#i hope you're having a lovely day sweetpea!!

[inkykeiji]

The dark academia world is full of competitive people and those who look down on people that come from humbler backgrounds... How do you think touya, tomura and professor keigo would react to that being directed towards the reader either by other professors or students in her class??

anon i am utterly in love with this ask

they would all be furious, of course. they know how brilliant she is despite her shabby background, they know she shines among the brightest students in each of her classes, and they know she is so much more than her past, than where she comes from and what baggage she carries with her.

it hits keigo the hardest. having come from a rough background himself, he knows what it feels like to not be accepted, to be judged on something that was completely and entirely out of your control, and to be so harshly assessed based on something so sensitive, stuffed full of hurt and suffering, tender to the touch. the moment keigo finds out, he takes her somewhere private, pulls her into his office and sits her on the plush couch, and makes it explicitly known that she still has worth despite her past, that her past doesn’t make her any less of an academic or any less deserving than anyone else at this university (if anything, in his mind, it makes her more deserving, but he refrains from telling her so for fear of sounding like a hypocrite. he also refrains from divulging that he will absolutely be having a, um, talk with those professors—a talk that includes threatening retribution on the grounds of discrimination if they don’t cease such despicable behaviour).

touya is livid; touya is borderline murderous when she mumbles it out one night during a study session, as if this is no big deal, as if she’s used to it. how dare someone make his baby feel fucking inadequate, when she is one of the sharpest, most clever people he’s ever met. her wit rivals his own sometimes, and she can make him laugh harder than anyone else ever could, and she’s always got an answer—a crafty quip, a genuine counterargument, a cute lil joke—for everything. he’s never met anyone like her, and to suggest, to even hint at all, that she somehow isn’t good enough, isn’t as good as all those pretentious pricks that come from piles of money such as himself just because she doesn’t, is absolutely ridiculous and starkly untrue. he tells her all of this, ranting with aggravated hand gestures and a voice rising in volume as he paces the length of their desk in the library, prompting the librarian to ask him to keep it down several times. if anyone isn’t worth it, he’s seething, words fading into a growl as his feet skid to a stop, turning those glowing sapphire eyes on her. it’s those fuckers, baby. pay them no mind, one day you’ll be queen of the world, i just know it.

tenko is visibly upset, forehead crinkling and eyes narrowing in confusion, as if he can’t believe someone would ever treat her in such a manner, can’t even begin to comprehend it. once his brain computes what she said, though, he reassures in his trademark bluntly honest nature that those people are fucking idiots and not worth even a shred of her attention. he asks if she’d like to get them expelled and fired, completely serious, promising that his father could make it a reality at the snap of a finger. when she denies his offer with all those sweet giggles and soft gazes, telling him that she appreciates it—really, she does, but it’s okay, he promises her that the proposition is indefinite, and if she ever has a change of heart, just to let him know.

#LOVED THIS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH ANON THANK U FOR UR QUESTION AAAAAAH <33333333 #so glad u guys are asking stuff about my DA universe again!!! #i hope you're having a fabulous day sweetpea <333 #inky.darkacademia #inky.bb #clari gets mail

[leeknowbuttsmasher]

stupid.

genre: fluff, featuring: ran haitani.

ran feels awful, he feels awful by the fact that he does so many things he never imagined he would do. he feels awful by the fact that just a little kiss on the forehead given to him by his lover can have such an effect on him.

ran feels awful because of the thoughts which continuously inflame him because he can't help but only think about how you deserve someone better than him.

he considered himself lucky, the luckiest in fact because you were like a treasure to him.

"you're everything i want, my everything." he would whisper into your ears, expressing his immense love for you. he feels awful when the morning hugs or kisses lasts a little longer than they should.

he can not help but think about the different ways which may help him bring a smile on your face.

he blushes when he finds himself typing down your name whilst doing his work that is nowhere related to you.

he feels awful, awful when he finds himself in the grocery shop with a short list and a basket in his hand, hunting down the snacks you like so he can surprise you later with them.

ran feels awful about the fact that even though he hates staying up all night, he could stare at your sleeping figure for hours, coming up with little scenarios he wish could happen.

"you're staring" you say, opening your eyes gently while gently caressing his face with your finger tips.

"you're too beautiful, i can't help but stare at you, sweetpea" he'd reply back with a smug smile.

"let me handle it." he'd whisper while gently picking you up.

"what would you like to do?" he would ask, gently lowering her down the bed. "we can get under under the bed covers or... i can hold you tightly? anything you like, word it out" he would ask softly with a gentle smile on his face for days when you didn't feel worthy.

you would at a glance notice his efforts to avoid your gaze. "you look cute when you blush" "stop it, im not blushing." he'd whine.

never did he ever thought he would end up in such a situation but he was all up for it. you were his other half after all, as the poets said.

moo's note: THIS IS LIKE SO RUSHED. I literally finished writing this just now so please if there is any mistake, do let me know! I hope to improve one day and so please forgive me if this isn't up to the mark!!! thank you for reading this. Make sure to stay hydrated and i love you all!!! Take care of yourselves!!!💗💗💗

© leeknowbuttsmasher

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[jungle-angel]

Lessons In Nursing (Calvin Evans x Reader)

Summary: You decide to have your mother-in-law come and give a lecture to your class, but woe to the heckler who incurs her wrath

Tagging: @floydsmuse Meggy, I hope you're good with it, but the entire time I wrote this I was picturing Emma from White Christmas as Patricia and could literally hear her voice as I wrote it (lol).

Warnings: Pregnancy, college admin being a sexist moron, misogynistic remarks, etc.

"You nervous Pat?" you asked as the three of you made your way towards the science buildings on campus.

"Not in the least (y/n)," Pat answered confidently. "I've had to give numerous lectures in the past and have yet to face one that I couldn't do. How about yourself? How are things?"

"I'm tired," you answered.

"I tried that home remedy you suggested the other day Ma," Calvin answered. "The one with the raw ginger?"

"Did it help with the morning sickness?" Pat asked.

"Morning sickness, yes but the fatigue is a different story," Cal said.

"A mug full of chamomile tea in the morning will do you good," Patricia explained. "Did it with every single one of my kids and it hasn't failed me since."

The three of you had at last arrived at Franklin Hall, a tall, imposing gothic monstrosity of a building that looked more like a medieval church than a reputable college institution. Here was where the science classes were all held, chemistry, biology, anatomy and physiology as well as the nursing courses that you taught.

"You gonna be able to make it this afternoon?" you asked Calvin as he handed Six-Thirty and his leash off to you.

"I'll make it," Calvin promised. "Dr. Powers and I will both be there after our classes get out at twelve. But after that I need you down to the cafeteria so you can get something to eat. I don't want you faint in the middle of the lecture."

You chuckled and kissed your husband, even as Six-Thirty nudged your belly with his nose. "Now you knock that off," you told the dog. "That's Daddy's job."

Calvin smiled as he gave you one last hug, his hands trailing to the slightly evident bump that had shown up overnight. He couldn't feel the baby kicking quite yet, but you knew that when he did, he wouldn't be able to keep his hands off you.

"Good luck Sweetpea," he said, pressing one last kiss to your lips. "I'll see you at noon."

"I'll see you then."

Cal pulled open the heavy oak and iron doors, letting you, Six-Thirty and his mother in first before he followed you both down the hall. He headed straight for the chemistry labs with Dr. Powers while you and Pat headed for the anatomy lecture room.

Your girls were all awaiting in the room, each one in their lab coats, chattering away as you and Pat took yours from the rack. "Good morning ladies," you chirped.

"GOOD MORNING PROFESSOR EVANS!" they chimed in.

"Alright ladies," you announced, taking your place in the lecture pit. "We've got our demonstration today at noon and to prepare, I've brought a little guest to help. So without further adieu, I present to you all, my mother-in-law, Patricia Evans."

"Thank you sweetheart," Patricia said, taking her place at the stand. "Alright ladies, none of the usual bullshit this morning. Lets get down to business....."

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"So am I technically doing this right?" the eighteen year old asked Calvin.

"Yep, you're good," Calvin assured him. "Just let it drip into the beaker and let it do its thing."

Calvin absolutely loved working with the eager, fresh-faced students who had come from all the local high schools in the area. To him it meant being able to get back to basics, to go back to the roots of chemistry and to teach them from the ground up. He loved when they got creative with their notebooks, drawing colorful pictures and diagrams and experimented with their handwriting. Any other professor would have turned their noses up at it, but Calvin and Anthony Powers absolutely loved it.

"Hey Professor Evans?"

"What's up Frank?"

"Remind me again what color the fluids are supposed to be again after they've boiled?"

