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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.

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the pixel art brothers

legends say that if you pet them all at the same time, you become the pixel art master!

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i feel like ive been the living epitome of “getting through the workweek” this week. every single workday has felt like the exact same day. i feel like last friday was yesterday. groundhog day situation going on. i dont like remembering the weekend more clearly than the workweek its so goddamn weird

#👽 < text tag #i like my job i just wish i had more freetime to do my own shit and give every day something distinctly memorable #i feel like i did my laundry yesterday but guess what i fucking DIDNT I DID IT LAST SUNDAY #AND I HAVENT FOLDED IT #AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Fish Oils" (Deluxe Paint IV, 2024, for the "Hommage a Paul Klee" exhibition at the Kulturemuseum Bern, March 22-April 6)

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#do i think everyone should play OFF? yes i like it very much and i would like more people to talk about it with #but also i understand that its 100% not to everyones taste LOL

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#chef's hat #go cook (thye images)

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Customer: I’M A PROFESSIONAL FISHERMAN AND I FISH FOR TUNA ALL OVER THE WORLD DMV: I GOOGLED HIM, HE IS AND HE DOES Verdict: DENIED

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#THEYR;E FRIENDS!!!!!!!!

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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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my dog can walk through walls

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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

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From a sold Mecari listing, we now have this image!

All of the sizes of the Fin Fin/Jr. plushies, all together, from extra large to the smallest keychain!

Thank you to kitpigeon for sharing over on my discord server!

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kind of obsessed with this security question option my doctors office has given me