#i like to make dumb memes and nobody can stop me

[gachawolfiebloom]

Your Pursuit of Perfection

Story and Artwork By: @GachaWolfieBloom

Chapter 5: The Return of I̵̤̫͘ǹ̷͇̇s̸͈̦͗̆ȁ̵̟̉ñ̷͔̰ḯ̶̲͇̅ṫ̵̝͗y̴̺̠͆̀

Summary: A few months after the events of WOTFI 2023, SMG4 starts having really bad dreams about the "Its gotta be perfect" incident. One night however, his fear allows the nightmares to break through and he gets taken to a horrific dimension. He finally meets the tv adware, who manipulates him into returning to his insane ways, intent on claiming much more than the perfect video. Now it's up to his friends to stop this madness and save SMG4. Can they do it in time or will they lose SMG4 forever? (In case you are unaware this is a sequel to the its gotta be perfect movie)

Tags: angst, its gotta be perfect, love confession, luigi, mario, meggy, melony, nightmares, scary, smg3, smg4, smg34, smg3 x smg4, tari, tv adware

"HELP ME PLEASE! SOMEBODY!! ANYBODY!!!" Four kept calling out, but nobody came. After screaming for a few minutes, his voice became hoarse so he observed the surroundings instead. "Where am I...?" It was dark and clammy so he couldn't make out exactly where he was. All he could see around him was a floor made of goop and eyeballs. It seemed to be the same goop that had overtaken Peach's castle back at the "perfect" incident. As that ghastly image struck in his mind once again, he felt a sharp pain in his head.

"Why won't these bad memories go away?" He wanted to forget it. For everyone to forget it. Even if they had forgiven him, nobody would forget. He tried to stand up, but something pulled him back down. Two tentacles with claws were gripping tightly on his arms, keeping him pinned to the ground. "What!? What's going on? If this is a joke it isn't funny!" Suddenly he heard a faint whooshing sound. "W-w-who's t-t-there? S-s-show y-y-yourself!"

As soon as he said that, the whooshing got faster and louder. "Come on Four be brave." he thought to himself. In a struck of dumb confidence, he shouted out "Really? That's the best you got!" The figure was not intimidated as the whooshing started coming from multiple directions. Four's courage started to wear off as his fear slowly came back. "I'll admit that was kind of creepy..." he said in a shaky voice. The whooshing finally stopped, but only because the figure was now stepping out into the light. "Okay that's definitely a step up." Four finally was face to face with the guy who brought him here. The guy behind all his nightmares. The guy who gave him the keyboard...

The TV Adware stood in front of him with a smirking grin as he felt quite pleased with his entrance. "Good show TV guy." Four said as he tried backing up. The Adware crept closer, approaching Four. All he could think now was "What does he want with me?" Something far greater that Four didn't know about was what he wanted.

The crew were grabbing supplies and planning to making their way back to the forest. Eggdog ran up to Three and rubbed his leg as if he was begging him not to go. As much as he didn't like to see Eggdog upset, he couldn't subject his beloved pup to the horrors he and his friends were going to face. He crouched down to pet his adorable dog and said "Sorry buddy, but you have to stay here."

Beeg raced up to him as well, making a bunch of "Eugh" noises. He seemed very worried for his father. "You have to stay here too Beeg. I called Karen and she said she'll take care of you guys while were gone." He gave a kiss to both of them and went off to join the others.

They all got to a spot deep within the forest and when they stopped, Three said "This is where I last saw Four before he and that weird fog disappeared." One and Two examined the ground and faced the others. "I think there is still trace of him which we can use to find the opening." They joined hands and used their meme powers to lead them to a thin spot that could be opened. Once they found it, they used their energy again to this time, split the ground apart into a giant chasm.

"We're supposed to jump down there?" Meggy asked. "I don't really like that idea." Tari said as she hid behind Meggy. "WE NEED A TEST SUBJECT! ANY VOLUNTEERS!? asked Bob. He scanned the group, but when nobody volunteered he decided to take matters into his own hands. He grabbed Boopkins and threw him into the hole. "SO LONG GAY BOOPKINS!!!" He watched as the fish fell further and further down into the darkness. He kept waiting for the sound of him hitting the bottom.

Three just rolled his eyes and said "Lucky for all of you, I brought rope." Thankfully, the rope was just long enough to make it to the bottom. They figured that out when a crashing sound could be heard at the bottom of the chasm. "BRO ARE YOU ALRIGHT?" Bob heard a barely audible groan and turned back to the others. "YEAH HE'S FINE." As Three threw the rope down, Smg1 said "Remember the TV Adware will use all his powers to scare you. He can unravel your greatest fears."

Mario felt confident as he struck back "Mario isn't afraid of anything! As long as he gets Smg4 back everything will be okey dokey!" As they all climbed down the rope, Meggy waved back to Chris and Swag. "Good luck! Please protect the Showgrounds." Chris nodded and Swag said with a wavering hand "DON'T WORRY SQUID GIRL. IF ANYTHING CROSSES SWAG IT WILL BE BOOM BOOM MCDOOM TIME!" 

Meggy didn't feel entirely confident with leaving them in charge, but there was no time to waste. She got onto the rope and carefully climbed down with the rest of her friends. Mario was bouncing along on the rope, swinging it back and forth. "Oi! Quit it fatso!" Meggy shared similar feelings to Three as she tried to stop Mario as well. "Stop it Mario! You might end up hurting someone!"

Mario tried to reassure her by saying "Relax Meggy. Mario knows what he is doing. He's not going to hurt anyone and it's not like-" Before he could finish that sentence, the rope snapped. They all came tumbling down until Meggy spotted a ledge. She grabbed it and held onto her friends for dear life as they had all grabbed onto each other. Her hand was slipping, slowly losing grasp. Just when it seemed like they were goners, Smg1 and Smg2 used their powers to save them.

Once everyone made it safely to the bottom, Meggy asked "Is everyone alright?" Three spitted out in a fit of rage "NO! MARIO ALMOST KILLED US!!!" He expected Four to say a follow up of something like "Well what did you expect?" but the man wasn't with them this time. It made Three feel remorse again. Just then Boopkins came up to them like nothing had happened. "There you guys are!"

Smg1 looked into the dark abyss of the Nightmare Realm and said "We must hurry. They'll know we're here." The others looked upon them as Meggy asked "Who is 'they' exactly?"

"The TV Adware needs servants to help him. The inhabitants of this world became his victims and were turned into disgusting creatures that guard and protect him." Tari gasped and said with an innocent heart "How could he do that to those poor sweet things?" One and Two sighed. "They aren't sweet anymore..."

~Meanwhile in another part of the realm~

The TV Adware finally broke the terrifying silence between them with an intriguing voice. "Listen here. I have made one thing perfectly clear." Four interrupted him with a sense of panic. "Clear? What that you have been terrorizing me and my friends! JUST LET ME GO!!!" His breathing got steady as he remember what the TV Adware did to him when they first met. "You corrupted me and destroyed my home!"

The mysterious TV man raised an eyebrow and smiled faintly. "Oh I know that. All you ever wanted was for things to be perfect... And I do need help from a powerful being such as yourself so how about we make a deal."

He inched closer to Four and put his hands together as a little gesture. "Without you, my entire existence is useless. Your energy could save me." Four looked confused and blinked. "My...energy?" He pointed to Four's hands and said "Your meme guardian powers of course! Did you really think that I didn't know about that." Four felt a chill go up his spine as he pulled his hands away and retorted "No! My friends need me!" Don't fall for his tricks Four. That's where you went wrong last time.

The TV Adware was cunning. He wasn't going to give up that easily. He always knew what to say to persuade his victims. He tapped his chin in thought and said "Do they? Or will they reject you if you come crawling back to them? Maybe replace you with someone they can trust?" H-how did he-

The TV Adware was reminiscing the awful nightmare Four had earlier. His face was horrified as he he remembered that image of his friends walking off, leaving him in the dark. His heart started to beat faster and tears started to form in his eyes. Speaking with a lump in his throat, he said "B-b-but... they w-w-wouldn't forget me. Would they?"

