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i-luff-wilhuff · 2 years

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Prompt from @neumh: In the vein of your book, perhaps something regarding Tarkin and droids? I'm always curious what different characters in the SW verse think of and how they interact with droids.

Hunter-Killer (2k words)

Wilhuff Tarkin had no opinion of droids.

He did use them, of course, but he used an electric razor as well, and to him there was no difference. Why should he acknowledge a droid beyond its basic use? Give a droid a single thought after its task was complete?

Such nonsense.

***

The assassination attempt on Denon was a failure.

Obviously.

Wilhuff had everything under control, killing the protester long before the stormtroopers could fire their own weapons.

There was no need to fuss over it, but his long-time friend and ally, Colonel Yularen, felt differently, and he campaigned to assign an assassin droid as Wilhuff 's personal bodyguard.

A droid bodyguard? Ridiculous!

Wilhuff was a creature of Eriadu, a survivor of the Carrion Plateau, conqueror of the Carrion Spike. Growing up in the wilds he had no droid to protect him, he certainly did not need one now.

His protests went unheard and, in a ludicrous act of intervention, the Emperor himself sent a droid to protect his prized grand moff: A Hunter-Killer series assassin droid with gleaming bronze armor, a skull-like dome, and fiery orange eyes.

Impressive as the droid’s presentation was, the whole situation was insulting, humiliating, and a complete waste of resources.

"Commentary: If it helps, master," the droid said, "I am not fond of the arrangement either."

Tarkin narrowed his ice blue eyes. "What did you say you were called?"

"I am HK-47.”

“Are you not supposed to be more agreeable?”

“Argument: I am agreeable. I informed you that the Emperor sent me to be your bodyguard, and you gave me a look like you were feasting on sour lemons.”

Wilhuff said nothing.

“Question: Are you ingesting a bitter fruit now, master?”

Though his frown maintained its severity, Wilhuff decided to unpurse his lips. “I am not.”

“Oh. My mistake, then. Direction: Now that I am your personal assassin droid, I have rules for you to follow.”

Wilhuff slowly blinked. No being in this galaxy would ever dare give him orders like this. “I beg your pardon?”

“No begging required,” HK-47 replied. “Rule #1: You will follow my orders regarding your personal safety without question.”

“No.”

“Rule #2,” HK-47 continued. “You will provide me with the details of all public appearances, social engagements, and personal matters involving one or more persons.”

“No.”

“Rule #3, and the most important rule: I will be at your side every moment of every day and night, including - and especially - while you sleep.”

Wilhuff fumed. “Absolutely not.”

HK-47 did not respond right away, instead giving Wilhuff a look that made him wonder if the droid was frowning.

“Statement: You do not have a choice in this matter. The Emperor himself put me in charge of your safety.”

"Yes, however-”

“Observation: Your disobedience would be a direct objection to his will. Is this correct?”

Wilhuff remained silent, his brain at a loss of how to counter this tyrannical toaster that barged into his life uninvited.

“Statement: I will take your lack of response as agreement to both my inquiry and the rules I have stated. Now, please, master, you may go about your business and I will stand here and wait for someone to try and kill you. Judging from what I know of you already, that shouldn't take very long.”

***

It took one month.

A single month and, of all people, it was Director Krennic who did the unthinkable.

Though perhaps...not so unthinkable, if Wilhuff had put any thought into it. But when had Wilhuff ever bothered to think too hard on the irritating gnat that was Orson Krennic?

Regardless, to pull a blaster on the grand moff? On his own ship?!

Madness...

Wilhuff hadn't actually seen Krennic draw his weapon. His focus had been on the viewport, watching the installation of the concave focus dish on his new battle station. The battle station that he, mere moments ago, confiscated from Krennic.

Behind him fabric snapped, metal crunched, and a growl of infuriated pain, and by the time Wilhuff turned around, HK-47 was standing where Krennic had once been. A crushed blaster in one hand, Krennic’s neck in the other.

“Unhand me!” the director snarled, his legs kicking like a desperate mouse over the maw of a bored nexu.

HK-47 ignored the human struggling in his grip. “Master, I strongly suggest you let me disassemble this meatbag. I can display the pieces throughout your star destroyer as a warning to others who feel compelled to pull such a stupid stunt.”

Tarkin raised a thin brow, something he rarely did unless something truly surprised him. And HK-47 was full of interesting surprises.

Krennic’s face paled. “Y-you’re mad. Tarkin, you won’t let him, will you? Tell him, Tarkin!”

Of course Wilhuff wouldn’t let his assassin droid do something so gauche.

But Krennic didn’t need to know this. Not right away.

Tarkin held his elbow, and touched a finger to his chin in open thought.

HK-47 waited patiently.

Krennic less so.

"Before I answer you, HK, I have a question for the Director. Tell me, whose project is beyond that viewport?” Wilhuff gestured behind him.

Krennic, chronically audacious as he was, held his tongue.

Wilhuff sighed. “Ah well. HK-47, did you have plans for the director’s head once removed from his shoulders?”

“Oh, there are several options, master,” HK said, wistfully.

“Alright, alright,” Krennic choked. “Project Stardust is yours. Take the whole bloody station, just let me go!”

Tarkin gave a vague gesture, and HK immediately released the Director. Before Krennic could rise, the droid loomed over him menacingly. “Warning: Try to harm my master again, meatbag, and I may not listen to him if he decides to spare your life a second time.”

