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httpiastri · 5 months
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an apology for too much non-oscar content 🫶🫶
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emry-stars-art · 1 year
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Anatomy studies perhaps
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ipxakachi · 5 months
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Guilty Challenge but he also got stuck
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ghosted-jazz · 2 years
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First Reds Ren’s enderman eyes idea by @dailyrendog
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blissfullyapillow · 9 months
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┃An Endearing Conundrum  
₊˚⊹♡Alhaitham x gn reader
₊˚⊹♡‎wc: 1,712~
₊˚⊹♡summary: Endearing scenarios of your relationship with Alhaitham as you keep him on his toes.
 ₊˚⊹♡warnings: A bit suggestive. Overall fluff.
₊˚⊹♡notes: A bit ooc Alhaitham (?), kinda but not really. Alhaitham header created by @lovnupe (n𔘓⁩pe) on pinterest. I wrote this listening to Why by Sabrina Carpenter so it was inspired by that. I just find the idea of Alhaitham being in a relationship with an s/o whose a tease/a handful to be really cute. Lowkey radiates crack fic energy. I’m L.I.V.I.N.G for this Alhaitham ଘ(੭˃ᴗ˂)੭
₊˚⊹♡Main Masterlist
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“Turn it back on.”
“It’s too bright.”
His disappointed sigh speaks volumes.
“You’re so…” He doesn’t say anything more. He simply turns on the lamp by his chair, illuminating the previously dim room.
“Nooo.. Alhaitham..” My whine goes ignored as he continues to read. “Why do you need the lights off?” He sounds uninterested in my response, but the way his eyes briefly lift from the pages of his book to glance at me says otherwise.
My heart flips in my chest; Alhaitham looked up from his book to talk to me. He stopped reading his book to talk to me. 
What I feel right now surpasses elation. 
“I’m tired. I want to sleep but the light is too bright.” I mumble. I sit up from my previous position of lying on my side. I blink, trying to will the drowsy feeling away.
He sighs once more, but he turns off the light. Instead, he turns on a dimmer lamp nearby. “Come here.” He commands. I waste no time in leaving the comforting warmth of the fluffy blankets. I make my way over to Alhaitham, stumbling a bit in the process.
He mutters “What am I going to do with you?” under his breath as I draw near. “What do you mean by that- oh!” As soon as I’m within arm’s reach, Alhaitham pulls me into him. His strong arms wrap around me, pulling me onto his lap.
I get comfortable. I rest my head on his chest, hearing his heart pound beneath my ear. He holds his book with one hand while the other tangles itself in the strands of my hair. I’m pleasantly surprised when he begins to read out loud, and I close my eyes to better immerse myself.
Being held like this, along with the sound of Alhaitham’s soothing voice, is enough to lull me to sleep.
It isn’t long before I start drifting off again. I snuggle further into Alhaitham’s arms, mumbling something incoherent to myself as he reads.
Alhaitham’s fingers slowly run through the strands of my hair, and my breathing evens out as I welcome the warm embrace of sleep.
I vaguely feel his soft lips press against the crown of my head.
♡⸝⸝
Oh how I love Sumeru at night time.
The stars shine down on the citizens of Teyvat, and the moon graces us with it’s beautiful alluring glow..
Too bad it’s daytime now, and Alhaitham insisted on bringing me along.
“Haitham, do you really need me to come with you? I’m sure a ‘feeble scholar’ such as yourself is more than capable of handling this situation on your own.” I groan when Alhaitham pays no mind to my words. His hand continues to drag me along gently by the wrist.
“This feeble scholar requires the emotional and moral support of his partner. You’d be wise to accompany me.” His explanation causes me to snort in amusement. “My love, you require my support to handle a few ruffians?” I adore the blush that appears on his cheeks when he hears my term of endearment for him.
“..Yes. If you stop complaining I promise to go on a late night stroll with you. You know, the one you keep pestering me about.” Alhaitham’s gruff words successfully serve to motivate me. My hand intertwines with his in silent compliance.
“You’re almost too easy to please.” He sounds smug, but I can hear the underlying appreciation in his voice that he always fails to mask. “Mhm. You know it. Actually, speaking of please.. I have some other ways you can please me. It involves me, you, a bed and-oomph!” Alhaitham’s hand covers my mouth as he pulls my body into his.
Woosh!
An arrow flies past where my head previously was.
My eyes widen in surprise. Alhaitham smirks. “After I handle this I’ll gladly take you up on that suggestion.”
Oh, my heart.
I lovingly admire Alhaitham as he verbally insults his assailants intelligence and very existence, down to the minute detail.
I swear I see physical hearts as Alhaitham effortlessly kicks one of them down in a flexible, suave move.
I hope he’ll show me just how flexible he can be later.