"It's supposed to be pale pink," Calvin answered. "What color is it now?"

"It's a dark pink."

"Let it go another five to ten minutes but no more than that," Calvin instructed.

He looked up at the wall clock and saw that it was ten minutes till noon. As soon as he had the chance, Calvin ordered everyone to clean up and to put their experiments in the glass cabinets until tomorrow. He dropped his lab coat in the laundry and made his way down to the other end of the wing, eager to hear and see your demonstration.

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"..........Now these particular tests are quite easy, but determining the results can be a real hassle," Patricia explained to the audience. "Back in the day you wouldn't have thought to test the patient's blood at all and half the time you'd wait until really, truly, severe symptoms appeared......."

"Your mother's a knowledgeable lady that's for sure," Dr. Powers remarked to Calvin, the two of them sitting higher up from the pit.

"Knowledgeable isn't even the half of it," Calvin whispered back to him. "You should see when she really gets going."

"Now after the blood test has been done," Patricia continued to explained. "It's best to continue the treatment as is, until further notice or until the results come in and then determine the course of action therewith."

"Sounds like a brilliant plan," someone in the crowd spoke. "Coming from a woman."

The entire room fell so silent one would have been able to hear a dog whistle. "I'm sorry?' Patricia enquired.

"It just seems funny to me to think that you know more than the doctors on this campus," the grey-haired young man said to her. "After all, nursing is one of the lesser sciences."

Calvin wide-eyed and made a face, Dr. Powers groaning and running his hands over his chubby, round face. "Oh no, he didn't," Powers groaned.

"Brace yourself, this shitshow's about to get worse," Calvin warned him under his breath.

You and Patricia glanced at each other, your mother-in-law noticing the way your jaw clenched and how your posture stiffened.

"Young man do you work here?" she asked.

"Well......yes but I....."

"And to what department do you belong?" Patricia questioned sharply.

"Well, the medical arts," the young man replied. "You see I had studied at the Harvard Medical College and......."

"Oh and Ivy Leaguer huh?" Patricia said. "Tell me now, have you ever stitched up a man with shrapnel flying around you in all directions?"

"No I......."

"Have you ever had to repair a torn aorta in a tent before?"

"No I......"

"What about trenchfoot?" Patricia questioned again. "Ever had to deal with any of that?"

"No ma'am I......"

"Then I wouldn't consider you much of a doctor in that case," Patricia scoffed.

"Now ma'am you see here for a moment!"

"Young man, I had to earn my stripes in the middle of a shelled out church in France, rearraigning men's guts day after day while everywhere else was having the living daylights pounded out of them," Patricia snapped. "So until you yourself have been there, I suggest you sit up a little straighter, keep your legs crossed, shut your mouth and mind your own business!"

The young man cleared his throat and sat up a little straighter, as did everyone else including Six-Thirty who was in the corner at your feet. Not a single soul in that lecture hall dared to make another snide comment to Patricia Evans or to you.

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"Well that went a little better than expected," Patricia commented as you, her and Cal made your way up the little brick path to the house. "Although I could've done without Mr. Ivy Leaguer there making those snide remarks."

"I saw him cross his legs the minute you snapped Ma," Calvin chuckled, unlocking the door.

"My apologies, but the damn fool had it coming," Patricia remarked. "Besides, if that had been your father, he would have said things that would have Ulysses S. Grant himself rolling over in his grave."

"Or blushing in most cases," you chuckled.

You both entered the house, the place warm and cozy as ever with the smell of dinner cooking on the stove. One could say whatever they liked about Henry Evans Jr., but the man was a damn good cook.

Henry and Pat both conversed about the happenings of the day while you and Cal enjoyed their company. All of you laughed at the lecture incident, but when Calvin looked at you and mouthed a silent "I love you", you couldn't help but lean into him, one arm round you and the warmth of your husband surrounding you.

#lessons in chemistry #calvin evans #calvin evans x reader

[my-soupy-brain]

haven’t asked for a jason prompt yet but thought of one just now that I know you’d make my day with writing — jason taking reader on a date to a sports game of his choice (basketball/soccer/baseball)

THE DREAM. I'd love to swear and shout and clap and cheer at a game with him. Having someone who enjoys live sports as much as him would likely be such a turn on. Let's gooo!

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Relationship: Jason Sudeikis x reader

Warnings: Fluff, fun + teasing

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"You sure you wanna go? I get a little intense at these things," Jason says with a laugh, wiping off the lenses of his glasses on his hoodie.

"What makes you think I don't wanna be able to cuss in public and not get stared at for it? I'm all about it."

Jason chuckles and watches as you put on your New York Liberty t-shirt, affixing a NY Liberty temporary tattoo on your cheek.

"You are goin' all out, aren't ya?" he asks, coming up behind you with his hands on your hips, watching you peel off the paper.

"Oh yeah. This is gonna be great."

...

You make your way to your seats, low near the floor, and you meet Jason's friends who are sitting next to him. They smile seeing you're as invested in this game as he is.

The first quarter brings excitement. Jason's on the screen, along with some other celebrities in attendance. You smile proudly at him.

"Is that ever weird for you?" you ask during a timeout. He shrugs.

"A little. I'm just a fan like anyone else here, really..."

A steal by the Liberty means you're both on your feet, clapping, shouting. When one of the women gets a foul that doesn't look legit, you're back on your feet.

"Fuck that! Where are your eyes, ref?!" you shout, and Jason chuckles.

"She's... pretty into this," he tells his friend, who smiles and agrees positively to your enthusiasm.

You open a pack of candy and without taking your eyes off the court, offer the box to Jason, who takes a few pieces.

"You like Sour Patch Kids, too?" he jokes, smiling at you.

"Duh! The best."

Another incredible steal and a three-point shot by the Liberty and you're on your feet, jumping up and down and clapping.

"Yeah! Hell yeah!" you shout, and Jason's right there with you, shouting and clapping. When you sit back down, he leans in and gives you a quick peck on the lips, smiling brightly.

Fans are taking photos of the two of you, splashed across social media.

Always love seeing Sudeikis at the Liberty games. Looks like he's got an enthusiastic friend to join him!

Got a run for your money, Sudeikis! She's as into this as you are!

TFW a couple enjoys the same things with the same enthusiasm.

Jason's friend shows him the last tweet and Jason blushes and smiles. "That's my girl."

"GO GO GO! Yes!" you shout, clapping and keeping your eyes trained on the action.

"What do you wanna do after this?" he asks you, leaning into your ear. You don't let your eyes leave the court.

"Whatever you wanna do, sweetpea," you answer. "GO! Yes! Make that three!"

He can't stop laughing. Every time he tries to get a moment with you to himself, you're back on your feet.

...

The game ends and Jason gets photos with the team, and one of the women asks him who you are.

"Love seeing fans like her," she says, and Jason smiles.

"Yeah, she's a pistol!" he replies.

"We could hear her. She's got a set of lungs on her!"

Jason laughs again. "That she does."

When you leave the stadium, your voice is cracked from yelling and cheering, and he smiles at you as you make your way back to his Brooklyn home.

On the way up the stairs, he gives you a kiss.

"I was hoping to be the reason you lose your voice," he murmurs to your lips, his hands finding your hips under your t-shirt.

"Well, well, well. Looks like you'll just have to be the one to finish the job then, eh?"

Jason tugs you inside and closes the door.

"Is that a challenge?" he asks while he lifts up your shirt and walks you backward toward the bedroom.

"I dunno, you gonna call a technical on me if I say yes?"

He growls as he kisses your neck, your hands unbuttoning his jeans.

"I could be persuaded to let that one slide..." he murmurs against your neck, his greedy hands tugging you closer and leaning you down on the bed.

"Well let me see if I can convince you then, ref."

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This was fun and cute and flirty. I bet he'd love someone going as nuts for the lives sports as he does. What a date night! And yay! Sexytimes! Heehee. Thanks for the prompt, friend!

#jason sudeikis rpf #jason sudeikis x reader #jason sudeikis x you #jason sudeikis fanfiction

[heymrspatel]

hi! hope you're doing well <3 do you have any long gallavich ao3 fic recs? can be any rating :)

hi hi! i'm doing alright 🥰 i hope you are too!! 💙

i am... notoriously bad at giving recs, but i'm going to try my best to list a few that live with me at all times (while trying very very very hard to not feel bad for leaving anything out/forgetting anything!)

now, i'm not sure what you constitute as long? so, i've just gathered a few that are over 50k? ok!

completed fics that make me want to shout into the sky:

literally aaaanything by @goodkwuestion but The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Ian Gallagher and The Fine Art of Falling For You have a very special place in my heart!