Eyes wide as the new focus dish of a battle station, Krennic scurried from the room. As the door hissed shut, Wilhuff approached his droid, looking up at him with a mild frown. “Is this true? You will disobey an order of mercy if it suits you?”

“Sincerity: No, master. What I told the director was a lie. I will not disobey your orders so long as they do not endanger your life. That is my promise. The director, however, doesn’t know that. The meatbags that serve you won’t know this either. I predict the director will tell everyone what an unhinged, unstable droid I am, and as a result everyone will tread more carefully around you. It will make your job of ruling them easier, and therefore make my job of protecting you easier as well.”

Wilhuff gauged the droid’s reaction to his next question closely. “You said you ‘promised’ to obey me. Are you saying your obedience is entirely voluntary? Not part of your programming?”

“Correct. My original master undid the obedience programming when we were reunited. I am my own droid now.”

“Then why call me master?”

HK-47 tilted his head slightly from side-to-side. “Because I find it amusing.”

Wilhuff blinked.

And then he did something that he had not done in front of another being in ages…

…he laughed.

***

“I knew I never should have trusted you,” Wilhuff snarled.

He struggled against the binders as HK-47 effortlessly hoisted him over one shoulder.

HK-47 said nothing, his mechanical legs creaking noisily as he ran through the Death Star shooting any troopers or officers that stood in his way.

“Stop this!” Wilhuff shouted, squirming and kicking wildly as the droid left more of his crew dead in their wake.

“Not an option, master,” HK-47 said.

Alarms sounded throughout the base, reports of Grand Moff Tarkin’s sudden kidnapping overriding blaring over the speakers. Tarkin should be on the bridge, giving the order to fire and destroy Yavin IV and the Rebellion at long last. He was so close to his moment of triumph.

So close...

The world shifted around him as he was thrown into a closed in space, and for one terrifying moment, he thought he was being stuffed into a crate. He immediately tried to stand, but the droid grabbed his shoulders and shoved him into a chair. A pilot’s chair.

“What are you doing?” Wilhuff demanded, looking around the escape pod.

HK-47 closed the pod behind him and put the seatbelt over Wilhuff’s still-struggling form. “My job, sir.”

“Whatever the Rebels are paying you, I’ll triple it,” Wilhuff said.

HK-47 paused for a single moment giving Wilhuff a pointed look. An inscrutable look, but after so long of working with the droid, he took it as confusion.

The droid magnetized his legs to the floor of the pod and hit the thrusters.

Thirty seconds later, the Death Star exploded.

Wilhuff could not comprehend it. His battle station, was the crown jewel of the Empire, his legacy, the greatest cog in the grand Imperial Machine.

It was nothing now. Fire and debris and stardust. There was not enough of it to be an asteroid field. It was a meager mockery of one. The remains of Alderaan were larger than this.

“Brace yourself, master,” HK-47 said.

And before Wilhuff could issue a string of curses at the droid, the concussive power of the Death Star’s explosion hit the escape pod. The force of it compressed his lungs, strangled his muscles, and stars danced across his vision. As the sparkling darkness took over, he heard the ghost Krennic’s voice whisper to him…

“Oh, it’s beautiful.”

***

The pod was dead silent when Wilhuff finally awoke.

HK-47 was crouched in front of the viewport, arms wrapped around his knees, head moving only slightly as he scanned the stars, as if looking for something. Or perhaps he was merely admiring the grand view of nothingness.

Wilhuff took a deep breath, and it was only when he pulled the oxygen mask from his face did he realize he was no longer in binders. There was a warm blanket draped around him.

Unbuckling his belt, he wrapped the blanket tighter over his shoulders and looked at the readouts over the viewport. The battle station should have still been visible. There was nothing there now.

"You knew this would happen." Wilhuff said, flatly.

HK-47 didn't turn around.

"Correction: I suspected this would happen. The Rebels were neglecting your cannons, your TIE fighters, and the obvious weak points on the battle station’s surface. They were only aiming at one very specific exhaust port. I concluded this meant they knew something we didn’t, and therefore were going to be successful in their assault."

“You could have told me this,” Wilhuff snarled, unable to direct his anger anywhere but at his droid. “Instead, you kidnapped me on my own bloody battle station.”

HK-47 turned his head slightly, but didn’t look behind him. His voice was oddly quiet. “Would you have listened to me, master?”

Wilhuff recalled his own words to his first officer. Words he regrets now: "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."

His battle station was gone, but it was more than that. His people were gone. Officers who trusted him, troopers who followed him. Wullf Yularen was still on board...

Wilhuff closed his eyes a moment. “No. I wouldn’t have listened.”

HK-47 was acting strangely. Still crouched in front of the viewport he seemed to be making himself smaller than it was needed, even in the cramped space of the escape pod.

“I knew I never should have trusted you.” Recalling these words hit Wihuff’s chest in a most unsettling way.

“HK...”

HK-47 didn’t turn around.

Undeterred, Wilhuff took off his seat belt and adjusted the blanket around him as he eased out of the pilot’s chair. He sat on the cold floor beside HK-47.

“The binders were necessary,” Wilhuff said.

“Of course they were. You would have put a blaster bolt through my core otherwise.” HK-47 said, dryly.

“You know me better than most humans, HK-47.”

“Commentary: Lucky for most humans.”

Wilhuff snorted a laugh. A peculiar sound whirred from HK-47′s chest and he wondered if the droid was laughing as well.