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“Can we please turn the air conditioner off?” Alhaitham’s monotone voice only serves to irritate me.
“No, sweetheart. I get too hot when it’s off. Although.. I admit I am a bit cold with it on.” Alhaitham’s currently lying on his side, facing me under the shared warmth of his fluffy blankets. His face is really close to mine, so the incredulous look he makes looks even funnier.
“Y/n, why would you want to keep the air conditioner on if you're cold? Logically, turning the air conditioner off would only serve to-” “Just cuddle me already you nerd.”
He sighs in dismay at my interruption, yet he indulges me anyway. I smile as his strong arms pull me into him, a pleasantly familiar feeling.
“You bring all sorts of ‘excitement’ into what should be an easy, simple life.” Alhaitham grumbles. His complaint is ignored; I opt to nuzzle my head against his chest in favor of responding.
“These are my favorite pillows. So soft.” I almost wish I could see his face as I squeeze his pectorals.
Actually, I can.
I look up. I’m blessed by the sight of flushed cheeks and parted lips as Alhaitham stares at me. He seems to be at a loss for words. “Y/n you actually… I.. Archon’s know you drive me crazy...” That last part leaves his lips in a breathless whisper that I’m sure I wasn’t supposed to hear. His following sigh conveys that he’s very flattered, but he doesn’t know what to say.
“I love you too Alhaitham.” I melt into him. He holds me tighter. “..I love you too.” “Hmm? Can you say that louder please~” “For the love of-“
My lips part to tease him some more, but he’s quick to capture my lips with his own.
Touché.
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“Alhaitham I’m HOTTTT.” I purposefully elongate my words as I trudge through the sand. “I know. You’ve told me five times already. Are you going to make it six?” His snarky reply makes me roll my eyes.
“Alhaiiiithhhaammm…” I whine. I stare at the back of his head, drilling holes into it. He shakes his head, choosing to remain silent. We continue our trek through the dessert. Alhaitham’s making me accompany him on another one of his academia related endeavors.
“I’m hoootttt-“ Alhaitham turns around so fast I jump, the quick movement startling me. “If you don’t shut that mouth I’ll shut it for you. Archons, come here.” Alhaitham’s words make me feel hotter than I already am, but in a pleasant way. He moves to stand in front of me before he swoops down to literally sweep me off my feet. I yelp in surprise.
Alhaitham begins to walk once more, except now I’m in his arms. “Do you have any water left? You’re burning up.” He asks. “I drank it alll..” Alhaitham tsks at me. He mutters “You’re my handful all right..” under his breath. The way he grumbles the words makes me shiver.
He maneuvers me to hold me with one arm. His free hand offers me his personal water container.
“Alhaitham.. but don’t you..” “Just drink from it. Please. We’re almost there. Promise.” His words are a bit terse, but the emotion in his eyes is one of concern. I smile softly as I graciously accept his water container. His other arm returns to its previous position. I happily drink from his water container.
“Honestly, you really are a handful. Here I thought I’d be able to live a quiet, peaceful life with minimal inconveniences. Instead I’m in the desert with the love of my life as they complain about being hot every two minutes.” Alhaitham’s words are as affectionate as much as they are chastising.
“Listen, ‘Haitham I… wait.. love of your life?” I inquire. My eyes desperately search his, and my heart pounds painfully in my chest. The air leaves my lungs at the implication of his words. I mean, it’s not like he hasn’t told me that he loves me before, but.. even with all of my whining and complaining.. he still..
His beautiful mesmerizing orbs meet mine head on. His gaze softens as he looks at me. He slowly stops moving forward, and my heart jolts once more as he leans into me. The way his soft lips mold with mine makes this entire trek through the desert worth it.
His lips curve into a delightful smile as we slowly part from each other. “Do you need me to repeat myself? I will do so as many times as you need me to. Although you’ll have to keep your mouth shut for me to do that.” My face feels warm, and a bead of sweat slowly runs down my face as I look at him.
His expression remains one of pure love as he returns my gaze. He uses his hand to wipe the sweat from my face. “You’re the love of my life. There’s no one else I want to spend my life with. You can try to be as annoying as you can possibly be, and I’ll continue to love and adore you through it all. ..Would you look at that. We’re here.” Alhaitham’s words are stated matter of factly, like they aren’t a heartfelt proclamation of his love for me.
He doesn’t set me down; he walks inside with me still in his arms
“This shouldn’t take long. I work fast. Use this time to cool off. We’ll make it back by twilight.” With that, Alhaitham sets me down on a chair. He pulls another one over to sit beside me. He wastes no time in getting to work.
I lean my head on his shoulder as my finger languidly traces shapes on his thigh. I blatantly stare at his face to admire his handsome features, including the small smile on his lips. 