Dancing After Death by @squidyyy23 - i made audible noises while reading this fic. idk what that tells you, but i hope it explains it.

M8TE by @gallawitchxx - i was all "idk idk idk if i'd be into a/b/o... eeeehhhh" and then this came along! and i- *slams fists on table*

Since We're Alone by @lethargicmick and @buffymilkovich - the way i became irreversibly unhinged by this story... my heart!

Undead Agents of Chaos by @abundanceofnots - god, it's so fun! all the ups and downs. it's so beautiful. so original! Y E S!

and i'd be just silly not to mention Cooperative Gameplay and Like Real People Do by grayola - iconic. full stop.

wips that i love and make me want to punch straight through a wall:

Sweetpea by @whatthebodygraspsnot - my beloved, my heart, my love, my joy, my light! (the fic, the universe, the characters, the author)

wait! and also That 'Redhead Babyface/FUCK U-UP' Duality - if ya wanna get hooked immediately. if ya want flirty banter. if ya want that funny, good, blessed writing style that scratches that itch! dis ees da one!

Tender Hearts and Other Maladies by @whatwouldmickeydo - world building of my dreaaaams!!!

Intro to Quantum Dating by @spoonfulstar - my absolute comfort fic!

Ristretto by @howlinchickhowl - the cooooziest and funniest coffeshop au! it's like a warm hug, i tell you!

Ian Gallagher and All of His Mistakes by toraten - i enjoy me a piece of life fic and this one is just so good!

Love Is a Ballfield by and_i_take_it - obsessed obsessed obsessed will never let this one gooooo!!!!

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also! @gallavichfanficlibrary is an amazing resource for fic recs! they've got a great tag system that makes things super easy!

and also! *sounding the alarm* everyone feel free to tac on your favorites!

and and also! i hope you're having a lovely day wherever you are! 💙

#please please add your favorites! my brain enjoys and loves but it's also broken alsdkfj #anon i hope you find something to love here! #anon #asks #fic recs #shameless #gallavich

[gravity-reject]

Could I request relationship headcannons for sugar belle with a gn s/o

AWE SUGARBELLE, MY SWEET GIRL! Sorry I didn't get to your request sooner, I just noticed it! I hope you like these headcanons anyway!🧁

-BEST GIRLFRIEND/WIFE EVER! She is literally the sweetest mare ever for her partner!

-My girl knows her self-worth, and she 100% knows yours as well, and she will definitely stand up for her partner if she feels you aren't being treated kindly or with respect. "Hey! You can't talk to them like that, who do you think you are!"

-Her love languages are acts of service and gift giving! (Gift giving being mostly her baked goods...what can she say? She loves spoiling you with her baking) With acts of service, she likes very meaningful acts of service, like helping you with chores in her spare time! And she loves it when you help with her baking (as long as you aren't a disaster in her kitchen lol) and always let's you have first taste!

-As previously stated above, she really appreciates your honest opinion on her baking! (Because it's always good, I mean CMON!) And will always ask, "How's that one, Sugar? Is it your favorite? I tried a new technique this time with the oven"

-If you have an allergy, like celiac disease or a diary allergy, she WILL make you a substitute! And you know that stereotype that gluten-free cookies aren't as good? Well, NOT HERS they will be sooo good and just for you! :)

-She also is a believer in personal space. She likes time to herself where she can bake or just relax, and she wants her partner to go do whatever their talent or hobby is! She will always be waiting for you with a new baked good when you get home.

- She doesn't like long, overcomplicated pet names... she likes short and sweet ones! Mostly baking or food based obviously (Sugar, Honey, SweetPea, ect)

-When it comes to cuddles, she honestly strikes me as the type of mare to fall asleep, cuddling her partner and then waking up on the other side of the bed sprawled out lol. Besides sleeping, she likes laying her head on your shoulder/next to yours, or when laying down she lays her head on the back of your neck, almost completely on top of you "You comfortable s/o?"

-Sugar Belle as I've mentioned is so sweet, whether or not she would like to admit it she is a crier...she just thinks you're so sweet and kind and you take such good care of her and she can't believe you did this for her and- oh boy here come the waterworks...Tears mostly just well up in her eyes when you do something particularly nice for her.

- For jealousy, I'm convinced she would be passive aggressive...like she would TRY to be nice, but she would have that tone of voice that proves otherwise, yknow? Now, if she's built up enough, she might just say something... she wouldn't explode or nothing obviously but she would walk up to them and say "Hey (Insert Name), I see the way you're looking at and acting around my partner s/o, and I would like you to stop" if she said this early on she would say it in her typical sweet voice but if it was later, after she's been built up she would have such an attitude when saying it.

- When you are upset SHE gets upset she's very emotionally connected to you and if you start crying she will inevitably also tear up, she will usher you to sit down and get comfortable while she quickly whips you up something sweet, after she will ask you what happened. God forbid somepony did this.

-She would like a family one day... she would like to focus on her bakery for now, but later in life, she would love some foals or fillys:)

-This is to the point, but her favorite form of physical affection is Bunny kisses... She loves rubbing noses with you!

- "I love you honeybunch, Dont you ever forget it" *Bunny Kiss*

#mlp x reader #Sugarbelle x reader #Mlp #Mylittlepony #Sugarbelle #Fanfic #x reader #RequestsAreOpen

[telomeke]

15 people, 15 questions

I got tagged by @colourme-feral (at this link here), @pandasmagorica (at this link here), @wen-kexing-apologist (at this link here), @dribs-and-drabbles (at this link here), @belladonna-and-the-sweetpeas (at this link here) and @airenyah (at this link here). Thanks for tagging me guys! 🥰 Hope you're all having a wonderful holiday season. 💖🎄

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1. Are you named after anyone?

Not anyone in particular; Mom's dad set out the names for the children of his sons but not his daughters. So Mom gave me a name that incorporates the concepts bright and strong. I sometimes like to think I was named after a laundry detergent. 🤣

2. When was the last time you cried?

I can't remember exactly… I never used to cry, not at stories or movies, unless they involved dogs dying (because that was my first exposure to grief, when my little furry boy died on me during my teen years). After more family members passed away though, I felt my core shift and now know what it is like to be moved to tears by a more human-centric grief and loss (I think I wasn't allowing myself to feel that before, as part of that armor you put on when out in the world as an adult).

And ever since I learnt my lessons I've cried a lot more often, sharing heartfelt moments with characters on the page or on the screen because I'm less afraid of showing emotion (as in, I no longer think of it as some kind of weakness). I think the last time I cried may have been watching Last Twilight? When I watched tough guy Mhok shedding his hard protective shell to love Day unconditionally, with the motivations behind his acts of love going mostly unnoticed and unseen by the object of his affections – e.g., the sunflower just before August turns up late, setting up Day's surprise birthday party and basically giving him away to others when you know his heart is telling him to keep Day for himself. 😢 (I've not watched Ep.7 yet, so I don't know if the meaning of any of this will change moving forward, or if there are more tears in store though.) And yes, I think the last tear I shed was when Mhok grabbed Day to kiss him at the end of Ep.6, to prove that he was loving him truly for his own sake, not plying him with secondhand emotion out of pity as Day had been led to expect from the world.

I may write more about Last Twilight in the future… It's easy to think of romantic love as a gift to be received, but Mhok really does exemplify that the human nature of love is rather more tied to wanting to give of oneself, and (for romantic love at least) that experience only achieves its fullest completion when it is met with the recipient giving you their love in return (or crushing your heart with rejection or indifference instead). And I do see the parallels between love rejected and grief; "grief is just love with no place to go" rings so very true.

3. Do you have kids?

No I don't, and it is maybe the one regret in life I will allow myself. "No regrets" is a great motto to live by, but if I could do things over again I might choose to have kids (whether my own biological kids or my own adopted ones; I'm a little too far gone and set in my ways to consider this now though). Never wanted kids before (noisy, troublesome, a dampener holding you back I told my younger self) – but when my nephew came along it was like somebody flicked a switch and I realized it was OK to feel that kind of unconditional love for another human being, for no other reason than the privilege of loving them. And I think being a parent (unlike a romantic partner) allows you to love truly unconditionally, without expecting anything in return.

4. What sports do you play/have you played?

Used to like playing soccer/basketball/badminton as a kid, but only unseriously and very badly. Nowadays I swim a lot and the gym is my second home (but I'm not at all some bulked-up gorilla; I don't have the genetics nor the inclination to abuse my body with steroids, which is the only way to look like the bodybuilders and fitness models IMO). But exercise does wonders for your mental health in addition to your physical fitness; it's been my refuge whenever things got horrifyingly stressful in life by providing an outlet for stress, plus endorphins to make you feel better. It just doesn't feel like it would be any good when you're going through it, but you can sense it after. Which is also part of why it's so hard to get yourself up and exercising when you're down; the hardest part is overcoming the inertia that is doubly weighted whenever life is stressing you out. I always have to remind myself that the more I don't want to go to the gym, the more it is I probably need to go.

