#if my summer isn't like this 😤😤
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someday when you leave me
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#gabi and her moods <3#if my summer isn't like this 😤😤#I NEED a summer like this kay#taylor ✧.*#taylor swift#swiftie moodboard#swiftie#swifties#taylor swift moodboard#taylor swift wildest dreams#wildest dreams#taylor swift 1989#1989 taylor swift#1989#aesthetic moodboard#romantic moodboard#love moodboard
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op81 | best he'll ever write
summary: [ author!oscar piastri x f!driver!reader — social media au ] being the partner and muse of a celebrated author means that fans start connecting the dots sooner rather than later
faceclaim: gracie abrams
author’s note: i'm secretly a ya romcom book girlie and i feel like that shows SO MUCH in this fic 🙈 delusional for life!
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user great race at the australian gp y/n!
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↪ user sometimes i forget that logan and y/n are both gen z 😂
user the puppy is so adorable 🥺
↪ user i wonder whose it is 👀 y/n's said that her schedule doesn't allow for pets
oscarpiastri not my birthday cake...
↪ yourusername sorry not sorry 😉
↪ user who the hell is oscar piastri and why is y/n replying to his comment 😭
↪ user don't you talk about my favourite best-selling author like that 🤺
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oscarpiastri Thank you to everyone who's been on this journey with me. Eighty-One Seconds is finally yours and we can't be more happy to share it with you. As many of you have guessed, it is my homage to Y/N and all the time we have spent together. My wife, my love, my heart. I'm grateful that you're in my life. Forgive me for re-using my words, but here's to eighty-one more years together.
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user hold on a damn second 🤚 his WIFE??? when was this a thing 🧐
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Another list of unrealistic wishes for the 2024 tour
Back at it again with the delusional takes and here to make it everyone elses problem - a very warm welcome to volume 2 of our wishes for the upcoming Rammstein tour ✨
This time again carefully put together by @wizzardclown @gothtoast and me, with additional wonderful influences by my dear @m---e---l. Thank you ladies 🤍
(Read our first list here and please consider checking out the great suggestions in the notes!)
Set list and concert organisation in general
first up, the question of the supporting act:
-> either not happening in general, since none of us actually want to endure another round of the piano tinkling, so we though about this concept:
This way, we get an even longer concert with no distraction from the pure Rammstein sound.
-> or, another idea which came to mind: to celebrate the literary-genius Flake, he could give us a reading of one of his books before the concert, lighten up the mood and feeding the masses with entertaining facts. Additionally, Richard could play some piano in the background during it, for dramatic effect (like the piano accompaniment during silent movies back in the old days).
Opener for the concert this year: 'Haifisch'. Would be an amazing and appreciative nod towards the fans in regards to the support the band was shown last year.
'Zwitter': a banger to set the sexual ambiguous mood for the evening.
'Mein Land': Not sure if they every played this one live, but it would be a fitting song to get some summer vibes going.
for sunset rather fittingly 'Sonne'.
Off to the first proper segment, welcome to the 👻haunting hour👻: fitting for the upcoming night time, a creepy conglomerate consisting of:
-> 'Wilder Wein' (I could write a whole chapter about this song, it's so captivating), followed by 'Spieluhr'
-> 'Hilf mir': perfect for some new haunting stage show (maybe as a replacement for 'Puppe'; or to quote @wizzardclown: 'When in doubt, set Flake on fire')
-> 'Heirate mich': preferably with some 'sliding on his knees/a rolling board'-Till
-> to end this phase with a classic: 'Du riechst so gut' is an absolute MUST.
following: 'Rein Raus', some relaxing ASMR to lighten the mood.
Welcome to the next section: 🔥Some like it hot🔥, consisting of:
-> 'Wollt ihr das Bett in Flammen sehen': camera focus has to be on Schneider.
-> 'Asche zu Asche' with burning mics (!).
-> 'Du hast' with its fire rockets (my favourite pyro in the whole concert) because no Rammstein concert can exist without this song, that's a physical law, and additionally Richard would be sad if he couldn't play it.
-> 'Engel' preferably with the iconic wings (poor Till really has to go all in during this concert).
as a moment to take a breather: Mutter.
'Deutschland': a song we all wait for, with a huge meaning, just overall a perfect piece - yet no remix this time, since we need the time to slide right into the next phase of the concert:
💗questionable on-stage actions and homoerotica galore💗, consisting of:
-> 'Mein Teil', with dilf dad-dance moves AND several guitarist kisses (what better moment than the dick eating song for it)
-> 'Zick Zack' with at least some sort of elaborate costumes,
-> 'Feuerräder', for the perfect vibe with Flake riding on Till's back, neon tube ready to knock seven bells out of his tormentor (justice for Flake), additionally maybe Oliver skating with his roller skates which emit flames in the background and more guitarist kisses
after this breathtaking segment, how about some 'Anna'-sing along! Scream the name of your fave on the top of your lungs and show your love for him 💘
finally some unrealistic (as if the whole list isn't a fever dream already) wishes : 'Eifersucht' and 'Fellfrosch'. To finally give Olli's sick bass lines the stage they deserve 😤
2. some more outfit ideas
long hair Schneider with his handband, because this was a look:
leg belts for Richard 🖤
and last but not least, this is a PSA:
If Frau Schneider makes an appearance and decides to grace us with her presence, consider everything on this list to be obsolete. Seeing the mother again would be the greatest joy of all, we don't need anything more 🙇🏼♀️🙏🏼
#rammstein#rammstein tour 2024#maybe i should turn this post in a pdf and send it to the r+ managment. maybe we'd have some luck with our improvement suggestions#this post was brought to you by Lesben für Rammstein e.V.#delusional take but ha. watch me i say anything on this site#what a weekend with david lynch lemonade too much pasta and wonderful company can bring
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Joy List
Got tagged my @mybrainismelted to serve up a few of my recent joys. Let's see, where do I begin?
🤩 Joyfully enjoying the new seedling I got today from one of my local FB groups. Along with 7+ random alocasia corms, she gave me a rooted philodendron summer glory, & a philodendron pink princess that I get to rehab back to health. This alone is enough to fill me with joy for weeks!
🤩 I have learned something VERY IMPORTANT about men's abs! Look!
