Too many people draw Spamton like some anime twink and not like the sleazy middle aged man he is who's trying to steal your wallet by any means necessary. The speculated age based on the first spam email is 45 year old!!!!!
Give him a bit of a gut and the start to a receding hairline or beat me to death. This man is WEIRD!! He's sketchy!! He's desperate!! He's damaged!! He's corrupted!! He's STRONG and DANGEROUS!! He does not have a skincare routine!! He'll borrow your umbrella just to sell it back to you!!! Give him bags under his eyes and grey in his hair!! He's tired! He's stressed!
You can draw him pint sized all you want but drawing him like some college yaoi twunk??? Over my dead body 👹
388 notes
·
View notes
Part of me is sitting here chanting for Deertuft to get his ass
The other part of me is terrified for what would happen if she actually tried to get his ass like. Girl you are a healer and he is a bloodthirsty leader who has killed two of your clan mates now. Please do not also die.
But also sincerely: fuck Archstar.
its also assuming Archstar is alone. who is to say some warriors arent near by or in hiding
That was the end of the moon though so as enraged as she was, she was just silent and stayed and cried more once he left. then went and laid on Littlestar for three days
57 notes
·
View notes
2003 Donatello meeting the other various TMNT iterations and they all think he's just a level-headed Smart Guy with a quiet disposition and a tendency to snark from the sidelines, but then he pulls off some Fuckshit at random and scares the bejeezus out of everyone else and they're like "ah yes, that's the true Donatello Spirit, sorry for assuming otherwise"
He also tells his Raph to shut the hell up for some reason or other and gets absolutely 0 reaction, which also gets the other turtles like ???
460 notes
·
View notes
“That wasn't an addison.
There was no possible way it was an addison.
It looked kind of like an addison…
But even so, it shared a remarkable resemblance to the one that they've been trying and failing to forget for years.”
It’s like those old high school reunions and everyone there just thought you were dead.
This scene is from the fan fiction made by @manofthepipis and I HIGHLY recommend giving it a read. Hope y’all enjoyed it as much as I did.
The fanfic -> [System Rebooting: Please stand by.]
Part Two (Garbage man gets a bath) -> [[Data Recovering]]
43 notes
·
View notes
Just finished watching Wilde (1997) and boy do I feel for Robbie Ross.
He really said ‘let me love and support that artist man with all that I have, even if he doesn’t love me back.’
If you want your relationship to be healthy and long-lasting, get yourself a man like that.
40 notes
·
View notes