The tentacles slowly let go of him as the TV Adware watched his insufferable pain. "Stay with me and your talents would never be taken for granted. You would never be forgotten." The Adware stuck out his hand, waiting for Four to take his deal. "Never?" Four couldn't take the nightmares or memories any longer. "I just wanted it to be perfect..." He slowly took hold of the TV Adware's hand as darkness started to come up behind him. Four gasped as the darkness grabbed him before he could even react. It engulfed his body as he could feel his skin cracking and losing control of his mind.

The TV Adware watched this with an evil grin. "And you will help me more than you ever dreamed..." Four closed his eyes whispering "More than I ever dreamed..." That was the last thing he remembered. As his eyes shot open, they were now a glowing pink color and his pupils were shrunk.

Its gotta be perfect...

Chapter 6: It's All Your Fault

#angst #its gotta be perfect #love confession #luigi #mario #smg4 meggy #smg4 melony #nightmare #scary #smg3 #smg4 #smg34 #smg3 x smg4 #smg4 tari #tv adware

[kindness-and-friends]

//Heya. Mod here. I have good news and bad news

Good news is I'll be pretty blunt with the lore on the souls and stuff! Ask a question about it and I'll probably answer it

Bad news is this blog will be on hiatus :( ill finish the rps tho dw

To put it simply, drama and other projects I need to work on

To put it not simply (This shit is gonna be like a whole essay. Also i didnt proofread it cuz am lazy)

Reason 1: Drama- I honestly don't know what to feel. I started this blog thinking that i can interact with all the underblogs, whatever side they may be on. I kinda wanted this blog to be neutral because I was kinda inspired by underblog💛's. I enjoyed blogs like integrityvictim and such, and followed them (i went feral in some of the reblogs lol) completely aware they were against @/thehumanofjustice. Because I wanted this blog to be enjoyed and disliked by both sides. I wanted this blog to interact with both sides.

It started with incorrect pronouns. Then our small group of underblogs had a vote I wasn't involved in nor knew anything about and out of nowhere human is the 'leader' of the underblogverse. I never liked that idea and I expressed my feelings about it before. Luckily more people can join, but nobody has. I do like the concept of @/underblogmanagement, it's a way for people to interact with others and develop their blogs. But its too early. If anything it shouldn't be called that, it shouldn't have been introduced the way it was, and it shouldn't be made now. If we want to make something like this we have to make it bigger and have every single fucking underblog lend a hand.

I wanted to stop when I got the death threats. I thought that maybe, just maybe, it was a fan of the underblogs trolling, and it wasn't actual underblogs hating me. I still think it is. I also wanted to stop when the shipping got too bad. I didn't want this to be like @/undertaleolive that was known as nothing more than being Clover's 'girlfriend'. I don't get as much asks as I used to, and I know the lot of them are from thehumanofjustice or deputyclover (im not dumb.) The only time this blog can be serious is when I make it serious. I chose to let the anons kill Willow so it could be serious. I chose to let Clover kill Willow so it could be serious. I chose to give Willow those hallucinations and give Xeon a concussion so for once this blog wouldn't just be meme asks and roleplays with close friends of mine. I feel limited.

I think underblogmanagement is dumb. I think this rivalry is dumb. I think this blog is dumb. I think the creation of a whole new tag is dumb. I think the fact that only a portion of human's friends and followers is what makes up my follower count is dumb.

I wanted to be an underblog💛 with a story, not whatever the fuck I am now

Reason 2: Other projects - I'm giving the majority of my focus and motivation on this blog. Any motivation and creativity I have for art and writing gets thrown into here with no recognition. I have other things I need to place my focus on. As @/infinitrix, may know, I haven't updated my askblog in 2 months. Instead of drawing art for that blog, I'm drawing art for this one (only to get like 2 notes). Instead of writing dialogue and lore for that one, I'm writing it for this. If the only people who'll actually see what I post are my friends, I think this blog is nothing more than a waste of motivation. I need to focus on other things, and always worrying whether I have rps to finish or art to make isn't helping at all. The majority of art requests on my main are about this blog, too, and I want to work on art that isn't related to this. The only blogs whose lore I enjoy and would like to know more of are Whisper's, Winnie's, and maybe more that i don't interact with. I do think that if there's only a few people really trying to make their blog interesting while the rest is just shits and giggles, it's useless. I put together lore and relationships and art, and it hardly gets any notes. I can say the same for @/apatientwind who makes amazing art that doesn't get notes, and @/whisper-the-human (im eating your writing style ourgh. Keep up the good work :3). And yeah. Im giving up

I'll finish the last two rps I'm in and then leave. Don't try to start any new ones, I wanna make this quick

So I will finish what's unfinished, and possibly this will become a blog to ask about the lore. Maybe one day, when I figure everything out and have more motivation, I'll get back to this. But that won't be soon.

Ill be active on @goldeneclipsee if there are actually fans out there that arent my friends and moots.

Bye.

#long post #I'm staring at this like. 'Did I really do this? Is this finally the end?' #I'm scared for when human sees this doe

[ankmankpank]

Songs Aaron T. would get edited the most to

I was going to post this with the other members too at the same time but my iPad is still very broken(I broke it after making this) so it would be very hard to do and T.’s is the only one done, so here y’all have him🫶

(Ofc the one he’s most edited with is THE Aaron T. edit’s song, Talking Body but I made a post about this too!)

Hasta el Amanecer by Nicky Jam

Usually from 1:40 to 2:00

All bc he likes calling women mami, mama

😍hihihihi

To this audio, it’s usually clips of him in interviews, smiling and paying attention😭🫶

Chantaje by Shakira (feat. Maluma)

From 0:47 to 1:03

Mostly clips from concerts with bright lighting or editing pictures, sometimes his own thirst traps

One clip what always comes back in these edits though is when he brushes a hand thru his hair, the fact that he rarely takes his hat off makes it special when you can see him hatless

Addicted to You by Shakira

From 0:51 to 1:08

THE HIP THRUSTING CLIPS OF HIM IN CONCERTSSS

And if the clips are not from concerts, they are usually the ones with crumbs of him in natural lighting. Natural lighting gets his natural colors out so good

Pony by Ginuwine

ALL parts of the song

And the clips are always from his dance practices or slutty moves on stage

If not 4*town member, he could be a Magic Mike dancer I swear☹️

Love You Like A Love Song by Selena Gomez & The Scene

1:39 to 1:58

He’s just so beautiful with it

On the clips he’s always smiling🫶🫶

Runway Walk by Demrick (feat. Brevi)

From 0:48 to 1:01

Clips from his runways ofc

BUT there was a runway where he had one of those Hawaiian grass skirts on with the coconut bra, they edit that a lot to this song too😇

Cherry Cola by Kuwada

From 0:52 to 1:23

Usually clips of him doing dumb shit or just smiling prettily, he can do anything and he will be beautiful tbh

Do You Wanna Fuck by Byz

From 1:16 to 1:37

Sweaty and mostly shirless clips of him from concerts

I hc that once when he drank himself to animal, nobody could stop drunk Aaron T. to get to a karaoke machine and sing this in public

And that’s a meme in the fandom now, so he’s edited a lot to this song

Super Bass by Nicki Minaj

From 0:53 to 1:16

He’s her biggest fan I swear

The clips are from one of the cooking streams where he sang this exact part of the song

Or just of him having fun anywhere

Jenny from the Block by Jennifer Lopez (feat. Jadakiss & Styles P.)

1:06 to 1:30

HIM DANCING, DOING BACKFLIPS, FRONTFLIPS, ANY TYPA BREAKDANCE MOVE!!

Cold Water by Major Lazer (feat. Justin Bieber & MØ)

From 0:44 to 1:06

Clips from one of their videoclips(it somehow looks like Beauty And A Beat by Justin) or videos they made in the summer, like the ice bucket challenge

These edits focus on his fun personality, different from the ones that are making a point on his hotness

Butterfly by Crazy Town

From 0:46 to 1:04

Uggh ik I already made a post about this song and him but I can’t get over it

These edits have ALL the typa clips of him, just again, this song is so him that everything what’s him can go with it

Whatcha Say by Jason Derulo

Mostly all parts of the song, it’s so him that it hurts

It’s not the only Jason Derulo song they edit him with tho, all of his songs go well w him

These edits are mixed, they get all typa clips w our man T.