So, if you (like sometimes me) have found yourself writing about Ian's abs vs Mickey's abs vs Lip's abs, guess what? All three of them have the distinct muscle structure talked about in these articles & Mickey/Noel actually has Schwarzenegger's 4-pack structure & now I feel like this SHOULD HAVE BEEN WRITTEN IN CANON, goddamnit. 😤
🤩 I got my Gallavich dolls today in the mail & I am over the motherfucking moon over it! A huge shoutout to @gallavichgeek for helping to make dreams come true. <3
🤩 Also, @notherenewjersey is a lovely human being. That needs to be said often & much.
🤩 I currently have the entire first floor to myself. :-)
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OK, I'm going to tag a few people. @lingy910y, @sweetbee78, @francesrose3, with no pressure to play, as always.
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Sasha is Mikasa's friend, one day she went to Mikasa's apartment because they were planning to go to their friend's birthday party.While waiting for Mikasa to get dressed, Sasha sat in the living room, she was even surprised by a topless man coming out of Mikasa's bedroom (who claimed to be Mikasa's step bro), Eren.
in the end sasha and eren chatted with each other and continued affectionately, even eren bravely pulled sasha's sexy dress, and then he pinched sasha's nipples, sasha like it when that tounge suck her tits...
i want to now eresha conservation to start make out and im curious to know what's next. can you tell us? Will Mikasa soon be ready to dress up and go out her bedroom? and join her stepbrother and her friend?
YESSSS
I love step bro Eren! I always save the stories involving step siblings eremika, especially when Mikasa is so oblivious about his "harmless" behavior, it's my guilty pleasure im sorry ☠
Sasha meets him for the first time when she goes to their shared flat because of a colege project, Mikasa greeting her a bit out of breath and her hair a mess for some reason, lipstick smudge and rosy checks adorning her face
She legits thinks he is some kind of fuckbuddy/fwb or even his bf when she sees him appear from Mikasa's room, his chest topless and drops of sweat running through his pecs down to his abs 💀 thinks Mika is a lucky girl because she wouldn't mind jumping on him!
When he tells her he is Mika's step brother she doesn't believe at all, like, she may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer but she obviously knows step-bros shouldn't be coming out of their "sisters" room like that 🤨
It doesn't help when she sees them acting so lovingly either! Like he sometimes would make Miks sit on his lap and feed her ice cream, even though she's there!😏
Some other times she would see him kiss Mikasa goodbye too close to her mouth too! Holding her by the hips against him like a lover would, hugging her to tightly there was no doubt he was making her feeling everything 👀
One time when she was there they actually gets visited by their parents! tall brunette guy who resembles Eren too much and and short, snowy skinned woman who might as well be a carbon copy of Mikasa! So they indeed were step siblings! How come they were acting like this tho!? 🤨
When Sasha asks her about it, Mikasa would be so innocent like - What about it? Isn't it normal? - and thats when Sasha realizes Mika has been took advantage of 😭
The more Sasha visits Mika's flat, the more Eren's attention starts focusing on her, like checking on her when she is unaware and making nasty innuendos about how she seemed like a pro just because she managed to eat a pop sickle faster than him 😤 sometimes even pinching or spanking her ass as when she bends over for any reason!
She obviously hates it at first, he already was taking advantage of her too innocent friend, but she won't be falling for it! Even resorts to slaps him on his chest when he is being way too much for her! 😤
But even though he is a pain in the ass, she can't help but get excited at the idea of him chasing her! She loves the attention way too much tbh 🤭
What makes her really lose it is when she tags along Mikasa home after working out, the both of them sharing the shower cuz they are confortable around each other and not just cuz she likes the sight of Mik's body, only to run into him in the bathroom the same way he came to the world🥵
The next time she comes to their place is to help Mikasa with her make up, since they will be going to Historia's place for the annual summer break party, and since Hisu knows Eren as well, he will tag along too 👀
Lots of things would happen there, like "Shot or dare" games in which she gets to make out with Mikasa or discard her mini skirt for the rest of the game (Eren's doing obviously) or share small pecks here and there with some of the boys there
There is dancing too! The kind of one that might as well be clasified as dry humping by how Eren made Mikasa rub their waists together and left her legs shaking 😏 and when he decides it is her turn she can't help but comply, no regrets after all when she gets to feel the heavy weight of his dick poking her in the clit 🔥
Eren and Mikasa wouldn't be smooth on their ride home at all, touching way too much for Sasha's taste, sitting on the side not sure what to do 😬 she can perfectly hear Mika's breath going erratic and just can think about how much she wished she was in her position!
When she helps him drag a weak legged Mikasa in, he actually asks her to spent the night them! Coming up with the good old "it's too late!", even though her place is not that far
She doesn't buy his goody two shoes bs at all but still stays for the night, it was very late afterall 😏
Eren doesn't feel like calling it up a night yet, and decides to put a movie on their tv, Mikasa cuddled and sleepy on his side while making a small chat with her on their couch
He tells her how good of a "dancer" she was, how she looked so nice with that pink blouse and that black mini skirt she had, even daring to imply how she looked way better with her skirt off!
She is too dumbfounded to come up with a witty answer, just bothering to tell how he wasn't that bad and that she already knew she looked stunning 🤭
Their conversation would escalate way too quickly, the alcohol in their blood probably the reason way she didn't mind the way his hand caressed her thigh or how it toyed the buttons of her blouse, all the while his other hand shamelessly squished Mikasas's boob in his hold 😈
She doesn't know when it happens but before realizes what is going on he is already leaving hickeys on her neck and bite marks on her shoulder, Sasha making her best effort to not let out a single sound until he bites her pretty hard on her nipple 🔥
The commotion would wake Mikasa of course, just to find his step brother and her supposed to be bff in a compromising position 🤨 but rather chew them up she feel offended for not letting her join! Probably because of the alcohol too 🤭
Clothes gets dicarded to the floor as they get frisky with each other, maybe only on their undergarments as Eren makes them make out for him on his lap, his dick quickly hardening at the sight and the way their hips moved, joining when he got enough of watching to make a perfect kiss of three!
Sasha's memories of the night stop right there, because everything from there is just a blurred memorie, she only knows she wakes up in the same bed as them, an empty box of condoms on the floor, her crotch hurting like hell and the worst headache she felt in years!
I may have took some freedom considering the initial request 🤭
Honestly this has so much one shot potential, maybe even a short story! But I really want to end the one I have before creating another one 😅
#eremikasasha#aot smut#eremika#eresasha#mikasasha#smut#eren yeager#mikasa ackerman#sasha blouse#drabble#eremikasasha drabble
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Cherrybomb!! 🥺🧡💞✨️
I'm only a wee babey when it comes to the Berserk fandom, but I'd love to hear some things about you and Mr. Guts if you feel like it!!
