#i was the first in the tag.

[transannabeth]

if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is

#not pjo #chitter chatter #sixty five is too many but I wanna know how much a clown I am vs everyone else #polls #discord #for anyone looking at the tags: yes that first one is wrong #you have to open 9 boxes at least #but you cannot edit polls and here we are #100 #1000 #🧍

[redsray]

the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

#batman #batfam #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #stephanie brown #dc comics #icb i posted this w/o tags the first time #what is wrong w me #superman: where do you find these kids #bruce: they just show up tbh #especially tim. he LITERALLY just showed up #anyone: so which one is really robin? #bruce: they are all really robin. #bruce: dick wanted to kill a man. #jason tried hijacking my tires in CRIME ALLEY. #tim just appeared and made himself robin that was NOT me #stephanie also wanted to kill a man. #damian did kill a man. or two. #YOU try to parent these kids then come back to me clark

[lokh]

communication is key 💪

#this posted weird the first time so im doing it again LMAO #i think its cos i had the text editor open for too long? ._. #laishuro #dungeon meshi #nakamoto toshiro #laios touden #delicious in dungeon #art #anyway this is based on that one ask in my laishuro tag

[archibaldtuttle]

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

#supernatural #dean winchester #yes I am tagging this because my faceblind ass almost didn't recognize him at first #I had to keep a straight face and I almost died #my post

[hyper-vertebrate]

hearing 'good boy, good boy, good boy, good boy' chanted breathlessly over and over while they're ruthlessly pounding you into the mattress. thats it thats the post

#also my first post i presume. Hi. i didnt know if i was going to start making posts of my own but y not #gonna figure out how to tag this somehow. Here comes ! -> #trans nsft #t4t nsft #t4t puppy #ftm puppy #ftm sub #ftm bottom #ftm nsft #mlm nsft #queer nsft

[gibbarts]

o to have a beautiful chimera lover ; farcille

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #farcille #falin touden #marcille donato #falin x marcille #falin dungeon meshi #marcille dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #sapphic #illustration #gibbarts #gibbarts art tag #my art tag #my art #i actually made marcille's ears rounded this time (read: im a fool for the first time around) #wlw art

[rooniearts]

POV: you opened tumblr dot com on april 1st 2024

#boop #april fools 2024 #april fools #video #art #HEEEEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!!!! #also hi hello im sorry to the people who stuck around for 2 years and this being the first thing i post after disappearing. #i wont promise i'll be better tho sorry </3 #flashing #ask to tag

[ra3kiv]

#i actually love hnk so much but this was my first and last hnk fanart..i should draw something again #also big padparadscha and phos fan here #also this drawing is available on my inprnt hehe #art #fanart #digital art #digital drawing #padparadscha #padparascha hnk #houseki no kuni #land of the lustrous #hnk fanart #hnk padparadscha #hnk #houseki no kuni fanart #artists on tumblr #art tag #my art

[keepinventory]

#👽 < text tag #FINALLY got polls FUCK YES #ive been so so curious about this for so long. and also i wanted more people to know about :+)'s existence. becayse i like it. #had to redo this because the first time the arrows got turned into code -_-

[oobbbear]

I want to post this here too because I’ve seen it happen a few times

Please understand that there are cultural differences and language differences, if you see this happening let the person clarify what they meant, that person might just not be familiar with words the western side of the internet use

#bearz rambling tag #no it’s not really possible to let everyone who uses this term to change #because as far as I know this is the most common word with use on Chinese websites #I didn’t know that pairing are called ‘ship’ here #like why would I even know that #‘ship’ makes zero sense to me #it took me a while to learn the fandom language people speak here #it’s hard #give people time #shipping culture is very different too #Like on Chinese site you HAVE to clarify the Top and the Bottom of this ship in the ship name #it is very very important to them #people who like the same ship but with different Top Bottom preference will fight till no end #imagine how confused I was when I first got here #where there’s no top bottom differences #it’s not really a smut thing #it’s more a dynamic thing #AxB and BxA is very different #oh I can talk so much about the differences on fandom cultures #if ya are interested in more please feel free to ask #it’s very interesting to me #I wanna talk about it

[ink-the-artist]

Video game I saw in a dream. It was in this low poly style like an older video game. You play as this character I think was meant to be a lamb, or maybe a weird mix of a lamb a mouse and a rabbit, (while not really looking like any of those things) and you’re running away from a wolf. Your objective is to last as long as possible before the wolf catches and eats you.

The house you’re running in is endless and bizarrely put together like most building interiors in dreams are (like the infinite toilet dream dimension on Reddit lol) the layout of the house is pretty detailed, you can stop and hide in places like closets or bins while the wolf looks for you, you can go up and down stairs and into rooms etc.

You never actually know where the wolf is or how close it is to you until it appears in your line of sight, it makes no noise and the game gives you no way of knowing where it is, and it’s pretty unpredictable it doesnt move at a consistent pace. When the wolf catches you there’s an animation showing it eating your character

#the actual animation of the wolf eating your character wasnt scary he kind of just cartoonishly swallows the character whole lol #the scary part is being pursued by him and never knowing how close he is #i remember being surprised when i first saw the game bc it was presented to me as #a fun addictive sort of game kinda like a mobile app game #and then i see it and its a horror game and the creators are just completely oblivious to it lmao #dream art #<- thats my tag for all my dream-inspired art #art #gif #photomanipulation #digital art #liminal #weirdcore #used a mix of ai photos and regular photos for this one #the ai stuff is sooooo good for recreating what a dream looks and feels like #but i didnt use it too much bc i wasnt able to get the specific photos i wanted :/ #hmmmm this is vore isn’t it

[goldensunset]

feel free to elaborate in tags of course on how easy or hard cosplaying them would be

bonus question: how much do you WANT to look like your icon. like are they the goal you aspire to

#peach rambles #if i see anyone vote the first option i’m shooting them be warned #hall of fame i guess #<- not often that i get to add that tag a matter of mere hours after posting something #tbh i confess i didn’t structure these options well. i could not have imagined the wide variety of responses i’d get #my bad

[pigin-is-so-rad]

“When Scar fell, so did the first drop of rain.”

The moment he died, the desert was brought to life for the first time since the beginning.

The smell of petrichor had never brought a more bittersweet sense of relief, nor a heavier sadness.”

#older art this time because I feel the people here deserve to cry too #in late celebration of third life’s third anniversary #I think I broke it the first time by adding too many tags #I’m simply a yapper #desert duo #grian #goodtimeswithscar #scarian #if you squint #Pigin is artistic

[nighthawked]

trafficblr is this anything

#grian #ethoslab #zombiecleo #bdoubleo100 #life series smp #lssmp #secret life #mine #edit: woah this broke 1k notes? #trafficshipping #<- missed this the first time but i probably should tag it ay

[baeglbites]

My boys… 🥺😢

#My first jjk muse was Choso then Yuta and then Gojo… #these recent chapter obliterated me #baegl's art #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk art #jjk fanart #do I tag as spoiler….sure #jjk spoilers #choso #gojo satoru #yuta okkotsu

[alfheimr]

the L in law stands for LOVED...its his birthday:)

#one piece #trafalgar law #i. i admit i dont know how to tag his family given his parents dont have names #trafalgar lami #donquixote rosinante #bepo #shachi #penguin #heart pirates #does anyone else get embarrassed tagging a bunch of characters at once. well anyway #the first one is pulled from my personal childhood experiences exploring tidepools in the pnw. theyre cold!!!!!!!