I Think He Knows by Taylor Swift

From 1:24 to 1:45

The clips are mostly from the videos they made, like hotel tours or the cooking streams

Boys Boys Boys by Lady Gaga

From 0:15 to 0:31

Mostly his runways edited to this or when he’s not singing on a concert

And pictures cut in of him with all the expensive stuff he has🤭

Love Me Like You Do by Ellie Goulding

From 3:10 to 3:56 usually

THEY HAVE A VIDEOCLIP WHERE IN HIS SCENES HE’S ON A STREET AT NIGHT WHILE IT’S RAINING

THAT’S WHAT THEY’RE EDITING

Ohmygod I want him☹️

#4town aaron t #turning red 4town #4town headcanons #4town #4 town aaron t #4 town

[seriously-mike]

What Will Destroy AI Image Generation In Two Years?

You are probably deluding yourself that the answer is some miraculous program that will "stop your art from being stolen" or "destroy the plagiarism engines from within". Well...

NOPE.

I can call such an idea stupid, imbecilic, delusional, ignorant, coprolithically idiotic and/or Plain Fucking Dumb. The thing that will destroy image generation, or more precisely, get the generators shut down is simple and really fucking obvious: it's lack of interest.

Tell me: how many articles about "AI art" have you seen in the media in the last two to three months? How many of them actually hyped the thing and weren't covering lawsuits against Midjourney, OpenAI/Microsoft and/or Stability AI? My guess is zilch. Zero. Fuckin' nada. If anything, people are tired of lame, half-assed if not outright insulting pictures posted by the dozen. The hype is dead. Not even the morons from the corner office are buying it. The magical machine that could replace highly-paid artists doesn't exist, and some desperate hucksters are trying to flog topically relevant AI-generated shots on stock image sites at rock-bottom prices in order to wring any money from prospective suckers. This leads us to another thing.

Centralized Models Will Keel Over First

Yes, Midjourney and DALL-E 3 will be seriously hurt by the lack of attention. Come on, rub those two brain cells together: those things are blackboxed, centralized, running on powerful and very expensive hardware that cost a lot to put together and costs a lot to keep running. Sure, Microsoft has a version of DALL-E 3 publicly accessible for free, but the intent is to bilk the schmucks for $20 monthly and sell them access to GPT-4 as well... well, until it turned out that GPT-4 attracts more schmucks than the servers can handle, so there's a waiting list for that one.

Midjourney costs half that, but it doesn't have the additional draw of having an overengineered chatbot still generating a lot of hype itself. That and MJ interface itself is coprolithically idiotic as well - it relies on a third-party program to communicate with the user, as if that even makes sense. Also, despite the improvements, there are still things that Midjourney is just incapable of, as opposed to DALL-E 3 or SDXL. For example, legible text. So right now, they're stuck with storage costs for the sheer number of half-assed images people generated over the last year or so and haven't deleted.

The recent popularity of "Disney memes" made using DALL-E 3 proved that Midjourney is going out of fashion, which should make you happy, and drew the ire of Disney, what with the "brand tarnishing" and everything, which should make you happier. So the schmucks are coming in, but they're not paying and pissing the House of Mouse off. This means what? Yes, costs. With nothing to show for it. Runtime, storage space, the works, and nobody's paying for the privilege of using the tech.

Pissing On The Candle While The House Burns

Yep, that's what you're doing by cheering for bullshit programs like Glaze and Nightshade. Time to dust off both of your brain cells and rub them together, because I have a riddle for you:

An open-source, client-side, decentralized image generator is targeted by software intended to disrupt it. Who profits?

The answer is: the competition. Congratulations, you chucklefucks. Even if those programs aren't a deniable hatchet job funded by Midjourney, Microsoft or Adobe, they indirectly help those corporations. As of now, nobody can prove that either Glaze or Nightshade actually work against the training algorithms of Midjourney and DALL-E 3, which are - surprise surprise! - classified, proprietary, blackboxed and not available to the fucking public, "data scientists" among them. And if they did work, you'd witness a massive gavel brought down on the whole project, DMCA and similar corporation-protecting copygrift bullshit like accusations of reverse-engineering classified and proprietary software included. Just SLAM! and no Glaze, no Nightshade, no nothing. Keep the lawsuit going until the "data scientists" go broke or give up.

Yep, keep rubbing those brain cells together, I'm not done yet. Stable Diffusion can be run on your own computer, without internet access, as long as you have a data model. You don't need a data center, you don't need a server stack with industrial crypto mining hardware installed, a four-year-old gaming computer will do. You don't pay any fees either. And that's what the corporations who have to pay for their permanently besieged high-cost hardware don't like.

And the data models? You can download them for free. Even if the publicly available websites hosting them go under for some reason, you'll probably be able to torrent them or download them from Mega. You don't need to pay for that either, much to the corporations' dismay.

Also, in case you didn't notice, there's one more problem with the generators scraping everything off the Internet willy-nilly:

AI Is Eating Its Own Shit

You probably heard about "data pollution", or the data models coming apart because if they're even partially trained on previously AI-generated images, the background noise they were created from is fucking with the internal workings of the image generators. This is also true of text models, as someone already noticed by having two instances of ChatGPT talk to each other, they devolve into incomprehensible babble. Of course that incident was first met with FUD on one side and joy on the other, because "OMG AI created their own language!" - nope, dementia. Same goes for already-generated images used to train new models: the semantic segmentation subroutines see stuff that is not recognized by humans and even when inspected and having the description supposedly corrected, that noise gets in the way and fucks up the outcome. See? No need to throw another spanner into the machine, because AI does that fine all by itself (as long as it's run by complete morons).

But wait, there's another argument why those bullshit programs are pointless:

They Already Stole Everything

Do you really think someone's gonna steal your new mediocre drawing of a furry gang bang that you probably traced from vintage porno mag scans? They won't, and they don't need to.

For the last several months, even the basement nerds that keep Stable Diffusion going are merely crossbreeding the old data models, because it's faster. How much data are Midjourney and OpenAI sitting on? I don't exactly know, but my very scientific guess is, a shitload, and they nicked it all a year or two ago anyway.

The amount of raw data means jack shit in relation to how well the generator works. Hell, if you saw the monstrosities spewed forth by StabilityAI LAION default models for Stable Diffusion, that's the best proof: basement nerds had to cut down on the amount of data included in their models, sort the images, edit the automatically generated descriptions to be more precise and/or correct in the first place and introduce some stylistic coherence so the whole thing doesn't go off the rails.

And that doesn't change the fact that the development methodology behind the whole thing, proprietary or open-source, is still "make a large enough hammer". It's brute force and will be until it stops being financially viable. When will it stop being financially viable? When people get bored of getting the same kind of repetitive pedestrian shit over and over. And that means soon. Get real for a moment: the data models contain da Vinci, Rembrandt, van Gogh, and that means jack shit. Any concept you ask for will be technically correct at best, but hardly coherent or well thought-out. You'll get pablum. Sanitized if you're using the centralized corporate models, maybe a little more horny if you're running Stable Diffusion with something trained on porn. But whatever falls out of the machine can't compete with art, for reasons.

#mike's musings #Midjourney #DALLE3 #stable diffusion #Nightshade #Glaze #ai art #ai art generation #ai image generation #Nightshade doesn't protect your art #Nightshade protects corporate interests #long reads #long post #TLDR #LONGPOST IS LOOONG

[borathae]

chapter 15

Can’t you like it for me?” he says with big puppy eyes.

You look away.

“You’re being emotionally manipulative here.” shut up girl im loving u too much i cant

“You are playing with fire here, Bunny. Try not to burn yourself”, you grumble.

He chuckles and pecks your cheek.

“I like the burn”, he rasps against the shell of your ear, turning to the front afterwards.

