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ashensdotcom · 4 months

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REALLYYYYYYYYY LONG RAMBLE ABOUT ASHENS INBOUND!!!!!

crossposted from my spacehey

so one of my favorite youtubers Ashens is making a new movie and it looks reallyyyyyy cool and I'm so excited for it!!!! he's done two other movies before, but both of them are comedies, and this upcoming one is a horror so I'm excited to see what it's gonna be like!!! and I love love love horror movies also, so even unrelated to ashens I'm excited to see it!! :D

it's called Turn Back and it's a folk horror (I LOOOOOOVE FOLK HORROR AAHHHHH IM SO EXCITED IM SO EXCITED i need to watch way more folk horror movies for sure) and it's TOLD IN REVERSE it's gonna be so cool to see how that's gonna be executed, I love movies that you have to sit on and think about and then watch again and only Then do you only Start to get the full picture aaahhskgjjss that's what the wicker man is like to me (WHICH IS ANOTHER EXCELLENT FOLK HORROR FILM) and that's one of my favorite favorite favorite movies of all timeeeee and it's really funny to reflect on it because on my first watching of it I actually didn't like it very much but then I gave it another chance and THAT'S when it really clicked in my brain hehehe

if the movie sounds interesting to you it's doing crowdfunding rn on turnbackmovie.com !!! there's some really cool perks I'M SO EXCITED TO GET MINE AHHHHHH

the ETA on the movie is late 2024 / early 2025 SO IT GIVES ME SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO!!!!! :D it's like a christmas gift hehehe!!

and speaking of movies ashens has made, my mom said she wants to watch ashens and the quest for the gamechild AND ashens and the polybius heist with me!!!! yaaaaay!!!!!! (also if you want to watch them they are free on tubi!!!!! at least here in the USA they are :P I know tubi isn't the same from country to country but HOPEFULLY it's available for free on there in your country too!!) (I learned that because my british friend wanted to watch The Saint starring roger moore and I was like ohh it's on tubi for free!! but she said it wasn't available in her country even though it was on mine :( which sux :,( aaa)

I actually had totally forgotten I introduced my mom to ashens lol, my mom doesn't like youtubers who shout and scream and stuff, and tends to have an aversion towards high-energy stuff in general, (which is a lot of what I like ESP MUSIC but it's ok) so I was like ohh I have the perfect idea!! since ashens is very mellow in all his videos and stuff I can watch them with my mom and so I showed some of his stuff to her and she likes it!!!!

which I had completely forgotten about when I was showing her the trailer for polybius heist xP I didn't think she knew who he was bc I forgot I showed him to her so I was like oooo you wanna watch this cool heist movie with me so bad oooooooo

and she was like ok!! and i was like HUH WHAT REALLY ?! and then I told her about the quest for the gamechild n she said she wanted to watch that one first (since it came out first) so I'm soooo excited to watch both of them with her x3

and then I came back later and I was like mamaaaa I need help making a financial decision :P which was y'know me buying a perk to support the funding for turn back . and TL;DR she was like "you should treat yourself" bc I don't buy things for myself very often.. she was like "it's almost valentine's day you can be your own valentine" WHICH.... TRUE!!!!!!!! I can't remember her wording but she said something like "imagine if you had a partner what you'd buy for them" and iwas like .......... ur right....... I am my own partner........ and I do buy things for my friends quite a bit so... xP might as well get something for myself ur right........ SO IM GETTING THE ASHENS RETRO DVD COLLECTION!!!!!! AAAAHHH!!!!!! IM SOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!

that's actually quite an emotional thing to me... (in a good way)

because like y'know I haven't been an adult for very long, I graduated high school literally not that long ago and I haven't been in the workforce for super long y'know so I never really like.... idk I did get money as a gift sometimes and I'm not gonna act like I didn't bc I am grateful, but it's not the same as like... actually Consistently Making Money and Having Money To Spend y'know? so whenever I saw youtubers advertise their own merch I was always like "ohh this looks cool but I don't really have that kinda money to throw around this much" so it was always like "damn. looks cool" and left it at that

and I thought that was what was gonna happen with the retro dvd collection too!!! bc the perk to get it is freaking expensive!!!! BUT LIKE...!!! I'M AT A POINT IN MY LIFE WHERE I CAN SPEND THAT MONEY EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE AND IT NOT BEING A PROBLEM!!! WHICH IS CRAZYYYYYYYYYY LIKE I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO GET IT. THIS REALLY COOL LIMITED MERCH THAT'S LIKE SUPER EXCLUSIVE AND IS GONNA BE REALLY COOL AND IT'S SIGNED BY ASHENS TOO AAAHHHH AND IT'S JSUT. IT'S SUCH A UNIQUE FEELING OF SEEING SOMETHING REALLY COOL AND KINDA VAGUELY DAYDREAMING ABOUT HAVING IT BUT JUST DISMISSING IT BC UR USED TO DISMISSING STUFF LIKE THAT BUT THEN YOU REALIZE THAT YOU'RE AT A POINT WHERE YOU ACTUALLY CAN GET IT. LIKE IT'S AN ACTUAL POSSIBILITY NOW. AAAAAAHHHHHHHH I have so much to look forward to which I'm really grateful for :,3

LOOK I HAVE A PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY EVER BACKED A CROWDFUNDING CAMPAIGN BEFORE EVER IN MY LIFE SO THIS IS A REALLY COOL FEELING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT ONLY AM I BUYING AND GETTING COOL STUFF BUT ALSO MY MONEY IS GOING DIRECTLY TO HELP THE PRODUCTION OF THE FILM!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAHHHH!!!!!!!! SUUUUUUCH A COOL FEELING!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK SORRY THAT WAS SOOOOOOO LONG!!!!!! I just love love love ashens' content so much I could talk about it for so many paragraphs more but I'm not gonna make this blog any longer x) I just needed to get all of this out of my system instead of sending it all into one of my friends' DMs lol!!

so excited for turn back!!!!! yay!!!!!!

#ashens #my post #turn back #turn back movie #ashens and the quest for the gamechild #ashens and the polybius heist #blogging #blog

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cuttingstone · 3 years

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hello 💓 what are some of your favorite horror movies?

:really loudly: hiiiiiiiiiii :3c

i’ve just started appreciating horror as a genre recently so my favorites are rather entry level wah!! in no particular order:

suspiria (1977 & 2018) i know i just said no particular order but both of these films are movies of all time to me. who wants to be girl best friends like in that movie with me!! & i love both of them so much for different reasons!! i hesitate to call the 2018 version a remake because they’re so different tonally and visually. also would rec watching the 2018 version first because the 1977 version will rewrite your brain chemistry.

re-animator (1985) one of the first horror movies i watched on halloween night. herbert west is trans and gay. very campy and fun. someone inject me with glowing green goop rn.

possession (1981) this movie is actually a romance. okay but this movie hasn’t left my brain since i watched it a month ago..

train to busan (2016) i have a soft spot for zombie media and this is thee zombie movie of all time. all other zombie media take notes.

the lighthouse (2019) / the vvitch (2015) although two very different movies theyre by the same director and he has a very specific tone and way of making movies (see period horror pieces) that i feel safe grouping them together <3 <3 <3 i love them both & want to live in the worlds they make. also i think it would be funny for thomasin and thomas to interact

crimson peaks (2015) all i can say is me and who!!

