#kf-tea

[canisalbus]

I noticed you've been making more art of Machete and Vasco after they met again as adults - is this canon? Do they get to rekindle their friendship after all, or is it still brief and bittersweet? (I love your characters and art, btw!)

Thank you! I'm glad you like them!

It's canon, I believe. After their confusing and apprehensive friends-to-lovers involvement ended in their early 20's, their paths end up crossing again unexpectedly in their mid 30's and things gradually grow from there.

#answered #kf-tea #it's not the steadiest alliance #Vasco has been stuck in a forced lavender marriage for nearly a decade but he's out of the closet to his wife by that point #their union is more like close platonic friendship than that of a husband and wife and they're largely comfortable like that #they've agreed to see other people for the common good #they're great parents and keep up the appearances well I don't think anyone suspects anything #in that day and age divorce simply isn't an option especially if you're a public figure and have a family reputation to keep up #Machete obviously isn't permitted to have sentimental or intimate relations of any kind #the two of them live in separate cities so it's more like a sporadic long distance thing #Vasco is a politician and an ambassador so he takes regular business trips to Rome which is convenient #maybe Machete gets to visit him in Florence on occasion but usually it's the other way around #but between those weeks and sometimes months pass #if their relationship lasts until the end they get a good 8-9 years in so I'd say it counts as a committed long term thing for sure #or at least that's the current idea and order of events #Vasco #Machete

[desertfangs]

During one of his many phases with new technology, Armand carried a pocket recorder to record his passing thoughts, and, most annoying to Daniel, snippets of whatever Daniel was talking about at the time. Armand would argue and say he's just doing what Daniel already did, "isn't that how you recorded Louis? I'm just giving you the same experience, Daniel." But Daniel would be talking about something, asking about getting something to drink or looking around and thinking he's having a conversation with Armand, only to see that Armand has the recorder near his face and now the moment is immortalized in cassette form.

This is so good! I love the idea of Armand recording Daniel in audio form and when he protests just saying, "This was your job, wasn't it? Surely you're not uncomfortable having your voice on tape." Totally missing the point that Daniel was recording agreed upon conversations, not randomly recording snippets of someone complaining about the heat or trying to order Chinese delivery.

And then Armand listening to the tapes later is cracking me up. I can imagine Daniel going through a box of cassettes, many labeled stuff like "Daniel, August 79" and it's just the most random snippets of Daniel talking to Armand or other people or on the phone, sometimes with the television in the background. And Armand refuses to throw any of them away.

This is amazing, thank you for sharing! We often have Armand with a camera but rarely with a tape recorder and I'm digging it!

#vcheadcanonfriday #armand #armand/daniel #daniel molloy #devil's minion #vc headcanons #vc #vampire chronicles #answers in the desert #kf-tea #this is so good #just the image of daniel trying to say something only to notice the mic in face #LOL LOL so good

[cheeziswin]

Depressed but vibing

honestly probably the most concise and accurate description 😂

#knick knasks #kf-tea

[sangcreole]

How do you like to spend your nights, nowadays? Any particular hobbies?

“I survived the last two years without resorting to sourdough starters, if that’s what you’re asking.” A small huff of laughter is exhaled through his nose as he leans back, arms crossed over his chest. 

“I did attempt to delve into the crypto-currency market for a few months, though I found it utterly distasteful. Lestat and I attended a taxidermy class last month, which was...not exactly the kind of date night I anticipated, but interesting nonetheless. Most nights, though, I spend my time people watching. Nothing could possibly describe the joy of seeing the city filled with people again; hearing their voices echo and mingle, the chaotic dueling pianos ripping through the night air against the thrum of the crowd. It feels like New Orleans again.”

#kf-tea #//thank you for sending!! #*【 ❛ I don't believe I want to give simple answers. I think I want to tell the real story. ❜ 】 ➤ Answered

[covenofthearticulate]

Newest addition to my Wall of Louis (courtesy of @kf-tea!!)