SHUT UP IM CANT TAKE IT. try not to lose your shit challenge- mission failed successfully

He treated you so goddamn fucking well that sometimes you still felt the urge to punch him in the face and run away jk in the corner, i'll take that as a compliment

Lately the latter have become more and more. YAY

“Hey kiddo. How are you doing?” he says in a surprisingly deep voice for such a small frame. me with felix and taehyung

“for half a million bucks I expect to have the painter constantly working on it in a metal cage in the middle of my living room or something.” - ........ - a few bystanders had heard you and were now looking at you with weird eyes. SHUT UP THATS SOO ME except my voice would be low and nobody would hear but could be loud too cuz universe makes it louder at times when u dont want anyone to hear shit

although he was stressed and exhausted he never once smelled of alcohol. AHHHH IM SO PROUD OF HIM *gives a big ass hug and a smooch

WHY DOES NERO'S SHOULDERS LOOK FAMILIAR TO HER AND WHY DOES SHE LOOK FAMILIAR TO HIM AHHH STOP I HATE IT THIS CHAPTER IS A ROLLERCOASTER

again a fluffy moment after the tense thank you, her threatening to buy green and purple pillows PLZ that sounds like me trying to threaten my parents by telling them im gonna marry a cat crazy dude

“I’m not asking for it. I am very much anti punishment uwu i love this stupid noodle

He swallows heavily, “a-are we going to make out now?” he asks, grasping for your hips. he is such a cute and horny noodle pls and no u are about to cringe for the rest of your office time

FUCK GET YOURSELF A MAN WHO CAN FIGHT FOR YOU IMMEDIATELY

“don’t say that what the hell my cock twitched.”

“I am not going to apologize because I am way too turned on to care.”

He looks from side to side with the tip of his nose rosy.

“What’s with the sudden horniness oh my god?”

“It’s just that I never really saw you work before and it’s kinda doing things to me.” SAME HERE IM FEELING IM WATCHING SOME HOT CEO FROM KDRAMA BUT EVEN BETTER AAAAH

It makes his ass cheeks tense up and forces a quiet whimper from between his lips. SHUT UP SHUT UP HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MOVE ON FROM THIS MOVE ON WITH MY DAILY LIFE????? VANESSA HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE LAUGH LOVE IN THESE SITAUTIONS ??

I REPEAT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE LAUGH LOVE IN THESE SITUATIONS??? JIWOO SOUNDS SIERIOUS OH SHIT NOW SHE KNOWS AAAH

WHY IS SHE CONNECTING THE DOTS SOMETIMES CHARACTERS SHOULD BE DUMB PLEASEEEE also why is there a group of people surrounding kook??? 👀

the whole thing was soo tense i sweated through my shirt now im a stinky kid -_- BUT WE LOVED IT the emotions was captured soo well and he was supportive yet very unsupportive if your brain's going haywire with an anxiety/panic attack

Twirling him threw him straight into subspace. *insert meme i hope i dont fall, her: twirls him kook : oh no mommy

the mom is sweet AND I CANT STAND THE DAD UGHHH

i prayed for her to not go to the mirror AND SHE DID NOO its really the worst thing to do during a panic attack :(

that was soo scary even i felt the uncontrollable demons while reading and thanks it ended on a good note and it was cute.

anyways i wish her a great day next morning(tho the story has ended) cuz them muscles be hurting like a bitch oof

Me reading through all your reactions:

hahahahha I love how you went on an emotional rollercoaster with this chapter jfdjsf also you quoting so many parts is my weakness hehehe thank you so much for doing that

BROORORORO THE TWIRLING PART WAS THE ONE OF THE FIRST TIMES I WENT "oh fuck i have a mommy kink" LIKE IDK IF YOU GUYS KNOW BUT AAOL WAS MY MOMMY KINK AWAKENING FADSFAHH

#asks: aaol #asks #minusback #tw: long post

[shoechoe]

I'm really sorry about this and I know this is abnormal for me but I really need to vent right now. I might delete this later and everyone can ignore this if they want. I've just been spiralling in my mind for the past few hours and I feel like I have to say something

Cognitively I know that is a really dumb thing to get worked up over and this will come across as irrational- I have really not been having a good last few weeks, and I think this just pushed me over the edge. But a few hours ago I reblogged one of those character poll competitions and, in the tags, called Speedwagon a character that wasn't even that canonically well-written and was mostly just the "meme character" in the fanbase. I actually like him fine, I was just being mean and trying to be light-hearted because I wanted Yasuho to win. (I also wrote a separate post about the real reasons why I just like Yasuho better.)

And then someone reblogged me quoting those tags and went on a several paragraph-spew about how much they loved his character and how I was wrong and compared me to annoying Redditors and such who misinterpret his character, and then people started reblogging that and saying I was wrong. (And to make it worse, now Yasuho is losing and I think it's all my fault.) The person that reblogged from me wasn't being mean or anything or even particularly in the wrong. But seeing it happen totally freaked me out and now I haven't been able to live with myself.

I guess I just don't know why stuff like this always happens to me. Ever since I can remember, whenever I get too comfortable or excited somewhere I always end up saying or doing something that makes everybody angry at me, or make fun of me, or think that I'm stupid. I am never able to live with myself afterward. I have had to leave group chats and stop talking to people because my guilt and embarrassment gets too unbearable to ever face anybody there ever again. And this is the first time something like this has ever happened to me on this Tumblr.

I know nobody else did anything wrong and I brought this upon myself for being a stupid loudmouth on another post. I really don't know why I thought saying that was a good idea. But I cannot stand the thought of everyone being mad at me and I feel like I always have to consciously and carefully tone down and consider every word I say so people don't get mad or make fun of me to the point where I am never comfortable anywhere. And even then, I always end up slipping up eventually. I don't know if that means that I'm stupid and have bad opinions or what, but I am so sick of doing this every single time I try to branch out and interact with other people. I am so sick of it.

I am really sorry for posting this. I just don't have anyone else to talk to and I feel like I'm going to explode. I'm not deactivating or anything, but it might take me a while to feel better enough to start posting again, so I might take a break for a little bit. If you read all of this, I do hope you have a wonderful day.

[ithinkabouttzu]

Hi there, may I request an Enhypen matchup? Pardon if my info is lengthy, thank you so much ❣️

𝗦𝗘𝗫𝗨𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗬/𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗦: Transmasc (AFAB) Genderfluid, Biromantic and Pansexual; He/They

𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘: 21 years old, 5'1.5", Southeast Asian (Filipino). Chubby with messy shoulder length brunette hair, chocolate brown eyes, and a small beauty mark on my forehead. Feminine Tomboy archetype, Soft Punk/Rock Chick and Rustic fashion style (like Malia Tate) but loves to wear Korean makeup look

𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗬: Libra-Scorpio cusp, Slytherin with patronous spirit of Hummingbird, ENTP-T, my enneagram is 4w5 and Neutral Good. I may have introverted and awkward tendencies and anxious nature also behave as modest, gentle, dainty, and polite, I describe myself as fiery, confident, loud, humorous, and, passionate ambiverted individual who doesn't mind to be vocal about everything and would always stand on what I truly believed claiming to be a realist, plus I swear on a daily basis contrary to my soft features. Though sarcasm and savagery are my main language, I'm religious, super talkative, hyper, giggly, joyful, supportive, intellectual, friendly, sweet, nice, curious, [somehow] optimistic, young-at-heart, clumsy, unfortunate,. and inattentive who gets lost in my fantasies so easily but unashamed to be true to myself and could act as a mediator, a boy scout friend, and baby of the group all in all, additionally I'm spontaneous, procrastinator, lazy, quick-tempered, and a bit frightful. I will act noble and good-natured to someone who deserves respect the most. Gifted in artistic fields (mainly visual arts and singing) and extremely devoted with my ambitions aligned with them---will never stop until I get what I want cause' I know what I'm doing; Might come off as carefree, I can be serious, unruly, and competitive especially in academics though I never show it. The darker side of mine would be feisty and aggressive (due to anger issues) when someone triggered me where I may become cold, intimidating, and scary when enraged, would don't give a f and discreetly shady towards the people that I hate, and will cut off a connection with someone if needed without any hesitation; Sometimes I call someone out in secret when they dare to invalidate my feelings. My deepest side is I'm a soft-hearted overthinker that cry over small things sounding so petty and dramatic, frustrated for being a perfectionist provoking even more due to living up with expectations which stressed me out, and undeniably hopeless romantic recognizes a soft spot for dumb jokes, cheesy pickup lines and prefer people with a good sense of humour who see myself as equal.

𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗦/𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗦: Arts, choir, poetry, karaoke, literature, history, makeup, beauty pageants, eating, random conversations, expanding my knowledge in Christianity, biographies about saints, cute minimalistic stuffs, reading interesting things, talking about social issues, creative writing, memes, cartoons, and chilling both indoors and outdoors

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗦: Stereotyping, mandatory necessities (without a logical reason), being left out, interruptions, emotional invalidation, judgemental people, no privacy, forcing to do I'm against with, gaslighters, telenovelas, hypocrites, dirty bathrooms, blackout, lightning, firecrackers, toads, snakes, cockroaches, toxic masculinity, misogyny, fake wokes, colonial mentality, and overly girly things

𝗛𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗦: Drawing, conceptualizing artworks, writing, singing, dancing when nobody's around (I'm very bad at it), walking like a so-so called model (if I ever feel so confident), sharing nerdy or opinionated thoughts, sleeping, listening to music (2000s, rock, kpop, and EDM), chatting and browsing on social media, watching videos on YouTube, creating clay charms, making terrible jokes or puns, watching cartoons, cooking, reading interesting things, and running an HTML color value code (occasionally). I also used to study Italian language a bit

Hi yes thank you so much for requesting lovely! 💗

I ship you with…

Kim Sunoo!

Song recommendation: Style - Taylor Swift

- Okay I think you guys would be so nice together, like y’all share some of the same interests and I think he would be a nice refreshment to you!

- When he met you, he would find you so cute! I think yalls relationship would form into a friendship at first and then something more romantic slowly on

- You are a strong person sunoo is always supportive of that, and he’s so glad he’s with someone as so special as you. He admires your ambition so much! he’s like that one supportive wife that loves seeing their husband accomplish his goals

- He loves just goofing off with you sometimes and acting like two little kids together ( i just know you guys have the BEST fun 😹)

- You guys can also get down on some karaoke date nights for sure! (he always tells you how good of a singer you are and reminds you that you guys should do a duet together anytime y’all go out for karaoke)

- He will always valid your emotions and feelings! He wants to be a shoulder you can always cry or lean on at anytime.

- He also admires your passion so much! He sees you as his own protector sometimes because he knows you will ALWAYS be there and stick up for him whenever!!

- canon: Okay one time he caught you dancing home alone and he thought it was SO cute, and when you catching him watching you he will just be there with the cutest smile ever clapping his hands

- He LOVES when you cook for him omg 😫 to him food is like a love language and always appreciates it when you cook for him!

- But overall y’all would be the sweetest adorable couple ever 😭 I’m shipping so hard rn LITERALLY

#ithinkabouttzu #kpop #enhypen #enhypen ship #kim sunoo

[acciocriativity]

Heya! Call me Aerith, and congratulations for 100 followers! May I request a matchmaking for ATEEZ? Thank you so much ❤️

𝗦𝗘𝗫𝗨𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗬/𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗦: Transmasc (AFAB) Genderfluid, Biromantic and Pansexual; He/They

𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘: 21 years old, 5'1.5", Southeast Asian (Filipino). Chubby with messy shoulder length brunette hair, chocolate brown eyes, and a small beauty mark on my forehead. Feminine Tomboy archetype, Soft Punk/Rock Chick and Soft Vintage fashion style (like Malia Tate) but loves to wear Korean makeup style

𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗬: Libra-Scorpio cusp, Slytherin with patronous spirit of Hummingbird, ENTP-T, my enneagram is 4w5 and Neutral Good. I may have introverted and awkward tendencies and anxious nature also behave as modest, gentle, dainty, and polite, I describe myself as fiery, confident, jokester, and, passionate ambiverted individual who doesn't mind to be vocal about everything and would always stand on what I truly believed claiming to be a realist, plus I swear on a daily basis contrary to my soft features. Though sarcasm and savagery are my main language, I'm religious, super talkative, loud, hyper, giggly, joyful, supportive, intellectual, friendly, sweet, nice, curious, [somehow] optimistic, young-at-heart, clumsy, unfortunate,. and inattentive who gets lost in my fantasies so easily but unashamed to be true to myself and could act as a mediator, a boy scout friend (more like the "Doraemon friend"), and baby of the group all in all, additionally I'm spontaneous, procrastinator, lazy, quick-tempered, and a bit frightful. I will act noble and good-natured to someone who deserves respect the most. Gifted in artistic fields (mainly visual arts, singing, and acting) and extremely devoted with my ambitions aligned with them---will never stop until I get what I want cause' I know what I'm doing; Might come off as carefree, I can be serious, headstrong, and competitive especially in academics though I never show it. The darker side of mine would be feisty and aggressive (due to anger issues) when someone triggered me where I may become cold, intimidating, and scary when enraged, would don't give a f towards the people that I hate, and will cut off a connection with someone if needed without any hesitation; Sometimes I call someone out in secret when they dare to invalidate my feelings. My deepest side is I'm a soft-hearted overthinker that cry over small things sounding so petty and dramatic, frustrated for being a perfectionist provoking even more due to living up with expectations which stressed me out, and undeniably hopeless romantic recognizes a soft spot for dumb jokes, cheesy pickup lines and prefer people with a good sense of humour who see myself as equal.

𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗦/𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗦: Arts, choir, poetry, karaoke, literature, history, makeup, beauty pageants, eating, random conversations, expanding my knowledge in Christianity, biographies about saints, cute minimalistic stuffs, reading interesting things, talking about social issues, creative writing, memes, cartoons, and chilling both indoors and outdoors

𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗦: Stereotyping, mandatory necessities (without a logical reason), being left out, interruptions, emotional invalidation, judgemental people, no privacy, forcing to do I'm against with, gaslighters, telenovelas, hypocrites, dirty bathrooms, blackout, lightning, firecrackers, toads, snakes, cockroaches, toxic masculinity, misogyny, fake wokes, colonial mentality, and overly girly things

𝗛𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗜𝗘𝗦: Drawing, writing, singing, dancing when nobody's around (I'm very bad at it), walking like a so-so called model (if I ever feel so confident), sharing nerdy or opinionated thoughts, sleeping, listening to music (2000s, rock, kpop, and EDM), chatting and browsing on social media, watching videos on YouTube, creating clay charms, making terrible jokes or puns, watching cartoons, cooking, reading interesting things, and conceptualizing my artworks. I also used to study Italian language a bit

Hey there Aerith, thank you for your request! I hope you have a great day <3

YOU MATCH WITH... YEOSANG!

As I was reading through your info, he immediately came to mind. I feel like you both are so similar, it won't be a problem to connect at all.

Yeosang has this kind of duality. When you just met him, his shy and also a bit awkward, meeting new people it's not his forte nor it's to demonstrate his feelings or thoughts. So it might be hard to get to know him at first, but time will work its magic and oh my goodness, wasn't it worth it, because when he's comfortable he truly shines. He'll throw the sassyness and the salvageness right back at you, he'll probably agree that banter it's a love language!

But since you're both have this similar personality, I feel like you'd be one of the few people who would understand his personality quite fast, because there's really no one like that in Ateez and he's known to be the random between them.

The frustration due to being a perfectionist and expectations from others hit home for him too, so I feel like you could really have someone that understands that to talk about it.

Your interests? Yep, right there with his too. Also the part of the pick up lines and dumb jokes?? It's so him.

I keep trying to find things to comment on, but everything it's so similar, I'm so sorry lol.

One thing tho, Yeosang is known for hating confrontation, also he's just so collected all the time, even when he's angry. He just bottles everything up and doesn't really say anything to the people that hurted him, he doesn't want to hurt them back. He's that sweet.

So if you ever fight with him, oh no, but I feel you would be more of a Yeosang number #2 protector with your feisty energy (right after Wooyoung being #1), because he does need it sometimes. He's too good for this world, just a child at heart, with an innocent and gold personality.

So that also means he would never trigger you on purpose and would appreciates very much you saying whatever triggers you, so that wouldn't happen on accident too.

I don't usually include appearance or sexuality as I don't think that would affect a genuine relationship of whatever sort with them. But in your case, I want to make sure you know how welcoming he would be.

He'll try to learn as much as he can, so he won't offend you, although he's pretty much ok already as he wouldn't be asking inappropriate questions nor commenting lgbtqiap+fobic things (on purpose of course), but he'll ask questions as long as you're comfortable sharing and he's open to learn and be a better person. He's the curious type and would be genuinely interested to understand your views and life experiences, since that's not a common topic in Korea.

I'm not sure if he's religious or not, but if he's not, he won't have any problems with this conversation topic, again I feel like he'd be interested in hearing others view points.

(This was so freaking long?? You just gave me so much info, I was so shocked with the length haha. Still, thank you so much for participating!)

