#i'd pass out

[wtfjd95]

#not my video #jess uses tiktok #rhea ripley #wwe smackdown #wwe rhea ripley #monday night raw #rhea ripley x reader #i'd pass out #if she even just looked at me #wwe

[delusionalbitchinthehouse]

Mountain doing the infamous Mr Darcy hand flex. That's it, that's what my brain came up with.

#i'd pass out #mountain ghoul #nameless ghouls #the band ghost

[idiotsofoz]

dallon. fake blood this era please

#i'd pass out

[mirick-vn]

our teacher told us to write an essay about any topic we'd like

sir, prepare to read paragraphs upon paragraphs about asexuality and aromanticism and how platonic relationships are just as good as everything else and not everyone has to have romance and sex in their lives to be fulfilled

#i'd say i pulled an all nighter for this but i passed out somewhere around 1am and now im cramming everything 2hours before school #but still #this is for the grades #and for the world to know that we exist and we're valid #asexual #asexuality #aromantic #aroace #aspec #aroace pride #asexuals are valid

[becca-e-barnes]

Sub Bucky and a breeding kink 💀 dead unlived it's one of my favourite things 😌

This is pretty high up there on my list of dream fantasies 🥵 these are two of my biggest weaknesses, don't even look at me rn

One of life's greatest joys is cuddling with the other person's head resting on your chest so you can play with their hair and rub their shoulders. I love that shit, having someone else's body weight on you is so comforting.

I imagine that's something Bucky would really enjoy too. It's so soft and sweet and tender and getting to feel cared for would really appeal to him.

But that's up until his hands work their way under your top, up over your bare skin so he's able to cup your breasts and bury his face between them while he's getting his hair played with. Life's pleasures don't get much simpler than that.

After a few moments he shifts slightly, tugging the neckline of your shirt out of the way to give himself space to kiss and nip your skin. All of a sudden he's desperate and it's beautiful to watch.

"Please." He whispers between frantic kisses, flicking his tongue over the stiff peak of your nipple before engulfing it with his warm, eager mouth.

"Please, what?" You tease, tugging on his hair just a little for emphasis.

He groans, frustrated by his own lack of coherence, pulling his mouth from your nipple. "Please let me put a baby in you."

That's not what you were expecting but fuck, he makes it sound pretty appealing.

"Bucky-" You begin but he cuts you off, giving your other nipple the same attention as he gave the first. God, that's distracting.

"You'd make. Such. A pretty. Mommy." He whispers, kissing his way down your body until he reaches the bottom seam of your top. From there, he pulls it off, letting it fall to the floor before removing the rest of your clothes.

"You'd look so pretty with a little baby bump." His huge hand rests on your bare tummy, imaging how your body would change.

"I want it, Buck." You mean it too. It doesn't sound like such a bad idea when he's taking his clothes off.

"I know you want it." He groans, rubbing the tip of his dick against your soaked core. "Y-you're so wet."

He presses his hips forward, sliding inside you and you can't explain it but you swear it feels different this time.

"Don't even think about pulling out." You cup his face in your hands, keeping his eyes on you and you almost worry he's going to fuck himself senseless into you. "I want you to make me a mommy. You're going to give me every single drop of cum and when it starts to drip out of me, you're going to fuck it back in."

His head falls onto your shoulder, sobbing a pathetic moan against your already hot skin. The pace of his thrusts matches his need, his hips slamming into yours and when he finally gives in, he cums inside you with your legs clamped around his waist, making sure he couldn't pull out even if he wanted to.