5. Do you use sarcasm?

Sarcasm? What, ✨MOI✨? (Yes I'm being sarcastic here. I can be a bit too barbed with people I know, so I've learnt to pare it back, but my propensity for sarcasm has done me no favors in the workplace. It's also why I understand people putting up hard-shell defenses – shoutout to Pran in Bad Buddy and Mhok in Last Twilight.)

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

I think their general demeanour and what their overall body language is conveying.

7. What’s your eye color?

Darkest, darkest brown; so dark it looks black in all but the brightest light. You can't see where my pupils end and my irises begin.

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings all the way. Don't like horror movies and I won't pay to watch them.

9. Any talents?

I have a number of interests, but whether or not I have any talent in them is for others to judge because – even though I'm proud of some of the things I've done – my ever-critical perfectionist's eye can never fail to see flaws and things I could've done better. Everything is always falling short in some way. So my interests are: languages and linguistics (I can handle a few languages, but only a couple have acceptable fluency while the rest are still in pretty rough shape, IMO). Love to write (in English only, more focused on fact than fiction, but even then the inspiration doesn't always flow). I have an ear (but not an abiding love) for music, so I will often be singing if I'm alone and need more than silence around me. I'm interested in biological sciences (wanted to be a palaentologist as a little boy; isn’t that every kid's dream at some point?) – animals, plants, and nature fascinate me. I used to like dabbling in visual arts, but that's been deadened a bit by having to work with some of that in my job (maybe that's why the visual aspects of BL will always fascinate me though). And I think I do have a knack for research, looking things up and putting facts together so that they can convey some kind of message or bigger truth.

10. Where were you born?

In the delivery room of a maternity ward. My roots are in Asia though, if that's what this question is getting at. 😆

11. What are your hobbies?

Scrolling through Tumblr takes up way too much of my time, but yes that is one of my hobbies. I watch BLs now and then, and from that I go on to do the odd write-up about aspects that interest me (especially culture, linguistics and BL visuals). Another current obsession is baking up fruitcake variations (part of the culinary landscape of the season) and this will continue as a hobby until I've baked it out of my system. I love to watch cooking shows, but I do this more to pick up tips on how to make my meals quicker, easier and tasty enough for me (I don't love cooking, but I cook a lot, to get around dietary intolerances more than anything else). Also – gym and swimming a few times a week.

12. Do you have any pets?

None at the moment. We had dogs growing up and I am an avowed dog lover. But when you're a working adult it wouldn't be fair to leave a dog alone for most of the day while you're out at the office, so I never got one after I began working. Plus dogs don't last long (15 years is already geriatric for a pooch) and I'm not ready to face the shattering grief when they have to leave you. But never say never... Maybe I'll get a kitty for a change? 🤔💖

13. How tall are you?

I'm tallish; tall in some countries, average in others. Taller than Singto, shorter than Ohm. 😆

14. Favorite subject in school?

Art and art history? We had a dream lecturer who made the subject come alive. Also a psychology elective that I took, for all its insights into the human mind. In school school it was a mix depending on my mood and the topic of the day: English, geography, biology, chemistry, mathematics, or art. Didn't like physics or economics at all.

15. Dream job

Something in research and analysis backing up the boys in The Sign. 😆 Or maybe volunteering at a charity to help with food/housing (but I can probably only think about doing this after securing my own retirement).

Onward tagging (I can't count so don't expect this to be 15): @7nessasaryevils, @crzshaly437, @faillen, @dimplesandfierceeyes, @neuroticbookworm, @greenreflections, @recentadultburnout, @thecleopatrawannabe, @nihilisticcondensedmilk, @allthegoodusernamesaretakenhuh, @lamonnaie, @non-binarypal7, @twig-tea, @williamrikers, @gillianthecat, @hughungrybear, @solitaryandwandering, @starryalpacasstuff, @rane-ab, @serafyne, @silvercrystal1, @tsukitsuki077, @5raccoonsinatrenchcoat, @vegasandhishedgehog, @reformedcharacter, @writerwithoutsound, @bengiyo, @gelofhellyeah, @shortpplfedup, @dc-alves, @zhaagdewin, @chickenstrangers, @ranchthoughts and anybody else who wants to play! As always no pressure if you don't wish to play either.

If you've already played do tag me with a link so I can read your 15 answers too! 🥰 (And I left out some mutuals because I see you've already been tagged; let me know too if you've already played so I can head on out to read your post as well! 😍)

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#tag game #15 people‚ 15 questions #always fun to play 🥰

[pepperpotswrites]

Sick Days

THIS IS WRITTEN OFF A SECURTIY BREACH AU BY DAY ON TIKTOK!!! PLEASE GO SHOW LOVE!

Please be nice to my writing, I haven't written in a long time T~T

One thing you quickly realized was your love for working at the pizzaplex and it only grew with every day that passed-despite occasional murder attempts of course. The presence of animatronics and certain individuals made it all worthwhile, with that being said you always showed up for work, sick or not.

At least that's what you would like to tell yourselves as you get ready for your shift slowly and tiredly. You woke up feeling like you got hit by a train and as much as you would love to just lay in bed the world didn’t stop for you and you still had a shift to get to. You made sure to grab a couple masks and gloves before leaving for your shift, after all you didn’t want to get anyone else sick. 

As you neared the large doors of the pizzaplex you could already see Freddy waiting for you. At some point it had become a regular thing. Freddy was always there at the beginning of your shift and the end, watching you leave and enter. 

Though when you asked about it he always put on a smile and said he just liked greeting you. Though you weren't sure what you would need protection from other than maybe m00n, after your first two run-ins with them you quickly learned your lesson.

Freddy’s robotic voice pulled you out of your thoughts and you had to look up to meet Freddy’s eyes, he didn’t seem happy. “Did you hear me? I said you don't look so well, are you alright?” Freddy frowned, putting a hand on your shoulder to steady you.

Were you swaying? You didn’t even realize, “Oh yeah” you mumbled distractedly as you adjusted your mask a little, your delayed and short response only seems to worry Freddy more and you quickly shook your head, “Honestly-just a little under the weather” you admitted, “That's why I have the mask and gloves-and tea. It’ll help the sore throat.”  

Instead of reassuring him like you had hoped, Freddy only grew agitated, “You should go home if you're not feeling well” Freddy suggested, “You can ask Justin to take your shift, I'm sure.” you cross your arms and stare at the animatronic for a long moment, the silence stretching for a few seconds. Freddy sighs and nods, “Yes, I see your point”

“I’ll be quick tonight, I’ll run in-do repairs and if I get worse I’ll go home” you smiled, waving Freddy’s worries away as you went deeper into the Pizzaplex. Freddy still seemed unconvinced but he nods in agreement and follows close behind anyways. 

“I have no repairs needed today, but Monty and Roxy both had tail malfunctions this afternoon” Freddy explained, even being an animatronic he somehow managed to put a bounce in his steps as he walked alongside you. The two of you only parted ways once you entered the locker rooms.

“You look like shit” Venessa scoffed just as she finished getting dressed, she smoothed down her clothes and only gave you a glance before she walked out of the locker room. 

“Jee thanks,” you grumbled as you got dressed for your shift, your body screamed for rest as you stretched but you knew you would be done soon. You just needed to see Monty and Roxy, then you could go home and proceed to die there. 

You only started to drag your body to Roxy’s room when a voice stopped you. “Sweetpea! Hi!” Chica enthusiastically cheered and lifted you into the air before gently placing you back down.

 Usually, Chica's cheerful greetings never bothered you, but this time they left you feeling disoriented and light-headed. Your body was on the verge of losing balance, Chica immediately reached out and steadied you by grabbing your waist. "Oh no! I'm sorry, are you alright?" she asked with concern, noticing you grow a bit pale.

“I-I’m okay, I’m just a little under the weather” you winced, shaking your head to fight off the dizziness. “Do you need any repa-“ you suddenly yelled in surprise as Chica picked you up, your feet at least a few feet above the ground.

“You're sick?! Go home Sweetpea! No wait-we’ll go to the kitchen, and I’ll make you some warm soup!” She said excitedly as she carried you towards the area before you could protest. Your hope dwindles as you watch Roxy’s door get further and further away. So much for a short shift…

Chica seemed to be enjoying herself as she clamared about the kitchen, so you couldn’t get too upset. “I didn’t know you could cook,” you said as you watched the animatronic pull out pots and pans. 

