with the realization halfway through his steak, his smile faded quicker than he blinked

- concerned for Joe, kind of afraid to ask if hes okay

- avoiding eye contact as much as possible, only to end up staring into the soul of a underpaid waiter

- wanted to order off the kids menu but too embarrased

King Hippo

- Casually eating, hes the only one not understanding the tension

- accidentally ate a fork

- Just eating his lobster bisque not understanding why Joe is staring at aran with murderous intent

- staring off into the void

Piston Hondo

- my god this mans TENSE. Sweating his soul out both from the stress in the air & bright lights. is concerned if hes using the correct fork while king hippo just eats the plate

- visibly sweating, cant tell if hes being held at gunpoint or having dinner

- staring at his plate in fear

Bear Hugger

- trying to do icebreakers but falling, getting dirty looks from Joe

- stuffing grilled salmon in his pockets for mrs bear

- planning to escape from the bathroom window

- also visibly tense, staring at hondo with a look of concern only to get another look of concern back

Great Tiger

- sipping his drink while pretending to be calm, internal screaming

- looks really calm, is actually considering teleporting away

- blinking to avoid eye contact

Don Flamenco

- casually chatting away with Hippo, trying to live laugh love out of the stress

- only person who had the gut to tell Joe to stop drinking wine

- "joe, arent you having too much wine?"

- "no."

- feels like hes on death row

Aran Ryan

- ordered chicken tenders from the kids menu, got up to annoy the lobsters in the lobster tank at some point

- talking about childhood memories, thinking hes clearing the air when everyones just concerned and wants to leave

- hit on a waitress while ordering orange juice, how romantic

Soda Popinski

- chatting with king hippo & don flamenco, hes not aware of the tension and thinks everyones just awkward

- only person Joe isnt side-eyeing

- actually listening to aran talk

Bald Bull

- got up halfway through and escaped from the window in the bathroom, ran to his limo & went away, hes not having this today no thank you, also got piston hondo along with him since he was concerned he'd have a heat stroke

- was eating mussels, actually enjoyed it until the tension got too much for him

- not going to acknowledge the fact he climbed through a bathroom window just to escape until hes on his death bed

Super Macho Man

- came 20 minutes late, no shame, no guilt, reeking of axe body spray

- casually eating his food while flexing his watch, no ones listening please just eat your food

- not a hint of stress from him, Just live laugh love'ing out here

Mr Sandman

- also side eyeing everyone, not that tense but more judgy, def thinking "im the only normal one here"

- got a headache

- regrets planning this out

#punch out #headcanon #punch out wii #punch out headcanons #bald bull #aran ryan #don flamenco #glass joe #piston hondo #great tiger #i need to sleep its 3 am #Hate the fact that live laugh love is becoming a daily part of my vocabulary

[sludgewolf]

hello!! can you write cronus being friends with human eridan’s matesprit (m or gn)? ty!!

thanks for sending this ask this is such a different and cool idea, im so sry it took so long ;-;

Warning: none rly, just some sibling behavior between the Amporas/ maybe foul language

Disclaimer: do not copy, repost, take or feed to AI or NFTs anything I post

Masterlist

A Spy on the Inside - platonic Cronus x Eridan's human matesprit!reader

Despite how clingy Eridan is with you he's still very privy about his personal life

not with you, but with his "extended family"

it took him some perigees being with you before you to even met his lusus

in Eri’s defense his charge has a horrible temper and has hated everyone he met before meeting you

But Cronus is a whole different thing

Eridan told you multiple stories when you were meeting each other of his great ancestor, a troll legend that worked under )(er Imperious Condescension herself, the Orphaner Dualscar

and now that he met pre-scratch Dualscar and it was just bizarre to say the least, and to be honest, he didn't really like him at all

he actively avoided the older Ampora every chance he got

and he would do anything in his power to keep you as far away from the sea douche as possible

When you asked him about it he waved his hands around telling you that you're just to handsome and precious for Cronus to not flirt with you 

Eridan also told you of the not at all pleasant experience he had when he met Cronus

and with that you decided that you yourself didn't really want o meet the failed Orphaner 

Especially because of all descriptions you heard of him from the others, he sounded like a creep, a weirdo and someone you wouldn't aproach without at least bear spray and a taser

But as always, fate had other plans for you

Today you were going out to grab yourself some coffee, take a walk to get out of the house for a bit and have some time for yourself

Cronus, who just can't mind his damn business for the life of him, saw you for afar, he immediately recognised the scarf Eridan "lent you" and approached you

fortunately not with the intention to flirt or even bother you, but with a plan to piss his little dancestor off as much as possible

Cronus ended up actually being someone fun and easy to talk to and once he revealed to you his diabolical plan, you were immediately on board

Every time you saw each other you would tell some of the most embarrassing stories of Eridan that would come to your minds or coming up with various different pranks you could pull on the small troll

and next time you saw said troll you'd drop little hints that you knew of some stories he has too embarrased to tell you

But as time went on you started to hang out more and more just for the fun of it, to enjoy each other’s company 

And once the little violet found you out he was pissed

as well as worried for you

But when he found out you and cronus were just being little shits together, no second intentions, he went back to being pissed

for a whole ass week he didn't talk to neither of you

not until you showed up at his door with ice cream and some shitty fashion police episodes

Little Danny really missed you and jumped into your arms as soon as he opened the door

He knew he couldn't do much about your new friendship other than cutely pout at you while you laughed

Eridan loves your laugh and always tries to make you smile, but not when it is because youre laughing at his old wiggler photos Cronus got from Skyhorse Dad

Despite all the teasing and joking around you still loved him and didn't just want to make fun of him

so you and Cro started to work together, once more behind Danny’s back, but this time to craft him a surprise

Together you wrote him a short story of a prince who was prophesied by angels to use their magical powers to defeat a great evil, said destiny being passed down to them by their ancestor who failed to fulfill it 

ok, cronus came up with most of the plot and ofc, the self centered bitch had to insert himself in some way

but the idea was just so fun that you just needed to write it

besides, it didn't need to be super good, it just had to be readable and fun for Eri

Once you present the gift to him all the pouting and grumbling is gone and in it’s place you got an arm full of matesprit 

As much as your fish prince pretends that he doesn't like magic you can literally see how his eyes light up and how his ear fins flicker with curiosity when it comes to it

And while reading your story its no different 

the troll curls up on one of his softest piles, dragging you with him for cuddles, and reads it all in one day 

Eridan just absolutely loves it all, the overused plot, how the main character is “just so like him!”, the grammar mistakes you ended up overlooking 

by nightfall he’s purring to you until you fall asleep as a thanks, he will maybe talk to Cronus next night, right now he’d rather be spending some time with you

since cronus stole you away for some nights for this -3-

#homestuck #homestuck headcanons #eridan ampora #eridan ampora x reader #cronus ampora #cronus ampora x reader #platonic cronus #asks

[whenthedoctorwashim]

useless duffers

okay i've read so many posts similar to this but i guess i kinda need to get it out as well.

first of all at this time of consumerism of tv shows and movies, representation became much much more important compared to earlier decades. we need diversity and i dont care the aspects of it just diversity. race, political opinion, sexuality, religion i just dont care we need every single of that and we've been craving for it for such a long time. we DESERVE it. especially from the queerbaiting perspective we just deserve it.

and i'm sick of having to talk about this in 2022. this is fucking embarrasing for humanity.

okay let me just get back to st point of it.

im just leaving will to the end because god thats gonna take time.

everyone in st has some deeply heavy trauma but lets just focus on max's just for the sake of my rambling and vol 1 aspect of it. max had clearly depression. she lost a family member she is just pushing herself away from everyone who cares about her etc. the scene where max was captured by vecna i just immediately thought "yeah i mean she cant die that would just be trash and duffers wouldn't do that you have to show some strength you have to show a meaningful scene where she needs to rescue herself i mean this is the point of the show, outcasts survive, LIVE, they realize their worth and they have each other" and then she was finally able to run away from her *demons*/vecna/ and came to realization that her life is worth something was so impactful. I fell in love with the scene because thats all we could ask for. We can overcome our mental issues. We just need strenght, love and support system. What is the point of the storytelling if you build up your characters' background in such a rich way but then just throw it in trash by killing them in such a weak fearful way??

yeaahh about that.

MY BOY WILL.

oh my god will. he is a gay boy in 80s. he is getting bullied by his father and classmates because of it. he is in love with his straight best friend. their group is getting bullied for being *nerds* as well. he is basically the representative for hundreds of gay kids in 80s. a lot of people saw themselves in will. they get bullied, they get attacked, they get called as an outcast just like will.

so from the point of storytelling; what is the impactful, meaningful and honestly the RIGHT direction for will? Well thats fucking easy. He needs to find happiness and love he deserves. He need to realise that he is NOT a mistake or burden for those around him. He needs to be appreciated and get the support system he needs.

My boy got fucking dragged down to the upside down. he got back and everything changed. the boy who he is in love with changed, their dnd group changed. He was just trying to cling onto something that made him happy and their friends didnt even see that. then as time progresses he just became more and more like a silent forgotten character in the group??? he moved away from the only place he knows as home and then his best friend didnt even try to stay in contact with him??? but will is still in love with him?? but he still thinks he is the mistake?? he is wrong for being like this?? and his friends dont even care about him?? they forget his fucking birthday??? actually noone cared about his fucking birthday?? he just fucking cried his eyes out in the car with his best friend sitting next to him and noone noticed??? he cant even find the words to tell his brother how he feels and somehow we should be okay??? he just watched his best friend saying the day he disappeared was the day he was born and somehow that should be romantic from another point of view???

im so fucking angry im just gonna stop.

will could be so beautiful. will's arc could be soooo meaningful. he had all the powerful elements. he was the hero he was the HEART of the group. i dont care what anyone says. he was the survivor and he was wise one with a lost voice.

as much as i love byler i didnt need to have it. i just needed will to be in peace with himself and find some resolution. i needed him to be free of his demons. i needed his running max scene. he deserves it so fucking much.

but instead we get blinded, on the verge of death max and crying his eyes out, trying to save a weird meaningless straight relationship will.

thanks duffers. fuck you.

#st4 spoilers #will byers #stranger things #st vol 2 #i didnt even talk about eleven #god they did everyone dirty didnt they #just be a constant i guess #thats what duffers like #evolvement #we dont know her #if you are a constant you stay alive #just learn nothing and suffer in your meaningless void #if you try to learn and love #you die #especially if you are gay #why are you even alive man jeez #you are mistake right #you just needed the 80s music and clothes fuckers #you didnt need to be 80s style douchebags

[im-not-a-simp-i-swear]

Can you do a post where MC scares the brothers with an airhorn? Like goes around, attaches one on a chair, and waits to see their reaction?

AIRHORN PRANK TO THE BROTHERS

The plan was simple, just tape in a very descrete way an airhorn under your favorite demon's dinner chair and when they sit down there later today trigger such airhorn. The beauty would be their reaction...

💙LUCIFER

- he will jump a bit off guard by the sudden noise, and he will feel embarrassed that the rest of his brothers saw that, and boy oh boy will he start pointing fingers at who it could've been

- being you i wouldn't admit to such a crime and instead watch hell at it's most finest

- watch as Luci blaims Satan and Belphie for the prank and how he loses it for such a bad prank

- as Satan and Belphie claim that they wouldn't pull off such a basic prank on Lucifer. The oldest would start interrogating the other brothers

- seeing his siblings claiming inocence, and you being awfully quite... he will be very dissapointed in you, have fun cleaning the HoL for the remaining year.

