Prompt: Why are you carrying a duck?
Regulus had learned to not ask questions.
Dating James Potter had its....unique qualities, and looking the other way when he and his friends were wreaking havoc was one of them. Remus had advised him long ago to just ignore it, as that gave him plausible deniability.
But this time, he just...couldn't. He couldn't leave well enough alone. He had to ask.
"James...James...Potter!" He yelled at a frantic-looking James, who was currently running across the grounds, arms full and head swiveling.
"Don't ask..." Dorcas muttered next to him, not even looking up from her book.
But he couldn't not ask. He left the spot where the rest of his friends were studying and ran up to James, who was now walking slowly around by the edge of the lake, muttering 'Pads? Where are you?' clearly looking for something.
"James!" he said again, this time finally gaining the older boy's attention.
"Erm...yes, Reg?" James responded, obviously trying to look innocent but failing miserably.
Regulus sighed. "Why are you holding a duck, James."
James shifted from foot to foot, the struggling animal still flapping a bit in his arms. "Erm...what if I said this hasn't always been a duck? And...this isn't the only not-duck currently wandering the grounds?"
Regulus stared, taking in James's words, before exhaling sharply. "Never mind. I don't want to know."
And he returned to his spot with Dorcas.
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