#i was bored sorry

[moneyndior]

luke castellan who absolutely looks and holds you like it’s the last time.

he observes—no, memorizes each perfection in your face. the colour of your eyes, your nose shape, how your lips slightly pierce together under an awkward situation and how your gaze softens when you look at him. he’s almost got you down to the last molecule.

luke doesn’t understand how nobody else can tell when you’re uncomfortable. it’s so obvious by the way your eyes drop in the this-is-too-much-for-me way and not the usual i-got-2-hours-of-sleep way. luke doesn’t understand why people still go up to you and ask you to help them when your shoulders are tense—which is the biggest indicator that you’re angry.

annabeth just says it’s because he’s in love, he says it’s just because you’re you. he tries to understand you so you don’t have to. luke understands that you like to cuddle this specific way and not the other way.

he sees your eyes shine just before you’re about to fall asleep—as if it’s the final warning to tell you that he loves you more than anything before you fall unconscious. luke’s tight grip doesn’t lessen as your breathing falls into a rhythm, his fingers entangled with yours as he had a hand on your hip and his chin resting at the top of your head.

luke has gotten every inch of you memorized. he’s preparing for the day that it will be his last day looking up at you, his head resting on your lap. he’s making sure he’s ready for you to be his last sight—and he’s making sure he remembers everything. he cannot pass on without memorizing how you try your best to smile to bring him comfort when you’re crying.

he’s making sure he doesn’t regret a thing.

#—LUKE CASTELLAN #luke castellan x reader #luke castellan x you #luke castellan imagine #luke castellan blurb #percy jackson x reader #pjo x reader #i made this in 10 minutes #i was bored sorry #also i need reqs or i’m gonnna go insane #fanks or wtv

[this-place-called-nowhere]

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#me #botty #selfie #pink #i was bored sorry

[foxpillow12]

I made this drawing of everyone’s favorite lame geezer!! :3

And this stupid doodle on the side

I hope you like them, Pin Pin!! ^_^

@eldritch-spouse

Reference if you want it ig:

#Breg #Fasma #art #I was bored sorry

[the-last-artbender]

Hey zuko here!

#I was bored sorry #avatar the last airbender #zuko #prince zuko #netflix avatar #fanart #zuko fanart #zuko avatar

[liemurienn]

aph France's fear of “computers” can be explained by the fact that it was the first eu country to adopt a law setting out the rights and obligations of those responsible for processing personal data and the freedoms of those concerned, despite the fact that few computerized/automated files existed at the time (the law dates from 1978)

conclusion : all the other european union countries are paranoid about technology, he’s just slightly above the norm in this regard

#hetalia #i was bored sorry #hws france

[unk0wngh0st]

Bananaton

#mettaton #undertale #my art #i was bored sorry

[txtistheloml]

guys hear my rizz out

lets watch todo together n kiss every time we see a txt member 😚

#I WAS BORED SORRY #all this is plainly jokes n fun #whos up 🤓 #evelyn rambles

[tripecake]

Did i serioslly make a moadboard abaut two oc's that i ave? Yes and you cant stop me(i feel like i said something like this b4)

#oc #ocs #original character #original characters #moodboard #moodboard aesthetic #oc moodboard #silly #i was bored sorry #paint 3d

[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

rating some monster flavours bcs I have an obssesion

ULTRA PEACHY KEEN - 9/10, FUCKING DELICIOUS, one point less bcs the can design could be better imo, the shade of the writing could be better

MONARCH - 100/10, MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE, SUCH A PRETTY CAN, PERFECT TASTE, I LOVE HER SHE IS EVERYTHING TO ME

MANGO LOCO - 0/10, NO THANK YOU, the mango is just weird in this one I think, we are not going into negatives bcs the design is pretty nice and colourful

PUNCH - 8/10, the original it girl for alt tiktok bitches, good but does nothing to me, but if I want a sweet one and the previous aren't there I'm picking this one, bonus points for being pink

LEWIS HAMILTON - 7/10, sorry dad I know you hate Lewis but my guy kinda slayed with this one

ULTRA PARADISE - 8.5/10, OK IS THIS ONE WEIRD AND ACIDY AND A BIT NASTY? don't care for some reason when I want him he JUST HITS RIGHT

#i was bored sorry #might add on in the future #notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder #monster #monster energy #monster energy drink

[aircommndr]

....sooo what if,,, perhaps, the first round of those 'doot doot' asks from yesterday were in fact sent by me... haha just kidding.. unless

it was so worth it but also big kuddos to whoever it was that picked it up cuz there was some doot doot asks i actually didnt send, and thank u to whoever decided to send me some i didn't expect to get any

#i was bored sorry

[imikhailotakeyouian]

To the moon and back

"What do you wanna do next time, stargazing AND howling to the moon?"

Mickey has said it as a joke, moking his very old self who disown his own words and ended up, indeed, not only on a blanket stargazing with Ian, but even using a flower called Stargazing Lily for their wedding.

Ian turned him in a fucking sap, that's how Mickey justifies himself.

But Ian is used to Mickey all barks and no bites attitude -he fell for it, between all things.

And he loves to provoke Mickey, pushing him until he can stand it, knowing very well his husband's limits at that point, after countless fights and, more importantly, after years of love.

So when Ian brings Mickey up a hill on a full moon night and spreads a blanket on the ground, he sees his husband cocking a sarcastic glare at him before they would both burst out in a loud laugh.

"Alright, Red. It's not our anniversary and we are already married, is it another special occasion today?"

Ian shakes his head and sits on the blanket. "Nope, but you did mention stargazing AND howling at the moon, so why not take advantage of this full moon night?"