#my favorite kind of horror movie is psychological thriller and surrealist trippy can you tell <3 #tried to include a few different genres tho!!#also to rec are the candyman sequel that came out this year and naked lunch!!#didn’t include them because i’ve only watched them once and recently so i am still processing :^)#i watched nbc hannibal and all of a sudden my brain chemistry was rewritten that i’m okay with horror movies now #shoot me down for this but i loooooove 2018 suspiria #i love dirty grimy movies with beige lighting and conkcrete #i need to start a letterboxd to keep track of all the movegys i’ve watched and my emotions about them..#tysm for the ask anon!!!! throwing a very cool rock at you!!!!#this list probably isnt very exciting or original aopsidgjaposidfuasdg #i haven’t yet curated my tastes enoigh to give very exciting answers #anon #answered

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constablegoo · 3 years

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things I like my rp partners to know.

I like to be called: indigo!

one thing you should know about me: shaking hands with basil here, im usually pretty slow with replies but coming up on 3 years of writing odo (uh ok holy shit) and this is my home now. i really don’t have a lot of spare time/energy for intro/plotless threads and prefer to build a story with you, get to know you and your muse so that we can get right into the thick of things - even if its just a little angle to start! i also loooooove to chat with people who are new to star trek or ds9, familiarity is not a prereq!! every time someone comes to talk to me about it, the excitement fuels me and a changeling gets their wings.

one thing you should know about rping with my character(s): i like to get to know people first from odo, but i have a sideblog with basically everybody else on it too :]c i like to make the story arcs HAPPEN.

first language: english

age range: under 13 | 14–17 | 18–22 | 23–25 | 26–29 | 30+ | 40+ | 70+

am I okay with nsfw?: yes | no | some nsfw (generally fine with gore/body horror/etc, anything plot-related but no sexually explicit stuff)

my favorite/most common thing to rp is: angst | fluff | smut | crack | action | plots | AUs | violence | darker themes | idk i like to see characters overcome things, grow, change, connect, develop their relationships, go on mad adventures, heal and help each other heal, adapt, learn, question themselves, have grouchy days and good days, basically i just don’t like angst for angst’s sake or overly dark stuff. i love to laugh ok i guess i like sitcoms in space and i like science fiction not science magic star trek is a silly silly show but when it digs in deep it digs in deep(spacenine)

canon character rp friendly?: yes | no | (oc favoritism club tbh <3)

rp blog: does contain ooc posts | doesn’t contain ooc posts | occasionally contains ooc

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krystalficloverdh · 4 years

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My hero - Are you All Might’s secret love child or something?

HI GUYS

ANOTHER CHAPTER FROM “MY HERO”

Chapter 8

You can read the rest HERE

“Are you sure she’s your brat?” Tomura asked a man standing in the corner of the closed bar with his arms crossed.

Kurogiri finished cleaning a glass and placed it over the counter upside down give the man a side glance. “The girl you abandoned because you thought she was powerless?” He asked and the man clenched his hands and gave the mist man a murderous glance. “Shame on you Hisashi…” He said and crouched down when a blast of fire almost hit him.

Tomura raised his eyebrows with his mouth open in shock. “If you call that beast powerless I don’t wanna know when someone it’s not.” He said sarcastically as he looked at Hisashi fuming fire through his nostrils. “She’s got a powerful sword, just like All Might.” He said with venom as he felt a shiver remembering when she chased after him.

“Sword...?” Hisashi talked for the first time.

“Interested now?” Kurogiri teased the man earning another blast of fire. “The UA’s festival is today if your interested in your offspring.” He said as he pated away the fire from his armor over his chest camly. “You can see her in action.”

Hisashi looked away for a moment, his curls over his forehead hiding his eyes, he separated himself from the wall and walked to open the door.

“Where’re you going?” Tomura asked.

Hisashi turned to face him while smirking. “Flowers.” He walked outside leaving the other guys confused.

“Maybe I should pay her a visit too…” Tomura said after a while as he scratched his neck, Kurogiri just shrugged and returned to clean the glasses.

“Want a milkshake?” Kurogiri asked.

Tomura rolled his eyes at him but nodded.

Izuku was excited as she saw the board, she would be against some man named Shinsou, if she wins she would be against Kendo and then Todoroki-kun. Her brunette friend was shaking in anticipation as she saw the name of Katsuki Bakugou next to hers.

“Don’t you dare to go easy on me Tribe prince!” Ochako challenged Katsuki, who was looking at the board with a creepy smile, he was going against the Monoma guy.

“Bold of you to assume that I’ll go easy on you.” He growled as he looked down at her.

“I’ll send you flying into hyperspace.” Ochako pointed with her staff at him.

“Bring it! I’d like to see you fucking try round face!” He said as he let little sparks from his palms.

Izuku sighed as she separated the two with the motion of her fingers. “Save that energy for the fight.” She looked at the board again and clicked her tongue in disappointment. “Man I really wanted to kick his ass.” She smirked at Katsuki. “Kick his ass on my behalf.” She punched him playfully his chest getting his attention back to her.

Katsuki grabbed with one hand her fist and pulled her to him. “My fucking pleasure.” He purred softly in her ear.

Izuku closed her eyes for a second and glanced up, she flashed her eyelashes at him and her fist opened over his chest. God, she loved this man, ever since that mission the two of them have been flirting so openly that anyone around them could swear that they were a couple already.

“Oh! Stop aggressively flirting in front of a single lady.” Ochako placed the back of her hand over her forehead dramatically. “Tsuyu give mama some love!” She said as she hugged her frog friend and Tsuyu patted her back in sympathy.

“Not now.” Izuku remembered herself, she cleared her throat and separated painfully away from him. She was about to say something when she felt an intense gaze behind her and she turned around to find Todoroki-kun walking in her direction. “Todoroki-kun, what is it?” She asked when he was a feet away.

“Can I talk to you for a second?” He motioned her to follow her and she nodded.

“I’ll see you at the arena.” Izuku waved her friends as she followed the prince into a deserted hallway.

After looking both ways, making sure that no one was there he looked at her in the eye. The silence was so awkward that she decided to initiate the conversation.

“So what’s up?”

He blinked, he walked slowly making her walk back until she was pressed against the wall, he eyed her up and down and the sword behind her as he placed a hand over the wall next to her face.

“Uh Todoroki-kun? You good?” She was getting nervous as he invaded her personal space.