“Of course! Sometimes I put Pizza in the oven for the kids” She giggled, turning to look at you for a moment before continuing on.

“Have…you ever actually made soup though?” you asked nervously as you leaned against one of the countertops. Could she even make soup here?

“Nope! But I’m sure it can’t be that hard!” 

~~~

For what it’s worth…the pizzaplex didn’t exactly have the tools to make Soup and Chica quickly realized that as she tried to think of something else to make.

 You however used that chance to…slip away. You still needed to do repairs on Monty and Roxy, after sitting for a while in the kitchen you did feel a bit better, you almost forgot you were sick in the first place-that is till you had a violent coughing fit. 

After what felt like forever you finally made it back to Roxy’s door out of breath and just as tired as before-if not more. “Roxy!” you groaned knocking on her door. No answer, before you can open the door Monty’s voice stopped you. 

“She’s down in the raceway if you're looking for her” "Monty narrowed his eyes and crossed his arms as he walked closer, looming over you. He asked, 'Are you sick?'"

Roxy was on the raceway?! There was no way you were going to make it all the way down there while being this sick, “Yes,” you groaned in frustration before falling into a harsh coughing fit. “Freddy said you h-had malfunctions?”

“Yeah, no. You're not doing anything while you're sick like this” Monty said, shaking his head. “Why would you come to work?” 

“Because someone needs to do repairs and Justin left once I got here” you answered with a sigh, “I was supposed to be done sooner but Chica dragged me to the kitchen” 

“Yeah, well you're gonna be done now-go home you idiot” Monty scolded as he grabbed your arm to lead you out.

“W-wait, let me at least fix your tail-Freddy said you had malfunctions…and you look a little silly” you laughed as you looked at Monty’s tail that was somehow stuck straight in the air.

Monty gives you a warning glare but nods, “Fine, but then go home” he grumbled, luckily it didn’t take long. After connecting a few loose wires his tail was good as new again, and he was still in a rush to get you out and home. So you did the only thing you could think of. Running away! 

Monty made the mistake of looking away for a moment, you took a quiet step back before turning and dashing through a couple doors. You could hear Monty yelling your name behind you as he tried to follow you, but soon enough his thundering footsteps fade leaving you in silence other than your rigid breathing. 

“I…really need to stop doing that…” You wheezed tiredly leaning against the wall for support. You weren’t even sure where you were, you were so focused on getting away you didn’t even realize where you had gone. After one last shaky sigh, you stand straighter letting your eyes adjust to the darkness around you.

“Creepy…” You shuttered nervously, it looked like you were behind or near the daycare-some type of storage. Endoskeletons were scattered around the room, frozen in time. Unmoving. It was unnerving to say the least, you had never been in this part of the Pizzaplex and having a flashlight would have been useful. 

You flinch as you hear something fall behind you followed by the eerie feeling of being watched, you weren’t so sure about heading back the way you came so you push forward, carefully making your way through the dark. This is stupid. This is a bad idea. 

Your heart races as you slowly push past the frozen endoskeletons. It was silent other than your heavy breathing. You hated how every step you took seemed to echo, “Finally” You gasp as you see the dark leading out, you rush forward to reach the door. 

A scream is suddenly ripped from you as something grabs your ankle and yanks. Hard. You crash to the ground, your already sore body screaming in pain. An endoskeleton stands over you, its hands inches from you. It takes you a few seconds to realize it stopped moving, why did it stop? You didn’t want to stay long enough to find out.

With shaky, panicked breaths you quickly start to crawl away, keeping your eyes on the endo. Unfortunately you made the mistake of turning your back to reach the door, you hear the heavy steps of the endo behind you and you grip the door, desperately trying to open it. The only issue was that it was locked, “No no no-” You begged as you banged on the door. The footsteps grew louder and so did your yelling. “Help! Please someone help me!” 

The door swings open, you fall through the door frame and to the ground in your haste to get away. You spin around to look at the Endo but…it was gone? “W...what?” Confused, you looked at your savior and your eyes widened. It was the janitor. 

He says nothing to you, staring at you for a moment then the door. You watch baffled as he walks away, taking his mop bucket with him, your mind is still reeling at the events that took place. Your chest is burning even worse than before, you need to get up and go, go somewhere safer. You know this yet your body doesn’t respond. Your vision swims and your head falls in your hands. It's not safe, you couldn’t stay here! Your vision blackens anyway and you don't even feel yourself hit the ground.

~~~

“Are they dead”

“No they aren’t dead”

“Sweetpea! Please wake up!”

“Shhh! Keep it down, friends! They are resting.”

You groan slowly, opening your eyes, where were you? The first eyes you meet are sun’s, then chica, roxy’s and…”Charlie?” You groaned, slowly sitting up. “W-what are you doing here? Where am I, what happened?” You asked quickly looking around the area. You were…in the daycare, laying down on the bouncy floor.

“Slow down, I found you passed out in the hallway, I brought you to Sun since you got hurt” Roxy explained, gesturing to your ankle, you look down to see it bandaged up and you wince as the memories come flooding back. “W-wait, so you guys called Charlie? How bad was it?”

Charlie frowns, glancing at the other animatronics before looking at you again, “My shift started 15 minutes ago, we’ll be opening soon. What happened to your ankle?”

“I…” Your voice trails off as you remember the endoskeleton chasing you, you weren't sure how believable that was though. “Wait-Charlie, did you say your shift started-how long was I out?” You panicked as you quickly stood, though you quickly regretted it as pain shoots up your leg. 

“Please do not try and move” Sun warned as he urged you to sit back down, “You shouldn’t come to work sick next time, you could have hurt yourself badly. Sun is glad you're okay though…”

“Are you going to be okay? I can help you to your car” Charlie offered, it seemed like there was more he wanted to stay but you stayed quiet as he helped you stand-much to Sun’s disagreement.

Slowly but surely you find yourself back in the parking lot of the Pizzaplex, and Charlie seemed much more into talking now that the two of you were alone. “What happened? You didn’t just have a few cuts on your ankle, there were gashes, you could have died” He sounded more worried now, angry almost as he spoke. 

“Charlie there was this storage room behind the daycare and it was filled with endoskeletons, one of them attacked me,” You went over the events of your shift to Charlie, explaining how it had been the Janitor that had saved you.

It’s clear he doesn’t know what to think but he nods anyway and smiles-to make you feel better if anything. “Okay, on my shift I’ll take a look back there. There shouldn’t be any endoskeletons out in the open like that, go home and rest, [Y/N].

You still felt uneasy after everything, and you didn’t like the thought of Charlie going alone but you nod anyway, “Okay…yeah I’ll go home. Thanks Charlie” You sighed as you carefully climbed into your car. Charlie waving you goodbye with his signature smirk is the last thing you see as you drive away from the Pizzaplez.

#fnaf security breach #security breach ruin #fnaf #fnaf au #five nights at freddys #fnaf x reader #security breach x reader #sb x reader #sb ruin #charlie Diaz #Day's Au

[tonberry-yoda]

Heyyy I saw ur down to do headcannons would u be cool with doing a kakyoin fluff Alphabet feel free to ignore if not , also how has ur day been I hope it goes or is going well ♡

omg hello!! i am so so sorry this took so long!! fluff alphabet is so much fun but takes an arm and a leg, but they are so satisfying in the end!! i absolutely love kakyoin and am so glad you requested this! i hope you have an amazing day and stay hydrated! <3

Fluff Alphabet with Noriaki Kakyoin

Pairing - Kakyoin x reader

Warning - none!