"Jesus Christ," Mickey chuckles while sitting next to Ian. "Do I really have to overthink every single word I say?"

"It's the absolute opposite!" Ian cheers him next to him with a kiss on his cheek. "I crave all these little, special moments with you."

Mickey rolls his eyes, but Ian knows it's just an act. "Stargazing and howling at the moon?"

"Why not? Lay down with me."

Mickey does as requested, accepting Ian’s right arm as a pillow. And while Mickey is pretending to be annoyed, Ian can see he is smiling softly.

"I love you, you know?"

Mickey snickers and turns to look at him. "Course I do. Love you too, E."

Ian leans over to kiss him on the cheek before staring back at the night sky. "This feels so normal."

Mickey's eyebrow raises skeptical. "This feels normal to you?"

"It's a very normalish couple thingy to do, actually."

"According to whom?"

"Everyone?" Ian shrugs a little. "A romantic night, stargazing, spread on a blanket. If we get lucky we can even jerk each other off."

"We don't do normal, Gallagher, we already established that," Mickey's voice is proud: they are not like every normal couples, and that's how two difficult personalities like theirs can work so well together.

"So, we gotta do something abnormal now?" Ian asks, his tone challenging.

"Abnormal how-"

Mickey can't even finish his sentence when Ian starts howling at the moon.

"Jesus Ch-"

Ian howls even louder before turning and challenging him with a smartass look on his face.

Mickey opens his mouth but doesn't find it in himself to keep protesting. He sighs dramatically and then he just does it. He starts howling at the moon like a man possessed.

Ian smiles satisfied before joining Mickey, so now they are just two adults, madly in love with each other, howling at the moon like two werewolves.

They finished their silly show between laughter, both of them turning on their sides to kiss and cuddle each other's cheeks.

"Why was it so important to you?"

"I just wanna," Ian shrugs and pecks Mickey on the lips. "I just wanna do everything with you. I wanna do silly things we couldn't do when we were younger. We skipped all the funny, stupid things young couples do. I just wanna, you know, create many happy memories with you."

Mickey smiles softly and rubs their nose tips together. "It's always been your love language, you know, the quality time thingy."

Ian nods. And well, between the two of them he is sure they belong to all the languages love can offer. "So, was it that silly?"

"Well, we are still two grown ass adults who just howled at the moon," Mickey says and they both laugh. "But every second spent with you is never wasted. Silly or not."

Ian grins satisfied: grumpy and cranky husband successfully melted.

"Let's take a photo," He says then, and after grabbing his phone with the right hand, lifts the left one in a half heart shape. "Cmon, grumpy."

Mickey sighs but ends up obliging. He always does, eventually. He lifts his right hand and completes the heart. "Let me guess, we are gonna print this one."

"Yes!" Ian says enthusiastically while snapping a photo. "We gonna name it, uhm-"

"The night we howled at the moon like two idiots?" Mickey interrupts him before turning on his side and throwing his arm over Ian's belly in a soft hug.

"What about," Ian says instead completing that hug holding Mickey's arm. "I love you to the moon and back?"

Mickey rolls his eyes, but he is actually smiling. "Sap."

"Take one to know one."

Mickey hides a chuckle and they stay quiet for a while before snickering, "About that handjob...?"

Ian laughs out loud before shoving him and pinning him down below his weight. "Fuck, I love you."

Mickey winks, "To the moon and back, baby."

#gallavich #my writing #my art #i was bored sorry #to the moon and back baby

[dual-polarity]

Risotto is finally in ASBR

#jjba #jjba fanart #i was bored sorry #risopro #golden wind #vento aureo #il vento d'oro #jjba part 5 #risotto nero #prosciutto jjba #mtf proz

[terrysilvers]

wrote this cuz im stoned and bored

He is beautiful. 

Terry feels as if he stumbled across the first finding of one of gods angels. Maybe its the cocaine, or maybe his brain is finding some sort of clarity. Terry was certain of one thing.

Daniel LaRusso was going to be his.

Those big brown eyes, the dark brown hair, the pretty pink lips. He craves these things, this boy, more than any other drug, more than any other thing. 

But he sees the way his Danny looks at the blonde, Daniel smiles like the sun, and he’s smiling at someone else. 

The ache in his chest is somewhat replicant to a heart attack, but he knows that it must be jealousy. It must be Envy. This boy could not take his Danny away. 

A fight to the death, Terry thinks. That is Noble. 

That would be the way to win over the love of his beloved Daniel. Kill the competition, and he will never have to worry. 

#terry silver #silverusso #johnny lawrence #lawrusso #daniel larusso #i was bored sorry

[captainjonnitkessler]

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

#thinking about the person i saw saying that if you're at a protest #and other protesters try to stop you from becoming violent you should just kill them bc 'peace police are still police' #even taken as hyperbole that's simply dumb as shit on every conceivable level #it's also pretty blatantly hypocritical coming from people who are usually self-avowed prison/death penalty abolitionists #like i'm sorry but you don't get to be a death penalty abolitionist and also call for the death of your political enemies online #this isn't a major issue or anything i'm just bored and annoyed

[puphoods]

the noble palawan peacock pheasant

#et cetera #bored of seeing this post in my notifs sorry i stand by it though. look at this bird

[may12324]

Halsin- Archdruid of the Emerald Grove

#halsin #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #halsin bg3 #bg3 fanart #can you tell i accidentally added too much space for text? #oh well #my art #anyway that ask made me kick my own ass into finishing this #im sorry the bear is boring #it is better than nothing #but that chest hair ^^ #i did a good job #i must say so