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i’ve been thinking about this video nonstop since the first time i saw it
the jaunty walk perfectly in time with the music. the tip of the hat the unaware or uncaring bystanders. the shaky camera with random zooming. the fact that this is seemingly happening in a park. this is peak media i can’t get over it
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Ambrosius: Oh oops, when I invited you to sleep over I completely forgot I only have one bed haha! My bad 🤭
Ballister: Oh, that's okay. The orphanage prioritized bed spots for the kids who got placed there with a payment, so the rest of us had to sleep on the floor - your floor is at least warm and clean! :D
Ambrosius: ...
Ambrosius, choking up: Bal, please just get into the damn bed so I can hug you, 'cause WHAT THE FUCK?!!
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For peace and love
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missed connections: you had a cool outfit on and we were both about the same age and you didnt even look at me
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Advice I gave someone today was: 'do it stupid.'
She wants to learn photography. Do it stupid. Take a million photos. Don't think about why they're not good. Enjoy the process of taking photos.
Pick out tge ones you like the most and figure out why you like them. Is it because the subject is centered? Is it because you caught them doing something cool? Is it because the light made cool shadows?
Do it stupid. If you try to do it smart, youll get stuck. If you think too much you'll never get to doing. Do it stupid.
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*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????
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Noble profile
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sapphic tumblr comic
page 1: introduces Weird Bertha, the town misfit. you can tell she’s a misfit because she’s making this expression: 😔
page 2: depicts how lonely Weird Bertha’s life is and how the whole town avoids her on account of how no specifically weird she is
page 3: there’s a monster that eats women! everyone knows about this!
page 4: Weird Bertha grimly accepts that she must be the one to be eaten by the monster because of how nonsensically weird she is
page 5: the monster appears to devour Weird Bertha, who is still making this face about it: 😔
page 6: but what’s this? the monster has got fat juicy suckable tiddies?!
page 7: the monster licks her lips. “that’s right!” she says. “the legends were about my mad cunnilingus skills all along!”
page 8: epilogue. the villagers are chagrined. Weird Bertha trades this expression 😔 for this one: 😜
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Aaammmm me duele la cabeza
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Sometimes fiction doesn’t have a moral to the story. Sometimes fiction points at something and goes “Ever thought about THAT???” And you look at what it’s pointing at for a bit.
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People are always like "why do they let Data play poker with them, his brain is a computer, he has an unfair advantage," and the answer is simply because it's for fun!! He's their friend! Like can you imagine if they told Data he can't play, he'd be like "I understand, that's a logical decision, and as an android I am unable to feel left out," but then any time the poker game came up he'd be looking at Riker across the bridge like
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Controversial, perhaps.
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People who don’t want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the lines “The best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be water”, “It is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraft”, and “If I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air won’t stay inside any more”.
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Amphibian migration season is coming this spring. Remember to drive slow!
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HE'S BACK, BABY
EA-NASIR IS HERE FOR US, RIPPING OFF CAPITALISTS
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AS PER MY LAST TABLET
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