Ilysm I hope summer is treating you gently ♡♡♡
*SQUEALS* ok so modern AU time-
This dude, this huge buff dude right?
This buff dude who can lift me up like carrying a bag of grapes, I WEIGHT NOTHING TO HIM.
This dude who I know by heart would be awkawrd when starting the relationship but also a lil flinchy cuz well ✨trauma✨
But thats ok cuz we would work on it, slow proccess but its all worth it cuz the moment he starts to give in to touches he a man STARVED for them
He don't even notice how his hand tends to look for me, or how he leans on me when I'm cooking or folding laundry
Mostly in private, but I feel in my heart he loves cuddles, HUG HIM, REASSURE HIM, CARE FOR HIM, KISS HIS SCARS HE WILL MELT
Also doing exercise with him, but best I can do running on the mournings with him for the next 10 mins only to die half way-
He like "that all u got??? 😐" And I go "YES THAT'S ALL NOW LET ME SIT DOWN-😤😡😠" *procceds to piggyback carry me on the way home💕💕*
We have a black doggy called berserk, he a mommy's boi and loves to give shit to guts lololololol
He more of actions show more than words but when he gets his words HE GETS THEM
Protective, VERY much so. Isn't the type to get jelly easily after the starting to date (he more catious tbh) that easily but he pouts when I give the dog a lil too much attention
And when he decides its time for attention he will slab or pinch my butt, mabey bite my thigh if he's laying on my lap KXKKKDKKDKKKDKKDKK
Does not use nicknames, gets flusttered if I use any hehe (he called me bunny once cuz I was eating lettuce from the salad xdd)
More of a meat lover i thinks, but he eats whatever I cook for him
Man can't season to save his life. His cooking always ends up being either too salty or just bland (lots of time burned)
Note: when with au cuz i dont wanna spil u but there r some stuff revelant there 👀
#guts x self insert#self ship#self insert#fic?#berserk#can u tell im normal about him? no? Good.#WANNA KISS HIM SO BAD#Hope u been taking care knifie!!! Summer almost ending😭#but I hope this heat chills cuz i cant be walking out without looki g like a burn chicken nugget 😭😭😭#cherry answer#100billionknives#knifie chan :3#canon character x self insert
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This was originally a multiple chapter fic of some characters and their relationship over the years (the age gap was originally only like four years but oneesan had always been the assertive type which made her seem older), I might rewrite it into a proper fic or even manga one day but we'll see.
It was an extremely self indulgent fic, I made oneesan heavily implied she was mixed race since I wanted to see media of girls like myself (I'm so happy with how much media has become more inclusive over the years and can't wait to see where it goes from here on out!!!). Shota's race wasn't really focused on besides that he was pale compared to oneesan, she loved how red he'd get when she made him blush. There were a few chapters where he got a tan from being in sun during summer and oneesan would coo over his tan lines uwu
Anyway she'd dress up shota as a girl and they'd have dates in the next city over every weekend, to the average person it would have looked like two girls spending time together on the weekends (the dates were wholesome because oneesan knew she wouldn't be able to control herself if she went beyond hand holding and pecks, she promises shota once they're married that they'll do all that stuff).
Obviously when he got older it wasn't as easy but in private he'd wear the prettiest things for her because he loved her attention. He even grew his hair out long so she could do subtle feminization to him.
He starts middle school and decides since there aren't any fashion brands that make everyday clothing for guys/really tall girls that are pretty and feminine that he'll make his own fashion brand that specializes in subtle feminization! He takes sewing classes and even gets help from oneesan since she has more sewing skills, even helps him draw designs for the fashion.
Oneesan makes one of a kind outfits for him so they can go on dates as he gets older it got harder and harder to find pretty things that would fit him since well he beefed up over the years working hard on odd-jobs until his company took off, it hurt her heart to see her pretty boy so sad when something wasn't in his size so she'd make something herself 😤.
The wedding chapter was super long and sappy, even before the wedding night part, because they had waited so long to be intimate sexually and they did genuinely love each other sm and I remember being a teenager and getting emotional over these two because finally they're now married and they can express their love in a new and exciting way.
She always reassured him whenever he would get insecure about how he didn't "look" cute and feminine anymore, worried about how she'll leave him for a "prettier" man but oneesan tells him that she married him because he's her "forever pretty boy" which is why she built a life with him, he's so flustered and weepy and they have super soft and sensual sex.
There is a lighthearted part where I thought about a scene where oneesan says that she'll just dress her pretty boy up like a tomboy to compliment his figure and he's flustered by the suggestion since while she loves super "girly" things she also loves "tomboyish" things, cause to her clothes are just a way to express oneself much like hair. To her there isn't really a difference between genders cause it never made sense to her, if the clothes made a person happy then they should wear it regardless of what the original demographic was. (Unconsciously this is around the time I was questioning my own gender identity and eventually realized that I was gender fluid, foreshadowing this piece had for me is wild lol)
Right before the laptop bricked I broached on the idea of them having a third person in the relationship, sadly I don't remember what they decided on but at the very least they had made lots of friends who were into feminization/masculinization as well which helped the company reach a wider audience.
Man, I might genuinely rewrite this depending on motivation even though I'd need to rework some stuff to make better sense plus ya know be more with the times since well I've gained more experience and know how to make a lot of stuff flow better
This is a really interesting story! It's an interesting mix of problematic/wholesome with some gender equality thrown in there too which is wild (in an intriguing way). I'm trying to imagine the story in a manga style, it's very cute! If you do end up writing something for it, I think it'd be a really unique read, which is perfect for picking up readers attention because it's when we repeat something that's already been told that it won't stick very well. But I havent really heard of a story like this and its got a nice mix of tropes that I'm into! Its rly interesting, thank you for sharing!
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big fan of mrs concepts’ rewrite idea!! okay so i’ve never bullied anyone before so i’m just gonna use some of the most menacing(-ish, they’re kind of lacklustre) emojis i can find, and hope for the best
😡😡🤬🙄🤬😠😠😠😾(why is there an angry cat? why isn’t the angry cat giving any standard ‘unhappy cat’ cues??)😠😠☹️🙄😞😠😡🤬😤😤😤
😡😤write the blurb😤😡
ok thank you for your time. hope i didn’t decimate you with my phenomenal bulling and unparalleled antagonising message
The sky is an angry pink, a sure sign of storm on the horizon. You try not to look. Try not to think about what you're doing. The choice, after all, was made hours ago. It cannot be unmade now.