💛MAMMON

- will also jump scared by the sudden noise

- while he'd confront his brothers about it, they all wouldnt take him as seriouly as the first born

- when he discovers it was you all along however he will get very tsundery? And will start asking why you would even do such a thing to your first man, he pretty much feels betrayed... for about 5 seconds.

- he then will try to convince you to help him out with trying to recreate such pranks with the rest of the brothers

🧡LEVIATHAN

- the embarrasment, the horror, leviathan has fallen for a normie prank... and everyone saw his scared reaction

- while he claims he was just caught offguard by the loud sound, he cant handle the embarrasment and will definetely hide in his room for a very good while

- it doesnt help that it was you who pulled such prank, we all know this boy doesnt have the best self esteem, so such case just lowers it more

- you better show the poor guy some affection to make up for the situation

- as a result he is playing more jumpscare games than usual to not fall for such a prank again

💚SATAN

- will either end up eyes wide open from the sudden honk or will fly away like cats do when they see a pickle (look that up if you dont know what im talking about please its adorable)

- after blushing embarrassed that they got scared by an airhorn, the laughing from the others will quickly die off when his rage starts to show

- start running MC before he discovers it was you, and yes, he WILL figure out who it was before everyone heads to bed, so make sure to be quick

- once he catches you its over, better beg for forgiveness and start planning for a way to make it up for him cause he is p i s s e d

- somehow this gives you an advantage for future plans in the anti-lucifer gang (idk remember the name dont @ me) so that such pranks can be done to the eldest himself

💖ASMODEUS

- will laugh it off but you can see his embarrassment, it doesnt help the laughing from everyone else towards him

- he also notices pretty quickly your silence so he will confront you about it, and by confronting i mean he will enter character and be the great drama queen asmo can be

- it will take a good moment for him to forgive you, specifically a good couple of minutes. You'll notice this by how quickly he goes from never wanting to even look at you again to hugging you

- just avoid bringing up the prank again cause he will pretend it never happened, not bringing it up will avoid an argument as you try to insist that he did get scared by your airhorn prank

❤BEELZEBUB

- is caught offguard but not in the same way as the others

- his eyes will just widen up by the sudden noise but he wont jump or scream, he'll just turn around confused as to where the sound came from

- his reaction and its originality would be enough to make the rest laugh, its too cute and funny to ignore

- he wont even bother finding out who pulled out the prank, if you want credit you'll have to tell him. This'll lead to him asking you why you did the prank

- once you explain the joke behind the prank he'll let out a cute chuckle, he finds it cute and funny that you tried to pull out such a prank on him

- go get some snacks as celebration??? He's hungy anyways

💜BELPHEGOR

- confusion 2.0

- also angy because he was half asleep when hebwas sitting on the chair, who dare wake up the avatar of sloth? >:/

- will start asking the others about who did it, not interogating because that would take so loooooooong, only to be even more annoyed that none of his brothers did it

- when its revealed to be you all along he'll claim that, as either revenge or recompensation, he must now use you as a personal pillow to make up for the wasted time that he was about to use for sleep

#obey me #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey mammon #obey me belphegor #obey me headcanons #obey me mc #obey me crack

[mitts2002]

Aight’ Bet

Hi this is my first time posting on here so I hope whoever is reading this enjoys!! This is a noritoshi kamo x reader where the nori and (Y/N) need a little push from their wonderful Gojo sensei to finally confess~

"Dont you think (Y/N) and noritoshi would make the cutest couple!?" Gojo screamed over the phone to Utahime who sighed in response.

"I can't help but disagree Gojo, Noritoshi doesn't seem ready for a relationship plus is the only reason you rang me really to discuss our students non existent love lives?" Utahime retorted knowing that the couple would in fact be adorable yet refusing to accept that Gojo could actually be right about something.

"No Utahime! I bet if them two were able to spend a few hours together the tension would build up so high that one of them would burst and BAM a couple would be born" the blue eyed male replied, the volume of his voice increasing with each word trying to convince her that they were the highschool sweethearts the jujustu world needed.

“How could you even say that!? I get that its cute whenever they glance at each other and shy away with cute little blushing cheeks but i bet it would take more than a few hours for a whole relationship to-” “OH you bet“ Gojo interrupted an obvious smirk on his face knowing Utahime wouldn’t back down from his advances.

“you know what i meant idiot i wasn’t actually trying to make a bet with you especially after what happened last time” the black haired woman scoffed after hearing a chuckle through the phone.

“Aight’ bet! tomorrow ill bring my second years to kyoto for some training and then lets see if something happens between our precious students“ Gojo proposed excitedly as if he were a child in a sweet shop.

“you know what fine! and im only agreeing cause i know nothings gonna happen tomorrow between them i mean noritoshi is too stiff and (Y/N) always backs out last minute” utahime exclaimed not wanting to prove Gojo right. “GREAT! if i win then you will have to be my slave for 2 whole days and if you win ill be your-” “wait i never agreed to that!” “see ya tomorrow then!” Gojo had quickly rushed his farewells before hanging up relieved he avoided Utahime’s lecture.

"Alright class!" Gojo sensei yelled excitingly as he burst through the doors. This overgrown man child always had something new, it could never be a regular class where his students actually learn then were let out for a break. No Gojo Satorou had to be the most extra male on this earth and for the first time ever it worked in his second year student (Y/N)'s favour.

"What it is now?" Maki groaned with an annoyed expression on her face. No one could blame her though after all the blindfolded man put his beloved students through. "Don't be so sour maki! Be like me a sweet little mochi~ Oh and before I forget I wanted to let you all know that we will meeting with our lovely sister school for some training. Isnt that great!?" Gojo sensei had announced clapping his hands and smiling brightly.

'I wonder if training is all this is' (Y/N) thought to herself realising how sus this situation was before speaking out "wait Gojo sensei weren't we meant to learn a super secret technique today? You said that you were gonna show it us yesterday and that nothing could stop you" (Y/N) questioned as Inumaki gave a little "shake" for support.

"Well my dear (Y/N) something VERY important has come up and we must go to kyoto immediately. You have no right to deny and we will be leaving in 30 minutes so go grab whatever you kids need" Gojo sensei had practically sung before skipping out the door. What an odd man everyone collectively thought before getting up to grab whatever they needed.

30 minutes has passed and in that time panda had gathered his and maki's weapons while you and toge stocked up on cough medicine and basic medical equipment. The journey was short since Gojo had practically teleported you all there and all that was left was to approach the students.

A few figures from the distance were slowly coming into view and (Y/N) could vaguely make out that only utahime, miwa, mai, momo and noritoshi had attended this last minute joint training.

Despite the others reaching and gathering around your small group of second years giving their greetings the only thing your eyes could focus on was noritoshi’s thick black hair as it gently swayed in the breeze. Honestly it was as if the man was in a L'Oréal advert or something.

"(Y/N) stop staring we all know you both have this weird thing going on but we're here to train not flirt dumbass" Maki had whispered into your ear but little did she know that you were in fact here to flirt and not train due to a certain bet between two teachers.

“alright kids listen up! me and the wonderful Utahime sensei have set up this last minute training as its always good to train with new people and techniques. Everyone will be working in pairs“ Gojo announced before Utahime continued.

“The teams we decided on today will be Maki and Miwa, Momo and Imumaki, Panda and Mai then (Y/N) and Noritoshi. Eveyones free to do whatever they want in their sparring matches just don’t severely injure each other, me and Gojo will be watching over the matches and determine the winners“ Utahime informed all the students before they scurried off to in different spaced out areas.

"So Noritoshi how are you? Its been a while since we've last seen eachother" (Y/N) said trying not to let her nervousness show.

"I'm alright just studying and training to be honest. Although I recently started to practice cursive and can even write my own name now" he responded with pride and a small nice.

You laughed causing Noritoshi to cock his head to the side in confusion. "Is there something wrong with cursive?" His deep voice asked with clear offense.

"No no it's just that's so freaking cute and you look so happy about it too" (Y/N) teased with more laughter and ruffled his hair

"Oi don't touch my hair do you know how long it takes to do these wrap bang things?"

"Well how would I know I've never done them nori"

"Well one day I could teach you if you'd like" Noritoshi offered looking to the side trying to hide his red cheeks.

"Aww I'd love that I'm awful at doing hair to be honest so learning some new styles would be great but first we gotta get this dumb sparring match over and done with" (Y/N) moaned as she got into position.

_______________________________

An hour had flew by and the students were taking a break from their matches happily chatting away while the teachers spoke in private about their progress. “come on look at the way they look at eachother OH (Y/N) touched his shoulder SHES FLIRTIN-” “GOJO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR SO DAMN LOUD” “sorry but loooook they in love” Gojo cried out with fake tears in his cerulean eyes

“Alright lets just observe look theyre going to the vending machine to get some drinks like FRIENDS DO“ Utahime emphasised on the friends worried she might lose and become this awful mans slave for 2 days.

_______________________________

“Nori im gonna go get a drink from the vending machine do you want one?” “Actually ill just come with you if you dont mind” “OH sure thats fine does anyone else want anything!?” (Y/N) yelled to the whole group receiving a choir of get me this please or get me that and the single tuna mayo.

The walk to the vending machine was quiet but a comfortable silence had fallen upon the pair. It was always like this when you were around Noritoshi Kamo. Peaceful. She didnt feel the need to go the extra mile to entertain him or ensure he wasn’t bored in your presence as your playful banter and sarcastic remarks towards one another was enough for the both of you. 

“(Y/N) is it me or have Gojo and Utahime sensei been staring at us more than the others?“ Noritoshi questioned unable to shake off the feeling of being watched. “Um i’m not too sure i havent been really paying attention to anything other than yo-“ Embarrasment washed over (Y/N) as the words flew out of her mouth before she could stop herself.

“Is that so?“ Nori smirked slightly as you swore you could drop dead right here in this moment. “No i just meant that” “Meant what?“ Noritoshi interrupted leaning closer as you fumbled through your words

“OH LOOK the vending machine is right there better get those drinks“ You quickly said and scrambled away before Noritoshi could get any closer.

“SEE Nori was too intimidating and (Y/N) ran off despite clearly wanting him! its never gonna happen today“ Utahime whispered to Gojo benhind the bushes as he shook his head. “Trust me i have faith in my wonderful (Y/N) I AINT RAISED NO BITCH“ He exclaimed in response while Utahime facepalmed.

The two young adults had collected all the drinks they needed and were ready to walk back to the group. ‘come on (Y/N) you’ve liked this man forever now and everyone knows he must like you back ITS NOW OR NEVER HOE’ (Y/N) screamed words of encouragement to herself before grabbing Noritoshi’s sleeve.

“Is everything alright (Y/N)?” “I have something ive been meaning to tell you Nori, I um like you a lot and i’d like to take you out if you dont mind” (Y/N) had practically yelled at the poor boy because of her stupid nerves and adrenaline.

The silence was broken by an angelic laughter coming from none other than Noritoshi Kamo. “Well i would’ve liked to be the one to take you out but i guess sometimes its alright for traditions and stereotypes to be broken by the younger generation” Nori responded as he walked closer to (Y/N) wrapping his arms around her and pulling her into a sweet kiss. The kiss was messy and clearly new to the both but filled with much love and passion that was finally being expressed by the pair.

