#i mean. im kinda serious

[misticfog]

There's a certain flavour of fanon Philip Wittebane (The Owl House) that's just canon priest Jakub Adamczewski (1670):

- seems like a religious fanatic but is in it more for the benefits of being a religious leader than because of his faith,

- absolutely gay for Jesus and tries to get his divine crush's attention by aforementioned religious fanaticism,

- sibling issues.

- 'I don't care if you're gay, but can stop mingling with these foreign low-class heretics?'

- no, like seriously, he doesn't care about the sapphics but a straight interclass relationship is too much,

- tries to organise a witch hunt against his sibling for said mingling because...

- '...love is... Unacceptable'

- has no rizz and is a loser but he's also kinda evil and some of you find that hot

Anyway, a new random ship has been generated 👍

#toh #the owl house #philip whittebane #emperor belos #1670 #1670 netflix #1670 jakub #jakub adamczewski #mist was here #shitpost #? #i mean. im kinda serious #im gonna get wiittelore fans into 1670 to get a taste of some content lmao 😭 #jakub is catholic and philp protestant so its enemies to lovers slow burn

[fluffyartbl0g]

“Ace had his own adventures, and I have mine,” Luffy mumbles, drifting off again. “You have yours, too. I don’t want you to miss them. I don’t want you to miss anybody. Or to… be here when you’d rather be…”

“Luffy—”

“Free,” Luffy manages. “Sabo’s supposed to be free.”

@taizi put your faith in what you most believe in

#one piece #op fanart #sabo #monkey d. luffy #op brook #(kinda) #man im just reccing fanfics left and right recently #and by that i mean one in the post before this and one in the post now #im being 100 percent serious when i say that whenever i read this fic i start either tearing up or full on sobbing #luffy was so miserable when he found out how much sabo hated being confined as a noble #sabo hated that life so much that he tried to escape #sabo’s meant to be free… #luffy would absolutely hate if he was ever responsible for taking away that freedom #but luffy… you ARE freedom… #how could he ever be trapped when with you? #(me: is starting to tear up again)

[scarycranegame]

guys. guys listen.

if you wanna write and/or post a fanfic but are worried that no one will like it.

do not be worried. at all.

because even if no one else is interested, YOU are. you enjoy this idea. you're passionate about this concept. you should write for YOU, not for potential critics.

and even besides that, i guarantee you that there's at least 1 other person out there who would also enjoy your fic. it's essentially statistically impossible for you to be the only person on the planet who thinks the way you do, and enjoys the themes and ideas and characters and settings that you do.

write it. post it. take pride in the fact that you created something that you value. your fic exists, and that in of itself is amazing.

antis dni, this isn't about you or the graphic threats of harm you send to real people whom you dislike. get a real hobby.

proship/comship/profiction/etc. safe!

#scary crane rambles #let's get serious #not fandom #proship #proshippers please interact #anti-anti #anti anti #antis dni #honestly im writing this for myself just as much as im writing it for other people #i have so many fic ideas that would bring so many new ideas to the metaphorical fandom table #but im so worried to post them because. my blorbo (who most of these ideas center around) is. kinda overlooked by the fandom? #not very well liked so to speak... and also much of them are ✨️darkfic✨️ and the fandoms im in are FULL of antis #but yknow what if it means that i get to put something in the world that didnt exist before #and it means i might get to bond with other people who enjoy the same ideas that i do #then its absolutely worth it #and if youre in the same boat then i think its worth it for you to post your thing too

[our-lesboy-experience]

idk what the criteria for fandom asks is but have this .sonic fan lesboys where are you

i love seeing lesboy headcanons it literally heals the soul

#idk what you mean by criteria for fandom asks but #I don't mind being shared a bit about headcanons and ideas people have surrounding characters #in regards to lesboy identity #if I don't know them then probably I can't go as in depth but for ones I do I'd enjoy a lot #lesboy #our lesboy experience #lesbian #asks #also I wasn't necessarily a serious sonic fan but more like a satire sonic fan for some time #like yeah I would watch fandubs and write stupid fanfiction #and draw silly art and buy sonic merch #I was kinda just a satire sonic fan with my friends but I did love shadow and did get excited seeing any sonic stuff #im not sure where to place myself tbh because I don't actually...know much or play any games or watch anything #but im. Aware and I like these characters in some way #shadow is a lesboy btw #I wrote stupid stuff with sonic and shadow being lesbian boyfriends but with shadow im serious

[wantbytaemin]

omg this is going to be so silly but it’s a diary entry you’ll understand bc if i told this to my friends irl they’d make fun of me forever and be like ‘YOU???? YOU are saying this?’