“I sensed it.” He said it quietly and she frowned. “Back at the USJ incident when you used your sword.” She flinched at that, he grabbed softly her right hand giving her chills and traced her little scars from using One For All. “Others didn’t but I did...I felt that power before, it was too similar.” He watched her hand curiously and back up to her face.

“Okay this is it...I’m screwed.” She lamented internally as she felt cold sweat starting to run down her neck.

“Are you All Might’s secret love child or something?” He asked and she froze.

“Okay, that was not what I expected.” Her thoughts rang in her head, she laughed and scratched her cheek with her other hand. “That’s a good one!” She clapped his shoulder. “I swear, I’m not his daughter nor any relative.”

“Still, you’re connected to him somehow.” She bit her lip as he continued. “My father is King Endeavor, the second most powerful hero.”

Izuku squirmed at the name, she knew that he was a douche, a tyrant and not a very good father from what she read in the novel. “Your point? Wait, Are you challenging me…?”

“My father’s goal was always to take All Might’s place, if you are following his steps then all the more to win against you.” He held her gaze and a bit of sadness flashed into his eyes. “Have you heard about Magic Marriages?”

“No.” She didn’t like it where this was going, from the name she could tell what was about to tell her.

“Normally you inherit the magic from your parents, when someone like my father who could not win against All Might, he thought the next generation would.” He clenched her hand. “He searched the perfect suitor...my mother and took possession of her ice magic.” She watched in sorrow as he lets go of her hand to placed it over his scar. “All he wanted was an heir…” He spat looking sideways.

“I…” She didn’t knew what to say, she had daddy issues herself. She felt her eyes burn in tears.

“In my memories, mother is always crying, she told me that my left side was ugly...that it belonged to that monster, then dumped hot water over me.” She placed her hand over her mouth in horror and he pulled his hand away from him.

“Wha!? I...Shit.” She was speechless.

“Well screw him! I’m not some pawn he can play with!” He tensed up as he continued. “The season I’m telling you this, is because I’m aiming to beat you as a personal winning with my mother’s magic and not his.” He looked down at her. “You better give it you all Midoriya!” He pulled his other hand from the wall and started to turn away but Izuku was faster and grabbed his shirt to get him on her eye level.

“Wait a damn minute...One day I want to be like All Might, I may have received help from him but I need to be stronger to protect the ones I love and if that means being the number one then so be it.” She said lowly and he widened his eyes sightly. “I accept your challenge.” She lets go of him and he walks away.

She was pissed.

She stood there for a couple of minutes. “Tch…” She made her way out of the hallway, when she reached the quiet corner she found Katsuki with his arms crossed over his chest and looking at her. “Uh…” She shifted her weight on one leg nervously.

“That half and half bastard sure has some balls from challenging you like that when I’m the one to beat.” He growled as he looked in the distance, he clenched his fists and turned to her.

“Ohoo! Remember I’m aiming to be number one too and that challenge is for you as well.” She raised one eyebrow and crossed her arms.

He smirked and placed his hands over his hips. “Fucking bring it loser.” He laughed but stopped when he remembered something.“Oi!” He shouted at her.

“What?! What?!” She asked alarmed as he pinned her against the wall, with his both arms over the wall caging her. “K-Kacchan?” She glanced up and was instantly caught up by the raging fire in his eyes.

“Don’t let any other guy get this close to you...ever.” He leaned forward until their noses were touching and breathing the same air. He grabbed the same hand that Todoroki touched and traced her little scars one by one, his hand moved from her hand to her shoulder. He nodded to himself when he finished his disinfection process and placed it again beside her head. “Only I can get to do this, you fucking got it?” His voice was rough, he wanted to kiss her so bad his teeth ached.

“Dude...possessive much?” She teased him, that part of him always made her weak on her knees, she wasn’t sure if that was healthy though.

But well, she didn't care.

“Don’t try me Deku.” He purred but stopped when the voice of Midnight rang in the distance announcing the begin of the festival.

“Crap we’re late!” Izuku cried as she grabbed his hand to run towards the arena.

“HELLLOOOO CITIZENS!” Midnight’s voice rang in the big arena. “WELCOME TO OUR ANNUAL UA’S FESTIVAL!” She shouted and the crowd cheered excitedly.

“HERE ARE THE RULES, YOU WIN EITHER YOU K.O. YOUR OPPONENT OF, HE GIVES UP OR IS KNOCKED OUT OF BOUNDS!” Present Mic explained and lets out a booming laugh.

“A IMPORTANT THING HERE YOUNG HEROES...IF ANYONE’S LIVES GETS THREATENED I’LL STOP THE FIGHT IMMEDIATELY!” She placed her hand on her hips as she eyed the crowd. “NOW LETS GIVE THESE CONTESTANTS YOUR LOOOOOOVE!”

“LET THE FIRST MATCH BEGIN!”

As matches went by it was Katsuki’s turn to go against Monoma, he stood up and unclasped his cloak next to Izuku. Izuku stood up as well to look into his intense crimson eyes, he gave her his cloak and stretched his arms over his head flexing his muscles.

“Blow the shit out of him.” She whispered to him and he chuckled.

“Plan on it.” He said as he stepped over the border of the seatings stands and he jumped directly into the arena.

“Show off.” Izuku face palmed and Kirishima laughed beside her.

“Bakugou that was not the exit!” Iida shouted at him as Katsuki landed in front of Monoma.

“Seriously, Bakugou’s foul language is rubbing too much on you.” Kirishima laughed as they watched the match and Izuku made a choked noise. “Yes, I heard.”

Izuku rubbed uncomfortably the back of her neck. “Congratulations winning in your first match!”

“Thank you, next is Katsubro!” The dragon boy replied as the two of them watched the match.

The first part of the match was hard, Katsuki’s opponent could copy other people’s magic and it’s not very easy to fight someone who has the same magic as yours. That was Monoma’s mistake, Katsuki’s magic allows him to secrete nitroglycerin through the sweat of his hands and detonate it at will to create explosions. Monoma can only copy what he can see, you need the physical strength for that ability, have a great control in your shoulders and arms. The second mistake was that the more Katsuki sweats, the stronger his explosions are.

“Die!” Katsuki yelled as a strong and bigger explosion rocketed his opponent into the ground, his chest heaved and looked down the unconscious body above him.

“THE CROWN PRINCE OF THE BADLANDS KATSUKI BAKUGOU WINS!” Midnight yelled to the crowd.

Kirishima and Izuku shouted the loudest, she levitated a little unconsciously and Kirishima pushed her down with a hand over her head.

“I’m up next.” Izuku said to Kirishima and nodded at her friends as she walked out to her spot. She stood in the corridor that connected to the entrance for the arena and waited for her call. “Okay you got this! Show them that you are here!” She told herself as she rolled her shoulders and grabbed One For All.

“Young Midoriya!” All Might said from behind and she turned with a big smile and hugged him. “I want you to know that no matter what happens from this point...I’m proud of you.”

“All Might...Thank you.” Izuku teared up.