#asks answered <3 #becca writes spice #anon #sub!bucky #subby bucky #this is one of those fantasies that's nice in my head #I think I'd like to be at that point in my life but it's absolutely not where I'm at rn #maybe some day tho #I started writing a new series yesterday #making a lil moodboard #excited to post the concept #can't decide if I want each chapter to feel like a continuation of the one before #or if I want the chapters to be more detached from each other with time passing in between #might actually space it out over a weekend? #I took my lil granny out for lunch today and she's just the cutest #she usually comes up to ours for Sunday lunch but my parents were out this weekend #so I made her dinner last night and took it down to her and I asked if she wanted to go out for Sunday lunch for a change #she made me book the table right there in front of her so she'd be able to look forward to it 🥺 #I sat with her for over an hour yesterday evening and she smiled nearly the whole time #she's too cute I swear

[mariana-oconnor]

#Baldur's Gate 3 #BG3 #Shadowheart #Gale of Waterdeep #The Underdark is Going Well #When I finally managed to get there because the game wouldn't let me fast travel out of the Mountain Pass until I'd had another long rest #Also I keep seeing pictures of Early Access Gale and it freaks me out #Early Access Gale isn't real and he can't hurt me #I find him very upsetting #He is not as friend-shaped #My current mission is actually to find a way to get Astarion's approval up at least a little bit #He's the only companion still in Neutral #I've got 3 exceptional #2 fair #and the vampire still doesn't gaf #I am determined that he will be my friend #whether he likes it or not #He's right on the cusp of fair #I will get him there #Without brutally murdering everyone #I think I misstepped in a couple of conversations where I could have got approval and instead just didn't get anything #I might never get him to exceptional #But I will get him to good at least

[canisalbus]

Building up on both of does anon posts, Machete and Vasco being historical figures that make waves every so often on tumblr feels very canon and not too far from actual tumblr's favourite historical figures.

And also, I feel that Machete shouldn't go that unnoticed by scholars. Being this powerful member of the clergy that escaped many assassination attempts before being killed and had a personal relationship with the pope. Like this man was a deathly and important part of the inquisition, but also left behind rumours of a same-sex relationship with a married politician.

I can definitely see him becoming a point of interest for some historians, especially does who studied the inquisition or the clergy. That's probably how Vasco's paintings of him got discovered and documented and how their relationship stopping being considered a rumour started by his now-death enemies, but an actual theory with some weight behind it.

Idk why but I'm becoming very invested in the ways history would treat and remember them, way too many scandals and drama for them to be forgotten in time.

You do make a very convincing point.

People are getting so invested in their hypothetical in-universe reputation and are clearly putting some serious thought into it and it's getting me hyped up as well ;_;

#answered #anonymous #Vaschete scenarios #the fact that the modern au takes place on the same timeline and works as sort of a reincarnation situation kind of complicates things #I'd either have to figure out how to keep the present day iterations from ever learning too much about their 'previous selves' #which can be a little tricky since history is something they're interested in #or tone down the resemblance and similarities enough that they could pass as a weird but plausible coincidence #I'm probably thinking about this too hard it doesn't matter that much

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

Can I offer them a bunch of groceries? The idea of them running low on supplies worries me ;v;

Horror: FUCK- YEAH- I M ean- yeah. thank you. this is appreciated s'much thank you-

(Creator sidenote: i can't draw grocery bags)

#horror sans #food #groceries #Horror is trying to hold it together as one of three uninjured people but his fear of running out of food lingers #and Nightmare finally passed out after staying awake longer than he normally would #Horror and Dust have a lot on their metaphorical plates #Horror would be super happy if Cross would rest instead of moving around so much #i'd say the same for Killer but he can't walk so instead it's just the fact he keeps falling out of bed ghsdjkfhsd #the grocery bags are actually fairly big Horror is just Super Fucking Tall (TM) #queue

[indilaras]

process of elimination

this is the kind of quality content that happens when you're an Alhaitham main with Cyno's sense of humor.

