#i'm sorry i don't know what their ship name is

[reversequalia]

#finder series #liu feilong #takaba akihito #i'm sorry i don't know what their ship name is #HOLY FUCK HE SAID THE THING #lmao i got so excited i forgot he's already kind of used the L word before BUT STILL #THIS FEELS LIKE PROGRESS #now he just needs to get his head out of his ass re: his feelings for asami LMAO #LOOK IT'SM Y OT3 AND I'M GONNA ROOT FOR IT IF I WANT TO #jfc hE'S SO SOFT #HIS FACE. MY GOD. I CANNOT. #also lmao props to feilong for not taking advantage of the memory loss to be like. oh i'm your boyfriend :) we're dating :) i promise :) #i mean. WITH EXPRESSIONS LIKE THAT WHO COULD SAY HE WAS LYING #(asami that's who while he bust through the wall and throws feilong out the window) #gif

[amanitacurses]

#legend of zelda #legend of zelda link #legend of zelda shadow link #four swords adventures #four swords adventures vio #four swords adventures shadow #shadow x vio #I don't know what the hell their ship name is #I didn't know how to tag this at ALL #and honestly I'm screaming internally posting this at all #so we get what we get I'm sorry #Listen I'm just a sucker for lovers on different sides of the same war #not linked universe

[hailsatanacab]

@the-ghost-trader - ooooh, i love this! it has the potential to be so incredibly sad, too, like poor Damian just trying to carve out something normal for himself only for it blow up in his face

BUT, shockingly, i'm not about the angst today! not yet anyway 😇

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“So, how was your day?”

Despite his answering groan, Damian likes this. This. This whole… thing he has with Danielle. With Ellie. 

And, yeah, he’s not exactly told any of the others yet, but can you blame him? For wanting to keep something, anything, to himself. Wanting to keep this small little slice of goodness he’s managed to carve out, untouched and unmarred by his family, by their other lives, by the rogues, the vigilantes, the assassins, everyone.

“That bad, huh?”

Being with Ellie is freeing. That’s the best way to describe it.

She knows. Damian surprised even himself when he told her—not about the others, mind, but he supposes it’s not hard to put two and two together and Dani has always been smarter than most—but it’s the best decision he’s ever made, and no matter what the niggling little voice in the back of his head says (the one that sounds suspiciously like Father), he can’t bring himself to regret it.

He won’t. Because having Ellie know gives him freedom.

She’s a safe place, a hand to hold, a warm, welcoming presence when things inevitably turn ugly. It’s the freedom to just be normal when everything else in his life spirals into stranger and more stressful missions.

“Richard is being insufferable again. I do not understand his incessant need to know everything about my life.”

“Oh? What’s he done now?” 

“I was subjected to an hour long interrogation about my love life, like it’s any of his business. It’s infuriating!”

“Ugh, tell me about it. I get the same thing from Jazz, constantly. It can be suffocating.” Ellie says as she curls herself tighter into his side. “But it’s just how they show they care.”

“Yes, well, sometimes I wish he wouldn’t—”

“Hey!” Ellie pushes herself up to glare at him, punctuating her shout with a soft whack to his arm for good measure. “What have I said about using that word?”

“Yes, yes,” he placates with a roll of his eyes, “‘Be careful what you wish for.’ I apologise, it won't happen again.”

“Damn straight it won't.”

She maintains eye contact with him for a second longer before tucking herself back into his side, squirming around with a long, contented hum that Damian can feel rumble through him. He smiles and doesn’t complain even when he has to shift to give her more room after a particularly strong elbow jabs him in the ribs. It means leaving the warm patch on the couch, but he’s rewarded with another long, happy moan as she settles and Damian can’t bring himself to mind.

Ellie constantly makes noises. Little mews and hums and laughs and songs known only to her. It reminds him of a cat, sometimes. He likes it. It calms him down; it means she’s happy, so he's happy.

They settle back into the cushions and Damian lets the subject drop, not wanting to spoil the moment. Outside, the wind changes direction and from where he’s laying he can watch as the snow starts to come down thick and heavy. Hopefully it’ll mean a quiet night's patrol.

“Is that why you haven’t introduced me yet?”

“What?” He can't help it, he stiffens at the thought of losing his secret, of the scrutiny he'll be inviting if he lets anyone know.