“Go now or I’ll cry too.” He pushed her towards the arena and gave her the thumbs up.

“HEEEERE WE GO! FIRST WE HAVE HITOSHI SHINSO WHO WE HAVE NO CLUE WHAT HIS POWER MIGHT BE FROM GROUP 1B!” Present Mic announced as a boy with purple hair and eyes bags under his eyes stepped into the arena. Izuku looked confused as the boy looked bored, she eyed him and took a deep breath.

“AND HERE WE HAVE IZUKU MIDORIYA FROM GROUP 1A KNOWN TO BE A GREAT SWORDSWOMAN AND AN AMAZING ABILITY TO TAME CREATURES!” Midnight said loudly as Izuku stepped in front of him calmly with alert eyes. “START!”

“Midoriya is it?” Shinso asked and titled his head.

“Ye-” She said and stopped moving, her body relaxed.

“Now, be a good girl, turn around and walk away...I’m kinda sleepy.” He yawned and she turned around slowly towards the exit.

“THE FUCK DEKU?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! SNAP OUT OF IT!” Katsuki shouted as his friends grabbed his shoulders.

“Is that your boyfriend? What an ugly face... you have a bad taste.” Shinso said he looked at her.

First of all, how dare you.

“What’s wrong I can’t move, everything started when I replied him...that’s it it must be something to control the body or the mind.” Her thoughts rang.

STOP WALKING! THIS CAN’T END LIKE THIS, ALL MIGHT IS WATCHING WHAT ABOUT OUR PROMISE! DAMMIT!

Izuku screamed in her head as she could see All Might with a worried face, the vision blurred and a lot of shadows appeared in front of her with glowing eyes.

Okay...Not creepy at all.

She felt familiar buzzing feeling in her veins, One For All glowed and so her whole body making the crowd gasp at the sight.

“What?!” Shinso said shocked as a big shockwave that came from Izuku pushed him a feet away from her and he crashed into the ground.

Izuku snapped out of her trance and hissed when she felt her sore hand that was holding the sword, probably a broken finger or two. She was still glowing as she turned to face her opponent, she lunged forward and a big crater appeared as she landed in front of him.

“WHAT?! HOW DID YOU BREAK FREE?!” Shinso freaked out as she faced him unmoving and without saying anything. “SAY SOMETHING! HAAAA IT MUST BE AWESOME TO HAVE SUCH A FLASHY ABILITY! YOU’RE BLESSED...SOMEONE LIKE YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND MY STRUGGLE!”

Izuku planted her sword on the ground, lightning cracking on the ground. She pushed a fist back and he panicked punching her in the face. She spat blood that came from her nose and glared at him darkly, she cracked her knuckles as she pushed him with her open palms using a wave of energy and he landed just inches away from the limits making the crowd gasp. She moved fast in front of him, he aimed at her face again but she took control of his arm and swung him over the air to threw him over her shoulder.

He was out bounds.

“IZUKU MIDORIYA WINS! THIS LITTLE GIRL HAS SPICE!”

“Haaa you almost had me.” Izuku said as they bowed to each other. “You have a good punch.” She touched her nose to stop the bleeding.

He grumbled, he rubbed his head and started to walk away towards his friends but stopped to face her again. “Hey, Midoriya.” She raised her eyebrows. “We should spar sometime and teach me those moves.”

“Anytime.” She smirked but froze.

Dammit!

Shinso laughed. “You shouldn’t reply idiot or I might attack you.” He said before letting her free and walked away receiving cheers from his friends.

Izuku smiled and headed back to see All Might with a proud smile. “I WOOOON!” She yelled as she gave him the peace sign. “What?” She asked when he squeaked as more blood was starting to fall down her nose.

“YOU NEED RECOVERY GIRL TO SEE THAT NOSE ASAP.” He went Dad Might mode and carried her over his shoulder. “STEP ASIDE, GIRL WITH A POSSIBLE BROKEN NOSE COMING THROUGH!” He ran through the hall as Izuku covered her face in shame and reached the infirmary.

When finished her healing and cleaning the rest of the blood, she explained everything to All Might and she looked at him waiting for an answer only to find him shaking in fear.

“Scary!” He said with a trembling voice.

“What?! I thought you knew!”

“I saw that long ago in my young days.”

“Izuku-chan!” Voices from her friends were heard from the door, Izuku looked in panic at the hero and closed a curtain from a bed he was sitting on because he was in his eskeletical form and faced her friends.

“Girls!”

“Are you alright prince?” Ochako grabbed her hands with a worried face.

“I’m good, let’s go back.” Izuku motioned her friends to follow her back to their seats, she sat next to Katsuki, he gave her hand a tug and she turned to him.

“How’s your nose.” He said quietly and she laughed.

“Good, It wasn’t broken at least.” She nudged his side but his grumpy face didn’t changed. “Really, I’m fine...see?” She pulled his hand over her nose and he traced his fingers softly over her face, his fingers moved from her nose to her ear and moved a curl behind her ear.

“Mmmm...All good.” He faced again the arena with his arms crossed.

Izuku watched nervously as Sero wrapped Todoroki with his magic and moved him over the grounds. In a matter of seconds, the prince froze the poor hero in a big mass of pure ice, the ice reached the seating grounds, Izuku had to jump back and created a little barrier to protect her and Ochako. Midnight announced the win of the prince when clearly Sero couldn't move at all.

“Cold!” Ochako trembled as she rubbed her sides, she could see her breath because of the dropping temperature in the arena.

“He’s strong.” Izuku said as a million of strategies roamed over her mind, what would be the best plan against that great wall of ice, if he uses against her she had to give a major percent of One For All to block it and she had to be fast. She touched the ice, she looked down as Todoroki melted the ice and frowned. “He looks kinda sad.” Katsuki looked down at her from over his shoulder at that as he remembered what he heard in the hallway.

“Sad? More like mad.” Iida said.

“Something must’ve happened with his dad.” Izuku muttered as she looked a man surrounded by flames.

Now she was really pissed.

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kewltie · 4 years

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His office door slams open and a familiar voice comes through the doorway. "Boss! There is a horde of children, a horde of them," Nagai gasps, "outside looking for you. What did you do?!"

Katsuki doesn't even look up from his paperworks. "Do half of them look like they will eviscerate you if you get within ten feet of the group?"

A beat, and then, "Well, yes," Nagai admits sheepishly. "The oldest girl had stared me down like I'm the scum of the earth and I'd never felt so emasculated by a child before."

Katsuki slides out of his seat and stands up. "Yea, those are my brats alright."

"W-wait, what?" Nagai squeaks, face running through a gauntlet of horror. "Yours? You mean as in yours-yours like they're your kids? You reproduce? How does that even work—?"

When Katsuki gives him a searing glare, Nagai has the grace to look apologetic even as he doesn't retract his words. "Do I have to go over basic sex education with you?" he seethes as he walks up to Nagai.

