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therealbatgirlishere · 5 months

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Trips in (tripin p2

recap: miles had questioned you of your appearance due to his annoyance, being curious as to why you got all dolled up.. . X x. Bby dad miles x bb ma y/n

Do not post my workings please :)

“You wearin makeup? And what’s up with yo fit and hair?” He asked, staring you up and down as he pointed.

As annoyed as you were, wanting to snap at him right then and there you just gave him a very annoyed stare before taking a deep breath then saying.

“Look, we ain’t gonna talk about this alright? Zion’s right here.” You reply, calmly staring down at your kid and stroking his locks gently. He was zoned out, staring off into space or stm. Zion just looked up and gave you his signature small smile. Showing his dimples. A flash of annoyance fell on miles face before going back to deadpan.

“Fine, alr? You can get away with it this time.” Miles responded, giving you a cold stare before looking at his kid with a slight smile. “Hijo, vámonos ahora, ¿vale?” He said to his kid warmly before putting his hand out for him.

“Ok papa.” Little Zion replied softly, his attention going to his father as he stared up at him with a smile and taking his hand, miles then picked him up with a little fake groan.

“Getting too big for papa.” He stated to his son Zion, giving him a little smile. He was a good father, or at least a decent enough one. Always tying to keep his calm around him even with his anger issues, taking responsibility for him instead of leaving like a deadbeat. (Bare minimum ong.) he even bought him toys and a whole ass tv for Zion so he can watch Bluey or some shit.

“Alright.. you two have fun. Be good for mama Zion.” You say, pinching Zion cheeks and pecking it with love. Zion let out a small squeal before nodding. Miles watched silently, giving you a blank stare before nodding.

“Adios.” Miles said before turning away and holding his son in his arms, you watched him get in the car and drive off, his engine roaring.

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Who the fuck did you think you were?

Dressing up, going full out. At some fucking club like a slut. Miles thought to himself, staring down at your story you posted on social media. He had just put Zion to bed in his room and was now lying down on his bed, black sheeted duvets as he was only wearing grey sweats, shirtless and annoyed. You were skulling down a bottle of tequila as your friends cheered you on, encouraging you. “Chug! Chug! Chug!” On and on. You were so beautiful though, he was captivated by your beauty as he watched you. Sure, it wasn’t exactly attractive to see a woman gulp down a bottle of tequila like it was the last thanksgiving meal but hey. It’s was you right? Your angelic face, those deep dimples showing as you grinned widely while chugging down the bottle. Zion really did have your dimples, he was a reminder of you. He could see you in Zion sometimes. The locks, his dimples, the cheeky smile he gives whenever he makes a mess. He had a lot of cute habits that you did too. (He doesn’t mean it in a weird way.) Miles let out a sigh before turning off his phone, lying down into the bed properly as his head tilted back into the soft comfy pillow. Crossing his arms as he places the blanket under his arms, he was furious. You were still his so why would you go out into the club? Maybe he’ll stop by tomorrow after dropping Zion off to school. Remind you that you don’t get to fuck around with your little friends, you better not have fucking been near any other guys too. But it was time to head for bed.

End of part 2, my hands kinda hurt 🤭. Might b smut in part 3 idk 🤷🏽‍♀️ sorry if it’s fucked up or if u can’t rlly read it I was tired n rushing

#miles morales earth 42 #miles morales x y/n #across the spiderverse #miles morales #miles morales prowler #my writing #toxic relationship #toxic love #relationships #toxic people #good dad?

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periracha · 4 months

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Waiting

☾ pairing: Dad!Chan x Mom!Reader ☾ wc: 2k ☾ genre: fluff, boring domesticity (gasp) ☾ cw: Christmas themes, kids, suggestive jokes, me trying to be funny idk, language, chan being chan ☾ summary: the bangs get in the holiday spirit! ☾ a/n: wanted to get a whole aesthetic and masterlist up for this blog before i posted anything but this little idea had my brain in a chokehold all day so,,,,enjoy ! also, let me know if I should continue writing this family so i can give them names, etc. yes this piece is fluff but this blog is 18+, MDNI

Ripples start to splash against the inside of your mug as you set it down on the coffee table that has been pushed aside for the evening to allow enough room for you and your husband.

“Clearing the living room floor the second both kids are down and out?” Chan asks with a wiggle of his eyebrow.

“Bit risky but I can work with this” he says while straining his neck and pulling his left arm across his chest in a stretch in preparation.

You look up at him when a scoff falls from your lips, “ha yeah you wish. Now get the wrapping paper from the closet”

“Please” you add with a sarcastic smile and sweet like honey tone.

He blinked at you silently for a split second before he huffed out a big sigh, “Oh thank god. I don’t think my back could handle these hardwood floors like it used to” he finishes as he makes his way to the hallway closet.