If you look up at that sky, frothing with clouds launched from some unseen master's spraypaint can, you will question yourself.
If you look down at the grass, crisp and brown from a summer without rain, you will find another question waiting. And another still in the incline, the curve stretching up, up, up toward that stormy horizon. Another still, in the tread of your worn canvas sneakers, slipping here and there as you grind your teeth, force your legs to carry you ever higher.
You can't afford the questions. You can't afford much at all, except the acid in your thighs, the aching clench of your calves, the sweat trickling down your brow. You don't think about any of it.
You climb. You climb, and you keep the words in your head. They came to you, unbidden, like a song in the middle of the night. They came to you, and you knew they would work. They always have before, for anyone fool enough to shape them.
Are you a fool? Outside answer suggests yes. Outside answer suggests anyone who strides--no, not strides; runs--up a slope that crests like a capital D at dawn must be a fool. Mad, at the very least. But you know, in your heart, that this will work. That one must sacrifice much for this sort of collusion. It's the oldest formula in the world, isn't it? Height times slope times hubris. No room for question. No room for letting the madness settle in your belly.
You climb, as near to a run as you can manage, up and up and up, and the words come. The words shape, salt-hot, breathed in sharp, ragged pants. Any god worth stretching toward will listen. The oldest ones always do. That, some part of you understands, is the danger.
Make the deal. Make the deal with the oldest words, multiply height and slope and hubris, demand what you must. God will answer. Which one, you can't say, but it matters little. Climb. Ask. Make the deal.
When you reach the top, the spell will catch, pull tight, an enduring knot yanked to absolution. Invisible hands will clasp. Salt-rhyme words will burn.
The person who slides down the other side of this hill--who will they be? You will not know, not for certain. Not until you return home, to that little room with its scratched-silver mirror. Until you peer into the glass.
Who will look back? Will you find the deal has been accepted? Will you find the old gods--whichever is good-humored enough to listen in on the prayers of mortal fools--wanting?
Whose eyes will gaze back?
You grit your teeth. You repeat the words. You climb.
#ask#original fiction#she'll be very pleased to know a little (polite. affectionate. cat-emoji.) bullying goes a long way#anyway this is more than i've written in a week i hope it was what you were looking for
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Hsmtmts: Season 3: Episode 2 Reaction
hold on...did EJ pack his East high morning news cup to go with to camp in the woods? cuz 1. what? 2. ???
are they just gonna mention disney+ every episode 🤡
"they would never call the show that" STOP IT THE 4TH 5TH AND 6TH WALLS ARE BROKEN (hexagon shaped room)
portwell is already too domestic for my taste sorry. he made tea(?) for her and everything...like he knew she'd be there...🤨
oh no why did she do that after he mentioned ricky UGHHHH I CANT DO THIS AGAIN
Maddox is... something
as I've been saying since 2x10, CARLOSXRICKY AKA "BROS" FRIENDSHIP FTW
Anna should've been with Gary and I will stand by that 😤
Ricky and Jet. Bowet, if you will.
I love Kourtney. even if this phone withdrawal thing is kinda ridiculous BECAUSE WE GET TO ONOW MORE ABOUT KOURTNEY WITHOUT NINI AROUND TO MAKE IT ABOUT HER!
Gina says she wants a lead role and that makes her Gina 1.0 again? how?
oh she's getting a solo song.
"not the old me, 2.0 me, no the real me's about to shine" that's actually really nice, why does she have to be defined by arbitrary divisions in her personality?
also why is this song like another mid episode music video. I forgot the word to describe them, but it literally cut away from the episode to have her singing into the camera. unless this is part of the in-show show? this season is confusing me with all the inception and self awareness whatever 😭
everything about this is so abrupt ???
twinsies 😐
Ricky....you're embarrassing me.
WHY IS HE LIKE THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE HIM?
when did Nini turn 17? wasn't she 16 last season? or was that season 1? which still wouldn't make sense because it hasn't been a canon year since season 1 yet so even if her birthday was in the summer she wouldn't be almost 18...
caswen.
FRIENDS? ENEMIES? LOVERS? LOOKS AT CAMERA
atp Ricky just needs to choose between EJ and Jet and because isn't it obvious?
Ashlyn is much more like season 1 Ashlyn here and I love it. like clapping when miss Jenn sang at the read through, "actually EJ's my cousin" "I don't wanna talk about EJ do you wanna talk about EJ?" vibes
oo a Maddox interview. she is definitely an acquired taste for me and that feels so wrong to type...
idk if I said it on Tumblr but I told that discord people that I feel like Jet broke up with a partner he wanted to go to camp with and that's why he's all moody/sulky/emo™
what are the ages of this camp? 13 year olds going to camp with 18 year olds? I'm sorry but I'm picturing my mother looking at the flyer for this and exploding because a co-ed camp with children and adults???
Woahh Nini's British accent. I just got transported to season 1.
why are they holding hands.
did I just join a cult
NO HES SINGING
I just stood up and ran around my room the embarrassment was too much
Dewey is funny omg. imagine Jet is actually allergic to chlorine and he's just like "therapy!"
how did Jet get in with the screen though? nvm just realized you could lie to them about having any
I cannot believe Ricky chose to wear that outfit.
the girl that sang after Gina was so good actually...does she ever get a name?
awww Emmy is so adorable, I feel bad for her that she thinks she's gotta be like Gina or whatever now
I feel like I should be talking about the Nini and Marvin scene but...
I knew Adrien was a good singer but I'm actually tearing up and getting goosbumps at jet's audition.
the camp is already so short and she's wasting time to sleep on the cast list?
what is up with these people and trying to give up their relationships first thing
"I'm not thrown" was that a- a CALLBACK TO SEASON 1 AUDITIONS? I CJOKED ON MY RICE
before I started writing fanfics to post online, I always wondered how these people could have writer's block and then suddenly write a song so amazing... I literally wrote 1100 words last night at 1am because I got inspiration...it's real
Kourtney!! yes!! I'm so excited to see a Kourtney centered plot line now, even if it is kinda her early S2 one about believing n herself and whatnot.
I'm sorry but Ricky in this episode is really just him flirting with Gina, Jet and EJ, in that order.
I desperately need to know what Carlos erased on the cast list. like more than anything I need to know if he erased his own name or Ricky's. he erased around the middle of the page so maybe they got a lesser role and he doesn't want that?
anyways, I liked the audition song medley and nini's song(shocker), so see y'all next week...