Notes - (inspired by this post) this is a kakyoin lives au because i cannot live with knowing this cherry boy is gone <3 this was so much fun!! thanks again for the request and have a lovely day! <333

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

he loves going on walks with you

like a picnic and a walk?? sign him up

he also just loves holding you

i see him as a very cuddly guy, so expect him to be playing video games with you tangled in his arms

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

EVERYTHING

omg this man adores you

thighs tho for sure and if you have those mama honkas, he's totally down

but because you find everything pretty about him, he feels the same

he mostly loves your personality though, that's what made him fall in love after all

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

first of all, the man brings you water

tells you to take a couple breaths

then he'll ask what's up

and if you dont answer, or arent ready yet, he'll ask if a hug is okay

if you nod, that is the first place he goes, his arms wrapped around you

he just wants to make sure you're ready for everything and healthy and taking the right breaths

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

he wants you in his life forever and ever

like he cannot imagine himself without you

he wouldnt be who he is without you

i mean, it is canon that he literally had no friends until jotaro, so you mean a lot to him

also he wants all of the SDC at your wedding if you happen to have one

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

he's a little baby

you are definitely the dominant one

mans has to have you order for him sometimes lmfaooooo

he's just a sweetpea, okay?

if you are girlboss, he will love that about you and worship it

but it's pretty equal since you're more just together because you're together

you love him and he loves you

it's pretty equal

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

he knows that communication is key

he will forgive you as long as you two talk first

if you do fight, it never gets out of hand

no super loud yelling or any of that, it's just communitcation

if you need space before talking, he's fine with that, he needs space too

but you both know you need to talk eventually, so you usually get that out of the way

nip the problem in the bud and go on with your day satisfied to have another amazing day of a good relationship in the books

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

again, man could not live without you fr

of course he is grateful to you

he knows that he wouldnt be the same guy he is without you, so he shows you that love and appreciation every day of his life <3

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

HE WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING

especially if you came on the trip to egypt

like EVERYTHING

even if he has a new mole on his butt

if he has a weird feeling about something, he will have you check it, no matter how embarrassing it is

he just loves you that much

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

he's a little more open because of you

you were both really open to trying new things in egypt, but after that, you would like to chill more before trying out anything new lol

but yeah, he is much more open with you and it's really cute

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

i feel like he doesnt have a big problem with it, but it still gets under his skin when he sees someone else flirting with you

or when jotaro just speaks to you lmfaooo

he usually just tells you how it made him feel later, but he's not a man of confrontation, especially with another man lmaooo

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

OMG STOP

BECAUSE

AWOOOOGAA

this man has the kisses of an angel

he's got baby soft skin, meaning he has the softest kisses in the world

their always soft and light, never rough

he just presses his lips to yours while cupping your face softly, pulling you closer

your lips definitely stick to his for a second as he pulls away

he's got the best kisses ever, change my mind

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

he'd be too shy to tell you so while you're both just eating at a resteraunt one day, he just slips over a sticky note that says "you're cute wanna go on a date? :)"

how can you deny that?

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

oh 100%

i already have wedding headcanons here if you wanna read those instead of me rewriting them

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

cherry blossom

that's definitely his go to other than honey

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

he just cant stop smiling at you

like it's pretty obvious

he just CANT STOP SMILING

it's really cute though because occasionally he will giggle too

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

it's not really his thing

in front of the SDC it's fine, but he doesnt know about random people

if you're okay with it tho he's down

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that's beneficial in a relationship.

communication and a great kisser

also nice hugs that really comfort you

and he also does this amazing thing where he whispers next to your ear how much he loves you and it makes you shudder with a smile on your face

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

he prefers picnics and walks, so I guess that's pretty romantic

also just loves to go to your or his house to cuddle

i also think it would be cute if you guys had a jar of dates and whatever you pull is what you're doing for the night

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

his is your #1 support

he would stay up all night just to help you do your thing

literally no one else supports you as much as he does

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

he likes being routine, but since y'all met at a weird time anyway, spicing it up is nothing

like if you have a stand and both of you are called by the Speedwagon Foundation, then off you go, just another date! :)

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

he knows you so well it's not even funny

like he knows when you need to eat or drink something and he knows when you need a hug. he also knows when you need space though, so he will let you do your thing

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

again, this man could not live without you

he literally needs you at this point

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

sure he's the cherry boy, but i think he would smell like vanilla so when he holds you close, he smells godly

best cuddles ever with this man

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

YES YES YES

Y earning - How will they cope when they're missing their partner?