“Mmm unfortunately the only action these floors have been getting lately is spilled juice and probably some dusty cheetos the kids kicked under the couch” you joke as Chan meets you on the floor with wrapping supplies and gifts.

A quiet laugh in agreement leaves his lips.

“She’s gonna love this” Chan says with a grin so wide it meets his eyes.

He’s holding up a Bluey plushie that plays a few catchphrases from the show when its paw is squeezed.

“She better…. I’m running out of reasons why she can’t buy it every time we go to the store” you say as you cut wrapping paper big enough to wrap the doll and hand it to him.

Your daughter had wanted this little plushie for months now, always asking to stop by the toy section whenever you visit your local department store. You quickly learned that simply telling her the store didn’t have anymore wasn’t gonna fly with her. She always found a way to swindle you into the toy aisles, finding the plushie every time. Distracting her with books or other small toys could only get you so far; luckily Christmas was only a few days away and you both would soon see the joy on her face when she opened her gift.

“How do you even wrap these things??” Chan huffed out with a bewildered look on his face; his brows drawn tight and his eyes wide open. The piece of wrapping paper you had given him was creased all over, and covered in way too many pieces of tape that didn’t actually do anything to keep the paper together.

A giggle started in your chest but you choked it down with a fake cough. Chan was used to being good at almost anything he put his mind to.

Dancing? Easy.

Singing? No Problem.

Writing thousands of unique songs that differed in their own ways? Piece of cake.

Sports? Absolutely.

Wrapping a small gift for his three year old daughter? Not so much.

Carefully, you took the small doll from his hand and replaced it with a box of bath toys for your son.

“Here, let me handle this…and you wrap these” you said nonchalantly as soon as you made the switch; immediately working on your new task at hand.

Chan gawked at you with a goofy smile on his face, “You don’t think I can do it?...you’re demoting me to only wrapping boxes?” he laughed while feigning offense.

“No no no!”, you waved off, “you’re just soooo good! Better than me! The best actually!” you rushed out while trying to contain your laughter but ultimately failing.

Chan looked at you with pointed eyes, but had a wide smile plastered on his face the entire time. He looked like he was going to say something in retaliation but decided against it, letting out a small chuckle and shaking his head instead while he got to work on the box.

Many presents later you were both feeling the ache deep in your lower back from hunching over on the floor.

“Okay that's enough for me, I’m tapping out,” Chan said stretching his back with a yawn.

You yawned and simply shook your head up and down in agreement, thinking about how you were too tired to even keep your eyes open.

You got up and gathered all your wrapping supplies to store away.

“Oh! Can you take all those and put them under the tree?” you asked him while pointing to the group of gifts.

He hummed a quick mhm and started gathering them in his arms.

“Make sure to put Bluey on top of the one of the taller presents so they can’t get to it” you called out as you made your way to your room.

“Yep, got it” Chan quickly responded before placing all the presents down and making his way to follow you to your bedroom.

The next day went blissfully as usual; waking up way too early to cries before the sun is even fully out, only to finally get your son back down and you barely back in bed before your daughter barges in demanding French toast stat.

Did you even have all the ingredients for french toast?

You already got one kid handled, Chan could handle this one.

You lightly kicked him in the leg as he laid beside you to wake him up before you made yourself comfortable to fall back asleep.

When you did wake up, you grabbed your son and met your husband and daughter in the living room, setting him down to crawl around the rug.

“Good morning love”, Chan greeted you with a kiss to your cheek and sliding his arms around your waist in a loose hug.

You hummed a good morning back before resting your head against his chest.

“My turn! My turn!” your daughter yelled entirely too close to your eardrum as she stood on the couch in an attempt to be as eye level as she could with you.

“Coffee?” Chan asked with a smirk as he let you go and made his way to the kitchen.

“Ohhh yeah” you answered before turning your attention fully on your daughter.

She puckered her lips and stood on her tiptoes in an attempt to copy her dad’s previous actions. You bent down and she kissed your cheek, “Good morning, mommy!”, she giggled before flopping down on the couch.

“Oh it is a good morning!” you smiled back to her before tickling her to get some hugs in.

Chan met you back in the living room with your fresh cup of coffee as you both sat on the couch, watching your children play together in the early morning hours.

Your son crawled towards the christmas tree and before you could get up to grab him he had already bumped into a few presents, causing one of them to go off.

“Hello! Hehehe”

The noise immediately caught your daughter's attention and her head snapped towards the tree before her eyes widened. You could see the wheels starting to turn in her head to try and make sense of what just happened when you looked over at Chan who was sporting a mortified look. Jaw hung open and downward, eyes widening and moving around the room at everyone’s faces.