#guac's episode text blocks :)#hsmtmts#hsmtmts s3#hsmtmts season 3#ej caswell#ricky bowen#gina porter#carlos rodriguez#ashlyn caswell#kourtney greene#nini salazar roberts#jet hsmtmts#maddox hsmtmts#val hsmtmts
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So, last week was busy. But I’m finally done with exams!! And next week is the last of the semester so we are already just wasting our time by being there. We aren't doing shit and the assigments that we have dont really have a value for our grades, so they are crazy if they think I care about them :)
Today I finished watching a series with my sister called "The summer I turned pretty", and god I am so bisexual!!! Its just... They are all... AJGDKSJD
Do you ever see someone sooo pretty you are almost angry by it?? But in awe?? That was me through the whole series😂
Anyway, now I need to catch up to Stanger Things and I am fucking terrified :) my cousin (the only one in my family that watches it) literally called me and asked me if I had watched it already lmao. Now I need to do it or she is gonna kill me.
But good news is that on the meantime, she is going to watch Heartstopper!!! My purpose in life is to make everyone watch it and I am doing a great job😌
I didn't have time to read this chapter. Again. The homophobia returns smh😤 Its late, but I dont really wanna go to sleep, so instead I will write something for a little bit ;) I've been getting inspiration for many scenes, so here is a little snippet:
"You know what they say, science never sleeps!" He said, as he got back to working on some weird object on the table.
"But common sense certainly does," muttered Asher, and then he added louder. "Are you sure this isn't going to explode?"
"Well, I'm 70% sure it won’t, but you never know!" Einar replied.
He waited for the sarcastic tone, but it never came. He even looked... Excited?
"That is a joke, right?" Please let it be a joke!
"Umm, yeah, Let's go with that." He did seem a bit worried now, but he was still focused on the thing between his hands.
What had he gotten himself into? And what was that sound that came from the now clock-looking object?
"Maybe there is actually a very valid reason they don’t let spells and science mix." The other boy pointed out in a casual tone, as if it wasn’t a really cryptic thing to say at this exact moment!
I'm hoping I can find more time to get to work on this after my semester ends!!
Byeee!! See you soon, love!!💚 And plesee take care!!! 20k chapters are only legal if you do something nice for yourself too. I dont make the rules😌
Noahhhhhh.
Congratulations on finishing and surviving your exams! What a bad bitch you are!
I finished Stranger Things. Let me know your thoughts 👀
I saw your ask and started watching The Summer I Turned Pretty. I don't like it much (not my kind of show) But I'm in ep 05. I had an off day so I decided to stay in bed and binge a show. So thank you for the recommendation and push <3
I loved your snippet so much. I see that Asher carries the brain cell in the group? Must be protected at all costs!!
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hewwoooo <3 sf9 back at u!!!! and maybe skz?
Hello dearest Millie! Thank you so much for asking. :)
SF9 <333
literally most beloved
bias line - Chani > Hwiyoung > Inseong = Zuho > Dawon > Youngbin = Taeyang = Jaeyoon = Rowoon
which member I’d fight (& why) - Dawon because he is a brat (I mean this affectionately) and I can totally take him (only because he's a gentleman and would probably let me win). 😤
favorite song(s) - My Song My Story, Summer Breeze, Easy Love, On and On, RPM, Into the Night, Fire. TBH there really isn't an SF9 song I don't like.
favorite thing about the group - First of all, they are HILARIOUS. They have such a fun dynamic and I just adore it endlessly. Second, their harmonies! Their voices suit each other so well and it just sounds amazing when they sing together. Then like... their whole discography? I can put them on and not feel like skipping a single song.
something I’d like to see from them - I'm going to get really serious here, but I just want them to stay together. Their ages make another full 9 member comeback basically impossible and... Rowoon is being pushed as a solo more and more every day it feels. Their contracts are up for renewal soon and I just feel like Trauma may have been our final whole group comeback ever.
Stray Kids
actually, I have a Jeongin Stray Kids side blog
favorite member - JEONGIN.
which member I’d fight (& why) - Changbin. Like I mean, who else would you fight? FELIX? BABY SEUNGMIN?? I think not. Changbin is really the only option here.
favorite song(s) - I am actually more of a fan of their softer b-sides than their title tracks. Some of my favorites are Scars, Sorry I Love You, Blueprint, Astronaut, and Voices.
favorite thing about the group - Their versatility. I think if there were any group out there that could do anything in music, it would be Stray Kids.
something i’d like to see from them - Just for them to keep doing what they do.
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i missed u too 🥺 i felt really bad abt not coming to say hi bc i always disappear but here i am!! i'm on winter break for uni but still studying bc i have exams right when i come back 😭 i've been doing well tho, 5/8 exams have already been taken and i think i've passed most of them with nice marks 🤓 still have a whole semester left tho...
how are you doing??? i'm also missing treasure as always, damn whygee 😤 i haven't heard sneakers yet so i'll be sure to check it out!! also so excited to see clips from ISAC even tho everyone hates it 😭😭😭 i like seeing the besties <3
oh pls don't feel bad !! i often wonder how you're doing but i know you've been so busy, i'm always happy just to see you randomly pop up on the dash 💖 i'm rly proud of you for juggling so much at once and doing so well in your studies !! 8 exams is far too many, i don't miss those days from my first degree 😭 wishing you well for the ones left to go and i hope u can enjoy your break in the meantime !!
i've had a weird / good summer but i just realized that i only have a few weeks left of it and my head started spinning JDSJGB i can't believe i'm 2 semesters away from graduating myself, and that means this year i'm really going to have to actually start planning for what comes next. it's exciting and also scary to know that the pages will really be turning for my next chapter after a lonnnng stretch of being in one place and working so hard laying the foundation for a future that felt really far off and suddenly it ... isn't anymore. so i guess one day at a time right and i'm sure you all will be here every step of the way (me crisis posting constantly JKDBJGHB).
i've been so happy w the anniversary content we've been getting and i ordered one of the sweatshirts they dropped the preorder from yesterday, the design though idk whygee i feel like maybe we've been looking at my blog KJDSBGJHB the aesthetic is very in line w my jihoon day post hmmm ....... i kid but i really am wondering if they'll hit us with a cb announcement with the festivities this weekend. here's hoping praying crying etc !! i miss my babies !!!!