he'll miss you, but he knows that you two needed space anyway

it's a time for him to be even better in the relationship

expect he cant sleep

he literally cannot sleep if you two arent cuddling

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

oh yeah

this man is literally willing to do ANYTHING

~~~

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@tonberry-yoda

#fluff alphabet #writing #my writing #fanfic #fanfiction #headcanons #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba x reader #jojos bizarre adventure x reader #kakyoin #noriaki kakyoin #kakyoin x reader #noriaki kakyoin x reader #sdc #sdc x reader #stardust crusaders #stardust crusaders x reader #jjba part 3

[lovelybunn]

NSFW HEADCANONS: POST COVID STAN MARSH EDITION.

requested by @krispydreamerwolf

warning(s): sexual themes, uses of petnames, afab!reader

author's note: OH EM GEE I FEEL SO BAD FOR WAITING SO LONG TO POST THIS, BUT I HAD NO IDEAS MAN :((((((((

His kinks.

hair pulling.

i really hope you don't have short hair, cuz my god, he don't give two shits, he'll fucking pull that shit out of your head if he really wants to. but fr, stan will tug at your hair till your screaming his name, begging for him to stop or at least be less aggressive.

ㅤ

spanking.

rosy ass cheeks? yes please. he'll use a variety of things: his belt, his hands, a literal stick, a whip, etc. he likes a lot of things that come with spanking you, the satisfaction he feels for "punishing" you, the screams and yelps of mixed pain and pleasure from you, the way your body shivers with each snap, among many other things.

ㅤ

being called 'daddy'.

daddy issues in reverse!!! the feeling of power and authority over you just hits this man in just the right way. the pitiful look on your face as you call him that, begging for him to fuck you, is his version of therapy.

ㅤ

cock warming.

whether it's in your mouth, asshole, or pussy, he never wants to take his dick out. you just feel so warm around him, how could he? stan will sometimes even fall asleep with him still inside you, so you'll have to figure out how to get his cock out of you without waking him up.

ㅤ

face fucking.

in relation to the one above, stan loves basically breaking your jaw while he plummets himself in and out of your mouth. seeing the head of his penis hit the back of your throat fills him with so much lustful joy. and you having a gag reflex? ten times better.

What petnames does he give you?

sweet-pea.

i heard him say it once in the special and ran away with it. he says it more during foreplay then anything, to get you all hot and heavy and to prepare you for the pounding your most definitely going to receive for the night.

ㅤ

slut.

"you're such a fucking slut, taking daddy's cock like that. you're my little slut, aren't you?" especially calls you this when he's drunk, it's just his way of reminding you who you belong to.

Ass, Thighs, or Tits?

ass.

as i already established with this post, stan marsh is most definitely an ass man. but how much does he love ass you may ask? any and every single time he is behind you, your butt is bound to get smacked. and he absolutely loves fucking you from the back, he'll do it so hard that you'll be sore for days.

How vocal is he?

VERY. too vocal.

like father, like son. you know that one clip of randy covered head to toe in his own cum? now imagine that with stan. he doesn't ever hold back, you just feel too goddamn good for him to even want to. also, just a heads up, stan marsh also got his roughness from his father, so the harder he goes, the louder he is.

Head, both giving and receiving.

giving.

he does it, but not very well. wendy didn’t teach him shit. but the plus side of that he's amazing with his fingers, so if you have a hand kink, here you go, enjoy~.

receiving.

"sweetpea, can you come here and help daddy? i've been so stressed lately..." getting head from you is the only thing keeping him from losing his ever loving mind. this man will create every and any excuse to get you to give him head. bruv is fucking DESPERATE.

His favorite position.

doggystyle.

do i really have to explain? he likes any position where your ass in his main view, but stan's a simple man. doggy's classic, and he's always down for it.

Aftercare: Does he do it?

ehh, it depends.

most of the time, stan will just instantly pass out, dick still resting inside you (as i said at the very beginning of this post). but on the rare, he'll actually clean up. he'll praise you from time to time, but it's awkward as hell, "you did good. that was fun." he'll even give you that awkward white man no lip smile (that personally makes me cringe). but bathing after sex, no ma'am, he does not do that. not gonna happen.

#south park #south park post covid #south park headcanons #south park hcs #south park x reader #stan marsh #stan marsh x reader #i've went down this rabbithole once before #i've embraced it #h0rni #i put my whole bunnussy into this

[conkers-thecosy]

Happy birthday, Conkers!!!! How lovely of you to go with the hobbit tradition and give us all a present on your birthday!! (the new chapter I mean). I hope you have a wonderful nice day filled with comfort and joy!

Thank you so much, sweetpea!! 💛

Haha, it just felt like the right choice for this particular fandom to give something like a gift on my birthday, and I'm so pleased you enjoyed it! And I know how you guys enjoy a Thorin pov! 💛💛

And thank you, I'm having a lovely, quiet day relaxing and answering lovely messages! I'm having a little party tomorrow, but today is just for quiet time, good food, and films! I'm having a very lovely day!

Thank you again for the birthday wishes, I hope you're having a good day, too!!

#ask #bramble-berries

[jungle-angel]

Back To School Blues (Calvin Evans x Reader)

Summary: It's after the holidays, but you're feeling a little bluer than you normally would, but you know that your husband is your biggest support system no matter what

Warnings: Seasonal depression, mentions of birth, post holiday blues etc.

Tagging: @floydsmuse

You scrubbed away at the last of the dinner dishes trying so hard to put everything out of your mind, hoping that by keeping your hands occupied, it would make the thoughts of going back to work leave.

But it didn't.

No matter how hard you scrubbed or scraped, the thoughts just wouldn't leave. Anger, confusion and a whole swirl of emotions welled within you, your body tensing up at the slightest thought of it.

You felt your eyes burning, searing with hot tears and your chest tightening until you couldn't hold it in any longer. You loved and enjoyed those sweet and blissful days of decorating the Christmas tree, listening to the goofy Christmas records on the stereo in the living room or looking in the windows of all the stores downtown to see if the perfect gift for your family members lay within, coming home after a long day to see the tree and the living room lit up and smelling all the delicious foods cooking in the kitchen. But now that New Years was fast approaching, you couldn't help but feel sad that it would be another year until you could do it again.

You loved your students, your girls in the nursing major at school as though they were your own family, but you couldn't help but dread the thought of having to go back to work. You couldn't keep it in any longer as a sob broke from your throat.

It wasn't until you felt a pair of strong arms around you and warm lips pressing against your cheek that you were able to calm down for a minute, realizing your husband was home from visiting the neighbors up the street.

"Hi sweetpea," Calvin whispered.

You sniffed through your tears and hugged him back, your arms so tight around his waist you feared to let go. "M'sorry," you shuddered.

"Sorry for what?" he asked.

"For looking like this."

Calvin chuckled a little and kissed your lips sweetly. "C'mon in the living room and we'll talk," he told you. "I'll make you a hot tea."

You hurried upstairs to the bathroom to wash off your face and met Calvin back down in the living room, the hot mug of black tea freshly steaming as he set it on the coffee table. You took your seat beside him, snuggling into each other, only breaking away when he had decided to light a fire in the fireplace.

"Alright sweetpea," he said. "What's going on?"

"I'm just feeling really blue," you croaked.

Calvin thought for a moment, settling back in beside you and lifting your chin up to meet his gaze. "Do you......do you think it's baby blues?"

You shook your head. "I've been talking to your mother about all that," you admitted. "Dr. Kennedy says it's completely normal too."

Calvin nodded.

"I just don't want to go back," you croaked again, sniffing a little. "I love my girls and I love my job but....."

"But you'd rather stay at home with me, Ell and Six-Thirty?" Calvin asked.

You nodded, squeezing a few tears away. "I just want you.....you and our baby."

Calvin hugged you tighter, kissing your cheek and then your forehead. "I know sweetpea," he said. "I know, it's hard to go back after being away for so long. But guess what? Summer break is gonna come up fast."

You had completely forgotten about the long summer break that was soon to come. You had been looking forward to it even while you were pregnant with Ellen, planning for all those long, hot days in your favorite spot, watching Calvin row on the lake with his team, swimming at the lake and even the Fourth of July picnic that the neighborhood threw every year.

"I completely forgot about that," you chuckled.

"See?" Calvin said before kissing you again. "There's always something to look forward to sweetheart. We just have to find it."

You laughed before you kissed him again when Six-Thirty came barreling down the stairs with Ellen's teddy bear in his mouth. "Looks like somebody's awake," Calvin chuckled.

"Or about to be," you said when you heard Ellen's cries coming from upstairs. "I'll make you something if you want, you've got to be tired."

"Mind making me a Manhattan while I go grab her?"

You didn't hesitate in the least. You went into the kitchen and mixed him up a Manhattan with extra ice as he came downstairs with Ellen, gently patting her back and kissing her cheeks.

"Definitely not a morning person," he laughed as soon as she settled down.

You laughed with him before taking her from his arms, the two of you retreating to the living room to continue talking about your day.

"So where were you most of the day?" you asked him.

"Joel and Sandra were having a little trouble with something and Dad and I had to go help," Calvin explained. "One of the motors to the refrigerators at the store broke and the repairman never showed up to repair it."

"Why that skeevy son of a....."

"Hey, little ears Momma," Calvin warned you before you could say another word.

You laughed and rolled your eyes. "Well, either way I hope they catch the little rat," you told him. "That's completely unfair to Abe and Rose."

"Oh believe me Abe was not happy," Calvin chuckled before taking a sip of his drink. "Biggest mistake the twerp made was don't give Abe Levenstein a reason to hunt you down."

You knew full well that there was truth to Cal's statement. Abe had been in Henry's Marine Corps. unit and the man had been a well known tracker, able to find some of the worst reprobates who dared to come into his neck of the woods and mess with the people closest to him. He had been like a second uncle to Calvin and had taught him many of the tactics that he and Henry had picked up from their time in the military.

"Speaking of which," Calvin said. "Rose said that she's willing to rotate shifts with mom if we need an extra babysitter. Sandy goes back the same time we do so she can come on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays to help if need be."

"Next time we see her, we'll have to say thank you and give her the extra brownies in the tin," you chuckled.

You and Calvin had a good laugh on the matter, making all the plans you could for the summer and soon you had begun to feel much better, all thanks to your husband and the people closest to you.

#calvin evans #calvin evans x reader #lessons in chemistry

[mommyghostface28]

omg 🙄 who have been bad? you? being a human being = being bad? honestly, you're being bad for thinking you've been bad honestly, makes me wanna fuck all the reassurance right into you, so you know better

next time you wanna be "bad" go straight gay into my arms for cuddles and venting and whatever! else you need to feel better, sweetpea 💋