As their lips eventually pulled away never wanting this to end, heavy breaths filled the air and cheeks flushed but all that was interrupted by a white haired male clapping in the background screaming “YES I WIN” while the other teacher crouched to the ground tears in her eyes.

#kamo noritoshi #noritoshi kamo x reader #jjk x reader #jjk fluff #jujustu kaisen #jjk noritoshi

[fantasykidofkpop]

My Super Girlfriend pt 1

Nct Taeil x reader (ft. Johnny)

Nerd! Artist!Taeil x Super!reader

Superhero au Strong Woman Do Bongsoon au

Description: Every superhero saves the day and rescues a girl. But what if a girl with super inhuman abilities, saves the day and rescues her nerdy lover.

Quote: With great power, comes great responsibility

Taeil asks himself everyday whenever he comes home from his date

"How did I, a low life, an outcast, a nerd, get the most adorable and the most beautiful girl in all of Seoul."

Taeil and Y/N were together ever since senior year of High School

You been together for 3 years and Taeil could have been any happier with his lovely girl

But was he didn't know.... that his girlfriend has a secret

3 years ago, senior year, in high school

Taeil was always getting picked on and was always the bully's target

Especially, for Johnny Seo, the school's heartthrob, captain of the basket ball team

Johnny and some of his team members (Taeyong, Jaehyun and Ten) would always pick on Taeil and sometimes beat the crap out of him if he didn't or refuses to do their assignments

Taeil sometimes come home with bruises, a black eye and a busted lip

Whenever his parents ask about his wounds, he would lie by saying

"Oh, I bumped into a lamp post" "I tripped on the side walk" etc

Taeil knew if he told his parents, they would have move and transfer him to a different school

He wanted to stay, only to study Art

Sometimes, at night, he lays on his bed, stares at the ceiling, and wishes for tomorrow to be better day

"Please, let tomorrow be a brand new day"

The moment he fell into deep slumber

His wish came true

The next day, this morning was the same

Taeil walked to his locker, when he opened it, fake spiders came out of his locker

Even though they're fake, but he has a phobia of spiders

Taeil shrieks

Loud laughter came from behind

Johnny and friends were laughing really hard

Everyone laughed with them

"Same old scared little Taeil" Johnny says

"Oh wait, he's still little!" Ten shouts

Everyone laughs while Taeil looks at his feet in embarrasment

"See you later Short Stack!" Johnny yells and high fives his friends and leaves

I knew it, he thought

"Hey bro, you okay?" His bestfriend Mark asks while helping him

Him and Mark have been best friends since the were in middle school

"Yeah, I'm fine" he says

They both walk to their first period class

"Hey I heard there is a new student coming to our school" Mark points out

"Oh really?" Taeil asks

"Yeah, they say the new student is a girl, but I havent seen her yet"

"Oh okay" he says a little nervously

"I hope she'll treat you right" Mark reasures

They both entered the class and sat down in their assigned seats

While everyone was waiting for the teacher, Taeil kept thinking about what the new student would be like

His thoughts were interrupted by the teacher mr. Choi (SuJu Choi Siwon)

"Good morning class, before we begin our lesson, we have a new student joining us today, she new around her, make her feel welcome." He say while pointing at all of us

Mr.Choi gestures the new student to come in

The moment she walked in, Taeil's world stopped

His eyes widen and mouth parted in awe

Everything was in slow motion

Your hair flow a little behind and the sun reflected your soft hair

There stood before him, was a smiling beauty

You looked ethereal to him, like aphrodite the goddess of love and beauty

Taeil's heart beated fast like it was going to burst out of his chest by now

Mr.Choi gestures you to introduce herself

"Annyonghasaeyo, my name is Dong Y/n, im from Shanghai, China, please take care of me." You smile brightly showing your pearly whites

Your voice, was so beautiful, sounded like an angel's voice and it felt smooth like whipped cream

All of the guys were swoon by your smile

While some of the girls were jealous of your beauty and your figure

Taeil was lost in his thoughts that he didn't noticed that he called by the teacher

He got startled by his yell

"I said, Taeil raise your hand" Mr.Choi says sternly

He shakely raise his hand

When your meet his, you gave him another beautiful smile

His heart was beating at a fast rate when you came towards him

When you sat down next to him, Taeil was freaking out on the inside

"Hello, Taeil" you smiled at him and took your hand for him to shake

He froze again and came back to reality when you greeted him

"H-h-hi" he says while timidly taking his hand out to shake your hand

"H-how do you know my name?" He says shyly and awkwardly

His heart flutterd when he heard your giggle

"The teacher called on you, silly" you said while giggling

His cheeks started to heat up and looked away in embarassment

Through out the class period, Taeil could hardly pay attention to the lesson

He couldn't help but stare at your face

You have flawless skin, cute button nose, soft rosy cheeks, pink plump lips

And MOST of all, your big bright blue eyes

Honestly for Taeil, he's never seen anyone with bright blue eyes before

Blue is actually his favorite color

He uses blue colors for when he's painting the ocean or a lake

Yours eyes were like the color of the ocean

They reminded him of his paintings of the ocean

He was so lost in your beauty, that the bell rang, ending first period

"Dude, class ended, didn't you hear the bell?" Mark calls out

Taeil came back to reality "h-huh what?"

"Are you okay, your face is really red and are you sweating?" Mark asks

He checks himself, and starts feeling embarased

"It's just so hot in this room" he lies

"You sure it was from Y/N?" Mark says with a smirk

"I don't know what you mean, lets go!" He says quickly

And speed walks out of the classroom

2nd period, Taeil's scariest period

PE

Exercising is not the problem

His worst nightmare has the same class with him

JOHNNY SUH

Its scary when Mark doesn't have 2nd period with Taeil

Everyone was already dressed in their gym wear and so is Taeil

While everyone was stretching and waiting for the teacher

The girl's dressing room door opens

Taeil looks up and his eyes widens and his jaw drops in awe

You looked so stunning in your black sports bra and sweats

You such an amazing hourglass body

All of the boys were drooling, especially Johnny and his friends

Taeil couldn't look away, its like he was hypnotized by your body

When your eyes meet his, you smiled sweetly and started walking towards him

The way your ponytail bounced

The way your hips swayed

It was driving him crazy

Taeil suddenly felt himself being pushed to the ground

"Out of my way!" Johnny yells

Yup, he pushed him 😑

"Hey, beautiful, we haven't been properly introduced, the names Johnny" he says with a flirty smile and kisses your hand

Taeil felt anger and jealousy rushing through his body

"Nice to meet you too, Johnny" you said in a gentle voice ignoring his flirting

"What should I call you, Im guessing your name is gorgeous goddess?" He flirts again

"Thanks for the compliment, the names Y/N Dong Y/N"

"Wait, Dong Y/N, like as in, Dong Sicheng?" Johnny asks in a surprised voice

"Yes, he's my little brother" you said with a small smile

Everyone especially Taeil were shocked

Nobody knew that Dong Sicheng

A.K.A. Winwin, Student Council President

Has an older sister

"Anyway, there are a bunch of nut jobs in this school, especially him" he points at Taeil

"But don't worry, I'll always be there to protect you, sweet heart" he winks

He looks down and waits for you to laugh at Johnny's insult

"I don't think so, he seems sweet" you said the honest truth

That made Taeil go red as a tomato

Jaehyun, Taeyong and Ten snickered

Johnny scoffs

"Yeah, right. Well anyway, beautiful, if you want or need after school physical education, come to me. I promise to keep that gorgeous body in shape" he says by using his hands to motion your body

"Ok, I'll think about it" you said with a gentle smile

Before Johnny could speak, PE teacher mr.Lee (Lee Dong-hae SuJu) came in and blew his whistle

"Alright everyone, today is Friday, I have a surprise in store for you guys" he smirks

Taeil was not liking this feeling

"Today, were doing, drum roll please" he points at Ten

Ten pats the bleacher to resemble a drum

"Wrestling!" He shouts

Everybody were shouting in excitement, especially Johnny and his friends

Taeil felt he's going to pee himself any second now

"Alright, who wants to go?" He's says in anticipation

"Me mr.Lee!" Johnny shouts

"Yes, my tall handsome star student, get up here!" He smiles

He runs up to the center onto the gymnastic matt

"Pick your opponent"

He playfully looks around and spots Taeil

Johnny evilly smirks and points at him

"Moon Taeil !"

Taeil was beyond mortified

Everyone ooohed and silently laughs, except you

He shakely stands up and walks to the center

"You can do this Taeil !" You shouted

Taeil felt his fear wash away from your cheers

Until

Whistle blows

Taeil gets punched in the stomach

"One point to Johnny!" Mr.Lee shouts

Everyone except you claps

"Round 2!"

Taeil tries to push Johnny down, but he wasn't strong enough

Johnny and the students started laughing at his lack of strength

You, on the other hand, were cheering for Taeil

"Come on Taeil, you can do it!"

Taeil was suddenly punched in the face and got kneed in the stomach

He fell to the ground, breathing heavily

"Winner! Johnny" mr.Lee shouts and raises Johnny's arm

Everyone claps and chants out Johnny's name

You ran to Taeil and helped him up

"Are you okay?" You asked softly

He looks up and sees your beautiful face

"Am I in Heaven?" He asks almost in a conscious state

"No, your on the floor, lets get you back on the bleachers, silly" you said while giggling

You helped him back on the bleachers

"Who wants to go up against, Johnny?" Mr.Lee asks in anticipation

Nobody answers until...

"I will !" You shouted and raised your hand

Everyone, including the coach, Johnny and Taeil gasped

"W-w-well a-are you sure?" Coach asks

You nodded while gently smiling

You walk up to the center and stood 2 feet in front of Johnny

Taeil was really worried, if you get hurt, it felt like it be his fault for putting yourself on his spot

"Ready!" Blows the whistle

"I'll take it easy on you, beautiful" he says with a flirty smile and winks

Before he finish his sentence

In a blink of an eye

You got him in a choke hold and took him down with a loud thud

Everyone was shooked, including Taeil and coach

"How did she do that!" He thought

"Uh-uh one point to Y/N" coach stutters

Before Taeil could process anything, he saw something really strange

Your eyes

They were blue earlier, but when you took down Johnny, your eye color turned RED

And he had no idea that a sweet and innocent girl like you

Be that strong to take down a 6 foot tall basket ball player

"Final round!" Blows whistle

Johnny strikes a punch

But, you dodged his punch and swiftly flipped over Johnny

Everyone's jaws dropped and eyes widened

Nobody has ever beaten Johnny at wrestling

Not even his team mates

Nobody, except Taeil, notice your eyes change back to their original color

"What is she?!" He screams internally

You looked at everyone with an innocent look

"Um, did I go too far?" You asked in a small gentle voice

Everyone jumps out of there seats and claps while cheering you

Taeil, couldn't process what just happened and just stared at you in amazement

Johnny, on the other hand, couldn't believe what just happened

He sits up looks at you in shock

A girl, a beautiful, innocent girl, just took down a 9 time basket ball champion

His teams mates helped him up

"Bro, that was INSANE!" Ten exclaims

"She must've worked a lot" Jaehyun guesses

"Yeah, but I gotta admit, that's MY kind of woman" Johnny looks at you with a smirk while wipping the sweat off him

You thanked everyone for giving you compliments, then coach blew his and told everyone sit back down

Everyone had 10 minutes left of class, so coach Lee let everyone have free time

Taeil calms himself down and drinks his bottle of water

"Taeil !" You called him

He looks up and sees you jogging up to him with a gentle smile

He was infactuated by you

They way your hair moves when you jog

Sweat dripping

Then his eyes accidentally when down your chest

The way your breast bounce lightly

To be honest, for Taeil, you breast were like the perfect size

Like they were sculpted, like the greek goddesses

He hasn't realize that you're in front of him and he's beet red

"Hey Taeil, are you alright ?" You asked worriedly

"I think I'm in love" he says faintly

"What?" You asked

He broke out of his thoughts, and looks at you and starts stuttering

"Oh uh, I mean that, I think I'm in love with your fighting techniques?" He lies

You giggled

"Thank you," you said with a smile

"How did you do that, no one has ever beaten Johnny at wrestling" he asks in astonishment

"Oh, my father taught me some of his greatest martial art skills" you said

"That's amazing, I'd like to meet him one day" he says in excitement

Then, you looked down in sadness

"Actually, my father passed away when I was 8" you said sadly

Taeil felt guilty for asking that question

"Don't be, its alright" you said gently

"Oh oka-" before he finishes his sentence

How did you know he was feeling guilty

"How did you know that I felt guilty?" He asks supiciously To be continued

[arlakos]

What your Favorite Miraculous Ladybug Ship says about you

Title is simple, im just gonna get started. No ships shall be spared and my mouth shall not be stopped, so yeah warning for those who are under 18 or otherwise don’t want their innocent minds peirced.