"Uh, no, sir," Nagai says, shaking his head rapidly like a wet dog. "It's just, well," he scratches his cheek, "we never saw you with anyone before. Half of us either thought you were celibate and just obsessed with your work, while the rest thought you were, um," Nagai looks like a deer in headlights, "impotent," he finishes in a rush.

Katsuki swats him in the back of his head. "Stop fucking gossiping with the interns."

"Sorry, boss," Nagai says with a grimace. "We're just surprise that you didn’t just have one but several secret children running around and nobody even had a clue."

"I didn't contribute to their genetics," Katsuki grinds out, because he’s tired of going over this, "but those brats are mine in every sense of the word."

"Oh," Nagai says, brows furrowing. He opens his mouth as thought to say more but quickly closes it when Katsuki shoves pass him and heads out of the door. But it's not long before he starts it up again. "I guess that would explain why they don't look like you at all."

"What clued you in, genius?" Katsuki says dryly. "Is it their white hair or grey eyes?"

"Well, one of them, actually have green hair and eyes instead," Nagai points out, which earns him another swat. "Ouch."

Katsuki roll his eyes. "Shut up, you fucking baby. You're made of steel."

"Boss, your fist of fury can blow a hole through steel, so yea, I'm concern," Nagai defends as they make their way from the back of the agency to the more communal area because Katsuki prefer to keep them far apart as possible. Privacy is valuable commodity that he wouldn’t spare for anything less than absolutely. “I’m actually extremely concern when your hand land on any part of my body."

Katsuki snorts. Fuck HR and everyone who thinks fear can't be a good foundation to a build a work relationship on. His subordinates need a healthy dose of fear to get motivated to do their fucking jobs.

Or else they become useless like this—he curses inwardly.

As soon as they step into the main open area of the agency, there's a cluster of front office personals, interns, and off-duty heroes crowding over several small figures.

Their voice drown out all other noises in the area.

"Are you the Boss' children?" someone asks.

"Where did you come from?" another presses.

"Who is your dam?" A curious excited tilt to their voice.

"Awe, you're so cute!" A coo.

"This isn't a daycare," Katsuki snaps, raising his voice above the crowd. "Get the fuck back to work. I don't pay you all to stand around and do nothing." A series of whine escape but they quickly disperse back to their corner, but he can still their heavy gazes on him. Noisy fuckers.

"Um, I'll just go do something over there then," Nagai says, making a run for it before Katsuki can bite his head off also. Katsuki sighs, feeling a throb stirring in the back of his head. He turns his attention the real source of his headache—three menacing little shits.

They make quite a scene. Like pretty dressed up dolls, standing closely together with held hands as they present a united front against the world. Hikaru, protectively bookend by his older sisters, is wearing a baby blue hoodie with rabbit ears and white pants. It's fucking precious. If Hikaru is supposed to soften the world up for the slaughter then his sisters go right in for the kill. Yuko carries herself like a queen in her red laced dress, mary jane shoes, and a black beret on top of her head. Close by Akira doesn't settle for second best either. She has on a Ground Zero team jacket on with a GZ baseball cap on her head, a another GZ piece of merch on her feet adorned in his signature colors, and a plaid skirt around her hips. The brats are out in style.

It's an overkill, but fuck do they look good doing it.

Ironic, though, that Izuku can barely dress himself, but he always makes sure the brats look good enough to kill when they go out. No wonder they always catch attention no matter where and what they do. A sense of pride sweeps over him, because, yea, they're his brats too.

"Numbers," Katsuki greets them with a short wave.

"Kacchan," they say in unison. Yuko in her cold, detached tone. Akira chirps it excitedly. And Hikaru's voice is soft and sweet. They drop hand so Hikaru can wave shyly at him, because his sisters are too cool for that shit.

Hikaru quickly breaks rank and slams right into Katsuki's leg. "Hi," he murmurs, looking up at Katsuki with warmth eyes.

"Yo," he says back, bending down to lift Hikaru up and holds him over his hip. "What you monsters doing here?"

"Delivering Papa's bento to you!" Akira informs him.

A chorus of oohs and aahs echoes throughout the space. Katsuki snaps his neck toward the noise and glares at them to quite frankly shut the fuck up as Hikaru tucks his head against Katsuki's chest. Unlike his older siblings, Hikaru doesn't fair well under the spotlight.

"Papa requested that we bring your lunch to you," Yuko explains, words carefully enunciated and poised as though they can be pluck off of her tongue. Yuko always come off much older than she really is and maybe that's the burden of being the first born. All the responsibility and pressure, but none of the advantage. She got three younger siblings behind her and another on the way; she can't relax at all. There's an air of unapproachability around her that is indifference to the world but doting to her younger siblings and dam.

Katsuki and Yuko aren't close compare to the rest of the numbers, but a mutual respect is share between them. He's the one providing her family with a roof over their head and food on the table, and she holds her tattered family together with nothing but sheer determination.

She's good girl; Izuku had raised her right.

Yuko looks pointedly at a wrapped bento box that had been tucked to her side the whole time. "He made mentaiko for you since he’d said you like it."

"His first time too!" Akira adds with a grin.

Yuko scowls, bumping her sister shoulder. "Don't tell him that!"

Hikaru lifts his head up and leans closely to Katsuki's ear. "I’d tasted it earlier," he makes a face, "and it's not very good," he confesses, hush and guiltily like a prisoner on deathrow. “I didn’t like it at all.”

"Hikaru, you traitor!" Akira snaps as Yuko drops her face into her hand in exasperation. “Don’t go exposing Papa’s secret!”

"You shouldn't be yelling at him when you're just as bad," Yuko accuses.

Akira huffs. "I would never say anything mean about Papa!"

"It’s always you and your big mouth," Yuko seethes as thick black tendrils crawl to the surface of her skin like living tattoos. "This is where Hikaru had picked his bad habits from. "Inky shadows seeps from her feet and spread across the floor, pooling beneath her as several pointed pillars rise from it.

"You're so bossy, nee-chan!" Akira narrow her eyes, spread her stance, and raises her fists, lips curling in a sneer. "Maybe someone should teach you a lesson instead."

"Fucking hell," Katsuki grumbles, stepping forward to get between them. "Hey, hey, cut that shit out, you brats."

He slightly nudges Hikaru in the back to help him out and Hikaru, who is clearly the best child ever, begs urgently, "Yuko-neechan, Akira-neechan, please don't fight."

Yuko draws in a long breath before closing her eyes, finding that zen within her as the inky black tendril recedes back into her body. "I apologize for such an uncouth display," she says coolly, opening her eyes. It's a calm pool of grey once more. "That was rude of us."

Akira relaxes her tense muscle and drops her fighting stance. "Sorry," she says chagrin, but not completely appeased because despite being the only quirkless individual among her overpower siblings, Akira has enough gutso and blind bravery to fight anyone and everything. Sometimes even her own siblings. It's one of her worst and best qualities; she just doesn't know her own limit. "We'll be good now."