“Are you worried I’ll embarrass you?”

Damian’s eyes snap down quick to reassure her, only to see her light, teasing grin. He lets out a breath of relief. It figures she wouldn't worry about that.

“Of course not, don’t be absurd. You could never embarrass me.”

“I don’t know,” she muses, her voice taking on a dangerous lilt, “that sounds like a challenge.”

“Believe me, having been subjected to Father’s Brucie persona at every gala I’ve been to, it would take a lot to embarrass me.”

“Alright, bet. I’ll get you, just you wait.”

“You’ve already got me.”

She flicks him on the nose. “You’re such a sap.”

He hums his agreement, enjoying the tinkling sound of her laughter. And then, before he can think otherwise, he asks, “Is that why you haven’t introduced me?”

“That’s different,” she scowls. “You know how hard it is to get there, there’s no signal, and Danny only gets a break like—oh, Ancients!”

Damian gets another elbow to the ribs as she bolts upright, a manic grin on her face that has him laughing.

“What is it?”

“It’s the holidays! It’s nearly Truce Day! You know I said I had a family thing around Christmas?”

“Yes?” 

“Well, do you want to come to it? I can introduce you then! I mean, it’s going to be a bit formal and you’ll have to meet everyone, not just family. There’s going to be some banquets, you’ll have to sit through some long speeches and you have to be on your best behaviour at all times, okay? Absolutely no fighting, it’s called Truce Day for a reason!”

“What?”

“Yeah, it’ll be perfect! I think Jazz is going in a couple days earlier to help with the preparations, so I’ll get her to let Danny know—and fair warning, he will try to give you the shovel talk, but this is great! It’s Truce Day, so he can’t actually do anything about it!”

“I’m sorry, but you're going to have to explain a bit.”

“Yeah, I know, it’s a bit much—but that’s family, right? Danny can get pretty protective over me, which is why going on Truce Day is the best time to do it! He can’t even command the Fright Knight to stab you! It’s genius!”

“Ellie, what?”

“Like, yeah, sure, he’s the king, but even he has to obey the rules of Truce Day—and then once you’ve spent all day with him, he’ll see that you’re a fantastic, wonderful, kind, brilliant, smart, strong, capable person and he’ll get over himself and everything will be good!"

Damian collapses down onto the couch, the wind knocked out of him. This is… He had not expected anything like this at all. For all that Ellie talked about her family, she had never mentioned this.

“Did you… did you say your brother is a king?”

“Yeah! High King Phantom, have I…” The manic grin slips off her face as she turns round and notices Damian. “Have I not mentioned that before?”

“No. No, you have not.”

“Ah. Sorry. Probably should clarify that I’m also a princess.”

“Right. Yes, that follows.”

“And I’m not really his sister, I’m his clone.”

“What?”

Damian blinks and tries to say more, but he has no idea what he’s meant to do with… any of this information. 

Normal. He thought she was meant to be his normal. Nothing could have prepared him for this.

Not that it changed anything, of course, of that he was certain. It’s just… a lot to take in. Overwhelming. But it's okay! He takes a deep breath, and another, and a sense of calm washes over him. Ellie makes one of her little hums as she cocks her head to the side to consider him and he can't help but relax at the normalcy of the sound. It'll be okay, he's dealt with stranger and he can deal with this.

“I’ve, uh… I’ve told you that we’re half ghosts, though, right?”

“What?”

#dpxdc #danny phantom batman #danny phantom crossover #damian wayne/dani phantom #do they have a ship name? probably but idk it sorry #this was fun!! damian is strong and smart and capable and he won't let this stop him! #sure it's a shock but what does that matter when he has the love of his life by his side!! #he can get through this! at least his girlfriend's brother/original/...father? can't get his knight to stab him #that's a point in truce day's favour - even if damian is regretting asking to be introduced #in ellie's defence she thought he knew! he's slightly liminal himself she just assumed he could pick it up! ... he could not. #when they actually get there damian loves it - he fits right in with all the ghosts #there's a little adjustment period where he is VERY prickly with everyone but he gets the hang of it very quickly #all the ghosts are very impressed with his willingness to throw down and he has to be reminded by a very stern ellie that it's TRUCE DAY #stop fighting!! #ah i really enjoyed this thank you for the prompt! i hope you enjoy it too!! #as always it came out a lot longer than i intended - i don't know why i even bothered with the whole 'five sentences' #it was obvious i wasn't going to stick to it smh #anyway i hope you liked it!! #(also but sorry i prefer to call her ellie sorry i know i'm in the minority here haha) #my writing #(shit how is it four in the morning eep) #cab writes

[originalcontent]

I can't find art of my ship anywhere so I GUESS that means I have to make it myself, here are some doodles.