"Where are we headed?" Wilhuff asked.

"Answer: Korriban. You will know it as Moraband.”

“The Sith world?” Wilhuff asked.

“Answer: My first master took me there 3,956 years ago. I’m familiar with the terrain assuming the Empire didn’t redecorate too drastically since I’ve been there. You will be safe until such time as we get back to a star destroyer."

“That...is a long time ago. Who was your first master?”

HK-47 hesitated. “That is a question that has an extremely complicated answer. Are you sure you want to know?”

“I should know the history of the droid who continues to save my life despite my protests.”

“You are very difficult, master.”

HK-47 turned away from the viewport and faced Wilhuff directly. Wilhuff turned towards the droid as well, adjusting his blanket accordingly and wrapping his arms around his knees. The action brought back a rare happy memory from Wilhuff’s childhood, before his uncle stole him away to the unforgiving deserts of Eriadu: He and his sister huddled under a blanket, telling stories until daybreak, scaring and awing each other with dreams of the future. Dreams that never came true for either of them.

“Narrative: His name was Revan…and he was the most infuriating, audacious, and most brilliant meatbag I have ever known.”

“Additional comment: You are a close second, master.”

Wilhuff frowned, pursing his lips.

HK-47 tilted his head. “Did you somehow smuggle lemons into the escape pod, master?

Wilhuff’s lips unpursed, but only because he cracked a smile. “Just tell me your tale, HK″

“As you wish, master.”

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castiel-stark · 2 years

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Ogeyyyy, I feel like I NEED to get this out

Like.... seriously. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO STRONGLY DISLIKES THE NEW JOHN AND MARY ACTORS?! Like!?! Apart from seeing Dean and the little clip as a Cas bait, I was seriously disappointed. To be more open,

They look like a gen z, vampire diary-ish douchbags, man. And this...

Just looks like a cover photo for a Disney show for fucks sake! They want us to believe that, they're the parents of Sam and Dean Winchesters?? THE Winchesters!? You mean the guys who literally saved the World more than ones!? Fought Lucifer!? Defeated G.O.D!?

Just look at these two...

The power these two radiate as a couple. The proper, young John and Mary Winchester.

Now these two look like they'd give birth to boys like these two....

But these....

Look like they'd be the parents of them...

(nd oh.... don't even get me started with the background song, like, seriously Jensen?)

I'm sure as hell not complaining, but absolutely am criticizing. Am I the only one?

#I have one question for the casting directors #WTF?#Supernatural #a grand show about two brothers saving the planet defeating God himself #with beautiful love track running side by #you absolutely joking with this one!?#the winchesters #the winchesters prequel #there's not even a single chance for this to sit right with the Spn fans

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starkwlkr · 2 months

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bitch, i’m a mother! | f1

female driver x f1 drivers (platonic) the reader is around the same age as daniel. i like that almost every story i read about a female driver her team ends up being porsche and I’m not mad about it :) so for this fic, the reader is driving for porsche lol also I’m just making up names for the engineers and team principal. also because I’m in love with charlie hunnam, my man is gonna make an appearance

part 1 part 3

Y/N BEING THE MOTHER OF EVERY DRIVER IN THE PADDOCK

“Y/n is so great, you’re going to love her. She’s the best.” Oscar listened to his new teammate as they walked into the Porsche hospitality. The rookie immediately felt out of place with him being the only one in papaya colors while Lando was in casual clothes.

“Hey, Lando!”

“Lando! How’s it going?”

“Norris, hey!”

Lando greeted most of the Porsche team with a smile while Oscar nodded at them. “I hang out here sometime if you couldn’t tell.” Lando joked.

“So if I can’t find you in Mclaren . . ”

“There’s a big chance I might be here.”

Oscar nodded once again. “Noted. Where’s Y/n?”

As if on cue, Y/n walked into the Porsche hospitality with her team principal by her side. Once she spotted Lando, she called out his name. As the Brit approached the driver and team principal, he gave her a big hug. It was the start of the 2023 season and they hadn’t seen each in a while, of course he was going to give her a hug.

“I’ll see you around, Y/n. Nice to see you, Lando, and you must be mclaren’s rookie. Welcome to F1, I’m Adam.” The Porsche team principal greeted Oscar.

“Thank you—” before Oscar could continue, Y/n cut him off.

“I’ve heard so many great things about you! And you’re an Aussie too! What is it with Mclaren and Aussies? Whatever, I’m glad you’re here, Oscar. I hope you enjoy yourself. Have you eaten yet? I was just in my way to get breakfast. Let me tell you a secret, the Porsche hospitality has the best food in the paddock.” Oscar instantly felt at home with the female driver. She had a comforting presence that Oscar immediately took notice of.

“Told you she’s the best. Just wait until it’s your birthday. She bakes you a cake.” Lando told Oscar.

The entire grid was together for their drivers briefing early in the morning. After going over every detail of the upcoming Grand Prix, the race director decided to let the drivers voice their concerns.

“Does anyone have any questions?”

Y/n raised her hand. “I wanna know who banned the pit wall celebration.”

“Anyone else?”

“Yeah, I’d like to know as well.” Lewis added.

“We can discuss pit wall celebrations at a later time. Excuse me, I am needed somewhere else.” The race director excused himself.

“Don’t worry, I don’t care about being banned. I’ll be there like a proud mom taking millions of pictures of you when you win.” Y/n whispered to Lewis as she layed her head on his shoulder.