Also, considering there are many different reasons for shipping, im just gonna put them all in dot points as subtypes

Adrinette (Adrien X Marinette)

You are a Miraculous Ladybug fan 

You like keeping things canon and/or endgame

You are a Marinette stan

You hate the season 3 finale.

LadyNoir (Ladybug X Chat Noir)

Your ideal love dynamic is bantering with occasional puns. 

You probably think that Ladybug should treat Chat Noir better than she did in Reflekdoll.

You liked Oblivio.

You are an Adrien stan.

You hate the season 3 finale

MariChat (Marinette X Chat Noir)

You are a fan of the ‘Friends to Lovers’ trope

You want to be wooed by Cat Noir and his many puns.

Evilustrator is your favorite season 1 episode

You have an addiction for the dramatic irony of two people talking about the people they love, not realising that their love is right in front of them.

You hate the season 3 finale.

Ladrien (Ladybug X Adrien)

You have an addiction for two lovestruck dorks not being able to talk with eachother or make any proper sentences.

On the other end of the spectrum, you think Ladybug would be the domme in the relationship once they are older, and probably have discovered a fantasy of being tied up by Ladybugs yoyo.

You hate the season 3 finale

The Lovesquare(tm) (You know which one im talking about)

You like getting teased nonstop for 3 seasons straight by a garden gnome who can’t write relationships, so he hides behind 5 seasons worth of akumas so he doesn’t have to.

Any time that either of the ships are in the same frame doing something cute, your brain is screaming at the screen for the two of them to kiss.

You are a fan of Oblivio

You are also a fan of that sleeping pic in Startrain.

Oh yeah, you also hate the season 3 finale.

DJWifi (Alya x Nino)

You like the idea of two nerds hanging out together.

Your favorite season 1 episode is Animan.

If you like them more as heroes, you probably like the idea of the two fawning over eachother like they did in that Heroes Day special.

Even if you don’t particularly ship them, you ship them anyways because it makes for great fanfic ideas about post-reveal double dates with Adrinette.

AdriNino (Adrien X Nino)

You probably saw those memes about the two bros being all homoerotic with eachother and thought it would make a good writing prompt. For those who don’t know what I mean, here it is:

Alyanette (Alya X Marinette)

Your a fan of two girlfriends hanging out together.

You may or may not ship Adrinino.

Based on the above point, you also think that an older Alya would make sexual innuendos when discussions ever turn to relationships, and Marinette would the innocent one who tells Alya to stop in embarrasment.

Ninette (Nino x Marinette)

On the light side of the salt spectrum (aka nonexistent) You think Nino’s crush on Marinette was cute AF in animan.

On the other side of the salt spectrum, you probably dislike Alya, or at least how much Alya has made Nino her side-dude and took away his main character rights (but i don’t blame you)

Alyadrien (Alya X Adrien)

You love Adrien, but  Marinette’s inability to speak to him drive’s you so frustrated that you pair Adrien with Alya because you think Adrien should have a relationship with someone he can Actually talk to. 

If its Rena Rouge and Chat Noir, you could also be interested in Chat Noir finding a new incredibly amazing person to crush on. Or just a superhero rebound. Who knows?

If you age up the characters, There’s a good chance you are incredibly horny. No seriously. I searched up the ship on AO3 and found that most to all of the fics I found on Alyadrien led to some smut story. If you like this ship and go on AO3, you can only be horny. Only exception applies to the next ship

If you ship the two of them as civilians, you have either have an interest in Cheating, or the idea of Alya stealing Adrien from Marinette ‘just because’. If you ship the two of them as heroes, you like the idea of them have a ‘friends with benefits’ style relationship where after a night of partrol they sneak off to romp.

Alya X Marinette X Adrien X Nino

You are bisexual

You love the Entire Miraculous Nerd gang.

You have a love for non canon gay ships, but also a strong love for canon straight ships, and it tears your heart to have to choose, so you just decided to ship them all together, so everyone is happy.

You could also be horny for this ship as well if you age them up, but you could also have a desire for fluff between four people

Lukanette (Luka X Marinette)

You have an intrest for men who play guitars.

You are a fan of Luka

You are a fan of people with blue hair.

You think Marinette should move on from Adrien if she can’t even talk to him.

Inversely, you ship Adrien with someone else and just decided to ship Mari with Luka as to not be called a Marinette hater.

If you are one of the people who are still salty over Chameleon, theres a good to honest chance you ship these two because you think Luka is the ‘better Adrien’. Also you probably think Adrien is an asshole for Loving Ladybug but not loving Marinette.

Lukadrien (Luka x Adrien)

TWO OPTIONS. Either A, you have a crippling addiction to Yaoi and like the ending of Captain Hardrock, or B, you are someone like me who has a liking for the Idea of Luka swooning Adrien right in front of Marinette while she stands there gobsmacked.

If your B, this can be either for humorous reasons, romanctic reasons, or both.

Also this commercial (Watch the end and you’ll know what I mean)

Adrigami (Adrien X Kagami)

You cannot stand Marinette’s inability to talk to Adrien, or her stalkerish tendencies. PERIOD.

You think Adrien should move on from Ladybug and be happy, but you definetely think it should NOT be Marinette for reasons above.

You have an addiction for two people that fight eachother in combat, but also love eachother. (And also want to screw each other)

You like bluenettes, but you also like Dommes.

You are a fan of the season 3 finale

Kagaminette (Kagami X Marinette)

You REALLY love bluenettes, so you say to yourself ‘I want more!’

There’s a good to honest Chance that you also ship Lukadrien, regardless of whether its romantic or not.

If its not for romantic reasons, you probably like the same idea as Lukadrien, but from the other side of the gender spectrum.

You really like those anime stories where one person is up against the wall and their prime rival/future significant other just aims their sword at their neck and using the flat end of the blade to lift the others head up.

You are probably a fan of the Ikari Gozen episode.

You probably thought that Kagami should have gotten the icecream with Marinette in heart Hunter

Lukagami (Luka x Kagami)

You gotten attached to both Luka and Kagami, but you are REALLY attached to the Adrienette ship, so you pair these two together so that they don’t feel lonely.

Actually, you dont really have to care about them personally, but you still ship them because you hate the idea of someone losing in a relationship triangle.

Adrigaminette (Adrien X Kagami X Marinette)

The reason for shipping this three is the same as Alya x Nino X Adrien X Marinette, but you either thing Nino and Alya are fine on their own, and think that all three of the aformentioned characters are too sweet to think that any of them deserved to lose in the relationship. And that is perfectly fine :)

Alternatively, you could be a Chameleon salter who is still mad at the class, but considering you ship these 3, you probably aren’t as salty as other people in the fandom, and just want some actually fluffy romance.

AdriLukaMari (Adrien X Luka X Marinette)

Love triangles. Just love triangles. And one that actually has more than 2 people so its actually more angsty.

Alternatively, if you ship all 3 of them aged up, you probably think Adrien is a bottom in the bed  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Also alternatively, your fantasy is probably being swooned by two boys after your heart, but you are also a part BL fangirl.

Lukagaminette (Luka X Kagami X Marinette)

You are a Chameleon Salter, but you also probably hate Adrien, and by extension Chat Noir, and are probably one of the biggest salters that give the fandom its salty rep.

You absolutely go one AO3 to ONLY read salt fics where Lila gets exposed and defeated.

You probably read fics about Chat Noir being a stalker because you think flirting = SEXUAL HARRASMENT! You give Kudos for fics that either ‘make Chat Noir pay’ or take Adriens ring from him.

On that last note, guess who becomes the better Chat Noir?! (I am being sarcastic as hell, and of course its probably Luka)

You also hate the class and want them to either suffer, or apologise for hurting the ‘amazing, wonderful godess that is Marinette’ and kiss her feet like the dogs they are.

You probably have tunnel vision on Chameleon, and have failed to notice that aside from a that one episode, Lila hasnt impacted the show as much as you think she has in your fanfic.

You probably dont even ship Lukagaminette, because to be fair nobody ship this particular 3-pair, unless its one of the subships

You may also realized I tricked you, but I couldn’t exactly create a Salter X Salt ship, OC ships don’t count.

...Actually, there is one actual reason for liking this ship...BLUENETTES GALORE!!!

Lukadrigaminette (Luka X Adrien x Kagami X Marinette)

This is one of two things, either its the same reason as Alya X Marinette X Adrien X Nino where you just want all of them to be happy, or you are an ABSOLUTE SALTER who hates pretty much everything in the show (except Adrien) and so resorts to MAXIMUM FLUFF. You are tired of the Chameleon episode and Marinette not being treated right, tired of Adrien being treated wrong by his Father and possibly the show writers, tired of people fighting over the lovesquare (tm) and the alternate Kagmi/Luka ships, so you just ship these 4 lovable bastards and keep everyone else away from them. Fuck the class, Fuck Gabriel, Fuck Lila, fuck everyone else in the show, you want some damn happy fluff so you take these 4 and put them in the happy bubble away from the troubles of the fandom. You are the biggest salter out there, but are also the best kind of salter who wants fluff and does not give a damn.

Chloedrien (Chloe x Adrien)

Lol no XD. Nobody ships this.

But if you do like the characters, you probably think they are close as siblings.

Chloenette (Chloe X Marinette)

You used to be a Drarry fanboy/fangirl if you were a book lover, or a Sasunaru fanboy/fangirl if you are a weeb.

You are a fan of the enemies to Lovers trope

You probably want Chloe to have a proper character development.

This clip:

Nathanette (Nathaniel x Marinette)

You believe the show has gone down since season 1.

Evilustrator is your special ep.

You keep away from the fandom because you do not want to be involved with the war between the Chloethaniel shippers and the Marcaniel shippers.

Chloethaniel (Chloe X Nathaniel)

You also think Chloe should have a proper character development, but you are also heterosexual.

You think the show has been going down since season 1.

You are probably in a secret guerrilla war with the perople who ship Marc X Nathaniel.

Chloebrina (Chloe X Sabrina)

You have an addiction for alpha bitch girls.

If you age them up, you have a secret interest in BDSM that you haven’t told anyone about.