#i'm neutral on isac itself but i LOVE the cross group content absolutely#sending u the biggest hug !!!!#erimail#mail from: mimu! 🍯#long post
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Before we start with Yvette S6 EP6:sorry for my absence but this summer really Make me unable to focuse for more than five minutes. Now that I'm able to focus...here I come .
ME:OK nobody told about a SWM x Supernatural x X-Files! WTF is that↑ ?
An Blue flame demon very suspicious,while MC is busy to gawk at this things the team ready themselves for battle and so does MC
Vinca:Now What ?
Lazareth:I don't know but from where I watching I see it like a rain of flames with bad knee.
Vinca:Well we need a hole in head
MC:(So they were survelling all this time?)
ME:Of course MC in order to give you ad your Byronic wife a proper date.
Trudy:What kind of demon is that?
Lazareth:Definitely this is NOT a demon.
ME:That what is that Lazareth?
MC:(The air get sucked up ,like a tornado its crashing everything close by and I hope were not the next to get sucked up by this thing.Yvette slashes the NOT-demon but its like try to cut the smoke with a knife and blade pass trough it.
Lazareth tries to attack it with his weapons.....but they snatched and get sucked up by the NOT-demon.)
Vinca:Time to have some fun.I've got this people!(Me:I love you but as you see...weapon don't WORKS! Its time for a tactical retreat)
MC:(The attack its seem to work......but like the previous attack it fail and the NOT-demon send Vinca's attack back to her)
Vinca:OK, now I'm starting to pissed.
Trudy:I'll plug it up!
MC:(So Trudy uses the vacuum force of the NOT-demon to send a waste bin on it it didn't work....)
Trudy:Not fair!
ME:MC look at Yvette for a guidance since the battle is getting out of everyone hand,Yvette is understandly pissed by this situation and gave a nod to MC.
MC:(My Light! And with all my determination and focus I slice it with my blade-light.
One deadly beacon coming up!)
ME:But let's repeat It. Didn't. Work.! Its even able control it....wait what?! And It going after MC!
Yvette:MC!
MC:(Yvette's calling me, but I feel esnared by the NOT-demon....
....and I will suckedup and stuck forever in this thing?)
ME:Luckly Yvette rescue her in time and she's let's out a scream half-battlecry/half frustration ....and this a horror story not supernatural Voltage Inc.!!!....
Yvette:No more playing! Let's end this!
Vinca:That what I'm talking about!
ME:Our Byronic heroes to the action!!! Ready for your doom NOT-demon!
MC:....↓
and flee......
ME:.....OK,it flee. Wait what? Talk about an anticlimactic letdown.😩
MC:Since the NOT-demon escaped we can only go to Yvette's place ad theorized what to do and what is it the NOT-demon.
Trudy:Yvette make a Deity angry since she's able to make the lava her besties.
Me:Trudy stop jinx it and wrong story again the deity are in Astoria series!!!
Vinca:My money on Vuz. She's messing with us again, smoke demon scream her name.
Lazareth:What if Vuz make a deal with a higher power since she isn't at her full strength?
MC:Maybe someone remembered being possessed and is seeking misplaced revenge?
MC:(Yvette hold very tigh on the steering wheels and I place a comforting hand on her shoulder. She too quiet.)
Lazareth:I don't know.
Vinca:C'mon Vuzass always been that extra.
Trudy: I told you that she's going to escalate things up!
LazarethvWe shouldn't rule anything out.
ME:Because Vuzass is a petty,pathetic,cowardly little bully😤.
MC:(Yvette quite all this time, wondering if she's listening all this discussion or listening us at all .....what she's thinking?)
Vinca:Fine. We need help and I don't wanna hit the books.
MC:Wrath's Team?
Vinca:Let's pretend that I didn't hear you and I didn't have to push you from the car
ME:😱🤣 wrong idea and suggestion Mc....
MC slink down in her seat.
Lazareth:You mean Nahara?
Trudy:Yay! She made me part of the team!
Vinca:On second through--
ME: Do it for your BFF happyness!
Lazareth:Hopefully she can help us or at least give us tips of how to kill the NOT-demon and that's all I care.
Vinca:Well playtime needs to happen for sure. I need to repay it for eating my knives !
ME:Vinca I love you never stop being an useless lesbian(like Edelgard with Female Byleth)!
MC:(Vinca twirls one of the remaining knives with a wolfish smile.
Lucky I'm not the NOT-demon!)
Trudy:Or maybe we can hide in the private island again?
MC:(Before I can tell Trudy that I don't think that the NOT-demon cares were we are and thus useless,Yvette finally speak)
Yvette:its Vuzass. Of course its Vuzass,because she know I'm coming for her and she's scared and ...
ME:Show her Yvette!!! Vuzass will soon no longer bother you and your Byronic wife(MC).
Yvette:We kill it by killing her.
MC:(Vinca whoooops but Lazareth is not convinced)
Lazareth:We aren't sure. Maybe a research first?
ME:Agree! Yvette please don't rush! By going in the final battle unprepared is bad any basic RPG will tell you this.
Vinca:Are you sure babe?
Trudy:I still think we need to hide.
Yvette:NO! This is the last straw,I'm so done with Vuzass and her tricks I'll end her!!!
MC:(I squeeze her tight reassurely) If this is what you think, I'm with you all the way Yvette and so the others.(Everyone agree and Yvette look at me gratefully and the looks turns into a blaze of intent)
ME:Behind all Great Woman(Yvette) there is a Great MC!
Yvette:Its time for Vuzass to meet her Final Destination!
MC:(Vinca howls out in delight and pull herself out of the to cheer in the wind,fist pumping.)
Vinca:You hear that demon witch?! My girl's coming for ya!
ME:Vinca being a useless lesbian again and she's so cute for it!
MC:(Trudy try to imitate Vinca and Lazareth have to grab her since she's nearly falls out of the car.)
Trudy:Aww, no fun.
ME:😅 Trudy Daddy Lazareth just saved your cute little ass,its good you're cute and funny.💐 And our Byronic heroic wives hold their hand and....
Yvette:Are ready with me MC?
.....and they claps their hands.
MC:Forever and Always.
ME:So MC change her normal clothes with her combat one.
MC:(Gotta be prepared! We're at a fancy lobby, fancy enough to be a fancy's person living's room. Here Yvette said its located Vuzass.
R.I.P to anyone who stand in the Yvette's way:plant,furniture,misc. Items etc...!).
Honestly I didn't expect to be this to be Vuzas lair.(Since its look more a like a storytime with brandy, not to watch Yvette battle to the death)
Trudy:True, warehouse chic not fitting set for Greed.