The damn Bluey doll had gone off and one of her most wanted presents was most likely spoiled now.

“WHAT WAS THAT?” she rushed out, walking closer to the tree.

“Your brother!” Chan blurted out way too quickly before tightening his lip into a flat line, realizing what he just did.

Your daughter stopped dead in her tracks and looked at the both of you.

“What???” she asked again, her eyes darting between yours and Chan’s a few times.

“He can talk??, “ she screamed, bewildered at the new information being thrown at her all too quickly, pointing at him and eyes wide as saucers.

You let out a huff of air and forced yourself to take a sip of your coffee, hoping to buy you some time, waiting for your brain to kick on. It was too early for this.

Chan looked at you waiting for you to come in and save the conversation but you had nothing. How were you supposed to convince a 3 year old that her 8 month old brother could now speak when he’s never done that before.

You’re on your own here. You thought to yourself as your eyes met Chan’s again. His face still stuck in the same shocked expression.

“Uhh…yeah..yeah…?” Chan tried to get out nonchalantly but it ended up coming out more like a question and high pitched tone, before clearing his throat.

Your son had now crawled toward your daughter and started grabbing at her legs to get her attention.

You needed a moment to think but your daughter would absolutely follow you wherever you went to…. Unless…?

You coughed into your arm dramatically, “ooooh mommy needs medicine, I will be right back” you said before quickly standing up and making your way to the hallway cabinets before she could stop you.

Even the possibility of being around cough medicine, seeing it with her own eyes, was enough to keep your daughter from following you. She was not about to risk having to take that, yucky grape stuff, as she likes to call it.

Chan followed after you, staying in the open area to keep an eye on the two kids.

“So our 8 month old is saying full words now is he?” you asked, raising your eyebrows when he got closer to you.

“I panicked okay!”, he screamed in a hushed tone.

“So you blame it on the baby?!” you asked in disbelief, a laugh starting in the bottom of your throat. You tightened your lips in an effort to stop the smile you knew was coming.

“What else was I supposed to say it came from?” Chan asked with a strained laugh, “you were no help!” he accused, pointing his finger and narrowing his gaze.

“I don’t know Chan! The TV? Your phone?” you huffed out off the top of your head and throwing your hands in the air.

“Hm. yeah that would’ve been good”, he said staring at the floor, realizing just how easy those would’ve been to explain away to a child.

He stepped back from you to get a better look at your kids a few steps away. His brow furrowed so you stepped forward to see what he was looking at.

Your daughter was sitting directly across from your son with a serious expression on her face, no more playing going on in sight.

“What..what are you guys doing?” Chan asked loud enough for your kids to hear.

Your daughter looked back at him, “Waiting,” she said matter of factly before refocusing her attention back on her brother.

“Waiting foorrr?” Chan asked, raising his eyebrows as you both took a step toward them.

“Him to talk again” she answered without bothering to even look at Chan this time, her serious gaze never leaving her brother's face. He was babbling and drooling while playing with the legs of her pajama pants.

You both couldn��t contain the laughs that came from your mouths. Today was going to be a long day.

You couldn’t wipe the smile from your face as you thought about your family’s antics. Never a boring day in the Bang household, but you wouldn’t have it any other way.

“Hey Chan, what did you do with the matching talking Bingo we wrapped last night?”

“Shit”

©periracha, 2023.

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klapollo · 1 month

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i feel as if. there is like no popular media for children that's made just for them with purposes beyond money-making (as in, there is an artistic vision of some kind and isnt just cocomelon), and as a result theyre glomming onto adult media that then becomes kiddyfied to market to them as a lucrative demographic (see five nights at freddys).

the only things that spring to mind right away r like, bluey and minecraft (which has been around since EYE was a kid so i dont count it). like im all but certain hazbin hotel's maketing is gonna take a kids-and-teens slant despite being conceived as an "adult show" bc that's who's watching it. idk maybe im just making this all up lol

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butterscotch-brigade · 11 months

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dont get me wrong i completely understand wanting to avoid another brony situation wrt the amount of adults who enjoy bluey bc as someone who liked mlpfim during the Brony Era i totally agree that there were a Lot of weird adults sexualizing/taking this kids show way too seriously and i dont want that to happen again. but sometimes i see a post on here making fun of older/adult bluey fans and im like "hm. r u rly concerned abt kids safety or are u one of those ppl who would have called me the r slur behind my back if u knew me in middle/high school" bc i stg the way some of u ppl talk abt adults who enjoy kids shows is dangerously close to the way i was bullied for liking "immature" things as a kid like.....i stg some ppl will say shit like "lol look at these cringe adults liking things for children" and then point to an obviously autistic person idk idk maybe im being paranoid but its just kinda 🤨 to me yknow