#anyway i’ve never gotten this feeling of being like kinda possessive over someone’s attention and it’s freaking me OUT in a big way #like . ME. i didn’t think i had the capacity to feel jealousy like that i mean ofc in other contexts yes but usually for my friends im #always like yesss i love that you all are getting along and getting more love in your life it’s ALWAYS always a good thing to me #and now im like. JDJSOOS this is gonna be so funny and unserious but im like . see something like this person having fun w someone else and #im like that post that says i hope the ceiling fan falls on y’all. LMAOOOO its like not very serious of course and VERY silly but ive never #usually felt like this over my friendships which is making me feel really odd and like maybe i should step away for a little bit #bc . what the Fuck? respectfully.

[seilon]

please don’t by k.will did more for the gays back in 2012 than any boy group can possibly do with fan service and crop tops in 2024

#do young kpoppies know about please don’t by k.will. im serious do they know #I think about it a lot #it’s impossible to replicate the feeling of being gay and watching that mv in the 2010s and just getting bodyslammed by the ending. #like he really just dropped that shit in TWENTY TWELVE #kibumblabs #to this day I think that’s the most explicitly gay mv ive seen in kpop by an established artist #(ie not holland. no shade to him but he kinda built his platform on being an openly gay artist and he’s not a big industry name or anything #which makes the impact significantly different. if that makes sense. anyway.) #like think about any other example. almost all of them can be brushed off as fan service or are at least vague enough to be #up for interpretation #please don’t’s ending is nearly fucking impossible to write off as anything but explicitly gay #no fanservice involved. no vague staring in each other’s eyes. just straight up Oh He’s Not Jealous Of His Friend He’s Jealous Of His #Friend’s Fiancé. oh #like that’s the whole point. interpreting it any other way doesn’t make sense with the impact it’s purposefully supposed to make #like seriously try to say ‘he’s just sad he’s losing his friend to marriage :(‘ or something. you have to be REAL fucking stupid or #deeply in denial to make that argument let alone believe it #anyway. I appreciate this mv a lot #k.will the OG of doomed yaoi in kpop #kill me #closest contender off the top of my head is one more day by sistar #also note I am talking about mvs here not songs in general #cause if I were talking about songs in general. key’s out there pretty much writing about gay sex at this point so I mean #k.will #kpop #only adding actual tags because I want you to watch this mv if you haven’t already

[anxiously-sidequesting]

To me personally malistaire is the funniest and most pathetic villain wizard101 has ever had AND I MEAN THAT SINCERELY!!! Between doomed children who have been manipulated, groomed, and isolated into becoming products of their environments, someone scorned who has been punished unfairly by having your biological heart torn out your chest and turning your children and all of reality against you to satiate their own ego, a nonhuman entity so powerful and so clueless they unintentionally threaten the lives of everyone around them, Malistaire FELL DOWN BRO. Like yeah you're bitchless now. You and me both. Get in line. Everyone in this room is bitchless. We are ALL living that ✨💅🏾💃🕺 Single Life™. You are a middle-aged man. Cope