#i’m totally normal about this fictional character :) #i’m so stoked though like each version of Louis is so different and so beautiful!!!!! #kf tea #fan art

[becdecorbin]

omg you guys 😭 thank youuuu

#astringofmadhousefloozies #qhazomb #thegrindragon #kf tea #but yeah i sure do love big fellas in all senses of the word heehoo

[just-slightly-chayotic]

new habit unlocked: i can't stop doodling saturns everywhere

#this is what i do instead kf taking notes in class #i'm so booored #i can't tell if my brain isn't working #or my prof isn't making any sense #tea's ramblings

[goodparrotsoup]

Found this cool decent picrew please look at it I swear I'm not cringe pl

Made all the fancy Nogard rulers because w

We got 2nd Queen (with only one of their council members because idk I guess the other guy sucks or something I wouldn't know. Also no it's not the bird on them it's oNe of the next guys stupid how could you even think that obviously you don't know the lore of my super important oc. Infact, my oc is so great that they're a real, living person)

Anyway moving on

Next we have Lady Truth from their own city called the City of Truth yes it's a very appropriate city name

Next we have the one person any of you would actually ever recognize

Sir fucking Sun's Ocean or whatever

Oh, that's not the name you know?

What about Sirk

Or

Knight

No?

KN

still none?

What about Barney the purple knight 💜💜💜

Oh shit OMG it's queen 2s fucking boyfriend fr the one council member that actually made it on here for some reason

Trans man trans man omg I can add that to the tags and I'll be Tumblr famous it's pride month yooooooo

Hehehe and not only is this one transmask but we've got transfem queen 2 alSo double whammy!

/j, don't queerbait, kids.

Who wants some cringe ass random VatP lore?!!?! YAYYYY

this is the guy who actually owns all the red griffins and feather people not Fox.

Fox just took the opportunity to get you at your weakest point, right after a tough battle.

sTupid

And finally holy shit saved the best for last this one actually looks so cool I mean-

1st Queen, Abyss Lady, KN's Forbidden Sister, Lady Lizzard, here to give all her little animals an existential crisis! (Coming 2023, on Ao3! Mark your calendars!!!!)

There's a reason she's banished to the bottom of the ocean 🌊 ❤️❤️❤️

#picrew #secret lore for VesselandthePlayers that nobody wanted #i just did that so it now shows up when you search for vatp #im not sorry #i get ALL YHE TEA #i should know all kf vatps secretd #its also definitely hydra system saga related #you know #the classic hss #ok heres my plan #kick out the seccond council guy that didn't make it in #snd become all powerful #watch me.do it #that guy is really knly on their council because they killed him once and then they felt bad #so whAt if i just DIED????!!!!!!! #boom #foolproof #lets go #off to jump into a valcano #goodbye to my one follower!!

[delicate-little-honeysuckle]

Quick reminder for myself and anyone who needs it: I am not morally obligated to finish my tea before I go to bed. I shouldn't make myself stay up later solely to finish the tea because I'd feel bad wasting it. I'm under no obligation to finish the tea.

I don't have to force myself to keep doing something out of guilt. I do not need to finish my tea to go to bed, I can simply go to bed.

#self soothing mantra #the past couple weeks ive been trying to stop feeling guilty for not being perfect or 100% neat and orderly #but no one is! and i dont hold even my closest loved ones to those standards so its unfair #to myself if i have the same standard for me #ive logically known that for years but getting (minor) surgery the other week has made me sort kf #recontextualise my disabilities and struggles and take a step back and stop feeling guilt for living differently #ive just been holding on to “maybe if im perfect enough life will be easier” but life is easier when i relax more #and let myself rely on accomodations even if i dont “need”need them #and honestly just letting myself relax and rely on others these past weeks has been lovely #so im not forcing myself to finish tea i dont want to finish and ill go to bed early instead of worrying about the tea

[desertfangs]

Oh my goodness, Happy Birthday, Cat! I hope you get to take advantage of the weekend and do something nice for yourself!