#vicky's 100 followers event #matchmaking game #ateez yeosang

[whollyjoly]

hello there! my name is em, and i'd like to welcome you to my blog ✨ apparently, im a bucktommy stan first and a person second these days 👀👀 feel free to scream about them with me!! when im not staring respectfully at tommy kinard's nose scrunch, my hellblog will mostly be 9-1-1, band of brothers, and a dash of m*a*s*h! also: i've been getting into moodboards and icon making these days - if you have any requests, my dms are always open! things with im obsessed with: bucktommy and the PARALLELS!!!!, my tall smirking husband (alton more), making moodboards, music, putting flower crowns on literally anything and anyone 🌼 ships: 9-1-1 - BUCKTOMMY GANG RISE UP 🔥🔥 (but also, buddie, madney, bathena) band of brothers - winnix, baberoe, speirton, luztoye, skowers ❤️ m*a*s*h - traphawk, hawkahy see you around, friends! 💫

Masterlist ✨

9-1-1

Gifs

Evan Buckley - I'm Ready to Be Something (4x05||7x05)

Edits

BuckTommy - What If You Were Okay?

Moodboards

BuckTommy - The Cowboy AU Nobody Asked For BuckTommy - Cowboy AU pt 2 BuckTommy - Cowboy AU pt 3

Icons

Tommy Kinard - Flower Crowns Ravi Panikkar - Flower Crowns BuckTommy - Flower Crowns

Memes

And I'll Post It Again! - BuckTommy x B99 Pure of Heart / Dumb of Ass - Bi!Buck

Band of Brothers

Writing

Immortal Soldier!Alton More AU - Snippets & Moodboard

Moodboards

Band of Brothers x The Killers

Easy Company - When You Were Young Dick Winters - Be Still Lewis Nixon - Uncle Jonny Ronald Speirs - Battle Born Eugene Roe - Wonderful Wonderful Renée Lemaire - Human Easy Ranch AU - The Cowboys' Christmas Ball

Easy Ranch

Alton More - baby, the sun is getting low James "Moe Alley - all this dirt, it's been dug before The Cowboys' Christmas Ball - Killers Crossover

Mutuals

Vani (sweetxvanixlla) - Midnight Blue Lou (luckynumber4) - Dusty Rose Claire (coco-bean-1218) - Chestnut Brown Mads (mads-weasley) - Orange Lenora (mutantmanifesto) - Moonlight Fru (onlyyouexisthere) - Pale Green Blu (xxluckystrike) - Golden

Edits

Winnix - In Those Heavy Days in June

Misc.

The Cowboys' Christmas Ball - Ficlet + Poem

Misc.

My Aura Moodboard - Yellow

you can find also find other stuff from me at #em speaks content from my amazing bob mutuals is tagged #me and the gang (bottom text) or #i live for the best something of hell. content from my amazing 9-1-1 mutuals is tagged #clown car support squad.

thank you for stopping by, and ZIM ZAM! 🔥

#masterlist #about me #em speaks #can you believe i've finally made a big pinned intro post?? #i've finally done it after over 13 years #hell yeah #zim zam

[f0xn0v4]

Nov. 26th 2023

I swear people who abuse macros in C need to shot. These are the same dickheads who switch build systems halfway through a project because they just finished watching a talk on the wonders of Bazel. We aren't compiling a million lines of code, fuck you. I really don't understand why programmers in my generation have such a hard on for ignoring established norms. At least be able to write something that works; the only thing worse than bad dumb code is bad dumb code that doesn't work. These are the same fucking people who mock me for sticking to the C89 standard but beg for my help when they are stuck with unintelligible compile errors because they used some dumb fucking macro.

I'll say it before anyone else does, I'm stupid. But consider what that means for these scum-fuck degenerates who deliberately write shitty code. Using pointers to point to pointers of pointers isn't a high IQ idea just because nobody else can understand why or how it "works". It's like placing the shit smear of an ape in the MMA and bitching that people just don't understand fine art because they can't stand the smell.

Not everyone is meant to code, specifically the motherfuckers who think watching a 5 hour course on youtube makes them an expert. Same goes for the front end devs who have more stickers on their laptop than brain cells in their thick fucking skulls. If your interest in programming is limited to memes on r/ProgrammingHumor or a 6-figure income promised by some dumb fucking YouTube short, stop. Please, for the love of god, stop. I am tired of being nice to people who think so highly of themselves but fail to deliver anything of value. I've had to put up with them during my freelance projects after they've fucked an existing codebase beyond recognition. They are a minority of a mostly wonderful community but their presence is still overwhelming.

I know my place is near the bottom of the skill ladder. I know I have a long way to go and I'm usually the last person in a position to criticize others. But morons duct taped to keyboards are tricking their way into high places and it is everyone's moral obligation to put them back in the dirt where they belong.

Jacob, if you somehow manage to find this, just know that this post is 100% about you. Next time you give me shit about my pull request, I'll pull up to your place and bash your head through your monitor.

[incarnateirony]

you've got such confidence that everybody ever daring to criticize you is in some secret cult based around your destruction or something. you are wrong sometimes, so what, everyone is! writing paragraphs upon paragraphs "owning" your hater's and wanting to quote "rip their face and nuts off, kick them, then throw them in an acid container so nobody can find the body" makes you look like a weirdo, not someone capable of taking criticism and grow from it.

...No secret cult, just common sense when I catch you guys bitching on twitter in the middle of my anon storm. And the fact that you can't communicate like normal human beings for shit, and are so unplugged you think you can use words like "mistress" while pretending to not be from Over There. Bruh. They're the only ones that use that dialogue. I literally scrolled like a week of a muted cockles channel to find this since you guys went absolutely useless and hid when you realized I was HAPPY to think it was her. So I found it myself and was honestly disappointed. Guess what? Not a single cockles person uses that FUCKING term.

You. Can't. Communicate. Like. Normal. Human. Beings. Anymore. Even if you think you are, you're not. And you're too socially dysfunctional to understand why you're like HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW HELLERS whenever you try.

Again. I put in my post, and listed things I've been wrong about, and when I responded to them then. I also admitted I was wrong about a vague yeah i put on some random anon about who someone might be because it's an area I don't care about because I DONT FUCKING SHIP AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TV OR LEAKS? I also very clearly highlighted the difference between leaks and memes, because that's confused you.

Not times I've had a human margin of error in day to day life.

LEAKS, MOTHERFUCKER. TELL ME ONE I GOT WRONG, THAT ISNT A VAGUE CLAIM OR A LIE YOU'RE PARROTING FROM 2pO'S CULT. No, you don't have to be IN the cult to be dumb enough to parrot it either, that's not what I'm saying. NOT SHITPOSTS. NOT. I DUNNO. SEEING THE WRONG CONSTELLATION IN THE SKY SOME DAY.

LEAKS, MOTHERFUCKER. SPEAK CLEARLY. WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN WRONG.

LEAKS DONT COME BY PROXY OF GIDDY FAN REACTIONS. LEAKS COME BY WAY OF TANGIBLE PROOF OR DIRECT DISCUSSION WITH CREATIVES AND MULTIPLE TIERS OF CONFIRMATION BEFORE I EVER PEEP A FUCKIN WORD. (with exception to minor caveats I give specifically, such as the capacity limit of a current source or the ability for something to slip through which. GASP. ADMITS MARGIN OF ERROR EVEN IN LEAKS FROM GOOD SOURCES.)

LEAKS. WHAT. HAVE. I. GOTTEN. WRONG. STOP VAGUEBLOGGING. YOU KEEP SAYING IT. FIND ONE.

(Oh, and don't hope for Margin Of Error to save you on Deancas. I can promise you, it won't here.)

I'd give you a half point if you were smart enough to say "you got the episode filming numbers mixed up" (which, by the way, I admitted and corrected), which also has nothing to do with the leaks, because grabbing bulked out footage and trying to mentally attach them to filming days is, yet again, NOT THE SAME AS FUCKING LEAKS. I already CLARIFIED earlier the divisions on sources and where shit is from. Like yeah, 90% of those vids are from insta, 10% good luck chucklefuck try to find it. That 90% I try to plug in by filming and don't get a clapboard for every. Sometimes you skew a couple of days. OH LOOK THERE! HUMAN ERROR ON SOMETHING I ADMITTED AGAIN. Just. Not actually leaks (spare for that 10% or so). As much as. Trying to find the shape the leaks I have are taking visually, which is an entirely different thing you guys also suck bad at.