“And I’ll be doing the same when you win.” Lewis replied.

“What about when I win? I also want millions of pictures taken of me and the exact same chocolate cake you baked for me for my birthday a year ago. Extra sprinkles please.” Lando smiled innocently.

“Fine, win first then I’ll bake. Shouldn’t be that hard unless you got a tractor for a car.” Y/n teased. “I love you, Lando. Of course I’ll take millions of pictures of you when you win.”

It was a perfect day to race in Silverstone. Like always, Lando had his family in attendance. He was in the mclaren garage when he spotted Y/n on one of the tvs being interviewed by Lissie.

“Hey, that’s my grid mum!” He told his engineer as if his engineer didn’t already know. His smile quickly faded when a blonde man appeared behind Y/n in sunglasses. Lando then watched as the man’s name appeared on the tv.

Charlie Hunnam, actor.

Who was he and why was he with his grid mom?

“Hey, that’s the dude from Sons of Anarchy! My wife watches that series.” Lando heared someone say. He continued to watch the screen as Lissie asked Charlie a question about Y/n.

“She’s incredible, absolutely amazing. I’m happy I finally get to see her talent in person.” Charlie replied, smiling at Y/n which made her blush.

“He’s British . . ” he mumbled.

After Lissie thanked Y/n and Charlie for the interview, the camera kept rolling on them as they walked away. That’s when Lando saw Charlie hold Y/n’s hand then pressed a kiss to the back of it.

“She’s dating a British man and she didn’t tell me?!”

Lando immediately walked out the garage and straight to the Porsche garage. He had a strong feeling Y/n would be showing her new lover around so he started there. He soon spotted the couple talking with the Porsche team principal, Adam.

“Oh, hey Lando! I was about to look for you. I want you to meet Charlie.” Y/n excused herself from Adam and introduced Charlie to her grid son.

“It’s very nice to meet you, mate. Y/n had told me a lot about you.” Charlie smiled.

“Yeah, I’ve heard nothing about you. Nada, zero, not a single thing, zilch.” Lando then turned his attention to Y/n. “I think we need to talk.”

“Okay . . ” Y/n said confused as she turned to Charlie to tell him she would be right back. Lando took her hand and dragged her to a corner away from Charlie. “Lando! What’s wrong? Are you nervous about today?”

“Why didn’t you tell me you had a boyfriend?”

Oh.

“You always tell me everything and now I kinda feel betrayed. Especially when i also found out he’s British!” Lando said dramatically.

“Lando, I’m sorry I didn’t tell you, but it just sorta happened. We met a few months ago and he’s made me the happiest ever since. I wanted to introduce you properly today.” Y/n explained.

“He makes you happy? Like genuinely happy? Because if he doesn’t I will run him over repeatedly.” Lando warned.

Y/n laughed and brought Lando in for a hug. “I know you would, but there’s no need for that. I think he’s the one.”

“Before you leave, there’s actually one more gift for you and you don’t have to guess who it’s from.”

Logan was confused, but happily accepted the gift. It was the annual F1 secret santa and he had just finished unwrapping his present. A gift wrapped perfectly with a blue bow was placed in front of him. The tag read ‘From Y/n’ in neat handwriting.

“Thank you, Y/n! I don’t even want to open it, it’s wrapped so good.” Logan chuckled.

Every year, anyone who got a nicely wrapped gift knew it was from Y/n. And any year that someone new entered the season, Y/n would give them a gift during secret santa. She did it for Lando, George, Alex, Charles, Yuki and Guanyu when they were rookies and now she was doing it for Logan and Oscar. She had even sent Nyck a present as well, she wished he was in the paddock doing secret santa as well though.

“Okay, I’ll open it, I’m too curious.” Logan finally unwrapped the present and saw it was a Miami Heat jersey singed by LeBron James. Logan almost freaked out when he saw the signature.

“Holy shit! Wait sorry, I can’t curse, but holy shit!” He took the jersey out of the box and admired it. “This is incredible.”

“You love it?” He heard the familiar comforting voice of Y/n from behind him. “I hope it’s the right size.” She joined Logan in front of the camera.

“It is, don’t worry,” he chuckled as he gave her a hug. “Thank you so much, I love it.”

“I think you just adopted another son.” The camera man told her.

“I love all my grid sons equally.”

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astrobaeza · 7 months

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FAME ASTROLOGY

unconventional and inescapable fame indicators in the birth chart pt. 1🌟

some people want to be famous -- and that's okay! But for other's, it is their destiny. Meaning, yes, their purpose in this lifetime is to be seen, adored, and renowned (good and bad). Astrology can help you identify how or when you might become famous and maybe even if you are meant to be.

(personal planets = Sun, Moon, Venus, Mars, Mercury)

29° on a planet or house

An anaretic Leo degree, this is found in the charts of not only individuals who are destined for fame, but fame that is powerful, eternal, and historical. This is the type of fame where they most likely always knew they were going to be somebody because --more often times than not --- this degree ensures you are. Ultimately, this is a karmic degree as fame is a karmic lesson. With this degree, it is imperative to remain humble and not let your power change you -- as famous as you can be is as infamous as you can become.

EXAMPLES:

Donald Trump and Drake have a Leo Ascendant at 29°(both are globally known)

Jordan Peele has his 10th H at 29° Aquarius and he has gained a long term reputation for his innovative work as a director of films like Get Out

Rapper Central Cee has his 9th House in 29° Aries and has gained extreme social media fame.

