#idk what the fuck i’m saying

[30-3am]

#alana's thoughts #metallica #lars ulrich #like babes #change and grow #change and grow and never let yourself get down #change and grow lord  #be silly and stay silly #idk what the fuck i’m saying #genuinely way too high to even function #it’s a medical im typing #medical???? #mirac #miracle

[subterra-rose]

Walking down the street and I fall into an open man hole after slipping on a penis

#texting my patience #idk what the fuck I’m saying

[luminarai]

hey, hi, I was just on the former bird app and came across this info from a brand new study and now I cannot stop screaming internally??? what the actual fuckkkk

theres' an article from the guardian here and here is the actual study:

#period products #menstruation #what the fuck what the fuck!!! #i know i probably shouldn’t be surprised but wtffff #idk what to tag this but #science #menstrual bleeding #heavy bleeding #period problems #reproductive health #alt text #described #physical health #blood mention tw #periods #edit: btw I skimmed the article overview and I’m glad to say it seems very inclusive #so once again: terfs can go fuck themselves in the not pleasant way <3 #it always bears repeating and I will ad naseum

[nightlocked-in]

“peeta is bisexual” you guys are losing the vision. peeta isn’t even straight. katniss INVENTED sexuality for him. whatever katniss identifies as, he’s like “yeah, i’ll take that one” no questions asked

#katnissexual #i’m joking btw #and i agree with yall #he says you’ve ruined all other women for me #yeah twink we know #the hunger games #katniss everdeen #thg #nightlocked-in #everlark #peeta mellark #hunger games headcanon #hunger games incorrect quotes #thg incorrect quotes #bisexual peeta #peeta what’s your sexuality? #idk #what do u mean u don’t know #i’ve never thought about it #well i mean… do you like guys? do u like girls? #he thinks for a second…. girl #just one #katniss he says #i’m convinced in modern au’s when he’s dating someone else he just pictures katniss when fucking and then feels horribly guilty for it later #peeta why don’t you look at me during sex? #huh? oh glimmer uh… i just get distracted by how uh… good it feels. yeah that haha #katniss was his first love in every thing and not only was she his first love she was his ONLY love #so he’s never even considered being attracted to girls besides her #so when he tries to date he finds girls that are objectively attractive but on a scale of 1 to katniss they are still 1’s to him #and that never stops being a problem

[josephtrohman]

joe kicking one of the bubbles into patrick’s face (x)

#that’s my man he did that for me cuz patrick picked this setlist or whatever the fuck HDMSBDKJDLWJEKDJDKSJ #i think that’s what they said idk i couldn’t hear on the stream #patrick stump #joe trohman #btw the phrasing on the original tweet is sending me into orbit #2ourdust #also i’m thinking some things but i wont say #my post #fall out boy

[rendevok]

your narumitsu art made me weep with joy and I heard you want more requests 👀

idk if this is the right place to put them but I think phoenix coming with miles to try on his glasses for the first time would be sweet :,) miles asking how they look and phoenix being just smitten. the good stuff

Dear anon… you sure know how to pick em! Things got very out of hand very quickly while drawing, and well. You inspired me to draft a comic! I didn’t want to make you wait long, so here are the sketches for the pages relevant to your request <3

Thanks so much, and hope you enjoy~! 💜

#narumitsu #wrightworth #we do love a good oh moment but i think beanix deserves something more like a sack of bricks. you’re fucked king! #if it’s not clear beanix is imagining ALL of that. like photoshopping the glasses onto memories #the glassesfication of miles edgeworth #also i can’t promise this comic will see the light of day because i’m VERY bad at writing these two despite what you might think #the whole time i was writing it i was like ‘he would not say do or think that. draw it.’ in a i-cant-do-any-better-rn way #still despite that this was super fun so THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE INSPO!!! #hope edgeworth enjoyers approve bc idk what im doing #thank you for your time if you’re reading this welcome to the prison of my mind <3 #rendoodles #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #beanix #fan comic #fan art #aa #anonymous #asks

[mattodore]

somehow managed to make matthias look even more bitchy

#''river what happened to working on your werewolf oc? the one from yesterday?'' ……let's not discuss it i simply can't bear to talk about it #river dipping #matthias evanoff #echthroi #ts4 #ts4 edit #simblr #did not need to edit this but we'll never see him with this hair again so i figured. sure why not spend a little bit of time on this #this looks very similar to his hair from when he was a child..... he had swoopy bangs and a middle part back then #...............staring at him like this i kind of want to eat him #kjfgksjfg #the messier his hair is the more i'm like Oh? #like italicized /Oh?/ #….i have nothing else to say here like there was rlly no need for me to post this i just thought hm. he looks pretty <3 #i changed his jaw a bit and made his chin smaller… idk if it’s noticeable #theo is untouched (by the veronicas… classic) like i didn’t change his sim at all #…….can i be honest the reason why i abandoned ria’s sim is bc i realized fuck. i do NAWT have decent fem frame clothing #especially not for a butch lesbian sim like. why is everything a crop top…. #tbf tho. i’m not mad about getting to look at alessandria’s happy trail #.................deep sigh. but i'm gonna go back to it rn. #i think i'll just leave her outfits like they used to be for now even tho i don't really like what she's wearing