You think that whoever is the domme is depending on how drunk an aged up Chloe is before the start of your fic.

There is a good to honest chance that you probably ship them with actual fluff and that Sabrina has a secret crush on Chloe, which is the reason you believe that Sabrina sticks by her side.

But in most fanfics where there are multiple pairings, chances are you don’t pay all that much attention to it unless its the main focus of the story.

Sabrina X anyone else

You think Sabrina deserves better.

You also hate Chloe, or you don’t, but think that Chloe and Sabrina’s relationship is unhealthy and that they should see other people.

Lukloe (Luka x Chloe)

That one comment from Chloe in Miracle Queen has been the basis of your entire ship, actual character interactions be damned.

Also, you probably think Chloe needs calming guitar guy to counteract her alpha-bitch attitude.

Your name is DEFINETELY NOT @zoe-oneesama​, if your tumblr posts are anything to go by.

Julerose (Juleka X Rose)

You like keeping things canon - but not really because nothing has ACTUALLY been declared yet, just teases. But still.

You hate Princess Fragrance because of Prince Ali, and your favorite episode is likely Zombizou because kissou~

If you are part of the salt-dom. you regularly go and find people who dont ship Juleka and Rose together and send them rude messages because apparently ‘their sexist’.

AliRose (Prince Ali x Rose)

You haven’t watched Miraculous past season 1, or believe the show has been going down since then. Though really I don’t blame you.

There’s a good to honest chance that you don’t REALLY ship the two, and moreso just have them be the biggest BFF’s who are inspired by eachothers kindness and are probably pen pals with one another, because shipping people as best friends has been a thing. Good luck explaining that to the Julerose fans who keep sending death threats when they are not reblogging Julerose fanart!

Kimix (Kim x Alix)

You are a sucker for atheletes.

You are a fan of the Rivals to Lovers trope.

You believe in the inherent eroticism of daredevils who dont back down from dares.

Kimmax (Kim x Max)

You believe the school tropes about jocks bullying nerds is highly overrated, and seeing these two for the first time made you smile and ship them immediately.

You believe in the inherent eroticsm of opposites attract

Alix x Kim x Max

You like both ships a lot, and considering they don’t cause fandom wars like other CERTAIN ships in the fanom, you just quietly 3 pair this trio while other shippers throw salt and insults at eachother.

Ivan x Mylene

Everyone ships these two, but if you are one of the people who consideres them the OTP, you are probably just here for somewholesome side characters.

Marcaniel (Nathaniel x Marc)

You believe that Season 2 was the greatest thing to happen to the show in terms of the new characters it introduced.

Reverser is your favorite episode.

You are probably in a secret guerrilla war with the perople who ship Chloe X Nathaniel.

You believe in the inherent eroticism of two boys in love, and both of them are bottoms.

Kimette (Kim x Marinette)

Your name is @lunian​, your ship came out of nowhere, I am confused on what reason you shipped the two together, but I love it anyways. Keep up the good work.

GabeNath (Gabriel x Nathalie)

Either you think Nathalie’s love for Gabriel is beautiful in a tragic sort of way, or you think most of the show’s problems could have been avoided if Gabriel moved on.

Like Nathalie, you are probably attracted of Gabriels best quality... his extensive prebattle and post battle monologues.

Chlogami (Chloe X Kagami)

You believe in the inherent eroticism of deep hatred.

You ship Chlonette, but you want people who are actually at eachothers throats instead of snarky banter.

You believe the minute Kagami told Chloe to essentially piss off, Chloe should have kissed her right then and there.

Also the same video from Chlonette could be applied here.

Marinette x Entire Class

You are a diehard Marinette stan, and you have an addiction for harem fics.

Lilanette

There’s a good to honest chance you ship this because your one of those rare few people who try to ship every possible ship (without delving into the WTF-ships). 

Alternatively, you have a thing for psychopathic lesbians.

Liladrien (Lila x Adrien)

You may be one of those people who ship Volpina X Chat Noir back in season 1. I mean, its nearly nonexistent, but I’ve seen some comics.

However, you are most likely someone like me, waiting for the day that a bunch of us are able to find eachother and group up together to form the ulimate group of evil, and when the time is right, we post so much Lila x Adrien stuff on the Miraculous Ladybug tag that it will cause the fandom to burst into flames as all the Marinette stans foam at the mouth and collapse in sheer anger, shock and fear of our combined terrifying might.

If you don’t know what I mean yet...er...I mean if you ship Lila x Adrien, you are a massive troll. Or you really hate Marinette’s stalker behaviour and want to see her suffer. Probably both.

Adrichat (Adrien X Chat Noir)

Your name is @buggachat​, and you are the Destroyer of Logic and Bringer of Fandom Chaos.

EDIT: Forgot a ship

Kimdine (Kim x Ondine)

You just wanted good things for Ondine.

You also wanted good things for Kim, and probably hated the way Chloe treated him in Dark Cupid.

Syren is YOUR episode.

You’re probably waiting for someone to create a fanfic of Roi Singe saving Ondine from an akuma.

#Miraculous Ladybug #Miraculous Ladybug ships #warning contains some salt #But not as much as my others posts #Ok what am i kidding it probably DOES contain as much as my other posts #At least for a couple of ships

[demonic-ungaikyo-dragon]

The tundrigo (pt.1)

(My clan lore will play like this. My characters shall find urban legends and either befriend or battle them. They will vary between monsters, ghosts and demons. Also despite my main chars. Being eastern like, my lore will have national urban legends and creatures. Oh and no, the story does not take place in a modern setting. Its more of a traditional one. But there are going to be modern terms. Oh and dragons are feral, not anthro)

(Long post warning. If anyone knows to make a read more post on mobile i would highly appreciate it.)

Today was like any normal day for rodune. He woke up, kissed cloud good morning, ate breakfast and went off to work. As he walked, he admires the sight, as he always does. Bamboo sway in the fresh wind. The sun was starting to rise now. Rodune likes to wake up at around 5-6 am. But today he woke up at around 3 am.

He also took some time to look at his clothing. Cloud recently bought him a nice kimono for him. It was a bright blue, with the desing of some white gooses in a pond. It was very pretty. "Will need to give cloud a twice as beautiful gift. I owe her."

He stopped walking, as he felt his wings already ruining his kimono. 'I need to go to the local tailor. One day my wings will make a hole.' Rodune thought as he finally fixed his problem. He then rushed before he had to fix it again.

As he finally arrived at his destination, he took a break and sat down at a nearby stone bench. "You look tired. Your early so why you came running like that?" He heard a voice. He looked down and saw lorimer, the store's greeter. He too, was wearing a kimono, but was much longer than rodunes, practically having to drag it in the ground. It was pink, with a cherry blossom petals desing. His golden wing drapes complimenting his colors. "Gravel has not even opened yet. Your not waking up earlier than you have too, are you?" The tundra continued somewhat worried. Rodune simply chuckled. "I much perfer to be exhausted and be early, than be irresponsible and late." He said as he looked at the other tundra besides lorimer.

It was gravel hide. Instead of a kimono, he wore tattered cloth and a tengu mask. His skeletal genes making look like a ghost. As gravel saw me looking at him, he quickly looked away. "Hi..." he said notably shy. He has a tendency to be like this, even with the other workers. I was about to greet him back, but a voice screamed at us. The 3 of us look surprised at the source of the voice.

A rather bloodied, fluffy tundra was coming running towards us. Whe knew who it was. "Wait!" He screamed again. Once he reached he started wagging his tail excitedly. "I arrived early today." He said between pants. Marco is a very odd dragon. He may seem like a serial killer, with his tattered clothing and demonic mask, but he is just a puppy. He uses his looks to intimidate, but he is a good fighter too if needed. "Oh and tanwen is coming too! He has yet to catch up to me-" marco is cut off by the sound of wings flaping in the air. A very large blue tundra landed with force next to marco.

Said tundra wore a hood made of blue leaves and white cloth, which his gloves are the same. A half-mask covered one of his eyes, while his other was free. His wings were butterfly like, and wore a white kilt to cover his private area. "Goodness marco, run slower for the next time please?" Did i forget to mention that he is very old? He may look young, but his raspy voice and wrinkles under his eyes, well, eye tells a whole different story. Marco, responds with a smug smirk, his mask preventing to see his full smug glory.

"Umm, why are you all here early?" Gravel says as he opens the lock of the door to the store. "I mean, not that im mad! Its just unusual...". Lorimer looks at his brother confused, "you did not know? Kaja and abernathy have something to tell us." Gravel looks at lorimer surprised. "Oh i did not know! I need to clean the shop!" Gravel replied with hurry in his voice. "Ill help!" Marco said excitedly as he trutted inside to help. "I will assist as well." Rodune said following the two tundras.

* moments later *

"You know, next time leave the cleaning to me..." rodune said as he finished cleaning the rest of the mess lorimer caused by accident. Everyone looked at him as he scratched the back of hos head in embarrasment.

"Sorry for asking again? But why did kaja want to meet woth us?" Gravel asked as he put some potions on display in a shelf. Lorimer shrugged. "I really dont know. Maybe he wants to take marco for himself again. But he did suggest its about another dragon."

"Gossip? Thats weird, even for kaja." Tanwen commented. "I mean, why does he need to meet woth all of us then?" Just then, the door to the shop opened wiith the sound of wind chimes (which are used to know when someone leaves or enters the shop.) They thought kaja and abernathy arrived, but they saw instead a panicking imperial. It was flora. She wore a similiar

She was gasping, lorimer quickly running to her to check if she is alright. "Im fine dear." She said between pants. "Whats wrong then, you look like you've seen a ghost." Marco asked clearly worried.

The young imperial looked to the ground, now breathing normally. "Remember that kaja and abernathy were going to met with us? I found them on my way here." Everyone nodded to let her continue. "We decided to go together, kaja offering to tell me some of the info he was going to tell us. It was about ursus." At this, tanwe perked his ears up from the holes of his hood. "Kaja said thet yesterday at 8 pm. He saw ursus attacking someone."

"Ursus attack someone? Thats imposible. He looks creepy yeah, but he would not hurt a fly."

Gravel commented in disbelief. Flora nodded. "I thought that too, but something that we saw is why im scared. While we were talking, abernathy saw ursus in the distance. And then... oh windsinger... we saw ursus eating another tundra..." flora began to cry as she remembers the scene. Everyone looked and gasped in horror. "After we saw that, ursus looked at us, and we saw that he was emitting a cloud, cold like mist from his mouth. He than rushed at us screaming thing like "food!" We ran, and i decided to come here to tell you that-"

"Kaja and abernathy are in trouble!"

Everyone screamed in unison and quickly ran outside the store. They all took flight in search of the brothers.

This is one weird morning, rodune thought.

(Cliffhanger😋 also thank you for reading!)

#flight rising #clan lore #c:rodune #c:lorimer #c:gravelhide #c:marco #c:tanwen #c:cloud #c:flora #c:kaja #c:abernathy #and new character that will be revealed soon! #c:ursus #also #im not good at story writing #so sorry if this is bad

[findhannibalfics]

hi!!!! which fanfic do you know to be the most erotic yet true to the canon characters (focusing on will/hanni ofc)???? I'm new to fanfics and I have read some that have been really good on plot and dialogue but terrible in eroticism and lmao im so embarrased but yeah that's the question thank you for existing ily

Hi!!