Thank you so much, Klay! 💖 Honestly having a three day weekend is like a birthday gift all on its own sometimes! I will definitely take some time to do something fun and enjoy surviving around rotation of the Earth!

#kf-tea #answers in the desert

[fish-at-fish-fish-resort]

So what's the OC/sona ratio of Mahi. Like is putting him in situations putting you in situations by proxy, or is he more a little autonomous guy that you put a big chunk of yourself into but like he also has some of his own shit going on

yes.

#fish at fish fish resort #double qq milk tea #splatoon oc #i have to admit i dont even know like. both. depends. maybe. on one hand it STARTED as just a sona #so basically translating my life to splatoon #and then i started adding things and changing stuff and then it went into this grey area that its STILL sott of me #but also got their own shit going on and kinda is just a dude with a lot of me in them #really depends on the situarion on putting them in #sometimes thats just my stand in for splatoon the situations are situations kf the me #but other times those are situations that the fish is a blorbo im playing with like a doll #yknow???

[d43vilish]

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watching/ listening to breakdowns abt artist dramas is so fun. i remember back when i first listened to what happened with tea and i rly blindly believed that they were the worst artist alive lmao. but some years ago i found pondersprocket's vid abt the entire situation and it rly helped me understand everything (and it also made me wonder why was i so dumb back when i was 12 lol). no but like my little adhd brain was so happy a few nights ago when i was doing my nails & rewatching ponder. i was also playing honkai and it was sm fun ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و

#artist drama is fun #not in the wrong way tho lmfao #kiwifarms was WILD abt tea #kinda sad it got shut down i was thinking of revisiting all of the dumb shit nonlifers had said on kf #400+ page threads for someone that draws vent art & does commisions (•᷄ࡇ•᷅ ;) #literally how sad can ur life be #also the lolcow thread is still up #why tho #didnt everyone cnp tea's doxxed address in there too?? #i remember at some point one anon claimed to be tea's mom #:skull:

[girls4etho]

next niigo event should be ena axemurdering her dad

#i need to cry into a cup kf tea about her latest event im finally finishing it

[dokyeomini]

the peach buble tea is also good but a biiit too sweet for me

#i think i prefer the tea kf the other place but the pearls of this one #also the taro was so fucking good #well it's nice that i have a go to order at both places now :)

[kagakuoniryu]

Part 2 of the alastor x reader I written when I wasn't feeling well at all

Summary : a new guest you knew from your past life arrive at the hotel, she was that one person who bullied you throigh high school, but she mooks too angelic to be guilty

Code : E/n (ennemy/name)

Tags : fem reader, etablished relationship, angst for the most part, there will maybe be a part 2, mentions of bullying, reader is TRAUMATIZED, english is not my first language, may have some inaccuracy about the show since I'm just projecting, and of course probably ooc characters

After that talk in alastor's room, you hardly left yours limiting contact with everyone...

Well, mostly everyone, nifty still passed by everyday to clean up a bit and chase the boug, you were thankful for it, she didn't treated you differently, she was the same sadistic, boys driven, bug hater lady you met, and you could talk her ears off

"Niff ? What do you think about E/n ?" You started warily, you never openly talked to her about it surprisinly until now

"Oh I hate her !"

Shocked you asked her to go on ; E/n, hated ? The E/n you knew...Well...she presented to others ?!

"Why is that ? Did something went wrong ? Did she hurt you ?!"

"She always interrupt my dead roack show ! She says it's weird and disgusting ! She even killed a roach before I could and that is an heinous crime"

You gulped, noting mentally that to stay in nifty's good side, you better let her kill the roaches herself

"But...isn't it weird how everyone like her ? And how they think she's genuinely nice ? Even alastor likes her !"

"And everyone likes alastor until they he shows his nature !" With that nifty finally stabbed that roach she was after

"You...have a good point...she's showing them what they want to gain what she wants...but...what does she wants...?"