[shit-sorry-fuck-mybad]

Hangman says weird shit when he gets nervous

As in, he overshares when he gets nervous and isn’t sure what to say, sometimes it’s just trauma dumping and sometimes it’s sexual and sometimes it’s just… idk weird

He usually has it under control, the pressure of his job is not the thing that gets him, it’s the stress of his life outside of work

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Example 1:

Ice: nice to meet you, Jake

Hangman: pleasure’s all mine sir, you have a beautiful house, you know, I used to live in a house just like this before my dad kicked me out and disowned me

Ice:

Hangman: sorry

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Example 2:

Coyote: so?

Hangman: so what?

Coyote: did you tell him?

Hangman: I told him that I can’t stand him and that I want to **** his **** and then have him **** me until I can’t breath and hopefully until he can’t speak

Coyote:

Coyote: instead of… I love you?

Hangman: I got nervous ._.

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Example 3:

Rooster: are you sure you’re ok?

Hangman: of course, it’s just a funeral, haven’t even seen the man in more than a decade

Rooster: yeah but he’s still your dad, you’re allowed to be upset

Hangman: hmm

Hangman: hey, did you know that like 1% of people get buried alive?

Rooster: I didn’t know that

Rooster: ready to go?

Hangman, taking his hand: hopefully he won’t wake up mid ceremony

#am I autistic and tend to over share information when I’m nervous and don’t know what to say? absolutely #Bradley and Coyote get used to it very quickly and they can identify it #and then know what to do #it takes other some time #am I…. pushing the autistic Jake Seresin agenda?… no I couldn’t possibly…. could I?… no… 👀 #do I actually think they kicked him out and disowned him? idk but I needed to put something so ce la vie #is the number of people that get buried alive real? I think idk I’m not good at research #tom iceman kazansky #hangster #top gun #iceman kazansky #top gun maverick #Jake seresin #hangman #rooster #bradley bradshaw #Jake netting Mav and ice as Bradley’s parents fucks him up #icemav

[dantoru]

sorcevalier kissy

#guys you’ll never guess what i’m drawing next. You’ll never guess. Maybe it’s ruikasa idk though🙄 #all i fucking post. please save me. please free me. #i’m TRYING to write smth again idk when i’ll finish it if ever #but i’ll draw them again. i might draw mizuan or mizunene next actually idk though #i say i will and then i just draw fucking ruikasa again #they got me hook line and sinker man #project sekai #wonderlands x showtime #rui kamishiro #tsukasa tenma #ruikasa #my art

[blended-ice]

#1 men enthraller

#peas n guac #it has come to my attention that I have no idea what backs look like #I started doing this and went what the fuck is a back #do backs even exist #the anatomical layout of a back to me in my head is like the tangible physical existence of el chupacabra or a unicorn #anatomically correct ​backs aren’t real to me they’re a myth a legend #idk what I’m saying because I am tired but I do hope it’s funny #yuri on ice #yoi #katsuki yuuri #id in alt text #fanart #also elbows FUCK ELBOWS all my homies hate elbows

[designernishiki]

ladies and gentlemen. we got em

#this is so fucking FUNNY dude banxbsnanxb #STRAIGHT PEOPLE ON REDDIT ARE SO MAD AND IM JUST SITTING HERE. GRINNING. PLEASED #that’s 700x more in character than the alternative and I’m just praying this is true/legit (cause I couldn’t find the exact interview this #is from- but I didn’t see anyone saying it was fake on Twitter/Reddit so idk) #to be fair I could only scroll through comments on reddit for like a minute before it started giving me brain damage so #but yeah bdbxsbscshxjdj YOKOYAMA. MAYBE IVE BEEN GIVING YOU TOO LITTLE CREDIT. #I absolutely love seeing all these basic ass straight folks getting so pissy about him not settling down with a nuclear biological family #and a wife and all that and dying at the ripe old age of his fucking mid-50s #like no shit???? what games have you been playing bro the whole fucking Point of his idea of family is unconventional #he’s literally a fucking orphan who didn’t grow up with any biological family are you fucking fr #dgagdhdhd ANYWAY yeah I’m seriously hoping to high heaven that this is legit #rambling #kiryu #yakuza #rgg #rgg8

[lokiiied]

YOU KNOW WHAT?!? i miss dr. sharon!!! she would have gotten everyone’s shit together and told roy to stop suppressing his urges to fuck jamie tartt & misdirecting it as anger towards him and just act on it lol.