ME:The fitting set is a colloseum!
MC:(Vuzass casually stroll up here and everyone tenses)
Vuzgamad:So have you come to thank me for your gift? She wasn't nearly identical to what's her name was again?
Yvette:Shut up,don't you dare to say her name!
Vuzgamad:We never forgot our first love isn't ?
ME:Shut up Vuzass or I'll make you !!!
MC:Ignore Yvette! She has only the snark left and she can shove it in her ass.(Vuzass laugh at me,Yvette take advantange of the distraction to attack her but Vuzass dodge the attack, now she's at disadvantage so we're ready to jump to the fray. But Yvette holds her palm us to stay us.)
Yvette:No. This is my fight to win.
MC:(Vuzass unfazed crackled a terrify laugh)
Vuzgamad:There's the Yvette I raised up!
ME:And Yvette belong to MC and MC to Yvette,Vuzass! How. Many. Time. I. Have. To. Say. It. Vuzass!?!
Vuzgamad:Oh,who give you the control about the fire power/curse? All those year carefully shut me out? Or swallow the emotion so down that they're going to ignite?
Yvette:I did all this DESPITE YOU!
Vuzgamad:Because of me! I could take you for my purpose anytime,did you think you could hide from me? Everything you did was under my guidance,I follow you in the shadow. You were a weapon to be forged and today you're the little deadly thing.
Yvette:You're all empty talk! I no longer listen you!!!
Vuzgamad:Oh,like you learn to shut your heart and trust no one if your child psychologist didn't insisted that you lived in a fairy tail world? If I didn't mess up your life,you wouldn't get all your street smart knowledge? Would sent the demon with you made a deal in the fruitless search of me?
MC:(I'm so done with Vuzass insanity and I'm ready to slice and dice her,From Vinca's expression and knives twitched in her hands we share the same feelings)
Vuzgamad:The need wealth and fame? This all consuming greediness comes from? CONGRATULATION!!! You surpassed me,the volcano great idea but your creation is impressive, an all-consuming being.
ME:Like I've teorized somehow Yvette created the NOT-demon....wait? what? how?
MC:(The creature in the backalley....not Vuzass doing!?!)
ME:Not this time Yvette, as much I wished it.
Vuzgamad:I told you, you surpassed me and create the NOT-demon.
ME:At Yvette and mine dumbfounded expression Vuzass crack a laugh.....
Vuzgamad:You really thinked that you could emptyed without give your greediness a "physical manifestation"?
MC:(The NOT-demon is the price to empty the soul stuff!!!)
ME:THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!! When Yvette+MC=4ever will be happy for more than 5 minutes!?!
Yvette:Its not true!
Vuzgamad:But is it whanever you like it or not,the NOT-demon is both scary and awesome.I have no lesson for you left,now its time to baptizing this world with flames...
ME:I'm afraid that Vuzass death is a phyric victory since the NOT-demon is the TRUE FINAL BOSS!!! In meantime Vuzass GET. OVER. HER.!!!
So you can leave them happy for more than 5 minutes!!!
End Episode 6
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Kamamoto, 2, 5, and 8, if you could please?
Oh oh thank you @dustystarlite !
2. So my favorite thing is probably how he steps up to lead in the school/island battle and takes care of Anna after s1 events. Even though homra dispersed and they mostly moved on he's there for her. Like he's so responsible and strong that Kusanagi trusts him with her care.
5. Ooooh songs are tough for me. I don't know about him specifically but way back when I was into a band called eyeshine and their song Paper Hearts triggers a homra focused AMV in my head?
8. The underappreciation of this man. He is not Yata's sidekick and he isn't clueless. He's not better in his summer/skinny pretty boy version. I don't know how much of that is still persisting but 😤 that never should have been a thing to begin with dammit.
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EEEEEK ME TOO 🤭🤭 confession time pt. 2, I might have a platonic crush on you 😔💔 like I wanna be homies but at the same time I can’t have ppl knowing I read fanfics (irls or moots) cause I KNOW I’d get clowned on buT THEY JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND 🤧🤧 so, alas, WE are the true Romeo and Juliet 😔🙏
Like after I send an ask I do check in like every hour just to see if you responded yet DJGNIFN what can I say 🙄☝️
BUT AS LONG AS I CAN BE YOUR ANONYMOUS BESTIE THEN WE’RE SET 4 LIFE 😼🤞
(^ Why did I use so many emojis-)
And you’re right, Floor will be someone’s paralysis demon… MINE 💀
AND EEEEEK DON’T EVEN TALK TO ME ABT THE PROVERBIAL CAMERA CAUSE I CAN AND WILL NOT STOP TALKING ABT IT
ALSO YEAH IT WAS JUST A PIC NOT A VIDEO OF THE SCENE BECAUSE THAT SHOW IS SO WILD IF I WERE TO SHOW YOU A CLIP I THINK YOU’D START CRYING (Plot synopsis: boy tastes a girl in his class’ spit and then gets addicted to it cause she has like… addictive spit… essentially if he withdrawls from her spit then he could die 💀)
I WATCHED IT A LONGGGGGGGG TIME AGO SO I CAN’T REMEMBER EVERYTHING TOO WELL BUT THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH MOST OF IT LMAO IT WAS ENTERTAINING THO IF YOU WANNA TAKE A SHOT AT WATCHING IT 😭
NOT US ALSO HAVING THE SAME TYPE OF MENNNNNNNN (at least in txt) 🤪🤪🤪
And now hold awn world stop-
What did I just see with my two lil ol eyes
A SHIRTLESS,
TEASING,
HYUNJAE DRABBLE/FIC?????
Uh uh, uh uh, THAT WAS SO RUDE OF YOU LIKE WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME IMAGINE THINGS LIKE THIS WITH A MAN I KNIW I CAN NEVER OBTAIN LIKE-
HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL LIKE I WAS GENUINELY LIKE GIGGLING WHEN HE WENT IN FOR THE STRADDLE LIKE THIS I SICK GET YOUR C-CUP TIDDIES AWAY FRIM MY BOOK IM TRYING TO READ, LIKE???
