#if not it should be

[crehador]

#crab watches #psycho-pass #incorrect quotes from mwpsb... is that already a thing #if not it should be #and now it is: #incorrect quotes from mwpsb

[ilikebeesandflowers]

Why didn’t anyone tell me that The Blue Castle by LM Montgomery is destiel fanfic to a tee?? Like? Dean lives this sad repressed little life and then gets diagnosed with a fatal heart condition *faith!dean style* so he shrugs off his awful family and runs away to care for a dying friend and accidentally falls in love with the scruffy elusive hermit Cas who is bad-boy-coded and lives outside society’s rules and drives a shitty old beater. When his friend dies and he has to go back home, Dean asks Cas to marry him so he can *really live* his final year, no strings attached, you don’t even have to love me! They get married The Next Day by some backwoods preacher but it’s all legal, and Dean’s family can’t say shit about it. Ps, they don’t know he’s dying. So time passes and they are ecstatically happy, living in the woods as a Fake Married couple (except obviously they bone), and There’s Only One Bed.

Fast forward to the day that Dean almost gets run over by a train, which should have killed him outright, but he DIDN’T DIE, and they are both super in-their-heads about it. Cas disappears for a few days. MEANWHILE Dean is like, oh my god, I trapped that fine-ass fellow and he’s gonna divorce me for tricking him. No prob, I’ll leave him a note to say it’s okay for him to divorce me. Except then! Dean meets Cas’ dad and finds out that he is richer than God. So when he writes his little note (and also accidentally discovers that Cas is ALSO Dean’s favourite writer, holy shit you guys), CAS thinks Dean doesn’t want to be married to him anymore bc he’s ashamed of daddy warbucks. And they have a whole-ass confrontation in which Dean’s like, no you can’t love me bc I’m poor and homely, and Cas is like, no you can’t love me bc my dad is an embarrassment.

BUT THEN, they talk and it’s okay, they BOTH LOVE EACH OTHER, and they travel the world together and write books and live happily ever after!

#destiel #deancas #dean x castiel #the blue castle #faith!dean #endverse!cas #or maybe honey!cas? #modern!au #I bet it’s on ao3 i just have to look… #if not it should be #guess I have a writing project! #supernatural #castiel #dean winchester

[reefsharkivist]

after the middle ages, medieval knights became endangered so most of them are now living on special wildlife preserves (renaissance faires) where they’re free to roam around and fight each other whenever they want <3 nature is beautiful 

#medieval knight #knight husbandry #is that a thing #if not it should be #i feel like there is so much husbandry on tumblr that it's gotta be a thing right? #evil alexposting

[scribbledghost]

Wait, wait wait. Here. Have this, it's important.

Ps. I volunteer at a cat rescue so I can intermittently drop some cute af kitten/cat pics in your ask box if you want.

!!!!! I love this thank u so much!!! I will never say no to kitten/cat pictures!!!

#is her name Snapple #if not it should be #lady-of-glass-and-bone #asked and answered

[highlifeboat]

Well, Rusalkas were described as tall, with dark hair and huge boobs :p

Well, that's like half the Dimitrescu women.

RIP Daniela and Bela shouldn't have been born a red head and a blonde.

Well... Actually Daniela might still check out, her hair is like a... dark auburn type colour.

So really just RIP Bela for being a blond I guess, she doesn't get to be a mythical creature /hj

#asks #horror lady00 #bug people must be some kind of mythical creature in some culture #i feel like ''swarm of bugs that turns into a beautiful woman to lure other women or men to their deaths'' is a thing somewhere #if not it should be

[lunastigerlilies]

my pp is too big and i hate it. my pp is so large i just cannot lug it around any longer. it is so insanely huge and it has caused so many problems in my life. i cannot go to airports any longer as they think i am sneaking something in, so every time i go i get touched as they try to take my pp off thinking it’s a bomb. i cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my pp that they immediately run away. my mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. i cannot relieve myself as my hands are just too small to choke the chicken. my humongous pp has ruined my life. i resent god for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. doctors tell me i will never be able to get a pp reduction as they would have nowhere to put the pp. it would just take up far too much room… i had a girlfriend when i was a young lad, she loved me for who i was and did not care about my deformity. but one day i took off my jeans and my pp flung out smacking her and flinging her out the window. she died two hours later in the hospital. she was the only woman who ever loved me… my pp is too ginormous. it has caused problems for myself and the people around me. i will be ending it, my pp has taken over my life but it cannot take over a life that does not exist.

#i think this is a copypasta #if not it should be #i found it on instagram #i think it was reposted from reddit? #steve harrington shitposts #this is probably my worst post #like ever

[youveseenthelastofme]

It's been a while, and I finally finished a sketch thats been sitting in my sketchbook for like a month now!

They’re besties your honor

sketches and alt versions under the cut:

I really love this last one, i thought the idea of them doodling on the picture would be so cute and I just had to do it

#back to posting art again #it's been a minute #ozpin #bartholomew oobleck #glynda goodwitch #magic mocha #is that the ship name for these three? #if not it should be #platonic magic mocha #rwby #rwby au(?) #my art

[oatmilkbasic]

my art teacher has a book about the victorian language of flowers and today when i saw the page about camellias i started (mentally) giggling and kicking my feet because it listed the meaning as longing for you

#yes this is about that one soukoku official art #i’m like 90% sure it’s official #if not it should be #and it’s incredibly spot on #fellas is it gay to lay in a bed of flowers that represent love and longing with your enemy #bsd skk #skk

[iristhedeadflower]

is this not the beginning of a fanfic

#if not it should be #iris violetta s2: electric boogaloo

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

#art #i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more #do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original #or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them #or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave #you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.

[theredtours]

why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

#they're transparent and i'll post them when I am finished. #I won't even tag them because everyone should have them #boop #text

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

#greek mythology #ares #athena #greek gods #dont get me wrong it aint athena slander but it sure is ares praise #on some level at least #man justly accused of bad things deserves some mid praise more at 11 #thank you romi for helping me with words though i duly noted you insisted on ares not being cautious rather than him not being careful #romi be like “i want him to care” and honestly good you should say it #also EPIC led to this and i just..... i want to draw some animatics man i just need infinite time now #my long lost love for greek myths just will never stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming #i want some vulture design in here for ares but not sure about this one #kochei doodles

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

#like majority of the time kids are not just 'being naughty'. they have big feelings inside little bodies it's a lot #also like. #it should be illegal to dye your hair fun colours if you aren't prepared for kids in public to ask if youre related to a my little pony #EDIT: the notes on this post are an absolute cesspool. i don't care about your reasons for hating kids you sound like a disney villain

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[anartificialsatellite]

The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

#it's hard sometimes not to be embarrassed when people tell you you should be and im still working on it #but life is so much more fun that way

[epicsauce]

my collection of "weird social practices that are too funny to be considered rude"

#u should add more if u have any #00