#i think it would really be beneficial for you both #what’s the worst that could happen? #everything! and then you’d be seeing a lot more of me #and then i’d be making more money #so you’d encourage me to do something that might be a terrible idea so you can get more sessions out of me? …i respect that #thank you. but i’m also positive this wouldn’t be a bad idea #later jamie comes up to him like #dr sharon said we should fuck. she say that to you too? #maybe we should try it then idk she’s a doctor right? might be onto something #dr sharon fieldstone #ted lasso #ted lasso s3 #roy kent #jamie tartt #roy x jamie #tedependent

[betterthanbatman1]

MY BOYYYY

#HE MAKES ME SO HAPPY #This boy was struggling to breathe and jumped through A BURNING FUCKING BUILDING to save a child #Keep in mind that he was already scared to be alone and idk what he must’ve been seeing #but with his history with burning buildings- this really just made my heart ache #He’s such a good man I can’t #So proud of him ahhh #“It’s okay to be scared. I’m scared too’’ #JBCBEMXKDBDBDXNXNSBHE #He will literally risk his life for the vulnerable and I just can’t say how much I love him for that #He was SUFFERING and still saved this little girl #jason todd #red hood #batfamily #batfam #dc #Catwoman 58 #I think #I’m ignoring the Batman and Jason relationship right now

[ohitslen]

Some doodles for this fine day

Closeups under the thing

#they are insufferable together <3 #it’s like those two people who can never agree on anything but if they agree on making fun of you you will get out of there burnt #mmmnnn domestic life on my head today I will draw more maybe idk idk #i love to see WW not being immune to Vash’s puppy eyes. but I also think it would be hilarious if his reaction to them is #ew what the fuck is wrong with your eyes? #because old brother Nico agenda yk what I’m saying #he would give in sometimes. but it’s completely unrelated to the puppy eyes #they are so silly let them be silly all the time #trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vashwood #trigun fanart #vash #wolfwood #nicholas trigun #lenssi draws #pen!

[mandalora]

Stolen from amidonexor, no one asked me either

#vinland saga #askeladd #this game should be called “wanna see how much you’re woobifying this character without noticing?’’ #embarrassing #I’m never doing this kind of exercise again it’s like when you say a word so many times it stops feeling real? #none or these feel real to me anymore #they’re all so wildly different it’s somehow insane to me #idk man I haven’t thought abt styles :tm: in many years #main takeaway is fuck the anime style all my homies hate it #give yukimura a goddamn award for using line weight and angles? like a normal person?? wow!! what a fucking concept!!! #my asky looks fucking unhinged love that for him #it’s that kind of day #why does he also remind me of my grandma a little #anyway cool 10/10 would not do again would not recommend #absolute mindfuck of an activity #my art

[mavspeed]

something that really pisses me off is this headcanon that ice would have been or was against mav pulling bradley’s papers for the academy.

like i’m sorry but I need some of you to think for a second. this is a man whose jet wash indirectly also led to the accident that resulted in goose’s death and probably carried that guilt for half his life too. this is also the man who was there to watch mav and carole grieve for the brother/husband they lost for YEARS. not to mention he was close to goose as well since they were both at the academy. like he would have wanted to protect bradley just as much as mav did when he made the decision to pull the papers. it’s a dumb moment for both of them but again. 100% they would have both thought they were doing the right thing for bradley.

#this has been cooking in my head and I needed to let it out #actually while we’re on the topic I’m gonna go right ahead and continue #people saying Mav pulled the papers ONLY because of carole’s wish are.... dumb sorry imma say it! #that’s his best friend’s son. the kid of the brother he lost #like be fr for a second mav isn’t infallible he wasn’t being victimised by carole he knew perfectly well what he was doing #and he did it in part to protect bradley! bc he didn’t want a naval career to kill him just like it did his father! #and ofc you can argue that this doesn’t make sense when Mav raised bradley and knew how much he wanted to be a naval aviator #but. again. that is prob why Mav didn’t step in when bradley chose an alternative path #you can recognise your kid’s wishes and ambitions and want them to succeed and also think that it’s gonna kill them #and act on what YOU think is best for your kid #anyway idk why these headcanons specifically irritate me so goddamn much but they do 😭 #icemav were good parents but they weren’t perfect it’s like.... okay to admit that both iceman and maverick fucked up #in this aspect of parenting bradley lmao #su.txt #top gun