#vanilla talks #ofc wanting to keep kids spaces safe is 100% a noble goal and i agree w that #but sometimes i see posts that r a little Too mean abt adult bluey fans or whatever like.#oh noooo god forbid someone have 'age-inappropriate interests' (a literal symptom of autism)#god forbid somebody gush abt a show that makes them happy #be honest u were one of those ppl who infantilized/talked down to the 'weird' (read: autistic) ppl in school werent u

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sweetsreverie · 1 year

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Heyyy Sweet💗, may I please request hc’s of what type of dads the 1 4 1 soldiers would be around/with their children

tysm for requesting this because it made my heart so so happy 🫶🏼

umbrella headcanons: they’re all protective as shit over their kids and don’t bring their work home with them. they never discuss it in front of the little ones.

simon "ghost" riley

realistically, i don't see him ever having children due to his job and his own childhood

BUT... tumblr doesn't need to be realistic hehe

but really, he would be somewhat terrified of parenthood because the last thing he wants is to be like his father

so he's going to do everything he possibly can to be the best father he can be

simon says that he has a cold heart, but i think he could become tender-hearted when he has a child

but also, for a while he honestly has no idea what to do around children

he really tries to keep his voice gentle when he's with them, and he becomes somewhat of a gentle giant when he becomes a dad

he'll never use baby talk with his kids, he'll talk to them like they understand everything he's saying

he would absolutely spoil his kids because he didn't get that as a kid

he's so so protective of them - he always keeps them in his sight when you're away from home and out in public

the monsters under the bed stand no chance against him either!

his kid(s) cling onto him like koalas, or like how kittens will climb up your legs? yeah, just like that. he's a jungle gym to them

john "soap" mactavish

soap is a whole goof of a dad tbh

but he's got the biggest heart

while he can be goofy, he doesn't play about his kid's safety, ever

he'll teach his kid(s) all sorts of scottish slang from the get-go

the kids love when he tells stories and reads from their books - he tries to use different voices for the little characters

soap unironically enjoys watching bluey with the kids

he'll also watch those baby sensory videos with the dancing fruits

when he works out at home, the kids cling to him and refuse to leave him alone despite your efforts

he'll use them as barbells or do push-ups while they pile on his back

if you have a daughter, she always puts her little hair clips in his mohawk

he absolutely leaves them there

he'll be such a proud dad, of everything his kids do

artwork on the fridge, good grades hung up, all that stuff

the type of dad to laugh when his kid curses rather than scold them for it, even though he knows it's wrong

john price

price is probably gonna be the most normal dad on this list

he would also be super protective of his kids, tbh they all are

would probably smoke his cigars outside so the smoke wouldn't be around the kids inside

absolute football dad

if your kids show any sort of interest in it, he's enrolling them for some kids league football

he'll also watch games with them and tell them all about what's going on

also the type to not baby talk his kids tbh

he probably thought he would never have kids so he cherishes them so much when they're born

he gets them hats that match his and they love wearing them

he had to start trimming his beard when the baby started to pull on it

he loves doing things outside with them, whether it's tending to a little herb garden or going for a walk

kyle "gaz" garrick

gaz is also pretty normal tbh

he's so eager to be a good dad, and he did so much research online about kids

he's an absolute sweetie and softie for his kids

boy or girl, he likes to do their hair whenever he's home

i feel like he would be a home-made baby food enthusiast, idk why

he loves reading to his kids!! they have so many books, i can see him starting a book with them and reading a chapter or so before bed whenever he's home

he's a dad that always tells his kids that he loves them unconditionally, and they never have a doubt about his love

he thought that kid leashes were stupid until he needed to get one for his kid

he'd also unironically watch kids shows with the kids

he heard that cocomelon is bad so that's a no-go

tag list: @ho3forghost @juggernaunt @shellfishb34ch @redpool @madamepozum

#simon ghost riley headcanons #ghost headcanons #soap headcanons #price headcanons #gaz headcanons #modern warfare headcanons

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chaifootsteps · 6 months

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The bluey talked reminded me of my old job. I was working at a kiosk for a gas station and a customer came with a toddler in diapers and they were buying snacks. I had to take the candy to scan and place in the bag, and the kid gave it to me, then started crying. So the dad just kissed him and said it was okay and I handed him the bag. Customer after the dad said "I wish that was my kid so I could beat the shit out of him." I was horrified and told her she had no right to want to want abuse someone else's kid. So the customer reported me to corporate and my district manager had a talk with me about it. He said he respects me for what I said, but to be more polite about it and even then, it was ok he wouldn't have tolerated a customer telling him that either. After he left my store manager said my district manager was wrong, that she would have beat the crap out of the kid too. Granted, I'm so glad I don't work there anymore since my store manager was an evil person (I have so much other crap she didn't besides that), but idk, I always thought it was so gross how total strangers wanted to hit a kid that wasn't theirs. I talked about it with others and I remember someone showing me a video of a kid saying a curse word and the mom saying "sweetie, we don't say that word." And most of the comments were "Hit that kid!". I think some people are just so evil. Idk, this is speculation, but I wonder if that's the issue with Bluey. I've seen people act like Judo is the anti christ cause they can be bratty and Bluey can too. I mean, they're kids and the episode does address their behaviors and they do get confronted about it. I guess cause some people have some violence fetish and want the kids to get spanked or something.