#ugh i can't believe i have to make my own shipping fanart #tfw you're complaining to your sister that you can't find any content of them but then you remember you have the power #man i do not know how to draw kissing or hugging or any of that romantic stuff #mostly i just know how to put paragraphs of dialogue in between two talking heads #but this seems to be something of a rarepair even though they are obsessed with each other so i suppose i gotta try #karlach #lae'zel #shipping #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #karlzel #i think that's the ship name but i have found so little of them that i'm genuinely not sure #laelach #(just in case) #but come on they're perfect! they're sunshine/raincloud! dog energy/cat energy! tall/small! hot and cold! canonically into each other! #character who represses sadness and character who doesn't understand happiness! pretty girls who can both bench press each other! #considering what their banter looks like i don't get how this isn't a more popular pairing. who else does karlach wistfully sigh over? #my sister tells me that lae'zel is not well-liked by the wider fandom and that that may be why (so sorry if other people have bad taste) #or maybe people don't often put the barbarian and the fighter together in the same party at the same time #anyway now that you're 100% convinced feel free to draw them making out so that i don't have to k thx <3

[little-monsters26]

Listen here

I was just thinking of the silly idea that if Romeo and Carlo/P dated, since Romeo is the King of Puppet that would make Carlo/P the Queen. But then I realised that this statement as some truth in it compared to chess : in chess the King is the most important piece in the game and if attacked you lose - it made me think of when we beat Romeo suddenly the other puppets didn't have anyone to guide them and the monster took over (aslo the King don't move often just like Romeo is practically always in the Estella Opera House) , as for the Queen she is the most powerful piece in the game and can go practically however she likes - which made me think of Carlo/P who move around the city and defeat everyone in his way. They are also some other things that make me think of this but if I go on I'm going to rumble and this will take forever to read.

I also like to see the whole story of Lies of P as a giant chessboard with two side opposing each other : one is Simon and the monster, the other is Geppetto and the puppets. With how manipulative they both are I find it interesting.

Might talk more about the other characters as chess piece and their importance in the story so tell me if you would like it.

#Lies of P #Ah and sorry for my English I'm French BTW soooo #Lies of P Carlo #Carlo #Romeo #Lies of P Romeo #Carmeo #Promeo #Geppetto #Fuck this bitch btw #There are way to many ship name for these two I'm not putting all of them #Chess? #I guess #I don't know how to qualify what I just wrote #A theory? A finding ?? #Simon Magnus #Also fuck this bitch

[wonderwomanpleasesteponme]

Soulmate Maribat au where Damien's soulmate mark is a ladybug, Marinette has three soulmate marks a robin, a black cat and a snake, Adrien has two soulmate marks a ladybug and a snake and Luka also has two soulmate marks a ladybug and a black cat.

#dc #damian wayne #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #luka couffaine #maribat #daminette #Maridein #marinette x adrien #marinette x luka #I'm sorry i don't know the ship names #I got this idea while painting #The masterpiece obviously wasn't what i was painting #miraculous ladybug

[on-wednesdays-we-eat-the-rich]

Everyone knows the best ship dynamic is this:

Dark-haired lad who has some good old-fashioned mental health issues, and, more often than not, very pretty eyes

AND

Light-haired fella who is extremely Soft(TM) but would definitely, without hesitation, kill a man to protect their partner

#samfro #merthur #do nick and charlie have a ship name? #chick? narlie? charnick?? #they're all cursed I'm sorry #bagginshield #jonmartin #or as i like to call them: ✨The Marchivist✨ #(i did not come up with that name someone else did) #i know their characters don't specifically look like anything #I'm just going by what the most popular fanart looks like #ineffable husbands #there are so many ships oh my god #there are probably even more but these are just the ones i know #oh i just remembered another one #brotzly

[syncast-err0r]

realized i don't make enough crackship content anyways hear me out.