"Don't bullshit me, no. 3," Katsuki scolds. "You four exist just to drive me to an early grave."

Akira grins, rocking back on her heels. "But you loooooove us anyway."

"God, knows why," he says, pulling a disgust face at himself because fuck him does he love these little shits and all their complicated neurosis and hang-ups.

"And we all love you too," Hikaru adds, because he’s the best kid .

"Some of us do," Yuko corrects with an up turned nose, because praise from drawing blood from stone. “I may have accepted him, but doesn’t mean he is our father yet.”

Akira's head snaps to her sister as she opens her mouth to give another vicious barb, but just before that Katsuki quickly cuts in: "Okay, just tell me where are Deku and no. 2 first. I'm sure he didn't come alone and I already miss no. 2's death glare drilling a hole in my head."

Kouki’s zero tolerance for anyone’s bullshit, even his siblings, would be fucking awesome right now.

"Oh, Papa is outside waiting for us," Akira says as Yuko frowns beside her. "And Kouki-niichan is with him to make sure no alpha harassed him."

"What the fuck," Katsuki says, annoyed and beyond confused. "Why don't they just come in with you instead of sending just you brats?”

"Papa's shy," Hikaru whispers in his ears. "He doesn't want to bother you or cause you problem at your work place if he were here."

"You guys aren't mate or married so it would improper for him to visit you without causing sordid rumors," Yuko argues.

"And the fact that you three are here, isn’t either?" Katsuki demands dryly, gesturing to the three menace wrecking a havoc in his agency and the ears and eyes that had been training on them since their appearance here.

Yuko grimaces as Akira gives a sheepish smile.

"Mad, Kacchan?" Hikaru asks, mouth drawn tight as his voice quiets out.

"No," Katsuki answers, pinching Hikaru's cheek. "I'm actually fucking stoke." He turns to the other two and orders, "No. 3, go get Deku and no. 2 and tell them to get their ass in here."

Akira’s eyes light up and she grins. "Yes, sir." She salutes him and runs off.

"Here is what’s going to happen when Deku and no. 2 get here: we'll go to the lounge, grab a table, and you're all going to watch me eat your Papa's shitty food and hope I don't fucking get food poison, alright?" Katsuki tells the remaining two as Yuko makes a face and Hikaru giggles in his ear.

#bakudeku #stepdad au #series: numbers #or how alpha prohero!bakugou took in the widow of supervillain and HIS HORDE OF KIDS #fic snippet

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bug-pasta · 4 years

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the ask thingie is kinda old now,,, but could you do 53 and 33? ily

ilysm :))

and warning, i always end up talking wayyy too much when i answer asks aksjbfsjdb

53. 5 things that make me happy

- MY SNAKES. and just,, all herps tbh

- my love. just everything about her. being with her makes me happy. thinking about her makes me happy. asnkjsdbfj

- all my tumblr frensss im so happy when i get to vc with @candie-kain and @tomanyfandoms3042 and @sassyrat. and im so happy when @magentalace420 and i update eachother on whats going on in our lives. and im so happy to be able to talk to @yolkfingers AND SO MANY MORE LOVELY PEOPLE like @chlokok and @surreal-snow and @cirriiwoods and @oscar-mildes and @loverswithbasil

- theres alot of music that makes me happy ahhhhh especially cradle of filth and system of a down but theres tons more. yesterday i spent hours looking at pictures of joey jordison and just,, smiling. and i know it doesnt really go together but HORROR MOVIES MAKE ME HAPPY TOO. AND ALSO BOOKS. i like alot of things

- okay last thing!! i know its sorta strange but i loooooove making and collecting taxidermy. i mostly make wet specimens and collect bones. OH insect specimens as well. it makes me feel so happy and its the only art that i never get tired of making or looking at or researching. (everything i make or collect is ethically sourced, im vegan and only support cruelty-free companies, this applies to taxidermy as well. feel free to ask more about that :)

33. something you want to learn

ooh! i like this one. theres a bunch of things i want to learn.

ive been slowly learning german for YEARS because i have a wonderful friend who is from germany. i want to visit her one day!! and it seems like a really interesting country! the language is so fun but complicated as well.

ive also been learning ASL, which is SUCH AN IMPORTANT LANGUAGE. i really really want to get better at it but i find it hard to learn online.

i also want to learn how to get better at taxidermy! i hope to apprentice/intern for a legit taxidermist one day.

and same thing for piercings! i already know alot about it but i want to learn how to actually do it!!!

and finally, next year ill be moving away to study to be a veterinary technician and im sooooo excited :)

#ask #nev has risen from the dead to answer an ask

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storiesbyjes2g · 5 years

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Happy birthday, Jana!! (@maladi777)

I believe it’s the 23rd already in your part of the world, so let’s this party started!

As I tried to think of what I should make for you, I didn’t want to do the same thing again. Your gift should be unique...like me! 😁 So, what have I given you? Take a closer look at the picture and see if you can figure it out! Still no? Ok, I suppose I won’t keep you in the dark. I have generated some Josh & Breanne spawn for you! Yes, you can have evidence of their alternate reality love in your very own game lol. Let’s meet them, shall we?

Phillip is the oldest, and man was Josh excited to get a ginger on the first try. (Eliza too) Though, it seems Breanne told too many stories of “bad people” during his childhood for he wants to BE a bad person. Breanne has turned a second person to a life of crime lol. Poor Eliza. Hopefully she’ll never see her grandson in jail. Apart from committing petty crimes, Phillip has a very strong sense of self and style. The ladies love him, and he loves them though not enough to settle down.

Jennifer is the only child to get Josh’s aquamarine eyes and is a great mix of both parents. She, her father, and grandpa Bob all bond over food. Breanne and Eliza thinks she is so gorgeous and are bummed that she does not wish to have children. She hates insects, horror films, and bodily fluids. No one is sure where her affinity to the gym comes from.

Blaine looooooves the ladies. Bob was glad to see the Pancakes nose got passed for another generation and hopes Blaine will want to have kids. I think Blaine was probably Breanne’s problem child, sneaking out to go party and having parties while she and Josh were out of town. I would pay good money to see her deal with him lol.

Allyson is the most like Breanne in every way. They share two traits, and she favors her the most. Again, I would LOVE to see Breanne deal with herself and what kind of things Ally did lol.

I hope you enjoy these folks! They are on the gallery #maladi2019.

