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#ye #and also non mutuals lol

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making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

#XD

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Tap here for a poll about the impact your MOST favorite parent has on your development into adulthood.

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#fundamental #both of my parents do so much for me #its a blessing

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Winnie-the-Pooh 🍯

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He is the monster rawr rawr 🦖🦖

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I drew some characters from 6 popular children’s books in my style!

This was a really fun challenge! 😆 what was your favorite children’s book growing up?

#my childhoooodddd

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the underworld in a nutshell

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”oh so how did you get into writing?-“ no, writing got into me. Actually it infiltrated my brain, starting with the slow takeover of my room with books to the extremely fast claiming of my notes app and now there’s no way to stop it and no way for me to stop.

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Why are titles so hard 😭

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I replayed my favorite Zelda game recently and I was so inspired to draw some real fanart for it. I know phantom hourglass isn’t the most popular in the series, but it was the first Zelda game I ever played and it has a special spot in my heart. Also, I think Linebeck permanently affected my taste in fictional men all the way back in 2007

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Maul

Just a quick Darth Maul sketch/painting before bed yesterday

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Yall the Walmart I'm at rn has sensory safe hours in the morning where they turn off the music and dim the lights a bit and there's hardly anyone here atm and I'm thriving

#I checked! #it looks like all Walmarts in the us and puerto Rico have them :D

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Yall the Walmart I'm at rn has sensory safe hours in the morning where they turn off the music and dim the lights a bit and there's hardly anyone here atm and I'm thriving

#< you can probably check online #ours is aroud 8-10 i think #hmm ok #thanks :D

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alas

stuff tha has a wierd name that makes no sense:

Napoleon ice cream flavor (he is dead(cant make ice cream))

grapefruit (grape is the other fruit dummy)

atm machines (NOT A MACHINE (secretly a wizard pulling money from money dimension))

gummy worms (worms dont have gums as they lack a proper mouth and facial features)

stuff with correct names that absolutely make sense

gong (they do be doing that)

orange (self explanatory)

egg (just vibes)

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Everything about CX-2 is so much funnier if he's Tech.

Blows up his own ship.

Gets blown up twice in two back to back episodes.

Is hated by Wolffe after speaking 3 entire words.

Tripped over what was probably his own security measure in Phee's ship.

Broke what was also probably his own encryption on Phee's logs.

Corrects everyone any time he can.

Does not do literally a single thing anyone tells him to:

'prepare for the extraction team' proceeds to get the temple blown up

'I'm in charge now' ignores Wolffe completely and goes off after them

'Set blasters to stun' shoots down the leech ship they're on, ignores Wolffe and runs off AGAIN

'bringing in the girl is the objective' decides to go after Crosshair to the detriment of the mission

'if they get in the way eliminate them' shoots down a TK trooper piloting a ship rather than shooting Hunter

(Who is surprised Hemlock didn't send him out after Omega and only sent him out after CX-1 because he was the last, CX, left. He can't be relied on to do a single thing he's told.)