also, yaaaay! so happy i could say sth that would make you feel at least a bit better! 💓

i am so sorry you have that kind of wound, but you have to remember that if someone treated you wrong (even if it wasn't just one person) doesn't mean that there is nobody else in the world who would treat you right. idk you in real life but from all of your responses to people and to me here i feel like you are a very nice person and it feels like you've put work and effort into that. that is amazing and so rare and i admire people like you who are so caring and kind. so please, make sure to have a good day and not be harsh on yourself!

thousands of kisses to you 🌬️💋

☄️

oh my comet 🤭 you’re right, I think I do need some reassurance fucked into me. Mommy is being sooo foolish..it seems I don’t know any better and I need to be reminded 😘

you are truly so sweet 🥹 thank you for the kind words! I would love all the cuddles. I appreciate all you’ve said, I’m definitely feeling better today! Everything you said went straight to my mushy heart. 🥰

I hope you’re having a wonderful day! I’m sending back tonssssss of kisses in return 💋

-☄️

#wlw nsft #wlw ns/fw #nsft wlw #lesbian nsft #sapphic nsft #nsft lesbian #bd/sm mommy #wlw domme #lesbian #sapphic ns/ft #nsft sapphic #sapphic ns/fw #☄️ #Mommys Asks 😈

[slasher-male-wife]

Request for Lester sinclair

I had this idea of Lester waking up to go to his daily rounds of picking up roadkill, but the reader is practically clinging onto him, so he ends up just taking them with him!! Imagine laying across the passenger seat of Lester’s truck with your head on his lap, while he smiles and tells you stories while picking up his roadkill lol

No pressure I love your writing <333

Ok I love this idea and it honestly reminds me of this other one shot I read awhile ago, I'll link it if I can find it but this seems like a really cute idea. I haven't written much for Lester lately so I'm happy to do this for you.

Why not join me?

Warnings: Mentions of road kill but that's about it

It's six in the morning when Lester's alarm first goes off. He's quick to shut it off and try to sit up when he feels the weight of you clinging onto his arm. He smiles to himself as he tries to pull you off but you just grip on tighter. He shakes his head a little and lays back down, still trying to get you to let go. He sees you open your eyes slightly and smile at him. Knowing that you're awake now he doesn't feel as bad trying to talk to you. 

"Honey I've gotta get up now. I've got a lot of work to do." He says gently as he tries to pull off your arms but to no avail. 

"Just a few more minutes ok? The sun isn't even fully up yet." You reply. He laughs a little to himself. He knows how Bo gets about him not getting work done. He loves his brother but he really is a hardass sometimes.

"Well I know that but it's better to get started earlier ok? Now you've got to let go of my arm sweetpea," You shake your head and hold on tighter if that's even possible. He sighs and smiles to himself, "How about you come along with me today. I don't mind ya joining me." You think about it for a few seconds before letting go of his arm and rubbing your eyes. 

"I can do that." You smile and Lester smiles back. 

"Be ready to go in 20 minutes alright?" You nod and he gets out of bed. Lester gets ready and when he passes by his room again he sees you getting dressed too. Walking to the kitchen he makes a quick breakfast and pours himself some coffee. You soon join him. Eating quickly then making your way out to the truck. You get inside while Lester gets a few things ready. When he gets in the truck he can see you falling back asleep. He smiles to himself as he starts up the car and gets to driving. A few minutes into the car ride you lay down with the back of your head on his lap. You look up at him and he looks down at you for a moment with a smile. Although when he looks back up at the road he’s still smiling. 

“If you wanted to sleep some more, you could have just stayed at home honey. I don’t want you to be uncomfortable here, you know.” You yawn and nod, closing your eyes. 

“I know that. But I wanted to be with you today.” 

“I don’t know why someone as nice as you wants to spend their day around roadkill,” He moves a hand down and strokes your hair, “Or other people if we pick anyone up today for that matter.” You know what Lester means by that. When you two pick up people they’re never usually the nicest to you. 

“Well then let’s just hope we don’t pick up anyone this morning. I don’t get why you have to get up so early anyway. If Bo wants the roads to be clean so badly he should pick up the road kill himself.” Lester chuckles to himself and puts his hand back on the steering wheel. 

“It’s better to catch the animals earlier before the sun bakes them up and makes them smell like hell. It’s also important to catch as many people as we can. You know how Bo is about getting things done.” 

“Well I think he just needs to calm the fuck down every once and awhile. He doesn’t have to work every single day.” You two break out into a small, quiet laughter. 

“Bo is Bo and he’s not going to change anytime soon. It’s better to just try and get along with him anyway. I do owe him a lot. So doing this is the least that I could do.” You nod and open your eyes again. 

“I love you Lester.” He looks back down at you. 

“I love you too Y/n.” 

#lester sinclair #lester sinclair x reader #lester sinclair x you #lester sinclair x y/n #house of wax #slasher x y/n #slasher x reader #slasher fanfiction

[hees-mine]

all these anons saying what if yn's preggo... y'all are fucked in the head and i LOVE IT. i love the messiness of what that situation would be like. and to say that what if she ended up with jay??? SWEETPEA'S WHOLE ASS BOYFRIEND??? i love how we're just making their lives miserable.

my version of the ending is that yn moves to another country, starts over, finishes her studies, become a bad bitch and becomes hella successful and wait for it...

falls in love and marries hee's prodigy at work; mr park sunghoon. and he invites hee to their wedding (bc mentor and whatnot) and yn being all moved on and shit AND THEN THE REGRET HITS HEESEUNG LIKE MF TRUCK. LIKE DAMN I COULD'VE MARRIED HER AND HAVE THAT GOOD PUSSY FOR LIFE BUT NAURRRR. yn just greets him happily with no malice bc she couldn't give less of a fuck about her past bc again, she moved on and made peace with everything.

as for the daughter, i could see her watching her dad deteriorate right in front of her eyes and living with the regret her entire life that while her dad was being selfish, in the end, she was too and while she was living happily in a relationship, her dad stayed single and when she moved out, he rotted in their family home all alone. but she was too prideful and would never admit it so she would just wallow in her regret in silence her whole life.

in my head, they were never the same father-daughter duo. i also see hee holding some sort of grudge against his daughter and her knowing and their relationship is just strained forever.

in conclusion, i just see yn living her best life and the father-daughter duo living in regret.

wow i went on a TANGENT. but yeah, i'm a bitter bitch who also has been used for pleasure and deluded into thinking they loved me BUT OH WELL MEN ARE TRASH.

i loved the story so much, bb. i hope you're proud of yourself and continue to write bc you are very, very good at it 🩵 -🌽

Ahem! *sips water cracks knuckles* exactly the sweetpea and hee slander is so real bro

It would be the messiest of messy and at the end of the day I’m not sure if anyone would be happy cause I think all that comes after the pregnancy news would be nothing but spite atp 😭

Bruh are yall trying to unalive heeseung? If mans had to go through that especially finding out that his old fling is not only with his co worker but they’re getting married yeah he’d be drinking himself to sleep that night for sure 💀

No not them y/n’s life and theirs too you’re just going for a triple kill 😂 I’d be scared to wrong you in any way

Nah because she definitely would not be his sweetpea anymore after that (here lies the nickname sweetpea)🪦🥀😂

Damn I’m sorry you went through that hearing that makes me feel bad about writing more realistic stories 😔

But no worries bestie we’re all here for you and your tangent 😂

Thank you! I will continue to do just that😉

#hees-mine questions

[mblue-art]

Saw your most recent post... it inspired me a little, so I just quickly wrote this down for you. Might be a little messy, but hopefully it's still good. Glad to see that you're feeling better!

♡ﾟ+｡.｡+ﾟ’ﾟ+｡.｡+ﾟ♡

“I hate you two…”

“Lies don’t suit you, love,” Lust said, chuckling a little from the pout you gave him. “If you’d really hated us being here, then you’d thrown us out the second we came in.”

You were about to protest, but words left you as the sight of a bowl filled with deliciously prepared soup was held out in front of you. You looked up at Cross, but he glanced away just as your eyes met. He was blushing.

“You need to eat,” he said, sitting down on your other side only after you took the bowl from him. “You haven’t been eating well enough these past days.”

“How do you know?” you asked, genuinely curious. You hadn’t told anyone about that.

Cross smiled, and he leaned in to nuzzle your shoulder. Obviously, he wasn’t going to tell you.

“Just eat the soup, sweetpea. We’ll cuddle and keep you warm and comfortable once you’ve finished it,” Lust purred softly. He leaned in to kiss your cheek. “We’ll take care of you until you’re better, alright?”

You weren’t sure whether it was the fever or the embarrassment that made your cheeks heat up, but you tried your best to ignore it.

Well… tried was the key word here…

The two idiots on either side of you made that pretty much impossible with the way they nuzzled and kissed you, and it only became worse once you actually finished the bowl and gave it to Cross to put it away.

Lust leaned in to kiss your cheek again, and Cross quietly purred as he laid his skull upon your shoulder. They both made themselves perfectly comfortable against you, and - despite your embarrassment - you couldn’t help but accept the affection. They were warm, cuddly, and so annoyingly sweet.

“Thanks…” you eventually mumbled, burrowing yourself back against the pillow and pulling the blanket a little further up. “For coming over, I mean.”

“Of course, love,” Lust said, smiling to you ever so sweetly.

“Always,” Cross added, taking your hand and giving it a gentle kiss.

You already felt so much better.

It was still morning when I first read the first sentence in your ask and i went !!!?!?!?!

feral reaction under the cut

WWW-WAIT WAIT WHAT??? WHAT??!?!

VALACRE. VAL. VALAACRCECEVSVDNFMCKAAAA

ive only read the first two lines bUT I AM!! PAUSIGN TO UM UH UM UM GO FERAL??? UM Uhhhhh dont imagine me rolling around in bed like a romcom anime character—

JUST. LOSING MY SHIT OVER VALACRE WRITING A THING FOR ME (one of the sweetest fic authors i know and has written lust fics that have become my comfort fics??? HELLO???) AND IM JUST. DJDNS UWAGH LIES DOWN. LIES THE FUCK DOWN………

ur getting a long feral commentary abt this valacre im sorry but also not<3

["…love,"] OURGRHCHCHXBD SOB HEAVES SOBS,, thats so him,,, (aka my skelesona's lust variant uses that for them and its special to me and i am being an emotional bitch) uwegh,, /pos

CLUTCHING.

CLUTCHING MY KNEE AWAGDHDZH CROSSSS

["You haven't been eating well enough these past days."] UM. insert emoji thats frantically looking up and down

["How do you know?"] LMAO HELLO??? i should. Read instead of commenting after every paragraph-

[The two idiots…] YES THE TWO IDIOTS I LOVE AND ADORE HHHHHHRRRFGHHH OTL BANGS FISTS ON TABLE.

[…and so annoyingly sweet.] 😭😭😭💕💜💙💜

["Of course, love,"] !!!!!!!!!

lust really is my truly, dearly beloved- good GOD i love him- FACK, MAN!!!!!

THTHTHTHTHE HAND KISS VALACRE YOU ARE KILLING ME?????? HELLO?????

FACK THE ENDING LINE IS PERFECT IAM- IAM- SLAPS THE COUCH AGGRESSIVELY(??)

Hi Valacre thank u SO much for this u r making my morning GREAT i am simping so hard rn, u know how to write the Soff Words and i appreciate that, u r very pog and awesome i hope ur day goes well 💜💙💜

#I AM WINNING. i am winning actually- #im so gd blessed holy shiiiii #valacre u r the most ever #ask #mblue talks #(yes i will reread them just like the other fics my heart is soaring fr) #valacre #getgot #scenarios