I honestly don’t know if I can help you out here because these things are SO subjective. Some authors put things in sex scenes that are really unsexy to me but seem to work for LOTS of other people, and I’m sure not everyone who reads the smut I write finds it appealing. And to have the characters “true to canon” varies even more from person to person - my interpretation of a character is not the same as everyone else’s, so I don’t really know if the characterisation I enjoy would be true to your own ideas about them.

In this post I linked another new person to fandom a few fics in which I’ve enjoyed both the characterization and the smut.

Here are some more:

Scars by ametis: Will has a secret: the scar on his stomach arouses him. Hannibal finds out.

Mischief Nights: A Romantic Comedy for Serial Killers by shotgunsinlace: He’s supposed to be the lure, but somewhere down the line he lost complete control of the situation. It starts with a social worker inside a horse, followed by his psychiatrist driving an hour to the middle of nowhere to bring him homemade pumpkin spice coffee, and ends with an invitation to a dinner party on Halloween. The week can only get so much weirder.

Leave Your Message after the Tone by OneWhoSitsWithTurtles: Imagine Will calling Hannibal’s cell phone after he’s incarcerated just to hear Hannibal’s voice on his voicemail.Imagine Will leaving Hannibal voicemails about how he wishes things had turned out differently. Imagine Will spilling his heart out to Hannibal’s voicemail, assuming that the man himself will never hear them.Imagine Hannibal listening to these messages.

Your Obedient Servant by KareliaSweet: Will receives a rather graphic letter from an incarcerated Hannibal and confronts him about it. Things unravel from there. Trust Hannibal Lecter to turn dickpics into an artform.

i know it’s not for everyone but if you happen to enjoy daddy kink - Home and Dry by mokuyoubi: Will's stuck in a car with Jack and Alana, and Hannibal starts sending him massively inappropriate texts.

I think these are all pretty popular, so I’m sorry if you’ve already read them. Again, I really have no way of knowing what you’ll actually like, so I’m not sure these will even work for you - it’s much easier to rec for particular kinks & tropes than for general smut :’D

I think your best bet is to find particular authors you enjoy and just follow their work, and let them know that you like their particular style/characterization/etc so that they’re encouraged to write more. Maybe ask them who their favourite authors and fics are - most people write what they like reading, so their faves might become yours.

I hope this was helpful, or that people in the notes are able to help out with more recs ♥

#hannibal #hannibal fic #hannigram #hannigram fic #search #recs #anonymous #messages

[nonbinary-androids]

christmas gift fics - previews

You read the title of this post. You know what’s happening. What more do I have to say?

Format is:

Title, for gift-reciever (fandom) Summary

Notes: What I have to say.

Quick note before we start: The summaries on these are NOT final. Chances are that the fics themselves won’t change much, but I am a big fan of turning around and completely revamping my summaries. And now, onto sneak peeks!

to be alone with you, for @enbyboiwonder​ (macgyver) After a mission goes wrong, Mac and Jack end up snowed into a cabin in the middle of a freezing Canadian winter. To make matters worse, there’s only three days left until Christmas

Notes: My thoughts around this fic alternated rapidly between “Does it snow in California? No? Well, fuck it. Im bringing them up here. ThERE’S GOTTA BE SNOW” “Pining... jaskdjfh they’re in lOVE” and “oh my god, why are there so many words, there weren’t supposed to be this many words-”. It was still an absolute blast to write! Not quite finished yet, but I’m pretty sure there’s 2k left at max. (Although, now that I’ve said that, it’s going to go on for another 10k and consume my soul.) Also, T R O P E S.

you, me, and the state of california, for the magisterium discord (magisterium) It’s Copper Year and Aaron is doing fine, thank you very much. He’s totally chill about Call’s enormous, life-threatening secret, the stupid amounts of attention directed at them, the fact that he as nowhere to go for Christmas, and the stupid, embarrasing, overwhelming crush he has on his counterweight, of all people. Very, very chill.

At least Call offering to let him stay over at the Hunt house will solve one of of those problems, right?

Notes: There are too many people in the Magisterium discord for me to write them all fics, (which I am very sad about) so this is my way of giving everyone something!

to make one someone happy, for @imthesurvivorcatherineparr​ (good omens) This was it. This was the year that, come hell, high water, angelic intervention or the end of the goddamn world, the Rainbow Alliance of Elliot Adams High School was going to get Mr. Fell and Mr. Crowley together.

Notes: I’m sucking at actually writing this, but gosh golly do I have so many Ideas™

sister winter, for @a-small-fangirl​ (it movie) (IF YOU AREN’T MANAR, I’M SORRY FOR @’ing YOU RANDOM STRANGER!! And also to actual Manar for not knowing your URL rip) It only takes a heartbeat.

Ritchie looks at Eddie mid-laugh. It’s a real laugh, his head thrown back, mouth open wide, shoulders heaving, leaving the column of his neck exposed to Ritchie’s gaze.

The image hits him like a truck, like a revelation, like a condemnation, which it is. Eddie is laughing, and he wants to kiss him.

-

Five times Ritchie wanted to kiss Eddie and one time Eddie did.

Notes: Hi I have no idea how my characterization is on this bc I’ve never seen this movie, haven’t read the wiki page and have read one (1) fic for this pairing, but damn if I’m not doing it anyways!

little brother, for @linaseraphina13​ (magisterium) The person- boy- in question looked about six or seven years old, with light brown skin, black hair and piercing grey eyes. Alex thought Anastasia had mentioned him vaguely- he hadn’t been paying attention. His name might have started with a C; Calvin, maybe, or Cameron, or possibly even Kevin. Something like that.

“Move over,” the boy said firmly. In his hand, he clutched a book so tightly his fingers were turning white and red. Alex couldn’t make out the title from the distortion.

“Why?”

“Because,” the boy said, his voice strong. “This is my house. I live here. And now I want to read here.”

-

Call is raised by Anastasia. He meets Alex. Everything promptly goes to hell from there.

Notes: I know I didn’t ask you about the prompt for this one, but you highkey intimidate the hell out of me, and you did mention wanting to see this, so, uh you’ll be recieving it? Yay?

put your trust in me, for @gray-mark​ (magisterium) Yes, Constantine had been a little... different since Jericho’s death, but then they all had been. This was still Constantine, wasn’t it? Still the boyfriend Alastair knew and loved?

Something about the slightly crazed look in Constantine’s eyes told him differently.

OR

How Alastair got Constantine’s wristband.

Notes: As IF I’m not writing our local angst goddess angst for Christmas.

BONUS ROUND: Christmas Fics I Might/Am Writing But That Aren’t Gifts:

all i want for christmas (magisterium) Three Christmases William Rufus spent with people that he loved.

in sickness and in health (rent the musical) It was a not-so minor miracle that Angel had survived a full year. Her health deteriorated a little more every day, even with her fighting spirit and relentless optimism. Still, sitting with her was the highlight of every one of Collins’ days, for better or for worse.

Today however, she seemed as bright and beautiful as the day he’d met her, eyes twinkling even under the harsh hospital lights.

“Well now, who’s this handsome stranger?” Angel asked teasingly, pushing herself upright. He embraced her thin frame and felt her skinny arms wrap around him in return. “God, I feel like waiting for today’s taken forever.”

OR

The Schunard-Collins have a Christmas wedding.

#lee rambles on and on #danny's monster xmas fic #christmas fics 2019

[warmau]

oml Im obsessed with peek-a-boo, I cant stop listening to it on repeat... in light of red velvet's comback and my newfound obsession with the monsta x sigle dad aus you've been making, can you please make a single mum au for Irene? Thank you!!!

is the proud mother of an enthusiastic first-grader who is just as pretty and talented as her mother 

everyone looks at irene and is like,,,,she must be such a strict mother,,,,she’s always so stoic and mannered

but in reality - as much as irene does raise her child with rules and all that - she’s such a mushy pile of love for her kid

like,,,,,so much,,,,,,her entire wallet is full of photos of them

and any of her social media, is just posts that are like ‘look at my girl being amazing’ 

on which wendy always comments ‘when can auntie wendy come and babysit :D’

and irene is like ‘last time you almost set my house on fire with the toaster. never.’

listen,,,matching cute outfits for her and her daughter,,,im,,,,,,,,

but no really, irene is that mom that looks like she has everything under control all the time and she has a backup plan to the backup plan and then for one moment you see her just

bloom with love and cute talk for her kid and it’s over,,,,,,she’s officially the Softest Person ever 

you’re a single parent too,,,,and you’re pretty much the opposite

you and your first-grader son are a messy mess mess

well your kid is because he’s,,,,a kid who thinks doing reckless kid stuff is fun

but you’re also just like ????? im doing my best to raise this child but sometimes i end up having to eat some of their left over lunchables because i forgot to make myself dinner

and your son and irene’s daughter are in the same class,,,,and they’re worlds apart too

like irene’s kid is posed and careful and your kid is swinging upside down off the monkey bars

yet somehow - they both end up getting in trouble with the teacher

and you and irene have to awkwardly pull up to school an hour early to talk about what happened

and the teacher is just like “these two,,,,instigated a food fight.”

and irene is like “my daughter? oh i think you’re mistaken -”

and you turn in your chair, looking at her with furrowed brows like “um, my son totally did this - but your daughter took part in it too.”

irene’s eyes, now blazing like black fire lock with yours

“im sorry, i was not speaking to you.”

“this is about OUR kids. they did it TOGETHER”

irene gets up, hair cascading and thundering down on you like some angry, beautiful goddess 

“they did nothing together - your son obviously tried to get my daughter in trobule-”

“no mom i did do it.”

 a small voice comes from behind you two and you turn along with irene to see her daughter

your soon looks at here, wide eyed and she pouts

“mom, you always say i shouldnt lie. i threw the spaghetti at him first.”

irene falls back into her chair and you turn to give her a look

the teacher sighs and clears her throat

“i just thought you both should know, i know irene’s daughter doesn’t usually do this but i still had to call you in.”

irene presses her lips together, but nods and apologizes as she motions for her daughter to do the same

you also get your son to come over and you two bow to the teacher as well

when the meeting is over, you and irene both pile out of the office with your kids

your son pulls away and walks over to irene’s daughter and chews his lip

“im not mad,,,,you threw spaghetti at me.”

she plays with her fingers and smiles, “thanks for not being mad.”

you look over at irene, who seems to be too embarrased to meet your eyes

but you take some notes from your son and go “im not mad either, of you know,,,,you trying to accuse my son-”

she puts a hand up, a pink tint on her cheeks

“im sorry, ok. ill make it up to you,,,,,,”

taken aback you look at her and open your mouth to say that’s not necessary,,,

but she’s already looking at the kids and going “who wants to go and get some ice-cream?”

the kids, with shining stars in their eyes jump around irene and you shrug, you’re ok with that

but,,,,,why is she still shy to meet your eyes?

your son grabs irene’s daughters hand and they run off happily as irene turns back to you,,,eyes cast down

but then slowly meeting yours - not angry like before, but gorgeous - almost leaving you breathless

she offers her hand too and your heart almost stops - but you take it, i mean of course you take it it’s,,,,irene 

#red velvet scenarios #red velvet imagines #irene scenarios #irene imagines #bae joohyun scenarios #rv imagines #rv scenarios #sfw #irene #red velvet #bae joohyun #rv au #red velvet au #irene au #queue

[i-amusemyself]

All 100 Questions.