God, all this because a toddler started crying over something that wasn't even bad, literally couldn't be bad because it didn't even make sense. It's horrifying.

Little kids are humans with next to zero power over their own lives and still developing senses of empathy and emotional control. Damn straight they're going to misbehave sometimes, to melt down, to see what they can get away with. They're never going to learn how to be adult human beings by beating it out of them.

#Anonymous #child abuse mention #actual blog post

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justmossyall · 2 months

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about me <3

hi! the name’s sunny. she/her, a minor, INFJ, aggressively neurodivergent

a bit about me: i’m a christian, an author, an artist and an actor. i’m a huge dork and love infodumping about my favorite things, so my asks are always open if you want me to rant to you 😭

the general stuff: no nsfw, don’t be weird, just remember that i am legally (and honestly mentally) a child before you say anything weird or are mean to me lol. also i have pretty bad anxiety and emetophobia, idk why that would ever come up but I figured I would mention it??? just…………….don’t stress me out or mention vomit ig????? bro idek anyways

side blogs because i have an obsession:

this is my main, a lot of reblogs about the things i like

my horrendous thoughts @justmossyaps

art blog @justartyall

writing blog @justmosswrites

photography blog @raindropsonmushroomcaps

ask game! drama ask game! can you tell i like ask games! here’s a fourth one!

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shows i like: gravity falls, arcane, bluey, bee and puppycat, amazing digital circus, toh, wandavision (not a marvel fan in general but i love that show), dance moms (don’t judge im a sucker for reality tv), and way too many kids shows. what can i say my mental age is like 4 (@person4924 and @sweetronancer know octonauts is where it’s at 😭)

movies i like: first of all i am a huge ghibli fan 😭 anyways the tinker bell movies, ratatouille, wall-e, the muppet movies, spiderman: into/across the spiderverse, brave, random 90s movies that I watch with my parents

books i like: psych im not listing all those, there’s way too many 😭 (kotlc and the scythe series are my favs though)

games i like: undertale/deltarune/undertale yellow (y’all should know by now how obsessed i am with that franchise), stardew valley, animal crossing, zelda botw (i have not played totk yet :( im hoping to soon though!), ddlc