#this post is lighthearted btw JELAJWODJTU i aint actually mad #but like...... malistaire as a villain is kinda mid though im sorry. IM SORRY ill take the L opinion if i have to #its one thing if he lost his wife to unfair systematic negligence or thru someone else's doings or smth but. no she just got sick bro 😐 #HWMSNFLEKSDIDOA EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I WILL GIVW A BAD OPINION AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM. i cant be right ALL the time /j #like if i dont focus on malistaire's motives and just his ACTIONS he seems super metal #but then he does ALLLLL of that heinous shit because his wife died. like thats absolutely very sad but damn get a grip #(fandom starts breaking in my windows and drags me out into the street) IM SORRY IM SORRY LOOK ITS JUST NOT MY CUP OF TEA #ive never been invested in those Mr. Freeze types of villains where a person they love dies due to normal circumstances- #and they go fucking BERSERK. they LOSE IT. they go like “well okay fuck the entire world i guess nothing matters” and then kill people #LIKE IF IT'S DONE IN A CERTAIN WAY I CAN BE INVESTED but more often than not to me? its just kind of funny #like “okay damn there was only ONE person keeping you from being a national criminal? okay” #and you know what? thats a mood actually. thats a mood #without my cat i probanly would have become the president by now #for some reason its a little diff for me if its like a child you lost and idk why #like if malistaire lost a kid instead of his wife id probably be more inclined to feel bad and thats terribly fucked up JSLSJSJSJ #you know what its also bias because in some shape or form i relate to all the other villains. morganthe and duncan especially #whereas in malitsaire's case i have never been married. which i mean doesnt stop me from tryna be more synpathetic i guess but im just not #ONCE AGAIN FEEL VERY BAD FOR HIM AND SULVIA. like losing someone to sickness or any reason really is a serious thing #but in terms of a fictional setting with fictional characters where one of them decides to commit genocide over it? 🧍 like okay boo u do u #i will gladly give up my mantle for the “most reasonable opinions” guy in the fandom foe this one. i deserve it #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #text posts #malistaire drake

[andorerso]

if I see one more person blaming Cassian for Bix’s torture, I fear I’m gonna commit murder

let’s get one thing clear: it isn’t anybody’s fault but Dedra’s and the doctor’s. they’re the ones who tortured her and they’re the ones solely responsible here. nobody else.

keep Cassian’s name out of your mouth if you’re gonna talk shit

#andor spoilers #yes i did genuinely see people doing that #im literally gonna get violent #also if we wanna get technical bix was in contact with luthen way before cassian #y'all really think they wouldn't have gone after her regardless of cassian? #why not blame luthen then no? #or maybe we should also blame bix for paak right? #i mean by this logic you kinda have to #or maybe we should blame the people actually responsible #be for fucking real #y'all just wanna hate cassian for the sake of hating him #in which case.... go fucking watch something else im serious #this show isn't for you #andor #shut up sissi

[hauntingblue]

Ace...?? they cloned my beautiful wife...

#ace if he was born with his mother's hair but without freckles....... #this 3d intro... damn they spent their coins here but didnt age that well xd #i love how there is nearly a movie for every character that joins since usopp.... sanji got the last one. chopper has one i havent seen #and robin now.... i mean its not their movie but you know what i mean #zoro and nami on the same wavelength i miss you.... my fag and hag sisters.... #robin old design i miss you.... her and nami look so different.... not like now.... #I MISS CHOPPER OLD DESIGN HE LOOKS SO SILLY!!! #the goofy scenes are too good..... 'luffy what are you doing''nothing just a fight' 'okay dont get lost' #also sanji with robin and nami while the others fight... the girls AND sanji #this guy looks like ace with his kinds long middle part hair and eyes.... and luffy likes seeing hum fight #i am seeing things where there are non but my beautiful not dead yet wife keeps haunting me once again #seeing luffy talk about how if he dies fighting to be pirate king then so be it and like HE DID!!!! AND THAT DIDN'T STOP HIM!! #kids with guns TUN TUN kids with guns TUN TUN #robin made a gigantesco mano.... this was visionary #ROBIN giving back the gun to the child so he shoots luffy and he can bounce it back.... luffy enabler num 1. #nami threatening a child with zoros sword.... i needed this so bad. #shryer.... your drip too hard.... your swag too different.... your smoke too hot.... they will kill you #NOOOOOOO the clone of my beautiful dead wife died just like him.... face down... #the old man is dying and zoro knows.... #shryer is alive who woulda thot..... #'be serious' 'im always serious... didnt i get out?' this is him. omg #sanji with the cooking hacks for the fight.... i am sure of it... also sanji spy come back to me.... #THE BOY IS THE SISTER??? AND THE OLD MAN AND ACE CLONE ARE BLOWN UP??? #it is flour lmao they got their ideas from the fight with crocodile #everyone is alive and well 👍🏻including the hat #that was kinda beautiful with that plot twist and everyone wanting to live and all.... #nami strangling zoro!!!! more!!! #talking tag #watching one piece #watching one piece movies