Bloody hell okay thank you!!! 😄😄😄

1. Is a kiss considered cheating?Yeah, Id say so.

2. Have you ever faked orgasm?Aint never had anyone to fake it with 😂 Ngl tho its the sort of thing id do (which is terrible i know)

3. If you could have one super power, what would it be?Mind reading.

4. Do you think youre gonna be rich in 7-8-9 years?I’d be worried if I didnt have more money than I have now, but idk.

5. Tell us some funny drunk story?Oh jeez erm, I don’t really have any 😂 My friends occasionally remind me of the time at the school christmas ball one of the business teachers turned up and I quickly ran away while aggressively whispering “oh no he knows im a lesbian, aimee told him”.

6. Why are you no longer together with your ex?We work better as friends, its less stressful.

7. If you had to choose one way to die what would it be?See I’m really torn with this question. Part of me thinks itd be nice just to go in my sleep, with a heart attack or something. Its quick and painless you know.But equally I wonder if it would be better to maybe, like, have something where I knew I was gonna die. Because then I’d have time to try and do everything on my bucket list and say goodbye to everyone. Also maybe at that point I’d welcome death lmao.

8. What are your current goals?Idk? Im waiting on A level results which I really hope I’ve done well in.I hope to make lots of new friends at uni and learn how to look after myself quickly I guess. I dont know.

9. Do you like someone?I like a lot of people 😆

10. Who was the last person to disappoint you?Im really not sure??? There arent many people I expect anything from and even then my standards are pretty low. So like, I dont really get disappointed by people, only occasionally by situations.

11. Do you like your body?I could hate it a lot more, but I wouldnt say I’m happy with my body or general appearance. I struggle a lot with my features and my weight and the scars I have (which is ridiculous but thats what mental illness is)

12. Can you keep a diet?I mean if I wasnt on the diet im on rn (with lots of restrictions) id probs be in hospital 😂

13. If the whole world was listening to you right now, what would you say?Honestly id pass out under the pressure of it 😂 idk, id tell them all to take a chill pill but no one would listen.

14. Do you work?Nah, i had 3 jobs at once last yeah but now I’ve ended up with none.

15. If you could choose only one food to eat for the rest of your life what would it be?Either garlic bread or chocolate I cant decide!

16. Would you get a tattoo?I’m v much planning on getting one in the near future so yh!!

17. Something you dont mind spending all your money on?Plane tickets.

18. Can you drive?Yeah! I havent driven since I passed my test, but hopefully I havent forgotten how to that quickly!

19. When was the last time someone told you youre beautiful?…I cant remember. Thats depressing (not that I blame them).

20. What was the last thing you cried for?Argh I have no idea why I was crying, my brain just wasnt doing its job so everything made me stressed and sad.

21. Do you keep a journal?I keep a blog for diary posts but besides that nah

22. Is life fun?If you allow it to be, yeah

23. Is farting in front of people irrelevant?Tf is that supposed to mean? I guess if you know the person well it is.

24. Whats your dream car?I dont know about Dream Car, id have to research it loads to decide what my absolute fave it. Although rn I’d really love a ‘67 VW beetle bc theyre small and cheap on insurance 😂

25. Are grades in school important?My own grades are super important to me, (to the point its probably unhealthy) but in terms of how the people around me do, it doesnt really matter to me. I mean, I want everyone to do well, but I dont judge people based on it.

26. Describe your crush.She’s funny and all around awesome and interesting and good at deep convos and beautiful and way out of my league.

27. What was the last book/movie that really impressed you?The last one I read called The Bell Jar. It was unlike anything I’ve ever read and made me think about a lot of things. Also I related a lot with the main character.

28. What was your last lie?Eh, probably “im fine”.

29. Dumbest lie you ever told?Idk?? I only keep track of the good lies 😉

30. Is crying in front of people embarrasing?It shouldnt be but yeah, I try my best not to.

31. Something you did and are proud of?Umm, idk im p proud of playing basketball and representing my region/training with england. But i quit that so 👏 dicks out for my regrettable decisions 👏

32. Whats your favourite cocktail?Never had one

33. Something you are good at?Annoying people and being clingy 😂 also maths ig

34. Do you like small kids?It depends on the child, the day of the week, the lunar cycle, my menstrual cycle, how hungry I am…Yh legit sometimes I hate them sometimes I love them.

35. How are you feeling right now?Great omg I just got my best friend to watch mamma mia and now shes high on life next to me.

36. What would you name your daughter/son?🤐 there are a couple of names for girls I like and like 2 boys names? But i dont wanna say bc theyre embarrasing.

37. What do you need to be happy?Good company, good food and possibly music.

38. Is there someone you want to punch in the face right now?Theres always at least 3 people I would love to punch 😂

39. What was the last gift you recieved?My best friend got me a necklace and I almost cried its so beautiful

40. What was the last gift you gave?The gift of my company @only-slightly-dangerous 😉😉😉

41. What was the last concert you went to?I went to to see Amber Run in february

42. Favourite place to shop at?Um, as in shop? A place called blue banana probs (england’s hot topic smh)

43. Who inspires you?Kaitlyn Alexander bc they helped me to understand who I am and how I feel and to be loud and proud about it.And Luke Cutforth bc he’s so open about his mental health and struggles with self harm but hes so happy now.

44. How old were you when you first got drunk?18 lmao

45. How old were you when you first got high?It aint happened yet (and i dont really want it to)

46. How old were you when you first had sex?It aint happened yet smh

47. When was your first kiss?As far as im concerned never

48. Something you want to do until the end this year?What….does this mean….? Idk???

49. Is there something in the past you wish you hadnt done?It’s more stuff I wish I had done tbh. I suppose I said things I shouldnt have or got too involved in drama, but you kinda need all that secondary school shit to learn from it

50. Post a selfie.Lmao nah fam

51. Who are you most comfortable around?My best friend by a mile. Privacy who?

52. Name one thing that terrifies you.Abandonment without explanation.

53. What kind of books do you read?Anything non fiction about medicine/being a doctor/disease/psycopaths.Besides that whatever has been recommended.

54. What would you tell your 12 y/o self?1. Youre gay2. You and I both know you arent joking about being “a dude trapped in a girls body” stop laughing it off and confront it.3. Stand up for yourself.4. Chill out.5. Laugh a lot more omg

55. What is your favourite flower?It’s between petunias and roses

56. Any bad habits you have?Not answering peoples messages unless theyre Certain Person A or Certain Person B.

57. What kind of people are you attracted to?Ones that are out of my league and could kick my ass apparently. Also ones that are kind, listen and think a lot I guess

58. What was the last thing you cried for?Already answered

59. Is there something you dont eat? A food that truly disgusts you?I dont eat loads of stuff bc my guts hate me 😂 but besides all that I’m actually the worlds least picky eater. The only thing I dont like is raw tomato. Thats it.

60. Are you in love?I wish

61. Something you find romantic?All the clichés ngl 😂 just anything that says “i love you” or “i was thinking about you” really

62. How long was your longest relationship?Like 4 months? Barely long term.

63. What are 3 things that irritate you about the same sex?Oh jeez i hate these theyre so stereotype-y1. Bitching2. Not supporting each other3. ….?

64. What are 3 things that irritate you about the opposite sex?1. Not supporting each other2. Massive egos3. Yelling

65. What are you saving money for?Uni so I dont starve to death!

66. How would you describe your bad side?Hmm, idk, it depends what someone did to get on my bad side. I’d say stubborn, bitter and angry tho usually.

67. Are you actually a good person? Why?I could be wrong but I think so long as someone has morally good intentions they are usually a good person, whether they always succeed or not. So yeah, I like to think I am.

68. What are you living for?My friends and the hope I have for my future.

69. Have you ever done anything illegal?Piracy? Thats it.

70. Do you like your money?….did I type this question wrong or??

71. Have you ever made someone feel bad about themselves intentionally?Okay, the honest answer? Yeah. When I was a lot younger and less mature and someone said something that hurt me, I tried to retaliate with equally hurtful comments. I like to think I wouldnt do that now.

72. Ever sent nudes?Lol no

73. Have you ever cheated on someone?Hell no

74. Favourite candy?All candy hates me 😂

75. Is there a blog you visit everyday or almost every day? Tag them.Yeah @oneshappyplace knows I regularly spam her with notes in search or Quality Memes (im so sorry)

76. Do you play any computer games? Whats ur fave?Nah, as if I have time 😂

77. Favourite TV series?Argh I canny choose? I love the IT Crowd, I love supernatural, I love Sherlock, I love in the flesh…

78. Are you religious? Does God exist?I’m not religious and personally I don’t believe there’s a god or higher power but I could be wrong.

79. What was the last book you read? Did it impress you and why?The Bell Jar. See 27.

80. What do you think about vegetarians and veganism?I respect it I guess? At one point I was p much a vegetarian until I had to restrict my diet sooo. Tho I could never be one now, let alone a vegan.

81. How long have you been on tumblr?Too long 😂😂😂 Like 3 or 4 years?

82. Do you like chinese food?Love it!

83. McDonalds or Subway?(Never been to subway so) McDonalds.

84. Vodka or Whisky?(Never had whisky so) Vodka.

85. Alcohol or Drugs?(Never had drugs so) Alcohol.

86. Ever been out of your country?I’m currently in the USA so yeah 😂

87. Meaning behind your blog name?It’s p self explanatory and also v true

88. What are you scared of?Abandonment, deep water, knives, toys with battery packs.

89. Last time you were insulted?Ugh, probs like when I met up with a load of school friends for our leaver’s ball.

90. Most traumatic experience?I’d rather not answer that lmao (plus itd take a long time to type)

91. Perfect date idea?Chilling and listening to each other’s favourite songs while coexisting and eating fast food 😂 that or ikea ngl

92. Favourite app on your phone?Tumblr. Even though I hate it, it also keeps me sane.

93. What colour are the walls in your room?White and blue.

94. Do you watch youtube? Who is your favourite youtuber?I love so many youtubers omg. Lukeisnotsexy, mileschronicles, realisticallysaying and filthy frank are faves

95. Share your favourite quote.Pick your fights.

96. What is the meaning of life?To live life to the fullest so youre happy and have minimal regrets. Also to be kind and helpful so even if you dont change the world you might help someone else to.

97. Do you like horror movies?I think….? But I’m not good at watching them alone 😂

98. Have you ever made your mum cry? What happened?Eh…again, would rather not answer (we got some nice supressed memories here)

99. Do you feel lucky or special in any way?I’m still totally in awe of how lucky I am to have met my best friend from 3000 miles away. Like, the probability of it was so so slim and yet here we are.

100. Can you keep a secret?I think so yh! It’s something that I consider super important.

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Spiders

this is my first fanfic from maouemi. setting is at Ente isla or you can say Demon castle since in the post of gonfier say that everyone now in there, soooo.... 

btw, as yknow my grammar its very bad till your eyes would getting ache. just watch it

maou and emi is already in the middle of conversation about Kisaki when they’re arrive in Demon Castle at Ente Isla. previously, Emi want to checking something in some town near demon castle that day, and for unknow reason maou decide to going with her. because the town is not so fast from the demon castle, emi decide to left alas=ramus to Ashiya and the other.

when they’re back, Emi and maou found Alas=ramus, Acies, and Lucifer bend over in the middle of room while surrounding something on the ground. both of Maou and Emi frowning they eyebrow immediatly. whatever its look like, for them its too strange to see their children is ‘play’ with that NEET. however-

“Ahh mama! Papa! welcome back!”

“Ah, its moving oneechan!”

Alas=ramus who sensed her mama, turn her body to them and greeting with cheerfully, and then turn her little body again when Acies ara shouted suddenly.