[queenharumiura]

"Hey, what's up with you hanging out with that Byakuran guy? Isn't he dangerous? Is Kyoko just… okay with that? You told her, right… ?" [insult meme]

Taken from meme: [x] ||Accepting|| @parallelroutes bc I know it's you sending, this takes place a bit later on based off plotlines. I'll readmore bc I did a thing called-- whoops That's a lot of text.

"Hahi?" Haru pauses and turns towards the person who just addressed her. She looks around and doesn't see anyone else that this person could've been addressing. "Why? What's it to you who I hang out with?" Haru, never patient when dealing with a complete stranger who comes up to her at random. Perhaps when she was younger and kinder she would've been polite, but she no longer that had skill enabled.

"Being low IQ AND EQ on top of it is just as dangerous and yet here Haru sees you walking the streets, infecting everyone else. You're the public enemy here." Any stranger who deems it okay to talk to a girl walking around innocently by herself was a danger to society if she had to pick someone from a hat.

Hand on hip, "Haru is free to make friends with whomever she wants. He's never shown himself to be a danger to me, and I trust that experience." She wasn't going to deny that Byakuran had a problematic past (though it was technically the future? But--- it couldn't happen anymore, so it is in the past, isn't it?), but she wasn't going to deny that he wasn't the same person that they saw in the future back then. That's a funny sentence in itself, isn't it? Future... back then?

Focus, Haru!

"Look, as it stands, Haru knows plenty of equally as dangerous people. He's truly not that special." Look at the Varia. The first time she's met Belphegor? Held at knifepoint and forced to bring him to somewhere fun. Gokudera? His temper is a danger. Lambo's tantrums were dangerous. The moment Tsuna-san decided anyone was an enemy? He was extremely dangerous. Do you see her unconcerned face? Remember that.

IF she only looked at whether someone was dangerous or not when deciding to interact with them, she would've stopped hanging out with the Vongola years ago. Instead, she continued to stick around and affiliate herself with them. That in itself should show that Haru was able to look past the surface-level things and look to what she perceived a person to be. Gokudera may be rough around the edges and have a temper, but he did care for his friends. Yamamoto may seem like the casual and friendly guy, but he was also a force to be reckoned with.

Hibari-san was as dangerous as they come (and honestly? He's more a danger to Haru than Byakuran is at this point), but he was content with letting you live so as long as you respected him and his boundaries. If you're able to stand your ground and make your point, he may be willing to respect your grounds. It's all about perspective and putting things on a sliding scale. "The fact that you singled him out-- you're either stupid or you have something against him personally. If the latter, you're coming to Haru-- why, exactly?"

One thing to know about Haru, was that she was the nagging type once you got her started. You peeved her off with your DUMB questions, and she was going to tear you down a new one and then some. "The relationships I forge are quite frankly none of your business and they don't affect you. I have fun being around him and that's what matters, not the opinion of some NOBODY."

"HAH!?" She's blowing her gasket. Screw being quiet out in public! "Of course she knows! Why do you act like she's my keeper and she's keeping me under control?" Okay, maybe there was some truth to that. Kyoko was usually the one holding Haru back from giving someone the royal one-two slap down. "Kyoko-chan is allowed to be worried for me, but even she can't tell me who I can or cannot be friends with! Even if Tsuna-san told me to stop being friends with him, I'd fight back!"

She doesn't judge them for all the friends they made and continue to keep around, but she can't? The double standards would be astounding if they tried it.

Taking in a deep breath, she calms herself down and snaps a picture with her phone. "Did you know? The Vongola doesn't take nicely to someone harassing their friends." If they're not an idiot, they'd get the clue and run off. She quite literally has no patience. If they don't run, she'll finish the job first and have someone like Gokudera clean up the mess for her.

She may be small, but she's spry!

Where does this stranger get off bringing up Kyoko by name anyways? "Wait... how do you know Kyoko-chan to bring her up by name?" She gasps. "Are you one of her stalkers?" She's got many in the past, so she's not surprised. She starts typing on her phone. "Tsuna-san. I. think. I. found. Kyoko-chan. has. a. stalker. Come. now. Sent."

#Anonymous ask #Parallelroutes #Meme answered #Answered ask #Thanks for the ask! #Haru speaks #((Haru got a /bit/ mad here)) #((Haru is vindictive and she's about to ruin someone's day or lifetime))

[rednephew]

@ducktales-wco-oo​​ said ;; “Well, pretend I’m not here. What would you say if nobody could hear it?” It's a stupid idea and Jayden knows it as soon as it's out of their mouth. But it's better than the alternatives; because they can't outright ask Huey to confide in them. People don't just DO that... either sides of the conversation. You don't go up to someone in pain and pry about what's bothering them. And you don't open up to the well-meaning idiot who thinks it's any of their business in the first place. 

Which might be why so many people still seem to be hurting in the world... but Jayden digresses. 

So, they can't just ask. But they can't just NOT. So now they're stuck in this odd middle-ground, trying to ease Huey into talking without directly inserting themself into the picture. Jayden knows that if someone tried it with them, they'd look at the person like they were crazy. Because whether or not you pretend, that doesn't change the fact that someone is there. Listening and watching and now KNOWING what is going on... and Huey never has been good at the imagination thing. But still, Huey is smarter than Jayden. In many ways. So maybe he'll be willing to give it a try.

❝  I know it sounds dumb but just—  ❞  Trust me. 

❝  ... Give it a shot? Worst case scenario it doesn't work and you're back to square one. Best case scenario- you get some stuff off your chest.  ❞  Jayden shrugs, sitting down beside Huey and picking at their hoodie. Trying to give the illusion of being too busy to pay careful attention to whatever Huey might feel like saying. After all, they aren't here... It's just Huey.

Huey and nobody... but maybe this nobody can help. - (*boops*)

answered ;; long lost askbox meme

✧ — ⋆ Huey looks over at Jayden, his eyebrows knitted together and a slight frown on their bill.

Pretend that Jayden isn’t here? But they very clearly are here, so how is Huey just supposed to speak openly like they aren’t. That wouldn’t make any sense, he can’t just speak about his problems like that, he can’t put them onto anyone else, they’re his problems and they’re hardly problems at that. It’s just him. He’s being oversensitive, and making things up where they’re not there.

Obviously.

But he doesn’t want to negate Jayden for trying to help. They clearly think Huey needs to speak about something, maybe.. maybe he could try and say something. Just something small. So that Jayden doesn’t feel like their efforts have gone to waist.

         “ I don’t know... ” He begins which is probably a bad start because it’s a lie. He does know. He knows exactly what’s wrong. He just has to say it.

          “ I guess... I just... feel like I’m not... useful to my family anymore... ” He finally says and saying it out loud makes him immediately want to take it back, but instead, more comes falling out.

          “ I feel like they don’t need me, like I’ve just become an after thought and the only reason they bring me on adventures is because asking me a question is easier than trying to look it up in a book, but even then they have their phones and can just look it up there so I’m not even useful in that way anymore. Since we moved in with Scrooge, Donald doesn’t need my help to take care of things, and since mom came back, Dewey and Louie don’t come to me with their problems anymore, and I just feel like I’m becoming more and more useless to everyone and that they’re just going to forget me entirely and I don’t know what to do about it. ”

It all comes out in a rush before Huey can stop himself, tears gathering in his eyes as he realizes all he’s said and moves to cover his mouth.

          “ I- I’m sorry, I didn’t mean for- I don’t- ”

#✧ — ⋆ i’m not good at imagination stuff okay?! ; ic #✧ — ⋆ jayden ; ducktales wco oo #✧ — ⋆ blog ; ducktales wco woo #/ couldn't decide if i wanted them to be older or not so i just went canon icons lmao

[justalacuna]

Laughter

Technoblade x Male Reader

Character: IRL Technoblade

Genre: Fluff

Summary: You like to sit in the same room with as Techno when he streams and it seems like it didn’t go well this time.