Phew, everything abt Hyunjae makes my heart do somersaults istg-
But even if their storyline was there for plot convenience, I hope to see Quinn and Wren in the future!!! 😤😤
AND EEEEK LITTLE EPISODE ONE SHOT FOLLOW UPS WOULD BE SOOOO CUTE FOR CHANHEE’S LIKE I DEF SEE THE VISION AND I CAN’T WAITTTT
And the quote came from Rosemonde Gerard! “Aujourd’hui plus qu’hier et bien moins que demain,” from her poem “The Eternal Song”! It’s super sweet and it was addressed to her husband so I def recommend reading it! Man I love poetry unironically 🥹 I really hope I can find love as,,, lovely(😭) as that one day 🤧
- Love you forever + 1 day, 🌷 anon
PLS PLATONIC CRUSH FRFR ME TO ???? and it's okay bestie, none of the irls know i write or read fanfic cuz they really DON'T understand 😭 like i love my irls but they just don't TT anyways, it's totally okay that ur on anon, we can still be homies this way 😎 literally had one of my underclassmen in hs clown me for using blr instead of ao3, like IM SORRY THAT AO3 ISN'T EXACTLY INTUITIVE AND IM SLOW W TECH????? SHEESH— LMAO
omg i was just TALKING ABT SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMONS 🤩🤩🤩 one james ji chxngmxn !!! anyways—💀
.....uhm addictive spit.... okay 😃 not the greatest visual but ykw u like what u like ig 😭
THE PROVERBIAL CAMERA IS EVERYWHERE IM TELLING U I HAVE INTERNALIZED THE OBJECTIFICATION OF MY FEMALENESS SO MUCH THAT I IMAGINE WHAT PEOPLE SEE WHEN THEY SEE ME LIKE IM OBSERVING MYSELF AND IT TRANSLATES INTO MY FICS 🤡🤡🤡 like it says x reader, but really, she's just a puppet playing a role 😩🤘🏻
PLS. u have know idea how much EMOTIONAL DAMAGE HYUNJAE AND KEVIN HAVE BEEN DOING TO MY SANITY LATELY like wbk i have no dignity left, but my sanity is dropping into the negatives, the bar is in hell, and i am limboing under it 🤣🤣 i once read this thing abt the guy straddling the girl and i was like,,,, uhm,, hyunjae,,, haha,, get over here 😁
I HAVE ONE EPISODE OF THE CHANHEE THING READY BUT IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT ELSE I SHOULD DO LMFAOOO cuz the whole idea was literally just an excuse to write that oneshot 🤡💀 anyways, i'll prob think of something, i have all summer—
omg pls i too love poetry unironically like,, one day i will meet someone who makes me write lovey dovey poetry abt warm sunlight and quiet kitchens in the middle of nowhere and not the sad espresso depresso shit i write rn 💀🤣
BUT ANYWAYS !! may ur day be as beautiful as u r !! love u 🌷 mwah 😚
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lena you can't drop a snippet of an au where chase and lavinet are cousins and expect me NOT to desperately want more facts about them being sharp-witted cousins 🤧 😔 😤 me? dying for family antics for my idiot husband chase? i need to know how prihine is added to this cousin dynamic too 👀👀👀!!! obviously i've lost the plot of anti-magic au i just want stupid family facts lmfao
also i hope you're having a great weekend! :)
I know, I feel like cousins!Chase and Lavinet would be an unstoppable combo and I'm kind of obsessed! I figure they didn't know about each other until Chase turned up at the door one day and was like, "Hey, so I'm your distant relation, got any work for me?"--his mom having sent him to the Naveens in desperation, a last resort to keep him out of trouble, since he'd taken to a life of thieving and conning nobles and potentially art theft. (He'd disguise himself and get himself hired as a footman or a butler, slip into an estate, pick out the most valuable painting, spend a few months painstakingly copying/counterfeiting it while working as said footman, and then swap the real one with his fake version and waltz right out the door, no one being any wiser.) He was probably also planning to do that to the Naveens at some point, only Lord Galbert wanted none of it and did not want to employ some poor relation, let alone the bastard son of his philandering cousin. But then Lavinet stepped in, something about Chase intriguing her, and she declared that she could find some useful place for him--thus earning her cousin's undying loyalty, as she was the first and only person to ever really give him a chance or any consideration in life! From there on, she helped to elevate him to the status of a minor noble, coming up with some fake story about how he came from the isles to the south and was the third son of some lesser lord down there. But by introducing him to all of her friends and including him in all of her social events, he quickly gained his own status and celebrity by proxy, and no one ever questioned the legitimacy of his position. In return, he has tirelessly worked to gather information on her behalf, cruising around under the guise of being a playboy and an idiot. Lord Galbert has reluctantly allowed this charade to continue, knowing that his Mage daughter needs all of the protection and resources she can get; and while he will never accept Chase as 'true' family, he has warmed up to him and charged him to protect Lavinet with his life. Sometimes he even forgets that Chase isn't actually a noble: he's slipped into the lifestyle that well, partly because he's spent his life around the nobility (albeit as a servant and not a peer).
I think the only people who know the secret are Lavinet, her sisters, her father, and Clara and their steward. Everyone else buys the story that Chase is just some foreign relation from the Sesz Isles who popped up because he got bored of sleeping around in the South; he usually stays at an unused summer home or country estate of the Naveens as his home base. This is to keep his reputation "sanitized" in terms of associating too closely with Lavinet's Mage-ness, and most people don't realize how often Chase and Lavinet actually see each other or interact; in the public eye, they truly do seem like cousins who are polite to each other, but aren't that close.
I think Prihine doesn't know anything about Chase's true origins; she just hates his guts! She didn't bat an eye when he turned up at some party of Lavinet's and was like, "Don't know if you know, but we're somewhat related"--that kind of thing happens all the time, among nobles, and they're well-accustomed to very complex genealogical charts. But she is annoyed by his friendliness and impertinence. As a minor noble--cousin or not--he should be much more respectful of her, but he teases her for not getting asked to dance at parties and messes up the ribbons in her hair. She calls him a lout and a fop and always flounces away when he waves at her cheerily from across the room. Chase enjoys antagonizing her very much!
On the other hand, I think Lavinet's younger sisters adore Chase! They don't really care about his ragamuffin backstory and are always just delighted when he stops in for a visit, getting jealous when he's holed up conferring with Lavinet about matters of espionage and just wanting him to entertain them with his wild, unbelievable stories and bawdy jokes. They definitely dote on him and always fight for his attention, demanding that he take them on horseback rides or play a game of sticky wicket on the lawn with them; they think he's great fun and much more interesting than most of the other noblemen they come in contact with, who are generally vapid or boorish. Probably they have little crushes on him, but nothing serious!
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