special interests: psychology (especially neurodivergencies, specifically autism and tic disorders), writing, undertale/deltarune/uty, gravity falls, arcane, tadc, bee and puppycat, some oddly specific medical stuff (mostly things like autoimmune disorders and the like, i just hate gore and tbh the cardiovascular system in general), kotlc, bluey, coding, embroidery, linguistics/etymology for some reason???

~~~

i do a lot of writing, my first novel is actually fully drafted and i’m hoping to have it edited within the next 2 years so i can publish :) other than that main one + my other main-ish novel i have about ten million wips 😭

as mentioned above i am also an artist, i mostly just draw though i also embroider and dabble in clay and watercolor. my art blog is linked above so you can go check that out :) i also do photography! it’s not a very serious hobby but i enjoy it, photography acc is also linked above

i’m also an actor (yes i like to suffer creatively in many ways) so naturally i’m quite dramatic. i frequent the 😭 emoji and often use all caps. i love to sing though and i love music so if you have any cool songs you think i would like feel free to send them to me. OBSESSED with the oh hellos

speaking of which, my spotify is @/-sunflowerskies- if you want to search me up. here are a few of my fav playlists ~ ~ ~

also as mentioned above, i am a christian! if you ever want me to pray for you or are curious about the faith, my asks and dms are always open :)

i have a huuuuge sweet tooth. it’s so bad but I love candy so much

idk what else to put here???? i am, as the kids say, neurospicy so im sure none of my posts are coherent lol. also im having a lot of health issues recently with a lot of brain fog and fatigue affecting my overall functioning, so apologies if the posts are even less coherent than normal lmaooo

honestly send me asks whenever you want, i am incredibly bored all of the time and love making new friends <3 literally rant to me about anything idrc but i apologize if i don’t answer for a while lol, i go through on and off phases of being on this site

i guess that’s about it?? love you guys have a wonderful day!! <3

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charcadett · 1 year

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Can I get a continuation of the starting a family conversation with Larry and get some headcannons of him as a dad?

YESS DAD LARRY. I have a lot of thoughts here, though not as many as Grusha. Idk, he’s just like. A Dad. You see him and you’re like “Oh, what a dad.” Tbh, I feel like he’d be hmmm. A more subdued Bandit from Bluey dad. He gets roped into games easily.

Larry As A Dad

- Before his kid is born, Larry is preparing for a smaller Poppy. She is the only experience he has with small children, and there’s no denying she’s quite the handful. Larry is incredibly nervous. His hands are always damp with sweat, and he can barely focus during battles because he’s wondering how long it is until he will be able to meet his kid for the first time. No matter how many times he’s assured, Larry can’t shake the irrational fear that he's too dull. He knows kids need stimulation, bright colors, and loud noises, to keep their minds active. Larry’s not a great example of either of those things.

- Once he holds them for the first time, he’s down for the count. Only an hour old, and Larry is possessed with the need to spoil them rotten. Finally, Larry takes that leave he’s been building up so he can spend more time with his family. To his surprise, and not to anyone else's, his kid is an exceptionally pleasant baby. They’re not a crier, usually babbling quietly as their big eyes take in everything around them. As they get older, they're more interested in legos and blocks than television, and even more interested in books about Fossil Pokemon. No matter what silly game his kid has planned, Larry’s right there, making a fool of himself to get a laugh. The number of times he’s crawled down the halls of his apartment building, his kid on his back pointing to where he should go, numbers in the double digits.

- Eventually, Larry goes back to work. Not as much as he used to, but still quite a bit. He lives for bring your child to work day. It’s a holiday for him. Larry spends most of the day doing as little work as possible. Either he’s showing off his kid to his coworkers, or he’s spinning them around in his office chair. He’s disappointed if he gets an Elite Test challenger, more inclined to spend time with his kid than anything else. Larry doesn’t consider battling that interesting. Surely there’s something else his kid would rather do than watch him. They convince him - he’s a pushover - and he tries not to blush when he hears his kid tell everyone in the office how cool he is. After that, he takes a bit more pride in battle.

- He’s the kind of dad to sneak up to his kid's room when they’re grounded with a treat. Though his kid is so well-behaved, that’s not often. On the rare occasion, he has to bring down the hammer, he lays in bed the entire night, worrying he was too harsh. Not only will he share his anxieties with his partner, but Rika and Hassel also get a call from him that night. Larry is a very gentle parent. When his kid brings home bad grades, he comes home early from work to help them with homework. When they have tantrums, he has them cry it out on his shoulder rather than scold them. Larry never yells at his kid. Half because he physically can’t, and a half because he would rather not in the first place.

- Poppy ends up being the designated babysitter for Larry’s kid. She’s about ten when they’re born and fourteen when Larry starts needing a babysitter. Poppy is more than happy to oblige. Not only does she adore the toddler, but Larry pays her an insane amount of money. Then, he buys her dinner when he gets home. It’s a win-win situation for her.

#pokemon imagines #pokemon headcanons #pokemon x reader #elite four larry x reader #again for tagging reasons not for serious this is dadland onlu

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amporella · 1 year

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do you have any fun Style Parenting headcanons?? idk that’s pretty much the only flavor of Style I haven’t seen you cover much of yet 😭

