why did you people come up with russian names for what is supposed to be a movie set in italy. what was the thought process here. why does she sound like she walked out of a tolstoy novel
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One of my greatest achievements is that I actually don't hate the way I sound in a video.
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Wait, did you put a photo of Vil and Neige as kids in Eric’s office??
oh good, I was afraid that wasn't going to read properly and people would just be like "what is this supposed to be". :') but yeah! I like to think Eric was pretty fond of Neige as a kid! single dad sees orphan child approximately the same age as his own son and goes "hmm. okay, you guys are going to be friends now." (this did not go as well as he'd hoped.)
(also I do love how it's kind of a running joke that everyone loves Neige except for Vil, who's standing over in the corner and just seething with furious irrational hatred. someday maybe he'll find someone who doesn't think Neige is the best thing since cinnamon rolls.)
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ok but barracks bunny turned wifey (john’s) turned momma and the kid looks just you. the rest of the team like to tease their captain by saying the kid looks like them instead.
and it’s all in good fun, price knows about your past and doesn’t care. if he’s being honest, it makes him all the more smug because at the end of the day you wanted him.
but understandably so, he goes a little crazy.
making sure to stuff you with his cum every night, telling you how pretty you looked the last time all swollen with his baby.
oh god and if you’re ovulating? good luck getting out of the house.
when people ask how many more kids, he’d never have a set answer. just a shrug and a lazy smile as he said he wants a whole litter of them.
it takes three more kids but he finally gets one that is his spitting image. and only then does he say no more.
but the first time the team meets your newest babe they kind of get the point he was trying to make now. and the ongoing jokes of your kids looking nothing like him end.
the thought of price (basically) competing with himself after every one of your pregnancies because each time yours kids look more and more like him drives me crazy
i genuinely have naur idea what this is, i was just talking out of my ass
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。゚゚・。・゚゚。
゚。 September will bring blessings.
゚・。・゚
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That Etho piece is soooo 🥰🥰🥰
But that Joel Sanrio (is that even the right wording lmao) aaaaa your Joel is such a good Joel. Lil guy. Lil ogre guy. Smol. So round. So squish. I can see why etho's obsessed. The Lil cutie
^_^
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