A1enes notes: Do remember that requests are open!! Also I believe that this can be taken as gender neutral but if it can’t please let me know! First fic hope you like it :)

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You sat on the bean bag that was on the floor; you were waiting for Technoblade to finish his stream, he still like had another hour to go but still. You wanted to wait for your boyfriend. There was one problem though, how to kill the time. Sure you could scroll through twitter or Instagram but that was already done for the others hours he was streaming, you couldn’t watch YouTube cause you weren’t supposed to make noise cause Techno’s fans don’t know that you exist. I mean you could leave the room but you wanted to be in his presence. So you went for looking at memes on IFunny. You’ve seen memes before and on IFunny a lot of them are already seen before so you weren’t worried about laughing out loud at all.

You were scrolling through each meme, some of them getting a silent laugh outta you. You had glanced at the time, 15 minutes at most before he ends his stream; you were getting desperate at seeing this but you knew you couldn’t do anything cause he was live and he can’t edit it out. You turned facing away from Techno out of anger, you scrolled through IFunny faster not preparing yourself for any of the memes that were to come.

You stopped on one meme, taking the time to look at it for you haven’t seen it before. The contents of the meme made you burst out laughing; startling Techno and resulting in him jumping in his and his character in Minecraft looking everywhere at once. He looked back at you, glaring. Techno was wondering what was so fucking that he had to die because of it, he was almost done with stream too. Now he had to deal with people wondering who was laughing in the background, as far as everyone knew he had lived alone and with nobody else. Technoblade looks at his chat, he seems them spamming “Who is that?” Or “That was a weird laugh”. Seems like half of his chat was a bit dumb, but in a good way. He fucking loved his fans, but we aren’t here to dwell on that.

You continued laughing but at least trying to stop by putting your hand on your mouth, only sounding muffled. At this point Techno was ready to kill you, you would not stop and he was struggling to come up with an excuse, all he could do at this point was mute his mic. While he was muted he came over to you and was trying to stop your laughing; but all you would is laugh harder. So Techno basically kicked you out the room and quickly sat back down in his chair and unmuted himself.

“Sorry about that chat, my neighbor is outside my window and is laughing really loud, I went and closed the window” He had quickly stated as to not respond suspicion, but this attempt had failed for you who had heard this, started laughing even harder and louder. You were basically howling at this point, tears were running down your face and it hurt to breathe.

What was Techno gonna do with you, a few chuckles came out of him and he stated fairly fast “Alright guys I am gonna end stream here”. Techno turned around at ran out the door after you, you who knew was was coming tried to run but all the laughing took a toll on your breathe and running. You got caught fairly quickly; both of you ended up laughing.

Fin.

#Technoblade #techno #technoblade #Techno #Technoblade x Reader #technoblade x reader #Technoblade x Male Reader #technoblade x male reader #fan fictions #fanfictions #male reader #Male Reader #A1ene.fics #fluff #techno fluff #technoblade fluff

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Calvin and Hobbes ended before I was born, but my mom was a cartoonist published in a handful of papers so I grew up reading her old collections. She explained to me that it was one of the most popular comic strips ever, but it wasn't canceled by the syndicate, the creator decided to end it himself. I couldn't understand that. Why would Bill Watterson stop at the height of his career? How could he just give up like that? It made no sense at the time, but the older I grow, the more I realize he was 100% right. It couldn't have lasted forever, and if he had sold out and continued the strip for another few years (or God forbid decades) the quality would have suffered drastically and people would be begging for it to end. Nobody I know actually likes Garfield unironically, it's just a meme at this point, mostly from older strips anyway; the new stuff is garbage, and all those comics that have been running since like World War II are equally terrible. Blondie, Beetle Bailey, Family Circus. The only reason they're still in syndication is because old people would riot if they lost their childhood funnies, not because they're actually popular anymore. Calvin and Hobbes ended before it ever became stale, so we'll always remember it at its best. We wouldn't look back as fondly on it if the latter half of its run had sucked. Instead, we'd write it all off as a boring strip that only had a few good years a very long time ago. The quality would be seen as a fluke.

Bill Watterson isn't even that old. He was MY age when he started the strip. He's in his sixties today. His EARLY sixties! He's got a good 25 or 30 years left in him! I'm glad he never commercialized the strip, and I hope his estate holds onto the rights with an iron grip after he dies, or else some studio like Sony will snatch them up and bastardize it for profit. We wouldn't get a faithful adaptation, we'd end up with a shitty cash grab full of memes and poop jokes and celebrity voices. Can you imagine if they tried to make an Andrews McMeel Cinematic Universe? Some shit like Wreck It Ralph, Ready Player One, the Space Jams?

Calvin and Hobbes struck the perfect balance between philosophical and sophomoric, it was full of childlike whimsy but it didn't dumb anything down for younger audiences, it perfectly encapsulated how it felt to play pretend in a pre-internet era; staying out until the street lights came on, looking for weird bugs under rocks by the creek, making forts and claiming territory as your own, only coming home to grab lunch and dinner. No responsibilities, no worries, no expectations, just you and your best friend inventing activities to fill the time. It makes we want to move out of the city just so my future kids can have woods to play in.

#calvin and hobbes #bill watterson #comic strip #newspaper comics #1985 #1995 #Calvin #Hobbes #nostalgia #childhood

[shroudead]

Hello! I have a headcanon request but before that, BEST OF LUCK IN PULLING IDIA!!! (I'm assuming you're pulling for him? Either way, all simps need luck when it comes to their favorite boy.)

This might be a bit of a dumb request, but in my defense, I'm a bit dumb for Floyd. Feel free to ignore this if ya want! 💕

I was wondering if you could write headcanons of yandere Floyd with infatuated S/O? Like... Yeah, the eel boy is a tadddd unhinged but he's so cute and sweet! Maybe he beats the hell outta people in debt (and God knows what else depending on how you write him) but you don't have all the facts! (Ace: Which are?!?! S/O: I love him!)

Straight up the meme.

ADeuce: Keep your boyfriend in check!

S/O, reaching up to pet Floyd's head: He don't bite.

Floyd: *baring his teeth*

ADeuce: BISH, HE DOOOO.

Sorry, my whole brain was in meme mode thinking about Floyd. Ahem. Either way, have a great day!

again, thank you so so so much for the gacha luck!! i really hope you like this even though yan floyd is a bit more... vicious??? in the way i write him. i don't think that's the right word but hopefully you get what i mean after reading, lol

cw: yandere themes and characters, unhealthy relationships, violence, physical abuse. please read at your own discretion!

Floyd Leech

"Ehe, looks like Shrimpy is head over heels for me, aren't you~? Don't worry, I feel the same way... you're mine, and mine only, Shrimpy."

Floyd is a ticking time bomb. Everyone at Night Raven College knows how the Leech Twins are and the Twins don't even try to hide it. Especially Floyd. That's why when Ace and Deuce catch you hanging off his arm, they think you've finally lost it. Especially when you dismiss all their concerns with a wave of your hand: "Oh, Floyd wouldn't hurt anyone who didn't deserve it," "I'm so lucky to have someone so cute as him as my boyfriend," "He'd never hurt me, he loves me too much!" No matter how bad it gets, they still try to get through to you in some hope that you're not completely off your rocker yet.

To give you credit, the relationship was normal. Floyd would only 'squeeze' students who harassed or flirted with you and that was it. Slowly, squeezing turned into beating and harassers turned into innocents. After Floyd left a student who, "looked at you wrong," in the infirmary for a week, nobody besides Octavinelle, the prefects, and the first years would associate with you anymore. You still hold hands with Floyd—even if his are bloodied—with a look of pure bliss. He said that the person was planning to do something bad to you and Floyd wouldn't lie to you, would he?

After the honeymoon phase is over, Floyd toys with you a lot more; you're just not as unpredictable anymore, Shrimpy! He pokes and prods, hoping to get a rise out of you. When that, too, becomes predictable, he bruises and scratches. It keeps escalating from there, though Floyd always makes sure to stop before your injuries are too severe or become permanent. He'll always pick up from where he left off, pushing you until you break, or he gets bored of you—and you always endure it with a smile with tears streaming down your face. Nobody can do anything to help you—going up against Floyd is going up against Jade and Azul, too; and you're practically in denial about how everything turned out. All they can do is give emotional support and medical help, until somebody else steps in.

"Shrimpy, you're just no fun anymore! I thought you wouldn't get boring, but... hmph—Let's keep playing together: you can't be boring, not yet. You're still my Shrimpy after all~."

#twisted wonderland #yandere twisted wonderland #twst #yandere twst #floyd leech #shroudead writing