#they're t4t. hope this helps #the collector #the collector 2009 #saw #saw 2004 #arkin o'brien #adam faulkner stanheight #i don't think this is an original idea but like i need to be the most dedicated adam x arkin shipper actually #their ship name is AA battery bc their initials are both a and also they experience assault and battery #i cannot for the love of god think of a better ship name. i think it's funny tho #wait. hold on i got a better one #jailbreak #i know only arkin breaks out but like..... adam breaks ? #sorry. #that's it that's final that's what I'm calling them #kiln talks #jailbreak / aa battery

[4tlas-hyper]

Fuck this stupid fucking season 3-4 love triangle, Nya should just get together with Pixal so the two of them can destroy the patriarchy.

#rewatching ninjago and having some regrets #(there should be an au with samurai lesbians) #(if there isn't already one anyway) #ninjago #shitpost #(i don't know what the ship name for these two is i'm sorry) #(edit: its aparently samuraishipping which checks out) #samuraishipping

[frecklystars]

[starts sniffling and crying when seeing pictures of ryan gosling from the fall guy movie] oh ok it's that kind of night

#the ache in my chest... i dont know why it makes me teary #i should be looking forward to seeing a new ryan movie? to getting a new F/O? #so why am i crying huh why am i so sad that it's making me shed actual tears #is it because i'm worried it'll be just another F/O who i'm gonna afraid of? another F/O im conditioned to fear? #is it just gonna be another F/O that i've prematurely lost to my trauma? that i wouldnt be worthy of his love? or smth stupid like that #huh!!! what is it!!! i should be happy but its like a knife to the chest #vent #sorry i just needed to put this out into the void #i used to be so excited to get new F/Os but now it's like... it just hurts #I used to think 'oh! new bf/gf! kissed and thrown into the pile!' #now it's like 'oh. new person who would look at me and see someone so worthless' #i never used to be like this until i was abused and now its all i can do #i NEVER looked down on myself like this. i NEVER believed my F/Os would cast me aside #i never ever ever doubted that I'd be so wholeheartedly loved #but now it's all i know how to do #i don't even know his character's name and i'm already thinking he wouldn't love me back #that all of my pining isn't requited that all of my drawings and stories and animatics are so worthless #that all of my self ships are a joke. that all of my drawings and fics and animatics are a joke #that everything i've done to feel loved by these characters is hilariously incorrect #like who can possibly fathom that i am inherently lovable when im just used as. some. some punching bag #as my abuser put it. she's right. that's all im good for #my F/Os wouldnt see me as anything more

[ojamayellow]

If i don't get kissed by Starscream, Leozack, Skyfire or even Dinobot soon I will go nuts

#Kit.txt #What does this mean. Why these 4 #Well Ratchet and Wheeljack (gay sex) are also bots I wanna kiss but #Having weird emotions I wish they loved me #Okay technically dinobot would bite I think. I don't think he knows how to kiss #He can fantasise about primal kissing him but if dinobot tried to kiss first it'd end up a bite. Sorry Primal #What's the dinobot and primal ship name btw. I know I'm not the only one who likes it #Speaking of beasties ILL CONTINUE S3 EITHER TODAY OR TOMORROW. PROMMY

[emile-hides]

If you could make only ONE fairy tail ship of yours canon with the magic of your brain which ship would it be? Please ramble. 💚

Laxus/Freed no question about it. It's not even a contest.

Would I like the Levy/Lily/Gajeel polycule to be real? Yes, yes of course I would, but Gajeel/Levy is canon and that's enough for me.

Honestly out of all my Fairy Tail ships (which you can see a full list of Here on my Ship Blog) Laxus/Freed is the closest to canon, and the only one I'd think "Big Win" if it did go canon.

I've never cared much about a ship I like going canon anyway. It doesn't effect much other than the amount of people talking about it.

Honestly what I'd rather do is uncanon some ships.

Number 1 being Erza/Jellal. I have such a thing against Jellal and I apologize he deserved his redemption I'm glad he didn't just like. Die or vanish into obscurity but like! I hate the idea of him and Erza being a canon couple with children some day!! Hate it!! It puts a bad taste in my mouth. I hate being negative tho so I'm not gonna ramble about it too much...

