#if I was the director | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

hatsampixie · 2 months

Text

Followup to my Godzilla evolved post. Just found out that the creature designer also posted this:

Guy's got a real stick up his backside regarding people's opinions on the Evolved Godzilla design, let me tell you. -_-

Personally, I'd call Minus One to give him an atomic-powered reality check.

#godzilla evolved #if I was the director #I wouldn't have hired him on the team #especially if he was gonna post shit like this afterwards.. what an asshole.#a perfect summeration of the toxicity of the Monsterverse fandom as a whole.#monsterverse critical #monsterverse #godzilla #godzilla x kong: the new empire

82 notes · View notes

starbuck · 5 months

Text

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

#i don’t know how to explain this to normal people 😭😭#for the record my coworkers didn’t directly question me on this #but i think i have vastly overestimated the amount of the population who is aware of like. Films.#NOT claiming that i have seen a lot - but i’ve mentioned three *REALLY* well-known films in the past four days #and got blank stares each time #the one of them was a REALLY good reference too… someday my top-notch association skills will be recognized #my first act as Mansion Acquaintance of the [redacted] Director will be to force everyone to watch a 40s romcom i didn’t even like #i’m getting off the point #the POINT is that It’s About The Catharsis

51K notes · View notes

marlinspirkhall · 4 months

Text

*this isn't written in any specific order, it was just written in the order they occured to me

#polls #If you have met a newspaper editor then choose Print Journalist etc.#If you know a director choose the corresponding profession like YouTube/theatre etc #I tried to make this less gen-z oriented by putting youtube and tiktok in the same genre #YouTube and TikTok may have to include all influencers I fear

17K notes · View notes

finleycannotdraw · 9 months

Text

I don’t have the capacity to be coherent right now but. this movie is so good

#nimona #nimona movie #nimona netflix #nimona 2023 #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #ballister and nimona #I JUST. ITS SO MUCH #I saw that someone had made a post that was like ‘it was a mistake in nimona to show the brown guy turning on the trans girl’ but like.#THATS THE POINT #THE POINT IS THAT BOTH OF THEM ARE OSTRACIZED AND BOTH OF THEM ARE VILLAINIZED BY THE SYSTEM AND THE DIRECTOR #AND JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE PART OF ONE MINORITY GROUP DOESNT MEAN YOU ARE IMMUNE TO STEREOTYPING OR INTERNALIZED PHOBIA OF ANOTHER

20K notes · View notes

bixels · 2 months

Text

I watched Starship Troopers tonight.

#personal #dumb #my art #immediately after finishing i was pumped to watch some analysis vids on it #cuz i heard a lot of the drama about the original author being a pro military fascist and the director going “fuck that” and making a satir #scrolling through youtube search results was not promising. lots of male film buffs i would Not trust even on a first glance.#“The Critical Drinker” (pfp of a bearded man drinking alcohol) lol.#and then I saw cinemawins did a video on it and was like oh nice i haven't seen his stuff in a while but he's a pretty leftist creator #scrolled through the comments #second panel face #this sucks i'm outta here.#just leagues and leagues and leagues of anime pfps and right leaning people dogpiling on him for “not understanding what fascism is”#idk it's pretty alien and weird to me watching this movie and going “wow yeah that was pretty obvious huh” like literally the from opening #to the teacher preaching militance and only giving voting rights to “those who serve their nation first and earn it”#and then seeing droves of people online going #WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It's not anti-fascist and even if it was it's #the director's fault for desecrating heinlein's incredible sci-fi epic vision. ermm media literacy is dead.

5K notes · View notes

gael-garcia · 4 months

Text

BYE BYE TIBERIAS (2023)

An intimate documentary about four generations of women (great-grandmother Um Ali, grandmother Nemat, mother Hiam Abbass, and director Lina Soualem, Hiam Abbass's daughter) and their shared legacy of exile.