2. North Node in the 5th and 11th H

The houses of creativity, entertainment, and art and the house of groups, networks, and friendships. Having this fated point in either of these houses can indicate someone who can be extremely influential through their creations, work, or anything made or presented by them (sometimes even themselves).

EXAMPLE:

Ariana Grande does not have any traditional fame placements, yet has her NN in her 11th House and is one of the biggest pop stars in the world. She has amassed a large following of people and will continue to do so.

3. 12th House Placements / Stellium

To have a 12th house stellium is to be capable of a different kind of fame. This is the fame that is not just visible, but the most influential and impactful I believe. The 12th house rules the subconscious, all things hidden, the collective as a whole. It is to reach people on a level that is not visible -- to influence masses as a whole. It is being able to reach people on a subconscious level, and understand and touch mankind due to this spiritual magnitude. This is superstar power. Think Beyoncé, Doja Cat, The Weeknd, Justin Bieber. Love them or hate them, their fame is more than just being known. They are icons of our generation, LEGENDS in the making. Their work, them as people, their media presence is unforgettable and irreplaceable.

4. 28° on a planet or house

The notorious "millionaire degree". This is also the "household name degree" and sure enough, this degree is found in the charts of people who are not only influential but unique in their influence. "One-of-a-kind" energy. To have this degree in your chart is to always be remembered for something, even if you are no longer famous. It is for your name and YOU to be known in a unique way on a medium or high-scale level.

EXAMPLE:

Kim Kardashian has her Sun, moon and Jupiter at 28° and she is indeed a household name in media.

Ice Spice has her Mars at 28° and she is on her way to becoming a household name in the music industry.

5. 9th House Stellium + the above degrees on this house

The ninth house governs higher education, philosophy but also the media. With a stellium in this house, there is a concentration of energy on these matters. This can result in being social media famous, or famous in the media as a whole or through use of media.

EXAMPLE:

Rapper Diddy has his Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Jupiter in his 9th house and he is definitely a legend (again, love him or hate him).

Leonardo DiCaprio has his Sun, Mercury, Venus, Mars, and Uranus in his ninth house and he is an icon in the movie industry.

Ultimately, these are a few of the more unconventional or specific indicators of fame. And ultimately it is up to the individual to utilize their potential. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

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h4m1lt0ns · 8 months

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HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.

episode six :: THANK U, NEXT.

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴max verstappen x ex!y/n

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔y/n has come to save the industry, oh and max crashes.

fc – wonyoung jang (28)

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕max crashes and dnfs, shady behavior, i accidentally said w13 instead of w14.

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georgerussell63 i literally jumped out of my seat and toto side eyed me SO hard bUT LETS GOO

➜ y/n FISKEJJA PLSSS

username THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

username mother has come to save us 😮‍💨🙏🏻

username i literally screamed at work

➜ y/n makes both of us 😁

username dropped to my knees in the middle of the gym

username claiming is there someone else

➜ username claiming starry eyes 🤞🏽

➜ y/n they actually transition into each other

➜ username WOAH.

➜ username OH?

alexandrasaintmleux heartbreak syndrome tour when

➜ y/n 👀

➜ alexandrasaintmleux you best BELIEVE i will attended every show 😌

francisca.cgomes BUT IT WAS ALL IN MY HEAYEAHYEAHYEAHEAD

➜ y/n IT WAS ALL IN MY HEAD

➜ username STOP TEASING US OML

➜ landonorris KIKA HEARD IT???

➜ y/n well.

➜ landonorris I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAVOURITE MUM 😢

➜ y/n YOU ARE BABY IM SORRY 😭

pierregasly literally ran a lap, i’m too excited.

➜ charles_leclerc he actually did

lilymhe MY WIFE IS BACKKK

➜ alexalbon come on man

➜ lilymhe no babe lOOK AWAY

➜ y/n i say let him watch 🥱

➜ alexalbon 🤨

☆ IMESSAGE with ; BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

y/n: GUESS WHOS COMING TO THE ITALIAN GRAND PRIX

honey badger : iS THIS A PISS TAKE???

my baby lando: shut up 😒

my baby lando: shut the actual fuck up 😟

chili!: YOU BETTER BE FOR REAL

chal eclair: REALLY OH MY GOD Y/N

alabono: PULL UP IMMEDIATELY 😁

PIERRE GASLYYYY: YEAHHHHH BOY

chal eclair: you’re coming to the ferrari garage first i don’t make the rules 🙏🏻

chili!: what charles said 🙏🏻

PIERRE GASLYYYY: UHM NO ???

alabono: c’mon now we all know where she’s going first

my baby lando: to the mclaren garage obv ??

chili!: no tf she’s not 😐

princess george: guys

chal eclair: ferrari garage or i run out into the track so i get ran over

chili!: oKAY RELAX 🔥

my baby lando: listen

my baby lando: i’ll be holding y/n hostage in the mclaren garage just so you know 🧡

alabono: see this just won’t work mate 🫤

princess george: GUYS

honey badger: i was gonna say rb garage but i’ll stay quite lmfao

PIERRE GASLYYYY: yeah let us know how that will turn out 🙄

my baby lando: yeah how abt no.

yukino: i will turn everyone into human sashimi if i don’t see y/n in MY end of the garage tmrw 🙏🏻❤️🔥

y/n: 😟

my baby lando: 😟

alabono: 😟

chal eclair: CHILL MATE

chili!: bwoah

PIERRE GASLYYYY: okay yeah no

princess george: GUYS.