You know what else I want to uncanon?? The ship that floats the whole damn story; Zeref/Mavis

I hate it I hate it I hate it so much I hate how fanon treats it all cute and shit when it's probably the canon most Dead Dove do Not Eat kind of content canon has given us. I don't hate it because it's Dead Dove, that's actually what's holding it together for me, what I hate about it is how integral to the plot it is, how True Love it's treated, how sweet and tragic and twisted by fate it's treated.

It's not! Any of those!! It's a 400 year old man falling in love with a 13 year old girl and yes she's 20 Years Old when he actually realizes what he feels is love but she's still!! Physically!!! Thirteen!!! That's the Point Of The Curse!!! And then!!!!! He impregnates her!!!! AFTER HE THINKS SHE DIES!!!! HELL-FUCKIN-O????

I LOVE Zeref, and I really like Mavis too, I love The Curse Of Contradiction inflicting them both, I love the twisted "love" Zeref feels for Mavis, I love his desperation to find something to love to cling to project on to to save him to fix him to make him feel human again, I love Mavis' bleeding heart, I love Mavis' desire to save Zeref to fix Zeref to make him whole because she's so ful lof love for the world around her and she can see he's suffering and need someone anyone to help him

I think they're story is wonderfully dark. I think Zeref's obsession with her is something I'd very normally adore reading about, but the way it's treated in canon and fanon as a wholesome romance lovers torn apart by fate Romeo and Juilet Bella and Edward bullshit really ruins the whole thing.

Zeref/Mavis is really fucked up and I think we should treat it as such. Not in a boo hate the artist hate the shippers way but in a fun acknowledgment of Dead Dove content way.

#Fairy Tail #Thankyou for asking #That got rambly but in the wrong direction sorry #I have very strong feelings about both Jellal and Zeref #Jellal tho is a rant for another day #Uuuuuuuuuuh I wanna tag anti for the ships I talked about but I don't know thier ship names uuuuuuh #Anti Jerza #Anti Zervis #There #Again sorry for being so negative and weird I just #I don't like when problematic ships get boiled down all Wholesome by canon #Fanon can do whatever they want to any ship y'all have fun #But when canon writes a necrophillia plot and then passes over it to treat the ship like True Love Saves All #Yeah that. That bugs me. #August buddy I love you I love what you add but you really added a layer to Zervis that the mangaka was not ready to tackle #If you like these ships good for you if this went into your ship tag I apologize #Ship and let ship I need to get my brain empty so I apologize for my rambles #Thankyou Zayne for your ask I'm sorry I ran the opposite direction with it

[shima-draws]

for some reason, i remember someone (maybe the person who coined the shipname) saying lakehouse was a reference to some sort of song or show???? don't remember the exact details but like... not everyone is gonna know the reference

Yeah somebody said it's from a movie that I've literally never heard of before aklsdnsakdn

Just stick to smth that makes sense within the confines of Pokemon. Knowing the reference of a movie from 2006 isn't a universal experience

#Shima answers questions #Also I read the plot of the movie and even then it doesn't make sense with the ship name?? #A mailbox sending letters through time doesn't. Fit #Like the time thing sure. But that's the only thing #You could use a million other time travel movie references to name it and it would have the same layer of separation #Like Backtothefutureshipping. Or Interstellarshipping. #I'M SORRY I'm not trying to rag on it like #If you wanna use the name go for it #But seeing as I have never heard of the movie before today and therefore didn't get the reference #I'm just gonna stick to Paradoxshipping. Bc what do you know. That's a universal term for anybody who's played SV #I don't think all of you grasp exactly HOW to name Pokemon ships properly wheeze #Pokemon SV #Pokemon #Pokemon Scarlet and Violet

[spyroforlife]

Doc thought he could dominate Cleo, but as things get going, he realizes that what he really wanted was for things to go the other way around. She is more than happy to oblige, and Doc gets to find out just how intensely her fire can burn.

Word Count: 7,359

Rating: Explicit

One-Shot

you see Doc/Cleo femdom. You click

#this is the third fic on AO3 for this specific pairing ahaha #hermitshipping #hermitshipblr #docm77 #zombiecleo #docleo #writing #my writing #lemon #look I'm sorry but I don't think that ship name I used for them #is actually a commonly searched tag #so I had to just tag them #it's fine #if they themselves see this then uhh pft hewwo. i apologize for nothing #I saw a short clip of Doc trying to intimidate Cleo and utterly failing #and was like 'hm. you know what. I want her to wreck him' #so-