"I don't know ! I have a lot of cleaning to do ! Goodbye !"

"Wait nifty !"

And the door was closed, you sighed, well...it was good for as long as it lasted you guessed...you needed a plan, but you couldn't think clearly in this hotel...you couldn't go to Rosie too...she ADORED E/n and they had their regular tea party...crashing to your friends place weren't use at all, one they adored her, two, it was still the hotel and three, since your words with angel you kinda ghosted them all, thinking they couldn't hurt yiu if you ghosted them before that ; your fiancee radio station maybe ? No, too obvious, and he spend all his goddamn time up there...and he isn't the exact definition of "privacy"...you thought for a second about mimzy, but that girl hated your guts for no reason...or well...maybe because alastor humiliated her last time...

Finally, a bell rang in your head ; alastor ! That's your solution ! He gave you a spare key of his actual house outside of the hotel, and he barely goes there since he is in his tower during the day and at the hotel at night !

Picking minimal stuff, just a few clothes, a notepad and a pencil, even leaving your proposal ring behind, not wznting to be distracted by alastor himself you rushed outside, surprising everyone in the lobby until you came crashing down into alastor

"My, my, my dear, someone here is in a rush"

"Uh yeah...I needed fresh air, you know, the old stuff, figured I could go camping ?"

Alastor's gaze darkened as he looked at your ring finger, well, lack of ring on your ring finger

"And does camping prevent you from wearing you ring ? Or perhaps you youngster has a different definitiln of camping that back in my day, because decades ago, men could hunt even with they wedding ring, and yet you can't sleep with it on ?"

"I just wanted some alone time, calm down al' if anything, send a shadow my way kf you don't trust me, I know you don't anyway for a few weeks now"

Without letting him finish you left the hotel, you almost feel pity to charlie, she'll have a very pissy alastor in her hands until you come back

Arriving at alastor's home you let yourself in, now you needed to brainstorm !

One hour...

Two hours...

Three hours...

Three hours and about 3 cups of tea in...you have little next to nothing for an idea...how the hell are you gonna show this pest real face ?! You needed a real confrontation with her, but she'll never gave it to you, and if she did, she would have a backup plan, just like when you were alive...alive...

That's it !

One of your imps friend that owe you one could go to the living world ! He could retrieve your phone and you could prove your point !

Getting everything ready, and after many days, the phone in your hands, you plugged it in for it to charge and once at 100 % your rushed to the hotel

"Guys ! I got my phone back I-"

Entering the hotel, they were all playing a board game together, not caring about where you went...but you've been gone for at least a good week or two now...did you mattered so little ?

"O-oh...Y/n...you're here ! We...uh...were playing monopoly ! You...wanna join us ?"

Charlie tried akwardly, chukling nervously at your empty expression

"No, I was happy to prove my point, but I guess it's no use, she is better than me anyway, charlie, I guess you can take an other sinner in...I quit the hotel..."

You missed the way her eyes showed her heartbreak at this sight of you, giving up, she really failed you this time ; as you went upstair to make your bags, the boarding game night was ruined, and alastor teleported right into your room

"Hello ma chère (my dear), may I know where you're planning on going ?"

"I don't know al, far ? You all won it, always pushing me to the side, y'all fucking won it"

"I believe such swearing isn't proper in a ladie's mout-"

"Well for once I'll fucking swear if I'll fucking please al ! Because none of you wwants to believes in me ! You knew me long her and you choose her ! Just...go and date her ! It's her speciality to just date whoever has been with me before anyway..."

"What do you mean...? Y/n...?"

No terms of endearment there, that was rare for alastor, even before you both started dating he was affectionnate and using pet names, he always does with women, just a way to make them feel appreciated

"What do you mean 'what do I mean' you didn't knew how my ex boyfriend cheated on me with her and that's why we stopped being friends ?!"