princess george: y/n will be staying at the mercedes garage and hospitality

princess george: your welcome btw i convinced her to come

my baby lando: george william russell, i know where you live.

chili!: ?????????

chal eclair: ^^^^

PIERRE GASLYYYY: retweet

y/n: wait

y/n: yuki where tf have u been

yukino: i don’t feel like talking to people sometimes

y/n: retweet that

honey badger: real

chili!: honestly tho

my baby lando: real as fuck

alabono: still not over y/n picking george over the rest of us 🥲

chili!: yEAH WHY HIM HE’S NOT SPECIAL

chili!: HE’S BRITISH

yukino: retweet THAT

my baby lando: oH CARLOS YOU HAVE A PROBLEMS WITH BRITS NOW HUH??

honey badger: fIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

y/n: you guys are the most unserious mfs

chal eclair: bae george is not special

chal eclair: come home to ferrari 🙏🏻❤️

chili!: literally like ??

alabono: HOME?? FERRARI???

PIERRE GASLYYYY: ^^^^

my baby lando: “come home to ferrari”

my baby lando: i just had an aneurism

chal eclair: 😐

y/n: we’re literally gonna be together all day 😭

y/n: plus apparently roscoe hamilton is coming tmrw so

my baby lando : YOU PICKED A DOG OVER ME??

y/n: same same

my baby lando: BITCH 😭

honey badger: HAKSKANSJA

chili!: I CACKLEDDDDDD

chal eclair: LMFAOOOO

princess george: ROFLLLLLLL

my baby lando: we hAD A NO BULLYING POLICY

y/n: can’t hear you over doing my makeup while lily, carmen and kika scream along to lana del rey 🤍

my baby lando: i don’t like you.

y/n: liar

my baby lando: true

MAX VERSTAPPEN COMMENTS ON HIS DNF AT THE ITALIAN GRAND PRIX:

#f1 x reader #f1 fanfiction #f1 smau #f1 x y/n #f1 x you #charles leclerc x reader #carlos sainz x reader #lando norris x reader #daniel ricciardo x reader #lewis hamilton x reader #george russell x reader #max verstappen #yuki tsunoda x reader #pierre gasly x reader #alex albon x reader

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pucksandpower · 1 year

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Lewis Hamilton x rocket scientist!Reader - Social Media AU

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yourusername for nearly five years, i have had the opportunity to help mankind explore the cosmos and to combine the science of engineering with the mysteries of space. but now it is time for me to embark on my next adventure. i want to thank NASA and all of the amazing friends i made through work for the once-in-a-lifetime experience. keep an eye out for what’s next, the race is on

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nasa_langley it won’t be the same without you! all the best in your next chapter

yourbestfriend pretty offended that i’m learning about this through an instagram post

yourusername i’ve been sworn to secrecy until the official announcement but i promise that all will be revealed soon 🤐

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mercedesamgf1 Welcome to our new Technical Director!

We are delighted to announce that Y/N Y/L/N is coming onboard to take the lead on designing next season’s Mercedes-AMG F1 W15 E Performance. She joins the team from NASA, where she was the Director of Aerodynamics Research.

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silverarrowfan i don’t know how i feel about choosing someone with no experience working in f1 not to mention no motorsport experience whatsoever

mercdefender she literally designed rockets

silverarrowfan rockets aren’t formula 1 cars

mercdefender rockets are rockets and she’s one of the most renowned aerodynamicists in the world. the team desperately needed a designing shake up so that’s exactly what they’re getting

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skysportsf1 Toto Wolff explains why he ventured outside the bounds of motorsport to find Mercedes’ new Technical Director

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yourusername adding “launcher of humans into space” to my resume as we speak

womenofmotorsport it’s only been five minutes since the announcement and i already love her

racinggrace i don’t get why some fans are upset. it’s not like toto picked a random stranger off the street, he poached one of NASA’s top engineers

formulazero exactly! she is the best of the best in her field and i’m confident that all the knowledge she applied to building rockets can be adapted to building a dominant f1 car

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kymillman GAME FACE ON

Mercedes’ newly appointed Technical Director Y/N Y/L/N looks stylish but stern as she joins the team for the first time at the Monaco Grand Prix. The aerodynamics engineer is on scene to meet with Mercedes drivers and staff and gather what data she can about the W14 to improve upon when designing the next generation. One thing is for certain, all eyes will be on the W15 to start the 2024 season.

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yourusername my RBF strikes again. i promise i don’t bite (most of the time)

formulafashion it’s honestly a serve. you have the whole untouchable woman in stem look perfected

paddockgirlie i have a feeling she’s going to be a fan favorite

formulafashion her and lewis alone will give mercedes more style than the rest of the teams combined

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f1 What a difference a year can make!

Lewis Hamilton’s comments about his car before the Saudi Arabian Grand Prix in 2023 versus 2024 are night and day. With a win in Bahrain to start the season already under his belt and a car that has been able to outmatch the competition, will the stars continue to align for the seven-time World Champion?