“Welcome back Maou-sama, i have been waiting for you.”

“Hmm, what is it Ashiya?”

Bowed politely, Ashiya, pooring the hot tea for his master while Maou sit in front of his tatami as usual. as soon they’re talking about something already which emi assume its about grocery. uninterested, Emi decide to checking her daughter.

“Ah Alas=ramus, what are you doing in there?”

“....very little..”

“Eh what?”

“Hmm, nothing important, im just try to teach them something.”

because Alas=ramus seem not want to be disturbed right now, urushihara is the one who answer that question. but Emi cant help it at all and become more worried when urushihara say  that. whatever you say, if that NEET try to teaching something or anything, especially to her daughter, that would be not good. for sure. being curious, Emi yusa, the hero of ente isla, try to approach them and try to bend over too.

“Mama! its cute!”

“Hmm? what is it?”

“Spidey!”

“Eh what?”

“Spidey!” repeat Alas=ramus forcefully. 

“Uhhh-”

not sure what are that child is trying to say,  Emi trying to come more closer but,

“ah, how usefull parent, what she mean is this.”

before alas=ramus say anything again, urushihara, with lazy, pick up that thing on the floor and thrusting it to emi. and what come after this is unexpectedly-

“Eh-Kyaaaa!!!!”

“w-what is it?”

“M-Mama?”

“Eh, Emi? Whats wrong?”

“W-What are you doing emilia? dont shout so loudly of a sudden!”

Emi Shouting, unexpectedly, very loud and sudden, make everyone in that room turn their gaze to the hero immediatly.

“L-Lucifer! P-Put that thing!”

“E-eh What?”

“It! that thing!”

“What the hell thing you referring for!”

slightly irritated because of the panic hero in front of him, Urushihara try to yelling too.

“Its-Kyaa!”

“ah!”

but before emi say anything again, the spider in urushihara palm began to jump, make emi body fall and sitting on the ground. Maou, feel little worried, try to come more closer when he notice emi’s body drop to the ground and her face showing some fearful and shocked expression like she already meet with the terrifying monster.

“Emi what-”

“Uaahh!!”

and like a signal, that spider, run to emi dirrection for unknow reason. seeing this emi, stand up and run immediatly and hiding in back of The demon king.

“E-Emi?!”

“Mama? Whats Wrong?”

“Seriosly Emilia, dont try to make any chaos in Maou-sama Castle or-”

“That thing! take it away!”

“Seriously emilia, what the-”

but before Urushihara continue his protest, some conclusion appear in his mind, and as if it shown at that Fallen angel face, Emi hands began to grip the back shirt of Maou while her face showing a terryfied expression.

“Y-You! dont try anything that useless-!”

ignore the protest yell from the hero, luciver, showing a evil smile that suit to the Demon General, and with slowly take that spider on the ground and pick it up, like holding some fearfull weapon toward the hero. seing that, Emi yelped again.

“You fear of Spider!!”

like announche her death, the voice of Urushihara echoed in that room. however-

“E-Emi?!”

Maou who heard that, turn his body to face emi immediatly, but Emi refuse to releas his tshirt. to be honest, the greated Hero who succesfully take down all of the Demon Army and even push down the demonking by herself, actually being scared to the little thing called Spider, Maou felt he cant accept it. 

refuse to face Maou, Emi close her eyes forcefully and keep her grip at maou tshirt while her face burn on embarrasment and scared feeling. even this theory is evident, emi, for her sake of the hero, still find the reason for rebuke it.

“N-No, i dont scare to that-”

“Oh yea? then explain this!”

unable to hold it anymore, with force, Urushihara run to emi immediatly like he want to take his revenge.

“Ah kyaaa!!”

“H-Hey wait!”

“Uwaah! it so fun! Oneechan Yadogiri scares to Spidey!”

even Acies Ara found its really fun and began to pick up another spider and run toward Emi too.

“Kyaa!!! d-dont come close-!”

emi, tighten her grip from Maou shirt and with forccefully pull it back as a shield, and try to step backward. keep of tfrom that spiders in their hands. sensing this Maou-

“H-Hey Emi! dont Pull- Ah! what are you doing!”

“You must to face it like a hero!”

“Ahhhh dont bully mama!”

“I-Its has nothing to do with being-ahhhh!” protest Emi disturbed with her own yelp when she show many more of spiders jump toward of her. even Alas=ramus who sensed her mama being on danger try to stop them. but-

“Ashiya! bring me another Spider!”

“Yes! I Have already one!”

“Hey- both of you stop it!”

Maou cant help it at all but when he feel emi grip become more thigh than ever, he become more angry and try to stop them too but-

“Maou! dont try to protect Oneesan Yadogiri!”

“Who Protect who? im Captive in here!”

even he say so, but Maou seem to try to drag emi for avoid them.

“Lucifaa, Aciess! dont bully mama!”

“No! she must take her punishment because of mortifying Maou sama!”

“Ashiya your word is non sense! stop it already!”

“Ahh-Kyaaa! P-Put it down!”

emi, notice more spider jumping toward her, her sound suddenly tremble like she already crying and conciousness hiding her face in back of maou.  sensing her face press in his back and notice emi began to crying, Maou greeted his teeth with reflex and began to panick.

“Damn it! Stop it! i said Stop it already!”

“Acies give me another spider!”

“You got this!”

“N-No! put that thing! Maou! put that thing already-aah!!”

“How i can do that if you hold my shirt!”

“Papa Help mama!”

“Im trying! im trying!”

emi bagan to pull his body uncontrollably when her face still burried in his back, but even so maou cant doing anything toward his general at all.

“This is for the sake of all the Demon Army!”

“kyaah!”

some spider past her face make Emi yelping again and almost to fall.  why are they have so many spider anyway?

“Damn it! this is to far! Ashiya! Urushihara!”

“Stay away from mama! stay away from mama!”

but when Alas=ramus try to block their way-

“Ah!”

“Uwaaaaahhhh!!”

“E-Emi!”

emi, felt something fall to her head, and the let out a big yelp make everyone in there froze immediatly and maou turn his body to seing emi in his back and at that time-

“T-That! put that thing away!”

“E-Eh, Chotto-”

emi, when maou turn his body to face her, grip his front shirt again and burried her head to his chest immediatly. everyone who seing this hold their breath without thinking.

“T-that thing! p-put that thing away!”

“Eh-Ah..”

when Emi say that again in the middle of her crying, maou can see it properly. the little spider hanging in her head.

“Hurry!”

“Ah, yes. hold a sec-”

maou, throw away that spider immediatly, but emi still not let him go.

“D-done?”

“Y-yes.”

emi, sniff again slightly.

“A-are they’re already gone?”

Maou took in their surrounding but find nothing of any spiders in there.

“I think they’re gone.”

but emi just hold her grip with more forcefully.

“Are you sure?”

listening this, Maou let out a deep sight and look at emi’s top head.

“Sigh, yes. they’re already gone. seriously emi.”

emi, with slowly, let go of maou shirt, and sniff again. she lift up her head to look at maou. with teary eyes and deep red Cheeck, emi-

“Uuhh- thanks.”

saying this to maou with low and softly voice.

“U-Un.”

Unable to saying anything he just scratch his head and turn his gaze from emi.

““”Seriously, you two is really something.”””

unable to hold anymore, everybody in that room say this to them. because of that, Maou and Emi, sudddenly aware that they’re standing too close from eachother, take a back step immediatly. 

“aah, looks like we interrupt something..”

even Urushihara mumble this in very low voice, but its make emi, return to her composure immediatly, and then facing The Fallen Angel with her face burn on anger and embarasement..

“Y-You! You will pay for this!”

tbc -_-

please say what you think!!

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[heartofmid9]

it’s hard for me to admit the way i feel about relationships, but i really can’t lie to myself and since i’m trying this new thing ( using vulnerability to express myself, to push me to create and get it out of my system) i have to confess that i really really i mean REALLY feel jelaous and envious about romantic relationships, it gets me mad, and frustrated all the time, i’ve been single for a long time, for me it truly feels like a life time,  it even embarrased me to say it but fuck it, i’ve been single for almost seven years, everytime i say it it feels like a shock to me, i don’t understand why something i’ve been wanting my whole life it has become my greatest failure, my greatest frustration my greatest pain.

Because all of this every singe time i see happy couples, specialy on social media ( shocking right?) it makes me so sad about me, makes me question who i am, makes me feel like what is wrong with me? how come people have it so easy to found each other and for me it feels IMPOSIBLE, it feels like it would never ever happen ( i know it sounds dramatic but i really feel this way) i have meet many guys through all this years, and the frustration comes from the fact that i’ve been so close to start a relationship with someone that i actualy like on almost every level that for unknown reasons ( maybe god or the universe wants me to be a lonely person for the rest of my life) it comes to an end.

One of them ( Mr. S) flew the country, an took my heart with him, the sad part is that we barely dated but it kills me to know that i had this huge and profound connection with him and he had to go, years have past and finally on 2017 i meet this one other guy (Mr. J) online ( ...great) he lives in another state, we talked every day, mostly on the phone about us, and in the beggining it was like a dream i couldn’t believe that it was actually happening, finally i was gonna get i a serious relationship with someone i really like and had a connection, i was so excited for what was comming, months have gone by, we kept it online because here’s the thing i live in venezuela and by that time there has been really bad protest all over the country, people getting murder on the streets and we really wanted to be cautious so we decided to wait, then he got ill something about his back that he had to be in bed for weeks, and the recovery he couln’t do much, it got impossible to meet and months go by i got really frustrated because of all of this so i decided to express him how i felt i don’t remember if i say something about breaking up our  whateaver this was but he understood, he said that he was so sorry for not beeing able to give me what i wanted, that he was so sorry that he was not the guy for me ( i’m crying as i’m writing this lol) and that we really should stay friends because he was not emotionaly available to me, it hurts so bad, i knew this was going to happen but still i had some faith(?) that maybe it would somehow work out.

In the meantime i got to meet (online, again.....) this guy (Mr. P) that has all the charactistics of my type of man in almost every way and you guest it i really like him ( but i’m gonna save it for another post) but, he is really really R E A L L Y  I M P O S I B L E for me, he has a boyfriend of 4 years and it seems like they really love each other ( i hate this hahaha) but what makes it even more imposible is the fact that he lives in spain and i don’t haha i’m trapped in this third world communist country.

I thought this post was gonna be short but hey this particular subject is very sensitive for me, none of my friends understand what i feel ( most of them are in a relationship, stables relationships) so i gave up expressing to them how this makes me feel cos’ i really got tired of the “ when you stop looking for it it will come” “you have to love your self before someone else comes” and other bullshit that people say to single people, now i only talk about it with me therapist and one or two friends that maybe could just listen, i decided that i want to give up, i don’t wanna push what is not meant to be because it makes me suffer a lot, i wanna stop suffering over this, i’m working on it, some day it will stop hurting, someday i will feel complete and enough, probably will be single ( cos’ it’s me and i feel like this how it is) , but it wont hurt, but i really need to stop looking (not because a believe he will come when im not expecting  i call that bulshit) but because im tired as fuck.

Side note:  “ when you stop looking for it it will come” ( yeah right, so everybody who is in relationship just stoped looking for someone right? that’s what i am supposed to believe) “you have to love your self before someone else comes” ( so this means that everyone in a relationship, loved them selves first, right? even those who are suffering in a relationship, because a husband punch them in the face, right?, okay.

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