I want to preface this by apologizing to my 1 follower that I don’t know, for I have some harrowing news
I, Mr. McRibs, am a Danganronpa fan, and I have made my objectively correct, based, Danganronpa Character Tier List, that includes characters from Trigger Happy Havoc, Goodbye Despair, V3, and all the people you actually meet in UDG (except for 2 additions)
obligatory spoiler warning, I guess
For context, ive never watched the anime, only stuff talking about the anime, and I’ve only done the free time events with Toko, Chihiro, Taka, Gundamn, Mikan, Himiko, and Gonta. I have some general knowledge of other characters that you wouldn’t only know from their basic introductions, but don’t blame me if I don’t know about Cockichi’s super secret dialogue that reveals he has 3 dicks, also
now, the list itself
for tier context
Blocked is essentially “fuck you” toer
A+ and S+ is essentially A and S but like, I would probably that smash button, if you know what I mean
the top 2 tiers are uhhhhh, *special cases*
Now, let’s start with the fucking dregs, blocked characters
everyone here is self explanatory if you look at them, but Himiko is a bitch to my SDR2 waifu and Yuta just disturbs me with his presence, idk why
In D tier, I’m just gonna be honest, I don’t like 2/3rds of the asshole rivals, Byakuya fucked with DR1 “Best Girl”’s dead body and Nagito is Nagito. If you couldn’t tell, I’m not exactly a big Komahina shipper, because Hajime deserves better. I’d be too scared to ever talk to Mondo.
Tsumugi WOULD be blocked, but I just like her more, she would be in C if she didn’t write her kinks into V3 (*cough cough* Kiyo and the Monokubs *cough*) Monokuma and Monodam aren’t in blocked, because they’re funny little fellas
In C tier, which is just “I don’t dislike or like you” tier, Kyoko is neat but kinda…. well, kyoko. Miu would be in B but sadly, love hotel says otherwise. I get that Tenko is more that just “fuck men /neg”, but like, I can’t really just ignore that, mate. Akane is bland, and Taek- I mean Celestia is 100% a bitch that would rob me blind. I don’t really have anything to say about any of the other humans, besides Haiji. Yes, I do know he has THAT line, but like… I just kinda don’t care about it, it doesn’t go anywhere and one REALLY REALLY bad line doesn’t ruin a mentally ill fuck. The Mono-fellas there are just there because they’re also boring
in B tier, where I’m only gonna talk about only the bitches I REALLY care about, cutting off the characters I have nothing to talk about (Keebo, Aoi, Ibuki, Nekomaru, Sakura, Usami)
Kaito is such a bro, he’d just be cool to hang around. Korekiyo, Toko, and Syo all get to avoid C and below despite being very fucked up serial killers, because I like Korekiyo and UDG gave Toko/Syo a glowup and a girlfriend. Twogami I can’t explain why I like, he’s just cool and neat and cool. Kanon gets the cut because god, I love Ultra Despair Hagakure. Masaru is okay, just get therapy and stop mentioning wieners, I hate hot dogs.
In A tier, Peko gets to sit next to her husband Fuyuhiko because I really like them both. Kazuichi has nothing going for him besides his design and that one Kazuichi X Gundham X Sonia doujin, you know EXACTLY THE ONE IM TALKING ABOUT. Maki is just neat, and Ryoma is too good not to put in A. Sonia is a basic bitch, but refer to Kazuichi, and finally, SOMEONE GET THESE KIDS SOME FUCKING THERAPY
A+ Now, and uhhh, Goth Maid Mommy GF? Kokichi is just a little guy that make me feel things I don’t think I should feel about someone who would 100% bully me. Angie is here because she’s angie and her love hotel, despite the fact I actually hated her during V3 because of her cult BS. Milf is here for obvious reasons
Listen, Gonta would be in S+ if I wouldn’t actually be scared for my own safety, as Gonta is fucking massive in likely more places than one. Kaede is Kaede, an- w wait guys, don’t leave because Hifumi is in S guys I swear he’s not that gUYS WAIT PL-
Himiko and Taka are both people I maxed out relationships with, so I have had enough time with them if feel bad for not putting them here. Chiaki, Yasuhiro, and Komaru sound like a dream blut rotation, also WHO KEEPS LEAVING THE MENTALLY SCARED CHILDREN AT MY DOORSTEP
in S+, the highest normal tier, we have CHIHIRO. So, I’m the beginning of THH, I decided to try and really befriend one girl I really liked and one boy I really liked, so I chose Taka….*and chihiro*, long story short, I failed that objective. bro, I just love Hajime so fucking much, he’s the BEST PROTAG EVER, FUCK YOU IF YOU DISAGREE…*ignore the fact all 3 male protags are in S+, Makoto is too much of a nice little man to not be here and Shuichi gets here because he’s the hot depressed Emo boy.* Gundham is another of my favorite DR characters, because he’s GUNDHAM TANAKA, HISTORY’S GREATEST MONSTER!!! Mikan was my SDR2 waifu, and uhhhhhhhhhh, I may or may not be a major Simp for Yanderes, which *might* mean something. I’ve only seen DR:IF Mukuro, but like, she’s the best choice for Makoto and is also a Girlboss. TeruTeru only gets to be here because he’d 100% show me a good time.
and finally, my number 1 favorite Danganronpa character is none other than IZURU KAMAKURA!!!! i just can’t explain it, he interests me so fucking much and he’s so fucking cool and awesome and epic and he was one of my first U ranked characters I got in UTDP. Monodam is also here, because I love him nearly just as much
NOW FINALLY FINALLY, kitty :)
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on the subject of rgu and intelligence, i love how there really is no way to determine who the “smartest” character in utena is. like you can obviously identify who the most knowledgeable characters are, but it’s not a matter of “being intelligent,” it’s a matter of being privy to information. utena and miki are good at school, but they’re naive. juri and saionji are cynics who understand the limitations of the system, but nonetheless situate themselves within it because they lack the potential to imagine an alternative. nanami implicitly understands that something is distinctly wrong, and does try to extricate herself from the system, but she also doesn’t know that cowbells are for cows or that girls don’t lay eggs.