#happy birthday maladi #Jes2G sims #keeping up with the joneses #Breanne Pancakes #Josh Meadows #alternate reality love

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warmbeebosoftbeebo · 5 years

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my case for vices bden being the best bden

sometimes i think pretty. odd beebs is my favourite beebs, then i remember vices era. then i remember current beebs (n how he has grown! so! much!). then i has a confuzed. but... one of those three is my fave. prob vices. with his cute lil face (all eras of beebs has a cute lil face tho, except sometimes not twtl era sorry, b) n his bowtie n suspenders n singing the smiths n being so. sexual. on stage n those tight bum-hugging pants n stripping on stage to his briefs n being a big goober (a big sexy goober that looks SOOO cute, which is true of beebs most of the time) n singing florence n adele n i believe in a thing called loooooove whooo ooo guitar! n your body is a wonderland which is clearly about a guy bringing a gal off manually n skid row from little shop of horrors n science fiction/double feature from rocky horror n marvin gaye’s let’s get it on n inviting the audience for naked oiled up massages with bear hugs n make outs n “don’t exclude yourselves. guys can be sexy too” n stage diving n coming into the front of the crowd n getting borderline felt up n his love for us being like madonna’s justify my love n the brallon holy shit n imitating other singers n telling us he’s gonna have wet dreams about us n saying he hopes we get naked later tonight n the awkward convos that he does on his own or with bandmates that show what an awkward anxious goober he is n the silly faces n the using his mouth n sometimes fingers to intimate oral sex a couple times n calling out guys in music like r kelly for sexual abuse n the thumbhole sweater n the glasses n the softness n how getting off audience members that aren’t having a good time is his task n his smile even when things were actually pretty shitty sometimes behind the scenes (eg spencer’s addiction) n playing the organ n guitar n keys n drums n being a loveable dumdum even when it’s kinda fucked up it’s kinda endearing n nearly witches live n HURRICANE n let’s kill tonight live n the fact he knows a streetcar named desire n how brave he was to still do northern downpour even when it made him cry (baby!) n the get me out of my mind bts thing n bouncing over to those fans with the no homo(phobia) shirts like tigger n being all excited to talk with them n the argentina meet n greet that will forever have my heart n the topless sweaty meet n greet n .... (add your reasons too! i’ll probably add more myself)

#the exception to this list would be the #rape joke #i still say fuck you b for that #brendon urie #vices era #favourite era #he's the bestest boy

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dikdikpronouncedxylophone · 6 years

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Our Love is God Gender bent

All characters and designs go to @tinylifeboat123

Things to know before you read this:

1) I'm not a professional author, so yeah.

2) I combined the musical lines with some of the movie’s lines.

3) I break the fourth wall quite a bit.

Vincent looked on in horror at the slumped over figure of his girlfriend. He couldn’t take being called a slut by his fellow Hunter, much less seeing the two girls who ruined his reputation beat up the one girl he ever loved.

“Oh my god. JD. JD! Can you hear me? Are you okay?”

She slowly got up, wincing in pain and put her hand to her ribs. They were most likely broken, judging by her reaction. She had a black eye, and tiny spots of blood were visible below her nose. “I’m fine,” she muttered, although she didn’t look fine. “Are you?”

“I’m okay it’s just-“ Vincent sobbed- “Oh God, I’m sorry about the waterworks...”

“They made you cry,“ Jacklyn said, seemingly oblivious to her injuries. “But all that will be over. This world is broken, but you’re the only thing that’s good.”

Vincent tried to calm down but then started gasping again in that uncontrollable way.

“Hey, go on and cry.“ Vincent looked into JD’s eyes. “But then in the morning, we’ll make this world our own.”

Vincent smiled at her, tears still dripping down his face. Jacklyn hung her head and almost seemed depressed.

“Are you okay?” He put his hand on her shoulder.

“I was alone for such a long time.“ She looked up with tears streaming down her tan cheeks. “But then you came along and gave me feelings again. See, now I’M crying.”

“You’re not alone.” Vincent pushed a part of her short fluffy hair behind her ear in that gentle way.

“Let’s raise our own city right here. Our love is God. Let’s go get a slushie.”

*fast forward to an hour later*

Kate and Rae were sitting in Kate’s room, giggling over hot dudes and painting their nails like friends do. Then suddenly, the phone rang.

“Y’ello?”

“Hey, Kate!“

“It’s Vincent,” Kate exclaimed, causing the two cheerleaders to crowd around the phone.

*at Jacklyn’s house*

“Sorry about earlier. I guess I let my emotions take over. I was wondering if you wanted all those things you’ve been saying to really happen. How’d you know that it was always a fantasy of mine to have two girls at once?”

Jacklyn started giggling uncontrollably, which caused Vincent to throw a pillow at her and roll his eyes.

*back at Kate’s house*

“Uh...”

Kate looked at Rae, who circled her hands in a motion to say ‘keep going!‘

“Lucky guess?”

“Well, If you want it to come true, then meet me at the cemetery tomorrow. At dawn.“

*click*

The girls stared at the phone, then each other. “Free dick,” Rae whispered.

“And we don’t even look like sluts for taking it!” Kate giggled.

“Best friends!” They held hands and laughed.

*the next morning*

Jacklyn walked out of the store with a large bag. She had to get several... objects that would suggest something for later, but there was another thing added to the list that she revealed when they were outside the cemetery gates.

“Whoa. Is that real?“ Vincent asked warily, pointing at the gun in JD’s hands.

“Yeah. Do you take German?“

“French.“

“These are called ‘Ich Luge’ bullets. My grandmom scored them in World War 2. The Nazis used them to fake their own suicides when the Russians invaded Berlin.”

Vincent couldn’t help but be charmed by her historical knowledge.

“We will use them to knock Kate and Rae out long enough to make it look like a suicide pact! ... complete with a forged suicide note.”

The note read as follows:

“Rae and I died the day we realized we could never reveal our forbidden love to an uncaring and ununderstanding world. The joy we shared in each other's arms was greater than any touch down, yet we were forced to live the lives of lustful, beer guzzling, cheerleader bitches.“

But that’s too long, so here’s the short version:

“Rae and I died because we had to hide our gay forbidden love from a misapproving world.“

Vincent laughed for a long time at how they were practically shipping the two girls together. I mean, c’mon, they even said: “a threesome” in the rumors. It’s not a threesome if the girls don’t *do it* with each other, right?

*ahem* Back to the story.

““Inside the bag is a bunch of homosexual artifacts.”

I’m not gonna say what they are.

“Then, when they’re found, they’ll be laughing stocks!”

“Let’s go get ‘em!” Vincent yell-whispered with excitement, letting JD hand him his ‘Ich Luge‘ bullet filled gun.

*at the cemetery at 5am*

Vincent waited around a clearing that he had found until the girls showed up. Kate came in her cheerleader getup, while Rae showed up in a black and white dress with a blue denim jacket over her shoulders.

“Eheheh... heh... hey... Vinnie,” Kate said, who tried to seductively lean on a tree but slipped a little bit, ruining the moment.

Rae rolled her eyes at her best friend, then turned back to Vincent “So, do you just whip it out, or what?”

“Whoa! Take it slow Rae. Strip for me.”

The girls blushed, stared at each other, then smiled. “Okaaaaaayyyyyyy...”

They awkwardly tried doing an improvised strip dance.

“Ya like that?“

“Yeah! I loooooove... that...“ Vincent was extremely uncomfortable with everything but tried to look natural.