[mephoj]

something something iii devolving and crumbling as a season with the pacing and forced conflict etc. Could've been an interesting way to tie back to the fact this is the one season mephone is running All By Himself (from what we know anyway) and how its all just a failing desperate grasping attempt for him to feel in control of something for once even though its not working and he's accidentally hurting others by dragging them into it . but unfortunately it is just crumbling because it Kind of sucks

#meeple.txt #does this make sense. idk im having Thoughts #it would've been so interesting if there was like #shitty forced drama and conflict but its there Because mephone needs to keep the show running and keep up interest n ratings etc #and it just gets worse as the season gets closer to ending and hes getting more panicked and drastic as time passes #i know iii wasn't supposed to be serious at first but Well. gestures at whatever the hell theyre doing now #not tagging this in case its. taken as just iii hate #i mean it kinda is? idk i just think there was so much potential and many better ways to ease into more tension and serious tones

[hearts401]

i need ia duo name for ellis and evan bc. i wanna do more with them. they r my favorite boys......

#also bc its one thing to have cassidy and gregory #who will explicitly go against michael #and then ellis #who seems more like the kind of person to focus on cheering evan up over dealing with his home life at all #and like. im wording this terribly #while gregory would want to get involved in evans life (and typically have to hold back from doing so for his sake) #ellis would rather not i think #i mean you can see how he avoided serious topics with tony and preferred to joke around #hes the kinda guy to crack jokes with you when you're crying to make you laugh and feel better #tzu rambles #sorry for rambling in tags im. thinking thoughts

[bookwyrminspiration]

those what

#brave new world #kinda nsft #listen I KNOW the context I KNOW what it means #and I KNOW that the book is serious and a commentary and anti-authoritarian and important for that #but also this like punched me in the face in the modern day so I’m gonna laugh about it #Im allowed to be a little immature about the changes in language #as a treat

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Eddie has rainbow decorations on his store. he is gay.

Sally's house is mostly rainbow. therefore-

#for legal reasons this is a joke #but also. what if it Isnt #listen listen its kinda sus that the only people in the neighborhood with rainbows displayed on their buildings #is gay icon eddie & theater kid sally #(oh and frank. its the butterfly on his door wreath) #curiouser and curiouser.... #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #this is how julie/sally can win- #IM KIDDING im kidding #or Am I #nah im kidding. ...👁️👁️ #and then julie being a Rainbow monster 🤔 #okay now im actually joking around. thats a Stretch if ive ever heard one #BUT BOY DO I LIKE TAFFY- #yall want me to stretch further? unprompted? i can do that hold on lemme pull up the map for Purposeful Overanalysis #yellow circle next to the heart drawn on the path outside julie's. boom joystar is real. #the swingset between julie and sallys houses has hearts on it. boom joystar is real. #again: im joking around. seriously. i mean that im seriously joking not that im jokingly serious lmao #although i do have Thoughts on the swingset balloons and other things around the map #but stating it now i dont really ship any of the neighbors seriously beyond frank/eddie rn #waiting and watching. we'll see we'll see

[cosmoboba]

#heart. heart why #why heart . #there are so many other characters why . #why him . #why did he have to be the one . #why is he your highest character obsession . #I think I need to be CHECKED for every disease he's given me . #blonde SOLDIER boy #blonde SOLDIER boy don't save me . #blonde SOLDIER boy you've ruined my life . #look bitch I just KNOW that mofo canonically taken someway somehow and if not someday he might . #I mean hey listen. hand to god no hate on Clerith nor CloTi those are some great/cute dynamics that I also ship . #but can I just confess my sins on this internet on how I . sometimes. SOMETIMES . get a bit jelly #they're like...phases mk . #they come n go . in n out of me . #BUT LIKE....WHEN I DO GET JEALOUS I LIKE....YANNO... #DJ SPIN THAT IM SERIOUS BY DAY6 SHIT #(good song btw I recommend if you like kpop. it's an angst one-sided song basically Clexis/Clomina theme LMFAO) #and no im not just referring to Cloubri as I'm typing this(well. kinda both since Aubri is technically a self projection too) #but I also do selfshipping too so. keep in mind of that . #YES. YES IM THAT MENTALLY FUCKED UP THIS IS WHAT YOU SIGNED UP FOR WHEN YOU HIT THAT FOLLOW BUTTON #but GOD Cloud Strife why do you hate me to the point you made me love you . #what is this curse you have casted upon my very existence you are a DANGEROUS fuckin man . #Cloud Strife I hate you #Cloud Strife I love you #Cloud Strife go fuck yourself I can't believe you did this to me/affection #Cloud Strife you can also fuck m-/JJJJ.....unle- #I'm not gonna survive through rebirth am I . #MOM GET MY FUNERAL READY I'M PRECISELY GOING TO DESEASE ON FEB 29TH 12 AM O CLOCK SHARP