STYLE AS PARENTS... you're right that I haven't talked about them as much as I should!!!! But I really do love them!!! Here are some of my thoughts, though (warning) they are very cliche:

STAN IS A PROTECTIVE FATHER. I mean, this is essentially canon (thank you Follow That Egg) but I really especially mean it when it comes to style and kids. And I really REALLY REALLY especially mean it when it comes to Post-Covid Stan and Kyle's kids. I really do think that Stan holds his family SO dearly (losing it as a child was essentially what caused his life to fall apart in the bad ending), and it is my firm belief that Kyle and parenting those kids are one of the reasons he's so fulfilled in the good ending. His kids are his life and he treats them as such!!!!

STAN IS BANDIT FROM BLUEY. HEAR ME OUT. Bandit is SO stancore it's ridiculous. He is SUCH a good sport and always so enthused and the whole time he's busting out the moves on Chilli despite constantly entertaining his two kids? EXTREMELY STAN. In one episode he's doing workouts with Bluey and Bingo clinging to his legs and it just checks out as so Stan. CHILLI CAN ALSO BE KYLE... she's so comforting and quippy IT'S JUST VERY HIM!!

Stan is also a Girldad. I KNOW KYLE'S SON EXISTS AND I LOVE HIM DEARLY but Stan being a girldad just hits different.

Kyle is an EXTREMELY active parent in that he will go to every single game AND every single PTA meeting. He is a terror to the poor school board because he shows up EVERY TIME and is very very difficult to push around, especially when it comes to his kids.

In that sense Kyle can go a little too far sometimes and end up becoming overbearing like his mom, which is why it's so good that he has Stan to balance him out!! Kyle's always switching between spoiling his kids (HE JUST LOVES THEM SO MUCH) and trying to be a rule-abiding parent, while Stan's a lot more laid back. If Kyle put away the snacks the kids wanted at the grocery store, Stan would get them and secretly buy them. So the kids really end up spoiled regardless of who's doing it.

Stan is SO playful and he throws those kids around in the most loving way. Play wrestling champion.

Kyle naturally frets about that all the time

OVERALL THEY JUST LOVE THEIR KIDS SO MUCH... HOW MANY MORE TIMES CAN I SAY IT!! They're also one of those couples where having kids makes their relationship stronger rather than the other way around. The style family is WHOLLY domestic and good for them.

#I KNOW THESE ARE PRETTY VAGUE BUT!!! IM CRAZY!!!!!!!#south park #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #sp style

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were--ralph · 1 year

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Okay so like genuinely trying to phrase this in a way that isn’t mean or coming off as a “gotcha”, but if you think drawing porn of kid’s shows/media is wrong then why are you okay with nsfw Pokémon art? Like do you just mean little little kid shows like people being horny for the dad from bluey? Cause a lot of people would make the exact same argument about Pokémon being a kid’s thing even if adults like it too. Personally I do think there’s a difference between like making porn of characters from regular “family” shows Vs like Swiper the fox or some shit but also I couldn’t tell you exactly where that line is drawn cause MLP was meant for about the same demographic (maybe a little bit older idk I wasn’t 4 when the new one came out) and it’s had a huge impact on the furry community. It’s really no skin off my nuts what people I don’t even know on the internet think, but I am legitimately interested in this sort of conversation being had. Condolences on all the people who are gonna be very angry about you saying it’s weird to lewd pre-k cartoon characters tho

Its like most Nintendo games, SURE they're easy but Pokemon is made to be enjoyed by a variety of people, MOST of which are older than five years old. Games like Pokemon are made with nostalgia for older players of the series to enjoy. They are commonly played by older crowds online. Me playing Sun and Moon and seeing Red/Blue in it was specifically for ME and not for new players they don't know who the fuck they are. Charizard was included for ME and not that kid who don't know how to press a buttons.

Bluey is made SPECIFICALLY for preschool children to LEARN socializing skills and enjoy a good time. Bluey's father having a good dad attitude is not a reason to draw porn of him? like. I literally do not understand the overlap here. it's specifically a preschool kid show. like OF COURSE he has a great personality he's a child's media character, they're not gonna make him mean and angry. it's daddy issues! porn is not therapy!

MLP is it's own case because it was ALWAYS weird. it was NEVER like not weird. it's STILL weird to me. I say nothing because i don't go to that school but it's weird to me and I'm not opening this to the floor ever. I will die with this key in my throat

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blazeymc · 6 months

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Yo, everyone knows about the show Bluey, right? Originally seen as just a kids show, but it also gives lessons to adults and teaches about things not usually seen as "childrens topics", such as autism, which Jack has, and a form of abandonment issues shown in the episode Space.

Anyways, I am a shipper of Rusjack, they are so adorable, and you cannot convince me that their relationship as they got older was not that they went from inseparable best friends to just. Being in a romantic relationship. They didn't notice any change from one to the other, Rusty was just one day like "Wait. Jack, are we dating?" and Jack was like "...I think so." and they just kept dating. And when they come out to their families n stuff everyone was just like "...yeah? You guys have been dating for a year, wdym"

Idk random headcanon ig

Also, I'm probably gonna just write some collection of Bluey fics on AO3 now

#bluey #bluey cartoon #rusty kelpie #bluey rusty #bluey jack #jack russell #rusjack #bluey rusjack #bluey headcanon

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montammil · 9 months

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Request thing idk if this is like good enough, I've not done this before...