"No, actually...she told us the other way around, that she found her perfect someone...and that you tried to seduce him and flirt with him and when he exposed you you bullied her"

"Bullied her ?! She made my life hell before getting down here ! After I blocked her everywhere she used our common friend she turned against me or even her sister's social media to stalk me down !"

"Well, my dear, I do want to believes you, you know I love you, but I can't without proper proof"

Taking your phone's out of your pocket, and guiding alastor because of his obvious lack of modern technology skills, you showed him your call journal from that time, the recording, the screenshots, everything that proved you were in your right mind

"Well...my beloved, it seems I owe you an apology, with her honey words it seems I lowered my guard and lacked dicernment, could you forgive me ?"

Alastor put in hand gently on your cheek, lifting your face, you nuzzled against his hand before hugging him tight

"Apology accepted...and thank you...thank you so much for listening, even if it costed you to use modern technology"

"As long as you delete that picture I took by accident"

"I'll make it my wallpaper~"

"I'll rip this thing piece by piece"

Going downstairs with alastor was a relief, like a gentleman he offered his arms for you to hold onto as charlie jumped on you

"I'm SOOOO sorry to have neglected your feeling Y/n please !! I didn't mean to ! You were a good friend of all of us and would all feel awful if you were to really leave !!" She started, before being interrupted by alastor

"Well, my dear charlie, it seems someone is still leaving, but not our dear Y/n, someone who's suprisingly not that keen on getting redeemed it seems"

You saw E/n visibly tense as alastor grabs her rather forcefully

"Could you PLEASE tell all the others persons present here what happened between you and my lovely Y/n over here back when you were alive"

"I...I already told you didn't I...? She bullied me ! Y/n is just a mean bully and I always felt uneasy around her" E/n tried to defend herself, nervously sweating

"Really, care to explain this ? My dear best friend" you showed one of the most incriminating piece you had on your phone to the others, making their eyes go wide, and all fell into pieces, E/n wasn't trying to redeem, she was trying to ruin your life, all over again

She felt that for some reasons, many years ago, you were better than her, and that she needed what you had, by any mean and any ways, instead of finding her own hapiness she wanted to steal yours

Vaggie and alastor both kicked her out, charlie tried to say maybe she could be redeemed, but when alastor said that if he saw that girl put a foot near the hotel again he would turn her into jambalaya for everyone to eat...she was feeling rather discouraged

But that was okay, one bad sinners couldn't stray her from her dream ! Everyone in the hotel also apologized in their own way for not believing you and putting back through all your traumas all over again, and of course you forgave them

Alastor also made you a special contract this night, you could pet his ears, all night long, if the next day you didn't told the others about it

And of course you took the deal

~THE END~

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Well, I don't know if this one was longer or shorter than the previous part, I went along with the random imp going back on earth as an easter egg of helluva boss and also because I was stuck in my story !

It's nice to have a catharsis like this to be honest, I don't know if I'll write request or just silly story in one or multiple parts for hazbin hotel you can still send some in if yoj feel like it, just know that I'd be delighted to write for alastor again, he's my all time fav of the show

I hope you enjoyed it !!!

#writing #alastor x reader #alastor #hazbin alastor #alastor angst #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel #angst #x reader

[becdecorbin]

So going through what you've said about Marquis Snapdragon, he was born a very large child who was eating his family out of house and home and was abandoned, then Laistrygon adopted him and taught him magic, and also maybe how to change size at will? So is Marquis' large size something that he would have naturally grown into (being what, 16 feet tall?), or is that something he learned from being taught from a Giant Wizard? (I love these characters, btw!)

not only was he very hungry as a child, he was also as strong as an adult so imagine trying to restrain a rowdy child that can easily throw you down without meaning to!

aaand his size may be genetics and whatever other weird quirks he may have inherited from Laistrygon (since his exact biological makeup is a mystery), Lais mostly taught him shapeshifting when Marquis was young, altering his size would have come later, but Marquis has been neglecting his magic studies.

also, thank you! 😭

#marquis snapdragon #laistrygon #asks #kf tea