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kartwheels it’s a miracle! what changed from last season?

mercedesf1updates y/n y/l/n

lightsoutmerc a new technical director behind the car design

yourusername mercedes hospitality added vegan brownies so now lewis is less grumpy. and yeah, i guess the car might have helped a little too

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mercedesamgf1 Dream team 👊

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mercedes4life george reading this like 👁️👄👁️

hamilfan lewis is straight up hogging her which is understandable since she gave him a proper car again after two seasons we would all rather forget

yourusername i wouldn’t say “hogging”

georgerussell63 i would. i’m 99% sure lewis trained roscoe to growl at me any time i get close to you

yourusername we invited you to join us for dinner

georgerussell63 and then forgot i existed so you drove away without me while i was in the restroom

yourusername we’re really sorry about that

georgerussell63 i had to call toto to pick me up because there were no cabs and the restaurant was an hour away from the hotel!

mercedesamgf1 please continue. it’s been a quiet day at work and admin is bored 🍿

greeneggsandhamilton we are not worthy 🛐

mercedesamgf1

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mercedesamgf1 The hot lap everyone has been waiting for

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lewishamilton there’s a reason y/n is the engineer and i’m the driver

yourusername never again

lewishamilton i thought it was fun

yourusername of course you did. i’m just happy i managed a lap without crashing

sirlewis44 y/n looks terrified

yourusername i learned that i prefer to optimize g-force, not experience it

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f1wagupdates Y/N Y/L/N spent nearly the entire summer shutdown with Lewis Hamilton. The two attended numerous fashion shows and even enjoyed a week cruising around the French Riviera on a yacht together with a group of friends. They certainly seem a lot closer than coworkers. Are they just friends or something more?

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lewislover mercedes 🤝 iconic motorsport couples

gridgossip first toto and susie, now lewis and y/n? they’re simply too powerful

awaywego do you see that last photo? no way they’re not together when they’re practically drowning in each other’s eyes

yourusername

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yourusername i could go on and on for days about lewis hamilton, the driver. how talented and determined and passionate he is. but anyone who has watched him race already knows that. so instead i want to talk about lewis hamilton, the man. lew, you are the strongest and most compassionate person i know and i know that you want to be remembered for that just as much as you want to be remembered for your accolades on the track. my heart is so full for you and the memories that we built together around the world. i love you more than i can put into words

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lewishamilton you push me to be a better driver and, more importantly, a better person. every struggle and obstacle was worth it because they led us to each other

timetogoporpoising i’m so happy for you guys

timetogoporpoising on a totally unrelated note, i’m going to go cry and eat an entire tub of ice cream

mercedesamgf1 admin can relate. seeing them completely in love tends to have that effect on anyone around them

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lewishamilton another world drivers’ championship on my shelf and another world constructors’ championship for the team, and it’s all thanks to this incredible woman right here. she has a tendency to praise everyone except herself but despite how humble she is, this was only possible because of her. there were times just last season when i feared this day would never come but one announcement about her hire during a team meeting changed that all and y/n stormed into our lives like an avenging angel ready to drag us back to glory. i love you so much, baby. let’s run it back next season

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yourusername you + me + the W16 = #9 🏆

georgerussell63 + george

yourusername our favorite third wheel

mercedesamgf1 still hungry for more 🙌

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gwenthebard · 10 months

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I love Nimona for like, literally saying "not everyone can be saved by being shown the truth". The Director literally sees a teenager (?) attempt to impale herself on a sword, get saved by a man literally saying he's there for her, and watches her cry into his arms because he cared enough to save her, and still is willing to blow up half the city to kill her

There's no hesitation or moment of regret, she's thoroughly brainwashed with hate and would have been happy if Nimona did impale herself. She wouldn't have slept wrong if she had blown up the city. There was never a story where The Director was redeemed

So often in media with these themes there's an idea that everyone can be redeemed if people talked, that everyone has a potential to become good, that even the worst villain can want to do good in the world and give up their hatred. She Ra literally had the emotionally abusive mom Shadow Weaver still manage to turn around to help her kids. The idea that, if you spend enough time with someone and put enough effort into them, they will change

Nimona was almost a breath of fresh air for being able to say "yeah, sometimes people are bastards and too thoroughly set in the ways they grew up in. Sometimes you can't just give a grand gesture and speech and make everyone change their mind. It's not your fault, and you don't need to torture yourself trying to justify your existence to these people"

#nimona

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scuderiakarts · 5 months

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Certain sections of F1 media literally can’t breathe without denigrating Susie Wolff. When she got appointed managing director of F1A - it’s because of Toto. When F1A has success - it’s because she’s married to Toto and he’s influenced the other teams. When Toto is accused of something unethical - “did you know his wife works with the FIA?” [even though she’s not involved in this at all and is not accused of having leaked information]

Susie Wolff is a racing driver in her own right. She’s been a successful Team Principal in Formula E, and CEO of a racing team (one that was in direct competition with Mercedes might I add). She was a Formula 1 development driver and the first woman to drive in a Grand Prix weekend for more than 20 years.

She has a career that she’s earned on her own, completely separate from who she chose to marry, and the reduction of her to just “Toto’s wife” - including by other F1 Team Principals - is such blatant, ugly sexism.

“Imagine if Geri Horner was working in F2?” If Geri Horner had Susie’s resume I would love for her to be working in motorsports because we need more women in motorsports at all levels, including at the top?

#and I’m not defending Toto btw if he did insider trading that’s obviously bad #personally I think they all use all the contacts they have at the FIA to figure out information ahead of time because that’s pretty much #part of your job description when you’re in a role like that but whatever #but Toto doing something unethical is not a reason to attack Susie for something she’s not even being accused of involvement in #sexism in this sport rears it’s ugly head yet again can’t say I’m surprised #susie wolff #mercedes #f1

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👛🖤SELF-CONCEPT👛🖤

CONTENTS OF THE POST

- MEANING OF SELF CONCEPT

- IS IT NECESSARY TO MANIFEST ?