what would Marshall's reaction be to a new bed, since his old one was wearing out? Would Lawrence let him out of the house or let him pick it out after looking at some printed out pictures of the beds? Is Lawrence the type to buy the type of bed that adjusts to you in your sleep, would he even trust his "little one" in such an expensive bed?

Marshall would very much appreciate a new bed if he got to choose one, and Lawrence would happily buy him an expensive one (in fact, he’d prefer it that way).

Lawrence would have the bed delivered to them, along with any other type of furniture, after browsing online with Marshall.

And Lawrence would buy Marshall any type of bed he wants, as long as it has good reviews and doesn’t seem dangerous.

Marshall would try to choose the least childish bed out there, preferably a queen bed, but that wouldn’t stop Lawrence from giving him cutesy sheets and blankets.

I wrote a tiny piece on it XD

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“Kiddo, can you pass me the socket wrench?”

“Uhh… this?”

Lawrence looked over at him, chuckling. “Nope, that’s just a normal wrench. What you’ll want to get is… this!” He grabbed the socket wrench, showing it proudly. “Take notes, munchkin.”

Watching him get back to work on the footboard, Marshall leaned against the wall. “Why are we doing this? Couldn’t we have had someone assemble it for us, or something?”

“Sure, but this is precious bonding time.” Lawrence tightened the bolts and put the socket wrench down. “Now we need to install the slats.”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“I’m just talking to myself. Why don’t you tell me about your day while I do this?”

“Same as every day. Eat, read, nap, cry, eat again.”Marshall sighed when Lawrence whipped towards him to give a worried look. “I was kidding about the crying part.” Sort of.

Lawrence gave him one more look before turning back to placing the slats on the metal brackets. “You can always talk to me, sweetheart.”

Marshall resisted the urge to roll his eyes. “I know.” He appreciated the sentiment somewhat.

Once he was done with that, he clicked his tongue. “Can you read the next part of the directions? Should be the last step.”

Reluctantly, Marshall reached towards the small white paper. “It says, um, you’ll want to attach the vertical supports to the bottom of the slats using the screws.”

“Just making sure. Thanks, marshmallow.” He resumed assembling the bed, which looked about finished. “This is more exhausting than it looks. All’s we’ll need to do is get the mattress and sheets on.”

Marshall stood up to grab the mattress that was resting against the wall next to him. Lawrence helped him, and with ease, they got it on there. Marshall watched as the older man pressed against the mattress to make sure it was stable.

After a few pushes, Lawrence got the package containing the sheets. Marshall didn’t remember choosing any out.

So he wasn’t shocked in the slightest when he saw pastel purple sheets with prints of sparkles on them.

Lawrence noticed Marshall’s reaction and smiled. “If you don’t like these, I got some dinosaur and unicorn themed ones on the way. Oh, and since you like Bluey, I got a Bluey comforter on the way, too.”

Though Marshall wanted to correct him, it was one of the few kids cartoons he enjoyed, even before Lawrence kidnapped him. He grumbled under his breath and folded his arms.

Once Lawrence put the sheets on, he stretched his back with a pop. “Now that that’s done, wanna go cuddle and watch a movie? You can pick.”

“The Purge.”

“Absolutely not. You’ve lost your picking privileges and we’re now watching Elemental.”

“…fine.”

#answered ask #lawrence oc #marshall oc #parental whumper

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camellia-salazar · 1 year

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Some more characters into ponies because I feel like it.

Here have some!

Baldi, Principal, and Bluey. Yes Bluey is a dragon because in Equestria Girls Spike became a dog so I guess dragons are sort of dogs in the pony world (even tho Winona was still a dog in said pony world, I still like the idea quite a bit).

Claire and her family as ponies. I've designed Mirror Man before but I've never posted it yet. Just waiting until I'm motivated enough to finish the last drawing that sort of connects with the one that he's in, also it's a little old.

Claire and Bluey. Claire being the only unicorn in her family who has strong enough magic to form a bubble shield (a little idea I thought up inspired by Steven Universe episode "Bubble Buddies" and that one episode of MLP called "A Flurry of Emotions").

Pony version of that one bit in the Moral Orel episode titled "Praying". I might redraw or reanimate more scenes of characters as ponies. Most likely draw idk.

I always wanted Sarge to interact with Soldier for a long while now. (FYI Simmons is jealous in this).

I remember drawing the ponified versions of the RvB characters back in 2019 (mostly because I remember drawing them a lot during school, I'll probably show my old art of them eventually, if people want that).

I even looked for said old art so that I can draw them now and see how much I've improved. I just added scars and such.

I also drew Nicky because I love a bit of Avenue Q.

And finally we have Orel, Doughy, Tommy, Kid One, Joe, Christina, Marionetta, Billy, Junior, and Betty. Some of the kids in Moralton.

(I also wanted to include Anne, Walt, (possibly) both Tinas, Shapey, Block and even Marionetta's little sis but I guess I will post them next time, I'll even include these guys and everyone's names in a separate post.. maybe add some shade.. just three separate art pieces that go together... I guess these are considered WIPs for now).

(idk I'm just a sucker for background/one-off characters... suck potential 💕✨ I would want to include them).

So that's it for now. I'll definitely make more sometime in the future. As well as other fanart that isn't totally pony based like this one. So stay tuned if you want to see it. Thanks for looking at my art! (Sorry if I bored you with my text, I know I'm getting tired just typing it). Buh bye and goodnight!👋💖🌟

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