klapollo

[klapollo]

THIS IS FOR MY PEEPS

WITH THE BENTLEYS, THE HUMMERS, THE BENZ

ESCALADES 23 INCH RIMS

JUMPIN OUT THE JAGUAR WITH THE TIMS

KEEP YOUR BREAD UP...........AND LIVE GOOD!

EAST COAST WEST COAST WORLDWIDE

i been gone for a minute now im back with the jump off goons in the club in case something jumps off and back before the hive let the pumps off in the graveyard is where you get dumped off all we wanna do is party and buy everybody at the bar bacardi Black Barbie dressed in bulgari im tryna live in somebody's ferrari

#*LEAVE ARGH

[klapollo]

i been gone for a minute now im back with the jump off goons in the club in case something jumps off and back before the hive let the pumps off in the graveyard is where you get dumped off all we wanna do is party and buy everybody at the bar bacardi Black Barbie dressed in bulgari im tryna live in somebody's ferrari

[klapollo]

taylor is gonna tell sabrina to come outside for a gift from her bestie and one of those exploding parachutes from the end of mockingjay is gonna slowly descend

[klapollo]

what the fuck is it about me that makes men on tinder either ask me to dom them or say they'll dom me. can you buy me dinner at least.

#they fucking OPEN with it too

[klapollo]

I promise it’s not just you, feeling disconnected from the thin young (and let’s be honest, white) image of transmascs you see all over the place. Signed, a capital F Fat trans masc with a lot of fat transmasc friends

We Are the Chubby Percent !

[klapollo]

like idk i've been on dating apps again and i just instinctively swipe left whenever i see a tall thin glamorous gnc person because i feel like they would just (literally and figuratively) look down on me and think i'm disgusting :(

#this used to be my type too lol

[klapollo]

i feel so disconnected from other transmascs sometimes and i feel it more and more as i get older. like i feel so out of place in a sea of model-like tall androgynous thin people. im over here trying to look like andrew wk or guy-manuel. where's my other bulky long haired guys

[klapollo]

i can't believe your dad is a lawyer,,,, ace attorney fandom nepotism at its finest smh my head

i didnt choose this life it chose ME

#im so glad he doesnt do murder cases or any grisly shit lol

[klapollo]

i like II most wanted oops.................she should have released bodyguard as a single though

#it's got that song of the summer energy cuff it had

[klapollo]

countess boochie flagrante is one of the all time tumblr posts to me bc it would be fresh humor in literally every iteration of this site ive seen since 2010. i think it's been over a decade and it's still not dated at all. i could see it posted for the first time tomorrow and it would do numbers. like wine.

[klapollo]

to the fairest or whateverrrrrr

#oh my GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ur always putting out looks but this is a LOOOOOOK

[klapollo]

#EAST SWEEP

[klapollo]

The first night after heatwave & The cottongrass-beast by Miikka Lönnqvist ( mkklnn.jpg )

#animals

[klapollo]

Euphoria - Kendrick Lamar (Drake Diss)

[klapollo]

missed my fuckin jury duty date so i now i gotta make sure i get this second summons so i dont catch a fine. which. this is all bullshit my dad is an attorney so i'm almost always stricken from selection

#and not even like a high falutin personal injury type #he does low level local shit so he's always in that courthouse #he knows most of the ppl who work there

[klapollo]

im sorry but as i listen to espresso i am again reminded that pitchfork is fucking ridiculous for saying random access memories had no major impact. people have literally been trying to make their own get lucky every year for over a decade now lol

#BUT NONE OF U HAVE NILE RODGERS ON UR TEAM ! #DR LUKE FUCK OFF

[klapollo]

"I have a son to raise but I can see you know nothing about that"

jeez louise.

wait sorry ive been in the trenches all day let me see what kendrick said about bbl drizzy