#bye bye tiberias #hiam abbass #lina soualem #albertserra #(spoiler?)#women directors #dailyworldcinema #filmgifs #filmedit #documentary #oldfilmsflicker #gifs #successionedit #shh #palestinian cinema #i have this on mega if anyone wants!

5K notes · View notes

mydairpercabeth · 3 months

Text

The warm lighting as Luke holds Percy at sword point because Percy trusts Luke. Luke would never hurt him.

Then Luke later betraying Percy in the very same woods and hurting him with the same sword as the lighting shifts to this ominous dark purple

i could write an essay on how the writers use lighting as a method of storytelling

7K notes · View notes

emeraldsummers · 5 months

Text

Sometimes I remember that the only reason Cas is canonically a weirdo even by angel standards is just because Misha, the first onscreen angel, made the acting choice to portray angels as inhuman and eerie, and then all of the subsequent angel actors just ignored that and portrayed the angels as regular people.

#misha: stares unblinkingly at jensen and puts on a funny voice. everyone else: yeah nahhhh #so much of the acting choices on that show were “idk i felt like it” like was there even a director?????#spn #supernatural #castiel #misha collins #this isnt an actual critique or anything its just funny #also weirdo is being used affectionately i love cas to death

5K notes · View notes

thetrashiestbaby · 9 months

Text

I like to think this was the entirety of their training years

#i have a problem #i need to stop making these #nimona ambrosius #nimona #nimona 2023 #nimona ballister #nimon fanart #nimona and ballister #nimona movie #nimona meme #ambrosius x ballister #ambrosius goldenloin #balister blackheart #balister boldheart #ballister x ambrosius #nimona director #goldenheart

9K notes · View notes

ratherembarrassing · 5 months

Text

greta gerwig's director's commentary for barbie (2023): [talking about something else entirely] --oh and this is the love push-in shot between margot and america and they both have this-- they love each other.

#fyi the directors commentary is an extra when you BUY the movie (NOT RENT. DONT JUST RENT IT) on apple tv #barbieedits #barbie (2023)#barbie x gloria #gloria x barbie #glorbie #otp: the barbie/gloria of margot robbie #apparently i make graphics now

5K notes · View notes

trashdorito · 6 months

Text

I swear they better not mess this up

#the legend of zelda #nintendo switch #zelda movie #nintendo #live action zelda #its criminal I didn't find out through the meme so i hope yall do #this series is my baby sony better not fuck this up #the director is the same as the maze runner trilogy and its under Sony #so i have high expectations #and medium hopes

3K notes · View notes

shesnake · 6 months

Text

#polls #LIMITING IT TO 1 PER DIRECTOR #stuff i didn't have space for: apocalypse now + in bruges + trainspotting + her + dune + joker #film

3K notes · View notes

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 year

Text

i lose 80% of respect for a movie the moment a female protagonist wakes up in bed with artfully tousled hair and a full face of unsmudged makeup what is that mcfuckery

#don't care how good the movie was up until that point #the director clearly has no meaningful grip on human reality #maybe i'll finish the movie but from this moment on i am watching a grown man playing with dolls in a sandbox #which is actually a bit insulting to kids as metaphors go #bc i've MET kids who have way more empathy for their dolls than this man apparently does to his female characters #who the FLIP gave this man a 50 million dollar budget. he has never met a woman

14K notes · View notes

finleycannotdraw · 10 months

Text

Part 1 of Nimona as quotes from my friend group’s “no-context-quotes” discord server channel & other assorted nonsensical conversations i’ve had (both featuring @duolingocaticon <33)

Part 2

#sorry for the bad image quality on some of these I made them on my phone #nimona #nimona 2023 #nimona movie #nimona meme #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #todd sureblade #nimona director #nimona memes #ballister x ambrosius #tagging that bc of the second one #but mostly just. it’s always them

11K notes · View notes

ruubesz-draws · 2 months

Text