anthy is functionally the smartest character (among the children) because she’s always (at least) one step ahead of everyone else and understands the rules of her world, but she only truly becomes the “smartest” character once she leaves. because “intelligence” is arbitrary and constructed. it’s what you do with the information you’ve actually been presented with, how you respond to the events you’ve witnessed, that truly matters. and even then, knowing is only one side of the coin. nanami, saionji, juri, touga, akio, and anthy all logically understand how the system harms them as well as others. but the potential to imagine a better future is what is truly spectacular and groundbreaking—revolutionary, in fact—and that’s something utena and anthy achieve, not through the capacity of their minds, but through the strength of their hearts.
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BOTHERING YOU!!! I AM INTERESTED!!!
AUGHH OKAY OKAY SO-
It’s INCREDIBLY similar to canon, that’s like, half of the point. Jamil and Azul have been in the same class for their whole school a career and I firmly believe Azul has HAD a crush on him since their first year even in canon (ex. “I’ve always been curious about you since we were first years.”)
so in this au it happened completely on accident. Since they were only around 3 weeks- a month into school, Jamil didn’t have kalim to worry about yet (who arrived a month later) and azul didn’t have such a large reputation (so Jamil was a little less cautious). Potion project, truth serum. Should be easy right? That was until azul accidentally lost balance and tried to catch himself on the cauldron, sending it all over him and into his mouth.
so when Jamil leans over to ask if he’s okay, because a giant metal thing just tipped over him, the first thing out of his mouth is “great seven you’re gorgeous.”
when Jamil is promptly like “what” Azul literally can not control his tongue and is like “please go on a date with me-“ and Jamil just stares at him for a moment before going “…sure” because, well, hell. He’s free from kalim for the first time in his life, he thinks he’s pretty too, it’s worth a shot and he’s under a truth potion, so at least he knows he finds him attractive. So sure, couldn’t hurt to try.
And it did, in fact, not hurt to try, they snuck their way up the astronomy tower and had a nice dinner that azul made. And they were both, very very happy.
another date later (this time by Jamil, where they played mancala in one of the scarabian common places) and they were official.
And a month later, (a week or so after kalim transferred) Jamil joined basketball and Azul became his number one fan, where a year later Ace learns about his existence from
Azul keeps Jamil from becoming more stressed about kalim, and Jamil uses his study guides to not go insane. Jamil also becomes a third enforcer for the monstro lounge, and knows EXACTLY how everything works, because hell he was there right next to Azul and helping him figure it all out when it was happening. He’ll catch someone trying to run from Azul and his contracts and toss them right back into the shark pit.
theyre also horrible. Like the most couple to ever couple. Jamil waits outside every housewarden meeting to walk with Azul, they always either bring breakfast or coffee for each other (they’ll switch it up on who brings it each day). Hell even Ace originally knew Azul as “Jamil’s boyfriend from octavinelle” during games.
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When you get this ask could you perhaps maybe bless us with 5 of ur fav songs (currently or of all time), and then send this ask to 5 of your moots who you think have good taste! <33
ahhh of course!! And thank you for the ask my friend <333
“Morning Has Broken” by Cat Stevens. I’ve listened to this song since I was little and it just brings me a lot of joy :)
”The Garden” by The Crane Wives! I especially love the vocals in this song. (look at me trying to sound all fancy XD)
“Waltzing Matilda” by Dan Zanes. Another nostalgic song for me, but it’s also really pretty lol
“He Lays In The Reins” by Calexico! I just really love this one.
“Secrets - Cellar Door” by Radical Face. Actually all of the songs by this artist are my favorite…
Ok this probably sums up my music taste pretty well tbh!
A bunch more music I’m throwing in here bc i love music too much is under the cut but pls don’t worry abt it unless you want to XD
Honorable mentions (I couldn’t decide): “Saturn” by Sleeping at Last, “Inkpot Gods” by The Amazing Devil, “Bees” by the Ballroom Thieves!
And some instrumental songs bc they’re kinda a completely different thing to me lol: “Sogno Di Volare” by Christopher Tin, “Hope” by James Newton Howard, “The Island”by David Garcia Díaz, “Eno Cordova’s Theme” by Gordy Haab, “Village of Rynoka” by David Fenn, “Clock Town” by Time De Man!!
ok I’m done now XD
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What are the possible causes to the revulsion I feel when I just think or dare say aloud “I have ADHD”?
It irks me, I get mad when I see someone else in real life detailing and being heard, all the things they struggle with. It’s not true, but I feel like it should be shameful and earned, and tested again and again proven that you do have ADHD, executive dysfunction, autism. You can’t just say these things flippantly. I couldn’t. I’m bitter. I doubt myself, for some reason, I don’t deserve the benefit of the doubt or the help, I’m not entitled anything like ‘additional help’ which feels like a dirty word to say. “Hello Doctor, I’d like an everything please, thank you. Yes an everything, I think my medical record should be approx 5x longer than it is currently. Yes I did just ask for a referral to a gender identity clinic a month ago. Yes I want more, more help more provisions I deserve so much, yes I am just crazy, thank you for asking.”
[stream of consciousness over] I’m so sad, and mad, and-
These are the thoughts I’ve never told to anyone, nor even written down. Because I feel like an asshole just for thinking them.
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