He lifts his free hand to reach down towards my hand on his thigh. My eyes curiously follow the course of his hand. As his fingers interlace with mine, euphoria welcomes me into its loving arms. 
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virgothozul · 1 year
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I’ve never stopped lurking on ao3. Currently in the middle of Macho Man by GothNessMonster & Swampbunny (🔒rated explicit !)
and I’m pretty damn soft for catholic dumbass Shiza and silly fruity JoJo  
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EXCUSE ME BUT LOOK AT THOSE MUSCLES LIKE OMG HE IS SO BUILT AND FOR WHAT
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AND NO, HONEY I AIN’T TALKIN’ ‘BOUT ZEUS I’M TALKIN’ ABOUT HIS BEEFCAKE OF A BROTHER OVER THERE
LOOK AT HIM FLEXIN’ THOSE MUSCLES HOLY MOLY
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distraughtlesbian · 28 days
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literally the best part of this whole stupid book iwlove weird obsessed horndogs thee villain archetype of all time. he’s so silly. “we could’ve had a life together”, he says to his lesbian ex-neighbour who he’s just shot with a crossbow bolt meanwhile her girlfriend who he’s also just shot is half dead across the room. god i love it here he said me and the bad bitch im going to fumble
#WHAT A FUCKING FREAK IJBOL!!!!!!#MORE PSYCHOSEXUALLY OBSESSED WEIRDO VILLAINS PIXELBERRY I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN U.#their villains are usually so cringe and one note at least this one is memorable#mind you this could have used more buildup. up until like chapter 19 he still had the benefit of the doubt#his ass was NOT beating the twist villain allegations but the fucking freak allegations were a whole separate beast#and he could be presumed innocent in those. like sure i guess these are just average fanatic werewolf hunter antics.#like EYE had my suspicions. him sending that frat bro to sexually harass mc was a fucking freak move#but like in general he was coming off as someone who was just a normal amount of concerned about a friend of theirs falling in w a cult#like girl why am i following my cringe fwb into the pool house to be all ‘babe this isnt u :(’#i dont CARE i wanna go engage with the twist antagonist who at this point my mc still thinks is kind of normal/their friend!!!#but alas that’s just pb for you. we WILL NOT stick a landing ever. they make all the new writers swear to never write a villain that makes#sense or is well foreshadowed. ONLY side characters who you would never suspect bc they have like 5 lines in the whole book.#like you’ll never be duffy veilofsecrets you’ll never recapture that magic.#anyway. markus choicesalpha the fucking weirdo cringefail stalker incel loser you could have been…kermit looking out rainy window dot png#maeve speaks#playchoices#choices#pixelberry#choices alpha#channing lowe#markus barnes#side note this whole thing probably has a Much different vibe with a male mc#but as it is it’s like ijbol. channing is cringe and emotionally unavailable but how could you POSSIBLY compare to a buff werewolf bitch#he is so completely not a contender that its comedic to me. you think WE could have had a LIFE TOGETHER?#even if my mc had never ever met channing SHE IS A LESBIAN!!!! SHES GAY DUDE STOP IT LOL#and with a female mc and male channing its like yeah whatever average incel number 10 billion. wow youre going to kill me bc some other guy#is hotter than you? eyeroll. at least channing canonically gives great head.
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eiswolfzero · 8 months
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Practicing Arkham Bats and his muscles are so BUFF and his waist so SNATCHED.
Anyway, Wally looks like a stick beside him
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jrueships · 2 months
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HES SO MEOW
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bucketofchum · 5 months
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I'm gonna make a man who is SO maladjusted
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7kylian · 11 months
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I love Disney’s running gag since 2016 in the Hocus Pocus Villain Spelltacular show of Hades being a total ladies man by flexing during the “so strong” part of I Put A Spell On You 🤣
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voidchillz · 1 year
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(@llamagoddessofficial and @ikustioa I’d like to ask for permission from the og creators if me posting the chapter I talk about here will be acceptable)
((I’ll be happy to take it down or edit it if after it’s been posted there’s an issue))
❗️Question❗️
Have any of ya’ll read Aggre(g/v)ation? ⬇️
And if that be the case have any of ya’ll also read Aggre:Seeing Red? 👀⬇️
Because I’m writing my version of a 5th chapter for dis ⬆️
Because I love Ikustioa and Miss Llamagoddess, but Iku hasn’t updated AggRed for 2 years. And I’m desperate for wholesome poly couple content and don’t want to try and pressure anyone into writing anything I could just do myself. 🥲
Also it’s easier to write one chapter rather than an entire book. And I’m lazy.
Oh right yeah
Would anyone be interested in me posting the chapter after it’s done?
That was my question
Also to my knowledge I know Aggre:Red was a gift so I won’t intrude if it’s personal Ikustioa ^^
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