[francy-sketches]

I hateeee how asoiaf has just become the "incest books lol" to so many people. what a dumb and reductive way to look at a series that has so much more like. of all the things you could say are the central themes of asoiaf incest in not one of them lmao.(yes obviously it's present, but not nearly as much as people make it out to be) And this isn't about people who havent read it and are just judging from the outside bc who gives a shit about them. But I see this mostly from fans and its just??? what the fuck did you read/watch lmao. I mean even hotd which centers around thee incest family isnt about the incest and you'd have to have negative media literacy to think it is.

Also it's fucking insane how being uncomfortable with incest shipping gets you ridiculed in this fandom lmao. like I'm not here to be the morality police ship whatever the fuck you want idc. but dont be surprised when it makes people uncomfortable??? "ummm if you dont like incest why are you reading the incest books/watching the incest show??? weirdo" I dont fucking know man maybe all the other 348593 interesting things it's about. just a guess. And these are the same people who go on about "well just bc you write something fucked up doest mean you agree with it" which. yes! true!! then why do you uncritically endorse targ incest blood purity 😭 do you think maybe that's one of the things grrm wrote that he doesnt agree with? of course not, hotd is a cautionary tale about the dangers of not doing incest and what happens when you let your pure valyrian blood be contaminated by gross peasant genes from outside your family ^_^ obviously ^_^ and anyone who's not into your incest ships is a bigot <3 "but it's normal in their world!1!11!!!" no its not lol. and even if it was. marrying children is also normal in their world what's your point

#.txt #asoiaf #incest cw #'the gods hate incest. Look how they brought down the Targaryens' <- chracter who clearly thinks incest is normal #btw with incest i mostly mean siblings here. bc cousins seems to be pretty normal for them. but there's a big difference lol #its normal for the targs and that's it #and even then. man it would have been so interesting to explore targ incest as psychological horror rather that 'perfect uwu babies' #like imagine being a kid showing normal affection to your sibling and your parents are like. omg someone's in love <3 #thats so fucked up and interesting to me!! but no instead we get 'and baegel married his sistercousin and they lives happily ever after <3' #btw i wanna make it clear im not clutching my pearls at people who think incest in asoiaf is interesting #or like it in a 'wow that's fucked up. more' kinda way #but man the 'uwu incest romance' people are so annoying lol. daemon is a malewife sure whatever make everything boring #also i think its gross lmao but again ship what you want idc #especially when its not canon like. why do you want extra incest 🤨 #im so tired of seeing helaemond everywhere jfc leave them aloneeee. aemond is a freak but not in that way -_- #lucemond also. die #cringe ass ship names btw -_- #sorry for the rant i dont like to get too serious but this annoys me so baddd #anyway f&b was a mistake

[wantbytaemin]

if everyone’s making such a big deal out of hard ‘not sounding like shinee’ imagine how people of today would’ve reacted to ring ding dong LMAO

#already replay and love like oxygen are so different to amigo then you have Juliette which is kinda in the middle and then BOOM #ring ding DONG not one of these new age shawols would’ve given it a second glance im screaming #also may i remind you all how people reacted to view bc they did NOT like it lmao #again the ‘doesn’t sound like shinee’ argument which again. ok fine maybe you don’t know their concept so people saying it doesn’t sound #their previous stuff actually means they’re doing it right #but honestly look at their title tracks like just chronologically after rdd #like it’s LUCIFER followed by HELLO can you imagine those reactions?? then it’s fucking SHERLOCK im laughing and dream girl followed #literally straight away by WHY SO SERIOUS AND EVERYBODY which was followed by VIEW like these guys live to keep us on our toes it is their #entire thing and yet without fail after every single comeback people will say ‘oh that doesn’t sound like-‘ and ill be like oh this again? #fresh new take ive never ever heard before!