ID: an eight panel comic in grayscale, featuring Cyno, Tighnari, Kaveh, and Alhaitham from Genshin Impact. Panel 1. Cyno is sitting at a table with a cup of wine, one hand gesturing to the air. He is saying, "Why does Alhaitham say 'The process of elimination!' while performing his Elemental Burst? Because he eliminates enemies with it." Panel 2. Tighnari and Kaveh at the same table. Tighnari has his hands in front of his exasperated face, and he is sighing. Next to him is a cup of wine. Kaveh is looking somewhat anxious, sweating. He’s spilling his wine on the table just as he’s about to drink it. He says, “Uh… Cyno...." Panel 3. Alhaitham has a hand on the chair next to Cyno's, and is silent, expressed with ellipsis, as he looks at him. Cyno is facing the front and not him, saying "hm? what?" His cup is on the table, to his side. Panel 4. Alhaitham and Cyno now sit next to each other, and Alhaitham takes the cup. Cyno is facing him, asking, "Oh, Alhaitham. Did you hear my joke?" Panel 5. Alhaitham is holding up the cup, and says with a flat expression, "You mean my joke. You did a surface-level analysis of the multi-layered joke that I made. Unless... the noble General Mahamatra has resorted to blatant plagiarism?" Panel 6 is split into three reaction shots. Cyno has a sparkle in his eye, while Tighnari and Kaveh look shocked and bewildered. Narration/thought bubbles say, collectively, "He says that as a joke on purpose?" Panel 7. Alhaitham is sitting and drinking with a smirk, while Cyno stands up with his hands on the table, looking excited. Cyno: "Hah! Of course not." Alhaitham: "Uh-huh. Sure." Cyno: "And I'm well aware of the full complexity at play here." Alhaitham: "Oh, really?" Cyno: "Mmhmm." Alhaitham: "Why don't you explain it to me in great detail." Below that is a shouting speech bubble saying, in all-caps, "WAIT-- NO-- !!" and a smaller one with fox ears to imply Tighnari speaking, saying "augh". Panel 8. Alhaitham is smiling softly with flower effects around him as he looks at Cyno who is rambling about the joke with his eye sparkling. In front of them, looking away, is an annoyed Kaveh yelling, "BOSS! Another round for this table! and put it on hthm's (Alhaitham's) tab...!" Tighnari is next to him, hands on his folded ears, eyes closed, muttering, "Archons save us, there's two of them now...." End ID.

Also here's the unobscured joke ramble:

So I've gone over the 'elimination' as in eliminating enemies already. While simple, it is genius in how easily applicable it is in every fight, from Spectres exploding to Treasure Hoarders escaping. Other than that, the full phrase 'process of elimination' itself refers to a logical method to identify an entity of interest among several others by excluding all other entities; this is likely the obvious meaning that you want others to catch first. After all, you once went on about your strategy in combat being "finding the weakest link" before letting everything else resolve itself, so it seems like an obvious connection. Hence why I didn't start from there. We also can't forget the use of the word 'process' is also relevant, since typically you start the fight with your Burst, hence this line starting the process of eliminating your foes.

#genshin impact #genshin #my art #cyhaino #cytham #haino #cyno #alhaitham #al haitham #tighnari #kaveh #genshin comic #genshin fanart #digital comics #cyno jokes #image description #THIS STUPID JOKE TOOK ME LIKE THREE ISH MONTHS TO TELL OH MY GOD #i got this idea in february because i'd been playing hthm for a while and kept hearing that line. but i sketched it in march i think? #it was supposed to be four panels but it spiraled into eight because of course #anyway. behold. after i reblog this to my main and post on hoyolab im gonna pass out. peace <3 #long post

[wolfythewitch]

Wolfy I need help, I’m a classics senior and somehow I’ve never read the Iliad, are there any moments similar to Telemachus and menelaus listening to songs of the past, or Odysseus bawling his eyes out disguised as a beggar hearing music performed about his fallen comrades?

Uhhhhhh there the scene in book 6 with hector and his son astyanax, there's the iconic scene with Priam and Achilles, there's that one scene of Helen talking to Priam about the Greek kings and her brothers who she didn't know were dead if those count agdhdb

#giadadraven #wolfy tedtalks #I'd try to remember more but im about to pass out #oh and the funeral games

[eziosofia]

Some thoughts on AC: Nexus (Monteriggioni missions)

Look at this portrait Leonardo painted of Ezio, Claudia and Maria! 🥺

Claudia's back, looking fabulous while bullying her brother! 😘

Also really love her assassin outfit in this!