“What about you?“

“Well, I was kinda hoping you could rip the clothes off me.”

Another pause. “Yeah! We can do that!” They stood awkwardly next to each other, Rae sneaking a peek at Kate’s breasts because she’s gay as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise.

“On the count of three.“

Rae giggled.

“One... two...“

“Three,“ JD said menacingly, stepping out from her hiding place, cueing Vincent to raise his gun with her.

Rae realized the situation one second before she was shot. Without thinking, she shoved Kate away from the bullet, but she forgot about herself and got hit in the neck and heart.

“HOLY CRAP!“ Kate screamed, getting up and running as fast as she could.

“Stay there, I’ll get her. Kate? KATE!“ JD cocked her gun and sprinted after Kate.

“YOU KILLED MY BEST FRIEND!“

Vincent suddenly became worried about Rae and shook her.

“WHY ARE YOU CHASING ME!?”

“Rae, you’re just unconscious, right Rae?”

“I WAS JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE WHOLE BO DIDDLY THING!”

“RAE!?” He realized that she was actually dead, just like Hunter Chandler. He got up with shock and horror and ran after JD and Kate, only to find Kate failing at climbing the fence with JD’s gun pointed at her.

“Get off the fence. Get off the damn fence.“

“I DON’T UNDERSTAND!” Vincent could clearly see tears streaming down her face as she turned around, either from fear or from seeing her own best friend die in front of her. Or both.

“Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling,” JD said with a psychopathic tone of voice that threw Vincent off. “We’re the asteroid that’s overdue!”

“Stop being a bitch!“ Kate tried to say angrily, flipping JD off.

“The dinosaurs will die because we say they must!“

“WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?“

And those words were Kate’s last as JD shot her in the heart.

Vincent’s head was spinning as he slowly stumbled toward Jacklyn. “What the FUCK have you done!?”

A pause.

“I worship you,“ she said, smiling coldly with parts of her face covered in blood. “No one else’s life matters but yours. We’ll all make these fuckers who made this society unbearable disappear.”

She grabbed Vincent around the waist, but more roughly than she usually did. “As I said before, our love is God, Vincent.”

“O-Our love is G-God...“ Vincent echoed, scared out of his wits.

#heathers genderbend #heathers #heathers!genderbend

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morathor · 7 years

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Ladies of Darkness 7/?

Interlude session between arcs! Exposition and kool-aid for everyone!

New episode of Ladies of Darkness, @ladiesofdarkness, check that out, and by "new" I mean "Ahhhh I'm like way late on this episode, the next episode after it is already out, curse you Youtube notifications you have failed me." Anyway. I've really missed that opening song? Felt good hearing that again, mm. Rocked out to that pretty good.

So appaaaaaaarently. Apparently. Haniel, the lady who put together the team and sends them on missions. Apparently she wants to take these angels/demons who have been possessing objects and causing trouble. And have them possess humans and that's... that doesn't strike me as less trouble? I'm not sure how much is gained from that, although I mean I did get the impression from the start her concern was not so much public welfare. She has a larger objective here, I got that.

So we learn more about the phone and how that was built, and also about the earthbound they caught. And apparently it shouldn't be possible to have two demons inhabiting the same object, and there's some sort of patron who gave them the power to cohabit like that.

And then the matter of... where do they live. Because. They all sort of uprooted their lives to be here? And look like they're gonna be in this for a while? Although I think Arakiel and Charlie were homeless anyway. (This bothered Charlie more than Arakiel tho. Arakiel's all "Yeah I have a place to stay but maybe you wanted something more. Indoors.") Dorian's gonna cover their rent, though, so that's nice. I kind of feel like that should be Haniel's responsibility, but I mean if she handles that responsibility by shoving the money stuff off on the rich boy that... works I guess...?

I got pretty lost in the leveling up sequence but it does sound pretty interesting. So I guess this is largely a point-buy system. And they each got twenty points because they managed to not let anyone die. And then upgrading various stats and abilities costs varying amounts.

So Doris, who is an NPC I might not have mentioned, she lives with archmage Nina, so Doris just like... kidnapped Arakiel? To go to a cocaine party? Arakiel just completely accepts their fate. "Well I thought she was going to kill me but this is very different" oh my god. But Arakiel has a nice conversation with a stoner about how vacuums are scary! And learns things about mirrors. Just. I mean. Everything Arakiel does, at this party, is priiiiiiiceleeeeeeeess. I feel super bad for them. And then they go to a gas station and Arakiel learns, you don't have to behave like a human at the gas station weird people come here all the time! "Is he okay?" "He's really really high right now."

Meanwhile Charlie and Nina got to chill, got to talk. Got to have a bonding moment, only not because I sure didn't see any cradling in any arms. Charlie's response to finding out Nina's from New Jersey is just this little... "Augh" that so perfectly layered like. Pity and distaste? Amazing. Amazingly acted. Charlie's player is a pretty boss roleplayer. Anyway. Nina just has so much exposition. Soooooo much exposition. Which is good because I don't know this stuff, and conveniently, Charlie also doesn't know this stuff! Have I mentioned how super convenient it is, for me as a listener who does not know this setting, to have a character who also does not know the setting? Only like a billion times right? It's great. Good call on the character creation there. Anyway Charlie made the mistake of asking Nina about Dorian's old TV show and Charlie you have no idea what door you have opened here.

Valoel goes to see the boss, sucks up a bit, and gets an odd request to keep an eye on Dorian? I guess Haniel got a tip that he's not to be trusted. I dunno, he seems fine to me. But we'll see. Also domestic intervention! Haniel wants to keep some teens away from the Horrors Of The Occult! (Smut is fine. You kids run along and ogle your Playboys.) Apparently Haniel has erased the kid's memory a few times, also hypnotized the husband repeatedly, I guess he's a shitty parent. Haniel thinks her host was also a shitty parent and is trying to be less shitty? Good on ya Haniel I guess, I still don't trust you regarding your plans for the demons you captured, also trying to make this fifties sitcom vibe out of real people is ehhhhhhhhhhhhh. So it's a whole awkward thing but Valoel bonds with the neighbor kid over music, it's very nice.

And we wrap things up with, drumroll please, Phone Calls Through Time! Sounds like there's crises in three time periods and the mage who made the phone sent messages to, idk probably the nineties or later? To be relayed back to the seventies where the story is taking place? And it sounds like the phone. Was made by the writer of The Clever Detective. Based on what Nina said, and what Rose (the person calling from the future) said, the first names match, the timelines line up, and I strongly strongly suspect that The Clever Detective has clues about what's going on and I loooooove iiiiiit. (To be honest I started to suspect that was relevant when the DM had synopses of the full first season just on hand. Like oh this is gonna be some kind of foreshadowing.) Anyway I am super excited for the next arc woo! Which has already started! Gotta catch up gotta catch up...

#ladies of darkness #lodcast

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