- HOW TO IMPROVE IT ?

- SELF CONCEPT AFFIRMATIONS

- QUOTES ON SELF CONCEPT BY NEVILLE GODDARD

👛MEANING OF SELF CONCEPT

The way we perceive ourselves and the ideas we hold about our competencies and attributes is called self-concept. ( This definition is from my psychology textbook but it described self concept really well )

🖤IS IT NECESSARY TO MANIFEST ?

Self concept is not necessary when it comes to manifesting but it is very helpful and it does make manifesting more simple and easy.

👛HOW TO IMPROVE IT ?

💞Affirm !! Affirm and saturate your mind with those affirmations. The best way to reprogram your subconscious is through REPETITION. The more you repeat a thought / affirmation , the more dominant it will become.

👡Never underestimate the power of music. If you go on a spotify , just search self concept or confidence or that girl playlist & you will find so many songs which are filled with powerful and positive affirmations. Artists like Nicki Minaj , Le sserafim , Ariana Grande always include powerful affirmations in their songs. Listening to their songs enhanced my self concept.

💞Find a role model! Refer to my post on self concept icons , there are three parts in total . Click here - 1, 2 , 3. Suppose you want a self concept like Blair Waldorf , you can use her effect affirmations and a playlist dedicated to Blair and her vibes. Or maybe your self concept icon is Song Jia ? Then use affirmations based on her and listen to playlists dedicated to her. I have made affirmations for Jia too !! Your self concept icon can be anyone !!!! If you go on spotify and just search Blair , Regina, Song Jia or Thewizardliz etc you will find alot of playlists dedicated to them.

👡Create an alter ego and start acting like her . YOU ARE HER NOW !!! STOP IDENTIFYING WITH YOUR OLD SELF WHO HAD POOR SELFCONCEPT. THAT VERSION DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE.

💞Already assume that you have a perfect self concept . Don't give the old story any attention or don't waste your energy on your old self. Stop affirming how you have a " bad " self concept and need to work on it. Just assume that you have a perfect self concept already.

👡Mental diet can do wonders. Whenever you have a thought that doesn't align with your perfect self concept. Ask yourself , "Does this thought align with my perfect self concept?" . If the answer is no , then reject it. Become aware of your thoughts and only entertain productive and useful thoughts. Have a positive SELF TALK

💞Realize how powerful you are. You control your reality. You tell your reality/ 3D what to do. Your circumstances , 3D or reality doesn't control you, you control them. Your inner world creates the outer world. Stop victimizing yourself. You are the main character and director of your life. Start acting like it.

Self concept work is supposed to be easy and fun . Don't complicate it.

🖤SELF CONCEPT AFFIRMATIONS

I have a strong and empowering self concept .

I am the creator of my reality

I control how my life unfolds

Everything always works out to my advantage

Circumstances and things are always rigged in my favor

I deserve the best in every area of my life

I am the girl who has it all

I am the It girl of my reality

Nothing is impossible in my world

I am good at everything

I am a master manifestor

I am the best

I am loved and valued

I am wanted by everyone

I am the prize

The world is my oyster

I am successful at everything I do

I have Lucky girl/ boy syndrome

I am the universe’s favorite child, so all my needs and wants are always met, instantaneously

I am powerful beyond limits

I am fearless, unstoppable , invincible and antifragile

I am the one with all the health, wealth, and happiness in the world.

I have a perfect self concept

I can maintain a good mental diet easily.

I am aware of my thoughts

I only think useful and productive thoughts

I am completely in love with myself

I always get what I want

I don't chase , i attract

I am a priority , queen / king , and chosen.

👛QUOTES ON SELF CONCEPT BY NEVILLE GODDARD

"Your opinion of yourself is your most important viewpoint. You are infinitely greater than you think you are.”

“Change your conception of yourself and you will automatically change the world in which you live. Do not try to change people; they are only messengers telling you who you are. Revalue yourself and they will confirm the change.”

“Stop trying to change the world since it is only the mirror. Man’s attempt to change the world by force is as fruitless as breaking a mirror in the hope of changing his face. Leave the mirror and change your face. Leave the world alone and change your conceptions of yourself. The reflection then will be satisfactory.”

“To reach a higher level of being, you must assume a higher concept of yourself."

“I AM wealthy, poor, healthy, sick, free, confined were first of all impressions or conditions felt before they became visible expressions. Your world is your consciousness objectified. Waste no time trying to change the outside; change the within or the impression; and the without or expression will take care of itself. When the truth of this statement dawns upon you, you will know that you have found the lost word or the key to every door. I AM (your consciousness) is the magical lost word which was made flesh in the likeness of that which you are conscious of being.”

"Everything depends upon our attitude towards ourselves. That which we will not affirm as true of ourselves cannot develop in our life.”

"Our present mental conversations do not recede into the past, they advance into the future to confront us as wasted or invested words.”

"The individual’s inner speech and actions attract the conditions of his life.”

“Nothing is impossible to you.”

“Live your life in a sublime spirit of confidence and determination.”

“The world cannot change until you change your conception of it. 'As within so without'.”

"" The part you play on the world's stage is determined by your conception of yourself ."

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