#assassin's creed #ezio auditore #claudia auditore #maria auditore #ac nexus #gaming #watching it on youtube since i would never be able to play vr 😅 #two minutes in i'd have the largest headache and i'd pass out

[piratekane]

Kate pauses, the coffee pot titled over her to-go mug as the freshly-brewed dark roast starts to fill it. “Another undercover assignment? For both of us?” Lucy carefully takes the pot from Kate, leveling it off before all 8 ounces end up on the counter. “Cool, right? A joint undercover operation. Thelma and Lousie, teaming up to take on the bad guys.”

i do, you do, we do - the imagined opening and closing scenes of NCIS: Hawai'i season 3, episode 4 (aka The Newlyweds episode).

#i send this out forth into the world like a small bird i hope will come back to me #it's been a hot minute hasn't it #kacy #ncis: hawai'i #kate whistler #lucy tara #remember when only the first five tags counted for anything? ahh the passing of time #if you like this i'd love to know and if you didn't well i can't help you i just type the words in the order they appear in my mind #be gentle enjoy reading hug your pets and don't do drugs kid #get your fix at 10pm on monday nights on cbs like the rest of us #also some of this corny BUT SO ARE THEY

[agentark]

in the span of maybe an hour, clara oswald goes from, "I already know - don't say it." to, "people like you and me should say things to each other" and I'll never get over it

she literally gets pulled out of time the moment before her death and learns he's been clawing his way back to her for 4.5 BILLION years?? Just to save her??? I would also suddenly and urgently have words

#doctor who #clara oswald #12th doctor #twelveclara #you say goodbye to the person who's most important in the whole universe to you #things between you are left unsaid but not unknown #and then just before your heart stops beating - he's there?? #but he's frantic and desperate and angry and not entirely himself and when you look in his eyes #you know it's been more than a few minutes for him #but BILLIONS of years??? #(Clara's stronger than me I'd pass out or go catatonic from the sheer enormity of that realization) #of course you have to say something in the face of something so terrible and beautiful #and frankly he's too consumed by grief and anger to hear her #but I imagine whatever she said was both a confession and a plea to never do that on her behalf again #dw #i think even at the end clara doesn't quite grasp the sheer depth of his love for her until then #and she never wanted to die - but she didn't want him to do THAT; that level of devotion was unfathomable #god im obsessed with them #when is it my turn

[gunsandaprons]

Robin! Clover! Other person who’s off-camera! How have ya’ll been doing these days?

"We’re just happy to get everyone out of the Underground and experiencin’ what the Surface World has to offer! It’s been pretty funny watchin’ folks get startled by stuff that’s normal to us!"

"Remember when Mr. Starlo thought a deer was a horse?"

"Yup. Nearly got his teeth kicked in. Needless to say, movin’ fellas up to the Surface has been… a work in progress."

#UTDR #UTY #Clover UTY #Kindness Soul #Gun Apron Story #Gun Apron Answers #Gun Apron Comic #Clover #Robin #Can you imagine going your entire life living underground and then leaving the underground and seeing an animal that didn't come from there #I think I'd pass out in fear

[canisalbus]

I noticed you've been making more art of Machete and Vasco after they met again as adults - is this canon? Do they get to rekindle their friendship after all, or is it still brief and bittersweet? (I love your characters and art, btw!)

Thank you! I'm glad you like them!

It's canon, I believe. After their confusing and apprehensive friends-to-lovers involvement ended in their early 20's, their paths end up crossing again unexpectedly in their mid 30's and things gradually grow from there.

#answered #kf-tea #it's not the steadiest alliance #Vasco has been stuck in a forced lavender marriage for nearly a decade but he's out of the closet to his wife by that point #their union is more like close platonic friendship than that of a husband and wife and they're largely comfortable like that #they've agreed to see other people for the common good #they're great parents and keep up the appearances well I don't think anyone suspects anything #in that day and age divorce simply isn't an option especially if you're a public figure and have a family reputation to keep up #Machete obviously isn't permitted to have sentimental or intimate relations of any kind #the two of them live in separate cities so it's more like a sporadic long distance thing #Vasco is a politician and an ambassador so he takes regular business trips to Rome which is convenient #maybe Machete gets to visit him in Florence on occasion but usually it's the other way around #but between those weeks and sometimes months pass #if their relationship lasts until the end they get a good 8-9 years in so I'd say it counts as a committed long term thing for sure #or at least that's the current idea and order of events #Vasco #Machete